Sunday Night Superzone
September 26th, 1999
CWF Arena, Cincinnati, OH

("Enter Sandman" by Metallica begins to play, as the CWF Sunday Night Superzone opening video fades into the screen. It pans through highlights of previous weeks' matches, before fading out, and cutting into the CWF Arena in Cincinnati, OH. The camera zooms in on several signs held up by fans, which read "3D-The Ultimate Level!", "Dead Livewire is an EXTREME Outlaw!", and "I want a McRonald Sandwich!". After several sets of pyrotechnics, the camera skips to the Announcer's Desk, where President O'Sullivan, Commissioner Meyer, and Ted Randy are seated.)

Prez O'Sullivan: Welcome everyone to another Sunday Night Superzone! We've got one of the best shows for you that we've ever had!

Commish Meyer: It may be the best one we've ever had! There is so much action, this could be PPV-quality! This better get us the ratings we need to beat the station down south with all the over-the-hill wrestlers!

Ted Randy: And maybe I'll finally find a true boyfriend…

Commish: Shut up!

Prez: Anyway, lets go down to the Ring Announcer for the introductions to the match.

Lethal Assassin vs Mr. Stone

(Camera cuts to the ring, where the Ring Announcer is standing, holding a microphone in his right hand.)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is one fall…Introducing
first from Trenton New Jersey... LETHAL ASSASSIN!!!!!!

[Hells Bells by AC/DC plays as Lethal Assassin comes out to loud boos from
the audience....He steps into the ring, and waits his opponent........]

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Raleigh North Carolina....... MISTER
STONE!!!!!!!

[ Some cheers but more boos from the audience as "It Ain't My Fault" by Mystikal
plays... Mr. Stone walks to the ring, accompanied by The Stuff... He climbs
into the ring as the bell rings]

Prez: And here we go folks. Mr. Stone and Lethal Assassin, who have been
exchanging some VERY heated words as of late, will finally get their chance
tonight!..... And LA not wasting ANY time! He goes to Mr. Stone, and picks him
up..... SCOOP SLAM! Man, look at Mr. Stone crumple on the ground!

Commish: You know, I don't honestly know what the hell this match will prove
between the two of them. They should get a title or something to fight for.
That makes it more fun. But anyways... **sigh** Wait.. Mr. Stone is getting to
his feet.... And look at LA gloat to the crowd! And...... Here it
comes....... LOW BLOW! Mr. Stone just delivered a tremendous low blow to LA,
and look at him take the boots to him! Stone is just stomping and stomping
and stomping away on LA!

Prez: Wait a second, who's coming down to ringside?

**Camera flips over to the entrance ramp to see Ted Randy walking down the
ramp, wiping some white stuff off his face with a paper towel... He takes a
seat and puts on his headset**

Ted: Look at those brutes go!!!!!

**Prez and Commish both look at each other with complete blank looks on their
faces.... In the background you can see LA being tossed around the ring by
Stone**

Prez: Um Ted, just sit there and be a good little bitch ok? Lethal is up on
his feet now and charges Stone and....SPEAR! He just speared him out of his
damn boots! And look at those fists fly!

Commish: And now Stone rolls him over and begins to pound on him! He stands
up now towering over LA! And LA with a headbutt RIGHT into the groin! THATS
gonna leave a mark.......

Ted: You know, I just ran into a really nice guy back there by the name of
rivit....

Prez and Commish: SHUT UP TED!!!!!!

Commish: And now LA is standing over the hunched up body of Stone....
KNEEDROP! RIGHT onto the back of his neck! And now he grabs his legs, looks
like he is going for the Death Penalty..... And Stone rolls with it, flipping
LA over!

Prez: And LA is back up on his feet, and he stomps away at his forehead....
Oh man, Stone is busted open, and is bleeding profusely from his head. Lethal
Assassin smells blood! And is going for the death penalty again! He has him
up..... AND........ OVER!!!!!! STONE IS IN THE DEATH PENALTY!!!!!!!!!!!

Ted: Hey that kinda looks like fun... Maybe I should try that with rivit......

P&C: SHUT THE HELL UP TED!!!!!!!!!

Commish: And here comes the Stuff!!!!!!!!1 And..... WHAMMO! LA drops him with
a Stunner! And he goes back to Stone for the Death Penalty!!!!!!!! Stone is
tapping out!!!!!!!!

[Ref signals for the bell as LA breaks his hold... The ref goes to raise LA's
hand, only to have it taken from him as LA gives him a mean glare...... LA
leaves the ring to a chorus of boos]

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Your winner... LETHAL
ASSASSIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Knight vs El Toro

Ted: This next match should be a real slobber knocker between El Toro and
Black Knight!

