Sunday Night Superzone
October 24th, 1999
CWF Arena, Cincinnati, OH
(Scene opens inside the CWF Arena in front of a full house, jam packed crowd. 14,235 rednecks, hillbillies, and other wrestling fans from all over the Midwest arise at their feet at the opening of the show, when "Enter Sandman" by Metallica plays. The camera pans around the arena, zooming in on signs that read… "Livewire is a Sparkplug!", "Triple D Needs to Drink", and "I Am Mister X"! The camera then cuts to the entrance desk, where President O'Sullivan and Commissioner Meyer sit.)
Prez: Welcome back!! We've got some awesome matchups for you tonight, albeit not as many
matches.
Commish: Hell yeah!! Surfer Dude against Minister Massacre in a Birdcage Match! That's never been done before in
the history of professional wrestling, and you are going to see it live, for free!
Prez: Hey, we gotta do somethin' to steal that company down South's buyrates!
Commish: Not to mention the World Title on the line!!! "Dead Drunk" Dan Williams faces off against "The
Livewire" Ken Sparks in a rematch of two weeks ago!
Prez: The Livewire busted up a beer keg, claiming it to be Budman's sacred keg from the days of the PWF, but Dan
Williams says otherwise.
Commish: Yes, but before all that, we've got two in-ring debuts, and a match between Mr. Stone and Desmond Destiny.
Jay Bronie vs Weedman
Prez: Lets go down to the intern CWF Ring Announcer: Christopher Reden!
C. Reden: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to CWF Sunday Night Superzone!!!!! This match is for one fall, first already
in the ring, Jay
Bronie. His opponent, making his CWF debut, Weedman.
Prez: This is our opening bout for SNS. Good to see our roster growing,
even if it is growing with the likes of Weedman.
Commish: Weedman nails a jawbreaker on Jay. He follows it up with a big
boot to the face. Now Weedman gains the advantage as he gives a series of
leg drops to Jay Bronie.
Prez: Jay is getting up but Weedman gives him a shoulder tackle and knocks
Jay Bronie to the floor. Jay hit very hard! Jay landed right on his shoulder.
Commish: Weedman goes outside and picks Jay up and throws him back inside.
He gets inside and Weedman delivers an implant DDT suplex on Jay Bronie.
Ouch that isn't doing Jay's neck any favors.
Prez: Jay now is placed on the top rope by Weedman, Weedman hits a
superplex, one, two, three.
Reden: Your winner, Weedman.
Prez: Impressive win for our newest addition.
Commish: On to the next match!!!
JV vs El Toro/Rick Paige
(No Music plays as JV walks down to the ring. He rolls in and the fans dont
seem to care much about him.)
Prez: This is the debut of one of our newest wrestlers, JV!
(No Music Plays as El Toro runs out and gets a small reaction, a bigger
reaction that JV. He jumps in the ring and does a series of front flips and back flips)
Commissioner: And his opponent, EL TORO!
DING DING DING
Prez: This match is underway, JV will start off with a double arm DDT. He
sure loves that move, that's pretty much what his finisher is.
Commissioner: JV climbs the ropes and does and does a frog splash off of it.
He tries a pin.
1....2...kickout by El Toro
Prez: El Toro up and he does a spin kick and knocks JV down, he tries a pin
of his own.
1...2...3, NO he kicked out
Commissioner: God a spin kick almost beat this guy. El Toro up and he does
another spin
kick, but hes getting greedy hes going up top. JV is up and he throws El Toro
off the Top Ropes. El Toro is hurt.
Prez: JV up top again and he's attempting a back flip off the top ropes, and
he nails it into a pin.
1....2...kickout by El Toro
Commissioner: El Toro up and he tries another spin kick but JV catches his leg
as El Toro hits the ground. JV with an elbow to the inside of his leg.
Prez: Once again JV is up top again. He's going for a flying head butt it
seems and he nails it. Now he's up and making some kind of signal.
Commissioner: He picks up El Toro and he's getting ready to end it. YES! 1,2,3
DDT! That will be it as JV makes the cover.
1....2....3..
DING DING DING
Prez: Semi-Impressive win by JV, maybe the CWF has finally signed some
excellent talent to make up for the recent losses.
