Sunday Night Superzone
November 7th, 1999
CWF Arena, Cincinnati, OH
(Scene opens outside the CWF Arena in Cincinnati. Fans are making their way inside. Camera
switches to an inside shot. You see a sign that says "I hate screwjobs" and another reads "This
is a November to Remember".)
Chistopher "Loudmouth" Spracher: Welcome to SNS for November 7th. We'd like to remind Cincinnati fans
that after today's show you can meet CWF wrestlers at the Marriott hotel. The
show will begin in just five minutes, until then enjoy a variety of foods at the concession stand.
("Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd plays, and Alec Kidd struts down the aisle, in a business
suit. He steps into the ring, and gets a mic.)
Alec Kidd: Ladies and Gentlemen! I have a special report to give everyone! On Sunday, November 28th, the CWF
will hold its next PPV, entitled Thanksgiving Turkey Terror! This PPV will take place at San Antonio, Texas in
the Alomodome! Those of you in that error, ticket go on sale at all Ticketmaster outlets tomorrow! Thank you.
Let the games begin!
["Enter Sandman" by Metallica blares throughout the sound system as the crowd leaps to their feet and
Steve Johnson makes his way to the ring, forgoing his usual entrance. He has a microphone in one hand, and a t-shirt
in the other. He slides into the ring, and immediately begins to speak]
Steve: While some of the men in the backstage just run their mouths..... You know who you are....... I come out
here and bust some fucking skulls! It don't matter NONE to me who you are or what you want, just as long as you
understand that stepping into the ring with me is identical to signing a death warrant for your self. Now I guess
that some people would really like to know what drew me back to the CWF fold, and they seem flabbbergasted when
I tell them I never really left.
Continually, day in and day out, people would come up to me on the street and ask if I would ever go back to the
CWF. I just look at them and say "Listen here ya silly bastard. I never really left the CWF, but keep watching,
maybe someday the Iceman will make ONE MORE appaearance". The fans are what did it. They were always asking
me about returning, and coming back, and making another run at the World Title in the CWF. Hell, the world title
would neatly complete the triple crown for me...... Heavy Metal...... Held it. Peoples Title.... Held it. World
Title....... Held it, but not for the CWF.
I came back for DTA. I came back to help my fellow bretheren, who knew nothing of my whereabouts. I came back to
help them finish the war that was started long ago. The Extreme Outlaws are no more. The Church is no more. All
that is left is DTA. And a few stragglers who seem to think that because they disbanded, and broke up, that the
war is over....... IT ISN'T. And it WON'T be until each person is buried SIX.....FEET.....UNDER!!!!!!!
[Birdman jumps out through the crowd, and attacks Johnson from behind. He hits the Iceman with the Blackout, and
then takes Johnson's mic.]
Birdman: It's too bad that we could have had a match tonight eh stupid Steve but I showed you what Birdman is about.
I don't take shit from anyone and especially you Steve. The only reason we could not fight was because the Prez
had the card already set but Steve soon, soon you will meet me in the ring and soon you will soon feel the BLACKOUT
once again. So CWF give me a cheer if you want me to kick Steve's ass again next Sunday! (The crowd boos)
["Who Dat" by JT Money plays, as Birdman leaves, to boos.]
JV and Desmond Destiny vs Jay Bronie and El Toro
Loudmouth: Ladies and gents, this following match up is for one fall and a tag match up. Already in the ring,
Jay Bronie and El Toro.
(The crowd just seems to not be paying attention. "Dark Side of the Wall: 2000" by Public Enemy plays
and JV walks down to the ring followed by Desmond Destiny.)
Loudmouth: And now there opponents, Desmond Destiny and JV!
(The crowd gives a low reaction.)
Matt Murdock: Folks the bell rings and this one is under way. JV is in first and so is El Toro. JV with a quick
short arm clothesline. JV now picks El Toro up and hits a Northern Lights Suplex. Destiny jumps to the ropes and
hits a flying elbow!
Eric Masterson: Can we saw over?
Vanessa McLure: Perhaps. They should toy around with those jobbers.
Eric: Jay runs in the ring but DD grabs him and quickly tosses him to the crowd. WOW! What power!
Matt: No! Jay weighs like 150 lbs. Sheesh. JV hits the One-two-three DDT. Now DD gets his turn and picks El Toro
up and hits The Gateway To Destiny.
Vanessa: JV goes for the pin. No wait DD pushes him over and he goes for the pin. The ref refuses to count. JV
and DD argue. JV falls on El Toro and goes for the cover while DD argues with the ref.
Matt: The ref counts the cover. 1...2...3.
Loudmouth: Your winners, JV and Desmond Destiny.
(The crowd gives a slight boo but is mostly mixed.)
Matt: They need to learn better teamwork when it comes to the end.
Vanessa: Or just let DD get some action. DD is the match.
Eric: I'd have to say JV stole that show.
