Sunday Night Superzone

March 19, 2000

CWF Arena, Cincinnati, OH

("For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica plays and the CWF logo flashes on the ring mat while video clips of wrestlers play on the CWF-Tron. After it ends, exploding pyrotechnics from each side of the ramp entrance shoot towards the ceiling. The camera focuses on fans holding up signs like "Vaughn needs a ride on the Ho Train,""Get Well Soon Livewire," "DWO fears NWO," and "Desmond is your DESTINY Logan."
"Crawl Away" by Tool begins to play and the crowd boos as Xania, dressed in a hospital candy striper outfit with torn white stockings, black garter belts holding them up and a black thong visible through her dress, wheels Minister Massacre down to ringside. She hisses at the men jeering her from each side of the arena. She reaches under the ring and pulls out a pair of metal crutches. Minister Massacre uses them to get into the ring, the crowd boos louder as he is handed a microphone and the music stops.

MM: Let me start of by saying that, Brett Logan, is a very special wrestler. So special in fact, that I've decided to hire several special guests for key positions during his handicap match against the tag team champions of the world, the same tag team that Logan and Da Man 2000 mailed it in against, Glory and War Dog. So all of you Logan-a-maniacs out there take a good look at your egomaniac idol. Chances are, the match you're about to see will make the Rodney King beating look like a tickle tunnel.
Now obviously, I will be unable to fully function in my desired capacity as special guest ring enforcer due to the severe beating I took at the hands of the DWO last weekend. I half expected them to spray paint DWO on my back in black paint and Logan to start air-guitaring "Voodoo Chile." Assissting me as special guest ring enforcers will be not one, but TWO men, the same men who will first present Glory and War Dog with their hard-earned CWF tag team championship belts. Allow me to introduce those men.

("Here Comes the Gravediggaz" by the Gravediggaz plays over the PA system and the crowd stands on its feet. Murder One and Black Reign appear under the ring entrance. Both are wearing fine Italian suits and are holding the CWF Tag Team Championship Belts. They enter the ring and receive a standing ovation.)

MM: And introducing Logan's opponents, your CWF Tag Team Champions and representing Asylum, the team of Glory and War Dog!

( A woman's scream sounds over the PA system, then changes into hysterical laughter as "By Demons Be Driven" by Pantera plays and the crowd boos loudly. War Dog and Glory approach ringside. They get inside the ring. Murder One and Black Reign say a few words to each, then hand them the belts and shake their hands. Murder One and Black Reign leave the ring and stand next to the announcer's table with their arms crossed.)

MM: (deadpans) I am dismayed to announce the departure of Michael Torez. He was obviously the glue holding this stable together because while all of us were busy holding titles, he was wisely plotting to leave for a stable where he would not be overshadowed by wrestlers far superior to him. So, taking over as guest ring announcer is the first woman Brett Logan ever kissed who was not related to him or paid for it, my twin sister Xania. (MM hands Xania the mic, then exits and sits in his wheelchair next to the Gravediggers.)

X: Tonight's guest timekeeper is none other than your People's Champion, Guerro Azteca!

("Desperado" by Los Lobos plays and Guerro Azteca walks down to ringside. He sits near the timekeeper's bell and shakes the hands of Murder One and Black Reign)

X: The guest referee for tonight's event is current CWF Heavyweight Champion and the man who will hand Da Man 2000 his ass later on this evening, the Assassin!

("Assassins" by the Insane Clown Posse plays. The Assassin comes out in a referee's shirt and a long black trenchcoat. He bears an evil grin as he walks to ringside. He takes off his coat and points to the Gravediggers. They cross their arms in front of their face in the old Gravedigger sign and Assassin repeats it. A deep voice says "Darkside World Order" before. "Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz begins to play and the crowd rises to its feet. Brett Logan appears at the ring entrance and the crowd stands on its feet and cheers. Before Xania can announce him, he runs and slides into the ring. He starts exchanging blows with the Assassin. The Gravediggers walk over to the side of the ring where Logan is and the rest of Asylum enters the ring.)

Brett Logan versus Glory and War Dog in a Handicap Match

McClure: This cannot be good for Logan. He took on Massacre last week and it looks like Asylum is getting its revenge this week. Where's DWO when you need 'em?

Masterson: The chickens are coming home to roost. Logan is reaping what he has sowed. The pendulum of momentum has swung in Asylum's favor.

Murdock: Someone take Eric's Quote a Day calendar away please?

(Asylum has tied Logan to the turnbuckles with a length of barbed wire. They each hit Logan to see who can make him yell in pain the loudest. Xania walks up to Logan, running her hands over her body. She walks on her hands and knees up to him, then runs her hands down his body. He struggles wildly and the barbs dig into his flesh. She puts a groin claw on Logan and he screams in pain. Xania stands up and holds her thumb and index finger barely an inch apart while Azteca hits Logan's right knee repeatedly with wicked chair shots. The Gravediggers untie Logan and the Assassin puts him in the Assassination and stands him up to suplex him.)

McClure: Looks like Xania is insulting Logan's manhood, or lack thereof. This is just a brutal beating and if Logan weren't DWO, I'd be salivating by now. Speaking of which, here comes DWO now!

(A loud explosion sounds as Blackbird 13, Shawn Temp, Da Man 2000 and Jason Logan begin rapelling from the ceiling to help Logan. Assassin hits an Assassination-suplex on Logan as. DWO unsnap their harness in the ring and a huge brawl erupts. A CWF official begins to ring the bell wildly and a team of CWF referees come down to ringside to break it up.)
--Brett Logan versus War Dog and Glory ruled a no-contest at 6:05--

Masterson: Assassin hit the same move that took out Livewire last week and Logan is holding the back of his neck and is favoring his right knee. Blackbird 13 and Shawn Temp are fighting with the Assassin and War Dog. Glory and Xania attack DM2K and Jason Logan is trading fisticuffs with Guerro Azteca! Jordan Jones and Greg Falling are out here with a team of referees to break it up while EMT's are attending to Brett Logan. They're stabilizing his neck just as a precaution. ("By Demons Be Driven" by Pantera plays again and Asylum leaves ringside while DWO stands near Brett Logan as he is wheeled off on a stretcher.)

McClure: We finally have an update on our superstar, "Livewire" Ken Sparks. In case you missed it last week (The screen shows a replay of the Assassination-suplex the Assassin gave Livewire last week) Sparks was critically injured after he fell awkwardly on his neck last week. He was airlifted to a nearby hospital where he underwent emergency surgery. Sparks suffered (an X-ray shows on the screen) a hairline fracture of the C-3 vertebra. After the match, he complained of a loss of feeling in his extremities. Doctors reset the bone and have set no timetable, if any, for his return. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the Sparks family. We'll be right back.