Commissioner: Lets hope so. Now an actually halfway important match is up next.
Desmond Destiny vs Mr. Stone
Reden: This bout is for one fall, coming down the isle with Havoc, Mr.
Stone.
( Mr. Stone comes to the ring with Havoc. They look pretty pissed off and
the crowd boos. )
Reden: and his opponent, accompanied by Mystery, Desmond Destiny.
( Destiny and Mystery come to the ring and get a decent pop. )
Prez: Something will give in this match, as both these guys don't have a
single win. They lock up in a collar and elbow and Destiny gets an arm
drag take down, he followings it up with a five-arm smash.
Commish: Stone slow to get up and Destiny climbs the top rope, spinning
wheel kick from the top, nice move.
Prez: Destiny comes off the ropes but is tripped by Havoc, Mr. Stone gets a
brain buster suplex, that had to hurt!!!
Commish: Stone now smiles, he could be on the verge of getting his FIRST CWF
victory, its like the Bengals versus the Browns, two losers fighting it out,
one must win, but which one????
Prez: That is the $64 million question. Stone is on the middle turnbuckle,
he connects with a flying clothesline. Stone gets Destiny a snap mare.
Stone brings Destiny into the corner, knife edge chops.
Commish: Now he shoots Destiny into the corner, but Destiny gets a boot up,
Stone is dazed. Stone rushes towards Destiny but is power slammed. Now
Havoc starts attacking Mystery, Destiny looks pissed.
Prez: Destiny comes off the top rope with a cross body block to take out
Havoc. He checks to see if Mystery's ok, I guess he is ok because Destiny
returns to the ring.
Commish: Destiny is in and gives Stone a rolling DDT!!! Incredible impact
on that move!! Now Destiny hooks on a Boston crab on Stone. He is really
grinding it in, Destiny wants this win badly.
Prez: You have to think the winner would be granted a International title
shot, or whatever the hell Mack's fake jobber title is called.
Commish: International? Try Intercontinental.
Prez: Shut up Jabroni.
Commish: Shut up Irish.
Prez: What?
Commish: Oh and Stone reaches the ropes. Destiny releases it and gives
Stone a powerbomb. He goes up top, but Stone is up and Gorilla press slams
Destiny to the mat.
Prez: Stone places Destiny on the top rope, he looks to be going for a
Super Frankensteiner but Destiny counters it into a top rope powerbomb. One,
two three!!!
Commish: Wham, bam thank you ma'am.
Reden: Your winner, Destiny.
Commish: Another impressive showing by Desmond Destiny. We've got to go to a break while the CWF crews get the
birdcage ready. We'll be right back!!!
Minister Massacre vs Surfer Dude in a Birdcage Match
(A video package of Minister Massacre and Surfer Dude's recent interviews
play. The lights come back up and a large, rod-iron, black cage hangs above
the ring. The cage is suspended by large chains on each corner, and a fifth
in the middle of the top of the cage.)
Commish: This cage was welded together as one piece and has been
safety-tested again and again, we aren't going to have these hard-working
wrestlers or any fans get hurt by this cage, only by each other.
Prez: This IS a great example of the ingenuity and courage of CWF wrestlers,
the Bird Cage match coming up in a few moments, pitting the valiant "Surfer
Dude" Johnny Shades against the evil Juggernaut known as Minister Massacre.
Commish: Surfer Dude challenged for this match, even though he knew he was
going into the Mr. SNS match next week against Livewire. He takes on anyone.
Prez: Yes, and Minister Massacre has a match against Dan Williams for the
World title next week. This is a dangerous match, and injuries here could
have devastating effects on their big matches next week.
("The Battle for Heaven" starts as a slow rumble, exploding above the sound of
the crowd.)
Announcer: Now coming to the ring, from Tempe, Arizona, Minster
Massacrrrrrrrre.
(The ominous sound quiets the crowd at first, but then they erupt into a
chorus of boos. Minister Massacre walks down the ramp to the ladder
accompanied by a woman in black and the freed asylum patients. His face
betrays no feelings, like stone. He reaches the rope ladder and climbs up it,
never looking down.)
Commish: Minister Massacre wasn't looking too happy about this match, I
wonder what thoughts are going through his mind.
Prez: First off, he never looks happy, and second … I never want to know
what's going on in his mind.
