Sunday Night Superzone

March 5, 2000

CWF Arena, Cincinnati, oH

(The camera focuses in on the door of Earache Bruschoff. The door opens and Bruschoff reads from a prepared statement.)

Bruschoff: I am sorry to say that due to lagging attendance at the gates and poor ratings on our debut, the DWO show Saturday Spotlight has been cancelled until further notice. I thank the wrestlers involved for their time and effort. Enjoy the show.

(The camera fades into the DWO locker room, where DM2K, Shawn Temp and Jason Logan are talking to Brett Logan. They offer him a T-shirt)

ST: There's room in the DWO for one more and I know you're DWO Logan, I know it.

BL: I don't know Shawn. But thanks for the offer. I'll consider it and give you an answer before the end of the night.

("For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica plays and the CWF logo flashes on the ring mat while video clips of wrestlers play on the CWF-Tron. After it ends, pyrotechnics from each side of the ramp entrance shoot towards the ceiling. The camera focuses on fans holding up signs like "I had Bruschoff's mom," "Asylum fears DWO," and "CWF 3:16 says we just beat Heat.")

Matt: Hello everyone and welcome to SNS! We have an action packed evening with Brett Logan versus Lucifer Crowley for the Intercontinental Title, Surfer Dude, Extreme Icon and Counterfit for the CWF Heavy Metal Title and lots more, but right now, we have the debut from Unkle Cleatus facing off against Demented Don. Let's go to ringside and Chris "Loudmouth" Spracher.

("Inside Out" by Anthrax plays as the crowd gets up and Crazy Carl comes down to the aisle. He walks over to the announcing table and throws Murdock to the floor. He picks up a headset.)

Carl: Murdock, here's $20, now get the hell outta here so someone can call a match the real way around here. (Murdock leaves with the $20 in hand..)

Vanessa: Uh, Carl what are you doing here?

Carl: I was given permission by Minister Massacre to call Don's match.
Eric: Figures, well, here we go.

Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to SNS. The opening bout is scheduled for one fall, Currently, coming down the ring in his CWF debut, Demented Don!

("Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas plays as the crowd goes wild. Don walks to the ring. He bends threw the ropes and flaunts his stuff. He tosses his hair pick into the crowd when his music stops..)

Loudmouth: His opponent, also making his CWF debut, Unkle Cleatus!.

(Banjos and other country music start to play as the crowd gives an apathetic response as Cleatus makes his way down to the ring.)

Eric: Referee Mike Rotch gives the two wrestlers the rules and calls for the bell.

Demented Don versus Unkle Cleatus

Vanessa: Elbow and collar lock up and Cleatus shoves Don down to the mat. Don gets up and Cleatus shoves him down again. Cleatus goes for a stomp but misses.

Eric: Don gets up and delivers a spinning heel kick to the back of Cleatus head. Cleatus stumbles forward and Don runs and gives him a bulldog.

Carl: Good work Don! Don now picks up Cleatus and gives him a standing dropkick. Cleatus looks pissed.

Eric: Cleatus turns around and levels Don with a mean lariat. Don's afro was almost knocked off his head.

Vanessa: Cleatus pulls up Don and gives him a body slam.

Carl: Don gets up and ducks the big right hand and slides under Cleatus' legs and gives him a swift kick to the ass! (Carl lights up a cigarette.)

Eric: He pulls Cleatus back and gives him the inverted DDT. Cleatus is down on his back. Don goes up top and gives him a moonsault. Don is taking his sweet time. He drops on elbow on Cleatus.

Vanessa: He now comes out to Carl and takes a drag off his cigarette. I guess he needed a second wind.

Carl: Quiet. He goes back in and slaps Cleatus in the head. He is now up on the middle rope flaunting himself for the fans. Don, put him away. Don't do that.

Eric: Too late, Cleatus is up, and pushes Don to the outside. Don is down and I don't know if he is getting up. Cleatus gives Don a sidewalk slam. He rolls Don back into the ring.

Vanessa: Carl, did you teach Don to get beat like this?

Carl: I'll ignore that. Don is getting up and Cleatus whips him into the ropes but ducks too early for the back body drop. Don catches him and goes for a piledriver. Oh crap.

Eric: Don can't get the big man up and he is flipped over. Cleatus
falls on Don! The count. 1, 2 no! He got the foot on the rope.

Carl: Cleatus gets up and Don rolls to the corner. Cleatus charges at him, but Don dives with the headbutt right into Cleatus' jewels! Cleatus is staggering back and Don
delivers the Black Lightning super kick!

Vanessa: Cleatus is down. The cover, the count. 1, 2-- no. Cleatus kicked out. Don looks pissed.

Carl: Don shoves Cleatus into the corner and a belly-to-back suplex maybe. . .no, he sets him up on the top rope and here it comes!

Eric: The legendary Afro-drop by Don. The cover, here's the count 1, 2, 3!

Spracher: The winner of the match, Demented Don! (Rotch raises the hand of Don. --Demented Don wins by pinfall at 6:32--)

(Murdock comes back out with an armful of snacks as Carl and Don leave.)

Matt: Miss anything?

Vanessa: Oh, not really. There was a bell, flying afro pick. . .

Eric: We'll be right back with the. . .("Selling the Drama" by Live plays and Surfer Dude comes out to ringside with a chair in hand and Slacker close behind him) What? Surfer Dude isn't supposed to be out here for another five minutes or so for his three-way match. He's got a mic, let's see what he has to say.

SD: Bruschoff, Massacre, Vaughn, I don't care who comes out here. But I'm sitting down right on this chair until any of you reinstate Cyclone as an active wrestler.

(The crowd cheers and starts a chant of "Cy-clone, Cy-clone." "More Human Than Human" by White Zombie plays and the crowd stands on its feet. The song plays out and "Crawl Away" by Tool plays. The lights go out and the ring lights are red. Minister Massacre walks out to loud crowd boos.)

