Sunday Night Superzone
November 21st, 1999
CWF Arena, Cincinnati, OH

Sunday Night Superzone
November 21st, 1999
CWF Arena, Cincinnati, OH


("Fuel" by Metallica plays, as a video clip of CWF highlights from the last few weeks shows. The camera then cuts to the inside of the CWF Arena in Cincinnati, Ohio. The crowd is on their feet, yelling and screaming, holding up signs. The camera zooms in on the entrance ramp, where violet and yellow fireworks shoot up into the air. The fireworks go off, a periodic points, down the entrance ramp, until reaching the ring, where out of the turnbuckles, ten giant gunshot sounding fireworks shoot off. The camera jumps to various signs, one where a group of eight people hold up signs spelling out "LIVEWIRE", another sign with the phrase "The Kid Next To Me Smells Like %$@#!", and a third that reads "I Am In An Asylum Too!". The camera finally jumps to the announcer's desk, where Eric Masterson, Vanessa McLure, and Matt Murdock sit. )


Matt Murdock: There seemed to be some more fireworks there, than there usually is! That was awesome!

Vanessa McLure: Shut up, it's your damn imagination!

Eric Masterson: No, my sources have told me that Head Executive Jay allowed the shooting of more fireworks, due to the recent financial success of the CWF.

Matt: That must be due to all this great action we've been seeing!

Vanessa: Ha! It's all because of me, and my pupp-

Eric: Enough…all I know is that for the past month, every show has been spectacular! And it looks to only get better with the recent signings of superstars from various fed.

Vanessa: Please tell me Jay hasn't turned into Billionaire Jay…

Matt: No way. Jay has just build a great fed, and you know how the saying goes, if you build it, they will come!


[No music plays as Ricky Paige walks down to the ring carrying a microphone, his El Toro mask, and sporting a bandage on his head, from when everyone attacked him last week. He gets a miniscule pop from the crowd, but barely noticeable. He climbs into the ring and looks around at everyone with a stunned look on his face]


Murdock: What the heck is this idiot doing out here?

McLure: Well whoopty doo....... Ricky Paige, the jobber to the stars is here!

Masterson: BE NICE!

Ricky: You know what? I was the absolute first person that **smart ass tone of voice now** Mr. Head Executive Jay hired here in the CWF! And what do I get in return for my loyalty? I get THIS retarded gimmick dumped on me, I get the longest string of losses in my goddamned career, and I lose my PRIDE!

Vannessa: Um, yeah, like who cares?

Masterson: You know, he's got a point......

Ricky: I keep hearing all of this stuff about how I can't be a superstar! How I am not marketable! Well, that's BULLSHIT!


[He appears to be losing a bit of sanity as he pulls on his El Toro mask]


El Toro: YO QUIERO TACO BELL!!!!!!!!!!! You can market this! I am the MASTER of the Arm Bar Submission hold! I WILL be the master........ AND RULER OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!


[He pulls off his mask, and his eyes have more than a twinge of craziness to them]


Ricky: Jay! Sign me a match! Massacre........ Iceman.......... Logan....... Livewire......... I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!! Because THIS TIME........................ I'M GONNA WIN!!!!!!! I got nothing to lose anymore.......... I have no pride. I have no self respect...... Hell, I can't
even get a erec........ um.............. You don't need to know that. The whole point is, I have been kicked around, beaten, bloodied, and in general just treated in a very rude manner for my career here in the CWF and it ENDS NOW! Hell, even the Law Of Averages isn't going in my way!


[Ricky drops his mic and actually gets a mild pop from the crowd!!!!!!! He leaves the ring, occasionally looking at a fan and sticking his tongue out at them........ Fade back to the announcers table]


McLure: wow............

Masterson: You know what? This guy proved a lot of good points tonight.. Hopefully he will start getting a few breaks now........


("Fuel" by Metallica plays, as Head Executive Jay, dressed in a grey Armani suit, steps out onto the entrance ramp. The crowd gives him a mild pop. Jay takes a microphone from a stagehand, and puts it to his mouth.)


Head Exec Jay: I don't know if you CWF fans have heard or not, but last Sunday night, a superstar here in the Championship Wrestling Federation passed away. I would like to honor him now, by giving a ten bell salute, to a great warrior, Wyatte Brock, but better known to those of us in the back as STEELE!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, if you would bow your heads, for this special moment.


(Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!)


Head Exec Jay: Thank you very much. I leave you with a special video of Steele's finer moments.


(The CWF cuts to a commercial break, showing highlights of Steele's brief career. It then fades back in, to the Announcer's table.)







Jon Clark vs Mystery Opponent

Matt Murdock: Oh my. Jon Clark is fighting right after the ten bell salute. I'm sure he's going to say something. Listen to the crowd they already hate this man. He's smiling and brushing it off though.

Vanessa McLure: Well he does have a match, against a mystery opponent, but he's grabbing a mic.

Jon Clark: Hahaha, what in the hell was that? A tribute to some scrub? My lord, what has this business came to? Steele was a jackass that didn't accomplish a damn thing. Oh wait! He was the people's champion. My bad. Frampton, I hope you know what I am trying to do here. I'm letting you know, that I want a piece of you, and that this man was a complete piece of trash I could beat any day of the week. With ease. Bring out the scrub I get to embarrass, this is for you Frampton. Just a preview.



(All of a sudden "You Talk Too Much" by: Run DMC blares throughout the speakers, the crowd rises with great hope and start to cheer, and out walks a bum dressed up like Wyatte "Steele" Brock, the crowd boos loudly, and Jon Clark is acting as if he were scared biting his nails, he then falls to the mat and laughs then sticks out his tongue and acts as if he were dead.)



Vanessa McLure: This man Clark is sick! I like him…

Matt Murdock: YOU are sick! Clark gets up and clotheslines the man, and he falls to the ground. The crowd is still booing loudly. Clark runs around in the ring as if he were caught on fire, drops to the mat and tries to roll to get out the fire. I hate this man already.

Vanessa McLure: He gets up, laughs, and signals his finisher. The Vertical DDT. It's up. And Down. The pin. 1... 2... 3... Arghhhh..

Jon Clark:Hahahaha, with ease Frampton. With ease.

(He drops the mic. And he gets up and walks out holding up his hands, as if there was something to be proud of, receiving many boos)




Claymation vs The Commander


Loudmouth: Ladies and gents, this following match up is for one fall and is a singles match. First making his way down the aisle at 245 lbs 6'10", Claymation.

("Freak On A Leash" by Korn plays as Claymation runs down the aisle. The crowd doesn't give a reaction. One pyro shoots off about 4 feet in the air.)

Loudmouth: And now his opponent at 6'7" and 275 lbs. He hails from Lawton, Oklahoma, The Commander.


(The Commander comes out to "Taps" and does a salute and stands at attention. Claymation runs down the aisle to him and quickly both men start trading blows. The fans don't seem to care much.)


Matt: Well the bell rings and this one starts fast and on the outside. Claymation throws two furious uppercuts to the jaw of The Commander. Claymation with a low blow and he hits a Samoan drop. Clay picks him up and throws Commander into the guardrail and hits an inverted piledriver.

Jordan Jones (ref): Ok you two get your asses in the ring now. I'm starting a 10 count. Although like most refs I may lose my count halfway through and restart later on. Hint hint.

Vanessa: This match sucked until the nice low BLOW!

Eric: You like that, eh?

Vanessa: Yes. Commander is up from nowhere and hits a scoop bodyslam. He is back up and does a reverse Russian leg sweep into the guardrail.

Eric: He ain't done yet. Commander hits a powerbomb.


(Ding Ding Ding!!!)


Matt: What happened?

Eric: Down to ringside for the official word.


Loudmouth: This match has been declared a double count out. This match is a double count out draw.