Matt: We'll be right back after a short commercial break
(Screen fades in on clips from the past three CWF pay per views in a highlight reel, set up to "Fuel"
by Metallica. The logo for the PPV fades in on the screen. A computer-generated turkey runs by the screen being
chased by a computer generated Indian with an axe. Both run off the
screen. The sound of the axe hitting the turkey is heard and the head of the turkey rolls across the screen with
the blood of the turkey forming the name of the PPV and its date.)
Announcer: Be sure to order Thanksgiving Turkey Terror, LIVE November 28th, 1999. Only $29.95 and the competition
will be fiercer than ever before. You can gobble on this feast of wrestling action at its most amazing form!
("Fuel" starts playing again and quick random shots of CWF superstars are shown in full color images
with a fire burning in the background.)
Brett Logan vs Mack McMichaels
Eric Masterson: Our cameras our in the back, there is Livewire, he's walking into Iceman's dressing room, Iceman
is looking in the mirror, he doesn't see Livewire! Livewire superkicks Iceman into the mirror, Iceman is busted
up!! Livewire gives Iceman a DDT onto the floor then takes Iceman's pack of cigarettes and rubs them in Iceman's
face. Livewire leaves the room and Iceman is down!!
Matt Murdock: Oh my God! This is a bad night for the Iceman!
( "Shove it" by the Deftones plays. Mack comes out with The Bodyguard, and Ryan McMichaels. )
Loudmouth: And his opponent, a former CWF Tag and Heavy Metal champion, Brett Logan.
( " I Want to Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays. Brett Logan comes out. )
DING DING DING.
Matt: Brett Logan drop kicks Mack.
Eric: Mack gets right back up but Logan with a shoulder tackle, and now Logan lays in some boots to the quote-endquote
God of Wrestling, which seems to be a very popular joke backstage these days.
Vanessa: Yeah I've heard it. Logan now puts Mack in a Boston crab. The Bodyguard is up and gets in Logan's face,
Logan releases the hold and yells something at TBG who is now back on the ground.
Matt: Mack is still down and Logan gives him a leg drop, Logan gets up and gives him another, and one more time.
Three leg-drops in a row by Brett.
Eric: Now Logan sends Mack across the ring and goes for a flying knee but Mack moves and Logan goes over the rope
to the floor.
Vanessa: Oh here comes the big dumb ox, BG. He walks over to Logan and kicks him a few times. Mack has the attention
of the ref and BG press slams Logan onto the guardrail.
Matt: TBG throws Logan in and Mack jumps to get the cover.
JJ: One.....two
Matt: NO kickout by Brett.
Eric: Mack gives Logan a piledriver.
Vanessa: Mack doesn't even go for the cover, what a moron. Logan is up and moving anyway. Both men are up and they
both go for moves, double clothesline.
Matt: The ref starts the automatic ten count.
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Eric: Brett is up, he walks over to Mack!!! Mack with a low blow. Logan goes down Mack goes for a cover. OH but
wait, Logan with the small package!!!!!
JJ: One....two........
Vanessa: Mack wiggles out. BG about near had a heart attack. Mack is up and gives Logan a knee to the face. He
picks Logan up and goes for a powerbomb. He got it!!!
Eric: What is that moron doing, he' s not going for a cover. Mack signals to the crowd, and the crowd boos the
hell out of him. Mack sets Logan up, what is he doing???
Matt: He's going for ANOTHER powerbomb. He connects!!!!! Good lord Logan is must be extreme pain! Mack goes for
a cover…one…two…THREE!!
Loudmouth: Your winner, Mack McMichaels!!!
(The Bodyguard and Ryan McMichaels jump up onto the apron to celebrate the victory. The camera cuts to the announcers,
as the wrestlers leave the ring.)
Vanessa: That match sucked!
Matt: What? They went back and forth! I thought it was great!
Eric: I agree with Matt, but we've got to get on with the show. Next up is the man who calls himself "Weedman",
X, and Cyclone, in a three-way matchup!
Cyclone vs X vs Weedman
Loudmouth: The following is a three way dance. All three participants are already in the ring.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Matt: What the hell??? Our time keeper just got a little excited with the bell I guess.
Eric: X starts out with an eye gauge.
Matt: Cyclone is down now, and Weedman gives him a swinging neck breaker. Weedman has Cyclone in control but X
gives him a side Russian leg sweep.
Vanessa: X gives Cyclone an Acid drop from out of no where!!!!! X now goes over to Weedman and gives him a even
flow DDT!!!!
Eric: X is on fire, if this man is a rookie then he must be really good. Cyclone gets up and X and Weedman double
clothesline him back down. Now, Weedman misses a clothesline on X and X gives Weedman a spine buster!!!!!
Matt: X starts to lay in the boots on Weedman and from behind Cyclone gets a head butt then a German suplex. Cyclone
goes over to Weedman and gives him a snap suplex then an elbow drop.