Masterson: We're back folks and (camera goes backstage) Brett Logan is being loaded into the ambulance by our EMT's and will be driven off to the hospital for further tests. Demoe will escort Logan to the hospital since all of DWO is wrestling tonight. First Livewire, then Logan. This is sick and Asylum has to be stopped. We will keep you updated on Logan's condition as the night progresses.

Murdock: Unfortunately, we have to move on with our next match between Counterfit, Surfer Dude and Michael Torez, who has now unofficially left Asylum and joined up with Niko Rage and the Extreme Icon.

McClure: Torez claims he was the true star of Asylum and now, he's off on his own as the head of a new stable. Surfer Dude has had past glory as a CWF Extreme and Heavyweight Champion and is seeking to recapture that glory. And Counterfit may have something to prove after losing his People's Title to Guerro Azteca last week. But first, Blue the Dog??? God, anything for ratings.

(The CWF fans are shown in confusion giving a mixed reaction to what they see in the ring. The camera turns it’s view towards the ring where you see each of the four sides with a yellow wall. One side of the ring has a roof that cut’s off after about 3 feet. The roof is red in color in is in a tile-like pattern. The decoration on the ring looks like an eerily familiar
house. “The Blue’s Clue’s Theme Song” hits the airwaves. The crowd does not know what to do. Suddenly a man wearing a green horizontally striped shirt comes out with someone in a big blue dog suit. Some of the crowd begins to boo in disgust. The two make their way to the ring where the man in green grabs the mic.)

Man: Hello everybody! My name is Steve and I am here with my dog Blue. Blue is a good puppy and he likes to play games and have fun. So we came to CWF to play games and have fun.

(The crowd boos loudly and begins to throw trash into the ring.)

Steve: Let’s play a game Blue!

Blue: Arf arg! Ra ra ra ra!

Steve: Hmmmm.... Do you see any clue’s Blue?

Blue: Ra Ra Ra Ra.

Steve: Where?

Blue: Ra Arf Arf Ra.

Steve: Oh that’s right. I see that blue paw print on my shoe. It must be
a clue.

Blue: Ra Ra Ra Ra.

Steve: Your right I see one on that fan's rump. Silly guy.

Blue: Arf Arf.

Steve: What’s that? Oh....

(Chris "Loudmouth" Spracher enters the ring with the time bell. It has paw print on it and he rings it three times.)

Steve: That’s our third clue Blue!

Blue: RA RA RA!!!

Steve: I don’t know. I can’t figure out what your gonna do. Your clues
are so tough.

Steve: Hey, I just figured it out! You will kick his rump and win the
match! Wow! We just figured out Blue’s Clue’s! We just figured out Blue’s Clue’s! We just figured out Blue’s Clue’s! And we are really smart!

( A fan walks over the railing and throws a drink on the fan with the paw print. Blue then attacks and knocks him over. Blue does a twist motion over the man like Val Venis and the crowd laughs. Blue goes to the top rope and does a big frog splash. He covers the man and gets the three count. Steve and Blue leave jumping up and down to some laughs, boos, and a few cheers.)

Counterfit versus Surfer Dude versus "Loverboy" Michael Torez in a three-way dance. *First Pinfall Wins

Masterson: Well, that was plenty disturbing. I hope that fan doesn't sue.

Spracher: The following three-way contest is scheduled for one fall. ("Selling the Drama" by Live plays and Surfer Dude comes out to ringside to a mild crowd pop.) Currently approaching ringside, "Surfer Dude" Johnny Shades!

McClure: Shades looks determined, but not half as determined as Logan did when he was trying to fight Asylum by himself. I think he'll be back tonight. Call it a hunch.

Masterson: Are you sick Vanessa? He had deep cuts on his arms and legs, maybe a broken leg, and the Assassin put that damned Assassination-plex on him. He's not coming back tonight.

Spracher: His opponent, from the ghettoes of New York, Counterfit! (Counterfit runs to the ring and begins to fight with Surfer Dude. The crowd roars until "Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays and "Loverboy" Michael Torez comes out, runs into the ring and joins them. Referee Jordan Jones calls for the bell. It rings starting the match.)

Spracher: And the final wrestler in this match up, the current Heavy Metal Champion, the prodigy of Taurus, he is Counterfit!!

( Counterfit rolls down the ramp on his skateboard. He hops off of it and rolls into the ring. All three men start to fight. The bell rings. )

Murdock: Counterfit, Surfer Dude and Torez all start brawling in the center of the ring!

Masterson: Surfer and Torez try to go for a double clothesline on Counterfit but Counterfit ducks and gives them a flying shoulder press.

Murdock: Counterfit picks up Surfer Dude and gives him a snap suplex, nice move by the champion.

Masterson: He may be the champion, but this match is non-title. A wise move by the office with Overdrive only one week away!

Murdock: Torez is up and rolls up Counterfit from behind.

Jordan Jones: One..................

Masterson: Counterfit kicked out. The Dude is up and gives Torez a spin wheel kick. Now he directs his attention to Counterfit.

Murdock: Surfer kicks Countefit and gives him a face buster smack dab in the middle of the ring.

Masterson: He goes to cover but Torez pulls him off, now Torez goes to cover Counterfit but Surfer Dude pulls him off.

Murdock: Torez drop kicks Surfer Dude over the top rope and then he throws Counterfit over too. Both men are down on the outside and what is Torez going to do?

Masterson: I'm not sure but he bounces off the far ropes and , oh man! Suicide Dive onto Counterfit and The Dude! Now all three men are down.

Murdock: It amazes me Eric, the risks that these guys are willing to take all for a piece of gold or for a win, it just amazes me.

Masterson: Same here, but then again, President Vaughn cuts these guys paychecks and their paychecks depend upon the ratings. And we all know ratings depend upon how these guys wrestle.

Murdock: That among other things too. All three men roll back into the ring now. Counterfit is up but the Dude from behind gives him a belly to back suplex. He bridges and tries for a pin.

Jordan Jones: One..................Two....

Masterson: Torez kicks the Dude and breaks the pinfall up. Surfer gets up and Torez gives him a right hand.

Murdock: Surfer goes for a superkick on Torez but misses, Torez jumps up and gives Surfer Dude a huracanrana. Nice move by Torez.

Masterson: Countefit is up and from behind he gives Torez an inverted DDT! He hooks the leg.

Jordan Jones: One..................two....

