Sunday Night Superzone
October 3rd, 1999
CWF Arena, Cincinnati, OH
(Scene opens inside the CWF Arena in Cincinnati, Ohio. The camera pans around the arena, focusing in on the signs the hillbilly fans are holding up. One reads, "Masakre Will Benedikt!". Another reads "I am Mr. SNS!". Finally, the camera jumps to the announcer's desk, where President O'Sullivan and Commissioner Meyer are seated.)
Commissioner: Damn it's cold outside!
Prez: Who woulda thought it would be this freaking cold in the beginning of October!!
Commish: I dunno!! Not me, but unlike those Reds, when the weather gets cold, the action here HEATS UP!!!
Prez: We've got another damn good show for you here tonight, and lets get on with it!
Mack McMichaels vs Jay Bronie for the CWF Intercontinental Title
Prez: Mack is defending his CWF Jobber Belt tonight against Jay Bronie!
Commish: Don't you mean the Intercontinental Title?
Prez: Shut the hell up, it's a damn jobber belt and you know it!
Commish: Oh well….
Announer: The following bout is for one fall. Coming down the isle, the
self proclaimed CWF International Champion, Mack Mcmichaels.
( "Shove it" by the Deftones plays. Mack comes down w/ the bodyguard. ")
Annoucer: And his opponent, Jay Bronie.
DING DING DING
Prez: Mack starts things off with a German suplex, Jay hit his head hard.
Now Mack goes over and starts stomping on Bronie. Mack picks Jay up and
gives him a standing side kick.
Commish: Jay falls down and Mack showboats off to the crowd. The crowd
responds with a chorus of boos. The nerve of someone to buy a belt and think that
they are a champion.
Prez: Jay is getting up and gets a crucifix pin attempt.
One.....two....
Commish: Kick out by Mack. Bronie jumps over Mack and attempts a sunset
flip roll up.
One......two....three
Prez: NO kick out at two and a half. That was close. Now Mack picks up
Bronie and gives him a DDT. Mack should cover but instead Mack goes up top
and nails a frog splash. Mack picks him up and throws him into the corner.
Commish: Mack hits the super kick on the small of the back. That is the
Mack Attack, one, two , three.
Annoucer: Your winner, Mack McMichaels.
Prez: Damn, when is Mack gonna lose to one of these idiots!
Commish: Hopefully sometime soon, he is getting too cocky for me!
Prez: An arrogant ass if I do say so myself…well Jay Bronie is helped by the referees to the back, as Mack and
the Bodyguard just switch places, cause he faces off against Ricky Paige next!
The Bodyguard vs Ricky Paige
Ring Announcer: This following match up is scheduled for one fall. First in
the ring, The Bodyguard!!!!! And his opponent, Ricky Paige!!!!!
("I Am A Superstar" by CWF Compilations plays, as El Toro walks out from the back. He enters the ring,
and the bell sounds.)
Commish: What the hell is El Toro doing out here?
Prez: I don't know, but I don't care either…both guys are idiots!!
Commish: The Bodyguard looks confused at first, but then he shakes his head and runs right at El Toro, knocking
the Latino superstar to the mat!
Prez: Bodyguard with a leg drop, and he's taking off El Toro's mask!!
Commish: That's Ricky Paige!! EL TORO IS RICKY PAIGE!!!
Prez: Who cares….
Commish: Not me, but why? Oh well…
Prez: TBG picks Ricky up and piledrives him.
Commish: All Bodyguard tonight…
Prez: TBG with a tilt-a-whirl slam. TBG now takes Ricky to the ropes and
set up for his top rope powerbomb.
Commish: He calls it Total Annihilation. He hits it. The cover.
1....
2.....
3.
DING DING DING
Ring Anouncer: Your winner The Bodyguard.
Prez: That was a serious squash from a serious man.