Vanessa: X is so sexy in black spandex. X is up and he and Cyclone lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Cyclone
gets an Irish whip and gives X a big boot.
Matt: X is up and Cylcone throws him into the ropes, X reverses it powerslam on Cyclone!!! Weedman is up and X
gives him a back body drop. Weedman goes OVER the top rope.
Eric: Now Cyclone turns X around and Cyclone Drop!!!
Jordan "I'm Not Michael" Jones: One...two...three.
Loudmouth: your winner, Cyclone.
(Cameras cut backstage)
Eric: We are now back at a cafeteria in the CWF Arena…
Vanessa: Why are we watching this???
Matt: There is Mack McMichaels grabbing a Pepsi at our buffet table, Mack must feel
bad after his loss and , oh wait!!! Livewire out of nowhere slams Mack head first into the table, Mack is busted!!!
Livewire grabs a glass bowl of ice and breaks it over Mack's head. Livewire takes Mack's Revolution shirt, pulls
out a lighter and lights it on Livewire!!!
Livewire: Hey Mack, here's your revolution pal!
Vanessa: He throws the shirt inches from Mack's face. Livewire is leaving!!!!
Matt: WOW!
Eric: Livewire is on a rampage tonight!! Is Dan next??
Wyatte "Steel" Brock vs Garcia Frampton for the CWF People's Title
Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is for the CWF People's Title!!!! Introducing first, the challenger!
Weighing in at 235 pounds and standing 6'2"!!!
["What's your name" by Lynyrd Skynyrd plays as the crowd stands up and cheers a little for Garcia Frampton,
who comes out from behind the curtains and walks to the ring.]
Loudmouth: GARCIA.......FRAMPTON!!!!!! And his opponent.... The CWF, Peoples Champion! Wyatte....Steel......BROCK!!!!!!
[The crowd gets up and gives WSB a great reaction, as "You talk too much" by Run DMC plays, and Brock
comes out from backstage, and goes to the ring, he unstraps his belt, gives it to Greg Falling, and the bell rings]
Vanessa McLure: We have Frampton against Brock here, and I gotta tell you, Brock is ready to go big time, and I
think he could do it soon.
Eric Masterson: I think I will agree with you on that one, he is very talented, and he is showing it off right
now against Frampton as he catches the smaller Frampton and picks him up and tosses him to the mat!
Matt Murdock: Brock with a powerful body slam on Frampton and he immediately goes for the pin in this contest!
1..............2.............. KICKOUT!!!!
EM: Frampton with a kickout barely before the three count! Brock picks him up and tosses him into the ropes...
Frampton comes back with a charging clothesline! Garcia off the ropes again....CLOTHESLINE! Brock down to one knee!!!
Garcia one more time off the ropes! Drop kick to Brock's forehead! Brock goes down!
VM: Nice move by Garcia, drop kicking Brock right in the forehead! Garcia going for the quick pin too! 1...............2.............
Kickout by Brock!
EM: Kickout with authority by Wyatte as he climbs to his feet.....Garcia charging! Wyatte with a...... short-arm
chokeslam!!!!! Garcia got hit with a rock bottom from Wyatte Brock and is OUT COLD! Brock down for the pin one
more time!!
MM: 1.............2........... Rope break! Garcia was able to get his foot on the ropes and break up the pin attempt!
Garcia is being pulled to his feet by Brock who tosses him into the ring ropes again! Garcia comes back.... FLYING
HURRICANRANA! Garcia hit a Hurricanrana on Wyatte
Brock!!! Garcia picks up Brock now, and tosses HIM into the ropes! One more hurricanrana from Garcia!
VM: Garcia now picks up Brock again! He positions him over in the corner and picks him up onto the top turnbuckle!
Garcia up on the top with him.... Hurricanrana attempt BUT NO!!!!! Brock counters it with a powerbomb from the
second rope!!!!
EM: Brock with that tremendous powerbomb move and now he goes for the cover! 1.....2.... REVERSAL! GARCIA WITH
THE PIN!1.............2........ Reversal by BROCK! BROCK WITH THE PIN! 1.................2............ KICKOUT!
Garcia kicks out and both men roll to their feet! The crowd is applauding these men's athleticism!!!!!
VM: Yeah yay, we gonna see some blood or what?
MM: These two men look at each other, and they lock up! Brock with the advantage here as he applies a go behind
arm bar! Garcia reverses it, into a headlock... AND A BULLDOG! Garcia with a bulldog on Wyatte Brock!
VM: What is he doing now? Garcia to the top rope...... SKYNYRD SPINNER ONTO BROCK'S BACK!!!!! He just landed his
shooting star press variation onto Wyatte Brock's back!!!! He rolls him over and goes for the pinfall! 1.................2..................3!!!!!!!!!!!
GARCIA WINS THE
BELT!!!!!!!
EM: Garcia wins the belt from Brock in a helluva match that was fast-paced, and could have gone either way....