(The fans boo heavily and start throwing paper, beer cups, and other objects at the wrestlers.)

Jordan Jones: I told you boys.

Vanessa: Those guys suck bad.

Eric: No shit. The match was short and crappy. They fought fierce but were brain-dead.

Matt: Damn it Eric you can't cuss on SNS. You're not a wrestler. Time for a break.

[Steve Johnson stalks through the backstage area. He has a regular Singapore cane in his hand that he occasionally glances down at, as if to see if it is still there. He finally comes upon the door marked Asylum. He stands in front of it, listening for movement, suddenly kicking in the door, rushing in. The camera follows him into the room, and sees him staring at the rather big man with the claw around his neck. The man moves surprisingly quick for a big man and nails Steve with a boot to the gut and goes for a powerbomb. Only to have Steve comes up, still holding his cane, Steve slips out, takes aim and lets fly one hell of a wicked cane shot to the mans head. He doesn't drop. Steve repeats this two more times, and the man just doesn't budge. Steve then, takes his cane, sidesteps a right hand from the big man, and nails him directly in the crotch with it, knocking him quickly to his knees. Steve then takes his cane, and repeatedly nails the man in the forehead with it, until his blood flows freely. Steve then steps back, and kicks him right in the forehead with his boots before exiting the room.]

Steve: 1 Down......... Three to go. Mr. Prisoner guy? Your next.


(Screen fades in on a shot of the cover of CWF Music Vol. 1. "The Beautiful People" by Marylin Manson plays as clips of the CWF wrestlers on the CD are shown in action.)

Voice of Matt Murdock: Brand new in your entertainment, music, sporting stores, electronic stores, and some department stores. Its CWF Music Volume One. It features the songs of DDD, Cyclone, Mack McMichaels, Ken "Livewire" Sparks, Brett Logan, Massacre, Surfer Dude, RDT, Steve "Iceman" Johnson, Wyatte "Steele" Brocke, SNS, The Church, The Horsemen, and a remix of all the members of DTA's songs in one huge mega mix.

This CD hits stores this Tuesday but can already be ordered through the phone number you see on this screen. It's only a low price of $14.99. It has 14 songs and a poster featuring every CWF wrestler and TV personality from past to present. That's a huge deal you don't wanna miss out on. So buy the CD, crank it up in your car, and make the others' ears bleed with pulsating sounds of the hypnotic music the CWF fans love.


(Matt holds the CD as the camera fades out.)


Mack McMichaels vs The Bishop vs Birdman



[Camera cuts quickly to Steve Johnson walking throughout the hallways...... He enters the Men's bathroom, and closes the door. No more than five seconds later, the second member of the Asylum comes flying through the door. His prison jumpsuit is darkened from being apparently thrown into a wet sink or something. The door closes slowly, only to be kicked open by Steve, who begins rapid fire punches to the skull of the man, before grabbing his barbed wire cane, and raking it across the guys forehead, making him bleed quickly. Steve stands up, admiring his handiwork, before laying a few kicks into the man's chest and walking away, his bloodshot ice blue eyes piercing the camera]


Steve: Massacre and Assassin. You two candy asses are next. I hope you are watching and have seen what I have done. For the same fate will apply to you also my friends.........


[Fade back to in-ring.]


Loudmouth: We've got a Triple Threat up for you next, but the rules are a little different the normal ones. Only two guys are in at a time and for the third guy to come in he
must be tagged. So let's introduce the first wrestler. Standing 6 foot 3 and weighing
255 pounds. He is a great up and coming rookie in the CWF. BIRDMAN!!!!!


("Who Dat" by JT Money blasts over the PA as Birdman walks out onto the rampway. The fans give him a minor pop as he strolls down to the ring. He slides in and starts to dance when his music stops, he stops, wondering what's going on)


Loudmouth: Next we have another great up and coming wrestler in the CWF, he stands 6 foot 2 and weighs and amazing 300 pounds. He is BISHOP!!!!!!!!


("Surfacing" by Slipknot blasts over the PA as Bishop walks onto the rampway. He is given a minor pop, a little more than Birdman. He strolls down to the ring pointing at Birdman the whole time. He slides in the ring as Birdman climbs out onto the floor)


Loudmouth: Finally, a great veteran in the CWF. A former Extreme Outlaw and former Intercontinental champion. He is currently the leader of The Revolution! He stands 6 foot 6 and weights 235 pounds. He is MACK MCMICHAELS!!!!!!


("Shove It (My Own Summer)" by the Deftones blasts over the pa as Mack walks out onto the rampway with the Bodyguard standing right beside him. Both men stroll down to the ring with a few cheers but mostly boos. They slide into the ring and the bodyguard points at Bishop as Mack climbs the turnbuckle. The Bodyguard leaves the ring as Birdman slides back in)


Loudmouth: Ring the bell so this match can get underway!


Ding ding ding!!!


Eric: Bishop and Birdman will start things off. Bishop and Birdman tie up and Birdman gets the advantage. Bishop throws him against the ropes and clotheslines him.

Matt: Birdman takes his time to get up and as soon as he does Bishop nails him with another clothesline! Birdman again down to the ground and again slow to get up.

Vanessa: Bishop and Birdman tie up again and this time Bishop with the advantage and he gives him a crotch shot! He powerbombs Birdman and he is really hurting. Bishop flexing his muscles at the moment!

Eric: Birdman up and before Bishop can get to him he tags Mack. As Birdman crawls out of the ring Mack slowly steps threw the ropes to get in. Bishop starts to run at him but Mack puts his hand out telling him to hold up. Mack walks around the ring a little and says he's ready.

Matt: Mack and Bishop tie up and Mack with the advantage. He kicks Bishop in the gut. Bishop to his knees and Mack against the ropes and he gives him a low dropkick to the face and Bishop is down!

Vanessa: Mack really having his way with Bishop right now but Bishop up and he gives Mack a low blow! Mack really felt that one. Man, Bishop loves those low blows!

Eric: Bishop up to the top ropes, that's a big man about to come off the top. He jumps off and Mack dropkicks him in mid air! Bishop is really hurt. Mack is distracting the ref as the Bodyguard pulls Bishop out of the ring.

Matt: The Bodyguard starts to kick Bishop and just beat the shit out of him. The ref is still being distracted by Mack, and OH MY GOD! Birdman ran over there and did a dropkick of off the ring onto the bodyguard! Both Birdman and TBG are out from that one, I think Birdman hit his head!

Vanessa: Bishop slides back into the ring only to meet a series of kicks to his side. Mack has had his way with Bishop in this match. He pulls Bishop up by his hair and gives him a series of punches to the face, but Bishop blocks the last one and starts to comeback with right hands of his own!

Eric: Bishop and Mack exchanging blows as Birdman and TBG are going at it on the outside of the ring. Wait! On the outside, Birdman does a Blackout on TBG and TBG is out. Birdman gets back to the ring in case of a tag.

Matt: Mack and Bishop still going at it, they both bounce against the ropes and they double clothesline each other. Both men are out! The ref is starting the mandatory ten count!
1.......
2.......
3.......
4........
5........
6........
7.........
8.......
Matt: Both men are moving towards Birdman, which one will make the tag!

9.........

Eric: Mack makes the tag! Mack makes the Tag! Birdman in!

Vanessa: Birdman punching the hell out of Bishop. He throws him into the ropes and clotheslines him. Mack is laying in the corner watching. Birdman is signaling for the Blackout!

Matt: Bishop up, he sees what Birdman is trying to do. He ducks! Three kicks to
the ribs by bishop, a back heel kick to side of the head, then a leg sweep toknock down the opponent. That was the 5 kick combo! Bishop with the pin!
1....2....3 Bishop eliminates Birdman!

