Sunday Night Superzone
October 17th, 1999
CWF Arena, Cincinnati, OH
(Scene opens outside the CWF Arena in Cincinnati, Ohio. The camera is focused
on the Ohio River, where there are giant riverboats docked along the shores of both Ohio and Kentucky, due to Tall
Stacks being in town this weekend. The camera then shifts to the outside of the CWF Arena, and zooms in on the
scrolling message board which reads: "Sunday Night Superzone Postponed to Monday due to Electrical Outage.
The scene fades to black, and then cuts to the arena.
There is a full house tonight, and the camera zooms in on hillbillies holding signs that say "It's Really
Sunday!!", "El Toro Fan Club: Population = 1", and "The Guy Behind Me Can't See!!!". It
then cuts to the announcer's desk where Prez O'Sullivan and Commissioner Meyer are seated.)
Prez: We've got a great show for you this week!
Commish: Hopefully it will make up for that shit**beep** show we had last week. Two matches, it sucked!
Prez: I thought we weren't allowed to say shit **beep** on television!! Our censors are shit**beep**!!
Commish: Oh well…on to the first matchup, this should be a real doozy. We've got an idiot from Spoon Land, at least
that's where he says he's from, making his in ring debut.
Spoon Master vs El Toro and Rocky Miller
Prez: And now for the first match of the night, the in-ring debut of Spoon Master.
Commish: Tonight he'll be involved in a handicap match against El Toro and Rocky Miller.
Ring Announcer : And now, coming to the ring, Rocky Miller and Ricky Paige!
Commish: Oh my, Paige and Miller are coming out dressed in Good Humor Ice
Cream uniforms, and boy do they look good in Blue and White stripes.
Prez: Oh my, Paige is taking the mic.
Ricky Paige: When I started out as a wrestler, I wanted to be rich, but I'm
not making of enough money to buy the yacht I want. So since me and Rocky are
in the same boat, we have decided to sell advertising on our bodies. So ...
Rocky Miller: Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, Good Humor presents to
you the Handicap Jobber Champions of the Woooooooooorld, Rocky "Mat Burn"
Miller, Ricky "Toro" Paige, The Rock and Rick Express.
Ricky Paige: And if you aren't down with Good Humor ice cream products
available in your grocer's freezer and in ice cream trucks everywhere, we've
got two words for ya ... "Lick It"
Prez: Since when do these guys get mic time commish?
Commish: Well, they do work hard and I guess they have earned it, and they
probably won't need a raise now.
(A woman's voice says, "Please, no more, no more" as Basket Case, by Green
Day and the Spoon Master video starts. A fat woman on a diet chops a spoon in
half , to keep herself from eating, and it turns into two, and with each
chop, the spoons keep regenerating and advancing toward her. )
Announcer: And now, from Spoon Earth, Spoon Master!!!!
Prez: He is a big impressive man, new to CWF, and he has made his presence
known already, challenging Brett Logan and coming out of nowhere to attack
Johnny Shades.
Commish: Yes, we do not condone people coming out of the crowd, and this is
the best way to make your mark in CWF, coming to the ring and fighting it out
Prez: Plus, it keep the security guards from getting in cheap shots on you.
Spoon Master: You people just don't appreciate spoons enough. You use them
and then throw them in a dishwasher or in the trash. Do you people wash
your children in a machine with harsh detergents? Do you toss away your
friends after eating with them? I demand that all spoons are re-used and
washed by hand in mild soap.
Ricky Paige: Mister Master, how can you wash the wooden spoons you use to eat
ice Good Humor ice cream, those need to be thrown away, or burned, right?
Commish: Oh, Paige said the wrong thing as he gets clotheslined by Spoon
Master. Miller runs at Spoon Master and gets the same treatment.
Spoon Master (into the mic): This is for all the spoons Good Humor has
killed!!!
Prez: Ouch, he's pounding Paige with the microphone
Commish: That's illegal, ref.
Prez: The bell hasn't rung yet.
C: Oh, ok. Spoon Master throws the mic away and picks Paige to his feet, arm
whip to the ropes oh, X-Factor!!!
P: This isn't looking good for the Rock and Rick Express
C: Y'know Prez, it's ironic that these Good Humor men are being eaten alive
by the Spoon Master.
P: Uhhh ... that was too easy.
C: Spoon picks up Rocky and whips him into the ropes ... CHOKESLAM!!!
P: Oh my, and with nasty results. Both of the R&R are ... taking R&R
C: What is he doing now?
P: He's putting Ricky over his shoulder and ... inching his way up the ropes
... OH MY, SPOON FULL, SPOON FULL.
C: Now he's picking up Rocky ...
P: Spoon Full again!!! Who's your daddy Undertaker, who's your ...
C: You're no J.R.
P: That was too easy, too.
C: He's stacking the two unconscious men on top of each other.