Murdock: NO, Torez kicks out and now the Dude gives Countefit a inverted jaw breaker and then climbs the top rope.

Masterson: Surfer comes off the top rope with a frog splash! He covers but Torez gives Surfer Dude a senton splash!

Murdock: Wait a minute, Crazy Carl is standing at the entryway. What the hell is he doing here?!

Masterson: Maybe he's taken up wrestler watching, like bird watching.....you know?

Murdock: I don't think so. Carl is laughing, I smell trouble.

Masterson: I don't smell anything. Torez tries to give Counterfit a hurracanrana but he powerbombs him into a cover, Surfer Dude gives Counterfit a headbutt and breaks up the cover.

Murdock: Torez tries to give Surfer Dude a bulldog but he ducks and Torez hits the ropes and the Dude hits the Spinning Wheel kick on Torez! Counterfit is down still and The Dude covers Torez!

Jordan Jones: One.............................Two.........

Masterson: Kickout! Now Counterfit picks up the Dude but Surfer Dude slips free and has a small package roll up on Counterfit!

Jordan Jones: One.............................two......................

Murdock: Crazy Carl is on the apron distracting referee Jordan Jones and Torez hits an asai moonsault the two men. Surfer Dude lets go and is out. It looks like Torez may have injured his ribs, but he makes the cover.

Jordan Jones: One. . . . . . . .Two. . . . . . . . . .Three! (The bell rings and Jones lifts up the hand of Torez)

Spracher: The winner of the match, "Loverboy" Michael Torez!! ("Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays as Torez snatches his hand down and walks toward the ropes.)
--"Loverboy" Michael Torez wins via pinfall at 11:51--

Murdock: Here comes Crazy Carl into the ring and he starts to stomp on Counterfit. Surfer Dude joins in and Torez just watches in delight.

Masterson: Crazy Carl and Surfer Dude, I don't believe this!

Murdock: Here comes Don from outside the ring, he rolls in and...BLACK LIGHTNING KICK on Surfer Dude from behind!! Surfer Dude is down! Surfer Dude is squirming and Don holds him down, Carl has a bag and he pulls out a glass bottle, he breaks it over Surfer Dude's head!

Masterson: The Dude is BUSTED wide open! Now Carl reaches in his breast pocket and pulls out a packet of salt? What the heck is he doing...oh wait a minute fans. He's pouring the salt on the open wounds of Surfer Dude, and The Dude screams in pain. That'll leave a mark.

Murdock: While the referee's break this up, let's go backstage (the camera shoots near the dressing rooms) where Da Man 2000 is angrily looking for his opponent tonight, the Assassin! (DM2K turns over trash cans and kicks backstage props around as the shot fades to ringside.) Looks like a DWO/Asylum war could be in the beginning stages.

McClure: Yeah, well we'll have to put that Asylum/DWO crap on the back burner for right now. Next, we have a match between a couple people who shouldn't give a good damn about Asylum, a three-way dance between The Padded One, Niko Rage and my man, Shawn Temp! No staring at the front of Shawn's tights ladies.

The Padded One versus Shawn Temp versus Niko Rage *Three-way dance

Spracher: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a three-way dance!

("N 2 Gether Now" by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the speaker system)

Spracher: Introducing first, from, weighing in at 265 lbs, Niko Rage!!!

(Niko Rage appears from behind the curtain. He makes
his way to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He stands in
the corner and awaits his opponents)

Spracher: And from New York City, New York, weighing in at, The Padded One!!!

Masterson: I thought Vanessa's bra was the Padded One?

(The Padded One's music plays as TPO appears on the
stage. He is acting like a maniac, babbling and waving his arms in the
air. He makes his way to the ring, but doesn't go in. He waits on the
outside, greeting the fans...)

Spracher: And finally, representing the DWO, from Silver Springs,
Nevada, weighing in at 231 lbs., Shawn Temp!!!

("HeartBreaker" by Mariah Carey plays on the speakers as Shawn Temp appears to a chorus of boos. Unaffected, Temp struts to the ring, walks by the announcers' table, and blows Vanessa a kiss. He then enters the ring. The referee signals for the match to begin,and the bell rings)

McClure: Awww, isn't my Shawn sweet?

Masterson: Yeah, sure. Temp and Rage to start it off here, tie up, and Rage backs Temp up into a corner. The ref calling for a clean break, and Temp takes advantage with a quick thumb to the eyes of
Rage, and he follows that up with a nice Bulldog. Temp very pleased with himself, is now posing for the crowd.

Murdock: Oh, please, I just had dinner!

McClure: (scowling) You're just jealous! Shawn Temp is a pe... Look Out
Shawn!

Masterson: And it looks like The Padded One saw an opening and took it, hitting a beautiful release German Suplex on Temp.
Padded One with a maniacal look in his eyes, stomping away on Temp.
Temp is forced to slide out of the ring for a breather.

Murdock: Pad now focuses his attention on Niko Rage who
is getting up. Padded One with a few chops to the chest of Rage,
Irish Whip, reversal, great Knee Smash on Rage, who set up way to early for that Backbody Drop and left himself wide open. Rage staggering a bit, and Padded One hits a picture perfect Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex!

McClure: Great move!

Murdock: The Padded One goes for Rage, but Rage with a blatant Low Blow! Rage is back up slowly, but still faster than TPO. Rage sets him up, and a nice Running Powerbomb by Niko! Padded One is slow to his feet, and Rage meets him and goes for an Irish Whip, reversal, and The Padded One hits with a Samoan Drop! Padded One back in control!

Masterson: Padded One now runs to the ropes, but gets tripped up by Shawn Temp from behind! Temp pulls The Padded One to the outside and goes for a big right hand, but The Padded One blocks it and retaliates! Temp tries again, but TPO once again blocks and responds with a right hand of his own. Temp is out on his feet!

McClure: Come on Shawn! You can do it!

Murdock: The Padded One now scoops up Shawn Temp, and
down he goes on the concrete floor! Padded One goes up on the apron and signals for an elbow drop, but Rage from behind sends Padded One flying, crashing into the steel security rails!

Masterson: Rage climbing the turnbuckle while Temp gets up, and Rage goes for a crossbody block, but is instead met with a well timed dropkick by Shawn Temp!

McClure: Whoo hoo! He's getting a little something special tonight just
for pulling off that move.

Masterson: I don't think it counts as something special if almost EVERY guy in the Arena has gotten it from you before, Vanessa.

McClure: Shut up!

Murdock: Back to the match, Shawn Temp is now in the ring, and now Padded One and Rage are getting in. Temp focuses on The Padded One, stomping away, and quickly hitting a Pulling Piledriver!

