(The camera fades into scenes from last weeks World Title match between Brett Logan and The Assassin as "Denial" by Sevendust plays. The scene shows The Assassin and Brett both falling from the cage to the floor. The scene moves on to Brett climbing the cage and then leaping off of it and onto The Assassin, destroying the spanish announcers table. The scene cuts to The Assassin putting the Assassination on Brett, but Brett slams into the cage, knocking him off, and than he puts the Assassination on The Assassin, causing him to be unable to put his arms up, and Brett wins the match. The scene than shows Minister Massacre wheel Brett off of the stage, and Brett finally get up and yell at Massacre)
(The camera switches from that and "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica starts up. The scene shows some of the CWF's top wrestlers connecting their finishers on other wrestlers. The scene than shows recent events in the CWF, from the past weeks. The scene than goes shoes a picture of Brett Logan holding his title up in the air as the fans go wild. The scene fades to black, as the SNS logo comes in from the top in burning letters. The scene fades into the sold out CWF arena as the place is rocking. The camera moves to the crowd where such signs as "The Assassin got Assassinated", "Wes is OUR Champion", and "Ice Ice Baby". The camera moves to the three CWF announcers, Matt Murdock, Vanessa McLure, and Eric Masterson, sitting at the announcers booth, ready to kick off the action. They speak)
Murdock: Welcome folks, to Sunday Night Slam!!! We got a great night ahead for you to follow up the BEST CWF PPV EVER!!!
Masterson: That's right. Tonite folks, you will see great action from 3 of the CWF's newest talent. Fallout debuts against Rickey Paige and Jay Bronie, Ian "Ice" Aprentis debuts against Special K and Diamond Mine makes his ultimate debut against Asylum member, Glory!!!
McLure: And if that's not enough, we end the night with 3 great matches featuring CWF greats. Jason Logan will take on The Extreme Icon, Wes will defend his newly acquired US title against the CWF Intercontinental champion, Kevin Kirkland. Both titles will be trashed, and the winner will get a new title, name unkown!
Murdock: Finally, in our main event, "Loverboy" Michael Torez will defend his Heavy Metal title against THE ONLY MAN to have beaten Brett Logan in Singles competition in over 2 months. He is, Lucifer Crowley!!!
McLure: Wait, we are being told that the cameras are gonna move to the back here. Let's see what this is about!
(The camera moves to the back parking lot where a black limo is seen pulling up. On the hood of the limo, in big white letters it says "CWF World Heavyweight Champion". The limo stops and the driver gets out. He opens the door and Brett Logan steps out. He turns behind him and Da Man 2000 and Diamond Mine walk out behind him. The fans back in the arena go wild as the 3 men are seen heading into the arena. The camera goes back to the announcers)
Murdock: What are they doing here!? Diamond Mine is scheduled to be here, but Da Man 2000 and the CWF World Champion!? What are do they have in store for us!?
Masterson: I have no clue, but Im sure we will find out soon enough. Now, let's start our first match where Vanessa will take a break and our own Commissioner, Minister Massacre, will join us. So, sit back and relax, and enjoy some great CWF Action. Let's get this Party Started!!!
Fallout vs Rickey Paige and Jay Bronie
McLure: Our first match will be a great one, let's give the mic to "Loudmouth" now.
Spracher: The following matchup is set for one fall and is a Handicap match! ("I wanna be a Jobber" by The CWF Jobbers hits the PA system. Rickey Paige and Jay Bronie come out dressed in Good Humor Ice Cream uniforms. The fans start to laugh at them as the two yell at the crowd. They get in the ring and Ricky takes the mic away from spracher)
Ricky Paige: When I started out as a wrestler, I wanted to be rich, but I’m not making of enough money to buy the yacht I want. So since me and Rocky are in the same boat, we have decided to sell advertising on our bodies. So.....
Rocky Miller: Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, Good Humor presents to you the Handicap Jobber Champions of the Woooooooooorld, Rocky “Mat Burn” Miller, Ricky “Toro” Paige, The Rock and Rick Express.
Ricky Paige: And if you aren’t down with Good Humor ice cream products available in your grocer’s freezer and in ice cream trucks everywhere, we’ve got two words for ya ... “Lick It”
Masterson: Since when do these guys get mic time Commish?
Massacre: Well, they do work hard and I guess they have earned it, and they probably won’t need a raise now.
Spracher: And their opponent ("Blitzkrieg" by Metallica hits the air waves. A huge man walks out and heads to the ring he steps over the ropes, and waits for spracher to finish) standing 7 feet tall and weighing 300 pounds. From no man's land, FALLOUT!!!
Masterson: Well, there is the bell, this match is officially underway!
Ricky Paige: Mister Fallout, how can you, a tall doufus actually even THINK about beating us in a handicap match ... you don’t have the experience.
Commish:: Oh, Paige said the wrong thing as he gets clotheslined by Fallout. Miller runs at Fallout and gets the same treatment.
Masterson: Ouch, he’s pounding Paige with the microphone
Commish:: That’s illegal, ref.
Masterson: The bell hasn’t rung yet.
Murdock: Oh, ok. Fallout throws the mic away and picks Paige to his feet, arm whip to the ropes oh, X-Factor!!!
Masterson: This isn’t looking good for the Rock and Rick Express
Murdock: Y’know Masterson, it’s ironic that these Good Humor men are being eaten alive by the Fallout.
Masterson: Uhhh ... that was too easy.
Murdock: Spoon picks up Rocky and whips him into the ropes ... STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!
Masterson: Oh my, and with nasty results. Both of the R&R are ... taking R&R
Murdock: What is he doing now?
Masterson: He’s putting Ricky over his shoulder and ... inching his way up the ropes ... STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!
Murdock: Now he’s picking up Rocky ...
Masterson: STRAIGHT TO HELL again!!! Who’s your daddy Undertaker, who’s your ...
Murdock: You’re no J.R.
Masterson: That was too easy, too.
Murdock: He’s stacking the two unconcious men on top of eachother.
Masterson: Now all we need is a cherry on top for ...
Murdock: Leave me alone, I am waiting for the right woman.
Masterson: He covers them both for the pin ...
1 .... 2 .... 3.
Murdock: That ... that was total destruction.
Masterson: Ugh, and now...
Spracher: The winner of the match, FALLOUT!!! --Fallout wins via double pinfall at 4:18--
Commissioner: Well, that was a great match, but since it is over, I think I will head back to the back and see wh...
(The lights go out as a red and blue light forms at the stage and in the ring. The lights get brighter as"Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays. The light gets brighter at the entrance way as Da Man 2000 and Diamond Mine walk out onto the rampway. The two stop and put their hands up. They thrust them down and a huge Red Pyro goes off as Brett Logan steps out into the middle with his world title around his waist. The 3 men slowly head to the ring, with the lights still off. They slide into the ring and ask for a mic from Spracher. He hands it to them and the lights come back on. Da Man 2000 gets the mic and speaks)
Da Man 2000: Welcome folks, to the "Extreme Perfection" Show!! That's right, no longer will you all call this "Sunday Night Slam", but instead, you will refer to it as the "Extreme Perfection Show". What ya'll think about that!?
(The fans go wild when he says that as Da Man 2000 hands the mic over to Diamond Mine. He holds the mic to his face and the fans scream as he hesitates in speaking. He smiles and finally speaks
Diamond Mine: Well, folks, it's great to finally be here. Now, some of you know that I am now apart of this ultimate group that you see right here, but like most of you know, I HATE DWO. So what is gonna happen, well, I think Im gonna have to ask the rest of DWO to come out here and I will then hand the mic to Q again.