P: Now all we need is a cherry on top for ...
C: Leave me alone, I am waiting for the right woman
P: He covers them both for the pin ...
1 .... 2 .... 3.
C: That ... that was total spoonination.
P: Ugh, and now...
Lethal Assassin vs Mr. Stone
(Nothing plays as Lethal Assassin makes is way to the ring)
Prez: Dammit…who's doing the music? Did you put Ted in charge again?
Commish: Umm, no, I thought he was being our "behind the scenes" reporter!
Prez: Oh well…
(Nothing plays as Mr. Stone makes is way to the ring.)
Commish: They better fix it for the next match. Mr. Stone can talk the talk but can he get it done in ring. We
are going to find out as he faces Lethal Assassin.
Prez: They lock up. Mr. Stone with a quick knee to the gut of Lethal Assassin. Now Mr. Stone drives the elbow right
into the head of Lethal Assassin. Lethal Assassin drives the shoulder into the knee of Mr. Stone taking him down.
Commish: Both men are to their feet and Mr. Stone charges at Lethal Assassin. Lethal Assassin tosses Mr. Stone
over the top rope. Lethal Assassin with a baseball slide outside kicking Mr. Stone right in the face.
Prez: Mr. Stone with a right hand but Lethal Assassin ducks the punch. Mr. Stone with a knee and rams Lethal Assassin
into the steel steps. Mr. Stone is bringing Lethal Assassin over here now and tries to ram his head in the table.
Lethal Assassin with an elbow to the gut to break things up.
Commish: The ref is starting the ten count. Suplex by Mr. Stone, sending Lethal Assassin on his back. Mr. Stone
brings it back to the ring only letting the ref count to five. Out of no where a drop kick by Lethal Assassin.
Prez: Lethal Assassin is stomping the hell out of Mr. Stone. Mr. Stone makes his way to the ropes and pulls himself
up. Lethal Assassin is not letting up on Mr. Stone. Mr. Stone with a clothesline just about taken the head off
of Lethal Assassin.
Commish: Mr. Stone is getting his share of stomping in. It comes to an end as Lethal Assassin worms outside. Mr.
Stone with a cross body to the outside. Now Mr. Stone drops Lethal Assassin on his neck against the ring. Where
are they going? Folks Mr. Stone and Lethal Assassin are trading punches right in the first two rows.
Prez: Mr. Stone with a DDT right on some fans chair. Mr. Stone is up the ropes. A Five Star Frog Splash by Mr.
Stone finding it's mark. Both men are down and the ref is counting to ten.
Ref: 1
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Commish: I am sorry to say it but we have a double count out. Let's get the official word.
Announcer: This match is a No Contest due to a Double Count Out!!
Mack McMichaels vs Black Knight
Prez: Guess what…we've got some idiots for you now!!! Ted Randy, Socko, and The Sock will be joining us for this
titanic struggle for a belt that I never authorized!
Commish: Great…
Ring Announcer: This following match up is scheduled for one fall and is for
the CWF International title. First making his way down the aisle.
Accompanied by The Bodyguard he is the CWF International champion, Mack
McMichaels.
(Smoke shoots up from each side of the entranceway in the colors of gold and
silver. Two streaks of red pyros fire towards each other diagonally from
the top of CWF-Tron and forms and X. God of Wrestling echoes throughout the
building in a deep thundering voice. The fans all rise as 20 men begin to
walk out from the entrance. Each man is wearing a white robe with a black
band over his shoulder. Gray smoke pours from the middle of the doorway and
fills the walkway's floor. Mack comes out in shiny metallic purple and gold
pants and a sleeveless collared robe. The bodyguard follows him with a long
golden metal staff in his hands. Mack points to his belt around his waist
but wont reveal the whole belt. The 20 men surround the ring as Mack walks
up the steps and The Bodyguard follows him grabbing the mic. Mack enters
the ring and grabs the mic from The Bodyguard. Mack makes a zig zag motion
and a pyros fire in the same motion behind him. The fans give a mild
pop with a few quiet boos.)
Ring Announcer: And now his opponent, Black Knight.
(Black Knight comes out to "Daughter" by Pearl Jam. The crowd gives a mild
reaction.)
Prez: Folks the bell rings and Mack is yelling at the ref that he is not ready
for the match yet. He claims he needs to take his robe off. The ref is
ordering the 20 men in white to leave now.
Commish: While the ref is yelling TBG jumps in the ring and waffles the
Black Knight with a chair twice. He is out. Mack tells the men to leave
and the ref turns around. Mack quickly starts attacking BK with a series of
kicks to the stomach.
Sock: That jabronie Mack is smart with his tactics. He knows how to catch
BK's candy ass off guard with brains.
Ted: I like ba..
Prez: I'm censoring your mic Ted. I want our program to be free of your
stupidity. So every time you test me I'm gonna turn your mic mute.
