[The camera fades into a scene outside of the CWF Arena. A black limo
pulls up and then another one pulls up behind it. The driver gets out and
opens the door to the first one and Da man 2000 steps out wearing his
black sunglasses and in his street clothes. The camera moves to the
second limo, and Brett Logan walks out and points to Da Man. The two
walk together to the door of the arena, and are met by Erache Bruschoff
at the door. Da Man and Brett stand there as Bruschoff tells them about
some kind of conference of some kind. Brett smiles as does Da Man 2000,
and the 3 walk into the arena, and the camera fades to black]
[The camera moves to scenes of some of the CWF�s most known wrestlers
doing their finishers on other wrestlers. After this the camera goes to black,
and the CWF SNS logo comes on screen. The camera than moves into
the sold out CWF Arena where the fans are going wild. The camera pans
the arena looking at such signs as �Is Vince In charge of the CWF�, �I
wanna see Vanessa�s Puppies� and �The Assassin will never lose (Because
he will never wrestle)�. The camera moves to the CWF commentators,
Matt Murdock, Eric Masterson, and Vanessa McLure. They start the show]
Eric: Welcome folks to yet another edition of Sunday Night Slam, the fame
and fortune of the CWF!!
Matt: That�s right, and boy do we have some matches for you tonite. You
will see �Hellrazor� Kevin Kirkland make his comeback against The
Padded One. You will also see newcomers Wes vs Durrango vs Con!
Vanessa: That�s not all either! You will also see Michael Torez take on
some guy named The Blue Dog, Da Man 2000 defend his peoples title
against Guerrero Azteca and Blackjack will take on Travis Titan.
Eric: Finally, Counterfit will defend his Heavy Metal title against Crazy Carl,
and in our main event, War Dog and Glory will again take on Da Man
2000 and Brett Logan, in part two of this best of 3 series for the Tag Team
Titles!!!
Matt: That�s right, and also, we have been told that a Press Conference
or meeting of some kind is too take place right after our first match tonite.
So, lets get started.
"Hellrazor" Kevin Kirkland vs The Padded One
Spracher: Ladies and gentlemen, Introducing first, from Los Angeles,
California, the Hellrazor, Kevin Kirkland!
(�Hellrazor� by 2Pac plays as Kirkland walks down to the ring with a bottle
of Mad Dog in his hand. He takes a swig before entering the ring and sets
it down in the corner)
Spracher: His opponent, from New York City, New York, the Padded One!
(�It�s All In Your Head� by Diamond Rio plays as TPO walks down to the
ring and enters)
Matt: Alright, the referee, Mike Rotch, is giving the instructions and Kirkland
just shoves him aside and there�s a standing drop kick by Pad. Rotch calls
for the bell so this match can start.
Eric: Pad, with the advantage early in with that kick. Picks up Kirkland and
gives him a textbook suplex. Pad in control early, whips Kirkland into the
ropes and theres a spinebuster!
Vanessa: the Hellrazor is just giving Pad a false sense of security. He is
going to come back and beat the crap out of Pad.
Matt: Whatever woman. Pad drops an elbow and theres another low
blow.
Eric Pad is pulling up Kirkland, and there�s a crotch shot. Pad is bending
over in pain, and Kirkland throws him down to the canvas by his hair. Here
we go with that weird finisher that seems to be taking hold on some
wrestlers now.
Matt: Exactly. Here it is, he just got on top of Pad and now he is
hammering away with lefts and rights into Pad�s face. Rotch pulls him off.
Kirkland looks pissed. He is walking towards Rotch, but Pad rolls him up
and no count.
Vanessa: See! Kevin is coming back. Here we go! C�mon Kevin!
Matt: Shut up hooker. Pad rolls back an gives a lariot that nearly took Pad
out of his boots. Kirkland is now stomping on him. He picks him up and
theres a body slam.
Eric: Elbow to Pad�s sternum. He picks him and whips him into the ropes
and theres a big boot to the face. Pad is staggering. Kirkland levels him
with another lariot. Kirkland goes for the piledriver...
Vanessa: Reversed by Pad. He flips Kirkland over and now falls to his
knees. Obvious desperation move by Pad.
Eric: Pad regains his focus and gives a forearm shot to Kirkland�s forehead.
He picks him up and gives him a neck breaker. He slaps on an arm bar
and Kirkland is now the one writhing in pain.
Matt: That can really mess up your shoulder if enough pressure is applied.
And it looks like Pad is really laying it into Kirkland�s left arm. Rotch is
checking on Kirkland and it looks like he doesn�t want to give it up.
Eric: Pad releases the hold. Kirkland is down favoring that left arm. Pad
drops the knee on that left arm. He now gives a baseball slide to that
shoulder.
Matt: Pad is possessed and he really wants to gain this win.
Eric: True. Pad is still pumped from that mugging that he and Azteca gave
to Shawn Temp last week.
Matt: I don�t doubt that. Oh and theres a tornado DDT by Pad! The cover.
1....2....
Eric: Kickout. Pad picks up Kirkland and goes for the belly to back suplex
but Kirkland rolls off and ther�ss a kidney punch. He grips the trunks and is
now delivering the elbow to the kidneys.
Vanessa: Go Kevin! He bends Pad back ward and there is the inverted
DDT. He is now taunting Pad. Slapping him on his head.
Eric: Kirkland is motioning for the piledriver, he picks up Pad sets him
between the legs, and raises him up. And theres the thud.
Matt: He goes for the count.
1......2....
Eric: Pad gets his foot on the ropes.
Vanessa: Kevin, don�t waste your time arguing with Rotch about a slow
count. You won�t win.
Eric: Pad rolls out of the ring. He is staggering and holy crap!
Matt: Kirkland just gave a 3 point suicide dive to the outside. They�re both
down. Bu Kirkland is coming to. The ref initiates the count and we are at 4
right now. He slams Pad into the guardrail. 7, 8, Kirkland slides in and back
out to break the count.
Eric: But Pad was lying in wait and gives him a spear on the outside. He
picks up Kirkland and theres a knife edge chop
(Crowd chants Whoo! at each chop)
Eric: Theres two more chops and he throws Kirkland into the steps. He rolls
him back in the ring and theres a Hulk Hogan-ish leg drop. The cover.
1......2....
Matt: kickout by Kirkland. Pad takes him and sets him on the top rope.