(The camera moves to the rampway as Blackbird 13, Lucifer Crowley, Jason Logan and Shawn Temp come out. Blackbird has a mic in his hand and starts to speak, but Da Man beats him to the punch and speaks first)
Da Man 2000: No! It's our turn to talk and talk we will. Now, you see guys, since the day I joined, I have carried every single one of you while you all just sat around with your fingers in your ass! Then, Brett here joined, and picked up the slack of you Blackbird 13, after you lost the title to Assassin for gods sake! Since then, not you or temp or jason have done anything worth two shits, and me and Brett have done it all. Finally, last week while I battled it out with Asylum, you guys were in the back sipping drinks and talking to girls, not even watching what was going on. That was the final straw, so I am here to tell you that Da Man 2000.....and Brett Logan....ARE OUT OF DWO!!!!
(Most of the fans cheer as Da Man tells them to calm down as he speaks again)>
Da Man 2000: Now, this doesn't mean that we are against any of you, but now, there is only one group that will dominate the CWF, and that is...."Extreme Perfection 2000"...
(The fans go wild as Brett Logan steps up and asks Da Man for the mic as the fans get even louder. Brett walks around a bit and points at Massacre who is still at the announcers booth. He turns back to DWO and speaks)
Brett Logan: Now, like Da Man said, there is only one group that will control the CWF, and like you see here, Diamond Mine is the 3rd member of this wonderful group. Well, let me say this. There WILL be a 4th member, and you will find out who it is later tonite. So, DWO, unless you got something you wanna say, we're done with you!
(Blackbird 13 raises the mic to his mouth, but doesn't speak. Instead a strange smile forms on his face as the him, Crowley and Temp head to the back. Jason just stands there for a sec, before jumping into the crowd and leaving that way. The camera focuses on Brett turns around and looks at Massacre. He grins and speaks)
Brett Logan: Now, you Massacre. Damn, you make me so sick. Last week, not only did you have the audacity of making yourself the Guest Referee, in hopes that you could makre sure I didn't win the title, which failed as you can see, but you than grabbed me, put me in a wheel chair, and wheeled me off the stage and through at table. You should of taken your ass and left the ring and left me to show off after my complete "Excellence and Perfection". BUT NO! You had to be the ass that you are! So, Massacre, you are probably thinking I will attack you back. Well...NO! You see, I don't care what you have instore for me or whatever, but me....I'M DONE WITH YOUR CRIPPLED ASS!!! So, if you don't mind, GET TO STEPPIN!!
(Massacre starts to yell at Brett in the ring as he heads to the back. Out of nowhere Jason Logan hops back over the guard rail and nails Minister Massacre from behind. Da Man 2000 and Diamond Mine quickly slide outside of the ring and grab Massacre. The two men slide Massacre back inside the ring as he attempts to get up. He does and turns around and is met by Brett Logan who nails him in the head with his World Title. Brett pulls off his shirt and turns him over. He gets out some black spray paint and sparys "You Suck" on Massacre's back. Brett hops out of the ring and joins Diamond Mine and Da Man 2000 as they walk up the rampway laughing. Jason Logan hops in the ring and gets in Massacre's face saying something. He stands back up and hops over the ropes, leaving through the crowd again. One of the announcers speaks)
Murdock: Dang! That was dispicable. The fans love it though! Dang!
Masterson: Well, he didn't hit Massacre in anyway, just like he said.
McLure: And they left DWO. I can't tell if this is good or bad. I guess we will see in the weeks to come.
Murdock: Well folks, we are gonna go on and get to our second Debut match. Ian "Ice" Prentis vs Special K...
Special K vs Ian "Ice" Prentis
Masterson: Our next match is a debut match for one of our newest wrestlers.
Murdock: Yeah thats right, and he is pretty good. He is going to be a fine addition to the CWF roster.
McClure: What are you talking about....this guy sucks.
Murdock: Don't start...He is one of the up coming superstar's in this fed and you are just a bit....
Masterson: Will you two stop, the match is about to start.
Sparacher: The following contest is for one fall (The lights
suddenly go out and a single guitar plays slowly. Some fans start
to cheer, knowing the song they wait with anticipation. The song
starts to speed up, with other industrial sounds in the
background.
A purple spotlight finds a small woman on the stage. She raises
her hands and there is a quick drum roll ... "What If?" by
Creed starts
and some people in the crowd start to headbang. With the big
start of the song, the lights come back on. There is a huge Asian
man in the ring. He has a white goatee and flat top and is
wearing a dark blue military field uniform. He turns to Spracher as he finishes)Now in the ring from East Lansing, Michigan, accompanied by Shrinking Violet, at a height of 6'9 and weighing in at 325 lbs., IAN "ICE" PRENTIS!!
McClure: Who's that?
Masterson:Thats...thats Special K and he just ran down the entrence way and is now getting the upper hand even before Ian steps into the ring.
Murdock:The match hasn't even started yet and Special K is giving Ian left and right's to the face, and rolls him into the ring.(The calls for the bell)
McClure:See I told you this guy sucked. Look at Special K giving him a special welcome into the CWF.
Masterson:Special K picks up Ian and delivers a kick to the gut and Ian is bending over in pain.Special K then delivers a DDT, this match could be over.
Murdock: But Special K isn't going for the pin. He picks up Ian and wip's him to the ropes.It's reversed and Special K catch's a stiff clothesline as he bounce's off the ropes.
Masterson: Look! That's Wes! What is he doing down here!?
McLure: I don't know, but he is just standing outside of the ring apron with his US title in hand!
Masterson: Oh Well, Ian goes right to the attack and he delivers a combination of punches to Special K's face but Specail K is right near the ropes and the ref pulls off Ian.
Murdock: Special K is slow to his feet, Ian walks quickly over to him and they lock up.
McClure: You know something.....
Murdock: What?
McClure: This match sucks....it's boring
Murdock: You know I have had about enough of it from you. This match is a good match from two young superstars and you are nothing but a stupid sl..
Masterson: Calm your self and pay attention to the match.
Murdock: Ian delivers a brianbuster and now goes for the cover 1...........2............kick out!! That was close.Ian goes to pick up Special K but Special K delivers a low blow.
McClure: That was great you see Ian drop to the mat.
Masterson:Special K goes to the top.Ian is still down and Special K delivers a guillotine leg drop from the top and goes for the cover..........1.........
McClure:Thats it he's done.....I told you he sucked!
Masterson: ....2...........Kick out at 2 and half!!!!
Murdock: Ian isn't done yet and he still has more fight in him.
McClure: I can't belive it....He kicked out!
Murdock: Your not the only one, Special K can't belive it either. He is complaining to the ref about the count being slow and he is giving Ian the time he need's to recover.
Masterson: Ian is up and Special K turns around to catch a standing side kick to the face!! It send's him flying over the top rope.
Murdock: Ian follow's him to the outside and picks Special K up. He is going to powerbomb him on the outside.......NO Special K reverse's it into an hurricanrana!!
McClure:The Ref is at 4 and Special K better get in the ring, he can't win it on the outside.
Masterson: He is standing on the apron waiting for Ian to get up it looks like.Ian is standing but he is dazed.........OH MY GOD Special K just did an ASAI Moonsault from the top rope to the outside.......and Ian is down again.
Murdock: That was awsome and now he roll's Ian in.Ian is still down and it doesn't look good for him now.