Commish: Slobber knocker? Ted if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick your ass!

Pres: Both of you shut up before I change your duties to cleaning the CWF
toilets, the match is about to start.

RA: This next bout scheduled for one fall includes El Toro who currently
stands in the ring and his opponent currently making his way to the ring
standing at 6'4" and weighing 275 pounds Black Knight!!!!!!!!!


("Daughter" by Pearl Jam plays and BK makes his way to the ring)


Commish: BK starts off this match with a clothesline attempt but ET ducks but
he turns around and receives a series of punches. Then BK picks him up and
gives him and inverted atomic drop.

Pres: Man that has to hurt. Now BK is using the arm bar, which is ET's
specialty. He lets go and suplexes him over the top rope. But ET is getting
right back in.

Ted: What a trooper!

Commish: Shut up Ted. BK hits a dropping elbow right onto ET's chest. Now he
power bombs ET. Oh he does it again. And aga... wait a minute no he's going
for the Dead of Knight and he hits it!
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Pres: And our winner is Black Knight! He picked up El Toro, and flipped him upside down, then dropped him on his head, with a Spinning Tombstone Driver, the Dead of Knight!

Commish: We'll be right back with our next matchup.

Minister Massacre vs Jay Bronie

Announcer: Already in the ring, a CWF preliminary wrestler, Jay Bronie.
His opponent, about to come down the isle, weighing 290lbs and standing 6'8
making his Re-debut, Minister Massacre.

Prez: Well it was about three weeks ago that the Church left the CWF in a
shocking manner. Now Minister Massacre has come back to the CWF, and he has
something to prove here I guess.

Commish: Well either way O'Sullivan, its good to have a guy like Massacre
back in CWF.

( "Battle for Heaven" by Glen Danzig plays. Minister Massacre walks to
the ring with the black widow. )

DING DING DING

Commish: Massacre looking around at the crowd, he has his back turned and
Jay Bronie is going after him, but no Massacre the veteran is ready for it
and turns around meeting Jay with a boot to the face.

Prez: I guess you could say Jay is such a Bronie.

Commish: Anyway, Massacre picks up Jay and gorilla press slam, Jay hit hard.
Massacre doesn't let up, he picks up Bronie and gives him a belly to belly
release suplex. Now Massacre gives Jay a powerbomb. Incredible! Massacre
hasn't lost a beat since leaving a few weeks ago.

Prez: Jay is up and goes for a cross body but Massacre catches him and slams
him hard into the mat. Massacre is not letting up, cradle piledriver by the
Minister.

Commish: Jay clutches his neck, we may have a bad injury here. Massacre
does not care, showing no human compassion he goes over and kicks Jay Bronie.

Prez: Now he lifts up Bronie, gets him an a abdominal stretch, then turns it
into a pump handle, there it is the Bloody Benediction!!!

1........2...............3.

Announcer: Your winner in 3 minutes and 17 seconds, Minister Massacre.

Prez: Well, that was two awesome debuts for two of our new CWF recruits. We'll be right back with more action!

People's Title Four Way Elimination Match

Pres: This next bout is going to be one hell of a fight for the Peoples Title
between Surfer Dude, Wyatte "Steele" Brock, Chasm and Snake Eyes.

Commish: Yeah and it looks like the men are in the ring with the exception of
Surfer Dude. Oh and by the way for those of you that don't know this match is
falls count anywhere so this could get pretty wild.

Pres: Wait Surfer Dude is coming through the crowd and goes into the ring but
wait now he's sliding right back out and he's coming to sit down over here.

Commish: Well the bell just rung and the action is already started with Wyatte
and Chasm double-teaming Snake Eyes.

SD: Get something straight. There is no action until I get involved so get it
right or shut up.

Pres: If I'm not mistaken, Surfer Dude just laid the smackdown on you just like Wyatte and
Chasm are doing with a double clothesline on Snake Eyes. Now they are just beating him
down with kicks and punches.

Commish: This has turned into a good old fashioned brawl with Snake Eyes lying flat
on his back in the ring and Wyatte throws Chasm into the ropes and now he trips Chasm
on the rebound and he splashes onto Snake Eyes and the referee is counting the pin.

Pres: 1..........2..........3! And this doesn't slow down Wyatte or Chasm at all
with them exchanging blows and then Wyatte hits a nice suplex.

Commish: Wyatte with a cover…1……2….kickout by Chasm!

SD: It doesn't matter what is going on. I will win the People's Title because I am a People's Person!

Ted: Yea!