MM: Keep booing like that and I'll book Papi Chulo to wrestle the Brooklyn Brawler as your next main event for Overdrive. (The crowd boos, then settles down.) Look Johnny, this show of stable unity is cute, but Cyclone lost a retirement match and he's gone, finished. He's not coming back. Ever. Forget it.

(Commissioner Vaughn comes out from behind the curtains and stands face-to-face with Massacre.)

Vaughn: Now look here Massacre. YOU book the matches and I sign the talent. I have the power to reinstate Cyclone or deny him entry to the league.

MM: Look Vaughn, you can reinstate Cyclone, but I can book him to wrestle such interesting matches as Cyclone vs. El Toro, Master of the Armbar. The amusing thing is there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Welcome to Hell. The Reign of Terror continues. ("Crawl Away" by Tool plays and Minister Massacre leaves.)

Eric: Strong words from out head booker and our commissioner. We'll be right back with the Logan/DM2K vs. Glory and War Dog tag match and the Heavy Metal Title 3-way match.

Commercial Break

Matt: We're back and next up is our three-way Heavy Metal Title match between champion Counterfit, former champion Surfer Dude and the Extreme Icon. Let's go to ringside.

Surfer Dude vs. Extreme Icon vs. Counterfit for the CWF Heavy Metal Title

Spracher: Our next matchup is scheduled for one fall, and it is a
three way dance for the CWF Heavy Metal Championship!!! Introducing first, a challenger, from Boston, Mass., weighing in at 230 lbs, Extreme Icon!!!

("Killing in the name" by Rage Against the Machine begins to play as the Extreme Icon appears from behind the curtain. Icon is carrying a
Singapore Cane to the ring with him. He makes his way to the ring,
rolls in, and awaits his opponents)

Spracher: Our next challenger is 'Surfer Dude' Johnny Shades!!!

("Selling the Drama" by Live begins to play as the wily veteran appears on the stage to a good crowd reaction. He smiles and makes his way to the ring. He stands on the opposite corner as Extreme Icon and awaits the champion)

Spracher: And, from the ghettoes of New York, he is the current CWFHeavy Metal Champion, CounterFit!!!

(CounterFit's music hits the speakers as the Heavy Metal Champion zooms out from behind the curtain riding his skateboard! Counterfit does a jump onto the ring apron, jumps over the top rope and lands on his skateboard. He flips it up and puts it next to the corner post. He hands the belt to the ref, who holds it up for all to see. After handing the belt to a ring attendant, the referee signals for the match
to begin. The bell sounds.)

Vanessa: Wow, that was some fancy skateboarding done by CounterFit!

Matt: And the match is underway! Icon and Surfer Dude start it off with a tie up, which Dude gets the better of, taking Icon over with a Firemans Carry and hitting a vicious Spinal Tap to top it off! Oh, but CounterFit hits a distracted Dude with a flying clothesline! The Dude is down!

Eric: Just a reminder, this match up is Hardcore Rules, anything goes! CounterFit picks the Dude up and tries to Irish whip him into the turnbuckle, but SD counters! Surfer Dude rushes in but he slides underneath CounterFit, grabs his legs, and oooh! CF just got crotched on the steel ring post!

Matt: And Icon is back up in the ring. He picks up CounterFit, hits him with two quick forearms, Irish Whip into the ropes, and a nice powerslam by the Icon! Cover!

Ref: 1. . .

Vanessa: Ha! Bearly a one count! This CounterFit is way too tough!

Eric: Maybe so, but he's not out of the woods yet. Icon picks CF up as
Surfer Dude makes his way back into the ring. Inverted Atomic Drop by Icon!

Matt: Now Surfer Dude is attacking Icon, but Icon fights back! The two are slugging it out in the middle of the ring, and Icon overpowers the Dude with powerful rights and lefts. Icon goes for and hits a beautiful DDT! Counterfit is back up, sees this, and almost spears Icon out of his boots! Oh my! Icon just had the wind knocked out of him!

Eric: Now CounterFit is taking over, and he applies a Fugiwara Arm bar on Icon! Icon is fighting it, and Dude makes the save! Surfer Dude now takes advantage of CounterFit's vulnerable position, and slaps on a, what else, a Surfboard submission hold!

Matt: CounterFit just won't give up! Surfer Dude now releases the hold, picks up CF, and tosses him to the outside!!! He also picks up Icon, and there goes Icon as well! I think we're now going to see some of that Extreme Rules I was talking about!

Vanessa: Finally! Come on boys, bust someone open for Vanessa!

Eric: Surfer Dude's still in control. He tosses Icon over the railing and into the crowd! He then picks up CounterFit... Oooooh! And Hot Shot's him right on the steel guard rail! Dude now hops over the railing and starts to dismantle Icon in the middle of the crowd! Icon trying to fight back with body blows, but the Dude is just too much. Headbutt on Icon!

Matt: Icon is down and looks to be hurt. SD is picking him back up, but Icon with a desperation move delivers a Low Blow on Surfer Dude! Icon now wailing away at the Dude. Stiff elbow drops Surfer to one knee. A fan hands Extreme Icon a plastic cup of beer. Icon guzzles some down, then smashes the cup over Dude's head, drenching him in booze!

Eric: Icon now with some knees to the gut, and it looks like he's setting SD up for a powerbomb! But, no! Dude flips Icon right into a row of seats! Icon landed back first onto the steel chairs!

Matt: The crowd is really getting into it now! Icon is up on spaghetti legs... what's this!!!? Oh my god! From out of nowhere, CounterFit with a twisting plancha takes out both of them!!! CounterFit rode his skateboard across the security rail and launched himself into his opponents! What an incredible move!

('CWF! CWF! CWF!' chants begin to fill the arena)

Eric: CounterFit now picks up SD and tosses him over the railing onto the entrance ramp. He's going for Icon now, but Icon with a quick thumb to the eyes. Icon now whips CounterFit right into the steel railing!