Masterson: What is he doing?..... Special K is climbing to the top.Special K leaps into the air and looks like he is going to end it with a flying elbow.........Ian moved he and now both men are down.
Murdock: The ref starts the manditory 10 count
Ref: 1......................
Masterson: Both men are not moving
Ref: 2......................
Murdock: It doesn't look good for both men.
Ref: 3........................
Ref: 4........................
Ref: 5........................
McClure: It's over there both not getting up.
Ref: 6........................
Masterson: Both men are slowly moving
Ref: 7.........................
Murdock: Ian is crawling over towards Special K
Ref: 8.........................
Masterson: He puts his arm over Special K.
Ref: 1...................2..................
McLure: KICK OUT! Rhat was so close.
Murdock: Both men are getting to there feet slowly and Special K is the frist to stand.He runs towards Ian and attempts a Clothesline.....Ian ducked and Special K hit's the ref.
McClure: I didn't like the ref anyway....he deserved it
Murdock:Shut up
Masterson: Special K turns around and get's kicked in the gut and Ian delivers his finisher...He connected with the Black Ice and Special K is out. Ian goes for the pin but there is no ref.
Murdock: Ian realizing that the ref is down get's up and try's to wake up the ref.Special K got lucky that the ref was down or this match would have been over.
Masterson: The ref is up and Ian covers Special K
1...............2.................
Murdock: Kick Out right before the ref's hand hit's the mat.....that had to be the closest I have ever seen.
McClure: Boy does Ian look pissed he is complaining about the count being slow and that is a mistake.
Masterson: Ian is arguing with the ref, and Wes is up on the ring apron. Special K turns around and DAMN! Wes nails Special K with his belt. Ian saw that and he is mad.
Murdock: Wes hops back down as Ian picks up Special K and YES! Another Black Ice. He pins again!
1...........2..........3
Spracher: Your winner in his first ever CWF match....Ian "Ice" Prentis!!! --Ian "Ice" Prentis wins via pinfall at 6:39--
Masterson: Well, a great win for Ian Prentis, but now Wes is back in the ring and is standing over Special K. He picks him up and delivers a WESterner on Special K. He laughs but when he turns around, Ian Prentis is there and he gives him a Black Ice.
McLure: DAMN! I guess Ian was mad that Wes interfered in his match. Both men are being helped up in the ring and both are now heading to the back. Well, before our next match, we have an interview with our own Diamond Mine!.
(The picture changes from the announce table to Johnny Wyler and he is
standing right infront of Diamond Mine's locker room door. The door opens
and as Diamond Mine steps out from the locker room the crowd errupts.
Johnny stops Diamond Mine to get a few words.)
Wyler: Diamond Mine, tonight is the night, in just a few minutes you make
your CWF in-ring debut in the most famous arena in the wrestling world, the
CWF Arena. What are your thoughts?
Diamond Mine: It's simple Johnny, I'm walking out there to do what I do
best, and that is entertain the fans, punish my opponent and by the end of
the match somebody will have been Devastated!!!
Wyler: One piece of interesting information has surfaced in the last twenty
four hours, that coming from Niko Rage. It looks like there is someone on
you side against Glory and War Dog. Have you heard what Rage had to say?
Diamond Mine: I have heard what Rage said and to be honest, I don't know
who you are, or why you are trying to buddy up with me but I am going to let
you into my world for a second. If you are looking to make a friend, you're
going about it the wrong way. You see, if I want you as a friend I will
come to you, period. You wanna complement me, go for it, means shit all to
me but do what you like. I am here to kick ass, take names later and do
things the Diamond Mine way, that is it. But Niko Rage, I need to correct
you on a few of your comments before I go out and destroy Glory. First, I
can take Glory down any day of the week and in a couple of minutes I will
prove just that. And second, it's not a matter of thought whether I can do
a lot of damager here in the CWF, it is only a matter of time. It starts
tonight with the co-holder of the CWF Tag Team Championship, Glory, and the
damage will grow from there. Glory, prepare to DEVASTATED because that is
what happens when you mess with the BEST!
("Come With Me" by Puff Daddy begins to play and the crowd errupts as the
music kicks in and Diamond Mine can hear the music in the background as he
continues to speak.)
Diamond Mine: Can you hear that Johnny??? Can you at home hear it??? But
more important, do you hear that Glory??? That is what is lays in your
future!!! I'm on my way CWF, let the era of Devastation begin...
(Diamond Mine leaves Johnny as he heads to make his entrance into the CWF
arena for his first match.)
Wyler: Back to you guys at ringside I guess.
Diamond Mine vs Glory
(The picture changes back to a wide shot of the CWF Arena and "Come With
Me" is still blaring in the arena as a huge pyro-technique explosion occurs
in the entrance way and as the smoke begins to clear, standing there admist
the smoke is Diamond Mine. The crowd errupts once again for Diamond Mine
and he stands in the entrance way until all of the smoke is gone and then he
walks down to the ring. As Diamond Mine gets into the ring, he climbs up
onto one of the corners and waits for Glory to make his entrance)
Spracher: His opponent (Enter the Dragon starts to play) coming from Baltimore Maryland. He is 6’4” and weighs in at 236lbs. he is Glory! (Glory steps out on the ramp and walks down to the ring, he stands on the apron and the crowd gives him a loud cheer. He then steps in the ring and the ref. rings the bell.)
Vanessa: Ok the bell rings and this match is underway.
Matt: This is going to be a real show of talent here.
Vanessa: Something you don’t have!
Eric: Can we keep foc.......wow what a move there by Glory.
Matt: Yeah, Glory hit a scoop slam with authority, and picks
up Diamond Mine.
Vanessa: No, but an elbow by Diamond Mine, and another, and
he gets Glory off him and tosses Glory to the ropes.
Eric: Glory comes back and Diamond Mine with a dropkick to
the knee.
Matt: Glory hit the mat real hard there, and now Diamond
Mine looks out to the crowd and they stand up and scream.
Vanessa: It looks like the fans are already taking a certain
liking to this guy.
Eric: Yeah but he’s got to watch out for Glory cause he wont
be easy to pin here. Now Glory starts to get up to his feet
and Diamond Mine is turning to him.
Vanessa: Glory and Diamond Mine lock up together, and Glory
swings Diamond Mine to the ropes.
Matt: Diamond Mine comes back and Glory with a huge
powerslam. But then he goes for a cover.
Ref: 1....2.
Eric: Kick out by Diamond Mine just after the 2.
Vanessa: Glory wasting no time goes and picks up Glory now
and puts him in the corner.
Matt: Glory climbs up and starts to hammer oon Diamond
Mine’s head as the crowd counts with it.
Eric: No, wait Diamond Mine holds Glory up as he walks out
from the corner and slams Glory to the mat but he is down as
well.
Vanessa: Now the ref is starting the ten count.
Ref: 1.....
2.....
3.....
4.....
5.....
Matt: Diamond Mine is getting up, but Glory is still down.
Ref: 6.....
7...
Vanessa: Diamond Mine is up, and is walking toward Glory.
Eric: Now Diamond Mine goes to pick up Glory, but now Glory
with a low blow.
Vanessa: Now the ref is repremanding Glory and Glory pushes
him to the side.
Matt: What is that, its some music.
Eric: Its Rage, Niko Rage is coming out here. Why is he out
here.
Vanessa: He dosen’t even belong in CWF, let alone out here.
Matt: Glory continues the attack on Diamond Mine as Rage
stands outside the ring.
Eric: We all saw that match at the PPV with Rage, Icon vs
Surfer Dude vs Glory and his partner War Dog.