Commish: Shut up, Ted. Chasm back up to his feet, punch by Steel, blocked! Chasm with a right hand, a kick to the gut, DDT! Chasm follows it up with a leg drop. He makes a picture perfect cover, lifting the leg…one…two…thr-Wyatte gets his shoulder up just in the nick of time!

Prez: Chasm is frustrated, he thought he had the win! He's in the ref's face, and Wyatte is up from behind, Chasm reacts and a clothesline sends Wyatte right back to the mat! Chasm celebrates, and gets tripped up by a lunge from Wyatte, who grabbed his right ankle!

Commish: Chasm falls to the ground, smacking the side of his face on the mat! Wyatte takes advantage by applying a Boston Crab on Chasm! Not good ring positioning, as Chasm reaches out and grabs the ropes, breaking the hold.

Prez: Wyatte picks up Chasm off the mat, and picks him up over his head…Michinoku Driver! Wyatte should go for the cover!

SD: These two boys are about to get their ass kicked by me as soon as I come into that ring and change the tide, dude! Speaking of which...

Commish: Surfer Dude is leaving us and grabs a chair to head into the ring in which Wyatte is looking at a fallen Chasm. Surfer Dude is going to hit Wyatte, but Wyatte moves! Chasm is up, and he sneaks behind Surfer Dude, and grabs him from behind…sunset flip and 1......2.........3! Now it's down to Wyatte and Chasm!

Pres: Surfer Dude is pissed! He still has that chair and he is refusing to leave but Wyatte and Chasm don't
seem to notice as Chasm clotheslines Wyatte.

Commish: Surfer Dude yells at Chasm, who turns around and Surfer Dude tosses him the chair! Chasm catches it…OH MY GOD!! Spinning Heel Kick to the chair, which clobbers Chasm in the forehead! He's gotta be out!

Prez: That's the Point Break! Meanwhile, Wyatte has gathered himself, and he grabs Surfer Dude, neckbreaker! Wyatte picks up the chair, and he drives it into the head of Surfer Dude! He lays the chair on Surfer Dude's head, standing leg drop on the steel chair!

Commish: Big mistake by Surfer Dude for hanging around! Wyatte rolls him out of the ring.

Pres: Wyatte tosses the chair out with Surfer Dude, and he hooks the Steel Trap on Chasm and the ref lifts his hand
3 times.

Commish: Wyatte "Steel" Brock is the new Peoples Champion! That's almost as amazing as the fact
that Ted shut up during the match so I didn't have to beat him! This may just be a record for the least experienced person to win a title!

Prez: Congrats to Wyatte! He's earned it! Anyway, we gotta take another short break to clean up this mess, and set up the ropes with barbed wire.

CWF Heavy Metal Triple Threat Elimination Match

Prez: We're back, and we've got a special match for ya.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is a three way dance with barbed wire
ropes and NO HOLDS BARRED!!!!!! For the CWF Heavy Metal title........
Introducing first, The Extreme Outlaws, Bret Logan and Livewire Ken
Sparks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[a mixture of "Flyaway" by Lenny Kravitz and "All Star" by Smashmouth begins to
play as Brett Logan and Livewire come to the ring...... slowly, revealing
a mixed reaction......They hit the ring and go to each corner, throwing their arms
in the air]

Ring Announcer: And their opponent........ CYCLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

["More Human than Human" begins to play as Cyclone steps out from behind the
curtains with Jenna.... He has the CWF Heavy Metal Championship belt slung
over his shoulder as the crowd erupts in cheers for him. He walks down to the
ring, eyeing EO....... He looks at the barbed wire ring ropes, shrugs, and
slides into the ring.... The announcer dodges out of the way as Cyclone flies
into the ring... The bell rings and the match begins.]

Prez: Here we go, Cyclone in the ring, and he gets pounced on by the Extreme
Outlaws, they are really doing a number on him with their feet!

Commish: Wild boots by the Outlaws as Cyclone struggles to get to his feet!
and he finally does, as the Outlaws pick him up.... And they throw him into
the barbed wire ropes! Cyclone is clutching at his back as he steps away from
the ropes! Both members of EO charge him... He ducks their clothesline, they
turn around and wham! Two footed drop kick!

Prez: Right into the ropes! Both members of EO are tangled up in the barbed
wire mess! Cyclone is now taking the boots to em! He pulls Livewire off the
ropes..... Flips him off... and.....NECKBREAKER!!!!!!!!!! Livewire is laying
in a heap on the mat as Cyclone proceeds to kick him while Logan is screaming
at him, trying to pull Cyclone off! Cyclone looks at him and mouths some very
BAD words.....