Vanessa: Bishop is celebrating, he thinks he has won, but wait, Mack taps on his shoulder! Bishop turns around and Mack kicks. He slings him into the ropes and points to the words on his shorts or something. He's calling for it, MACK ATTACK!!! He got it, Bishop down and Mack for the pin!
1....2....3!!

Matt: Mack wins! Mack wins! What a match, Mack wins!

Eric: Bishop and Birdman still down from the finishers that they suffered. Mack jumps outside of the ring and he picks up TBG. Ryan has come down to celebrate with him!

Vanessa: Look! It's Logan and X!

Eric: Brett Logan and X, running down the entrance ramp, wielding trash cans! They jump Mack, The Bodyguard, and Ryan! It's a brawl!!

Matt: Um…we'll be right back…




Desmond Destiny vs Donald McRonald for the CWF Intercontinental Title


Loudmouth: Ladies and Gents, this match up is for the CWF International title. It is for one fall. Coming down the isle, the insane hardcore clown, Donald McRonald.

( "Skatnaic" by Reel Big Fish plays. Don McRonald comes down into the ring. )

Loudmouth: And his opponent, a member of the Asylum and the International champion, Desmond Destiny.


(Destiny comes running out to ringside. )


Matt: Destiny enters the ring and attacks McR before McR gets his rainbow suspenders off. Desmond gives McR not one, not two, but three snap suplexes. Now Destiny stomps on McR.

Eric: Destiny shoots McR across the ring, flying forearm smash by Destiny. McR rolls out of the ring but Destiny climbs the top rope, flying cross body by Destiny onto McR. Both men are down, and the ref starts to count.

Ref: 1......2......3......4......5

Vanessa: Desmond rolls back in but McR is still out.

Ref: 6............7...........8

Vanessa: And McR rolls back in. Desmond goes for a powerbomb but McR gives him a Frankensteiner, or a Hurracanrana, whichever tickles your fancy.

Matt: Whoa, the comes the Asylum, Minister Massacre, Assassin, Bloodlust and Tortured Soul. Oh man they're gonna get McR!!! They roll inside the ring, Desmond looks happy to see them and...what the hell?!

Eric: They're attacking Destiny?! Massacre gives him the Bloody Benediction!!! Assassin hooks on the Assassination, good lord its a gang beating!!! Bloodlust takes his claw and scratches Destiny, then wipes it off and licks it. How sickening. Now Asylum looks to be leaving the ring.


DING DING DING.


Vanessa: Lets see what the ref has decided.

Loudmouth: Due to outside interference, Desmond Destiny wins by Disqualification and retains the CWF Intercontinental Title.

Matt: What?! I don't know if I agree with that call.

Eric: Well they did attack Desmond, so you think McR would get it because that took away his chance at winning, but then again it took away Desmond's chance of winning, cleanly that is.

Matt: Well there you have it folks, Destiny is your winner, but looks like a real loser right now, and I thought he was a member of Asylum.

Eric: Me too, Asylum already making their presence felt, will Livewire Ken Sparks be next?

Vanessa: I hope so.

Matt: I hope not.


("Smart" Alec Kidd comes down to the ring, dressed in wrestling gear. He has a chair with him. Alec gets into the ring, and proceeds to beat McRonald down. He then pulls a mic out from his tights as Don rolls out of the ring.)


"SMART" ALEC KIDD: What's up, CWF!!!!!!


(The fans cheer loudly.)


"SMART" ALEC KIDD: Ya know, I was in the back, in the executive office, and I got to thinkin' about some things. There`s a lot of problems, a lot of misdealings here in the CWF. And the best way I can see to deal with these situations is to come back to the ring! Not only that, but I know you fans wanna see me here too. Only problem is that, as Commissioner, I still can`t wrestle on a regular basis. So, Head Exec Jay, I resign my Commissioner role. I hope to get in some matches with some of these low life pieces of trash, and to let me get in there and give the fans what they want! That`s all I gotta say, later people!


(Alec Kidd walks to the back.)


Matt: Wow.

Eric: Agreed.


(Screen fades in and The Revolution is all seen standing with mist blowing in between them. The camera angle shows them as being up and at an angle from them looking down at you.)

Voice of Eric Masterson: Now you too can own the all new "Mack and Da Crew" shirt. It's all black and features Mack and the rest of the Revolution with the shirt's title at the top of the picture. The back has a rear picture of the group. Also we have the all new "All In The Family" shirt. This features The Revolution including the Disciples, Mara, Mable, TBG, Mack, and Ryan. It has the title and a pyro border surrounds the picture. The back
has The Revolution logo on it. Each shirt is only $20.99 and that's a good deal. You can order them separately or order the same number of both. That's ordering in multiples of two for each shirt and each multiple costs a combined cost of $37.97.
Which saves you over $3. So be sure to order now and get your Revolution gear.

Mack: Have you been Macked yet?

Ryan: If you're in our way then either get out or be ready to be destroyed by the Revolution.


(The scene fades out on the Revolution as the camera slowly makes it's away above them.)





X vs Ryan McMichaels for the CWF People's Title


Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is for the CWF People's Title!! Introducing first, the challenger..... From Miami Florida.....


["Shove It" by the Deftones plays as Ryan McMichaels makes his way down to the ring with the Bodyguard, to a smattering of boos from the crowd....He slides into the ring and stands off to the side as the Bodyguard stands on the outside of the ring, looking just plain mean]


Loudmouth: RYAN MCMICHAELS!!!!!!!!!! And his opponent. The CWF PEOPLES
CHAMPION!!!!! From the mysterious Parts Unknown......


["Coma White" by Marilyn Manson plays as X steps out from behind thecurtain to a surprising positive crowd reaction.... He walks to the ring with the People's Title wrapped around his waist. He gets to the ring and climbs in. He takes his belt off and hands it to the ref, who holds it into the air signifying that it is on the line. DING DING DING the match begins]

McLure: X starting things off a bit early here with stiff rights and lefts to McMichaels head....

Masterson: X just pounds him into the corner and looks around at the crowd for approval... Whoops. BIG mistake...

Murdock: McMichaels grabs him by the neck and tosses HIM into the corner now..... Fists and feet are flying as McMichaels pounds X down into a heap in the corner....

McLure: Jesus, look at his arrogance. He is going over to The Bodyguard and getting a drink of water..... I knew I liked this guy for some reason.

Murdock: X Slowly to his feet, but McMichaels goes right back on the offense with kicks to the head and the like. Irish whip into the ropes.....

Masterson: BIG clothesline by Ryan! He was trying to decapitate him with that maneuver! Quick leg drop now, and he pulls him back up!

Murdock: He gets X to his feet and begins to punch... Lefts and rights to him, and he's acting like a boxer or something!

McLure: Looks like he danced a bit long as he went for another punch, X blocked it, and hit him with one of his own! Repeated punches now, and X bounces off the ropes....... Flying clothesline!

Masterson: That move took its toll on these guys, who have gone nonstop since the bell rang! Both men slow to their feet..... X off the ropes again, and Ryan hits him with a hip toss.... AGAIN!..... And ONE MORE!!!!

Murdock: McMichaels with a clear advantage right now, he leisurely picks up X....... Hooks him around the neck in a front face lock..... He gets backdropped by X! X falls backwards.... OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

McLure: Now THAT'S a good move! X falls down backwards and just PLANTS his head into McMichaels groin area!!!!!!

Murdock: X with an unintentional low blow on McMichaels, climbs to his feet.... And he jumps up to the top rope..... GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! He misses it!

Masterson: X went for his guillotine leg drop and McMichaels rolled out of the way at just the last second!!!!! McMichaels now to his feet... He taps his head and looks to the crowd.... But X is getting up! X is on his feet standing behind McMichaels he rolls him up with a schoolboy! 1...................2................ KICKOUT! A kickout by McMichaels!