("Selling the Drama" starts to play and the crowd explodes. Signs go up and a
red-headed fan jumps the rail, but stops, and climbs back over and yells, "I
love you man" Surfer Dude struts down the aisle in his usual manner, but also
has a stone face)
Commish: Surfer Dude is looking very serious here.
Prez: 10 feet above the ground in a cage would make anyone look serious.
(the insane ones starts to charge Surfer Dude, but stop and look up, Minister
Massacre's eyes narrow and he makes his hand a fist, they stop and "back that
thing up". Minister Massacre looks down the ladder at Surfer Dude then
climbs into the ring to allow him up the ladder.)
Commish: Let me explain how this match is set up. The ring inside the cage
sits on two feet of sand.
Prez: That could really slow down action outside the ring.
Commish: We'll see.
Prez: So, basically, this is a beach blanket bingo hell-in-a-cell match in
the air?
Commish: Yes.
(Surfer Dude reaches the cage door and shuffles into the sand)
Prez: Sand is Surfer Dude's natural element, now all Surfer Dude needs is a
wave.
Commish: I'm sure he'll be getting a wave soon, a wave of pain.
(The bell rings and Minister Massacre dives through the ropes, slamming
Surfer Dude into the cage)
Prez: This match is starting fast, ohhhhhh powerbomb in the sand by Minister
Massacre. I'm sure he is getting
Commish: I think Surfer Dude came down hard on his neck.
Prez: Early pin attempt in the sand by Minister Massacre.
Commish: 1.....2... Surfer Dude Kicks out!
Prez: Minister Massacre rolls him into the ring and climbs over the top rope.
Commish: Surfer Dude is in pain, rolling on the mat, holding his neck
Prez: Massacre is puts the boots to him.
Commish: Oh no, Minister Massacre grabs his legs and stomps his groin and
points down at Surfer Dude's wife with an evil grin on his face.
(The crowd boos loudly and the camera gets a shot of Surfer Dude's wife,
covering her eyes as her mother puts her arm across her shoulder)
Prez: Surfer Dude is being totally dominated, I've never seen him get beaten
this badly this soon.
Commish: Don't count him out yet, resiliency is his trademark.
Prez: Massacre is standing over Surfer Dude and reaches down and grabs him by
the throat
Commish: Surfer Dude is like a rag doll in his hands, here comes the choke
sla ...
Prez: Surfer Dude kicks him in the stomach and Minister Massacre drops him.
Commish: That's resiliency!
Prez: Surfer Dude crawls into the corner and slides out of the ring to
collect himself, smart move.
Commish: I think I'll catch my breath now while he catches his.
Prez: In this business, sometimes you need to throw away your pride to
survive, and that was a move of survival.
(Minister Massacre sits on the center rope and invites Surfer Dude to make
his way back into the ring. Then backs up.)
Commish: Shades makes his way back into the ring ... shoulder and elbow tieup.
Prez: Minister Massacre tosses him like so many feathers in a bag.
Commish: I think I see fear in Surfer Dude's eyes.
Prez: And stoic confidence in Minister Massacre's.
Commish: They lock up again and, oh my Johhny Shades comes out with Minister
Massacre in an armbar and forces Minister Massacre's face to the canvas, then
stomps on his fingers.
Prez: Massacre grabs his hand.
Commish: Surfer Dude starts putting the boots to Minister Massacre, returning
the favor.
Prez: Dropkick to Minister Massacre's face ... legdrop.
Commish: He played Minister Massacre's power game and lost, now he's changing
the pace of the match to the quicker style he prefers.
Prez: Surfer Dude lines up Minister Massacre for a fistdrop .. BLAM.
Commish: Oh my that was as good a fistdrop as I have seen in years.
Prez: Massacre is getting to his knees, grabbing his nose, blood is coming
out of the nostrils, it must be broken.
Commish: Surfer Dude runs at Minister Massacre, ROLLING THUNDER CLOTHESLINE!!!
Prez: How can Minister Massacre be down so quickly after being in control?
Commish: Surfer Dude mounts gets on the top rope, FROGSPLASH, no, Minister
Massacre brings his knees up
Prez: He was playing possum, he was playing possum.
