A graduated glass of 1 litre having approximately 500 ml of water was kept in front of an Engineer, Mathematician and Physicist. This is what they had to say:
Mathematician: The glass is half full.
Physicist: The glass is half empty.
Engineer: The glass is too big!
A Chemical Engineer, a Mechanical Engineer, a Computer Engineer and a Electrical Engineer were travelling in a car. Suddenly, their car broke down.
The Chemical Engineer said, "I think that we are out of fuel, that is why the car sputtered and stopped".
The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think their is a problem with the car cylinder and the piston may not be working properly".
The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there is a problem with the spark plug".
Then all three turned to the Computer Engineer and asked him what he thought about the problem. He solemnly replied,"I think we should all get out of the car and then get back in".
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