Vanessa: Yeah, and Icon and Rage couldn’t get the job done.
Matt: Glory now with Diamond Mine picks him up and hits with
a big DDT, Diamond Mine is out.
Eric: Now Glory turning his attention to Rage on the
outside, he walks to the ropes and the two start yelling at
eachother.
Vanessa: Now Glory turns and Rage pulls out his feet from
under him and Glory hits the mat hard.
Eric: But Glory gets back up and walks to Diamond Mine.
Matt: Picks up Diamond Mine and now sets him on the top
rope, and hits a big superplex.
Vanessa: Goes for a cover on Diamond Mine.
Ref: 1.....2....
Eric: He kicked out Diamond Mine kicked out, and now Glory
is starting to get real upset and starts to yell at the ref.
Matt: Diamond Mine is shaking it off and trying to get up.
Vanessa: Glory now going back to Diamond Mine, and no
Diamond Mine with a quick roll up.
Ref: 1....2...
Matt: And Glory dets out just in time.
Eric: Diamond Mine stands up and Glory charges at him.
Vanessa: Diamond Mine, with a drop toe hold brings Glory to
the ground.
Matt: Now Picking up Glory Diamond Mine hits a nice russian
leg sweep.
Eric: Diamond Mine looks at Rage and Rage looks back and
claps his hands. Then Diamond Mine gopes to the top rope.
Vanessa: Rage better get out of here befoer DWO comes and
removes him.
Matt: Glory is still down and now Diamond Mine is up top,
and there he goes with a big elbow drop.
Eric: Now he needs to go for the pin, but it looks like he
hurt himself.
Vanessa: The ref goes over to check on him, and Rage gets in
the ring now.
Matt: Rage standing over top of Glory. He just picks him up and punches him right back down again.
Vanessa: That bastard has no right to be interfering with
this match.
Matt: Wait! Look! Ian Prentis and Travis Titan are out here. The ref is distracted by Niko is now back outside the ring. Prentis and Titan start to attack Glory! Now they are attacking both men!
Eric: The ref is back around and he sees it! He is calling for the bell.
Spracher: This match has been ruled, a Double Disqualification!! --Match ruled a Double Disqualification at 8:45--
Vanessa: Glory and Diamond Mine are up and they realize what has happened. Glory goes after Prentis and Titan as Diamond Mine goes after Niko Rage. They are all battling to the back, this is mayhem!
Matt: Well, let's go to our next match, Jason Logan vs The Extreme Icon...
Jason Logan vs Extreme Icon
Murdock: This should be another great match up here tonight, it's Jason Logan versus the Extreme Icon. To my knowledge it is the first time these two superstars have ever faced each other, this should be a classic.
McLure: What are you talking about Matt, Jason Logan is going to destroy the Extreme Loser with no effort at all. You would think that you would do some research and not have a biased opinion of the upcoming match.
Murdock: WHAT!!! Biased, whose the girlfriend of DWO member Shawn Temp? Thats you Vanessa so don't be going around talking about biases.
McLure: I don't have any biased opinions on this match, it is just so clear that Logan is the better wrestler and won't have any trouble disposing of the Extreme Loser here tonight on Sunday Night Slam.
Masterson: Would the both of you just shut up, and act your age and not your shoe size, or in your case Vanessa, your bra size. The match is about to get under way.
(The camera switches from the announce table to the ring where we can see Christopher "Loudmouth" Spracher is ready to introduce the next two opponents)
Spracher: Ladies and Gentlemen, the next match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from parts unknown, standing 6'5" and weighting in at 248 lbs, he is Jason Logan!!!
(The crowd errupts as "Simon Says" by Pharaohe Monche blasts over the pa as the lights dim. Jason Logan walks out with Black Jeans and a DWO T-Shirt. As soon as he walks out Red Pyros go off repediately for about 10 seconds and stop. He walks halfway down the entrance ramp and stops. About 5 seconds later one last huge pyro goes off with a huge explosion as Jason looks back, and than continues forward. He gets to the ring and slides in. He walks over to the ropes, not the turnbuckle. He climbs the ropes and raises his hands up high. He climbs back down and takes off his DWO T-Shirt and waits for his opponnent)
McLure: Look at Logan for a moment will you guys. You can tell he's focused on this match up with the Extreme Loser.
Murdock: Would you shut up!
Spracher: His opponent, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts. He weights in tonight at 230 lbs and standing 6'1", he is the Extreme Icon!!!
(The crowd errupts again, this time as the lights turn off and "Killing In The Name" by Rage Against the Machine starts to play and there is a blood red strobe light flashing. Once he steps out on the entrance ramp he puts out his arms in a cross-like motion and stands like that for a couple of seconds. He walks down to the ring where he is quickly met by a plancha from Logan and the Extreme Icon is down as Logan gets back into the ring. Michael Torez walks down to the ring and stands ringside)
Murdock: Well it looks like Jason wants to get this match started right away with a huge plancha to the outside on the Extreme Icon.
Masterson: Jordan Jones calls for the bell as the Extreme Icon cautiously makes his way into the ring. The Extreme Icon and Logan now hook up in a collar and elbow tie up. Logan moves it into a side headlock now.
McLure: See what I mean, not even a minute into the match and Jason is already dominating.
Murdock: The Icon now gets free of the side headlock and pushes Logan into the ropes. The Icon goes for a crossbody block but Jason Logan catches him and is holding him there. What a display of strenght by Logan. Logan now nails the Icon with a falling front slam.
McLure: That's the way to do it Jason, don't let up on him now. Wear is that Extreme Chicken going, he rolled to the outside, get him Jason.
Masterson: Extreme Icon just grabbed Jason's leg and has pulled him to the outside. Jordan Jones is starting the ten count.
Jones: One,...,two,...,three,...
Murdock: The Icon now picks up the stunned Logan and hits a beautiful over the top belly to belly suplex.
Jones: Four,...,five,...,six,...
Masterson: The Extreme Icon now back inside the ring and is trying to get at Logan but the referee, Jordan Jones, is not allowing him to. The Icon should really stop this because he is distracting Jones and keeping him from counting which is giving Logan more time to recover.
McLure: Jason Logan now up on the ring apron and he is waiting for the Extreme Loser to turn his attention away from Jones.
(The Extreme Icon finally stops distracting the referee and as he turns back to Logan he is met by an impressive springboard dropkick which sends him quickly down to the mat.)
McLure: Now that was impressive, you have to admit that.
Murdock: Yes it was, there is no doubt that Logan is one hell of an athelete, but so is the Extreme Icon.
Masterson: Logan now is dragging the Icon into the middle of the ring and looks to be aplying the figure four on the Icon. He spins the leg around, places it over the other leg and falls back to the mat. Logans got it set in and the Extreme Icon is a far way from any rope, he is going to have to fight hard to get out of this one.
McLure: Check him ref, check him Jordan. He's giving up, I can hear it from here.
Murdock: No he isn't, if anyone needs to get their hearing checked it's you. The Icon now is slowly trying to crawl his way over to the ropes. He's crawling with every ounce of strenght he's got in him.
Masterson: He's almost there, he's almost got the bottom rope....
(Masterson is cut off as Logan sinches down on the figure four and the Extreme Icon lets out a massive scream and his attempt at the bottom rope is stopped as Jason pulls him back into the middle of the ring while still in the figure four.)
Masterson: Did you hear that scream from the Icon, that was fucking loud. I don't know how much more he can take of this.
McLure: It's all over but the crying now for the Extreme Loser. Wait a minute, what is he doing???