Masterson: Now Temp goes after Rage, but Rage fighting back! They're trading rights and lefts, but Niko with a kick to the stomach, and a quick Snap Suplex! Elbow Drop now on Shawn Temp. Temp is down.

Murdock: And out of nowhere The Padded One almost Spears Rage out of his boots! Now Rage is down!

McClure: Wow, Padded One with an impressive move and he now has Rage right where he wants him!

Masterson: Padded One picks up Rage, waistlock, and a German Suplex! But Padded One is holding on, ala Chris Benoit, and there he goes again! Still holding him, and now he hits a third German Suplex, this time with a bridge, going for the pin!

Falling: One....... Two.....

Masterson: Kickout by Rage! Rage just kicked out, but I don't think he'll
be getting up soon.

McClure: Look, look, my Shawn is up, and he's sneaking up behind The
Padded One! TPO is turning around, and there it is!!! Shawn's Superkick!!! It's over! Cover!

Falling: One........ Two......... Th

Murdock: And Niko Rage breaks up the count just in the nick of time! Wow, that was close!

McClure: No, no!!! He had the win, damn it!

Masterson: But now Rage is going for the cover!

Falling: One........ Two..

Murdock: And Shawn breaks it up now, and Temp is obviously upset and frustrated. He's yelling at Rage and pushes him, Rage yelling back and retaliates!

Masterson: We all know the history between Temp and Rage, once Tag Team Partners, friends even, and now forced to compete against each other.

Murdock: Yes, and there's no love lost in that slap from Rage! That resonated thru the building! And Rage Irish Whips Temp to the ropes,
and a huge Lariat by Rage!

Masterson: And here comes The Padded One, attacking Temp with Mounted Punches! Shades of Stone Cold. Now Padded One and Rage double-teaming Temp, nice Double Suplex! They quickly pick Temp back up, Irish Whip,and this time they toss him outside!!!
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Murdock: Now Rage trying to take advantage, but misses the clothesline. Padded One tries for some sort of move, but Rage quickly gets him into a side headlock. He kicks TPO in the gut, turns him around and hits a Downward Spiral. Here's Greg Falling for the count.

Falling: One......... Two......... Three!!! (The bell rings and "N 2 Gether Now" plays again. Falling raises Rage's hand in victory.)

Spracher: The winner of the match, Niko Rage!! (The camera plays a split screen of the final moments of the match.)

--Niko Rage wins via pinfall at 10:20--

Murdock: We see a replay of the Downward Spiral Niko Rage executed to capture the win. Great technical move. And here comes. . .Blackbird 13? (Blackbird 13 comes out to the ramp with a mic.)

BB13: Hey, brother, War Dog told me to tell you that he wants to meet you backstage to set up a tag team! Come on man, this is your chance!!

(The Padded One gets out of the ring and runs right past Blackbird to go to the back for his meeting with War Dog. The camera follows where all the DWO, sans Shawn Temp, jumps the Padded One with ball bats,
lead pipes, and anything else available. They walk off, leaving him in a heap. Blackbird looks at the camera as the rest of the DWO walk away.)

BB13: See, that is my own brother, Asylum, imagine what I`d do to you. Oh, and brother, that`s how much anyone cares about you, no one does!!! War Dog doesn`t like you, I don`t like you, and everyone hates you, so go somewhere and get out of my face.
Quote the Blackbird

Nevermore.... (Blackbird drops the mic and slowly follows the DWO
guys that have already started to leave.)

Masterson: That was sick, the guy attacking his own flesh and blood. Speaking of flesh and blood, I'm getting word from backstage that DM2K has arrived at the Assassin's dressing room. Let's go backstage once again.

(DM2K knocks hard on the door of the Assassin, then forces it open with his foot. The door splinters and the room is empty.)

Masterson: Looks like DM2K isn't going to stop until he gets his hands on the CWF Heavyweight Champion. We'll be right back with the Intercontitnental Title match.

Lucifer Crowley versus "Hellrazor" Kevin Kirrkland
*Intercontinental Title Match

Spacher: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the
CWF Intercontinental Championship!! ("Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy Osbourne hits the PA system, and Crowley comes out from behind the curtain. He enters the ring and stands in his corner, awaiting Kirkland) Ladies and gentleman.....the current CWF Intercontinental Champion, LUCIFER CROWLEY!!

(Kirkland's music hits the PA. And Kirkland comes from behind the curtain. He has a smile and hits the ring quickly and attacks Crowley before the announcer even has a chance to announce him. Referee Mike Rotch calls for the bell.)

Masterson: JESUS!! That was quick....Kirkland hit the ring and is on the offense quickly!! He just nailed Crowley right in the jaw!! Off the ropes...and knocks him down with a clothesline!! Kirkland picks up Crowley by the hair and goes for the suplex...

Murdock: NO!! REVERSAL!! Crowley turns it into a suplex of his own. He picks him up and whips him into the corner....Crowley chasing, and hits him right in the breadbasket with a knee!!

McClure: That hurts!! Maybe Ozz.....I mean Crowley wouldn't be a bad addition to the DWO? I think I could blo...I mean...talk his way into it.

Murdock: THAT'S SICK!! Damn you....anyway....Crowley still on the offense, and plants Kirkland with a DDT!! COVER....

Falling: 1. . . .2

Murdock: NO!! KICKOUT!! Crowley almost retained the title!!

Masterson: I don't think that Kirkland can take much more of these high impact moves!! Crowley to the second turnbuckle, and OH!! He hit him with an elbow!! But he's not going for the cover, a rookie mistake!!

McClure: I think we need to teach the rookie a little thing or too...

Murdoch: Umm...ok....anyway...Kirkland is up, and Crowley has him by the hair....he irish whips him to the ropes, and Crowley ducked his head down, only to be booted in the face!! Crowley's checking his nose for blood!!

Masterson: DAMN!! Kirkland is all over Crowley now, punching and kicking Crowley into the corner!! He whips him to the corner, and Crowley bounces off and stumbles toward the center of the ring!!

Murdock: BULLDOG!! Cover....

Falling: 1. . . . 2. . . . . . . .

Murdock: THR.....NO!!! That close to crowning a new champion here tonight, and Kirkland is obviously frustrated!! Kirkland picks him up and drops him on his head in a poor attempt at a powerbomb!! That's gotta hurt!!

Masterson: You're damn right that's gotta hurt!! He dropped him right on the f@#@in' head!! Cover by Kirkland

Falling: 1. . . . . 2. . . . .