I personally think that now that Brock isn't held down by the People's Title, he can go after some other things
here without worry.....
VM: Are you kidding me? This Wyatte character needs to learn to draw blood first! Blood! BLOOD!
MM: Settle down, girl!
EM: Yeah really, Waytte's got all the tools. Now all he needs to do is prove himself. But, don't forget about
Garcia. He's shone brightly since joining the CWF! Give him a lot of credit too. He's a great wrestler!
MM: Right on.
EM: Look, Garcia helps up Wyatte, and the two men shake hands!
VM: Who's the old fart?
MM: Hey, that's Wyatte's father! I know him! He's a wrestling trainer. All three men hug!
EM: Didn't Garcia train at Wyatte's dad's place?
VM: Who cares. This is stupid.
MM: We'll be right back after this commercial break.
(Screen fades in with a close up of the boots of Vanessa McLure. The camera slowly pans upwards past her along
her legs, her stomach, her chest, and finally to her face where she gives a seductive smile.)
Vanessa: Do you wanna wear the hottest shirt in town? I'm wearing! Well to get your very own CWF Thanksgiving Turkey
Terror PPV shirt, call this number and order one today. 1-800-CWFSTUF. They wont last long and if you buy 'em
all some lucky fan just might win the shirt right off my back. But then again would I let some loser be that lucky?
HA!
(Camera pans the Thanksgiving Turkey Terror shirt on Vanessa in a circular motion. Screen fades to black.)
Surfer Dude vs Donald McRonald for the Heavy Metal Title
Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is a special SCAFFOLD MATCH for the Heavy Metal Title of the CWF!!!!
Introducing first!…
[Selling the Drama, by Live plays as the crowd begins to cheer loudly. A man steps out from behind the curtains
and reveals himself to be Surfer Dude. He begins a slow walk to the ring and climbs up the ladder, onto the 15
foot by 5 foot wooden plank above the ring, which is filled with
tables! The loser is the one who is slammed off the plank through the tables. He stands in the middle of it and
throws his arms into the air, moving the crowd into more of a frenzy.]
Loudmouth: SURFER DUDE!!!!!!!! And his opponent…Donald McRonald!!!
[Donald McRonald walks down the aisle. He climbs the ladder, and walks to the opposite corner of the plank. Jordan
Jones is below the two men, outside of the ring, there to watch, and call the match when one man is thrown off
the top.]
Vanessa McLure: And we're off! SD Starting things out a bit early by nailing McR with a series of rights and lefts
to the head!!!
Matt Murdock: SD just dropped McR onto his face with a DDT and he is now stomping away at him!
Eric Masterson: Did McR think this was going to be EASY? What a flake... SD moving away from him and letting McR
get to his feet... McR charges him and nails SD with a flying clothesline!
MM: SD Flat on his back now and now its McR's turn to stomp away on him! Boots are FLYING into SD's chest and
stomach!
EM: SD flailing around trying to get away from McR's boots, and he does! But he rolls almost over the edge! McR
sees this and goes for a baseball slide on SD! SD Rolls backwards and now it is McR's turn to be on the edge!
VM: SD to his feet now, and it looks like he is baiting McR! McR to his feet.... And he calmly walks over to SD,
who pokes him in the eye! SD just poked McR in the damn eye?
MM: Now see how SD kicks him to the balls and scoopslams him? This is a man who knows how to handle himself in
these types of matches.
EM: Jeez...... SD just hit McR in the face with a boot.... That must have hurt. SD stomping away at McR's jaw now....
McR just spit out blood!
VM: YEAH!!!!!! BLOOD!!!!!! McR spitting blood from his mouth at Surfer Dude,. who looks at the blood, smiles and
then kicks him in the mush again! SD goes for one more kick but gets his damn foot caught!
EM: Donald catches his foot and twists him off! Now he crawls up SD's body and begins to pound away at his head!
Grabs him by the hair and starts slamming his head on the wooden plank!
MM: Donald now with the momentum as he gets up and drops a leg RIGHT on the back of SD's neck! McR back up now.....
He grabs SD, picks him up, and ... POWERBOMB!!! The whole platform just shook violently with SD being slammed on
it HARD!
VM: SD laying on the wooden plank and staring up, he can't move! I think he might be seriously hurt folks.......
NO! McR just picked him up again! He sets him up for one more.... REVERSAL! SD reverses the powerbomb attempt by
McRonald! SD backbdrops McR HARD on the plank and it shudders again! This time though, it looks like one of the
ropes holding it up is beginning to fray a little bit!
EM: SD to his feet, as is McR! SD charging McR and he leaps up...FLYING HEADSCISSORS! SD with a hurricanrana on
McR!! Wait a second...Did you guys hear that board crack?