Ted: But if you let me speak, after the show I'll give you..
Prez: Damn it, Ted I told you to stop that crap. If you try and defy me the
rest of the broadcast I will terminate your contract.
Commish: Mack with a German suplex on BK. Mack is up and hooks up a DDT on
BK. Mack pulls BK up and hits a reverse DDT with a Russian leg sweep combo.
Damn that looks painful! Mack is on a relentless attack.
Prez: Maybe he feels his thrown and record is threatened.
Ted: Yes that's gotta be it. Why else would Mack beat BK..
Prez: TED!!!
Ted: What I said beat BK's ass. As in ass kicking.
Prez: Well I'll let that one slide.
Commish: Mack sets BK up and Mack hits a tornado DDT. Mack goes for a
cover.
Ref: 1...2..
Commish: And a kick out! Mack picks BK up and does a little showboating.
Mack sets up for a piledriver but BK reverses it and tosses Mack over his
head. BK picks Mack up and hits a scoop slam. BK keeping up the already
fast paced match grabs Mack and hits a short arm clothesline.
Prez: BK with a cover
Ref: 1...
Prez: And a rope break. BK picks Mack up and Mack delivers a few guy
checks but BK hits a knee to the midsection of Mack. BK hits a German
suplex. BK picks Mack up and does 1..2..3 suplexes in a row ala Chris
Beniot.
Commish: The style of these two men has changed a bit during this match.
Mack is trying to out pace BK while BK tries to keep up and use his power.
Prez: BK hits a drop kick. The ref is yelling at TBG to get off the ring
apron. BK goes for a cover 1...2....3!!!
Commish: No good. The ref has to see it. Mack pushes BK off as the ref
turns around. BK yells at the ref. TBG gets back up on the ring and taunts
BK. BK runs over and starts screaming at TBG. Mack has a chair and runs
over and hits BK and the ref. The ref was in the way. Oh god that's gonna
cost Mack. TBG is holding onto to the half limp BK. Mack sets up for the
Mack attack. Mack hits it.
Sock: The Sock says Mack is a little cum se cum.
Prez: You wanna be muted too?
Sock: Know your role jabronie.
Prez: Know this( Prez mutes the Sock's mic.)
Commish: Mack covers him. 1....2....3. Mack has made the pin.
Ted: Mack wins Mack wins Mack wins.
Commish: No Ted. Ref is out. Mack does not win. Yet.
Ted: Damn. It's all BK's fault for attacking the ref.
Commish: Whatever. Mack has the crowd count for him.
1....2....3...4....5...6....7...8...9....10. Mack gets up.
(Mack grabs the mic and the fans start to cheer.)
Mack: I have done a 3 count and a ten count. If the ref doesn't wake up
and hand me my belt and the win within a few seconds I'm leaving with my
gold.
(The fans boo slightly and Mack tosses the mic aside and the ref is slowly
getting up.)
Prez: Pathetic! Anyways, while Mack complains BK is getting up and so is
the ref.
Ted: Yes! Time for some ass.
Prez: Your gone Ted.
(Prez pulls the plug on Ted's mic.)
Commish: Good job Prez!
Prez: Yep. Nobody messes with the Prez.
Commish: Ok settle down Pat.
Prez: Don't use my name. Or I'll zap you.
Commish: Zap me? P..
Prez: See!
Commish: I said P.
Prez: Shut up.
Commish: I SAID PLEASE! God damn you. You are pissing me off you little -
...
(Prez pulls the plug on the Commish.)
Prez: Ok just for that all employees over 50 are fired and the Hungarian
commentators lose half their pay. Also all female camerawomen must now
wear thong string bikinis and must spend three hours a week in my office.
(Socko grabs a headset.)
Socko: Lower the testicular fortitude dude. You are one crazy cat. You
need to chill man!
Prez: I guess. ZAP! HAHAHAHAHA.
Socko: Socko!
Prez: Damn it! Anyways Mack does an atomic drop to BK and sets up for the
Mack Attack. He hits it and goes for the cover.
Ref: 1...2..thre.
Prez: Wait the ref sees the chair and rings the bell.
Announcer: Your winner by DQ Black Knight. But still the CWF International
champion, Mack Michaels.
Prez: I guess the ref saw the chair and noticed he and BK had been Macked.
Socko: Two words.
Prez: Shut up.
Socko: No, Socko.
Prez: Well folks the so-called God of Wrestling escapes with his belt and
maybe did so on purpose to insure a win. Mack may not be the best but he
seems to be the smartest. Or maybe it's an illusion like his godliness.
(Mack leaves the ring parading around and holding his belt high. TBG taunts
BK, still in the ring.)
