(A) Cool (32KB)
(X) You call that winning? (71KB)
(X) Oh please. (42KB)
(G) Xena, you�re acting really strange. (X) Don�t be ridiculous, Mavis. Ally-oop, Argo. (65KB)
(G) Will you do it for me? Please? (X) Okay. (303KB)
(X) Sometimes that is the only way to shut her up.(130KB)
(X) I win! Hahahaha� (62KB)
(A) I still don�t get what you see in her. (120KB)
Been There, Done That
(G) Rise and shine, yeah, yeah. (128KB)
(X) Sleep now. It�ll hurt less in the morning. (172KB)
(X) Rise and shine, everybody. Rise and shine. (33KB)
Xena�s tantrum (97KB)
(X) Son of a bachae! (61KB)
(X) Good girl. (42KB)
The Dirty Half Dozen
(A) He�s behind you. (54KB)
(X) Wakey, wakey (10KB)
The Deliverer
(A) Go, Xena. Lead your army to victory and make me proud. (282KB)
(X) What have you done to her, you bastard! (79KB)
(X) I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha. You alright? (184KB)
Gabrielle�s Hope
(X) You got it bad. (llKB)
(X) I�m gonna kick these ladies� butts. (21KB)
(X) Well this is your lucky day. (24KB)
(X) I�m gonna slap these b*tches silly. (18KB)
(X) I�ve got your number, sweetie. (16KB)
The Debt I
(G) You owe someone so much that you would just throw away these last few years. (X) Yes. (103KB)
(X) Eat dirt. (47KB)
The Debt II
(X) Tough guy, eh? (16KB)
King of Assassins
(A) You, master moron, let�s go. (29KB)
(G)You slob of a husband�I can�t take it anymore! (90KB)
(G) Ya worthless excuse for a husband. Come on! (105KB)
(J) I�m hanging from the wall by my underwear! (61KB)
Warrior�Priestess�Tramp
(G) None of your business�tubby. (34KB)
(X) What are you grinning at? (10KB)
(X) Gee, Gabrielle. Who is it? I simply have to know. (31KB)
(M) How�d you like a trip to Mt. Olympus courtesy of my fist? (78KB)
(M) How can I make trouble? I�m a virgin! (36KB)
(M) I am the holy woman! (71KB)
The Quill is Mightier
(Aphrodite) Basic hair care was not such a drag as a goddess. (63KB)
(G) A warrior, Joxer the Mighty, asked a Boone from the god Aphrodite. And what a surprise he saw with love�s eyes? Three times� (J) I had a little trouble there. Anybody know a word that ends in �ity�? (128KB)
(A) Me? I�m mortal. I might be killed. (76KB)
(Aphrodite) Whatever. (11KB)
Maternal Instincts
(C) You�ll do what? Make my life a living hell? Old hat, dear. (307KB)
(X) Get outta here. (13KB)
(X) You�re breakin� my heart. (89KB)
The Bitter Suite
(G) I hate you! (25KB)
(G) So much for the Alesian Field theory. (24KB)
(G) Joxer, go away! Can�t you see I�m naked? (25KB)
(J) Being naked won�t excuse ya. Sing to talk, we�re in Illusia. (103KB)
(A) When in battle, keep your head. (30KB)
(A) Ding dong, the b*tch is dead. (174KB)
(G) We�re home. (X) At last. (154KB)
One Against an Army
(G) I�ve worked out the mechanics. The speed, the trajectory, and finally the arch of the spin. (260KB)
(X) Good. What�s the point? (76KB)
(X) What foot do I start on? (55KB)
(G) Don�t confuse me. (53KB)
(G) Slow learning, huh, Xena? (97KB)
(G) I hardly felt a thing. 70KB)
(X) I changed my mind. (16KB)
(X) Even in death, Gabrielle, I will never leave you. (227KB)
(X) Always lookin� out for me, huh? (G) Always. (199KB)
Forgiven
(G) Xena, I�ll understand just this once if you�re so angry you wanna pummel her for a while. (X) I�m not gonna do that. (G) Then hold her while I do it! (328KB)
(X) You don�t wanna be doing that. (10KB)
King Con
(G) You wouldn�t dare. Not to an injured woman. (163KB)
(X) I have many skills; most of which I use against people like you. (188KB)
(X) You better run, you dirty thief! (95KB)
When in Rome
(JC) Hello, Xena. (30KB)