Commish: And they looked mysteriously like.....FLUCK YOU!...... Um.......
OK....... Well Cyclone stops his mudhole processing on Livewire and turns his
attentions to Logan... He kicks him several times in the gut, and now he
pulls him off the barbed wire......... And snap suplexes him right on top of
Livewire! He goes for the pin on BOTH MEN!
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THREE!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! They BOTH kick out!!!!!!!!! And Cyclone is enraged!
He gets up, and picks up Livewire...... Lifts him up for a powerbomb, and he
PLANTS HIM!!!!!!!!!! Cyclone picks him up again! And...... SPLAT!!!!!!! Oh
man, Livewire looks like he could use someone to help him right now......

Prez: And here it comes n the form of Logan! Logan is back on his feet, and he
kicks Cyclone right in the small of the back! He wraps his arm around his
head, and he DROPS him in a reverse DDT!!!!!! He goes for the cover!
1...................2........................ KICK OUT by Cyclone! Cyclone is
"hulking up!"...... He goes around the ring..... He stops in front of
Logan....... And he...... kicks him in the shins? Wait! Double arm
DDT!!!!!!!!! And now he picks up, well, rather SCRAPES Livewire up off the
canvas and he puts him in place... Wait.... This could be it...... YES!!!!
THE CYCLONE DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He goes for the cover!
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THREE!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Logan just pushed him off!

Commish: Why would he do that?...... Now Cyclone is PISSED..... He gets up
off the mat, showing signs of fatigue......... He turns around........ RIGHT
INTO THE SMACKDOWN FROM LOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The pin!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cyclone is eliminated!!!!!!!!!!!! Brett Logan has
just pinned Cyclone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait..... This leaves Logan and
Livewire......... Does this mean we could see the fight these guys have been
rumored to be having? They're both up and looking at each other!!!!!!!! They
circle around, And go in for a collar and elbow tie up... And WAIT! Logan just
pushed Livewire down with one finger! He falls on top!

Prez: NO! This is bullshit! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**ding ding ding**

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen...... Your winner, and NEEEEWWW!!!!!!!! CWF
Heavy Metal Champion......... BRETT....... LOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Someone hands Logan the belt as he and Livewire celebrate while their music
plays....... Then they get a mic]

Logan: That's right, EO is forever and Cyclone, I am 2-0 against you. All along
I said I would do it. Finally I have a singles title. Now I might defend
next week, no one is worth it but oh well. Cyclone, DTA don't mess with EO.

Livewire: Before that match, Logan and I agreed that he won't be my partner, we're still friends but I've
found someone else...

Logan: Who?

Livewire: Ladies and gentlemen, my partner for the CWF World Tag Championship Match next week is…

Prez: Wait..... Someone's coming through the crowd!

Commish: Its Surfer Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!! He rolls into the ring under the barbed
wire carrying a chair! He just threw it to Livewire... and he connects with a
spinning heel kick... ITS THE POINT BREAK!!!!!!!!!!! Logan just got ahold of
the chair! He takes a huge baseball swing at Johnny's head...... HE
DUCKS!!!!!! He just spun around, and hits Logan with the Point Break
too!!!!!!!!!!

**"Selling the Drama" by Live plays throughout the arena as fans cheer loudly
for Surfer Dude..... He points his fingers at Brett and Ken as he leaves the
ring, motioning like he is throwing them over the top rope**

Commish: My God! What has gotten into Surfer Dude? He has hit the Point Break on Chasm, Livewire, and Brett Logan tonight!! What more could he do?!

Prez: Hopefully nothing. We've got the World Title up next, after we put the regular ropes back up! We'll be RIGHT back!

CWF World Title Four Way Elimination Match

Announcer: It is time for the main event. This is a fatal four way for
the CWF World heavyweight title. The participants will now make there way
down the aisle. First coming down the aisle, weighing 275lbs and standing
6'10...Cyclone.

("More Human than Human" by White Zombie plays. Cyclone comes out with
Jenna. )

Announcer: Number Two, weighing 252lbs and standing 6'2...Chasm.

("Keep Away" by Godsmack plays. Chasm comes out. )

Annoucer: Number Three , the hardcore clown, Donald McRonald.

( "Skatnaic" by Reel Big Fish plays. McR comes out. )

Annoucer: And the champ...Dan Williams.

( "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica plays" and Dan comes out. )

DING DING DING.

Prez: Well finally, the intros are done and we can begin. We promise to
stay with this fight no matter how long it goes. We have been given
permission to run over the allotted amount of time we have in our time slot.