Commish: Surfer Dude is holding his stomach the wind had to be knocked out of
him.
Prez: Massacre picks Shades up by the hair, pulling him to his feet and
bearhugs him, no, it's a ...
Commish: Belly to belly suplex!!!
Prez: Minister Massacre is leaving Shades on the mat, he's wiping the blood
from his nose and licking it off his fingers, he's smiling, he's smiling!
That's why no one wants to know what is in his mind, the man is sick!
Commish: Here comes the Gorilla Press slam into the ... no, he throws Surfer
Dude over the top rope. Surfer Dude bounced off the cage and into the sand.
Prez: Sand isn't soft.
Commish: No it isn't.
Prez: Minister Massacre is getting out of the ring and running toward Surfer
Dude, he tripped over something in the sand.
Commish: Surfer Dude is up and is kicks Minister Massacre in the face, the
blood is really flowing out of that nose now.
Prez: Shades picks up Minister Massacre ... spin kick to the face. Oh!
Massacre is staggered.
Commish: Surfer Dude is climbing the side of the cage and ... drops onto
Minister Massacre, Massacre is down in the sand.
Prez: Minister Massacre is trying to get to his feet, Surfer Dude is kneeling
behind him.
Commish: Minister Massacre is almost to his feet.
Prez: Surfer Dude grabs him by the waist, NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX into the
cage.
Commish: He's busted open on the back of his head, he's not smiling now.
(The crowd jumps to their feet and start chanting "Surfer, Surfer")
Prez: Surfer Dude climbs to the top rope ... frog splash on Minister Massacre
Commish: He jumps back up to the apron, it looks like he's going to do a
Black Out from the center of the ropes.
Prez: He flips from the ropes and ...
Commish: OH CRAP, he landed on a chair Minister Massacre pulled out of the
sand, that must be what he tripped on before.
Prez: Minister Massacre slides the chair into the ring and is rolling Surfer
Dude in, too.
Commish: He picks up the chair ... slamming it on Surfer Dude's head ...
One, two, three, four times.
Prez: Surfer Dude is bleeding from his forehead and chin. This match is
brutal.
Commish: The ref is checking on Surfer Dude , dammit, Minister Massacre hits
the ref and throws him out of the ring.
Prez: Minister Massacre is smiling and picking Surfer Dude up again, GORILLA
PRESS SNOW PLOW.
Commish: Surfer Dude is not moving, this could be serious.
(the crowd begins to boo, many people in the crowd are crying)
Prez: Minister Massacre is going for the cover, but there is no referee.
Minister Massacre is pulling Surfer Dude up by the throat ...
Commish: CHOKESLAM, Surfer Dude is down and still isn't moving.
Prez: Minister Massacre is getting him up again, BACKBREAKER.
Commish: I think this sick man is trying to kill or cripple Surfer Dude.
Prez: He did say Johhny Shades was going to join Thanatos.
Commish: He's picking him up AGAIN, stop this, stop this!!!
Prez: POWERBOMB ... no, wait ...Surfer Dude performs a hurricanrana.
Commish: Surfer Dude was playing possum, just like Minister Massacre was
before.
Prez: Dropkick to the knees, Minister Massacre goes down.
Commish: Surfer Dude is looking around the ring, he sees the chair, get him
Surfer Dude, get him!!
Commish: He hits Minister Massacre, one, two, three, four, FIVE TIMES.
Prez: Massacre collapses to the mat in the corner.
Commish: That mat is becoming less and less white and more and more bloody.
Prez: Surfer Dude is standing over Minister Massacre, he grabs the top ropes,
BLACKOUT.
Commish: Surfer Dude goes for the pin, he doesn't know the ref is knocked out.
Prez: Minister Massacre is getting up slowly ... Surfer Dude spin kicks him
into the corner
Commish: Massacre is down sliding the turnbuckles.
Prez: Surfer Dude holds Minister Massacre up in the corner, and runs his
shoulder into Massacre's gut.
Commish: He's lifting Massacre up to the top rope on his shoulder.
Prez: Surfer Dude is on the second rope ... DDT, DDT!!!
Commish: Massacre isn't moving, and I don't think this is possum.
Prez: Shades is looking for the ref.
Commish: Surfer Dude slides outside the ring and shakes him, he's keeping one
eye on Minister Massacre.