Murdock: McMichaels to his feet and he begins to stomp away at X's head and chest! McMichaels now headed to the top rope! He is going for his OWN guillotine leg drop!!! Off he goes..... HE HITS IT!!!!! McMichaels just hit X with a guillotine leg drop, and he drapes an arm over for the pin! 1.............2.............. KICKOUT BY X!!!!!!!! X with a BIG kickout!

McLure: X kicks out after that guillotine leg drop, and he slowly gets to his feet while a stunned McMichaels watches him! McMichels attempts to kick him in the gut, but he gets turned around, and a clothesline!

Masterson: A clothesline by X drops McMichaels flat on his keister, and he gets back up! Boot to the gut by X.... Flips him over on his butt, off the ropes is X... DROP KICK! A dropkick right into the back of McMichaels head!

Murdock: X grabs Ryan by his hair and pulls him to his feet... Standing drop kick knocks Ryan into the turnbuckles! X to the far corner and charges in...... BIG SPLASH IN THE CORNER!!!!!

Masterson: X pulls him out of the corner and Ryan falls flat on his face! X to the top rope, he leaps off with a Vader bomb on the back of Ryan's head! Absolutely VICIOUS maneuver!!!!!

McLure: I like this guy too......

Murdock: X to his feet and he grabs up McMichaels by his hair, sets him up for a powerbomb.... and He delivers the goods with a HUGE powerbomb!!!!!

Masterson: X With a tremendous maneuver on McMichaels and he looks at the Bodyguard, who in turn stands on the ring apron.... The ref comes over and yells at Bodyguard who in turn is yelling at him and at X.....Wait a second... He just threw something to Ryan!!!!!

Murdock: McMichaels catches that object that Bodyguard threw to him! X turns around.... Ryan with a HUGE right hand to X's head! And X just CRUMPLES down on the mat!!!!! Bodyguard still has the ref distracted, and Ryan takes whatever that object was and throws it into his tights! Ref turns around just in time to see Ryan on top of X!!!! NO NO NO!! NOT THIS WAY!!!!! 1....................2......................3.... KICKOUT BY X!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST IN TIME!!!

Masterson: X kicks out with some power!!!! Ryan is MAD! HE yells at the ref about a slow count and X slowly climbs to his feet!!!! X now to his feet and Ryan turns around! X with a HUGE punch to the head! Ryan and X trading punches in the middle of the ring! The ref tries to break it up and he gets hit by BOTH Ryan and X with a punch! Ref to the ground!

McLure: Bodyguard in the ring! He gets met with a boot to the gut and a DDT from X!!!! X turns his attentions back to Ryan! Ryan got that object from his tights and goes to hit X with it again! X ducks and grabs his hand! He takes the object from Ryan and hits HIM in the head with it!

Murdock: X Picks up Bodyguard and throws him out of the ring! He takes the object and reveals it to be a.....roll of quarters! He tears open the roll and dumps the quarters on the Bodyguard outside the ring! And now he picks up Ryan....

Masterson: Looks like a belly to belly coming up here... NO!! DEATH WARRANT!!!!!!!! X With the cover! The ref is slow to get into position!
1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 KICKOUT BY MCMICHAELS!!!!!!

Murdock: Ryan kicks out barely in time, and X gets to his feet! He picks up Ryan..... DEATH WARRANT ONE MORE TIME!!!!!! 1...............2.................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[DING DING DING]


Loudmouth: Your winner and STILL CWF PEOPLES CHAMPION!!!!!!! X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[The crowd gives X a positive reaction as he grabs his belt and leaves the ring... The bodyguard comes to and climbs in the ring, pointing at X as he helps Ryan to his feet]


Masterson: X wins a grueling battle with Ryan McMichaels over the CWF People's Title....


(The camera cuts backstage, where JV and Cyclone are stalking around. JV is wearing a trenchcoat, and Cyclone is wearing his DTA shirt. They come to a locker room labeled "Desmond Destiny". JV kicks the door open, and sees Destiny laying there, wounded. JV jumps at the Destiny, stomping on him unmercifully. He takes off his coat, and is wearing a DTA shirt.)


JV: Desmond Destiny, CWF, DON'T…TRUST…ANYBODY!!!!







Merlin "g-Crusher" Reynolds vs Alexander Hart vs Remorse


Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen our next match is a special Three-way dance! It is scheduled for one fall, and no time limit! Introducing first....... Alexander Hart!!!!!


["Hill of the Skull" by Joe Satriani plays as Alexander Hart makes his way to the ring. He climbs in and stands off in a neutral corner]


Loudmouth: His opponent...... Merlin "g-Crusher" REYNOLDS!!!!!


["For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica plays as g-Crusher makes his way to the ring. He slides in the ring, and immediately goes on the attack. Their third and final opponent comes down to the ring to "Hate Me Now" by Nas and Puff Daddy.]


Loudmouth: The final participant in this match is REMORSE!!!!!!!


[DING DING DING]


McLure: Things getting off to a quick start here with these guys as g-Crusher gives no mercy to Alexander Hart!!!! He spears him and immediately begins to punch him in the head with lefts and rights, while Remorse just stands off behind them and laughs!

Masterson: Remorse being the smarter of the three, as he stands off watching those two battle it out! Merlin brings Hart to his feet and throws him into the ropes, only for him to be met by Remorse with a BIG chokeslam!!!! Remorse looks over at Merlin, and smiles as he walks closer to him!

Murdock: Remorse grabs Merlin by his throat and begins to lift him up, only to have his knees dropped out as Hart comes from behind with a chop block!!!! Hart clips him and knocks the big man down to one leg and erlin kicks him in the gut and gives him a short drop DDT!!!

Masterson: Both of these men now tooling on Remorse as the man lays helplessly on the mat! WAIT! Hart just nailed Merlin with a right to the face! Hart grabs Merlin's arm and throws him into the ropes...... Merlin back now and gets a clothesline for his troubles! Hart picks up Remorse and throws HIM into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, only to have Remorse pick him up and hit a short-arm chokeslam on him!!!!!

Murdock: Remorse picks Hart up by his neck and scoops him up...BODYSLAM! He picks up Merlin and scoops him up, only to have Merlin slide down his back, and drop kick him in the back of the head! G to his feet again and he punches Remorse in the small of the back! Remorse leans back, directly into a reverse DDT from g-Crusher!!!

McLure: G with a pin attempt, trying to end things quickly, doesn't even get a one count before Alexander Hart pounces on him and pulls him off of Remorse! Remorse to his feet slowly, and while Hart and Crusher punch it out in the middle of the ring, Remorse climbs outside and grabs a chair!

Masterson: What is this? There's Brett Logan and X, on the entrance ramp. They casually walk down the ring, and stand, watching carefully…

Murdock: Meanwhile, Remorse back into the ring with the chair and he WAFFLES Hart with it! Hart to the mat quickly as Remorse goes to nail Merlin with the hair. G ducks and grabs the chair from Remorse! He throws it to the round, and wags his finger at remorse as if to say no!

McLure: But h doesn't hesitate to drop kick remorse right in the knees does he??? Remorse to the mat next to Hart and G to the top rope! He jumps, turns and jumps again to hit the moonsault onto BOTH MEN!!!!! Crusher with a moonsault onto two men! He goes for the pin and gets a two count!

Masterson: So do I get to speak now? Yeah that's what I thought. Crusher with that tremendous moonsault onto Hart and remorse gets him a two count on both men, and he gets back to his feet. He runs the ropes, they duck and as he bounces back, he gets hit with a double boot to the gut, two different arms smashes on his back, and a double vertical suplex!