VM: I think they are breaking that plank... Jeez, a rope fraying and the plank breaking... What's gonna happen
now? Cheap bastards cannot even manufacture a decent scaffold…
MM: SD up again, what resiliency! SD picks up McR..... POWERBOMB! That board is DEFENITELY breaking look underneath!
[Camera shows a view from underneath and you can see a crack forming underneath the plank]
EM: I don't think its very safe up there..... Somehow McR gets up to his feet and staggers over to SD.... He picks
him up and it looks like he is going to go for a chokeslam...and...YES! McR hits SD with a MONSTER choke slam!!!!
VM: SD's head just BOUNCES off that wood with a sickening thud... But the plank cracks even more! SD slow to his
feet, and McR hits SD with a drop kick! SD to his feet again!
MM: And he is telling McR to BRING IT! And he does! McR with fists to the head of SD! Lefts and rights stagger
but don't drop SD! McR gets flustered now and he turns his back! SD with a leaping roundhouse kick! RIGHT to the
back of McR's head!
VM: McR face first to the wood planking! SD to one knee! He goes and picks up McR.... Setting him up for a powerbomb......
McR up...... AND DOWN! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
[Camera shows MCR being powerbombed... He goes THROUGH the plank and down into the ring filled with tabels below.
McR smashes through the tables, followed a split second later by Surfer Dude. The bell rings as crews immediately
converge on the ring, and wade through all of the wood, as the plank hovers above them, broken in two pieces]
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen.... Your winner....... AND STILL! CWF HEAVY METAL CHAMPION....... SURFER DUDE!!!!!
VM: HELL YES! That was a great match!
MM: I hope those two men aren't hurt! We'll be right back with the main event, while they clean up this mess…
VM: Mess? That is art! What the heck?
MM: X and Brett Logan are out here! They are beating up on Surfer Dude! He's helpless! Come on!
VM: I love it!
EM: Here comes security, to get this settled. We'll be right back.
(Scene opens with a shot of Ted Randy chasing a Turkey around a tree stump. Ted is wearing an Indian outfit and
is carrying a rubber axe. "The Thanksgiving Song" by Adam Sandler is playing.)
Turkey: Gobble Gobble Gobble
Ted: Come here you damn Turkey. Its time for the feast! Big Papa Ted is hungry for some meat. Oh hey! Yes I'm still
here somewhere in CWF. Be sure to order Thanksgiving Turkey Terror on Pay Per View if you can't get the tickets
to see it live in San Antonio, Texas. It's in the Alomodome. REMEMBER THE ALOMO!!! Tickets will be sold out long
before the event arrives. So get your turkey, find your pals, and order the PPV. It's only $29.95 and it comes
with a special preview show.
(Ted continues to chase the Turkey around the tree stump as the screen fades out.)
"Dead Drunk" Dan Williams vs "Livewire" Ken Sparks for the CWF World Heavyweight Title
Matt Murdock: The excitement here in the CWF Arena has been building for the last two weeks.
Eric Masterson: Yes, since their last meeting, a double-countout, there have been whispers about the champ, that
his confidence has been shaken.
Vanessa: These two have been bitter, bitter rivals, especially odd considering their fan followings.
Matt Murdock: Let's take a look at what has transpired between these two.
(The CWF-Tron flashes a rolling graphic that reads, "Main Event" and "Guerilla Radio", by Rage
Against the Machine starts to play. A video package featuring bodyslams, piledrivers, chairs and stairs flashes
along. The chaos stops and the rolling graphic "Livewire Ken Sparks" stops in the middle of the screen
and a clip of a recent interview starts:
Livewire: Dan, it's quite simple, you've got no chance in hell this SNS, because I will NOT let you take away
this moment of glory, this chance of a life time away from me. I am coming into the arena as Livewire Ken Sparks,
a man that has his future in the balance, I am coming out as the man that will represent CWF at Press Conferences
and Public meetings, the CWF champion. Dan, you can say you're not longer an alcoholic, but once an alcoholic,
always an alcoholic,
it never goes away even if you stop drinking, just like me. I will not go away until I win on Sunday. Your past
sins are about to catch up with you Dan.
Another rolling graphic spins toward the front of the screen and the words
"Dead Drunk Dan Williams" appear on-screen:
Dan: If you defeat me this Sunday, I will have to retire. I cannot let it happen. The end of Dan William's career
in the CWF? This Sunday, it very well could happen. It would be a great line to put you on your wrestling resume,
Ken, but do you have the extra something to do it? You have learned well from my wisdom, and I believe you have.
I hope you have, because if not, you will
be defeated, and will never again receive a title shot from the greatest CWF champion ever.
(The camera cuts back to the announcer's table)
Eric Masterson: Livewire seems even more determined than he did at the last SNS!
Vanessa McClure: Once again, these two make me want to puke, ever since DTA stopped being bad-ass, and started
being kiss-ass. What is it about these CWFers? Do they all want to sell more merchandise? I hope that we see some
all-out action. I am sure we will.