Cyclone vs Desmond Destiny
**Open to the entrance ramp... Suddenly the lights dim down, and all of the
wrestlers of the CWF come out onto the ramp, spearheaded by the President and
the Commissioner. All of the wrestlers have black armbands on with the
initials "RM"... The CWF Tron suddenly comes to life with a picture of Robert
Marella, better known as Gorilla Monsoon. The Prez has a mic in his hand and
begins to speak**
Prez: Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to take this time to have everyone
here, please stand up and take a moment for a man known by the fans of this
sport as Gorilla Monsoon.
**The whole arena stands up on their feet and bow their heads as some sad
music plays in the background**
Prez: We would like to dedicate this 10 bell salute right now to him.
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***The crowd erupts into cheers, cheering one final time for Gorilla
Monsoon..... Fade into commercials***
***COMMERCIAL: Ted Randy's Tee Shirt!! Buy one now, and we'll pay you the equivalent of Five Dollars in Yen!!
(Front Logo: Ted Randy Back Logo: I Suck!!!)
End of Commercial.***
Announcer: This next match is a special Request Match. Introducing first...
Desmond Destiny!
***"Dark Side of the Wall: 2000" by Public Enemy plays as Destiny makes his way
to the ring to a chorus of boos from the capacity crowd. He steps into the
ring and showboats some and gets more boos in return. Looking disgusted, he
steps into the corner and waits**
Announcer: And his opponent...Cyclone!
**The crowd erupts as More Human Than Human by White Zombie plays and Cyclone
steps out from behind the curtains with Jenna. He makes his way to the ring
with his DTA T-shirt on, slapping fans hands. He steps into the ring and eyes
Destiny warily as he pulls of his shirt getting quite a few female cheers.
The announcer exits the ring and the bell rings**
Commish: Damn she's got nice tits....
Prez: Get your mind out of the gutter for Christ's sake..... Destiny striking
first with a dance around and right hand to Cyclone, who shakes it off, and
smiles! He motions for Destiny to bring it on and he does! Destiny with a
flurry of right and left hands, pushes Cyclone into the corner! The ref goes
in to break things up and gets hit in the head by Destiny for doing so!
Commish: Look at em, they're so.......so...........so........ PERFECT!
Prez: Yeesh, you are a sad strange little man... And you have my pity. They
are a tad small though.
Commish: And I am the sick one? Cyclone hits Destiny with a kick to the leg
and he is trying to knot up that hamstring! Again and again he hits that leg
and Destiny is hobbling, trying to shake it off! He turns his back on
Cyclone, and Cyclone hits a running Bulldog! Cyclone with stomps to the head
on Destiny! Cyclone backs off a hair, and does a standing leg drop on the
back of Destiny's head! Look at Desmond's head just BOUNCE off the mat!
Cyclone picks him up and Irish whips him into the ropes, Cyclone with a
clothesline attempt, Destiny ducks under it, turns around and hits Cycone
with a neckbreaker! Cyclone down and Destiny goes up to the top rope!
Prez: Destiny off the top with a moonsault! And heh its them ark! He goes for
the quick pin! 1...............2. KICKOUT BY CYCLONE! Cyclone kicks out with
AUTHORITY after that move by Destiny! And Destiny is back up, he whips into
the corner... Cyclone stumbles out and gets whipped into the other corner!
Destiny following him in and hits a clothesline! Cyclone comes out of the
corner and falls flat on his face! Destiny to the second rope and he hits a
flying elbow drop on the back of Cyclone! He flips Cyclone over and goes for
the pin! 1................2.............. Kick out! Cyclone kicks out and
tries to get to his feet! Only to get kicked back down by Destiny! The ref
FINALLY comes to and grabs Destiny off of Cyclone! he goes to hit the ref
again and the ref this time motions to Destiny that he's going to fine him!
Destiny backs down some, but Cyclone has gotten to his feet in the corner!
Commish: Cyclone waiting for Destiny to turn around, and he does, only to get
kicked directly in his nether regions! Cyclone with a kick to the groin! And
he follows it up with a quick clothesline! Cyclone with the advantage now,
and he pulls Destiny up off the mat and pushes him into the corner! And he
proceeds to stomp him down into a pool of goo in the corner!
Prez: Pool of goo? Ok folks Cyclone moves away form the corner at the refs
urging! And the ref goes in to check on Destiny, Cyclone is flipping off the
ref behind his back! The ref turns around quickly only to find Cyclone
standing there like he did nothing! And the crowd is LOVING this! Destiny
finally gets to his feet and Cyclone comes up to him and meets him with a
DDT! Cyclone picks him up and sets him up..... This could be all folks.......
CYCLONE DROP!!!!!!!!!! PIN ATTEMPT!!!!!!
1..................2.....................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...CYCLONE!!!!!!!!!!
Wyatte "Steel" Brock vs Chasm for the CWF People's Title
Announcer: This next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the CWF
People's Championship!!!! Introducing first at this time, the challenger.....