Matt: CounterFit looks hurt, and... WOW!!! Extreme Icon just nailed CF right between the eyes with his own skateboard!!! CounterFit is flipped over the railing from the impact, and now he is also on the ramp!

Eric: Icon, still carrying the skateboard, follows, and now Surfer Dude is up as well! Wait, who the hell is that? That looks like Travis Titan, one of our new rookies! And Blackjack is right behind him with a flaming chair! Icon takes a swing at the Dude, and whacks him on the shoulder! Blackjack motions for Icon and CounterFit to hold Surfer Dude. He reaches back and hits them both with the flaming chair, but Titan picks him up and DDT's him on the pavement Blackjack and Titan continue to brawl through the crowd.

Matt: Surfer Dude now trying to pick up Icon, but CounterFit from behind! Counterfit now whips SD into the steel steps! That sounded awful!

Eric: Johnny is down, and CounterFit now picks up a piece of the steel steps and launches it onto Shade's body! That had to hurt... CounterFit in control, scoop slams SD on the concrete. CounterFit now rolls into the ring, and hits a Slingshot Guilotine Leg Drop to the outside! Wow!

Vanessa: CounterFit hurt himself executing that move as well.

Matt: Counterfit slowly getting back up, and it looks like Extreme Icon is finally up from that DDT by Titan and is heading their way as well.

Vanessa: Hey, Icon got his cane and it looks like he's stalking the other two.

Matt: You're right, Vanessa, it looks like Icon is looking for the perfect opening... and there he goes! Oh my god! Extreme Icon just nailed CounterFit right between the eyes with the Singapore Cane, and CounterFit STILL won't go down! Icon with another shot, bam! This time CounterFit goes down!

Eric: Extreme Icon now rolls Surfer Dude into the ring, and slides in after him. Icon Irish whips the Dude, winds up with the cane... Surfer Dude ducks, and hits a Side Russian Leg Sweep using the Singapore Cane! Surfer Dude is now signaling that it is time... sets up Icon... and there it is!!! The 'Wipeout'! This should do it! OH MY GOD! Counterfit just rolled in the ring and nailed Surfer Dude with a wicked chair shot to the back of the neck. Here's the cover!

Ref: 1. . . ....2..............3! (The referee calls for the bell)

Spracher: The winner of this match, and STILL CWF Heavy Metal Champion, Counterfit! (--Counterfit wins by pinfall at 12:19--)

Vanessa: What an exciting finish with Counterfit retaining the belt.

Eric: Well, there's more excitement on the way. Brett Logan is set to take on Lucifer Crowley in an Intercontinental Title matchup. Two important matches for one of the youngest and most talented new wrestlers on the rise in Logan. We've got something going on in back, let's go to our cameras. That's Carl Benton!

(Benton walks down a hallway. Out of nowhere, a man grabs him from behind and delivers a blow to his face knocking him down. THe picks up Benton and throws him into a vending machine shattering the glass. Benton tries to punch him, the man knocks his hand away and delivers a Reverse DVD. E.M.T.'s rush to the scene.)

Matt: I have no idea what the hell that was about or who that man was, but we'll be right back with our Intercontinental matchup!

Brett Logan versus Lucifer Crowley for the Intercontinental Title

("Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy Osbourne plays as Lucifer Crowley steps out onto the rampway. He gets a few polite cheers. He walks to the ring and slides in.)

Spracher: Announcing first, the challenger making his debut, Lucifer Crowley! (The crowd cheers again)

("Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays as the fans start to cheer. Brett Logan walks out and makes his way to the ring escorted by Isis. He slides in and points at Crowley. The bell rings.)

Murdock: Brett Logan starts off strong with an irish whip then following it up with a shoulder block. Lucifer is up faster than he went down and delivers a scoop slam to Brett.

Masterson: Logan is recooperating in the ring as Lucifer goes for a weapon under the ring. He grabs a table and sets it up in the ring but Logan is up and knocks him over the ropes as Lucifer falls hard onto the cement outside.

McLure: Damn I wanted him to use the table. Hey at least it is inside the ring. Logan then grabs Lucifer and puts him in an armbar. The referee is making the count and Logan breaks the hold. They’re both exchanging punches now all the way up the ramp and now they are on top of the ramp.

Murdock: Lucifer piledrives Logan onto the steel ramp and
Logan is almost out. Lucifer covers for a pin. 1...2... and
Logan kicks out.

Masterson: Ah he almost had him. Lucifer is turned around and
Logan delivers a low blow sending Lucifer running up the ramp. Lucifer grabs him and throws him into the backstage area where Logan hits a pay phone.

Murdock: Oh man look the quarters are spilling out. Lucifer covers.1...2. . .Logan kicks out. As Logan is coming up Lucifer delivers a Double Axe Handle to him knocking him to the floor agan. Logan sweeps Lucifer off his feet with a kick and then puts an ankle lock submission on Lucifer. Lucifer takes the pain and Logan breaks the hold. Logan grabs Lucifer and throws him through two doors leading to the parking lot. Logan grabs Lucifer and puts his head between his legs and walks over to one of the cars. Logan
Powerbombs Lucifer on the hood of the car!! Lucifer rolls
of the hood as Logan climbs to the top of a dumpster. Logan
jumps off and misses a frogsplash. Lucifer rolls over for a cover1...2. and Logan kicks out from the pin.

Masterson: Great match so far. Lucifer takes Logan and throws him into the dumpster that Logan jumped off. They then exchange punches out of the parking lot and into the main hallways of the stadium. People are surrounding the two as they exchange punches for another minute. Then Logan breaks from this as he goes over to a concession stand and grabs a cup of beer chugs half of it and throws it in Lucifer’s face.