Loudmouth: And now, our main event for the evening ... For the Worrrrrrrrld Heavyweight Championship .... First,
the special referee, Commisioner, Alec Kidd
("Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd plays as Kidd, accompanied by Fang, walk out to the ring.
The fans have no reaction at all.)
Eric Masterson: Uh, why is he involved in this match?
Vanessa McClure: I don't know.
("All Star " starts to play and the crowd stands up and cheers. Livewire jogs out to the ring, grabs
the top rope, and flips himself over the ropes, landing on his feet.)
Loudmouth: From Helena, Montana, "Livewire" Ken Sparks!!
Eric Masterson: The Livewire is in good spirits today.
Vanessa McClure: Yes, that surprises me, after last week's Mr.SNS match, but then again, he did most of the punishing
in that match.
(Livewire bounces like a boxer, throwing punches into the gut of an imaginary foe)
Loudmouth: And, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma…
(Three bells toll, marking the beginning of "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica. Violet and yellow
pyros shoot off at the ring entrance at the third toll, and Dan Williams steps out onto the entrance ramp, dressed
in his black trenchcoat. His eyes are bloodshot, and his face has black stubbles all over it. He gets a huge
reaction out of the crowd, thus a mixed one. He walks down to the ring, dragging his belt along with him. Dan
slips out of his trenchcoat, revealing black jeans, and a skin-tight black PWF T-Shirt. He steps into the ring…)
The CWF Worrrrrrld's Heavyweight Champion, Dead Drunk Dan Williams!!!!!!!!
Eric Masterson: Uhm ... ???
Vanessa McClure: What is this? He looks like hell!!!
Matt Murdock: Dan said earlier this week that he hadn't slept for awhile, I hope that interview was more recent
than old.
Eric Masterson: His leathers are stained, he usually takes much better care than that.
Vanessa McClure: You know, I love these matches involving Livewire, it gives me a chance to watch two fan suck-ups
pound one another, and that's how this one is going to be. (licks her lips)
(Livewire leans against the turnbuckles, arms on the top rope, with a large smile on his face. Dan Williams paces
in his corner, stops, looks at the belt, and hands it over to Alec Kidd. Kidd looks at it and then holds it up
for everyone to see, then hands it to the unannounced timekeeper Captain Lou Cubano. The lights then go out. "Battle
For Heaven" by Glenn Danzig plays and the Black Widow walks to ringside in a black lace wedding gown carrying
a bouquet of dead black roses. She lays them next to the title belt on the timekeeper's table. Then MM and a robed
figure walk to the ring entrance and the masked figure points his animal claw at each man. The lights come up,
then the three of them leave. Cubano rings the bell, and the match starts)
Matt Murdock: What was that all about? Usually Massacre has the Black Widow brings those flowers down when he
wants to fight someone. I guess he wants the winner of this match…
Eric Masterson: Williams and Sparks are staring each other down, walking closer to one another, face to face ...
now nose to nose.
Matt Murdock: Livewire is saying something to Dan
(DDD pushes Sparks away and Sparks laughs)
Eric Masterson: Dan charges Sparks and tackles him, he's on top of him, pounding Sparks' face.
Vanessa McLure: Livewire is trying to cover up, but…
Matt Murdock: Referee Alec Kidd is counting down to DQ, the champ is using closed fists 1 - 2- 3…
Eric Masterson: Livewire Grabs Dan's throat, he's jamming his thumbs into Dan's adam's apple!
Vanessa McClure: He's rolling over onto Dan, pounding him to the face and gut!
(Kidd pulls Livewire off and Dan jumps to his feet. Livewire raises his fists like the boxer he emulated earlier.
Kidd stands between them, warns both of them and then Dan says something, Sparks nods in aggreement and the ref
leans over to Loudmouth and says something.)
Loudmouth: The combatants of this match have agreed to make it a no-disqualification match.
(The crowd goes wild, as Williams and Sparks smile and charge at each other)
Vanessa McClure: No-DQ, I am glad I stayed around for this!!
Matt Murdock: Dan twists Sparks' arm behind him for an armbar.
Eric Masterson: And it is quickly reversed by Livewire.
Matt Murdock: Williams to his back on the mat, oh, kip up!
Eric Masterson: Williams reverses into his own arm bar and pounds Livewire's
shoulder socket, then yanks on his arm from the wrist.
Matt Murdock: Livewire looks to be in pain.
Vanessa McClure: He must be, after landing on that chair after his moonsault last week, you can still see the imprint
on his chest.
Eric Masterson: Livewire grabs the rope, but Williams pulls his arm, yanking him away from it.
Matt Murdock: Oh, a rollover into a kip up, he's free of the hold!
Vanessa McClure: And he's doing just what he needs to do, slapping that shoulder to get the blood going again.