CHASM!!!!!!!!!
***Arena goes dark as Chasm makes his way to the ring with "Keep Away" by
Godsmack playing, he gets a mixture of boos and cheers***
Announcer: And now making his way to the ring.....
***"You Talk Too Much" by Run DMC plays as the crowd cheers loudly. Wyatte
"Steel" Brock steps out from behind the curtains wearing the CWF People's
Title around his waist. He makes his way to the ring, slapping fans hands***
Announcer: The CWF People's Champion...... WYATTE..... STEEL......
BROCK!!!!!!!
***Wyatte steps into the ring and shows off his belt before handing it to the
referee who holds it up again and shows it to Chasm, who just nods....... The
announcer exits the ring and the bell rings***
Prez: And we are under way! Wyatte starting things off early with a collar
and elbow tie up, trying to muscle Chasm into the corner, and Chasm spins him
around and puts HIM in the corner! Chasm with some vicious boots to the
stomach and then to the head as Wyatte falls to the mat! And he pulls Wyatte
up.... He goes for a right hand, WYATTE DUCKS! Wyatte counters with some
strong right hands, fighting his way out of the corner!! And now Wyatte picks
him up, scoop slam!
Commish: Huh?
**Camera turns quickly to the announcing table to see the Prez and Commish.
The Commish is too busy staring at a Woman's cleavage to notice the match going
on**
Prez: Ah never mind...... Wyatte is bouncing off the ropes now, and elbow
drop hits the mark! We truly have some great athletes here in the CWF
people. And remember don't try this at home. And Wyatte picks up Chasm,
setting him up for a powerbomb, and up he goes...... REVERSAL! Chasm with a
Hurricanrana reversal! Wyatte is stunned! And Chasm is going for an elbow
drop of his own! And he hits it! And another, and another and another! Chasm
going for the elbow drops in rapid succession! And he pulls up Brock, Irish
whip into the ropes, and running clothesline! Wyatte is DOWN! And he is
clutching at his neck! Folks this could be serious.
***We see the referee pushing Chasm away from Wyatte as Wyatte clutches at his
neck..Chasm then shoves the ref away and pulls up Wyatte***
Commish: That SICK bastard is just playing with Wyatte, who could have
seriously hurt his neck there..... And wait.... Wyatte was playing possum!
Wyatte just hit Chasm with a low blow and he picks him up... And...SPLAT!
POWERBOMB!!!!!!! Both men down now and the ref begins a count!
1................2..................3...................4..................
5................. Wyatte beginning to move now........... 6..............
7............. And Wyatte now has his arm draped over Chasm's chest! The ref
goes down for the pin fall........1 ...................2.................
KICK OUT!!!!!!! Chasm kicks out about a half second before the ref's hand hit
the mat! Wyatte getting to his feet, as is Chasm....... They're both up
now....... And the start just blasting each other with punches! Lefts and
rights by both Wyatte and Chasm! Chasm gets the upper hand of this exchange!
Prez: Nice to have you back... They didn't speak did they?
Commish: The puppies? They spoke a thousand words my man.......
Prez: UGH....... Anyways, Chasm has Wyatte in the corner now, and is just
brutalizing him with kicks to the stomach and he pulls him up by his hair and
out into the middle of the ring...... Double Arm DDT! Goes for the pin!
1................2................3........ NO!!!!!! Kick out by Wyatte! And
Chasm looks stunned! Chasm picks him up, knee lift! And now a clothesline
drops Wyatte to the mat! Chasm picks him up and sets him on the top
rope...... This could be it...... He climbs up the ropes, and grabs his
head...... Wyatte pushes him off!! Chasm flails backwards, and hits his neck on the mat!!!
Commish: He could be out!! Wyatte stands up, he jumps, guillotine leg drop!!
Prez: Never seen him do that before!! Wyatte wastes no time…locks in the STF Submission…Chasm looks to be holding
on…he taps out!!! Wyatte wins!!!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and still CWF Peopls Champion...Wyatte "Steel" Brock!!!!!!!!!!
Brett Logan vs Surfer Dude in a Last Man Standing Match for the Heavy Metal Title
Announcer: The following bout is for one fall, and is for the CWF Heavy
Metal title. Coming down the isle, is the challenger, he is the self
proclaimed Mr. SNS, Surfer Dude.
("Selling the Drama" by Live plays. Surfer Dude comes down to ringside. )
Announcer: And his opponent, the current reigning CWF Heavy Metal champion,
Brett Logan.
("I Want to Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays. Brett Logan comes down to
ringside.)
Prez: This match will be won by knockout only. Surfer Dude starts things
off and nails Logan with a implant DDT.
Commish: Surfer Dude proceeds to bring a table into the ring. He lays Logan
on the table.
Prez: Shades spring boards off the top rope and hits a summersault plancha
into Logan, and the table is now in two.