Murdock: It looks like you spoke to soon as the Extreme Icon is trying to reverse the figure four.
(The Extreme Icon starts to roll to one side, and than the other. Trying to get enough momentum to turn the move over.)
Masterson: He's almost got it turned over now. Logan is trying to sinch down on the move again but it's to late, the Extreme Icon has turned it over, now Logan is the one screaming in pain.
McLure: No, that's impossible. Disqualify him ref, he cheated!
Murdock: Shut up already, the Icon did not cheat and you know it! Logan releases the hold and both men are showing the effects of the hold. Jordan Jones is starting his ten count.
Jones: One,...,two,...,three,...,four,...
Masterson: Logan is starting to move now but the Extreme Icon is still down clutching his leg. Logan is pulling himself up with the ropes and Logan has made it to his feet, stopping the count from Jones.
McLure: Alright now Logan, take it to him.
Murdock: Logan is going over to the Icon who is still down on the mat and is pulling him back into the middle of the ring. Logan now is heading for the top rope, some high risk offense here, this could be a mistake by Logan.
Masterson: Logan comes flying off the top rope with a Suntan Bomb which he lands with precision. Logan is in control of this match now, if he wasn't before.
McLure: Logan now is pulling the devastated Extreme Icon to his feet and it looks like he is going to go for a powerbomb.
(Logan lifts the Extreme Icon up in the air and as he reaches the top of the move, the Extreme Icon starts throwing punches to the head of Logan and is able to reverse the powerbomb into a face plant.)
Murdock: What an amazing reversal by the Extreme Icon.
Masterson: I think he is just going on instinct now because if Logan had of hit the powerbomb, it would have been academic. Logan is down now and the Extreme Icon is slowly getting up to his feet but he is still feeling the effects of the figure four as he is limping as he walks.
McLure: Get up Logan, get up. You can't lose to this piece of trash, get up!
Murdock: The Extreme Icon now picks up Logan, throws him into the ropes and nails him with a flying shoulderblock which sends Logan to the floor. The Extreme Icon is mounting a comeback here.
Masterson: The Icon now slides out to the floor and picks up Logan and delivers a piledriver sending Logan's head directly into the mat. Wait a minute, where is the Extreme Icon going?
(The Extreme Icon pulls up the ring apron and disapears underneath the ring. A few moments pass and then on the other side, the ring apron comes up and out comes the Extreme Icon with a table in tow. He sets the table up on this side of the ring and then heads back into the ring to stop the ten count from referee Jordan Jones.)
McLure: A surprising smart move by the Extreme Loser to break the count as he we close to being counted out.
Murdock: Extreme Icon now with a rana to the outside on to Logan. The Extreme Icon is now dragging Logan around to the other side of the ring and is placing him on the table. Now he's grabbing a chair from ringside and is heading into the ring.
Masterson: From the looks of things, he is going to attempt a triple jump Guillotine Leg Drop on Jason Logan. Here he goes, off the ropes, onto the chair, onto the ropes and down throw Logan and the table!!!
(This brings about an immediate "CWF, CWF, CWF" chant from the crowd. Both men are down on the outside of the ring and neither man is moving.)
McLure: Come on Jason, get up. Beat this Extreme Loser!
Masterson: It looks like the triple jump Guillotine Leg Drop to the outside has re-injured the Extreme Icon's knee as he is once again holding it.
Murdock: Logan and the Icon both better get to their feet as Jordan Jones is up to a six count.
(Logan and the Extreme Icon both start to get up and are somehow able to crawl their way back into the ring before the ten count was up.)
McLure: Logan and the Extreme Loser are up to their feet now and are exchanging lefts and rights. A right by Logan, a left by the Icon, another right by Logan, another left by the Icon, and another left, and another left.
(The Extreme Icon continues with a few more left hands but then is stopped in his tracks as Jason Logan strategically places a kick on the injured right knee of the Icon who crumbles down to the mat.)
McLure: That's what we want to see, take it to him now Logan.
Murdock: Logan once again is in control of this match and has a reverse chin lock on the Extreme Icon. Looks like Jason is starting to focus his efforts now on the head of the Extreme Icon to set him up for the Death Warrant.
Masterson: The Extreme Icon makes it to the ropes and Jordan Jones forces Jason Logan to release the hold. Logan then picks up the Icon and throws him into the ropes and then applies a sleeper hold on the Icon.
McLure: Logan is really sinching that sleeper in now as he has made the Icon drop to the mat. Jordan Jones is checking the arm of the Extreme Icon now. He lifts it up and it falls, Jones lifts it up for the second time and it falls just like the first time. Jordan Jones lifts the arm up for the third and decisive time and....dammit, it stayed up!
Murdock: The Extreme Icon is getting back to his feet now, a succession of elbows to the gut and he breaks free from Logan's grip. The Extreme Icon now off the ropes but Logan recovers in time and catches him with a knee to the gut which sends the Icon back down to the mat.
McLure: It's all over boys and girls, Jason Logan is calling for the Death Warrant!
Masterson: Logan now is pulling the Extreme Icon up to his feet, he picks him up so he's over his right shoulder. Icon falls off his back and counters with a roll up pin
Jones: ONE,....,TWO,....,THREE!!!!
McLure: NO!!!
Spracher: The winner of this match, Extreme Icon!!! --Icon wins via pinfall at 6:58--
Murdock: Look! Torez is grabbing a chair and he is in the ring. Both Icon and Logan are up and exchanging words now. Torez looks at Logan and is about to hit him, but instead he Nails Icon in the face!!!
Masterson: What the hell!? Why did Torez hit Icon!? He turned on his partner. Jason has no clue what just happened. Torez is now heading to the back and Logan is going through the crowd again. This has been a weird night!
McLure: And it isn't over. Niko is out helping Icon now, but Mack McMichaels and OH MY GOD!!! CYCLONE!!! They are out here and they are taking out Icon and Niko Rage. The fans are goind wild!!!
Masterson: Damn, Niko and Icon are out cold, and Cyclone and Mack are leaving now, what the hell is going on!?
McLure: Oh Well, let's get to our next match, Wes vs Kevin Kirkland!
Wes vs Kevin Kirkland
MURDOCK: Alright people, let’s take a little look at the next match coming up. We
have the Hellrazor Kevin Kirkland, the Intercontinental Champion against the newcomer
Wes. Wes came off a strong showing last week in a rumble style match when he defeated
other competitors such as Con, Special K, and Demented Don.
MASTERSON: True, but does he have what it takes to knock off the champ? My
answer is ‘No’.
MURDOCK: Eric, look at this guy, he is a beast. There is no way in hell he can lose.
MASTERSON: I can see where you’re coming from Matt, but Kevin Kirkland will simply
overpower him. They don’t call him the “Hellrazor” for nothing. Anyway, let’s go to
Chris Spracher in the ring.
(The camera focuses in on Chris “Loudmouth” Spracher who raises the microphone up...)
SPRACHER: The next contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the challenger,
from Detroit, Michigan, at a weight of 225 lb. and a height of 6’2”, WES! He is
accompanied to the ring by Courtney!
(“Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit plays as the crowd gives a pop. Wes stands at the to the
entranceway and raises his arms up. Courtney is right beside him. They enter the ring
with Wes flaunting that Sinapore cane. He hops up on the turnbuckles and raises the cane
to the crowd who go even more ape...)
SPRACHER: His opponent and the Intercontinental Champion of the CWF, from Los
Angeles, Calirfornia, at a weight of 275 lb. and a height of 6’5”, the “Hellrazor” Kevin
Kirkland!