Eric Masterson: A charge by Dan, Livewire leapfrogs, Dan goes face first into the turnbuckle, stumbling backwards
toward Sparks…
Matt Murdock: Livewire jumps on Dan's shoulders, looks like a hurricanranna is coming…
Vanessa McClure: NO!!! He almost had it, but he fell backwards into the turnbuckle!
Eric Masterson: Both men are stumbling now. Both men are down.
Matt Murdock: Dan's pulling himself up the ropes in front of us.
Vanessa McClure: Livewire is pulling himself up in the corner…
Eric Masterson: They are both up, looking at each other.
Kidd: FIGHT!!!
Matt Murdock: These two know each other too well...
Eric Masterson: Dan runs at Livewire, grabs him and whips him into the ropes, clothesline.
Matt Murdock: He's picking Livewire up by the hair.
Vanessa McClure Williams is holding Sparks' hair and YOW, he jumped over the top rope, hanging his opponents' neck
up on the top rope.
Matt Murdock: Did you see the way Livewire's head snapped back?
Eric Masterson: Yes, he's holding his neck as he is getting up
Vanessa McClure Finally, this thing gets going!
Matt Murdock: Williams slides into the ring and across the mat towards Livewire…
Eric Masterson: He's right on top of him, face to face but Livewire doesn't know it yet!
Vanessa McClure: HEADBUTT TO THE NOSE!!!
Matt Murdock: That had to hurt, Livewire is rolling around clutching his nose.
Eric Masterson: Didn't Dan say something about being the teacher?
Vanessa McClure: He's showing Livewire that corporal punishment is sometimes needed, putting Livewire in his place.
Matt Murdock: Dan is back up and he stomps Sparks in the gut.
Eric Masterson: He's helping the dazed Sparks to his feet.
Matt Murdock: Enziguri kick, Sparks is down!
Vanessa McClure: Kidd is down for the pin count ---- 1 - 2 - NOO!
Eric Masterson: Livewire kicks out
Matt Murdock: Dan lifts Sparks up, then slams him down to the mat again.
Eric Masterson: He's pulling Sparks up again!
Vanessa McClure: DDT!!!!
Matt Murdock: Sparks is twitching!!
Vanessa McClure: Yesssssss!!!
Eric Masterson: Dan goes for the pin 1 -2 - Noooo…..
Matt Murdock: Sparks kicks out!!
Eric Masterson: Dan picks him up by the hair again and throws him through the ropes!
Vanessa McClure: Mmmmmm, he's grabbing a steel chair…
Eric Masterson: Dan swings at Livewire…
Matt Murdock: And he ducks, and OUCH!
Vanessa McClure: Kicks him in the gut and takes the chair from Dan…
Eric Masterson: And hits him in the head!!!
(Livewire yells something)
Matt Murdock: Did Livewire say something?
Vanessa McClure: I think he said "Don't Trust Anyone" but I'm not sure.
Eric Masterson: Dan is balled up on the ground, he's hurt.
Matt Murdock: Livewire is pulling Dan up by the hair.
Vanessa McClure: Isn't that ironic?
Matt Murdock: No, shut up.
Eric Masterson: He throws the chair at Dan and hits him in the face.
Vanessa McClure: Dan is bleeding from the forehead, like a man.
Matt Murdock: Livewire picks up the chair again, and Dan is getting up again...
Eric Masterson: Sparks throws the chair at Dan again, Dan catches it and swings it at Livewire.
Vanessa McClure: Sparks ducks and .. shit...
Matt Murdock: Superkick to the chair!
Eric Masterson: Dan braced himself well enough that the chair didn't hit him, but the force…
Vanessa McClure: He just tripped over the stairs ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Matt Murdock: Livewire runs at Dan and clotheslines him!!
Vanessa McClure: Get up Dan, whip his candy ass!!!!!
Eric Masterson: Vanessa????
Matt Murdock: Sparks rolls Williams back into the ring and climbs to the top rope.
Vanessa McClure: He turns his back to Williams and ...
Eric Masterson: Never turn your back on...
Matt Murdock: Moonsault!
Vanessa McClure: But Dan is standing, and dropkicks Livewire, mid-air!!
Eric Masterson: Oooh, that had to HURT!
Matt Murdock: Dan stomps Livewire and then pulls him to his feet!
Vanessa McClure: Whips him into the ropes…
Eric Masterson: Sparks is lifted onto Williams shoulders for a fireman's ...
Matt Murdock: Samoan Drop!!
Vanessa McClure: Dan is going to the top rope ... MOONSAULT!!
Eric Masterson: Livewire grabs his stomach…
Matt Murdock: Alec Kidd slides next to the two to count the pin…
Vanessa McClure: 1 - 2 - Kiiick-
Matt Murdock: Kick out by Livewire
Eric Masterson: Dan grabs Spark's feet and , picks him up for a powerbomb SLAMMM!!!
Vanessa McClure: Livewire looks like he is out, but Dan isn't taking any chances.
Matt Murdock: Williams lifts Livewire on his shoulder for a piledriver!