McLure: Ha Ha Ha. Lucifer bends over from the alchohol in
his eyes. Logan takes advantage and puts Lucifer’s head between his legs again. Lucifer reverses the powerbomb and throws him over his back. Lucifer grabs Logan by the head and carries down a flight of stairs into the crowd where he picks him up and throws him down hard with a sidewalk slam. Logan is breathing hard on the floor as
Lucifer puts a chin lock on him.

Eric: Logan slips his head out and then delivers a couple of punches to his stomach. Logan grabs a chair and smacks Lucifer over the head with it. Logan takes Lucifer and leads him back to ringside. Logan throws Lucifer into the ring and Logan climbs the turnbuckle.

Matt: Lucifer stands up and Logan hits him with a Missle Dropkick
just as he turns around, but he hit referee Mike Rotch and knocked him out. Logan, sensing opportunity, takes the table and props it
in the middle of the ring. He puts Lucifer on top of it. Logan then to the top of the ring and Good Lord! Isis pulled his leg and he's straddling the turnbuckle! He's in pain.

Murdock: My GOD!! Lucifer just nailed him with Old L.A. Night through the table. (The crowd starts a chant on "Holy sh*t, holy sh*t). Both men are knocked and are not moving. Lucifer covers him for a pin and Isis is holding down Logan's foot. Rotch can't see it and he makes the count.

Ref: 1. . . . . 2. . . . . .3! (Rotch calls for the bell)

Spracher: The winner of the match, and NEW CWF Intercontinental Champion, Lucifer Crowley! ("Mr. Crowley" plays again and Crowley celebrates. Isis blows kisses to the crowd before leaving and Logan is livid.( --Lucifer Crowley wins via pinfall at 9:01--)

Vanessa: Why, I haven't seen a screwjob that good since the Hart/McMahon thing. Logan just hit Crowley with the Smackdown and does it again for good measure. He's chasing Isis backstage and he's taking the Intercontinental title with him. Poor guy, he lost to a rookie in his first match.

Matt: Oh well, he's a big boy, he'll deal with it. Next up is the tag match between Guerro Azteca and the Padded One versus Blackbird 13 and Shawn Temp.

Matt: Now here is an interesting situation. Blackbird 13, the tag team partner for Shawn Temp in this next matchup, has dipped out and now Temp is on his own.What's a DWO member to do without his leader?

Eric: You got me man. I don't know Temp is going to do in this one. He has to take on The Padded One and Guererro Azteca. We received word that the match will go just as scheduled. It will now be considered a handicapped match. I have to think Massacre had something to do with this. Vaughn wouldn't book this anyway. Temp is already in the ring and he is awaiting his opponents.

Shawn Temp vs. "The Insane Luchador" Guerro Azteca and The Padded One in a Handicap Match

Spracher: Currently approaching ringside, his opponents, the team of the Padded One and "The Insane Luchador" Guerro Azteca!

("Desperado" by Los Lobos plays as both Azteca and Pad make their way down to the ring. They get in the ring looking very confident and give each other a high five.)

Vanessa: Theres the bell and Azteca and Temp lock up in the center of the ring. Azteca delivers a knee to the midsection and flips Temp on his back.

Matt: Azteca drops a kick leg on Temp and tags in Pad. I wonder why BB13 ditched Temp in this.

Vanessa: Who knows? Pad, pulls up Temp but Temp pushes Pad and gives him a swift kick to the face. Pad stumbles back and ducks the spinning heel kick.He kicks Temp in the stomach and gives him a knee shot to the head.

Eric: Pad pulls him and gives him a DDT that sends Temp flipping onto his back. Pad tags Azteca back in. Azteca goes in and throws Temp into the ropes. Temp blocks the clothesline and jumps on the middle rops for a moonsault but he is caught by Azteca and theres a tombstone piledriver. Azteca goes up top and delivers a guiltotine legdrop onto Temp.

Matt: He pulls Temp up but there is a low blow. Temp gives Azteca an elbow to the back of the head. Azteca goes down to one knee. Temp goes up top and there is a frankensteiner off to Azteca. Azteca slides over to his corner and tags in Pad.

Vanessa: Pad and Temp lock up, Temp goes around Pad and theres a German suplex Temp goes up top and missile drop kicks Azteca off the apron of the ring! Temp is pumped right now.

Eric: Not anymore. Temp was just drilled in the face by Pad's fist. Pad pulls up Temp and gives him a samoan drop. He tags in a pissed off Azteca. Azteca picks up Temp and puts him up.. There it is. The delayed brainbuster. Temp is down on the ground again.

Matt: Well, Pad and Azteca are playing it smart. Get a few moves in and then tag in the fresh man. You notice that neither of them are staying in for any ungodly amount of time.

Eric: True. Azteca drops a flying elbow on Temp. He throws Temp into the ropes and theres a superkick that almost knocked Temp's block off! Temp is starting to bleed at the mouth.

Vanessa: Mike Rotch is checking on Temp to see if he can continue. What the hell?

Mat: He pulled Rotch in the way of the asai moonsault by Azteca. Rotch is down.

Eric: Here we go. Pad and Azteca are both attacking Temp now. Azteca picks him up and theres a running powerbomb. Azteca goes up and theres a twisting plancha onto Temp.

Matt: Pad goes out and launches Temp into the steps. Pad continues to smash Temp's head into the steps. Temp is completely busted open. Azteca launches himself at Temp and Temp lands into the guardrail.

Vanessa: Hey!

Eric: Well, Pad just stole Matt's chair. Little bit of a bad night for Matt it seems.

Vanessa: You can say that again.

Eric: Little bit of a bad night for Matt it seems. =20

Vanessa: Smart aleck.

Eric: Temp just postmarked that chair with his head. Temp is lying back on the steps. He takes a chair jab into the gut. Theres Azteca with another superkick. Temp is back on the floor.

Matt: I'm going to kill these people. Why do I get picked on? Anyway, Temp is rolled back into the ring. Pad tosses the chair to Azteca who gives an Arabian facebuster to Temp.