McLure: They both drop and elbow on him and Hart reaches out to shake Remorse's hand, only to get met with Remorse spitting in his face and body slamming him! Remorse spits in his face, slams him, and drops an elbow on HIM too!!!!! He picks him up and throws him into the ropes...Goes for the clothesline, but Hart floats over and nails him with a DDT!!!

Murdock: Hart with a tremendous DDT on Remorse, and he goes for the pin, and almost gets a three count, had it not been for g-Crusher with the save, this match would be over..... Hart pulls up Remorse to his feet and throws him into the ropes. Hart and Merlin go for a double backdrop but both of them get hit with Eternity!!!!! That's Remorse's finishing move!!!!!

Masterson: Remorse hit both men with a set of DDT's for them, he likes to call Eternity, but in the process, it looks like he knocked himself out too!! The ref starts the count and gets up to 8 before Remorse is able to slip an arm over Hart..... He gets a very close two count and pounds the mat in frustration! Suddenly, g-Crusher kips up to his feet and bounces off the ropes... He hits Remorse with a rolling neck snapper from behind!!!

McLure: WAIT! Out of NOWHERE Merlin slips his g-Crush onto Remorse! Remorse is SCREAMING in pain as Merlin pulls back tighter on his neck! Hart to his feet, he stands back and watches Remorse scream!!!! But he comes off the ropes and hits G-Crusher with a bulldog from behind, pulling him off of Remorse! Remorse rolls to the outside, clutching his neck and it looks like Hart and G-Crusher are the ones left in this game!

Murdock: G-Crusher to his feet! He rushes Hart, only to drop into a baseball slide and go between Hart's legs! He kips up and hits Hart with a belly to back suplex before he even knows what happened! Hart's neck bounces off the canvas like a rag doll, and G once again to his feet! He limbs the top rope...... And comes off it with another Moonsault!!!!!!!

Masterson: OH MY GOD! He just landed that moonsault on the back of Alexander Hart's neck! Hart grabbing at his neck, and I think he may seriously be hurt here folks.... g-Crusher pulls Hart to his feet, and flings him into the the ropes! And Hart couldn't even make it to the ropes before collapsing!

McLure: Merlin moves closer to Hart to check on him..... AND HE GETS ROLLED UP!!! HART WAS PLAYING POSSUM! Hart gets a close two count and Merlin is PISSED OFF! Merlin to his feet, he pulls up Hart and throws him into the ropes, Clothesline attempt ducked by Alexander, who bounces off the ropes, comes up behind Merlin, hits him in the back and flings him over his head backwards in an inverted vertical suplex! He dropped him flat on his face and Merlin is OUT!!!!

Murdock: Hart is motioning for the Ground Zero.... He picks up Merlin in a vertical suplex position and holds him for about 20 seconds before swinging him out and dropping him into a pile driver! Hart with the pin!!!!!!! 1................2.....................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[DING DING DING]


Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of this match...... Alexander.... HART!!!!!!

McLure: Hart with a tough, tough win tonight against not one but two guys. Although he DID have help getting rid of Remorse courtesy of Merlin's devastating G-Crush..... He still had the tools to get the "W" tonight....


(Screen fades in on clips from the past three CWF pay per views in a highlight reel set up to "Fuel" by Metallica. The logo for the PPV fades in on the screen. A computer-generated turkey runs by the screen being chased by a computer-generated Indian with an axe. Both run off the screen the sound of the axe hitting the turkey is heard and the head of the Turkey rolls across the screen with the blood of the turkey forming the name
of the PPV and its date.)


Anouncer: Be sure to order Thanksgiving Turkey Terror, LIVE November 21, 1999. Only $29.95 and the competition will be fiercer than ever before. You can gobble on this feast of wrestling action at its most amazing form.


("Fuel" starts playing again and quick random shots of CWF superstars are shown in full color images with a fire burning in the background.)






Chronically Pissed Off (JV and Cyclone) vs Brett Logan and X vs Garcia Frampton and Century vs Desmond Destiny and ???


Loudmouth: Ladies and Gents in attendance, get ready for the big four way dance for a shot at the tag champions next Sunday at the pay per view!!! Coming down the isle, the International champion, Desmond Destiny and his opponent, Tortured Soul.

Matt: Well I don't get this at all, I understand Destiny still wants to compete, but with Tortured Soul?

Eric: Well I...wait a minute. Assassin, Massacre and Bloodlust come down the ramp and attack Destiny again. Good Lord!!! They all stomp on him, and Assassin hooks on the Assassination again!!! Assassin drags him to the back and the rest follow, I feel sorry for Desmond, who knows what things Asylum will do.

Loudmouth: Um....Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is now a three way dance. Coming
down the isle, the team of Garcia Frampton and Century!!!


( Century and Frampton make their way to ringside to "Millennium" by Robbie Williams.)


Loudmouth: Their opponents, the team of Brett Logan and X!!


("Wake Up" by Korn plays. X and Brett Logan come to ringside.)


Loudmouth: And the final team, Chronically Pissed Off, JV and Cyclone.


("More Human Than Human" by White Zombie plays, Cyclone and JV come out. Both are wearing DTA shirts.)


DING DING DING.


Matt: Okay the way this match is fought is like a three way dance, one member of each team will be in the ring at one time, well actually it just states three men in the ring at one time, so it could be JV and Cyclone on X or a similar type situation. To quote Mills Lane, lets get it on!!!

Eric: Okay starting things off its X, Cyclone and Century. We know very little about Century, and I think he likes it that way. Both Century and X double team Cyclone and beat him. They give him a double suplex. Now Century and X pick up Cyclone and give him a gut buster. Ouch that takes all the wind out of you.

Vanessa: Come on Cyclone, you can do better then that!!! Get up and make me...err I mean Jenna proud. Century and X hot shot Cyclone against the ropes and Cyclone goes down.

Matt: Cyclone is down and now X goes to make the cover.

Jordan Jones: One.....two….

Matt: Century pulls X off, now Century makes the cover.

Jones: One.....two

Matt: Now X pulls Century off. This is crazy, just someone pin him and move on, it's not that hard!!!

Eric: Now X and Century are in a shoving match, and they double clothesline each other. Cyclone picks up X and gives him a vertical suplex, and he gives Century one too. Now he tags in JV.

Vanessa: JV goes to work with left and right hands on Century and X, now JV goes to work more on X allowing Century to tag in Frampton. Frampton must be in such agony, losing his partner and close friend Wyatte Brock, Framton gives JV and German suplex and JV's head snaps back. Framtpon takes X down with an even flow DDT.

Matt: X rolls over and tags in Brett Logan. Brett comes in but Frampton gives him a kick and then a swinging neck breaker. JV is getting up and Frampton gives him a spinning heel kick. JV falls back and tags in Cyclone. Cyclone stays away from Frampton and goes over to Logan but Logan body drops Cyclone outside the ring. Then from behind Frampton drop kicks Logan outside the ring.

Eric: This match is on fire!!!! Now Logan and Cyclone brawl outside the ring. Frampton stands inside the ring and the ref isn't paying attention, JV sneaks in and gives Frampton a piledriver. Century comes in and attacks JV and X clotheslines them both and all three men go outside the ring via the top rope.

Vanessa: Now Logan and Cyclone climb into the ring and both cover Frampton.

JJ: One........two.......three!!!!

CS: Frampton and Century have been eliminated. CPO and Logan and X remain.

Vanessa: Now Logan and Cyclone are fighting, Cyclone gives Logan an inverted atomic drop. Now Cyclone gives Brett a headbutt and a boot to the face. X comes in and JV is in too. Cyclone goes for a clothesline but hits JV instead.