Eric Masterson: He's backing into the corner…
Vanessa McClure: Oh well, Dan wins again Matt!
Matt Murdock: Yes, I guess so.
Eric Masterson: He climbs up to the second rope and closes his hands around
Liveire's knees…
Vanessa McClure: HANGOVER!!!!
Alec Kidd: (He slides in for the count, "For Whom The Bell Tolls" starts to play over the
loudspeaker) One - Two -
Matt Murdock: LIVEWIRE KICKS OUT.
Vanessa McClure: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Eric Masterson: Dan hooks the leg for another attempt…
Kidd: One- two -
Matt Murdock: Another kickout!!!
Vanessa McClure: Ahhhhhh!!!
(The music stops)
Eric Masterson: Dan stands Livewire up and sneaks around behind him!!
Matt Murdock: Livewire just rolled forward, he's facing Dan, telling him to
come on!
Eric Masterson: Dan runs at Livewire…
Vanessa McClure: Dropkick by Sparks!!
Matt Murdock: He whips Dan into the ropes again, clothesline.
Eric Masterson: He's climbing to the top rope…
Vanessa McClurEric Masterson: Dan is getting up, dazed.
Matt Murdock: ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!!!!
Eric Masterson: Williams is down for the count!!
Vanessa McClure: 1 - this can't be happening...
Matt Murdock: 2- yes!
Eric Masterson: Threeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Vanessa McClure: Dan Kicked Out!!!!
Matt Murdock: It was too late!
Eric Masterson: Livewire wins! Livewire wins!
Matt Murdock: Livewire wins!
Vanessa McClure: Dammit (throws down her headset and jumps into
the crowd with Edge's theme music playing in her head)
(Alec Kidd taps Livewire on the shoulder to help him up)
Loudmouth: The winner (Kidd raises Ken Sparks arm) and NEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW CWF World Heavyweight Champion …"Livewire"
Ken Sparks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Livewire takes the belt and straps it on, the crowd starts to chant his name)
Matt: I don't believe it happened! Dan lost! That hadn't happened to him in two months!
Eric: And LIVEWIRE WON! Will Dan retire?
("Assassins" by Insane Clown Posse plays. The Assassin steps out onto the entrance ramp, with mic in
hand.)
Assassin: There are many people that think that they're the shit around here, but the fact remains, that it's
once again, the Assassin's turn!! Livewire, you honestly think that I could leave, to never return to extract revenge
on your very self? Kenny, let me tell you one thing, you beat me (The Assassin points to himself) but, buddy, that's
all in the past!! I went to other feds, I won gold in other feds, but this is truly my home, and where I belong.
You may think you're the shit now that you're the CWF Champion, but being a champion ain't all about that piece
of gold 'round your waist!! You have to defend it with pride, and that is something you simply cannot do!! You
can't defend it with pride, knowing that the Assassin's around!! You will live in fear for your reign!! I will
haunt you until I hunt you down and take that belt that you so proudly won!!
Ya know, Kenny, I came back for the same reason I came way back when!! For that CWF Championship, and I DID IT!!
I plan on doing it once again!! I plan on doing something I failed to do last time, and that's defeat you, Livewire!!
So how about this? Next week, Sunday Night Superzone, you, me, STEEL CAGE, for that CWF Championship? You've ran
your mouth before, taunting me to come back so you can beat me again, well, boy, I'm here, and I'm waiting motherfucker!!
What are you waiting for? You'd wanna jump at this opportunity, wouldn't you? You can bang my fuckin' head on the
cage all you want!! You can leave me for dead for all care!! That's your opportunity....but buddy, it's an opportunity
that's going to leave you
battered and bruised!! You may think you can do all those things to the Assassin, but fact it, YOU CAN'T!! For
when the Assassin gets his hands on some PUNK like you, Kenny, it's all over!!
So bring what you got....and that CWF title WILL be mine once again!! I will prove to the world why I am the best
thing in wrestling today!! I will show each and everyone of these fuckin' fan's, why they should respect me!! These
people don't give respect, and for that, they can fuck off!!
(The Assassin smiles at this cheap heat getter. He then walks toward the ring, and points
in Livewire's direction) The time has come, Livewire....will you accept my invitation to pain and agony?......BUT,
before you answer that, SHOULD you choose to accept remember.....
Prepare yourself, prepare well, for the next time we meet in that very ring,
I promise you, that will be the dawning of a new champion, and the demise of
Livewire Ken Sparks, via ASSASSINATION!!!
("Assassins" by Insane Clown Posse plays.)
Matt Murdock: Wow! Big words from the Assassin.
Eric Masterson: How arrogant. He comes back and thinks he deserves a title shot right away…
Vanessa McLure: I like this guy!
Matt Murdock: I don't. He is a jerk! That's all the time we have for today! See you all next week! Order
Thanksgiving Turkey Terror!!!!