(“Hellrazor” by 2Pac plays as Kirkland walks out to a small pop, but the majority is boos.
He takes a swig of his 40oz. and climbs into the ring. He hands the 40 to a ring attendent
instructing him to keep the 40 cold so he can celebrate after the match...)
MASTERSON: Referee Mike Rotch, giving the instructions to the two combatants and
theres the bell. Kirklnd wastes no time in attacking Wes. He is hammering him down to
the mat with viscious right hands. He gets up and so does Wes, bad move. A clothesline
sends Wes falling back to the canvas.
MURDOCK: Kirkland picks up Wes and gives him an Irish whip into the turnbuckles and
jumps up with a knee to the chest. Drops an elbow on Wes and here is an immediate pin.
But only the one count.
MASTERSON: Wes is struggling to get back up and Kirkland with a stomp to the head.
slows that process down a bit. Wes is back up and Kirkland delivers a low blow and he
thrusts him back down to the mat. Wes is in trouble early on.
McCLURE: Will you guys shut up so I can speak?
MURDOCK: No.
MASTERSON: Kirkland is taunting Wes by slapping him on his head, but Wes charges at
him from a crouched position and and knocks the wind out of Kirkland. Wes now on the
offense, sets up Kirkland and there is a nice suplex.
McCLURE: Wes follows up by dropping a leg onto Kirkland. He picks him up and takes
him by the ropes. There’s a tornado DDT on Kirkland. He is down. Wait, he’s sitting
up, and he is down again.
MASTERSON: Wes now ascends the turnbuckles and is lying in wait for Kirkland.
Theres a flying cross body on him! Kirkland is down and now the hook of the leg by Wes.
1, 2 and a kickout.
MURDOCK: Wes picks up Kirkland and delivers a few rights to the face. He then gives
him a belly to belly suplex. I still think that Kirkland is going to win and there’s $20 on
the table to say that I’m right.
MASTERSON: You’re not going to learn, are you? Here’s my $20 and I say that Wes
will come out on top.
McCLURE: Would you two little babys stop and call this match?!
MURDOCK: Sorry. I got caught up in the moment.
MASTERSON: Me too.
MURDOCK: Kirkland is now back in control by reversing a tombstone piledriver and he
just planted Wes into the canvas. I’m surprised Wes wasn’t stuck in the mat by his head.
MASTERSON: Now Kirkland is going up top? I haven’t seen this much lately, but no!
He slipped and he is now straddled on the top. He is moaning in a pain. That doesn’t do
much for anyone’s boys.
McCLURE: Wes is now going up to give him a super plex but Kirkland throws an elbow
right into Wes’s face and he falls from the top back to the canvas. Kirkland now gives him
a splash off the tope.
MURDOCK: The cover, the count, 1, 2, but a kickout. Kirkland is arguing with Mike
Rotch but that is an uphill battle. While he isn’t paying attention, Wes rolls him up and
theres a 1 count but thats all. Kirkland now gets back up and kicks Wes right in his gut.
MASTERSON: DDT by Kirkland and he slaps on a leg lace. Wes just jumped up with
pain.
MURDOCK: Wes is too close to the ropes, though, and he grabs on and Kirkland breaks
the hold reluctantly. He Irish whips Wes into the ropes and he catches him witha short
arm clothesline. Things aren’t looking too good for your boy Wes right now.
MASTERSON: All in due time my friend. Kirkland is now going outside the ring and hes
pulling a chair out of crowd and heads back into the ring. He raises that chair up but to
now avail. Rotch grabbed it right out of his hands. Kirkland turns around confused and
he is caught with a superkick right to the back of the head.
MURDOCK: Wes seems to have come alive and here we go. HE and Kirkland lock up
and they are going all over the ring. Wes backs Kirkland into the corner and backs off but
it was just a ruse.
McCLURE: He knees Kirkland in his stomach and starts to give him some “Nature Boy”
chops to the chest. He now pulls Kirkland out of the corner and launches him into a gut
wrench suplex.
MURDOCK: Wes goes up top and delivers his patented 420 frog splash off the top rope.
Kirkland is down and now Wes is going to punish the Hellrazor. He calls for his cane and
Courtney hands it to him.
MASTERSON: Wes is setting up for a home run and theres the swing. Oh my god!
Kirkland just pulled Rotch in the way and he takes the cane shot right in the jaw. Rotch
falls down and is clutching his face. That is one bad cut that he took to his face.
(The camera zooms in on Mike Rotch who is nursing his face. He is split wide open from
the left part of his chin up through his right cheek. He is bleeding pretty intensely...)
MURDOCK: Here come some paramedics along with Jordan Jones, who I assume is
going to finish calling this match. Meanwhile, the second cane shot hits Kirkland square
across his exposed chest. That stings more than the Nature Boy chops.
MASTERSON: Rotch is being escorted out of the ring and Jones is now telling Wes that
he needs to ditch the cane. Wes obliges but not before smacking Kirkland again over the
head, this time.
MURDOCK: Inverted DDT by Wes and he goes for the pin. Jones is down but only gets
to the two count.
MASTERSON: Wes is looking a little frustrated but he picks up Kirkland and lands a
brainbuster on him. Wes is going back up top and he goes for a guillotine leg drop but
Kirkland rolls out of the ring to catch a breather. Wes landed right on his butt.
MURDOCK: Kirkland is now getting back into the ring and bum rushes Wes back down
to the canvas and starts to deliver lefts and rights to his head. Kirkland is extremely pissed
right now.
MASTERSON: When is he not?
McCLURE: Probably when he is drinking a 40.
MURDOCK: Wes is pulled up by Kirkland and theres a powerbomb, but he isn’t finished.
He drags him back up and theres another powerbomb. He releases him this time.
Kirkland now whips Wes into the corner and goes for a splash.
MASTERSON: He catches him. And Wes staggers out of the corner swinging, and then
falling right on his face. Kirkland pulls him back up and sets him between his legs. The
arms are hooked and it might be time for the lethal injection.
MURDOCK: He hits the lethal injection but what the hell?
MASTERSON: Courtney is distracting the ref and there is no count. Kirkland is pissed
off and breaks his pin. He goes to the ropes and pulls Courtney in by her hair. She is
shrieking like no other.
McCLURE: Kirkland is going to make her pay the piper. Wes is grabbing at Kirkland’s
leg but Kirkland turns and boots him in the face. Kirkland now gives her a short arm
chokeslam! Why?? You wife beater!
MASTERSON: She is down and he rolls her to the the side of the ring. Kirkland is
getting a third degree tongue lashing by Jordan Jones. He is leaning on the ropes not
paying him any mind.
MURDOCK: Oh *bleep*. Wes is standing behind Kirkland. He taps him on the shoulder
and Kirkland just waves him off. Wes pulls him around and levels him with a right hand.
He is now picking up a struggling Kirkland and he has him up.
MASTERSON: He is just holding him there. All the blood is rushing to his head and
theres the brainbuster on Kirkland. Kirkland is out of it. He is now dragged up by Wes
and he sets him up. It’s time for the WESterner!
MURDOCK: He hit it, don’t pin him! Don’t pin him! He does and there is the count by
Jordan Jones.
MCLURE: NO! No pin! Someone just hit the ref before he could pin! It's...It's...CON!!!
MASTERSON: Con is up on the turnbuckle and he nails Wes with a chair off the top rope. Wes is out. He puts Kirkland on top of Wes. The ref is back up, he makes the pin!
Jones: 1......2.....3
MURDOCK: NO! That's not right!