Vanessa: Super plex by Pad. Pad lays a few punches to the side of
Kirkland�s head.
Matt: He pulls him up and applies the bear hug. He is grinding it into
Kirkland�s back and we might be seeing the prelude to the Padded
Room.
Eric: He really has that locked down and there it is! The bridge is applied.
1....2....
Vanessa: I don�st believe that Kirkland kicked out!
Matt: Sheer luck my man. Sheer luck. Pad is in control. He picks up
Kirkland and gives him a tiger bomb.
1.....2....
Vanessa: kickout. Pad made the mistake of not putting the legs over the
shoulders on that one.
Eric: He whips Kirkland into the rope and gives him an elbow right into the
chest.
Matt: Pad puts Kirkland up into a tree of WHOA! (Joey Lawrence style
Whoa) He gets out of the tree by kicking Pad in the face before he
had a chance to walk away.
Eric: That was an outstanding defensive maneuver Matt. Not only does
the Hellrazor still have some sense left but enough to know he was going
to be lynched in the tree of woe.
Vanessa: I told you. Now Kevin is going to come back and lay the hurting
to Pad. Kevin gives him a knee to the gut and theres a DDT. He picks him
up and gives him the short arm chokeslam! The cover.
1.....2....
Eric: No, kickout. Both men seem to be getting frustrated. Kirkland goes to
take a breather and Pad charges him and they both fly over the top to
the outside. Both men are down.
Matt: Both men up now, and the ref starts to make a count. Kirkland
grabs Pad and slides him back in the ring. He follows, pad comes to his
knees and trys to punch Kirkland but its no use!
Vanessa: Kirkland grabs him, he has him set up, and YES! Lethal Injection!!
Nice Pedigree! He goes for the pin, its all over!
1.......2......3
Matt: Great win for Kevin Kirkland, as he comes back after a long break.
Bad luck for The Padded One though!--Kevin Kirkland wins via pin, 8:38--)
Eric: Well, we are now being told to go to the back, for this special
meeting. We got Spracher to go back there to see what�s happening.
Spracher?
[The camera pans to Spracher outside of a door that says �Conference
Room� Spracher speaks]
Spracher: Well, this is the conference room, Im going to knock and ask
that we come in.
[Spracher knocks on the door and it opens. Spracher and the camera
man walk in and see Minister Massacre, his twin sister, and The Assassin on
one side of the table, and Bruschoff, Da Man 2000 and Brett Logan and
the rest of DWO on the other. CWF President Matt Vaughn stands at the
middle of the table sitting in a chair. The meeting starts]
Matt Vaughn: Ok guys, you know why we are here. The World Title.
Assassin needs to defend the title at the ppv, and we all know who should
get that shot!
[Brett Logan stands up and points to himself, and Massacre seems
disgusted. Bruschoff laughs as Vaughn makes a signal for Brett to sit down]
Matt Vaughn: Now, all we gotta do now, is officially sign this match. Me
and Massacre need to sign this and [sighs] you too Bruschoff. So, Im
going to pass around this contract that states the following:
[Matt Vaughn puts on his glasses and reads the contract allowed]
Matt Vaughn: At the Next CWF PPV, Overdrive, the Main Event will be as
followed. The CWF World Champion, The Assassin vs Brett Logan, in a Hell
in a Cell match for the World Title. Now, is that good for everyone?
Bruschoff: Of Course!!!
Minister Massacre: I guess so!
Matt Vaughn: Ok, so sign it guys and it is official.
[He passes the contract to Bruschoff who eagerly signs it. He than passes it
to Massacre who hesitates at first, than signs it. He passes it to Vaughn
who signs it too]
Matt Vaughn: Great, Im glad we did this in a calm way, so if we are done
here, you may all...
[Brett stands up]
Brett Logan: Hold up there Vaughn, I got something I would like to do!
[Turns to Massacre]
Brett Logan: Massacre, we shook hands weeks ago, and we did that as
wrestlers, I know we have respect for each other. Now all this other crap
has happened, so I feel we need to shake hands again. OK?
Minister Massacre: Yeah, whatever makes you happy!
[Brett walks over to Massacre and the two shake hands. All of DWO walks
over there with him and pat him on the back. They start to leave but Brett
maks a little notion and all of them turn around and Brett nails Massacre
over the head. Assassin and Massacres twin sister get up, but the rest of
DWO head them off. With the 3 members of asylum in there on the
ground, DWO proceeds to jump them. Da Man picks up The Assassin and
him and Brett hit the �Drop of Perfection� on him. They look down on him
and laugh as the others continue to kick and punch Massacre and His
sister as Bruschoff smiles and Vaughn just watches. Finally done, Brett
smiles and DWO leaves the room, leaving Massacre, Assassin and
Massacres sister in a puddle of blood. Massacre his holding onto hisknee. The camera moves back to the
arena]
Matt: Did you see that? They totally took out Asylum and the Head
Booker!
Vanessa: Dang! I wish I had been there, that was awesome!
Eric: Man, I can�t believe that just happened! DWO is not joking around
anymore!!
Matt: Obviously, but we got a whole night of matches left, so lets
continue! Im sure this isn�t the end of this for tonite!
Vanessa: Well our next match will include, �Loverboy� Michael Torez, a
now well known Asylum member, and some guy named Blue Dog, who
no one knows anything of!
"Loverboy" Michael Torez vs The Blue Dog
Spracher: Coming to the ring first, �Loverboy� Michael Torez!!!
[�Cowboy� by Kid Rock plays as Michael Torez walks out onto the
rampway. He walks to the ring, paying no attention to any of the fans. He
climbs in the ring and waits for his opponent]
Spracher: And his opponent, from parts unknowned, the man no one
knows anything about, or cares to, THE BLUE DOG!!!
[�I wanna be a Jobber� by the CWF Jobbers plays as The Blue Dog walks
out into the arena. The fans go nuts for some reason as he walks to the
ring. He slides in and points at Torez. The bell sounds]
*Ding Ding*
Vanessa: Why are these people chearing for him!?
Matt: Maybe they really hate Asylum!
Vanessa: Yeah, that would make sense!
Eric: The Blue dog runs at Torez but is met with a huge clothesline! Torez
picks him up by his hair, and nails him with a double underhook ddt. Nice
move!
Matt: The Blue Dog slow to his feet now! He turns around and is
immediately met with a superkick!
Vanessa: The Blue Dog is not looking good here.