Masterson: NO!! DAMNIT!! He almost had him....another close count!! BUT CROWLEY IS UP AND HITS KIRKLAND RIGHT IN THE GONADS!!! WOW!!

Murdock: I'm sure that hurt's a lot more than the dropping of the head!! Crowley is up now, placing boots to the head of Kirkland. Crowley going to the outside....

McClure:Where the hell is going?

Masterson: I see, I see, he's going for the chair!! Referee's back is
turned....what's he looking at?

Murdock:That fan?!! SHE'S FLASHING THE REFEREE!!

Masterson: That was only a split second, but enough for Kirkland to see the chair coming toward his face. He kicks him in the gut and powerbombs him onto the chair! Oh my God! Kirkland kicks the chair out of the ring and conveniently, Falling turns around for the count. Cover....

Falling: 1. . . . . 2. . . . .3!

McClure: We have a new champion! New Intercontinental Champion!! Here's the official word from Chris "Loudmouth" Spracher.

Spracher: Here is your winner.....and NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, "HELLRAZOR" KEVIN KIRKLAND.

--"Hellrazor" Kevin Kirkland wins via pinfall at 13:22--

Masterson: It all goes back to that fan who flashed Crowley, as she's being escorted out of the arena. . .wait a minute. . .that's Xania! Massacre's twin sister is the one who flashed Crowley! He sees her on the CWF-Tron and he's pissed. He's going through the crowd and slaps Xania as they take her away.

Murdock: Well, next there is our tag match between the team of Blackjack/Jason Logan and Travis Titan/Blackbird 13. Let's go to ringside and Chris Spracher.

Travis Titan and Blackbird 13 versus Blackjack and Jason Logan

Spracher: Our next contest, is a special tag team attraction. ("White Coma", by Marilyn Manson begins to play, and the crowd begins to boo.)

The first team, at a combined weight of over 450 pounds, Blackjack and Jason Logan.

McClure: This is an odd pairing, but will be interesting in that Blackjack and Logan don't like Travis Titan.

Masterson: Also, the recent non-participation of BB13 in DWO activities.

Murdock: Yes!

McClure: Harumph.

Spracher: ("Down Came a Blackbird starts to play slowly) Team 2, weighing in at more than 475 pounds, from Chicago and Steilacoom, Washington respectively, T2, Travis Titan, and BlackBird 13. (They enter the ring to a mixture of boos and cheers. The bell rings and the contest begins)

Masterson: Here we go.

Murdock: BB13 is in the ring with uh ...

McLure: Tie up, arm bar go behind by Logan, into a headlock.

Masterson: Logan walks him around, picking him up for a belly to back suplex.

Murdock: BB13 flips backwards over Logan and lands on his feet, dropkicking Logan into T2.

McClure: T2 punches Logan in the face, Logan falls back into BB13, BB13 punches Logan in the back.

Masrerson: Logan turns and BB13 backdrops him.

Murdock: BB13 tags T2, and he quickly grabs the arm of Logan in an arm bar. He lifts Logan up by the arm and walks him to his corner. Tags off to BB13.

Masterson: T2 straightens Logans arm and BB13 axehandles it.

McClure: BB13 kicks Logan in the stomach and armwhips into the ropes.

Murdock: Logan ducks the clothesline and stops, he kicks BB13 in the stomach and puts him on his shoulders .. DEATH VALLEY DRIVER.

Masterson: Logan is exhausted and doesn’t make the cover, instead he tags in .. Blackjack.

Murdock: Blackjack mounts the top rope and leg drops BB13.

Masterson: BB13 is in bad shape, T2 is reaching for a tag.

McClure: Blackjack picks BB13 up by the ear and clubs him on the neck.

Murdock: He’s trying to weaken BB13s neck for the Royal Flush.

Masterson: Blackjack whips BB13 into his corner, tags out, then runs across the ring and slaps T2.

McClure: T2 comes through the ropes and the ref charges to stop him. Double team time.

Murdock: Blackjack is choking BB13 with the tag rope while Jason kicks him in the stomach.

Masterson: Finally T2 leaves the ring and the ref comes over to break up the double team.

McClure: Blackjack tags back in and continues the assault on BB13.

Murdock: Blackjack stops and BB13 stumbles forward, falling on his face.

Masterson: Blackjack sits on BB13s back and puts him in the camel clutch.

McClure: BB13 is in pain here, just like he should be.

Murdock: T2 is reaching for the tag, but even his long arms are too far from BB13.

Masterson: The ref is asking BB13 if he wants to give, it sounds like he is saying no.

McClure: I think I heard him calling for his mother.

Murdock: Blackjack breaks the hold and walks over to tag Jason.

Masterson: But he left BB13 alone .. and T2 just dragged him toward the corner.

McClure: The tag is made, it’s T2 and Jason.

Murdock: T2 tees off with a roundhouse left, then right, then left, Jason is down.

Masterson: T2 picks him up and DDT, he goes for a quick cover.

McClure: 1 -2 - kickout by Jason.

Murdock: T2 picks jason up by the hair and armwhips him into the ropes, DROPKICK.

Masterson: Elbow Drop to the chest, leg drop to the throat.

McClure: T2 picks Jason up and bodyslams him.

Murdock: BB13 looks awake again and calls for the tag, T2 makes it and holds Jason for BB 13.

Masterson: BB13 rushes into the ring and tries to clothesline Jason, but hits T2, then dropkicks Blackjack off the apron.

Murdock: Oh, as the Blackbird turns. Wait, no, he's apologizing to T2.

Masterson: Jason hits T2 from behind, Blackbird fights a smile and grabs Jason's arm.

McClure: He whips Jason into the ropes and spinkicks him, Jason falls through the ropes.

Murdock: That’s right where Blackjack was, but I can’t see if Jason landed on him.

Masterson: Jason crawls back into the ring, he’s lying flat on his face, hurt badly.

McClure: BB13 body slams him and climbs to the top rope, he’s going for the Senton Bomb.

Murdock: Oh, but Jason moves ..

Masterson: BB13 landed square on his tailbone. Jason tags Blackjack, he accidentally trips Blackjack on the way into the ring .. but holds his hands up like, "I'm Sorry".

McClure: Blackjack gets back up .. Jason is smiling in the corner .. Blackjack picks Blackbird up and POWERBOMBS him. BB13 is out cold.

Murdock: Blackjack is trying to drag him to his feet , but BB13 is knocked out.

McClure: Sweet.

Murdock: He is stomping BB13, he lays him across the bottom rope .. now he’s going to the top ropes, T2 is going nuts outside the ring.

Masterson: Guillotine Leg Drop.