SPRACHER: The winner of the match and new Unified Champion, Kevin Kirkland! --Kirkland wins via pinfall at 10:28--(The crowd gives a huge ovation as Kirkland hand is held up and he is awarded the belt by
Jordan Jones. Masterson slides the $20 over to Murdock who pockets it casually.)
MURDOCK: That was wrong! Wes is pissed off! He is chasing Con out of the arena. Now Kirkland is leaving with the...well...we don't know the name of the belt yet, but whatever it is, he has it!
MCLURE: Well, it's time for our interview with Brett Logan!!!
Vanessa McLure: Hello folks, I'm Vanessa McLure and I will conduct this interview with Brett Logan. So without further ado, I give you the CWF Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD!!!! BRETT LOGAN!!!
(The lights go out as a red and blue light forms at the stage and in the ring. The lights get brighter as"Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays. The light gets brighter at the entrance way as Brett Logan steps out onto the rampway. He takes a look around the arena as the fans go nuts. He slowly walks to the ring, giving high fives to most of the fans as he walks. He gets to the ring and slides in. He walks by Vanessa and climbs the turnbuckle and raises his World Title up high! The fans chear as he jumps down and throws his title over his waist. Vanessa speaks
McLure: Ok Brett, it's great to have you here!
Brett Logan: It's good to be here Vanessa!
McLure: Ok, first things first. Congradulations on winning the world title last week.
Brett Logan: Thank you, I gave it my best!
McLure: Now, You said you would leap off the cage...You said you would put Assassin in the Assassination, and you said you would win the world title by making him submit to that finisher. Well, you did number 1 and 2, and most of 3, but Assassin didn't tap out, but you got the win. How does it feel to have cashed out on all your promises?
Brett Logan: Well Vanessa, right now, It feels just like anything else, but you have to imagine my exitement the night I won it and many hours afterwards. I loved it. It was by far the greatest day of my life!
McLure: I hear ya Brett! Now, everyone wants to know this! What did you think of Massacre wheeling you off the stage prior to winning the match and the belt?
Brett Logan: Well, as I told Massacre earlier, he is a coward and a sore loser. He appointed himself referee in a match he had no business doing so, then when his plan backfired, he got mad and took it out on me. Well, that sack of shit got what he deserved earlier!
McLure: Ok, great! Now, what about you and Da Man 2000 leaving DWO. How did this come about!?
Brett Logan: Well Vanessa, Me and Da Man 2000 felt like we were being cheated. Me and Da Man 2000 kept the DWO going while Blackbird 13 took all credit of being leader of it. Well, we were both pissed about it, and when we learned that Diamond Mine was on our side! We knew it was time for a change, so we said it be done and it was done!
McLure: Ok Brett, one last thing. When do you plan to defend your world title?
Brett Logan: Im glad you asked that. Let me tell you a little story. Monday morning I woke up with an extreme sore throat. I had it for two days before going to see the doctor on wednesday. He told me that I didn't have Strep Throat, but that I could have something else, and they would test me for it friday. So, Friday I had blood drawn from me and low and behold, It was positive. Now what do I have, well, I have Mononucleosis!!!
McLure: Ooooh! That's not good, any idea where you got it?
Brett Logan: Well, I had an idea, so I did some checking. All the hunnies I have kissed in the past weeks have been clean as a whistle, EXCEPT ONE!! You may remember when Minister Massacre's girlfrie...I mean Sister, stuck her nasty tounge down my throat. Well, I had her blood tested and of course, she too has Mono! So, I can only think of one way I got this terrible disease, and that's by Massacre's Ugly Ass Sister! Thanks a lot....Bitch!!!
McLure: Man, Harsch words, but I guess she deserves that. Well, where does that leave you in defending your title?
Brett Logan: Well Vanessa...You see, I am very weak right now and will have to take another week off, but You can bet that at the SNS after this coming one, that title will be put on the line NO MATTER WHAT!! I GUARANTEE THAT!!
McLure: Well Brett, I hope you get to feeling better soon hun. I guess this concludes our interview, we can star...
("Selling the Drama" by Live starts playing as Surfer Dude comes down to the
ring. Fans start waveing signs that say things like "Dude Go Back To The
Bar" and "When Did SD Become A Jobber?")
Surfer Dude: I am sorry to do this to you Brett but I have to get a few
things off my chest. First off, good job last week Logan but I have a
feeling things are about to change around here. Commissioner you show up at
the main event you are lucky that I didn't. In fact I want the both of you
down at the ring right now. Everyone knows that I am know chance at
being the number one cotender I just want to be in the spot light one last
time. So, Massacre, come on down.
("By Demons Be Driven" starts playing as Minister Massacre makes his way to the ring. He stands on the opposite side of where Surfer Dude is now and SD speaks)
Surfer Dude: You just better stay right there because if you come near me, I can't be a countable for my actions. So, just stay right there. I asked
you out here to show everyone where I stand in your little war. Brett Logan
you came to me asked me to join your little group of peons. This is what I
think of you Brett Logan and your DWO boys. Minister Massacre I looked at
your group of junks. Let me show you what I think about them.
(Surfer Dude opens his jacket and shows that he has a DWO shirt on and Brett
Logan starts to smirk. Surfer Dude takes the shirt off to
only have an Asylum shirt on. Minister Massacre starts to get happy and
full of evil joyness. Surfer Dude takes that shirt off. He then pulls out
a a match and set them both on fire.)
Surfer Dude: This is CWF and there is only room for one group of nut cases
and that group will be standing alone in the ring after the main event to
night. Minister and Brett Logan I didn't want to do this but you made me
and I am going to have to do something else. Everyone is
going to die.
("Selling the Drama" by Live starts playing as Surfer Dude gets in the ring and lays Brett Logan out with a right hand. He then jumps out of the ring and tosses Minister Massacre into the fans. Surfer Dude leaves the ring side area with the World Title.)
McLure: Well folks, I can't believe this has happened. Brett, are you ok?
Brett Logan: Yeah...God damn him! He thinks he will get away with this!? I THINK NOT! I promise you Vanessa that before this night is over, that title will be around my waist, and that bitch will be through a table!!!
("Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays as Brett storms out of the ring and up the ramp. Massacre climbs out of the fans and follows him. Vanessa hands the mic to Spracher and heads back to the announcers booth. The CWF goes to commercial and then comes back for the Main Event)
Lucifer Crowley vs
"Loverboy" Michael Torez
*Main Event: Heavy Metal Title Match
Spacher: The
following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the CWF Heavy Metal Championship!! ("Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy Osbourne hits the PA system, and Crowley comes out from behind the curtain. He enters the ring and stands in his corner, awaiting Torez) Ladies and gentleman.....LUCIFER CROWLEY!!
("Cowboy" by Kid Rock hits the PA. And Torez comes from behind the curtain. He has a smile and hits the ring quickly and attacks
Crowley before the announcer even has a chance to announce him.
Referee Mike Rotch calls for the bell.)
Murdock: Alright, here we go folks. These guys know what they have to do to win, and this match is gonna be violent. The two men start off exchanging fists. Torez gets a quick knee to the gut, and then a scoop slam. He drops a leg onto Crowley. Now Crowley is climbing up, and he takes a big swing, but Torez ducks.
Masterson: Quick thinking.
Murdock: Torez just threw Crowley out of the ring, and is mauling his face. He pulls his oppenent up, and...oh!!! right into the ring steps.
McLure: Ouch.