(JC) You have one obsession, Xena. That�s me. (65KB)
(G) I�m tellin� you. I ain�t never been drinked�drunkined, drunk. (58KB)
Forget Me Not
(A) I wouldn�t do that if I were you. (44KB)
(G) By the gods. I am so incredibly in love with you! (168KB)
Fins, Femmes, and Gems
(X) Well, yeah, you know. About your little problem. Your height. (41KB)
(G) Oh. Oh yeah. Lookin� good. (50KB)
Gab�s song (184KB)
(X) This is the ultimate fantasy. (28KB)
(G) I am the ultimate fantasy. (21KB)
(X) Because, it�s fun! (17KB)
(X) Well don�t knock it �till you�ve tried it. (32KB)
(G) It was like my reflection embraced me. I sank into it. I was surrounded by it. And then you, you pulled me up and I looked into your eyes and I finally realized. There could only be one person for me in my life. Me! (236KB)
(G) You cut my hair? My little golden fleece? (63KB)
(G) You mighty man-monkey. She-monkey need you! (69KB)
(X) Fish don�t just catch themselves! (41KB)
Tsunami
Vanishing Act
(G) Myopia the fence. I�fence. (59KB)
(G) Wait. You can�t melt the statue down. Why not? Be�because it gets gooey. I do not pay for goo. (148KB)
(X) Ya just had to outbid me, didn�t ya. (G) You outbid me first. (X) It�s a wonder you didn�t go even higher. (G) Right, like I can top the ring of Apollo? (A) Are you two out of your minds? (114KB)
Sacrifice I
(C) Love to chat but, gotta go. (26KB)
(C) You just trust me. You�re gonna love it. Well, at least half of it. (X) Oh goody. (90KB)
(A) I am really gonna enjoy tearing her limb from limb. (54KB)
(X) That�s the funny thing about people. Just when you think you�ve got them figured out the show a completely different side to their character. (75KB)
(C) Oh, she�s so good. (27KB)
(C) Ouch. Don�t do that. (53KB)
(A) Xena�s not finished, ya know. When she puts her mind to killing someone they generally get killed. (62KB)
Sacrifice II
(X) Well you protected your daughter well, didn�t you. You don�t understand. Why you released that monster that killed my son on all the children of the world? Well that I do not understand. (126KB)
(X) Don�t you get it? I would gladly die to rid the world of that thing. (43KB)
(G) I�I just couldn�t stand the thought of loosing you. (38KB)
(X) Strange. The one I love most in all the world and the one I hate�look exactly the same. (117KB)
(C) Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Glory, hallelujah. (34KB)
(X) What did you think you were doing? (C) Girl�s gotta have some fun. (60KB)
(G) I know that Hope has to die. No matter the consequences. (A) Even if that means saying goodbye to your beloved Xena? Think you can just let it happen? I don�t. (177KB)
(H) Don�t make me do this alone. Come, be my mother. (68KB)
(C) Try not to die before doing me first, or I�ll make Gabrielle wish ya had. How�s that for incentive? (95KB)
(X) Gabrielle, stay here. (G) No way. After all we�ve been through, I am with you �til the end. (X) Then just one thing. When I�m gone I don�t want you to feel any guilt. (G) Xena� (X) Listen to me. A lot�s happened to us over the past year and there were times when we were both very confused. But I want you to know that I still think you were the best thing that happened to me. You gave my life meaning and joy and you will be a part of me forever. (394KB)
(A) You know the stakes, Gabrielle. Xena�s fate is in your hands. (54KB)
(C) I never thought I�d feel so good again. Seeing poor, dear Gabrielle sacrifice herself makes it all worth while. It finally gives me a reason, for living, and I have you to thank for it, Xena. (166KB)
(X) No more living for you.