Prez: The ref is starting to stir and trying to stand up, holding his head .. .
the ref is bleeding.
Commish: Massacre is starting to get up, too.
Prez: Shades slides into the ring.
Commish: Minister Massacre stands up, his knees looking a little wobbly.
Prez: The ref is leaning against the ring, trying to get back in.
Commish: Surfer Dude picks up the chair again, and hits Minister Massacre,
then tosses the chair at him.
Prez: POINT BREAK, POINT BREAK!!!
Commish: Surfer Dude looks, the ref is crawling into the ring, Surfer Dude
goes for the pin ...
Prez: 1...2...3... where is the ref?
Commish: The ref crawls over to make the count finally ... 1 .. 2 ...
Prez: No, Minister Massacre kicks out.
Commish: Surfer Dude slams his fist on the mat in disgust.
Prez: He hooks Minister Massacre's leg for another pin 1 ... 2 ...
Commish: Kick out!!!
Prez: Surfer Dude grabs the chair and hits Minister Massacre in the face
twice, and is going for the pin again, 1 ... 2. ..
Commish: Kick out again.
Prez: Surfer Dude picks up the chair and is walks toward the ropes with it.
Commish: Minister Massacre stands up, barely.
Prez: Surfer Dude throws him the chair , another POINT BREAK ...
Commish: NO!!! Minister Massacre leans out of the way and Surfer Dude leg
sweeps him.
Prez: Massacre falls on Surfer Dude, chair first.
Commish: Neither of them are moving.
Prez: I think that knocked them both out.
Commish: What's this? The ref is counting .. 1 ... 2. .. 3
Prez: Surfer Dude's shoulders were down and Minister Massacre was on top of
him.
Commish: Massacre wins the match?
Prez: Massacre wins the match!
(The crowd is absolutely silent as the cage is lowered to the arena floor. )
Reden: And the winner of the match .. Minister Massacre.
Commish: The crowd is stunned, and so am I, that was one of the most topsy
turvy matches I have ever seen.
Prez: What a match, what an ending.
Commish: I wonder how these two will recover from this match, it was brutal
and almost scary.
Prez: This would have been a great match, birdcage or not, these two both
have hearts that won't let them quit.
(The cage finally reaches the floor. )
Commish: Look Massacre is starting to move.
Prez: Yes, he's crawling toward the cage door, his entourage waiting for him.
Commish: Now Surfer is moving, I'm not sure he knows what happened.
Prez: He's talking to the ref.
Commish: He's getting up and kicking the turnbuckle, he must know now.
Prez: That's a tough break, but, that's how it goes in this business.
Commish: Massacre is being helped to the back by the two asylum guys with
Rose carrying his robe and maybe some of his teeth.
Prez: Shades is limping out of the cage and goes over to his wife and gives
her a big, bloody hug.
Commish: Here comes Cyclone.
Prez: Oh my!!! Johnny collapsed!
Commish: Cyclone is checking him checking him.
Prez: Mmm mmm, Cyclone lifts SD in his arms and is carrying him to the back.
Commish: Look, Shades is giving the crowd a thumbs-up.
(The crowd starts to cheer, sparingly at first and then claps erupt from
everywhere. Massacre stops at the top of the ramp and stands on his own, then turns and
goes through the curtain, but is met by someone with a mask on.)
Prez: What the hell? Who is that, wearing a DTA shirt? He just nailed Massacre with a wrench! Massacre crumples
to the floor!! That guy has a mic in his other hand, and he looks like he's going to say something!!
***The man begins to speak with a slight southern accent***
Mysterious: Surfer Dude, I am the one who has been watching you and who has
been saying that I am the true Mr. SNS.
***Cyclone begins to step towards this man, in a menacing fashion.***
Mysterious: whoa whoa whoa there lil man. You need to check yourself before you wreck
yourself. You take another step, and you will NEVER know my identity. You'll
just know that I am going to kick your ass somehow someway at the Pay Per
View. You just stay right there while I finish up a little bit of business
here.
***The man walks over to where Massacre lays, and begins to put the boots to
him repeatedly kicking him in the chest and head.***
M: HEY MASSACRE! HOWS IT FEEL PAL? HOWS IT FEEL BUDDY?!?!?!?!?!