Matt: X and Logan DDT Cyclone and then gorilla press slam JV to the floor. X goes out and attacks JV, X gives JV a powerbomb onto the Chinese Announcer table. Incredible!!! Now Logan gives Cyclone a Northern lights suplex.

Eric: Logan follows it up with a cradle piledriver. He goes up top. Logan goes for a frog splash, we usually don't see him go up top. And Cyclone moves. Now Cyclone hits the Cyclonic Drop on Logan!!! He goes for a cover.

JJ: One........two........

Vanessa: X breaks it up. Now X gives Cyclone a kick to the midsection and a jawbreaker. JV is up and grabs X's foot and brings him back outside. Cyclone is getting back up and so is Logan.

Matt: Cyclone kicks Logan and goes for the Cyclonic drop again but Logan floats over out of the suplex position and then from behind rolls Cyclone into the ring ropes then they both fall back and Logan gets the roll up.

JJ: One.........two......

Eric: Kickout by Cyclone. Logan gives Cyclone a few right hands but Cyclone gets in a low blow. Now both men are dazed and trying to get some composure. Cyclone runs at Logan but Logan gets a powerslam.

Vanessa: Logan now sets him up for a suplex but Cyclone kicks Logan and gives him the Cyclonic drop.

JJ: One.................two.................three!!!

Loudmouth: Your winners, JV and Cyclone.

Matt: They'll face Livewire and Massacre next week.

Eric: But Massacre spit on his belt, and set it on fire, I wonder what's up with that? Those two fight tonight, we may not even have a tag match next week…





The Assassin vs Steve "Iceman" Johnson


Loudmouth: The next contest will be a one pinfall match. Introducing first, Steve "The Iceman" Johnsoooonnnnnnn!!!

["Enter Sandman" by Metallica plays as the fans leap the their feet cheering loudly. The lights fade out to black as two lines of flames begin to leap and flicker their way up the entrance ramp, and as they reach the curtains, they explode in a shower of sparks and smoke. A red strobe light flashes off and on behind the smoke, as the words "Hardcore Specialist" and "Iceman" spin around on the video wall screen, dripping blood everywhere on screen. Suddenly, a shadow appears in front of the strobe light and a red spot light shines on the shadow, which as the smoke clears, is seen as Steve Johnson. In
his right hand is his barbed wire Singapore cane, and wrapped around his neck, hanging from a draw string is a canvas bag, filled with thumbtacks. Steve is wearing a pair of baggy black jeans, black leather combat boots, and a pair of mirror tinted Oakley wrap around sunglasses. He begins a slow methodical walk to the ring, occasionally slapping a fans hand or two. He slides in underneath the ring ropes, and immediately leaps up to his feet. He walks to all four sides of the ring, and stands on the first and second rope,
raising his cane to the crowd, ala Justin Credible from ECW. He finally settles in the middle of the ring, and he looks out at all of the fans, pointing his cane around as he spins a circle. When he finishes that, he takes the bag from around his neck and throws both arms into the air, and red fire explodes from each corner of the ring. He goes to a corner, sets his bag down, followed by his cane, and grabs a mic from the ring announcer.]


Steve: Ladies and gentlemen...... Tonight I will take on the Assassin. Assassin, come on out here, and get your ass kicked by THE single toughest mother fucker in the CWF history! I have been beaten by a lot of people, but rare is the person who beats me more than once. Do you think you got what it takes? I don't. Get your ass out here little man so I can stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk the sumbitch dry!


[Steve drops the mic and then quickly rushes up to the top of the entrance ramp, and he climbs up onto the CWF logo, and then up onto the video wall, and stands there, waiting for Massacre and Assassin to come out]


Loudmouth: Introducing Next, from Chicago, IL, THE ASSASSIN!


("Assassins" by Insane Clown Posse starts to blare from the speakers as The Assassin walks alone through the curtains.)


Vanessa: Oh my God! Steve just jumped off the CWFtron and nailed The Assassin with a crossbody onto the floor! That's gotta hurt!

Matt: Ouch, Steve and The Assassin both get up slowly. This is going to be a war folks!

Eric: Steve is going crazy. Throwing The Assassin into the CWFtron. He really has his game face on today.

Matt: Ah oh, The Assassin picked up Steve's cane. He is swinging it at Steve.

Vanessa: Steve ducks once, but The Assassin connects with his second attempt. Steve is out cold!

Matt: I can't believe The Assassin just broke Steve's cane over his own head! That had to hurt.

Eric: The Assassin is picking up The Iceman. He throws him all the way down the aisle. Iceman slides into the ring and out the other side.

Matt: Iceman showing his veteran skills, taking some time to recoop.

Vanessa: The Assassin runs into the ring. Iceman is looking for a chair but can't seem to get the fat bell man up off of his.

Eric: The Assassin climbs the top rope. Oh my god....no, a crossbody of his own off the top rope onto the dumbfounded Iceman.

Matt: The Assassin picks up Steve and rolls him into the ring. He goes for the cover.
one....two - kickout!

Matt: Iceman really showing some guts here. Both men get up and start punching each other. Steve gains the upper hand and throws The Assassin into the ropes. The Assassin bounces back and receives "The End of the Line" by the Iceman!

Eric: It's over! It's over!
One....two......Johnson stops the cover? Why?

Matt: Look, in front of the ring…is that Brett Logan? He is yelling at the Iceman!

Vanessa: All right!

Eric: Johnson is up…a baseball slide to the outside, taking out Logan!!!

Matt: Look, there's X! He jumps over the guard rail, from the crowd, I guess that's where they came from…He is beating down on Johnson!

Eric: Assassin struggling up…he looks, sees the Iceman, and laughs.

Matt: X with a left hand! And another…BLOCKED by Johnson! Kick to the gut…DDT!!

Vanessa: NOOO!

Eric: Logan back to his feet, Johnson sees him…END OF THE LINE! But X is back up, with a chair…SMACK! To the head of Steve!

Vanessa: YESS!!

Matt: Johnson just laughs! Uh oh…the Assassin rolls out of the ring, and picks up a chair of his own! He is behind Johnson, and yells at him…SMACK! Another chair shot!

Eric: Johnson still does not fall! X with the chair, and he drives it into the knee of the Iceman! That might have broken his knee! Johnson falls.

Vanessa: All right!!

Matt: Logan and X walk to the back now, I guess they did their job! What is with them…seemingly attacking EVERYONE these last two weeks!

Eric: The Assassin rolls Johnson into the ring.

Matt: He picks up Steve and hits a T-Bone Suplex on Steve.

Vanessa: The Assassin picks up The Iceman and puts him in a sleeper. The Iceman is going to go out here! The crowd is yelling!

Matt: The ref picks up Johnson's hand, it falls to his side! A second time…likewise. Come on Johnson! A third time, Johnson keeps it in the air!

Eric: Johnson with some energy…how? He breaks the sleeper by making a Johnson/Turnbuckle sandwich with Assassin as the special sauce!

Vanessa: No way! This guy should be out!

Matt: Well, he's not…He picks up The Assassin, going for a piledriver…reversed and a back body drop by Assassin!

Eric: Johnson back up…

Matt: The Assassin pokes Steve in the eye, and picks him up for a Death Valley Driver. He connected! But Steve landed on the still ailing referee on the way down! That can't help the cause!

Eric: The smart Assassin, doesn't try for the pin realizing the referee is out. Instead he gets out of the ring and gets the bag of thumbtacks. He pours them all over the referee.

Matt: What could he be doing here! He picks up the hobbling Iceman and puts him in between his legs. He holds Steve up in a powerbomb runs over towards the referee and throws the Iceman on top of the thumbtack filled referee. The Iceman has to be dead!

Vanessa: Oh My God! There is blood all over the left side of the ring!

Eric: The Assassin gets on top of Steve. He turns over the referee. He picks up the ref's hand.