Eric: Is it just me, or does the Blue Dog look familiar?
Matt: Huh?
Eric: I mean, I know he has that mask on, but I feel like we�ve seen this
number before!
Vanessa: Eric, it be better off if you just don�t ever think again!
Eric: Whatever! Im tellin you, He seems familiar!
Matt: Maybe it�s because he is getting destroyed here, which is the same
fate alot of wrestlers have been in the past weeks.
Vanessa: Torez picks up The Blue Dog and gives him a shoulder breaker,
and he makes a pin attempt.
1....2....
Eric: So close, He kicked out!
Matt: Well, at least he was able to make it past the first pin attempt
Vanessa: Yeah, but will he make it past this!
Eric: DAMN! Torez with a huge piledriver on The Blue Dog! I don�t think he
is even alive anymore!
Matt: Look! His mask moved up with that move, and Torez sees it. He picks
up The Blue Dog, and, YES! He is going to take off his mask!
Vanessa: Take it off! Take it all off!
Matt: The Blue Dog squirms a little, but YES! The mask is off and it�s....it�s....
Eric: I TOLD YOU!!! What did I say! I told you I recognized him! It�s Rickey
Paige!!!
Vanessa: The fans are going nuts! They love this for some reason!
Matt: Torez starts to laugh, and almost falls down. Even Jordan Jones is
laughing. Paige is mad, and he runs at Torez, but is stopped dead in his
tracks with another superkick. Paige is laid out on the ground and Torez is
going top rope!
Eric: He is up, and gives a little wiggle of some sor, and YES! Lovedrop into
a pin onto Rickey Paige!
Jordan Jones: 1..................2..................3
*Ding Ding*
Vanessa: Did you see that!? Jordan Jones not only laughed in the face of
Rickey Paige, but he also did one of the longest counts I�ve ever seen!--Michael Torez wins via pinfal, 4:24--)
Matt: If Paige ever gets up, he might get paid good for that match!
Eric: Torez is leaving, and so is Jordan Jones, but WAIT!! Paige is up, and he
just turned Jordan Jones around! He just pushed Jordan Jones! YES!!!
Vanessa: DID YOU SEE THAT!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!
Matt: Jordan Jones started to walk off but then turned around and nailed
Rickey Paige. He is kicking the crap out of him now! This is so funny!
Eric: Jones finally gets off Paige, who is out cold! I can�t believe this!
Vanessa: Jones is leaving, and Paige is up now. He�s holding his head and
making his way to the back.
Eric: To get paid Im sure!
Blackjack vs Travis Titan
Vanessa: Well, our next match is between two newcomers to the CWF.
Blackjack and Travis Titan. Lets start this baby!
[Travis Titan�s music plays as he walks out into the arena. He makes his
way to the ring, to a very small reaction. He slides in the ring and awaits
his opponent]
[Blackjack�s music plays as he walks out into the arena. The crowd gives
him a small pop as he walks down the ramp with a smile on his face. He
slides in and asks for a microphone. He speaks]
Blackjack: Now, Titan. You say I have no gimmick. Bullsh*t. I have a
gimmick, its you who has none. I know your deal, and your secret, Im not
an idiot ya know! So kicking your ass right now is going to be a pleasure!
[Blackjack throws down the mic and runs at Titan. The bell sounds as he
clotheslines him]
*Ding Ding*
Matt: Ok, this match is underway. Blackjack picks up Travis Titan after that
clothesline. What do you think he ment by I know your secret?
Eric: I have no clue, but Im sure we will find out eventually.
Vanessa: Blackjack grabs Titan by the waist, and does a perfect Vertical
Suplex. Nice move!
Matt: Blackjack picks him up, but is met with a knee to the gut. Titan
Grabs him, pulls him through his legs and gives him a nice pulling
piledriver.
Eric: Titan picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Blackjack comes
back and is met with a huge backside elbow! Titan will try a pin attempt.
Jordan Jones: 1.....2....
Vanessa: Close, but not quite a 3 count! I guess that means the match will
continue!
Matt: Um, ya think!?
Eric: Vanessa, I have a question for you, something that has been
bothering me for quite sometime.
Vanessa: Ok
Eric: How did you get this job?
Vanessa: Well, I saw the ad in the newspaper, came to the Arena, and
walked in for an interview with the former Head Executive, Jay Larbes. I
got in there, he looked at me, smiled, and gave me the job. I guess he
had already checked on my background!
Eric: Um...yeah, Im sure that�s it!
Matt: Figures!
Vanessa: What?
Matt: Nothing!
Eric: Well, the match continues anway! Titan lifts up Blackjack onto his
shoulders and executes a nice shoulderbreaker.
Vanessa: Blackjack up, and he fights back with a few punches to the hip.
Blackjack whips him to the ropes and comes with a flying clothesline. Pin
by Blackjack!
Jordan Jones: 1....2....
Matt: Not quite! Blackjack up and a little dissapointed in himself. He
climbs the turnbuckle and gets ready to fly. Titan up, and Blackjack leaps,
but Titan grabs his arm on the way down and brings Blackjack hard into
the mat, and locks on an arm bar submission!
Eric: This Travis Titan guy looks really good here!
Matt: Yes, but so does Blackjack, this is a great match!
Vanessa: Neither of them are near Brett Logan or Da Man 2000, so shut up
about it already!
Eric: Ok, whatever!
Matt: Jordan Jones is checking on Blackjack, who is still in the Arm Bar
submission that TT has locked on him. Hes asking if he wants to quit, and
he is screaming no!
Eric: What resilliance here by Blackjack!
Vanessa: Wait, look whos coming to the ring, it�s, Jason Logan!!!
Matt: Jason hops up on the ring apron with a chair. Titan lets go of the
hold, and when he stand up,and turns around, Jason Logan nails him with
the chair! The ref didn�t see it. Now hes leaving.
Eric: Both men down, and the ref is making the count!
1..........
2...........
3..........
4............
5...........
6..........
7..........
8.............
9............
10...........
*Ding Ding*
Matt: The ref has called for the bell, both men have been counted out!
This will end in a draw!--Double Count Out, 8:12--)
Vanessa: Titan had it until Jason came down here. Titan is not going to be
happy!
Eric: Well, lets start our next match!
Vanessa: Well, we are now ready for our 4th match of the night. We�ve
seen Rickey Paige dress up as The Blue Dog, and get his ass kicked not
only by Torez, but by the Ref too!