***The man lays one more kick into Massacres head for good measure before
turning his attention back to SD***
M: Well. I feel better now. Surfer Dude, pay close attention, for you know
me. You have fought me. But this time you damn sure ain't gonna beat me! Surfer Dude, I will see you at the Pay
Per View.
***This man exits through the curtain. Surfer Dude motions to Cyclone to put him down. He stands up and waves at
the crowd, giving a hi-five to a few people. A "Surfer" chant starts and "Selling the Drama"
starts to play.***
Prez: You'd think he won the match or something.
Commish: It was a great performance, by both participants.
Prez: Yes it was. Wait a minute!!! What the hell is going on now?
Commish: What?
Prez: Look! Someone just jumped Surfer Dude!! He hits Cyclone with a steel chair, and then does the same thing
to Surfer Dude!
Commish: What is that on his shirt? An X?
Prez: Mister X? I've heard about him!!
Mister X: Surfer Dude, have you had enough yet? I want a shot at that Heavy Metal Title! At the PPV!!!
Prez: Just as soon as he arrives, he leaves back through the crowd.
Commish: Wow…we'll be right back with the World Title matchup!
"Dead Drunk" Dan Williams vs "The Livewire" Ken Sparks for the CWF World Title
Reden: This next match is for the CWF World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger. "The
Livewire" Ken Sparks!!!
***Crowd cheers as Ken Sparks's music, "All Star" by Smashmouth begins to play.
He comes out from behind the curtains with a smug look on his face. He looks
into the camera and mouths "Dan, you are mine!". He makes his way to the
ring. He stands off into one corner and waits.***
Announcer: And his opponent....... The CWF World Heavyweight Champion......
"Dead Drunk" Dan Williams!!!!!
***Dan steps out from behind the curtains to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He
has the World title strapped around his waist and the usual ring attire. He
walks to the ring, completely ignoring the fans and never letting his eyes
leave the ring where Livewire is. He gets into the ring and stands looking at
Livewire. He unstraps his belt and hands it to the ref, who holds it up in
the air. The bell rings and they both meet in the middle of the ring***
Prez: Well these two are just staring eye to eye with each other, neither one
making a move. They both nod at each other and turn away. Both men come back
with right hands! And they just repeatedly begin pounding each other!
Livewire gets the upper hand on Dan though and pounds him into the corner!
Commish: Gee ya think? Dan is getting stomped down to the mat with some
VICIOUS boots from Livewire! Livewire moves back away from Dan and just
stands there admiring his handiwork! He's moving back in now, and Dan with a
low blow that just crumples Livewire to the mat! Dan pulls himself up now!
Prez: Dan is up now and moving towards Livewire. Livewire is just kind of
rolling around clutching at his groin area.
Commish: Ah, be a man. Livewire just got kicked in the nuts and he's now
holding his sack, cause they feel like they're gonna fall off.
Prez: Well..... Thank you for that mental image that I REALLY didn't need.
Livewire being pulled up by his hair, still clutching at himself.... And Dan
begins to pepper him in the face with rights and lefts! Livewire BACK down
again! Dan moves over to the ring corner and climbs up to the top rope. He is
going for what appears to be a moonsault or something.. And off he comes!
Commish: And Livewire rolls out of the way! Livewire to his feet! And he's
just standing there smugly tapping his head! He picks up Dan from the mat and
throws him into the ropes, Dan on the rebound, boot to the gut by Livewire,
now he runs the ropes and hits a kneelift!
Prez: And Dan is down on the mat hard. Livewire goes for a series of
elbow drops! He hits one. And another, and another and another! Four
elbow drops by Livewire! Dan, feeling the effects of those elbows, is having a
hard time getting to his feet! He finally gets to his feet and Livewire moves
off the ropes and hits him with a drop kick! Dan to the outside of the ring!
Commish: Livewire following Dan out of the ring. Livewire picks up an empty chair…If Livewire was smart, he wouldn't
hit Dan with that chair. It just might wake him up. But he's not....
**CRUNCH**
Prez: Livewire just decimated that chair over the head of Dan Williams! And
Dan is still standing there! Dan just kind of shakes his head and smiles at
Livewire!! Livewire goes for it again!
