(M) Are you insane? (X) Depends who ya talk to. (41KB)
(C) Aren't you the lucky girl? You get to spend eternity with me! (41KB)
(G) You know what I think? You wanted them to die so you'd have a reason to be a b*tch! (62KB)
(G) You are evil to the core and you always will be. (36KB)
(C) I will never stop hating you, Xena. Do you hear me? Never! You killed my family, my soul, my reason to live and love. And I will spend eternity seeking revenge. (166KB)
(G) Your sweetness act is disgusting. (35KB)
Chakram
(A) Oops, I forgot. Bad doesn't ring a bell on you, does it? (65KB)
(X) Course you could just kiss the girl. (40KB)
(G) Xena you have this balance of lightness and darkness. Without both of those, the very best in you is defenseless. (99KB)
Succession
(A) What in the name of, me, did you think you were doing? (56KB)
(A) Let the game begin. (22KB)
(X) What do you want? (A) I swear...hey, Xena, I want your honest opinion. Objectively. She's better than I thought. (X) I don't get it, Ares. All this to see your new girlfriend fight? (A) No, watch my old girlfriend fight. I've missed it. (X) Where ya been lately? (238KB)
Animal Attraction
(X) Oh it's a little cutie. I... (37KB)
(X) I am a LOVE-free zone. (20KB)
(X) So, what's your diagnosis now? (Dr) Mood swings! (61KB)
(X) Gabrielle's gonna freak. (41KB)
(G) You're pregnant? How can you be pregnant. Xena...I mean when did you...who did? (156KB)
Them Bones, Them Bones
(G) Xena, don't let go of me. (X) Never. (80KB)
Purity
Back in the Bottle
Little Problems
Seeds of Faith
Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire
(X) Alright, listen up. Playing music's the way for a muse to inspire. And the best sounding band will win Turpsichord's lyre. (G) If the people don't mind, it's a contest for peace. (Guy) And we'll hold it right here: (All) In Melodia. Music capitol of Greece. (212KB)
(G) No, they all suck. (15KB)
(X) I'm going to kill you. (17KB)
Punchlines
God Fearing Child
Eternal Bonds
Amphipolis Under Seige
Married With Fishsticks
Lifeblood
Kindred Spirits
Antony and Cleopatra
Looking Death in the Eye
Livia
Eve
Motherhood