Commish: Shades breaks off a piece of the table and bashes Logan over the
head with it.
Prez: Shades goes under the ring and comes up with a fire extinguisher, but
Logan does a cross body to the outside and knocks the fire extinguisher
right into Shades chest.
Commish: Shades plan backfired. Logan picks Shades up and tosses him OVER
the guardrail. Logan follows with a chair in hand.
Prez: Logan jumps hops the guardrail and Shades turns around.
SMACK!!!!!
Commish: My God, he left Shades impression on the chair.
Prez: A fan gives Logan his beer and Logan throws it into Shades eyes.
Commsih: Logan brings SD back to the ring. Logan sets up a table sitting in
the corner and lays SD standing on it.
Prez: Logan runs straight towards the table and is gonna splash SD into it
but SD sidesteps Logan and Logan knocks himself almost into oblivion.
Commish: SD grabs a chair, throws it to Logan and there is the point break.
One, two.........the ref stops the count!!!
Prez: SD looks at him funny…but remember, this is a Last Man Standing match!!!
Commish: The Dude is pissed!!! Surfer Dude grabs the chair, and waits for Logan to struggle back to his feet, and
goes for a chair shot…ducked by Logan!! Logan with a leg sweep takes Surfer Dude to the mat, dropping the chair!!
Prez: Logan picks up the chair, and sets it on the ground, next to Surfer Dude. Dude is back up, and Logan kicks
him in the gut, grabs him…Smackdown on the Steel Chair!!!
Commish: Ouch!!! I heard that impact echo throughout the arena!! The referee begins the ten-count…
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Surfer Dude starts to get up…
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Logan is going to the outside…he grabs something from underneath the ring, it's a table!!
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Logan setting up the table outside, straddling it from the edge of the ring, to the guardrail!
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Surfer Dude is up!!!
Prez: Surfer Dude looks at Logan and laughs!! Logan hears him, and looks at him, rolls back in the ring, and charges
him, going for a clothesline, swerved by SD!
Commish: Surfer Dude hits Logan from behind with a forearm! Logan stumbles into the ropes, and then comes back
with a side kick!! SD sprawls towards the ropes by the table!! Logan goes for another clothesline, SD was ready
again!!!
Prez: The Dude grabs Logan and tosses him over the top rope, onto the table, which breaks in two!! Logan and the
table fall to the ground!! He's not going to get up after that!!
Commish: The referee starts the ten-count…
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Surfer Dude, being the crazed, dillusional, maniac he is, is climbing the turnbuckle, with his prized steel chair!!
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Surfer Dude is up top…what the hell is he going to try? Logan is a good ten to fifteen feet away!!
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Prez: The Dude tucks the chair under his right elbow, and jumps, going for a chair to head to elbow impact…BUT
LOGAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! BRETT LOGAN MOVED!!
Commish: Oh my God!! Surfer Dude's right elbow cracked on the steel chair!! It's cut open, and Surfer Dude is writhing
in pain!
Prez: The referee starts the count again…there is total carnage outside the ring!
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Surfer Dude is getting up, but he holds his right arm in pain. Logan begins to move too.
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Both men climb to their feet just in the nick of time!
Commish: Surfer Dude rolls back into the ring, and apparently Logan will follow. No, wait a minute, Logan is going
back under the ring!! What's he bringing out now?
Prez: That's that chair!! The barbed wire chair!! Logan tosses it into the ring, and dives in. Surfer Dude scrambles
to pick it up, but before he gets to it, Logan tackles him! Logan beating down on the head of Surfer Dude!!
Commish: Now he eyes Surfer Dude's right arm. He grabs it, and puts on an arm-scissors hold!! Surfer Dude is screaming
in pain!
Prez: Too bad this can't end the match, SD is pounding on the mat like crazy!! Dude realizes where he is, and puts
his foot up on the ropes, breaking the hold. Logan releases the hold.
Commish: Surfer Dude lunges forward and trips Brett Logan!! He then crawls over to the steel chair, and grabs it
with his good hand, and scrambles to his feet! Logan getting back up, and the Dude tosses him the chair, Logan
ducks, but walks right into a Superkick!!
Prez: Another Point Break!! Surfer Dude with his second point break!! This time he is going to finish him off.
Commish: Surfer Dude grabs that barbed wire chair, and drives it into the right knee of Logan!! Now the left knee!!
Logan is in severe pain!! He tries to rush to his feet, but falls back down!!
Prez: Surfer Dude with some kind of newfound intensity! He just drove the chair into the neck of Logan!! GOOD GOD!
Surfer Dude smacks that chair onto the head of Logan!
Commish: Logan is bleeding from his face, and his eyes are rolled back deep in his head!! He is out cold, and might
be severely injured!!
Prez: The referee is beginning the ten-count, but Surfer Dude yells at him to stop! Surfer Dude picks up the limp
carcass of Logan, and stands him up, and lets go.