Eric: And, we got a clip for backstage!
[The camera moves backstage, and it shows Rickey Paige walk out of the
locker room in a white undershirt and pink and white pokadot boxers. The
camera comes back with all 3 commentators laughing like crazy]
Matt: Man, Rickey Paige is making a total fool of himself tonite!
Eric: Lets start the next match can we.
Wes vs Durrango vs Con
Spracher: Coming to the ring first, in this Triple Threat matchup! WES!!!
[�Break Stuff� by Limp Bizkit plays as the fans give a mild cheer. After
about a minute, still no one has walked out. Spracher speaks again]
Spracher: I said, coming to this match first, WES!!!
[�Breatk Stuff� by Limp Bizkit plays again and again no one comes out.
Spracher gets a frown on his face, and speaks again]
Spracher: Ok, screw him, coming to the ring, DURRANGO!!!
[�Push It� by Static X plays as the fans give a small pop to him. After about
a minute, no one walks out again, and Spracher gets mad and speaks]
Spracher: You know what! I do my job very well, but do I get any respect,
NO! One of these guys better co...
[�Bad to the Bone� by George Thourogood plays as the lights go out. One
huge pyro goes off and Con walks out with a mic in hand. He speaks]
Con: Hey Spracher, I feel your pain, luckily I have respect, and have
come, so if you will announce me as the winner, I can go on and go.
Spracher: Ok, let me just count to....
Vanessa: LOOK! It�s Rickey Paige, and hes...hes...IN HIS UNDERWEAR!!!
Eric: Rickey Paige is in total shock! He must of took a wrong turn leaving
here or something. AND LOOK! He�s trying to leave, but con sees him, and
is bringing him to the ring.
Matt: He just threw Paige in the ring, and NO!! The Ref is calling for the
bell, this match is going to happen!
*Ding Ding*
Eric: Paige in the ring and Con is beating the crap out of him!
Vanessa: He whips him to the ropes, huge Clothesline!
Matt: NO! He has him up in a Reverse DVD position, and GOD!!!!
Eric: Paige is out cold! That�s the Con-Dumb, from what I�ve heard. Damn,
Con with the pin.
Jordan Jones: 1..2..3
*Ding Ding*
Vanessa: OH MY GOD! Jordan Jones just made a quick count on Rickey
Paige. He got em again!--Con wins via pin, 1:34--)
Eric: Con is leaving and Jordan Jones is yelling at paige. He leaves too,
and now Paige is up, and he makes his way to the back!
Matt: Well we are going to cut to commercial, but come right back with
the Peoples Title match!
Commercial Break
[The camera fades into a room where all of DWO is standing. Da Man 2000 steps up and speaks]
Da Man 2000: Hey, you, yeah, you, the guy with the bald spot and the crappy Asylum T-Shirt. You need to where the coolest T-Shirt there is, and to do that, you gotta where the only t-shirt on the planet that is cool enough, awesome enough, "DA MAN" enough for you!
[The camera shows a closeup of the logo on the t-shirt]
Da Man 2000: So, take off that shirt fat man, and get into the "2000" spirit!
[The camera fades back to the Arena]
Da Man 2000 vs Guerrero Azteca *Peoples Title Match*
Chris Spracher: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the CWF Peoples
Title match. This will have a 20 minute time limit. Coming to the ring now,
weighing in at 244 lbs, and standing 6'1, the former CWF Heavy Metal
Champion, and member of The Asylum, Guerrero Azteca!!
("Desperado" by Los Lobos begins to play. Azteca comes down to
ringside to a chorus of boo's from the Cincinnati crowd. He motions his
hands around his waist like he's wearing the title, or soon will be)
Chris Spracher: Now comming to the ring, the most fan loved man in
CWF,
the most charismatic man in and around the the wrestling biz today,
standing at 7 feet and 320 pounds, and master of the Millennium, DA
MANNN
2000!!!!!
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU FUCKIN'
WITH!!! Don't Start No Shit, Won't Be No Shit!!!
(As the lyrics hit the sound system, the fans erupt into cheers
as the lights go outs and neon green lasres begin to flash all around
and smoke fills the air, all of a sudden neon green pyros begin to go off
aound the top of the ramp and make a trail all the way down to the
ring. They continue around the ring until one big explosion occurs in the
ring and as the smoke clears and the lights come on DA MAN 2000 is seen
in the middle of the ring with his arms folded wearing his wrestling
attire and a pair of jet black Versace glasses. The crowd has
exploded to the ceiling and can't come down. DA MAN turns 360
degrees all the while looking over the massive sea of fans going nuts. A
small devilish grin curls onto his face as he moves to a corner and awaits
the bell to ring)
*DING DING*
Matt: Okay fans this match is under way!
Eric: Azteca and DM trading blows in the center of the ring.
Matt: Neither man is giving an inch, those are closed fists.
Eric: Azteca kicks DM in the mid section!
Matt: Follows it up with a swinging neckbreaker!
Eric: Azteca covers DM.
Jordan Jones: 1........
Matt: DM kicks out at almost a two count.
Eric: Azteca climbs the turnbuckle, the insane luchadore is about to take
flight.
Matt; He jumps off and wraps his legs around DM's neck,
HURACANRANA!!!!
Eric: Azteca hooks DM's leg and goes for another pin attempt!
Jordan Jones: 1..............2....
Matt: DM kicks out!
Eric: Azteca drags DM to the center of the ring...
Matt: Azteca does a spring board moonsault off the middle rope and
lands square on DM!!
Eric: Azteca once again goes for a cover.
Jordan Jones: 1...........2..
Matt: DM kicks out again!
Eric: Very intense moments in the opening minutes of this match.
Matt: I agree with you on that one Eric! Lets go DM!
Vanessa: Even though I'm suppose to be in DWO, Azteca is kicking DM's
ass right now, I've always found Mexican men very hot and sexy you
know.
Eric: Oh please.
Matt: Azteca stomps on DM, he's going to town on him.
Eric: The ref breaks it up and Azteca goes back to a corner, he's pumped
up.
Matt: And who wouldn't be, he's got a shot at the CWF Peoples Title!
Eric: DM getting up and Azteca goes for a suplex.
Matt: DM blocks it.
Eric: Azteca tries for another suplex, blocked once more by DM.
Matt: DM now lifts up Azteca and hits a vertical suplex on the Luchadore!