Vanessa: Rotch is starting to come around. They slide the chair out of the ring and Pad gets on the apron. Azteca goes up and delivers La Revolucion. This is over.

Matt: The cover and the count from Rotch. 1, 2, 3. This was more like a mugging and not a match. But none the less, we do have winners.

Spracher: Your winners, Guerrero Azteca and the Padded One! ("Desperado" plays and Azteca and the Padded one shake hands before leaving the ring. --Azteca/The Padded One win via pinfall at 11:15--)

Eric: While we set up for the tag match between Brett Logan/DM2K and Glory/War Dog, you have to wonder whether Blackbird 13 is doing these days and what the future of the DWO is. We haven't seen Jason Logan in action much, Temp will have to be peeled off the ring with a putty knife after the beating he just took and BB13 no-showed. Wait! Here comes the DWO and Shawn Temp is being helped up.

Matt: Speak of the devil, they all enter the ring and here comes Brett Logan. The crowd is going crazy here. Maybe Logan is going to take on the DWO by himself!

Vanessa: Think again moron. (Blackbird 13 motions for Logan to enter the ring)

BB13: On behalf of the Darkside World Order, I'd like to welcome and introduce the newest member, Brett Logan!! (Logan is handed a shirt by BB13 and puts it on, He shakes Jason Logan's hand, then hugs him and raises his arms in victory. He and Da Man 2000 stand at the ring ropes and await Glory and War Dog.)

Eric: Well, a new member to the DWO and they're arrogantly awaiting their opponents who are no slouches themselves.

Brett Logan and Da Man 2000 vs. Glory and War Dog in the first match of a best-out-of-three series for the CWF Tag Titles

Vanessa: Our next match is certainly going to be great. We will see the first, of a 3 part series of tag matches for the CWF Tag Team titles!

Eric: Yep, and what matches they will be. Let’s get started with our
first one.

(A woman's scream sounds over the PA system, then turns into hysterical laughter as "By Demons Be Driven" by Metallica plays. War Dog and Glory come out and smoke pyrotechnics go off by the sides of the rampways. They walk through and the crowd boos incessantly. They slide in and wait for their opponents.)

Spracher: The follwing tag team matchup is scheduled for one fall and is the first in a series of three for the CWF Tag Team Titles. Currently in the ring, representing Asylum, the team of War Dog and Glory!

("Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays and DM2K and Logan come to the ring separately. The bell rings as they start attacking War Dog and Glory.)

Murdock: There is the bell, this match is officially underway and both teams come out brawling. Referee Mike Rotch is directing War Dog and Logan to their respective corners.

Vanessa: So, Da Man 2000 will start this match off for his team, and Glory will start off for his team.

Eric: The two tie up, and Da Man 2000 gets Glory in a head lock. He turns it into a backwards DDT, Nice move by Da Man.

Matt: Glory’s head is hurting from that move.

Vanessa: Glory's up, and he knees Da Man 2000 in the gut. He bounces off the ropes and comes back with a flying clothesline. Da Man is down.

Eric: Glory turns to his partner and tags him. Glory grabs DM2K, while War Dog climbs the turnbuckle. Glory lets go, and War Dog leaps off with a Missile Drop kick that sends DM2K down again hard.

Matt: Da Man is down, and War Dog is in to make sure he stays down.

Vanessa: Hey! Watch how you speak of Brett and Da Man 2000! They are great wrestlers!

Matt: Oh so you like Brett now. What about all that stuff you said
about him in past weeks?

Vanessa: Well, not anymore, he is a good guy now!

Matt: Ok, whatever.

Eric: Stop bickering for one minute you two, and do your damn jobs. Man Im glad I don’t have to see you two, outside of the CWF!

Vanessa: Sheesh!

Matt: Yeah! Back to the action though. War Dog has Da Man 2000 onhis feet now, and he whips him to the ropes. DM2K tries a clothesline but War Dog ducks under it, and comes back with an Evenflow DDT.

Eric: War Dog grabs DM2K’s leg and applies an ankle lock on him. Da Man is in pain, but he's inching towards his corner with War Dog still attactched to his leg.

Vanessa: War Dog lets go, and DM2K tags Brett.

Eric: Brett up on the turnbuckle, and he leaps off with a Missile Dropkick to the face of War Dog. Nice move!

Eric: Brett turns War Dog around, and gives him a frontface ddt. He lifts him up and tries putting him on his shoulder, but War Dog falls of the backand gives Brett a Hurricane DDT!

Matt: War Dog tags Glory and Glory grabs Brett from behind, locking on a waistlock for a German Suplex, hits one, then two, then THREE! Shades of Chris Benoit!

Eric: Glory and War Dog looking real good so far, especially Glory.

Vanessa: Glory backs up, and is grabbed by DM2K. Glory turns around and is met with a punch to the face, which causes him to turn around RIGHT INTO BRETT’S ARMS!! SMACKDOWN!!! That’s it! Pin by Brett!!

1......2......

Matt: NO! War Dog stopped the count and before the ref can makehim go back he goes after DM2K and the two fall to the outside of the ring. It’s just Glory and Brett in the ring now!

Eric: Glory still lying down on his back from that Smackdown! Logan goes to the top rope. Senton Bomb! Who does he think he is, Matt or Jeff Hardy?

Vanessa: No, Glory moved his knees up at the last second! Brett hit hard, he tries to stand up, Fisherman's Suplex by Glory!

1......2......

Matt: NO! Da man 2000 pulled the ref out of the ring. The ref is threatening to throw the match out and the ref tells him to stay in his corner. War Dog now on his side, and Glory tags him in. Brett tags Da Man 2000.

Eric: DM2K and War Dog run at each other, but War Dog gets the advantage by chopblocking DM2K in the knee. He is trying to put the man on the ground for good.

Vanessa: DM2K is now on his knees, and War Dog is stomping his knee. Low blow by DM2K.

Matt: DM2K falls back to the ground himself, both men down! The ref is starting a mandatory 10 count.