Commish: Chasm and Cyclone are duking it out on one side and McR and Dan on
the other, this fight just erupted out of nowhere!

Prez: Chasm powerslams Cyclone and then gives him a series of elbow drops.
On the other side McR just gave Dan a huracanrana. Now McR is up and gives
Dan about three leg drops in a row. These young guys know it's their time.

Commish: Chasm gives Cyclone a backbreaker. Cyclone rolls out of the ring
and takes a powder. Chasm goes over and helps McR, double clothesline on
Dan. Then from nowhere Chasm gives McR and German suplex.

Prez: Dan is up and kicks Chasm but Chasm catches his foot, Dan gives Chasm
an Enzeguri kick. Nice move by Dan. Chasm rolls out of the ring where
Cyclone greets him and now those two men go at it outside the ring. The fans
are loving this.

Commish: Inside the ring Dan gives McR and powerbomb, wait McR was up in the air, but
before Dan could slam him down, McR flipped over and gets a sunset flip.
Cover.

1.....

Prez: Kick out at one. Oh my, Cyclone just suplexed Chasm over the guard
rail. This action is getting hot and heavy. Chasm gets up and as Cyclone is
on the apron Chasm hooks on to him and powerbombs him onto the concrete
floor, there was padding but the impact still did no good for Cyclone's back.

Commish: Inside now McR comes off the top rope with a frog splash on Dan..
Now McR lays him closer to the turnbuckle and does a springboard moonsault.
He picks up Dan and goes for a snap suplex,but Dan blocks it. Its not often
Dan is the bigger man but McR is only 210lbs, Dan is at about 230. Dan now
gets a snap suplex. Whoa wait a minute...

Prez: Right by us Cyclone and Chasm are duking it out. Cyclone takes a
bottle of water from our table and nails Chasm with it. The ref is giving
a lot of leeway in this contest.

Commish: Chasm goes inside and Cyclone follows him in, double suplex both
men go down. On the other hand, Dan just clotheslined McR over the rope.
Both men to the outside. McR and Dan are getting on top of an announcer table,
what table is that?

Prez: Thats the Australian table.

Commish: Why on Earth do we have one of those, they speak English like us!!!!

Prez: Oh.

Commish: McR gives Dan the clown drop on the Australian table, and we could
have a new champ, mate!

1........2........

Commish: No dammit , Cyclone just DDT'ed Chasm a second ago, and came off the top rope
with a guillotine leg drop and the count stopped. Damn him. Jesus Christ, that was an unbelievable move!

Prez: You ain't kiddin'!

Commish: I've never seen that before!! Cyclone just jumped about ten feet to execute that move, and sacrifice his body.

Prez: McR goes inside and attacks Chasm, on the outside Dan and Cyclone both
are still out, Cyclone hurt himself on that move. McR sets up Chasm on the
top rope, but Chasm counters into a powerbomb from the top rope!

1....2.......3!

Annoucer: McR is eliminated.

Commish: Dan comes off the top rope with a somersault plancha onto Chasm.
Cyclone is in too. Cyclone waits in the corner and as Dan and Chasm get up
Cyclone spears them. Cyclone goes under the ring and pulls out some heavy-duty cutters and cuts one side of the ring ropes!!

Prez: What is he doing???

Commish: I don't know…the ropes dangle and Cyclone enters the ring and he and Chasm brawl.

Prez: Right-hand, missed by Chasm and Chasm gives Cyclone a German suplex and
Cyclone goes flying outside of the ring!!! Holy Hell!

Commish: Well so much for Cyclone using that lack of ropes to his advantage. He hit his
shoulder hard, and he is screaming in pain. He appears injured!

Commish: Chasm turns around and Dan gives him the drunken drop.

1.....2........3!

Announcer: Chasm has been eliminated.

Prez: Wait there's Surfer Dude and he hits Chasm with a chair, and two more
times, he ties him up with a rope, and takes him up the ramp, what a heinous attack by
Surfer Dude.

Commish: What is the idiot doing now?

Prez: I didn't realize this was what Surfer Dude meant by Mr. SNS, being involved in every match of any importance!

Commish: The ref is counting Cyclone out...he's up to 8……….9..............10!!!

Announcer: Cyclone is out, your winner, Dan Williams.

Prez: Dan holds on to his World Title, albeit a tough match.

Commish: He goes to the outside, and helps up Cyclone. He raises Cyclone's hand in the air, and they leave to "More Human than Human" as Dan supports Cyclone, who may be injured.

Prez: Well, Dan won't have to retire, at least for another two weeks. We had two titles change hands, and saw two superstars debut. Lets look forward to another great show next week! Until then, peace!

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