Vanessa: NO damnit! Come on Guerrero!
Matt: Hey whore..I mean Vanessa, Azteca already has a girlfriend...and a
good looking one at that.
Eric: Careful Matt, tread carefully on that. Back to action, DM gives
Azteca a leg drop!
Matt: Now DM pushes back his hair out of his eyes, he walks over to
Azteca.
Eric: He picks him up by the neck, oh man, inverted DDT by DM. Also
known as the Scorpion Death Drop, when Sting used it.
Vanessa: Who cares about Sting, he's a terrible actor!
Matt: DM is now in control!
Eric: DM picks up Azteca and shoots him across the ring, he goes for a
clothesline but Azteca ducks and hits a flying forearm smash on DM!!!
Matt: Nice move by Guerrero.
Eric: Azteca throws DM outside, not sure if this is a good move by Azteca.
Matt: DM lands hard on the floor and rolls over by our annoucers table.
Vanessa: Look at this, Come one Da Man! Do something for god sakes!
Matt: Look! Azteca is perched on the top rope.
Eric: DM turns around and sees Azteca, Azteca jumps off.
Matt: PLANCHA onto DM! That was a wicked move by Azteca.
Eric: Both men are down right beside our table, the ref starts to count.
Jordan Jones: 1.................2.................3
Matt: No let this go ref, don't count them out.
Jordan Jones: 4..................5...................6
Eric: Damnit the fans don't want to see a count out, come on Jordan!
Jordan Jones: 7....................8....................9
Matt: Azteca rolls in and breaks the count, now he rolls back out!
Eric: DM is up, but Azteca kicks DM, wait, DM catches the foot.
Matt: BUT Azteca hits the Enzegurii!!! A move made famous by the late
and great Owen Hart, rest in peace Owen.
Eric: Amen. DM now falls back right onto our table, Azteca comes over
and asks for Vanessas head set, she gives it to him, I guess he wants to
speak.
Matt: Now, he takes it and wraps it around DM's neck, he's choking him.
Eric: Now Azteca releases it and goes up onto the top turnbuckle, DM is
down here on our table still.
Matt: Azteca motions to the crowd, good God no.
Eric: Guerrero comes flying down with a SENTON BOMB onto...
(At this point, Azteca lands onto DM, thus breaking the annoucers table in
half. Both men are down for a period of about three minutes. During this
time the CWF ring crew brings a regular table out to Matt, Eric and
Vanessa. The CWF ring crew sets it up and also they appear to be
working on the Head sets. One of the crew members motions to Matt
Murdock)
Matt: Hello? Are we on?
Eric: I think so.
Matt: Blue Blazes, fans, Azteca did a Jeff Hardy like Senton bomb from
the TOP rope onto Da Man 2000, that was three minutes ago, both men
are down and we're just now getting our head sets back online.
Eric: That was amazing fans, simply amazing.
Vanessa: Amazing? I about had an orgasm when that happened.
Matt: We're at the 17 minute mark fans, both men role back in the ring.
Azteca boucnes off the ring ropes but DM hot shots him, but instead of
landing on the ring ropes with his neck, Guerrero hit his mid section!
Eric: Azteca falls on the ring apron, DM walks over and picks him up for a
suplex, but Azteca floats over and hooks a waist lock, falls backwards and
DM falls back with him. Azteca is on top of him and has DM's shoulders
down, but he also hooks the tights.
Jordan Jones: 1.................2.............3!!!
DING DING DING
Matt: Wait a minute, he had the tights hooked!
Eric: I think Jordan saw it too when he came up right after the three
count, he grabs Aztecas arm and throws it down, he signals for the match
to restart!
Matt: DM clotheslines Azteca and then picks him up and goes for
another clothesline but Azteca ducks.
Eric: Azteca hits the low blow and goes to the top rope. He is up, and YES!
La Revolucion!!! Will that be it! Pin!
Jordan Jones: 1...........................2.......................3!!!
*DING DING*
Chris Spracher: Your winner, and new Peoples Champion, Guerrero
Azteca!--Guerrero Azteca wins via pinfall at 12:45--)
Eric: What a match! I can�t believe the outcome of that one!
Matt: Well, lets go on and start the next one.
Counterfit vs Crazy Carl *Heavy Metal Title Match*
Spracher: Our next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a 'Skateboard
on a Pole' match for the CWF Heavy Metal Championship!!! Introducing
first, the challenger, from Cincinatti, Ohio, weighing in at 235 lbs, Crazy
Carl "Master of the Custodial Arts" Benton!!!
("Inside Out" by Anthrax plays over the speakersystem as Carl steps out
from the back. He is wearing a pair of blue overalls and is pushing a mop
bucket full of cleaning supplies to the ring. He leaves the bucket outside
and slides into the ring to await the champion)
Loudmouth: And his opponent, from the slums of New York City, the
reigning Heavy Metal Champion, he is Counterfit!!!
(Counterfit's music plays as Counterfit appears on the entrance way. He
plays to the crowd and does a little breakdance as the crowd cheers. He
then rushes into the ring, dropping the belt as he slides in under the
bottom rope, and goes right after Carl. The ref calls for the bell)
*Ding Ding*
Eric: And Counterfit not wasting any time getting this baby started, goes
right after Carl, and it looks like his strategy is paying off, Benton seems to
have been caught off guard. The Champion is hammering away with
rights and lefts, Irish whip, and a nice backbody drop on Carl.
Vanessa: Just as a reminder, the way you win this match is to climb up the
pole and retrieve the Skateboard that is hanging there. Also, this is
Hardcore Rules, so anything can happen! Preferably something involving
lots of blood!
Matt: Calm down, Vanessa. Benton is back up to one knee, and is trying
to fight back with body blows, but Counterfit puts a stop to that with a
quick thumb to the eyes. Counterfit now sets up Carl, and hits a nice
Jumping Arm Breaker! A few vicious stomps by the champ...
Eric: Benton back up, and he's Irish whipped into the turnbuckle!
Counterfit follows him in, but Carl able to counter with an elbow.
Counterfit tries again, but this time gets a kick to the stomach and a nice
Gutwrench Suplex!
Matt: Carl sits on the top turnbuckle, measures him up, and hits a flying
elbow! Now Benton is in control, and he looks to slow CF down with a
Camel Clutch!
Vanessa: What an idiot! He can't win that way!