McClure: Blackjack snuck up behind T2 and pulled him off the apron, the two start to brawl outside the ring.

Murdock: The ref runs over to the two to break them up.

Masterson: Jason grabs a chair and slams it across BB13s back, BB13 is hurt bad here.

McClure: Jason slides the chair out of the ring just as the ref breaks the two outside the ring up.

Murdock: The ref backs Jason into a corner and is yelling at him. Jason puts his hands up.

Masterson: But BB13 is starting to inch toward his corner.

McClure: The ref is interrupting this match especially if BB13 ...

Murdock: BB13 makes the tag.

Masterson: T2 runs across the ring and punches Jason from behind the refs back.

McClure: BB13 falls off the apron.

Murdock: T2 grabs Jason’s hair and drags him to the middle of the ring.

Masterson: He stomps Jason’s face.

McClure: Blackjack runs in and misses T2 with a clothesline, T2 turns and kicks him in the gut. Powerbomb.

Murdock: T2 stomps Jason and leg drops him. Both Logan and Blackjack are down.

Masterson: T2 goes to the top rope, MOONSAULT.

McClure: T2 goes for the pin on Blackjack.

Murdock: 1-2-3 the ref counts three, Blackjack is pinned. Let's get the official word.

(The bell rings repeatedly as T2 gets up.)
--Blackbird 13 and Travis Titan win via pinfall at 11:38--

Masterson: BB13 attacks Travis Titan, but Titan and Blackjack pick up the win.

McClure: Jason attacks Blackjack, ha ha.

Murdock: That damn DWO.

Masterson: T2 and Blackjack are fighting back.

McClure: It's a Pier 6 brawl, starring the DWO.

Murdock: The leader of DWO is back, after weeks, he is really back. Let's go to replay. (The replay shows match replays of BB13 kicking T2 and Logan clotheslining Blackbird.) Team divisiveness really played a part in this match.

Murdock: Moving right along, we've got two matches left tonight, the non-title matchup between the Assassin and DM2K and the Elimination-style match between Crazy Carl, Guerro Azteca, The Con and the Extreme Icon which is coming up next.

Crazy Carl "Master of the Custodial Arts" Benton versus "The Insane Luchador" Guerro Azteca versus The Con versus the Extreme Icon
*Elimination Style Three-Way Match for the People's Title

Spracher: The following four-way contest is for the scheduled for one fall. ("In Jail" by the Fat Boys plays). Coming to the ring from Rikers Island, at a height of 6" 5' and weighing 265 lbs., The Con! (The Con enters the ring to a chorus of boos. His music stops and "Killing in the Name of" by Rage Against the Machine begins)

Murdock: I'm surprised about The Con's participation in a People's Title match, do you think this is a sign if matches to come?

Masterson: CWF officials are giving chances to everyone nowadays, it is part of the new regime .. wrestlers CAN get ahead now.

Spracher: The second contestant, from Boston, Massachusetts at a height of 6" 1' and weighing 230 lbs., Extreme Icon! (Icon enters the ring to a chorus of boos. His music stops and "Inside Out" by Anthrax, plays)

Spracher: The third challenger, coming to the ring from Cincinnati, Ohio, at a height of 6" 4' and weighing 235 lbs., Crazy Carl! (Carl enters the ring to a chorus of hometown cheers. His music stops.)

McLure:Carl had a great match against Counter Fit last week, but it was interfered in by that piece of crap Surfer Dude, Carl would have had the skateboard and the belt if not for his interference.

Murdock: And the Icon, he is truly hardcore.

Spracher: And finally, from Acapulco, Mexico at a height of 6" 1' and weighing 252 lbs., Member of Asylum and the CWF People's champion, Guererro Azteca!

Masterson: Azteca beat your man DM2K last week, didn't he Vanessa?

McLure: Harumph. (Crosses her arms, and the cameras focus in on the ring again. Azteca enters the ring to a chorus of boos. His music stops and the bell rings)

Murdock: Carl takes a step toward Azteca, The Con spears him in the side.

Masterson: Flying headscissors on Icon, by Azteca. And now on The Con. And now on Carl. The three challengers are put down quick.

(Azteca moves back into the corner and raises his arms to a chorus of boos)

McLure: Everyone is up again and facing eachother from the four corners.

Murdock: Icon locks up with Carl. The Con locks up with Azteca.

Masterson: Azteca grabs Con's arm and wrings him around for achicken wing. Con is dancing on his toes to relieve the pressure.

McLure: Icon kicks Carl in the stomach, Carl is down. No, Carl low blows Icon... DDT!!!

Murdock: The ref runs over for a count, but Icon has his leg on the ropes.

Masterson: The Con runs over and helps Icon up ... arm whip to the corner.

McLure: Azteca with a sumersault back splash in the corner. Con with the running splash. Carl with the superkick. Icon is stumbling forward .. he's down.

Murdock: Azteca goes for the cover .. 1-2.

Masterson: Carl pulls him off and goes for the cover ..1-2.

McLure: The Con pulls him off, Azteca starts brwaling with Carl .. the cover 1-2-KICKOUT by Extreme Icon!

Murdock: Carl punches Azteca in the face and goes behind him for Belly to back suplex .. no, Azteca reverses, he goes for the .. no, Carl reverses .. Azteca's neck hits the mat hard.

Masterson: The Icon has The Con up .. he sets him up in the corner in the Tree of Woe. He's sliding out of the ring, he's grabbing a chair!

McLure: Carl is helping Azteca up after the stomping he just gave him .. arm whip to the ropes .. Flying Bodypress .. no, he misses. Azteca runs to the corner .. from the second rope a Hurricanrana.

Murdock: The ref is outside the ring now, he's stopping Icon from getting the chair. The Con is still tied up in the corner.

Masterson: Carl's head is caught .. but he's stopping Azteca from flipping him .. he's turned it into a running powerbomb, over the top rope .. Azteca didn't let go either .. both men fall over the top rope, they're dazed on the outside.

McLure: The ref stopped Icon from using the chair, but he just did a baseball slide into The Con's face. The ref is trying to pull him off The Con.

Murdock: Azteca and Carl are getting up outside the ring. Carl bodyslams Azteca onto the table. Carl is going to the ring apron. ... He going to drop an elbow .. Azteca moves, Carl crashes through the table.

Masterson: Icon picks up The Con, whips him to the.. no, The Con reversed it ... Icon crashes into the corner.

McLure: Azteca is ramming Carl's head into the railing. The ref comes over and finally starts to count.

Murdock: Icon rushes out of the corner and clotheslines Con . Con is still standing .. he stumbles into the ref, the ref is stopping his count, he's been knocked down.