Commish: Logan falls right down to the mat, slamming face first. He's gone, dude. This match should be stopped.
Surfer Dude laughs, and raises his hands in the air. The referee begins the count…
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Prez: Surfer Dude wins this hard-fought battle, but shows some newfound intensity in doing so. He looks ready to
take on Ken Sparks in two weeks at Halloween Massacre.
Commish: Brett Logan might be out for a long while as well. The referee calls for the bell, and Surfer Dude's music
plays, as we go to a commercial.
Minister Massacre and "The Livewire" Ken Sparks vs "Dead Drunk" Dan Williams and Cyclone
Prez: And we are back with the main event!!
Commish: This one is going to be a doozy!! We've got the World Champion teaming up with his student and stable
mate, Cyclone, against the CWF Tag Team Champions, Ken Sparks and Minister Massacre!!
Prez: What could their tag team name be? Lightning and Fire? Oh well..
Commish: Let's go down to the ring for the introductions.
Announcer: The following contest is for one fall. First coming down the
isle, the reigning CWF tag team champions of the world, the team of the
Livewire Ken Sparks and former CWF World champion, Minister Massacre.
( "Battle for Heaven" by Glenn Danzig plays, Massacre walks down with Ken Sparks not far behind. They
enter the ring and raise the tag titles, the fans give a loud pop. )
Announcer: And their opponents, the team of Cyclone and the reigning CWF
world champion, Dan Williams.
( "For Whom the Bell Tolls" plays. Dan and Cyclone come down to the ring. )
DING DING DING.
Prez: Fans what a treat in this main event. You've got four of the most elite
CWF wrestlers in one match. Also, between these teams are two big feuds.
The Livewire/ Cyclone feud that has been going on almost since Livewire
entered the CWF, and the Massacre/Dan Williams feud that started a few months
ago and Armageddon when Dan defeated Massacre for the world strap.
Commish: Right you are, O'Sullivan. Starting things off are Dan and
Livewire. Livewire, still considered a rookie and is the least experienced
man in the ring. Perhaps it is that lack of experience that has kept him
from beating such guys as Triple D, Massacre and Steve Johnson. Whatever it
is, Livewire is good but not great, and he needs to step it up a notch if he
wants to win the big ones.
Prez: Dan starts things off with a boot to Livewire's midsection, Livewire
catches him and gives him a dragon screw leg whip. Livewire goes for a waist
lock, he gets it then gives Dan a German suplex. Dan rolls around and tags
Cyclone.
Commish: Cyclone is in and Livewire goes for a superkick but no Cyclone goes
under him then brings him down hard with a spine buster.
Prez: Cyclone gorilla press slams Livewire who wisely rolls over and tags in
Massacre. Massacre and Cyclone lock up in a test of strength. Massacre goes
under Cyclone and bridges him over. Cyclone is getting up but not fast
enough, Massacre hits a clothesline from hell.
Commish: Massacre gives Cyclone a series of rolling snap suplex's, that
can't do any good for Cyclone's neck. Massacre nonchalantly walks over and
tags Ken Sparks. Livewire is in and Cyclone is at his mercy. Cyclone is
down and Livewire rolls him up in a three quarter nelson...one, two, th..NO
Cyclone kicks out.
Prez: Livewire whips Cyclone into the far corner, does a handspring into a
back elbow and smashes Cyclone in the face. Livewire throws Cyclone into
Dan, who makes the tag.
Commish: Williams comes in only to be greeted by one, no two, no wait THREE
drop kicks in a row. Livewire comes off the far rope with a flying forearm.
Livewire bounces off the ropes close to Cyclone and Cyclone hits Livewire in
the back. Dirty dealings by Cyclone.
Prez: Dan kicks Livewire then gives him a snap mare takeover, comes off the
ropes and gives Livewire a seated drop kick to the face. Dan goes up top and
Livewire is still down, frog splash by Williams. Dan tags in Cyclone and
they execute a double DDT on Livewire. Cyclone makes the cover but Dan won't
leave the ring, instead he taunts Massacre.
Commish: Massacre comes in and the ref restrains him, but Cyclone has the
pin attempt. Williams just screwed his own team. Finally the ref sees the
pin and counts, but only a one count on Livewire. Cyclone goes for a German
suplex but Livewire flips over and falls back to make the tag to Massacre.
Massacre gives Cyclone a boot to the face, elevates him and drops him on the
turnbuckle. Dan comes in and Massacre back body drops him to the outside.
Prez: Oh boy, outside, this is where all the trouble started last time!
Commish: Yeah, but we get all the ratings here…
Prez: True…
Commish: Massacre follows the man he threw to the outside, and he picks up Dan, and tosses him towards the steel
steps…NOO REVERSED by Williams!! Massacre flies over the steel steps!