Eric: Maybe not, but he is wearing down Counterfit. He now picks up CF
and tosses him over the top rope to the outside! Counterfit took a nasty
spill, and Carl looks to take advantage!
Matt: Crazy Carl goes over to his mop bucket, brings out the mop, and
wham! He just broke the mop over CF's back!
Vanessa: Ouch! Come on, CounterFit!
Eric: Now Carl is pulling out a black case... I think it has some sort of
plaque on the side... Does that say "Lucille"?
Matt: I think so, Eric. I guess that's something really import... a plunger? He
just pulled out his plunger! And he's sticking it right in CounterFit's face!!! I
guess he's trying to clean CF's windpipes!
Vanessa: That's not funny, Matt!!! This is disgusting and uncalled for! Who
knows where that filthy plunger has been! Blech!
Matt: CounterFit squirming around on the ground, while Carl celebrates
and gets into it with the fans! And they're cheering!
Eric: Benton finally directs his attention back to the Heavy Metal
Champion, and a Low Blow by CounterFit! Crazy Carl is down!
Vanessa: Come here, CounterFit! Come here!
(Counterfit makes his way to the announcers table, where Vanessa
McLure hands him a big bottle of water. CF splashes the water on his
face and washes as well as he can. He gargles the water and spits it at
Carl. "Filthy Maggot!" he yells. "You'll pay for that!" He then takes a running
start and hits a vicious soccer-style kick right to the ribs of Crazy Carl, who
lets out a yelp in pain)
Vanessa: Yes! It's good!
Eric: Wrong sport, but that was a great move that looks to have knocked
the wind out of Benton. Now CounterFit working over Carl, sets him up,
and hits a perfect Pulling Piledriver right on the floor!
Matt: CounterFit now is getting a chair, and is viciously beating down the
Master of the Custodial Arts! Carl is trying to curl up into a little ball but the
damage is done!
Vanessa: That's what he gets for messing with the Heavy Metal
Champion!
Eric: And CounterFit is now setting up a table! He's putting it between the
ring apron and the guard railing, so that the legs are unused. He sets up
Carl on top of the table and climbs up to the ring apron! He springboards
off the second rope and... OH MY GOD! He just hit a Springboard
Guillotine Leg Drop right onto Carl! The table is shattered and both men
are down!!! What a move!!!
("CWF! CWF! CWF!" chants start up)
Matt: Both men are still down, I think that took alot out of CounterFit as
well as Carl. And the champion is stirring!
Vanessa: Come on CounterFit, now's your chance!
Eric: Counterfit is up, he slides into the ring and slowly makes his way to the
pole. But Carl is stirring as well!
Matt: Counterfit is climbing the turnbuckle, and he's only a few feet away
from winning this match, but here comes Carl, and Carl just pushed
CounterFit off the top turnbuckle and into the steel security railing!!! What
a fall! And Carl, off the top rope hits a big splash to the outside! Both men
are down again!
Eric: Both men having trouble standing now, but Carl is first up. They're
right near Carl's mop bucket. Carl reaches inside and grabs a bottle of
cleaner. It looks like he's going to try to pour it on CounterFit. And, NO!!!!!!
Vanessa: Did you see that! As Carl was in mid motion of throwing that
cleaner on counterfit, counterfit punched it, causing it to go in both of
their faces! They can�t see a damn thing!
Matt: Exactly, and look who is down here, it�s Surfer Dude! What does he
want!
Eric: He is up on the pole. He has a surfboard in hand. He is replacing the
skateboard with it. But he isn�t leaving!
Vanessa: LOOK! He has a lighter in his hand. He is lighing the surfboard,
and...Yes! The surfboard must have some gasoline or something on it,
because its going up in flames!
Matt: Surfer Dude has a smile on his face, as he leaves. It looks like Crazy
Carl can see again. He is up on the poll, and so is counterfit!
Eric: Both men go for it, MY GOD!
Vanessa: Carl grabbed for it, obviously not seeing the flames clearly
because of that cleaner, and when he grabbed it he quickly jerked back
and came crashing to the ground!
Matt: How is Counterfit going to get it with the flames on it!?
Eric: Look, he has an idea. He�s climbing back down. Carl still out
cold. Carl has that bucket of water, he is climbing up with the bucket in
hand!
Vanessa: YES!!
*Ding Ding*
Matt: Counterfit put out the flame with his bucket of water, and he grabbed
the surfboard. He is shocked at the prescence of the Surfboard!--Counterfit retains his title via grabbing the surf board at 11:46--)
Vanessa: Who cares, Counterfit retains! Counterfit Retains!
Eric: Man! Almost had Two title changes in a row, but counterfit made sure that didn't happen. We could see new Tag Team
Champs if War Dog and Glory when the upcoming match!
Da Man 2000 and Brett Logan vs War Dog and Glory *Part 2 of Tag Team Title Series*
Matt: This next match should be a great one. It is the SNS MAIN EVENT!!
Last week's action ended in a DQ against DWO, but the match was a
great one.
Loudmouth: This is a one fall, tag team match, second in a best of three
series. First to the ring, representing the DWO, Brett Logan and Da Man
2000.
[The lights fall low and whistles are heard, signaling the BANG of fireworks.
To th etop of the ramp step Brett Logan and DM2K ... "Do You Know Who
Your Fuckin' With" starts up, and the two start down the ramp. Logan slides
into the ring and begins to gesture play to the crowd. DM2K smiles and
ducks between the top and second ropes.]
Loudmouth: And now, leading this series of matches 1-0, the Asylum
team, War Dog and Glory!!!
[The crowd becomes very silent and the hiss of fog mahines is all that is
heard. Red and yellow strobe lights come on and XXXXXXX begins to
play. The two walk stone-faced to the ring, both entering the ring in the
Asylum corner by jumping the top rope. The bell rings to start the match.]
*Ding Ding*
Vanessa: War Dog and Logan to start. War Dog charges Logan, hiptoss
by Brett.
Eric: The two lock up, War Dog behind Logan, belly-to-back suplex,
Logan rolls over, he's back up quickly.
Matt: War Dog charges again, another hiptoss. Logan is countering War
Dog.Dog grabs him .. Atomic Drop into his own corner.
Matt: Here comes DM2K. I wonder if War Dog is still thinking about that
ending last week.
Vanessa: I would have to question wether he remembers it, I doubt ...
Eric: Logan isn't leaving the ring .. across the ring comes Glory, all four
men are brawling.