**CRUNCH**
Commish: Oh my god..... He just leveled Dan with that second chair shot, and
I mean.... DAMN.... Dan just dropped to the mats outside of the ring, and he
isn't moving at ALL. Livewire picks him up and rolls him in the ring! Pinfall
attempt.
1.....................2.......................3............ NO...... Dans
foot was on the ropes and Livewire cannot believe it! He pounds the mat in
frustration and slides back out of the ring!
Prez: What the hell is he doing NOW?
***Livewire slides out of the ring and goes underneath the ring.... He finally
comes out after about twenty seconds or so, pulling a table out from
underneath the ring. He sets up the table outside the ring and goes back
underneath, pulling out another table. He sets this one on op of the other
one and goes back into the ring***
Prez: TWO tables stacked up outside of the ring. Livewire picks up Dan and
sets him on the top rope. It looks like he is going for a superplex onto
those two tables! Dan blocks it as he tries it! He blocks again, this time
adding a few punches to the ribs and kidneys to deter him! Dan shoves him
off into the ring.
Commish: Dan looks out at those two tables and begins to smile! He climbs up
to the top rope, and hits Livewire with a Missle Dropkick! Dan continues to
look at the tables though, I think he has plans for 'em if you ask me.
Prez: Well I DIDN'T now did I? Dan grabs Livewire by the hair and gives him a
STIFF right hand to the jaw! Livewire flat on his back! Dan with a standing
leg drop!
Commish: Now Dan is pointing to the tables. He grabs Livewire up and drags
him over to the ropes. He climbs to the outside and grabs Livewire, setting
him up on the tables.... Dan turns around and leaps up to the second
rope..... ASAI MOONSAULT THROUGH THE TABLES!!!!!!!
Prez: Dan just hit a TREMENDOUS Asai moonsault through those tables with
Livewire underneath him! Both men are laying in the broken remnants of those
tables feeling the effects of the move! The ref is absolutely stunned as to
this! But he's not stopping the match! Great judgement in my opinion, let the boys rumble.
Commish: Livewire is the first to move from this crumpled mess of humanity.
He begins to get to his knees, then up to his feet. He stomps Dan a couple of times before rolling
himself into the ring and laying in the middle of the ring on his back!
Prez: Livewire in what appears to be his usual position, he is trying to
garner his strength! Dan FINALLY up to his feet and he slowly makes his way
to the ring. He rolls in and rolls right on top of Livewire! Pinfall attempt!
1...........2.......... Kick Out by Livewire!
Commish: These two men, giving it their all in this match. Dan gets back up
to his feet slowly, as does Livewire. Dan with a couple of quick left jabs to
the jaw of Livewire, wo responds with some quick jabs of his own! They begin
trading blows back and forth with each other, until they both get so punch
drunk they just stop!
Prez: Dan and Livewire looking at each other trying to figure out how in the
hell they can put the other one away! Dan with a sudden kick to the gut! He
picks up Livewire... POWEBOMB! Livewire just went SPLAT on the mat! Dan to
the ropes and off, BIG elbow drop! Dan picks up Livewire and throws him into
the ropes... CLOTHESLINE!
Commish: Dan off into the corner and Livewire to his feet, RUNNING LARIAT by
Dan! He goes for another but Livewire ducks it! He grabs him by his head and
executes a picture perfect neck breaker! Livewire with his second wind!
Prez: Livewire to his feet and he leaps up to the top rope... Moonsault hits
the mark! Livewire moves back to his feet and begins to stomp away at Dan! He
goes to the second rope and jumps off with an elbow drop onto Dan's chest!
Commish: Livewire back on his feet. He picks up Dan and throws Dan into the
turnbuckles! He follows him in with a big splash! Dan just falls flat on his
face after Livewire moves! Livewire with a leg drop to the back of Dan's head!
Prez: Livewire scrapes Dan up off the mat and scoops him and delivers a slam!
Livewire again picks up Dan. He throws him into the ropes and goes for a
backdrop... Dan reverses it and hits Livewire with a pedigree! Last ditch
maneuver by DDD!!!
Commish: Dan has barely enough to go for the cover!
1.........2.........3.... NO!!!!!! KICKOUT BY LIVEWIRE!!!!!!!