Prez: What a collision!! Williams follows it up, running towards Massacre, jumping up on the ring apron, and flipping
over with a guillotine leg drop! What a move, but Dan's momentum flies him forward into the guardrail!! Both men
are out!!
Commish: Meanwhile, Cyclone has jumped into the ring, and is taking the attention of the referee, and Livewire
sneaks around to the outside, where both men are fallen. He gets in a shot or two in the ribs of Williams, before
helping Massacre to his feet!!
Prez: Good team action there. Cyclone was dumb by distracting the ref, but he realizes it now, and goes back to
his corner. The Minister is up, and he kicks Williams in the gut a few times before hurling him back into the squared
circle.
Commish: Massacre slowly climbs up the steel steps, and ducking through the second and third ropes, re-enters the
ring. Williams is trying to make his way to Cyclone, but Massacre stops him short, grabbing his feet, and dragging
him to the center of the ring.
Prez: Massacre with an elbow drop to the groin area of Williams. That will put him out of action for a few seconds!
Commish: Massacre tags in Livewire, who climbs right to the top rope, while Massacre goes back to Dan. Massacre
picks up Williams, flips him over into piledriver position, they are going for that finisher!!
Prez: What's it called? The Spiked Piledriver!! But Dan squirms out, and pushes Massacre forward into the turnbuckle!!
Livewire loses his balance and tumbles down to the mat!!
Commish: And Dan Williams falls down as well!! He's taken a beating. He needs a tag now!! Dan crawling, exerting
every bit of energy towards Cyclone, whose hand is outstretched. Dan makes the tag!!! Cyclone jumps over the top
rope, and barrels towards the wobbly Sparks!! Spear by Cyclone!! Cyclone grabs Massacre, and tosses him through
the middle rope!! Cyclone clearing house!!
Prez: Cyclone going back at Livewire, who counters with a low blow. That'll even the odds. Apparently the ref didn't
see that one. Blind as a bat, I swear. Massacre and Williams are in their respective corners now, and Williams
jumps up and down, trying to give Cyclone the energy to get back up!
Commish: Livewire rolls his arm over, and a cover…one…two…CYCLONE GETS HIS ARM UP!!
Prez: Cyclone with a burst of energy, and he jumps to his feet! A second wind by Cyclone, or was he playing possum?
Commish: It's gotta be the ladder…it is! Cyclone going into his pants…there better not be a sock in there…
Prez: NO!! Cyclone pulls out a cup, and tosses it into the crowd!! The low blow didn't affect him!! Cyclone grabs
Livewire, picks him up, CYCLONE DROP!!! Cyclone with a cover…one…two…Massacre makes the save!
Commish: Williams jumps in, grabs Massacre, and hurtles him into the corner. Dan following up with a splash, Massacre
gets a boot up!! Dan stumbles backwards…Cyclone picking Livewire back up, but Livewire with another low blow!!
Prez: This one immobilizes Cyclone!! He falls to the ground, grimacing in pain!!
Commish: I can feel that one from here!! Massacre out of the corner with a clothesline, dodged by Williams!! Williams
with a kick to the gut, he turns Massacre around, DEAD DRUNK DROP!!
Prez: Williams with the cover…REFEREE COUNT!!
Commish: Dan's not the legal man!! Cyclone and Livewire are the legal men!!
Prez: I DON'T CARE!! ONE TWO THREE!! FOUR FIVE!! Livewire picks up Cyclone, drags him to the corner…that's the
ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!
Commish: Now the referee makes the count!!! ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!
Prez: The referee is calling for the bell!! Let's go down the ring for the official verdict!
Ring Announcer: Your winners…Minister Massacre and "The Livewire" Ken Sparks!!
Prez: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!
Commish: The referee was right there…
Prez: I DON'T CARE! Neither can Williams!! He's furious!! Williams grabs Livewire, and plants him to the mat with
a face buster!! Dan then grabs Massacre, and throws him into the corner…
Commish: You know what's next!!
Prez: Dan to the second rope, but Massacre is up! He pulls Williams out on his shoulders, before Dan can pick him
up and plant him with the Hangover!! Massacre drops backwards, and Dan falls backwards, his head slamming into
the turnbuckle!!
Commish: Ouch…Dan falls to the mat, and does not move. But Cyclone is back up!! He gets that bucket of pig's blood
from the outside, and pours it all over Livewire!! He threatens to use it at Massacre, but Massacre gets the heck
outta there!!
Prez: Cyclone then slams the metal bucket on the head of Livewire three times!! He then tends to his fallen friend,
Dan Williams, and helps him exit the ring. The two men leave to "More Human Than Human" by White Zombie.
Commish: This match may have been credited to Livewire and Massacre, but I don't know if that's who really won
the war out here. We'll see everyone next week, and then the following week is Halloween Massacre!
Prez: Later!