Masterson:Icon is taking advantage of the downed ref .. he's throwing Con out of the ring and following.

McLure: Azteca jumps up on the ring apron .. but Carl steps out of range.

Murdock: Carl slams Azteca's head into the steel steps and throws him back in the ring.

Masterson: The Con and Icon are playing dueling chairs outside, it's like a swordfight with steel chairs.

McLure: The ref is staggering back up.

Murdock: Carl climbs to the top rope .. but Azteca is up ... he low blows Carl, Carl is down on the mat.

Masterson: Azteca climbs to the top rope he looks at Carl .. he sees the other two outside ... CORKSCREW PLANCHA .. he takes out Icon and the Con.

McLure: Carl is back up .. he's on the top rope FROGSPLASH!!! He lands on Azteca, Icon and The Con. All four men are outside the ring, the ref is counting, but he slips and falls down again.

Murdock: Carl is up first .. he tries to throw Con into the ring, but Azteca is trying at the same time .. a TUG OF WAR has started, starring The Con as rope.

Masterson: The Icon is up .. he hits Azteca with a chair and throws him into the ring.

McLure: Carl hits Icon with a chair and slides back into the ring.

Murdock: Carl starts to climb the ropes, with his back to the corner. Azteca is still down and the Con is in the ring.

Masterson: The Con is up, he runs at Carl ...

McLure: Hurricanrana .. no!

Murdock: Carl catches him again ... he turns it into a piledriver .. That was the PIPELINE PLUNGER! The Con is down.

Masterson: Carl makes the cover.

McLure: 1-2-3.

(The ref signals for the bell. He points to the Con, who leaves the ring.)

Spracher: The Con has just been eliminated. --The Con was elimintaed via pinfall at 6:02--

Murdock: So we're down to the Icon, Azteca and Crazy Carl. Icon is now in the ring and begins to attack Crazy Carl. Azteca is stirring and he's climbing the turnbuckle and aiming for Crazy Carl. Azteca jumps off and hits a 450 splash on the Icon. Crazy Carl moved out of the way just in time! Azteca looked like he mighta knocked the wind out of himself. Carl makes the cover.

Ref: 1. . . . . .2. . . . . .3! (The bell rings and the ref points to the Extreme Icon.)

Spracher: The Extreme Icon has just been eliminated.
--The Extreme Icon is eliminated via pinfall at 6:13--

Masterson: So that leaves us with Crazy Carl and Azteca. Carl is sensing victory here, but Azteca is chopping wildly at his gut, then hits an X-Factor. Several quick legdrops by the People's Champion and the crowd is going wild.

Murdock: Azteca heads up to the top for a flying cross body. . . NO! Carl catches him and puts him in position for the PIPELINE PLUNGER! He hit it. New People's Champion. New People's Champion!

Ref: 1. . . . . . .2. . . . . . . 3! (Azteca kicks out a second too late. The bell rings and Crazy Carl is handed the People's Belt by the ref, who also raises his hand)

Spracher: The winner of the match and NEW CWF People's Champion, Crazy Carl "Master of the Custodial Arts" Benton! (Azteca is visibly angry and argues with the ref, who contends his three-count was not fast)
--Crazy Carl wins via pinfall at 7:15--

McClure: A little controversy at the end, but Benton picks up the win and the People's Belt. You have to like this kid.

Masterson: We're running close to the wire here. Next up is our CWF champion the Assassin against Da Man 2000. One is from DWO the other from Asylum. Makes for interesting TV, eh? Let's go to ringside.

The Assassin versus Da Man 2000 *Non-title

Spracher: The following match is set for one fall, and is the MAIN EVENT!!!!!!

(“Assassins” by ICP plays as The Assassin walks out onto the rampway to a sea of boos. He stands there for a second, than starts to make his way to the ring. He is wearing a black trenchcoat and a black Slipknot shirt. The camera gets a close up shot of his scar on his face. He grins as he rolls into the ring.)

Spracher: Coming to the ring first, he is the Leader of Asylum, and the current CWF World Heavyweight Champion!! He is the man that took out Livewire Ken Sparks, the master of the Assassination!! He is, THE ASSASSIN!!!!!

(“Assassins” by ICP continues to play as The Assassin climbs up on the apron, and over the ropes into the ring. The fans still booing, his music stops.)

(As the lyrics of Da Man 2000's music hits the sound system, the fans erupt into cheers as the lights go out and neon green lasers begin to flash all around and smoke fills the air. Neon green pyros begin to go off around the top of the ramp and make a trail all the way down to the ring. They continue around the ring until one big explosion occurs in the ring and DA MAN 2000 is seen in the middle of the ring with his arms folded wearing his wrestling attire and a pair of jet black Versace glasses)

Spracher: Now in the ring, standing at 7 feet and 320 pounds, DA MAN 2000!!!!!

(Da Man throws his hands up as his name is called, and the fans go nuts again. The Assassin hops back in the ring and heads for Da Man 2000 as the bell rings)

McLure: Man, what an entrance for Da Man 2000! The fans love this guy!

Masterson: Hey, isn't that Diamond Mine at ringside? He's friends with DM2K and must be here to lend him support. Well, the one man who doesn’t like him, The Assassin, is heading for him.

Murdock: The two grapple, and Assassin puts Da Man in a headlock submission. Da Man is whipped to the ropes by the Assassin, and he comes back with a HUGE clothesline on the Assassin.

Murdock: Assassin gives up a lot of size to the 7 footer, 7 full inches!

Masterson: That may be true, but Brett Logan, a man who is only 1 inch taller than The Assassin, and almost a hundred pounds less, beat this man just weeks ago. Don’t count out the World Champ just yet!

McLure (in a trance): 7 inches......

(Masterson and Murdock both look at Vanessa as she continues to repeat what she just said. Murdock waves his hand in front of Vanessa and her eyes don’t move one bit. Masterson snaps his fingers and she comes back)

McLure: Um...yeah, that’s right, The Assassin can’t be counted out yet, he can make up for those....(in the trance again) 7 inches.....

Masterson: Just ignore her, she will be back in a sec!

Murdock: The Assassin up and him and Da Man exchange rights and lefts, and Assassin ends them with a kick to the stomach. Assassin twists his arm, and yanks him straight to the ground!

McLure: What Power by the Assassin!

Masterson: Assassin, drops to the ground and applys a Crippler Crossface to Da Man 2000. Da Man tries to stand up, and when he does, The Assassin lets go.

Murdock: The Assassin grabs Da Man by the hair and lifts him to his feet. He goes to the ropes, and comes back with a clothesline, that takes Da Man down a peg or two.