Prez: The ref's hand was like a quarter of an inch from the mat when Livewire
kicked out! Dan slowly moves to his feet! He gets Livewire in a front
Chancery hold and nails him with a DDT!
Commish: Dan just hit a DDT on Livewire and both men are on the mat from
exhaustion! Dan to his feet AGAIN!!!!!! He rolls Livewire over
onto his back and lets loose with a VICIOUS stomp to Livewire's jaw! Sparks is
rolling around on the mat clutching at his face!
Prez: Dan again sets him up and stomps one more time! It looks like he is
trying to shatter Livewires jaw! And can you blame him? The guy talks WAY too
much!
Commish: Shut up... Dan picks him up and Irish whips him into the ropes..
POWERSLAM by DDD!! Dan bounces off the ropes himself now, and heh its an
elbow drop square on Sparks chest!
Prez: That move must have knocked the wind out of him because he is now
trying to catch his breath! Dan up to his feet.. and he pulls Ken up to his
feet.. Fireman's carry. INTO A SPIKE SPICCOLI DRIVER!!
Commish: That move renamed after Louie Spiccoli... Dan going for the cover...
1.........2......... He pulls up Livewire!
Prez: In what COULD be his undoing, he pulls up Livewire from the brink of
elimination! Dan just shakes his head at the ref who is astonished that Dan
would pull this! Dan picks up Sparks and throws him out of the ring!
Commish: DDD outside of the ring sets up a chair... He grabs Sparks again in
a front face lock and DRIVES him into the chair with a DDT!!! He rolls
Livewire into the ring now, apparently going for the pin FINALLY!
1..........2........ ANOTHER PULL UP BY DAN!
Prez: It would appear that Dan is trying to send a message here folks. Not
only to Livewire, but to anyone else who wants to try to dethrone him! Dan
picks him up...Livewire breaks it up and gives Dan a hard chap to the throat!
Dan to the mat clutching at his throat!
Commish: Livewire with some punishing boots to Dan's skull!
Prez: Maybe Livewire will be smarter…he goes for a cover…1...2…kickout by Dan!
Commish: Livewire picking Dan back up, drops him to the mat with a powerslam! Livewire, off the ropes, standing
leg drop! Livewire with another cover…1…2…Dan gets a shoulder up!
Prez: Livewire is getting frustrated…he pulls Williams up to his feet, and whips him into the turnbuckle!! Dan's
momentum carries him over the top, and OH MY GOD!! Dan's head collides with the steel steps!! He crumples to the
floor outside the ring!!
Commish: He's busted open real good too, he's laying in a puddle of thick, oozy, red blood. Livewire looks like
he's going for a high-risk maneuver…climbing the turnbuckle directly above the sunken Williams…
Prez: He could get a win right here, but the title doesn't change hands on count outs…Sparks is up top. He appears
to be hesitating, looking down on Dan, who still has not moved since the fall. He shakes his head, and jumps, a
HUGE SPLASH!! But landing directly on Dan, his head whips down and smashes the side of the steel steps!! He's busted
open too!
Commish: Total carnage outside the ring!! Both men are beaten, bloody, and appear to be out cold. The referee begins
to count the two men out…
Prez: 1!!…2!!…3!!…4!!…5!!…6!!…7!!…8!!…9!!…10!!!! I guess, a double count-out?
Reden: This match has been declared a Double Countout!
Prez: Aww man, this sucks. Both men gave their all in this match, and have nothing to show for it…the paramedics
are on their way as both men are going to need help.
Commish: Here they come now, and they separate the two men. Livewire begins to move, and he yells at the medics,
something about letting him get up himself. The other medics tending to Williams, put him on a stretcher, as he
begins to wake up.
Prez: It doesn't look good for Danny, they put a neck brace on him, and are going to bring him to nearby Franciscan
Hospital. Livewire walks over to him, and puts out his hand. Dan looks him in his face, and reaches out. The two
men exchange hand shakes, and Livewire walks down the aisle next to Williams, to "For Whom The Bell Tolls"
By Metallica.
Commish: I don't think we've seen the last matchup between these two superstars! What a classic! Livewire may not
like The Drunken One, but I think he's refound his respect for him. See everyone next week at Halloween Massacre!!
Trick or Treat!!
Prez: Later!