Ref: 1..............2..............3...............4...............

Eric: DM2K is making his way to his corner, where Brett has his hand extended. War Dog is doing the same.

Ref: 5...............6................7.................

VanessaMcLure: DM2K is almost there, so is War Dog. Who will make it first?

Ref: 8..................9...................

Matt: War Dog tags Glory, and DM2K tags Brett. Here he comes!

Eric: Brett punches Glory and he goes down. War Dog grabs Brett and they both fall over the top rope. The ref goes outside the ring to break it up.

Vanessa: DM2K attacks Glory with a chair. One legal man outside the ring and one in the ring, all Hell is breaking loose!

Matt: Brett just threw War Dog into the guard rail, he is out cold. Now, what is he doing!?

EricMasterson: Brett is reaching under the ring and he is pulling out.....a
table!!!

Matt: No! He must be trying to do what he couldn't do to Crowley earlier. Is this man crazy!

Vanessa: Yep, that’s what makes him so good!

Eric: Brett has the table set up, and he is pointing to DM2K. DM2K comes to the ropes, and Brett whispers something in his ear. What are they going to do!?

Matt: Brett is climbing back down, and places the table right beside
the ring.

Vanessa: DM2K lifts up War Dog for a powerbomb.

Eric: DM2K lifts War Dog up as high as he can, and starts to bring him down, Brett runs and as DM2K lets go of Glory Brett grabs his head and MY GOD!!!!

Matt: Powerbomb/DDT through the table.

Vanessa: GOOD LORD!!!! (The bell sounds)


Eric: Obviously, this team left its brains in the locker room because the ref has called for the bell and will DQ Brett and Da Man 2000 for use of a foreign object. Da Man 2000 is infuriated, as he looks at the uncoscious War Dog and Brett now standing up holding his head and Glory is lighting a chair over here by us.(--War Dog/Glory win by DQ at 15:47--)

Vanessa: Glory chases DM2K and Logan off with the flaming chair. I guess Logan was trying to take out War Dog but ended up injuring himself worse in the process.

Matt: MY GOD! The two men are leaving the ring and War Dog andGlory will get the win, but War Dog might not remember it when he wakes up!

Eric: We're going to keep moving here folks and get on to our main event for this evening, a title match between "Livewire" Ken Sparks and the Assassin. Matt?

Matt: No love lost between these two Eric. They have a long history together and something tells me it probably won't end tonight. We've got all the table particles out of the ring, let's go to ringside and Chris "Loudmouth" Spracher.

"Livewire" Ken Sparks vs. the Assassin CWF Heavyweight Title Match

Spracher: The following contest is one fall, for the CWF Heavyweight Championship.Coming out first, from Helena, Montana, former CWF Heavyweight champion .. "The Livewire," Ken Sparks!

(Livewire jogs onto the landing of the ramp. He holds up his index finger and points to the crowd in a sweeping motion. Then he stops, looks to the sky, points to the ceiling then bows his head for a moment. "All-Star" by Smash Mouth starts to play and the crowd goes crazy. Livewire starts down the ramp, slapping hands of fans and hugging some of the old ladies along the rail. He walks up the steps and steps through the ropes.)

Spracher: And now, from the streets of Chicago, Illinois .. the leader of Asylum and current CWF Heavyweight Champion, The Assassin.

(The arena goes black, and the crowd turns silent. .... "You know who you're fuckin' with?" ... The sound of Insane Clown Posse's "Assassins" heralds the arrival of Assassin. A red spotlight shines on the curtain and Assassin steps through, hair in his face, wearing a black t-shirt with a red and white Geto Boys t-shirt., and holds up the CWF championship belt. The crowd boos him loudly. He stops just as the chorus reaches "Don't fuck with me." and nods his head, smirks, and rolls under the bottom rope. He pops up and tilts his head up, flipping the hair out of his face, then parades around the ring, holding the belt up high, for all to see.)

Eric: These two met once before in one of the most exciting matches I have ever seen .. heard, seen.

Matt: They took it to the streets and beyond .. a definite addition to the "Best of CWF" tape we are selling for only $19.99, that's less than the cost of a LA Clippers game.

Vanessa: Yes, that match was superb, as was I in my match calling via Cell Phone .. or was that PCS?

Eric: Oh look at this .. Livewire and Assassin are nose to nose, yelling at each other, these two have hated one another for all of Livewire's career.

(The lights dim for a moment, then come back on)

Matt: Oh my God, Brett Logan ...

(Logan is in the ring with a chair, he hits both Assassin and Livewire. Livewire falls backwards and Assassin staggers forward into Logan's arms .. Logan piledrives Assassin)

Vanessa: He just piledrived the champ. Assassin is down!

(Brett walks over to Livewire, pulls him up and pushes him into the corner.)

Eric: Logan must be getting revenge for his house.

(He starts to kick Livewire in the stomach and then powerbombs him. The crowd is in a frenzy, with a chorus of boos filling the air.)

Matt: What about the main event? Both contestants are down.

(A tall, athletic woman with black and blond-streaked hair and dressed in white, climbs over the rail with a sign that says "Logan #1" on it. She climbs into the ring and holds it up for Logan, then drops it and walks toward Logan. She grabs him and starts to kiss him.)

Vanessa: Logan is getting heat and heating up the ladies, it seems.

(Logan suddenly starts to twitch and pushes her away .. his lip is bleeding badly and her mouth has blood on it. She licks her lips, then kicks him in the groin. He doubles over.)

Eric: Owwwwwwwww (The woman lets out a bloodcurdling scream over the PA system then it turns into hysterical laughter. "By Demons Be Driven" by Metallica plays.)

Matt: Oh no, that's the Asylum theme music. Look!!!!