Murdock: Now Torez has the ring bell, and he is walking towards Crowley. Crowley seems him and gets him with a kick to the mid-section...and what a DDT, right into the guard rails. Crowley now has the bell...and he nails Torez right across the face.
Masterson: Looks like Crowley has got the edge.
McLure: Not so fast...Torez reverses Crowley's hurricanrana attempt with a Powerbomb. Torez is on the top rope, he jumps, and he lands a moonsault, oooooooh!
Masterson: That was a pretty move.
McLure: What do you know about pretty.
Murdock: Torez is pounding Crowley again, and Crowley looks just plain beat. Now Torez has grabbed a chair, and wham!, once, twice, oh...three times with the chair, but somehow Crowley is still standing, and he ducks a clothesline. He gets Torez with a german suplex. He drags Torez to his feet, and throws him over top of the rail into the crowd.
Masterson: This match could go anywhere.
Murdock: Crowley is goin' for the pin...
Jones: 1...2...
Murdock: And a kick out. Crowley lands a dropkick, and he is up on the rail. Oooh, he just landed another drop kick. Now the two men are back at the vendor's stands before the floor seats end. Torez just rolled onto a table, and Crowley is beating on his face. Crowley is climbing up the hand rail for the seats, and he leaps...but no! Torez rolled off, and Crowley just smashed through the table. Torez has him hooked, and lands his double-under-hook DDT. This could be it.
Jones: 1...2...
Murdock: What a near fall. Torez looks angry. He is punching the daylights out of Crowley. Torez steps back, and gives Crowley a superkick right to the side of his face. Crowley is staggering again now, and Torez sends him down again with a side suplex. He lifts Crowley up, and ouch, he lands an atomic drop. Crowley is squirming on the floor in agony. Torez is showboating now, with his back turned. Crowley is up, and he lands a spin-wheel kick to Torez's head. He drags him back to his feet, and gets in a quick inverted DDT. Crowley flips and lands right on Torez. Now it looks like Crowley has got the upper hands again.
Masterson: That he does.
Murdock: Oh no! It looks like Crowley is going for his finisher. He is up on his one hand, but Torez grabs him by the waist, and hoists him up, and bang! Back down with a tombstone, this has to be over. Torez has trash can now, and he is wailing on Crowley. Torez throws his trashcan down, and grabs a vendor's cart. He is running, and oh boy! He shoved it right into Crowley, this could be all over very soon. Torez pulls Crowley up on top of the cart, and lifts him high, it looks like he is going for a suplex. Wait...it was a brainbuster, and it looks like Crowley is bleeding, and he isn't moving much at all. When and if he gets up, he isn't going to be quite the same Crowley who started in the match. Torez is up on the the area right above one of the floor entrances, and he looks poised for his Lovedrop. His manager Maria is cheering him on from the ring. Torez looks to the crowd, raises his hands, and takes a giant leap, and bam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He just hit the lovedrop. Jones is counting.
Jones: 1...2...3
Murdock: This one is all over. What a move at the end!
Spracher: You're winner, and new Heavy Metal Champion, "Loverboy" Michael Torez!!!!!!!!! --Michael Torez wins via pinfall at 8:18--
McLure: LOOK!!! Surfer Dude is back!! Counterfit is with him!!! They are destroying Torez and Crowley. Surfer Dude and Counterfit are taking them back to the ring! What does this mean!?
Masterson: Cyclone, Mack McMichaels, Travis Titan and Ian "Ice" Prentis now join Surfer Dude and Counterfit in the ring. They are all laughing. They take off their shirts and AHHHHH!!!!
Murdock: Do you see that!? They are wearing DTA T-Shirts. DTA IS BACK!!! DTA IS BACK!!! Surfer Dude has the Mic!
Surfer Dude: Well, as you can see, DTA is back and better than ever! And look, I have Brett Logan's precious little World Title around my waist. That dumbass is sick, awe, that's so sad, well too bad! Brett your title is as good as mi...
(The lights go out as a red and blue light forms at the stage and in the ring. The lights get brighter as"Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays. The light gets brighter at the entrance way as Brett Logan steps out onto the rampway. He takes a look around the arena as the fans go nuts. He has a mic in his hand and he speaks
Brett Logan: Surfer Dude....Please...SHUT UP!! I've had to hear your mouth too many times tonight. Now, you have my title in your hand, but earn it you did not. So you have two choices. You can either kindly walk up here and give me my title back...
Surfer Dude: Or?
Brett Logan: Or..I will come to that ring and take it back!
Surfer Dude: By yourself!?
(All of a sudden Da Man 2000 and Diamond Mine walk out onto the rampway, right beside Brett. Surfer Dude speaks)
Surfer Dude: Just you 3!?
Brett Logan: Yeah, just us 3!
Surfer Dude:....BRING IT ON!!!
(The 3 men run to the ring and slide in. An instant 6 on 3 battle starts up, with DTA getting the best of it. The announcers kick in)
Masterson: MY GOD! What a battle! Surfer Dude and Cyclone taking out Brett Logan. Prentis and Counterfit manhandiling Diamond Mine and Travis Titan and Mack McMichaels are trying to take out Da Man 2000, but he is fighting back!
McLure: DTA is just too much for them! LOOK! Torez is back in the ring! He is helping Da Man 2000 and company. It's 4 on 6 but still DTA is too much. SMACKDOWN BY BRETT LOGAN ON CYCLONE!!! He turns around and NO! Point Break by Surfer Dude!! Another Point Break on Diamond Mine! Damn!
Murdock: Surfer Dude is taunting Brett with that title, but WAIT!! Jason Logan is now on the top rope! Where did he come from!? He leaps off and nails Surfer Dude in the chin. Jason is up and he has Brett's title. He slides out of the ring and he runs over to vanessa!
Masterson: DTA is still too much! Da Man 2000, Brett Logan, Diamond Mine and Michael Torez are all down! DTA is leaving the ring now and Surfer Dude has the mic!
Surfer Dude: Brett...your little twin brother may have gotten your title back, but not even he can stop me from taking that title soon enough. I will see your ass in the ring. Oh and Cyclone has something to say!
Cyclone: DON'T TRUST ANYONE!!!
(As DTA walks off Logan, Da Man 2000, Diamond Mine and Torez all stand up. Jason slides in the ring and hands his brother his title and the two embrace. Da Man gives a frown as they look up the ramp. Brett Logan and Da Man both raise the hand of Michael Torez in victory)
Masterson: Damn! DTA is back and Michael Torez is now with Extreme Perfection 2000! What a night! Brett has the mic again!
Brett Logan: Surfer Dude...you will get your chance, oh trust me, you will get your chance! DTA has nothing on us! We have me, the world champion and Torez, the HM champion! You got nothing! DTA, we will destroy you!!!
(All of Extreme Perfection 2000 steps out of the ring and heads up the ramp. The fans give them a huge ovation as they leave the arena. The announcers speak)
Murdock: Well folks, we are out of time. What a night!!! Can anything else happen!? We will see you next week!!!
Special Thanks To: The Handlers of Crazy Carl, Diamond Mine, Niko Rage, Extreme Icon, myself, and ed for writing matches this week. Now, some strats weren't use, but we had a lot for one or two matches, so they couldn't all be used. Also, I do in fact have Mono in real life, and Im barely awake right now as I am very weak so thanks for baring with me as I did this.
HUGE SPECIAL THANKS TO: The handler of Blackbird 13 for making us an awesome Bio page with updated bios and everything. THANKS ALOT!!!
ALSO: The schedule for this week will go up tomorrow afternoon along with all the other updates. Thanks