Matt: Logan just took Glory down with a clothesline.
Vanessa: DM2K locks up with War Dog. Suplex on War Dog.
Eric: Belly-To Belly by Logan. Both Asylum members roll out of the ring to
catch their breath.
Matt: Logan and DM give eachother the high-five.
Eric: Maybe this week they'll try to stay inside the rules.
Matt: I think they were trying to play Asylum style last week and it cost
them.
Vanessa: If that happens again, they'll lose the belt, I think we'll see a
more conservative DWO this week
Eric: War Dog and Glory re-enter the ring in their corner, the Dog tags off
to Glory.
Matt: Glory and Da Man lock up ... Glory knees DM in the gut.
Vanessa: And follows up with a quick DDT.
Eric: Pin attempt ...
Jordan Jones: 1....
Vanessa: Kickout by Glory! That was too early for a pin.
Eric: I must agree Vanessa, these are four superbly conditioned athletes,
and there will be no quick pins like that in this series.
Matt: Glory is up in disgust, DM2K is on one knee .. quick dropkick by Glory.
Vanessa: Glory and War Dog may be new to CWF, but they are
experienced in grueling matche, and that was a wear down move.
Eric: Glory steps to DM2K ... Belly to belly by Da Man.
Matt: Glory is stunned, DM is getting up first.
Vanessa: He grabs Glory's head and takes him over to make the tag
with Logan.
Eric: Good tag team move, keep the man in your corner.
Matt: Logan goes to work on Glory, he's laying down the hard chops in
the corner.
[With every chop, the crowd "Wooos", until Logan gets to...]
Vanessa: That was three hard chops .. Glory is out on his feet.
Eric: Logan tags DM2K ...
Matt: Da Man ....
Vanessa: He's got Glory on his shoulder .. looks like a DVD.
Eric: Glory wriggles free .. boot to the knee of Da Man.
Matt: Da Man falls to the side, Glory scoots across the ring for a tag.
Vanessa: In comes War Dog , he grabs Da Man's head .. knee to the
face , again, again .. like Stan Hansen in Japan.
Eric: The ref pushes War Dog away .. DM makes a tag..here comes
Logan!!!
Matt: He's stopped by the ref, no tag was seen, the ref was breaking War
Dog from Da Man.
Vanessa: Here comes Glory!
Eric: Dog and Glory drag DM toward their corner .. with a War Dog elbow
drop for goo dmeasure.
Matt: Glory exits the ring ... damn, just as the ref turns around ... DM is
down and hurting.
Vanessa: Glory makes the tag .. War Dog is helping Da Man up ... Glory
on the second rope .. Bulldog!
Eric: He rolls DM over for the pin ....
Matt: Logan in to break it up, he tackles Glory.
Vanessa: And here comes War Dog, Logan is being double teamed.
Eric: War Dog and Glory each take an arm .. Logan is whipped into the
corner .. double clothesline coming ... Logan grabs the rope.
Matt: From behind .. DM2K clotheslines the two Asylum members.
Vanessa: Logan grabs Glory, Da Man grabs War Dog ...
Eric: Double Death Valley Drivers!!!
Matt: War Dog and Glory have had the teamwork edge to now, but that
was fun to see.
Vanessa: Logan covers Glory, Da Man covers War Dog ....
Eric: the ref taps them .. DM is the legal man and so is Glory.
Matt: Logan and Da Man switch .. double kick-out!
Vanessa: Maybe a second sooner and this would be tied one-to-one.
Eric: Logan and Da Man pick up their opponents .. double arm whip ..
looks like double back body ...
Matt: NO!!!!!
Vanessa: Glory and War Dog laid down twin DDTs.
Eric: All four are down from the punishment, the ref is counting.
Matt: Logan and War Dog are up first .. the ref is stopping the action.
Vanessa: He's pointing to Logan, he's pointing to War Dog
Jordan Jones: Both of you, back to your corners, you are not the legal
men!
Eric: Wow!!!!
Matt: Don't see that often, but both men are going back to their corners.
Vanessa: The count continues on Da Man and Glory...
Jordan Jones: 6-7...
Matt: Both are getting up ... they are both up at the same time .. both
looking for a tag...
Vanessa: Both making the tag .. Logan and War Dog rush one another ...
Eric: There is no wrestling now .. just brawling, punches flying like crazy.
Matt: They both stop.
Vanessa: They are both punched out, like Foreman vs Ali.
Eric: Logan drops to his knees and pulls War Dog down in an Fujinami arm
bar ... he's going for the submission.
Matt: This move allows Logan to rest while torturing War Dog.
Vanessa: War Dog is holding on, the ref is asking him, he keeps shaking his
head no.
Eric: Logan's grip isn't tight, War Dog is inching toward the ropes.
Matt: Glory steps halfway through the ropes .. like he's going to make the
save.
Vanessa: DM2K runs across the ring to stop Glory.
Eric: No, The ref stops him.
Matt: He's pushing Da Man back to his corner.
Vanessa: In comes Glory, he kicks Logan in th ehead, the hold is broken.
Eric: War Dog is up, he walks with limp arm, to his corner and makes the
tag.
Matt: Here comes Glory .. Logan tags Da Man.
Vanessa: Glory throws a punch, Da Man ducks.
Eric: Glory is caught ... POWERBOMB!!!
Matt: He's lifting Glory up ... reverse DDT .. No!!!!
Vanessa: It's The Millenium!!
Eric: No it isn't, that's not till 2001.
Matt: Down Hard, DM2K goes for the pin .. Logan blocks the charging War
Dog.
Jordan Jones: 1.....2....
Eric: Glory has his leg on the bottom rope.
Matt: Da Man pulls Glory up, disgusted .. he's going for it again .. two
Milleniums.
Vanessa: Ugh, ok .. that would be 4001.
Eric: Glory drops over Da Man's shoulder .. reverse DDT. Both men are
down.
Matt: What a match we got here! These two teams refuse to give up!
(All of a sudden the DWO music plays as Earache Brushoff comes out of
the curtain with a mic in his hand)
Earache Brushoff: Ok look, I'm gonna make this short and sweet. Massacre
isn't the only one that can toss stipulations through the air Asylum. I am
also a head booker and I change matches as I deem nesscecery and
from this point on, this match in the ring is an "Extreme Rules" Tag match.
Enjoy boys.