Vanessa: He can't do this!

Matt: He is counting FOR the ref!!!
One....two......three!

Loudmouth: Your winner, The Assassin!!!

Matt: Uh oh….who's this coming out?

Eric: It's Tortured Soul! The guy in an orange jumpsuit with shackles on his hands and feet! He jumps into the ring…

Vanessa: He's attacking Johnson! He's got him in a Camel clutch, pulling back with the handcuffs, on Johnson's neck! WE WILL SEE A MAN DIE TONIGHT!

Eric: Oh no we won't! Here comes Cyclone, he dives into the ring, and kicks Tortured Soul!

Matt: Now, here comes Bloodlust! He attacks Cyclone! We've got to go to break folks! Here comes security, they'll clear things up…


(Scene opens with a shot of Ted Randy chasing a Turkey around a tree stump. Ted is wearing an Indian outfit and is carrying a rubber axe. "The Thanksgiving Song" by Adam Sandler is playing.)


Turkey: Gobble Gobble Gobble!

Ted: Come here you damn Turkey. Its time for the feast! Big Papa Ted is hungry for some meat. Oh hey! Yes I'm still here somewhere in CWF. Be sure to order Thanksgiving Turkey Terror on Pay Per View if you didn't get the tickets to see it live in San Antonio, Texas. It's in the Alamo Dome. Tickets will be sold out long before the event arrives. So get your turkey, find your pals, and order the PPV. It's only $29.95 and it comes with a special preview show.


(Ted continues to chase the Turkey around the tree stump as the screen fades out.)





Livewire Ken Sparks vs Minister Massacre for the CWF World Heavyweight Title


(A recap, with "Sad But True" by Metallica plays, showing all of Livewire and Massacre's title wins and encounters.)


Matt Murdock: Well, that about says it all; The rise of Ken Sparks, The Church, the battles between Massacre and Sparks, and then Asylum.

Eric Masterson: I don't think it says it all. I think what was missing was the battle between the Fire and Ice.

Vanessa: The polar opposites of one another, Massacre seems to be lacking the warmth of soul that people are born with, I like that, you don't need to be warm in the ring.

Matt Murdock: Yes, Eric, and then you have to look at the fact that Sparks burns like a bonfire, now, more than ever, seeming to be burning out of control.

Eric Masterson: Which Sparks will we see, the carefree give-it-my-all Sparks, or the one who is moving toward the edge of this flat world we call a wrestling ring.

Vanessa: And now for the pre-match introductions.

Loudmouth: The following match is our main event, the battle between good and
evil, the battle for the CWF World Heavyweight Championship.


(The crowd cheers, many holding up signs in support of Livewire, one that reads "Massacre 3:16. I just killed your role model")


Loudmouth: First, the challenger. Hailing from Tempe, Arizona, Minister Massacre!


(The lights turn off, the arena is dark, except for the lighters many fans hold up. "Battle for Heaven" drowns out the boos of the crowd as the arena suddenly transforms into a scene not unlike a motor vehicle accident scene as ambulance-like spinning red lights flash in the arena. A red strobe light flashes on the top of the ramp as Massacre emerges from the curtain. He stretches his arms out and bows his head as the blood-spouting sprinklers bathe him in blood.

He starts his approach toward the ring , ignoring the hail of trash and other debris being thrown at him. One fan, dressed in a white druid's robe holds his hand out to Massacre, and is rebuffed as Massacre ignores the attempt.

Slowly, Massacre walks up the ring steps and slips between the ropes. Fire explodes from the ringposts and Massacre bows his head again, then takes his place in the challenger's corner.)

Loudmouth: And now, the champion, the man featured in Cincinnati Weekly's who's hot and who's not column on the hot side for three months running, The CWF World Champon, Livewire, Ken Sparks.


(Livewire jogs onto the landing of the ramp. He holds up his index finger and points to the crowd in a sweeping motion. Then he stops, looks to the sky, points to the ceiling then bows his head for a moment.

"All-Star" starts to play and the suddenly silent crowd erupts. Livewire starts down the ramp, slapping hands of fans and even shaking hands with the white-hooded druid Massacre ignored. A fan holds a sign in his way that says, "You'd have to be krazy to like Asylum. GO KENNY."

Livewire jogs up the ring steps and slides through the ropes. He looks at the
belt, kisses it, and hands it to the referee. The bell rings, and both stare at one another for a moment.)


Matt Murdock: Well, folks, we have begun here at the arena, and this match
ought to be a good one.

Eric Masterson: Massacre and Sparks are stalking each other, going around the ring in circles, looking for an opening.

Vanessa: They look like ballerinas. Let's lock up or something!

Matt Murdock: Sparks shoots for Massacre's leg, but Massacre moves and pounds Sparks on the back. Sparks is still able to roll away and get back to his feet.

Eric Masterson: That couldn't have felt good.

Vanessa: Sparks is going to have to better than that.

Matt Murdock: Massacre holds his hand up, inviting a test of strength from Sparks.

Eric Masterson: Sparks leans forward, trying to keep out of range of the kicks Massacre usually throws.

Vanessa: They lock up, one hand then two. Chest to chest, like Microsoft and Apple.

Matt Murdock: Massacre looks like he is getting the advantage.

Eric Masterson: He does have the size and strength advantage, I don't know why Sparks would get into this.

Vanessa: Massacre is pushing Sparks down to the ground.

Matt Murdock: Yow, Massacre kicks Livewire in the sternum twice.

Eric Masterson: He is still holding onto Sparks' hands. Oh my, he flips over Sparks, holding his hands and goes for a backslide.

Vanessa: 1-2 - Sparks wriggles free, but Massacre hasn't let go of Sparks' hands.

Matt Murdock: Or is it the other way around? Sparks rolls himself of Masacre's back and is on his knees in front of Massacre, and Massacre's face is smashed into the mat from that last pin attempt.

Eric Masterson: Massacre is lifting his head ... Sparks rolls onto his back and then kicks Massacre in the face.

Vanessa: Oh my ... Massacre is blinking his eye, I think Sparks got a heel into it.

Matt Murdock: Livewire still hasn't let go of Massacre's hands, but now he does and he kicks Massacre in the gut, pushes him toward the ropes and hits him with a flying forearm

Eric Masterson: Massacre is down, he rolls out of the ring for a breather.

Vanessa: Look out!

Matt Murdock: Sparks dives through the ropes at Massacre, slamming him, back-first, into the railing.

Eric Masterson: Sparks is walking the railing, PLANCHA, he just hit Massacre with a plancha!!

Vanessa: Massacre is getting hit again and again, he's down.

Matt Murdock: Sparks jumps onto the ring apron, runs toward, another Plancha!

Eric Masterson: Massacre is up, he catches Sparks ...

Vanessa: He's got Sparks and he's walking with him.

Matt Murdock: Oh my mother's wig, he just powerbombed Sparks, headfirst, on the railing.

Eric Masterson: Sparks is hurt bad, he's holding his head.

Vanessa: Massacre isn't one to take lightly and showboat on, Sparks should have remembered that.

Matt Murdock: Massacre grabs at Livewire's head and his hand slips off Sparks' hair.

Eric Masterson: There's blood on Massacre's hand, that must mean there is even more on Sparks' head.

Vanessa: Massacre grabs Sparks by the FACE, you can really see it now, Livewire is bleeding horrendously.

Matt Murdock: Massacre smiles and rolls Sparks into the ring.

Eric Masterson: Massacre is a smart one, he knows he can't win the belt outside.

Vanessa: Massacre bends Sparks over, he's going for the Bloody Benediction .. I guess the bloody is already there.

Matt Murdock: He lifts Sparks up...

Eric Masterson: Livewire wriggles free, Massacre couldn't get a good hold with all the blood on Sparks' body.