(War Dog, Glory, Guerrero Azteca and Michael Torez run down the ramp and slide into the ring. Logan looks up and moves his mouth, but no sound comes out. War Dog pulls Logan up and whips him to the ropes, Glory clotheslines him. The woman walks over to check on Assassin. Torez kneedrops Logans throat then holds him down by the legs. Azteca lands on his chest with a moonsault.)

Vanessa: Damn, Assassin has backup!

(Logan rolls out of the ring and stumbles up the ramp. Assassin grabs a microphone and starts to talk.)

Assassin: Meet Xania, the twin sister of Minister Massacre and the new ring escort of Asylum. (He laughs maniacally)

(By now, Livewire is standing up in the corner, fists clenched, in case of an Asylum attack on him)

Assassin: Don't worry Kenny, they were just leaving. (Asylum exits the ringside area)

Eric: Both men attacked by Logan, both men slammed hard to the mat by the suddenly aggressive Logan, and both on their feet, ready to rumble.

Matt: The two walk around the ring .. then..

Vanessa: They lock up in the middle of the ring, chest to chest.

Eric: It looks like Assassin is starting to win this test of strength, he's starting to push Liveiwre backwards.

Matt: Livewire drops down into a toehold, he's got Assassin face down.

Vanessa: He's really wrenching at that knee of Assassin.

Eric: Assassinis a big guy, if you can take away his leg, you can nullify his strength.

Matt: Assassin looks in pain .. he's pulling himself toward the ropes .. he's made it.

Vanessa: The ref tells Sparks to break the hold .... he's not doing it.

Eric: The break count starts .. one, two, three.

Matt: Sparks breaks it ..

Vanessa: Looks like he was trying to break Assassin's leg.

Eric: Livewire is up .. Assassin is getting up.

Matt: Livewire attacks him, sttomping his knee while he's still down, how odd.

Vanessa: What's odd, he wants his title belt back.

Eric: the ref starts to count Livewire again.

Matt: One, two .. Livewire walks away.

Vanessa: Assassin pulls himself up in the corner .. here comes Sparks again.

Eric: Ken rushes him...

Matt: Assassin moves out of the way of the spear.

Vanessa: Livewire crashes hard into the ring post.

Eric: He's holding his shoulder as he rolls out of the ring.

Matt: Assassin is going after him.

Vanessa: Livewire stops, he's waiting for Assassin.

Eric: Assassin tackles Livewire, he's punching him in the face repeatedly, Livewire is covering up, though.

Matt: Assassin stands up and throws Livewire back into the ring.

Vanessa: Livewire is dazed.

Eric: Assassin whips him into the ropes .. stops Livewire and bearhugs himm .. Belly-to-belly suplex!

Matt: Livewire is stunned ..

Vanessa: Assassin drops a big elbow on Sparks' throat ...

Eric: Sparks grabs his neck, he's rolling out of the ring .. Assassin is not following this time.

Matt: Livewire is catching his breath as the ref counts.

Vanessa: The ref is up to seven, Livewire rolls back in the ring.

Eric: Assassin charges at him .. Livwire dives from his knees at Assassin again, he's got Assassin's knee.

Matt: Assassin is on his back, Livewire is above him, wrenching the knee, punching at it.

Vanessa: Livewire is definitely focusing on the knee of Assassin.

Eric: Wait .. Sparks just let go .. he's standing back from Assassin.

Matt: Assassin is getting up slowly with that bad leg.

Vanessa: Livewire bounces off the ropes .. Flying forearm.

Eric: Assassin is down again .. Livewire goes for a pin.

Matt: 1-2-Assassin kicks out

Vanessa: Assassin is still down .. Livewire goes to the top rope .... Alabama Jam on Assassin's knee.

Eric: Assassin is rolling in pain.

Matt: Sparks hooks the leg and goes for the pin.

Vanessa: 1-2.

Eric: Kickout by Assassin.

Matt: Livewire slaps the mat .. stands up.

Vanessa: He grabs Assassin's leg .. he's going for the figure-4.

Eric: Assassin kicks Sparks into the corner.

Matt: Sparks hit hard on the turnbuckle, he's dazed.

Vanessa: Assassin rolls onto his knees .. he's crawling toward Sparks, he's standing.

Eric: Belly to back suplex from Assassin.

Matt: Assassin doesn't let go .. he's rolling Sparks onto his stomach ... he's wrenching him over again .. and once more.

Vanessa: Sparks is struggling to get free .. he elbows Assassin in the face.

Eric: Assassin is down, again .. Sparks struggles to his feet, he rolls out of the ring .. he's got a chair.

Matt: The ref exits the ring and stops him.

Vanessa: Sparks is looking mad, he throws the chair down and gets back in the ring.

Eric: Assassin is slapping his knee to get some feeling back into it .. but here comes Livewire again .. a little slower this time.

Matt: Livewire's shoulder looks to be hurt still, Assassin's leg .. this is a war.

Vanessa: They lock up near the corner . test of strength .. Livewire already lost one of these.

Eric: Asassin looks to be getting the advantage .. oh .. his knee looks to have buckled.

Matt: Livewire pushes Assassin over. He drops an elbow to Assassin's knee.

Vanessa: Assassin is in obvious pain.

Eric: Livewire brushes his hair out of his face and picks Assassin up by the face ...DDT on Assassin.

Matt: Livewire goes for the cover.

Vanessa: one-two-thre....

Eric: Kickout by Assassin!

Matt: Livewire jumps up .. walks over to the corner ... gets into a familiar, low stance.

Vanessa: Assassin staggers to his feet .. SUPERKICK by Livewire ... 1-2..

Eric: Kickout by Assassin.

Matt: Livewire pulls Assassin up again ... wait!

Vanessa: Assassin hits Sparks with a crotch shot ... T-Bone Suplex!

Eric: Livewire is dazed.

Matt: Assassin limps over to Livewire, he works Sparks' head between his legs .... Powerbomb!!

Vanessa: Livewire is getting up very slowly, Assassin is behind him.

Eric: He hooks it on .. ASSASSINATION!!!