McLure: Da Man 2000 getting up now, Assassin kicks him and hits a flying clothesline from the ring ropes, Da Man 2000 goes down but gets back up again.

Masterson: One more time for Assassin, but this time Da Man 2000 grabs the Assassin by the throat. He lifts him up, ands YES! Chokeslam on the Assassin. What strength by DM2K!

Murdock: The Assassin is getting up, somewhat dazed and Da Man trys to grab him again but the Assassin elbows him in the stomach. Assassin grabs him, and gives Da Man a DDT!

McLure: Assassin quickly brings Da Man back to his feet, and he gets up and, WHOA! Fallaway Slam by The Assassin! Excellent move!

Masterson: So far, little action, but a great match folks! Assassin is showing us right here why he's the Champion, relying on a variety of moves. Assassin is not usually the smaller man in matches.

Murdock: Da Man 2000 back to this feet and The Assassin grabs his arm and whips him into the ropes. Da Man comes back, and The Assassin hits him with a BIG boot followed by a spear that sends Da Man straight down!

McLure: Da Man, slow to get up as The Assassin yells at the crowd a little. Assassin turns back to Da Man, and he is surprised with Da Man’s huge arms! Da Man lifts him up in a choke hold!

Masterson: How long is he gonna hold the big man up there!?

Murdock: Da Man throws The Assassin down,and bends over trying to catch his breath.

McLure: Assassin back to his feet, and Da Man catches him up with a nice Sidewalk Slam! Pin by Da Man!

Ref: 1......2.....

Masterson: Kick out by by The Assassin. Da Man seems happy for some reason. He has a big smile on his face!

Murdock: Assassin back up, and he ducks under a clothesline by Da Man 2000. He grabs him from behind and YES! Backbody drop by The Assassin! What strength.

McLure: The Assassin goes back down and locks on a Texas Cloverleaf on Da Man 2000. Can he turn him over!?

Masterson: I think he’s got him...NO! Da Man kicks Assassin away! Da Man up and he runs at The Assassin and OH MY GOD!! Clothesline that sends both men over the top rope to the floor!

Murdock: Man, what action we are seeing here tonite!

McLure: Both men up and they start to exchange rights and lefts again. The
Assassin blocks one from Da Man, and kicks him in the stomach. NO!!!

Masterson: Oh my god! Did you see that? Assassin hopped up on the ring apron, and came off with a Leg drop to the back of Da Man’s head!

Murdock: That move is better known as a Fame-ouser if Im not mistaken.

Masterson: You are right, but I liked it the way I said it thank you.

McLure: Ouch!

Masterson: Da Man up now, and a little groggy after that last move by the Assassin. The Assassin grabs Da Man and whips him into the Steel Steps!!! That had to hurt!

Murdock: Da Man to his knees now and Assassin goes over and tries to take advantage of that. The ref outside trying to get the men back inside the ring, but they aren’t listening.

McLure: Assassin steps over Da Man, and locks on a chin lock from there. Assassin trys to apply more pressure, but instead Da Man pushes Assassin off, and right into the turnbuckle pole!!!

Masterson: Damn! What a counter by Da Man 2000. Both men up, and a little woosy. Assassin grabs Da Man and trys to whip him towards the steel steps, but Da Man counters and sends Assassin flying into the steps. He hit his knee on it and went flying over!

Murdock: Da Man walking over to The Assassin as is the ref. I think the Assassin is in major pain. He hit his knee on the steps, and he seems to be holding his knee.

McLure: Da Man don’t care! He grabs The Assassin and lifts him up to his feet. He grabs him and walks him over towards us. HE'S COMING TOWARDS US!!!

Masterson: Da Man trys to hit Assassin’s head on the table, but Assassin counters and elbows Da Man. Assassin slams Da Man’s head on the table. Da Man seems dazed. Assassin rolls him back in the ring, and he follows.

Murdock: What a match this has been so far! These two men refuse to give up! We’ve only had one pin!

McLure: Don’t speak so soon, pin by the Assassin.

Ref: 1......2......

Masterson: Kickout by Da Man! That was so close to a 3 count!

Murdock: Assassin to his knees, and he grabs Da Man 2000, and puts him in a Sleeper Hold! Assassin lays down while in the Sleeper Hold!

McLure: Come on Da Man, get up!!

Masterson: The ref walks over to the two men, and he asks Da Man if he wants to give up! Da Man screams "Hell No" but he sounded to be in great pain.

Murdock: The ref continues to ask him, but nothing but no from Da Man, who seems to be losing consciousness!

McLure: The ref lifts up Da Man’s arm, and drops it. It goes straight down!

Ref: 1

Masterson: The ref holds a 1 up for everyone to see. He raises Da Man’s arm up again, and drops it. Straight down again.

Ref: 2

Murdock: The ref raises two fingers this time, and grabs Da Man’s hands again. He raises it and drops it, but this time Da Man keeps his hand up! This match isn’t over yet!

McLure: Da Man to his knees, Assassin still has that sleeper hold on! Da Man to his feet, and he elbows Assassin. Assassin lets go, and Da Man trys to elbow him, but he misses, and Da Man grabs his legs, and trips him up!

Masterson: Da Man's got Assassin up and hits the Millenium! Here's the cover.

Ref: 1. . . . .2. . . . . . . 3! (The bell rings)
--Da Man 2000 wins via pinfall at 12:38--

Spracher: The winner of the match, Da Man 2000! ("Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays as a huge red pyro goes off. The lights come back on, as Brett Logan is seen standing at the rampway. The fans start to go wild as they see him)

McLure: OH MY GOD! I thought he had a broken leg and an injured neck! What is he doing here?

Masterson: I don't know, I thought he was at the hospital. He must of found some way back! He's here, but where is DWO?

(The Assassin meets a limping Brett Logan on the rampway and the two exchange puches. Assassin grabs him by the throat, and trys for a chokeslam, but Da Man 2000 grabs him from behind. Assassin lets go, and when he looks back at Brett, Brett puts his arm up around his neck, and lands a Smackdown on The Assassin. Brett kneels on one knee pointing at Assassin and yells at him.)

Murdock: Folks, all hell just broke out, this is amazing. Brett injured by the Assassination and all those chair shots to the knee, comes back and gives The Assassin a Smackdown. I love it!

Masterson: Yeah, and next week those two men will face each other in a Hell in a Cell match for the World Title. Folks, its going to be awesome, we are out of time, we'll see you at CWF Overdrive. Goodnight!

Special Thanks To: All matchwriters for getting everything in relatively on time. See you next week.