Vanessa: Sparks scoots into the corner, Massacre in hot pursuit.

Matt Murdock: Livewire is throwing kicks from his spot on the mat, like a boxer throwing jabs to keep his opponent at a distance.

Eric Masterson: Sparks rolls out of the ring. His back is covered with blood, he's going to have to SHOUT that stain out of his tights.

Vanessa: Massacre slides through the ropes and Sparks slides back in.

Matt Murdock: Massacre wags his index finger at Sparks, like a mother telling her child that it just did wrong.

Eric Masterson: Wait, what is wrong with Sparks??

Vanessa: He has a crazy look in his eyes, he's yelling at Massacre to get back in the ring.

Matt Murdock: Massacre, walks up the ring steps and gets back into the ring.

Eric Masterson: Sparks walks over and motions him like a challenge.

Vanessa: Sparks' hands are at his side, Massacre punches him in the face.

Matt Murdock: Sparks stumbles backward, and tells Massacre to do it again.

Eric Masterson: Massacre hits him twice, blood sprays the crowd in the front row. Sparks falls down.

Vanessa: Massacre walks over to Sparks, but Kenny gets up again, this is like a season of South Park.

Matt Murdock: Massacre grabs Sparks by the throat for a choke slam, his hands slip off.

Eric Masterson: Livewire kicks Massacre in the stomach, Rocker Dropper.

Vanessa: He didn't do that well, Massacre is getting right back up.

Matt Murdock: What is he doing, Sparks is stalking around the ring with his hands up, he looks like a maniac.

Eric Masterson: Massacre looks confused to see Livewire like this.

Vanessa: Maybe Sparks should be in an ASYLUM.

Matt Murdock: Sparks charges at Massacre, Massacre moves out of the way, Sparks bounces off the ropes.

Eric Masterson: Massacre catches Livewire for a Scorpion Death Drop.

Vanessa: He didn't quite hit it, Livewire slipped out of it again, like a greased pig.

Matt Murdock: Massacre is furious, stomping the mat, frustrated.

Eric Masterson: Sparks is lying face down, Massacre walks over to him.

Vanessa: He starts to stomp the back of Livewire's head, he slipped, Massacre is on the mat, holding his back.

Matt Murdock: Suddenly it seems that the whole ring is covered in blood.

Eric Masterson: Hmm, it is, it is!

Vanessa: The sprinklers above the ring are bleeding, they must have kicked back in after the match started.

Matt Murdock: Well, this match is definitely a bloodbath .. I mean, blood shower.

Eric Masterson: Livewire rolls onto Massacre and raises up, starting to punch him in the face.

Vanessa: All you can see on Livewire's face is his eyes, everything else is red.

Matt Murdock: Oh, finally, the sprinklers have stopped.

Eric Masterson: Massacre rolls onto Sparks, they exchange blows and roll out of the ring.

Vanessa: The referee just slipped, this is like vaudeville.

Matt Murdock: Well, if you look outside the ring, Massacre just picked up a slapstick, and he's using it on Sparks.

Eric Masterson: Massacre isn't looking quite as sane as he usually does.

Vanessa: And that's insane.

Matt Murdock: Massacre rolls Sparks back into the ring, and rolls beneath the
rops.

Eric Masterson: Sparks is back up again, Massacre swings at him...

Vanessa: Sparks ducks, Massacre swings again, Sparks jumps over the stick.

Matt Murdock: That blood must be drying, no one is slipping anymore.

Eric Masterson: Massacre holds the stick above his head and brings it down toward Sparks' head like a Samurai.

Vanessa: Like an Anti-Samurai .. no honor.

Matt Murdock: Sparks dodges to the side and dropkicks Massacre.

Eric Masterson: Massacre is off balance, Livewire connects with a spin kick to Massacre's face.

Vanessa: Massacre stumbles back into the ropes, Livewire superkicks him.

Matt Murdock: Massacre is down on the mat, Massacre is down on the mat.

Eric Masterson: Livewire rolls to the outside! What is he doing?

Vanessa: He grabs something from under the ring, oh my lord, its four stain glass window pieces inside wood frames. Livewire places one in each corner!

Matt Murdock: Livewire sets up Massacre and gives him a suplex through the first one!!

Eric Masterson: Massacre back up to his feet, and Livewire with a hip toss into the second corner!

Vanessa: Good Lord! This is awesome! Maybe I was wrong about Kenny, I'm likin' this!

Matt Murdock: Ken picks up Massacre, whips him into the ropes…DROP TOE HOLD INTO THE THIRD CORNER!

Eric Masterson: You know what I just realized? These stained glass windows are really stained…BLOOD RED!

Vanessa: Uh oh…Livewire picks up that fourth window…and smashes it over Massacre's head!

Eric Masterson: I think he just yelled "Who's afraid of stained glass windows now, bitch?!"

Matt Murdock: I've never heard Ken use such language…I think he's referring to the match the two had inside a church, where Livewire was thrown through a stained glass window…

Eric Masterson: Sparks helps him up, Massacre is out, but on his feet…

Vanessa: Sparks is climbing the corner to the top rope, oh no,the Electric
Chair.

Matt Murdock: Sparks leaps at Massacre .. WAIT, Massacre catches him, slides
his hand between Sparks' legs, grabbing his hand.

Eric Masterson: Massacre lifts Sparks up above his head ... it's THE BLOODY
BENEDICTION!

Vanessa: From nowhere, from nowhere. How the hell? Those window shots did nothing, apparently!

Matt Murdock: Massacre covers Sparks.

Eric Masterson: one .. two ...

Vanessa: threeeeeeeeeeeeee, three, three

Matt Murdock: We have a new champion!

Eric Masterson: Livewire rolls across the mat, he is stunned.

Vanessa: Massacre raises his hands above his head, victorious.


(Suddenly, the lights go out and a high-pitched sound fills the auditorium. The lights on either side of the ramp light up and the new champion's music starts to play. Black Widow starts down the ramp toward the ring, tossing black rose petals like a flower girl before the bride. When she reaches the ring, torches light themselves on the ringposts, but do not fade, they burn continuously.

Asylum walks slowly down the ramp toward the ring and their victorious leader. They enter the ring, and suddenly, the ring is surrounded by fire. Asylum members start to stomp the defeated Livewire, and he keeps yelling for more, for them to come and get him. Tortured Soul and Assassin tie Livewire up in the ropes, and the hooded Bloodlust holds up a claw on a small leather strap and drags it across Livewire's head, drawing blood, though you can hardly see it with the blood already on his face. Bloodlust runs his hand across the wound, then licks his fingers, like a hungry man after eating
fast-food chicken.

Minister Massacre grabs a lock of Livewire's hair, rips it out of his head and drops it on the ground. Bloodlust spits on the hair. Massacre reaches into a Bloodlust's pocket and pulls out a handful of dirt, throws it on the hair, and says, "May your soul be lost." The hair, blood and dirt burst into flames. Asylum starts to laugh hideously.

Suddenly, the crowd starts to cheer, Cyclone and Iceman come down the ramp, carrying buckets. They throw water from the buckets on the flames on the ramp side of the ring, and all the flames go out.

Cyclone attacks Bloodlust and they start to fight. Iceman attacks Tortured Soul. Assassin shields Black Widow from the action. Massacre starts to walk toward Steve Johnson and Tortured Soul.

The crowd cheers again, as the white druid jumps the railing and frees Livewire from the ropes, then jumps the railing again, disappearing into the crowd. Livewire taps Massacre on the shoulder, as Massacre turns, Livewire hits Massacre with a wild right hand. The flames start up again, higher than before, and the action in the ring disappears, as the caneras fade to black.)


Eric Masterson: See y'all next week at Turkey Terror!!!

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