Matt: Livewire was too dazed to see it coming .. he's fighting it.

Vanessa: Assassin hooked his legs around Ken's waist .. they are in the center of the ring ... this has an inevitable ending.

Eric: Wait .. Livewire is rocking back and forth ... he rolls onto his stomach.

Matt: Assassin is still holding on .. but Sparks is inching toward the ropes.

Vanessa: I'm almost rooting for him, he's working hard .. he's only a foot away.

Eric: NO!!! Assassin rolls him back over, Sparks arm just went limp.

Matt: No, he's still fighting it!!!

Vanessa: Wait, he's tapping, he's tapping!!!

(The ref signals for the bell, and it rings to signal the end of the match.)

Spracher: Your winner, and still...

(Through the curtain comes Minister Massacre and he yells out ...)

Massacre: Oh, did I forget to mention that this was a TABLE MATCH? You cannot win unless you put your opponent through a table with an offensive move .. and I don't mean by passing gas .... So let the game .. begin again.

(The bell rings and Assassin and Livewire look at each other)

Eric: Oh goodness, what is Massacre thinking?

Matt: Assassin and Livewire lock up, they fall against the ropes together.

Vanessa: Oh, and over the ahhhhhh.

(Livewire and Assassin fall over the top rope onto the main announce table. The announcers grab their microphones and get out of the way.)

Eric: Who wins ...

Matt: That didn't count, there was no offense.

Vanessa: Livewire and Assassin are standing, slugging it out at ringside.

Eric: Neither man wants to fall.

Matt: Livewire kicks Assassin's knee, the champion is down, holding it tight.

Vanessa: Livewire is lifting him up .. he's setting him on the timekeeper's table ...

Eric: Livewire is going up to the top rope ... PLANCHA!!!!

Matt: Assassin moves at the last second .. Livewire crashes through the table.

Vanessa: Assassin and Livewire are both on the floor.

Eric: Assassin is getting up first, he's crawling into the ring .. he's sliding a table into the ring and rolling in after it.

Matt: Livewire is up now, too. On his knees.

Vanessa: Livewire is grabbing a chair .. he's sliding into the ring with it.

Eric: He's stomping Assassin, he hit him with the chair.

Matt: Assassin is hurt bad Eric.

Vanessa: Livewire is setting that chair up in the midle of the ring, he's going to the top rope.

Eric: Assassin is getting up.

Matt: ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!

Vanessa: Livewire is covering Asassin.

Eric: The ref isn't counting.

Matt: Look !

Vanessa: Xania just leaned a table in the corner Sparks just jumped from.

Eric: Sparks pushes her down.

Matt: He's running up the table into the corner again.

Vanessa: It looks like Electric Chair #2.

Eric: Assassin is getting up, he doesn't look like he knows what's happenning.

Matt: Sparks signals for the Electric Chair again.

Vanessa: Assassin ducked, Sparks lands on his feet.

Eric: OH NO!!!!

Matt: ASSASSINATION #2.

Vanessa: Assassin has it locked in, but they're both still standing.

Eric: Assassin is falling .. no .... ASSASSINATION SUPLEX.

Matt: Through the table.

Vanessa: Assassin wins.. he just dropped Sparks hard through the table Xania set in the corner.

Eric: Assassin lets go .. he rolls to his feet.

(The ref raises Assassin's right hand and hands him the belt.)

Spracher: Your winner, and still champion .. Assassin!!! (--Assassin wins via offensive move through a table at 22:34--)

[The ref drops Assassin's arm and goes over to check on Ken Sparks]

Matt: What's going on?

Vanessa: Sparks is still out cold from that table.

Eric: Referee Jordan Jones is being joined by Greg Falling, they're both checking Livewire.

(The crowd gets very silent, and people start to crowd the guardrail to see what is happening.)

Matt: Oh no, Jones is signaling for more help.

Vanessa: What?

(Assassin, who was leaving the ring with Xania, stops and motions for Falling to come over to him. Falling says something and Assassin kicks the bottom ring rope and runs his hands through his hair. Some of the fans near that side of the ring put their faces in their hands, some start to cry.)

Eric: Here come some more officials.

(Massacre leads Earache Bruschoff, Commisioner Vaughn and a group of paramedics down to the ring with a stretcher. Members of Asylum gather at the top of the ramp in street clothes. Other wrestlers start to filter out to the ramp also. Kevin Kirkland, the DWO, Brett Logan, Counter Fit, Karl and Don and others)

Matt: What's going on here?

(Vanessa climbs into the ring and starts to talk to Bruschoff. He shakes his head and she lowers hers. Shawn Temp runs down to the ring and talks with her. Bruschoff looks up the ramp and out into the crowd. He tells Temp something and Vanessa and Temp walk up the ramp, and leading the wrestlers off the stage. Assassin walks over to Massacre and they start to talk.Assassin simulates the motion of the Assassination Suplex.)

(The camera switches to the one nearest to Livewire. He is being strapped to a back board and having his head taped down. His lips are moving, but the microphones have ben turned off so nothing is heard. Bruschoff climbs out of the ring, as Livewire is being passed under the bottom ring rope. The backboard is secured and they start up the ramp with Livewire. Commisioner Vaughn makes his way to the pieces of the announce table, picks up a microphone and starts to tap it, so he can address the quiet crowd and television audience.)

Vaughn: (While he is heard, Livewire is shown on the CWF-Tron and on TV at home) At the conclusion of the title match tonight (Vaughn starts choking up) Ken Sparks, The Livewire, suffered an injury ...

(A white helicopter lands outside the CWF Arena door where the paramedics are waiting with Sparks.)

... to his neck. He said he heard a crack when he hit the table in the ring. He is awake and aware for now... we will keep you informed on his condition as the week goes on. Thank you, and goodnight.

( Livewire is transferred to the helicopter and it quickly rises into the night sky, till only the lights underneath the copter are visible.)

Fade to Black.