(DWO's music plays as Brushoff goes backstage)
Vanessa: The guys in the ring havn't even stopped to hear what he said,
but both teams are struggling now. DA MAN 2000 and Brett Logan are
putting on a show for these fans. DA MAN has War Dog up by the hair, he
whips him into the ropes, and a big boot on the way back. War Dog is
down and DM2K is out of the ring.
Matt: He seems to be under the ring looking for weapons, he comes out
with, what looks to be a black bag of some sorts. He hands the bag to
Brett Logan and gets back into the ring...
Eric: WHOA!!! DM2K was just caught with one hell of a SUPERKICK!! FROM
GLORY!!
Vanessa: Brett Logan just nailed Glory in the back of the head with a
forearm shot and he's down, Logan just opened that bag and pulled out
a chair, no! That is TWO chairs taped together!! HE'S GONNA HIT GLORY
WITH THAT!!!
Eric: DM2K still hasn't gotten up from that superkick. I'm suprised that
Glory's foot could reach that far into the air. Seven feet is a long way.
Glory is back up to his feet, Logan rears back ofr that chairshot but is
speard through the ropes as both men fall outside that ring. Back in the
ring, War Dog is picking DA MAN up, he whips DA MAN into the ropes, DA
MAN on his way back, THATS THE POSITION FOR A CHOAKSLAM!! Is he
gonna get this 7 foot man up into it?!?!? DOES HE HAVE THAT KINDA
POWER!!! NO!! Elbow to the side of the head and War Dog releases.
Outside the ring Brett Logan just flatened Glory with a snap DDT.
Matt: DM2K kicks War Dog in the gut, turns him around, he grabs him by
the head, it looks like we could see the MILLENNIUM folks!! He's got him
up, War Dog is wiggling, he drops him, War Dog whips DM2K into the
ropes, NO, reversal!! Brett Logan just tossed DM2K those 2 chairs taped
together, War Dog on his way back....
All three annoncers: OH MY GOD!!!!
Vanessa: DM2K just used War Dog's own momentum against him and
damn-near decapitated Logan with those chairs!!! War Dog is bloody and
UN-CON-CIOUS!!! Its all academic from here on in folks!
Matt: DA MAN has him back up, he hist him into that revese suplex
position, and down onto his head, thats the Millennium folks and DM2K's
got the cover.
Jordan Jones: 1....2....
Vanessa: NO! Somehow Glory got in there to stop the count, he's got DA
MAN up by the head, he's fireing lefts and rights, lefts and rights, DM2K is
staggering on the ropes, wait, here's Brett Logan with that chair, NO!!!
Glory saw it out of the orner of his eye and caught him with a savate kick
to the face.
Matt: He sets his sights back on DM2K, he's running for a clothesline, but
he's met with a boot to the gut, DM2K throws Glory's head between his
legs, he's got him up for a POWERBOMB....WAIT....Logan is comming off the
top ropes, OHHH MY GOD !!!!!
Vanessa: Logan just came off the top rope in a DDT position for the
Powerbomb/DDT move DM2K has named "A Drop of Perfection", DM2K
with the cocky one foot pin on Glory.
1.....2....
Eric: NO! War Dog somehow made the stop, I can�t believe he even got
up!
[The lights go out completely as Asylum�s music plays. A huge bang is
heard as a big red pyro goes off. When the lights come back on, Torez,
Azteca, and Assassin are running to the ring with Massacre walking behind
them]
Matt: Asylum is in the ring, and they are taking out Da man 2000 and Brett
Logan.
Vanessa: This isn�t right, come on guys, do something!
[Massacre grabs a mic and speaks]
Minister Massacre: Did you really think I�d let you get away with what you
did earlier. You did? Aww, how sweet, cry me a F*cking river. Now, Brett,
your dumb helperl, Bruschoff, made this NO DQ, so Im going to enjoy
watching all of these guys beat you down, and then the titles go around
War Dog and Glory�s waist!
Matt: Assassin lifts him up and YES! Massive Power Bomb on Brett. Pin by War Dog!
1......2......3
*Ding Ding*
Eric: This is incredible! I can�t believe this!--War Dog/Glory win via pinfall at 14:34--)
Matt: Well, Asylum is happy, but they now focus their attention back
upon Brett Logan and Da Man 2000. They start to kick them some more,
but NO! DWO is coming to the ring.
Eric: YES! Blackbird 13, Shawn Temp, and Jason Logan here to help their
friends. Shawn Temp knocks out War Dog, and Jason Logan sends
Michael Torez flying over the top rope.
Matt: Da Man 2000 Has the Assassin, and the two are exchanging
punches. Da Man clotheslines him over the ropes. Blackbird 13 just threw
Glory out of the ring! And there goes Azteca! Only Massacre is left in the
ring, and he is surrounded!
Vanessa: This is great!
Matt: Da Man 2000 has turned around by now, and Brett is on the outside
of the ring, beside a table. NO! Don�t do that again! Not to the Head
Booker!
Vanessa: YES! That Son of a B...I mean that pathetic Asylum punk is going
to get what he deserves right now!
Matt: The table is set up, and Da Man has Massacre under his legs!
Asylum trying to get in the ring to stop this, but the rest of DWO is making
sure they don�t go anywhere. Brett is on the turnbuckle, he leaps....
All 3 Commentators: OH MY GOD!!!!
Eric: Massacre is out! Somehow this time, that fall didn�t hurt Brett much!
He�s already up! Massacre is all bloody and Out cold! Asylum can�t
believe it! Brett and Da Man are just laughing as they look at Asylum
running over to help Massacre. DWO is leaving, and they have gotten
revenge like they said they would!
Matt: MY GOD! Can anyone stop these two! Can anyone stop DWO! Or Asylum
Vanessa: Asylum, Of course! DWO Of course not!
Eric: We are out of time folks, Asylum picks up two sets of titles tonite folks. New Peoples champ, and New Tag Team Champs. We will see you next week!
Special Thanks To: The Handlers of "Livewire" Ken Sparks, Brett Logan, Guerrero Azteca, Crazy Carl, and of course, Ed! YOU GOT IT ON TIME THIS WEEK! HELL YEAH! Nah, Im just joking with you man. Im crazy folks. Well, a schedule will be up soon Im sure, so be prepared to rp folks! Oh and one more thing, Roster will be a little late getting done, as Im the one who does the roster, and I had to do the card, but don't worry, It will bed one, I promise! Peace Out!