Black Knight vs Desmond Destiny vs Cobra
Prez: We've got a bunch of rookies up next…
Announcer: The following bout is for one fall and is a three-way dance. The
participants will now come down the isle. First from the state of confusion,
Black Knight. Next making is CWF debut Desmond Destiny. Also making his CWF
debut is Cobra.
DING DING DING.
Prez: Well you've got to think whoever wins this match would be next in line
for perhaps a Peoples Title shot, eh Eric?
Commish: I agree O'Sullivan. But it's all up to our current Peoples
champion, Wyatte "Steele" Brock. Cobra gets clotheslined by Knight, then
Destiny sneaks in from behind and executes a picture perfect German suplex.
Destiny 's purpose in CWF is yet unknown, he is very mysterious.
Prez: You could say the same about all three of these men, Cobra and Knight
are quite mysterious themselves. Now Knight gets up and he locks up with
Destiny. Knight gets an arm drag take down. Cobra gets a side Russian leg
sweep on BK. Cobra ties up the arm of BK and goes for an Indian death lock.
Before he can lock it in all the way Destiny enters and gives Cobra a
bulldog.
Commish: Destiny powerbombs Cobra, who rolls out of the ring. BK hooks a
full nelson on Desmond Destiny. Destiny swings his arms trying to escape but
BK has it hooked in good. Destiny powers BK back into a corner, then hits a
back kick. Cobra rolls in and goes for a clothesline, he misses Destiny
but hits BK.
Prez: BK gets up and gives Cobra a swinging neck breaker, BK then hits
Destiny with a high knee. Destiny getting up very slowly, so BK turns his
attention to Cobra, and gives him a tornado DDT. Destiny however is up and
gives BK a sidewalk slam.
Commish: This is a great match between some of CWF's best new talent.
Cobra is still not up yet and Destiny sets up BK, Destiny gets off a picture
perfect superplex and BK comes crashing down to the mat. What great action
this is, certainly Halloween Massacre will be a spectacular.
Prez: Destiny lifts up BK, but Knight slips around him and cradles him.
One..........two......
Prez: Kick out. Cobra comes off the top rope with a double clothesline. He
covers both men!
One....two....
Commish: NO kickout by both Destiny and Black Knight. Cobra gives a snap
suplex on Destiny, then gives a jawbreaker to Knight. He tries to pick up
Destiny but Knight drop kicks him and Destiny falls on top of Cobra. Cover!
One .........two...
Prez: NO Knight breaks it up, Knight picks up Cobra and gives him a slam to
the mat. He drags Cobra to the ropes, and suplex's him over the ropes onto
the floor. Now that one man is out of the way, it makes it alot easier to
make a pin.
Commish: But Destiny gets a dragon suplex and picks him up and gives him
another dragon suplex, he realeases him only to give him a series of leg
drops. Destiny climbs the top rope. He goes for a frog splash but misses.
Prez: Now Black Knight struggles to get up, he's up and walks over to
Destiny. He gives him the Dead of Knight, the spinning cradle piledriver.
One....two.........three!!!
Announer: Your winner, The Black Knight.
Prez: Wow!!! What a match!!!
Wyatte "Steel" Brock vs Donald McRonald for the CWF People's Title
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is for the
CWF, PEOPLES TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT this time, let me introduce to you......
["You talk too much" by Run DMC plays as Wyatte Steel Brock comes down to
ringside. He climbs into the ring and awaits his opponent]
Ring Announcer: The PEOPLES CHAMPION.......WYATTE.......
STEEL........BROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And his opponent........ DONALD
MCRONALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[McRon's music plays as he comes down to the ring, to a chorus of booing...
He slides into the ring, the announcer climbs out, the bell rings, and we
begin]
Prez: And here we go! McRonald immediately shoots inside, and tries to take
down Steel with a one-leg takedown, but is unsuccessful as Wyatte just looks
at him and laughs! Oh wait! LOW BLOW by McRon!!!!!!!! He is certainly
starting things off early isn't he?
Commish: Yeah Yeah Yeah..... When we gonna see some blood? Man, just as
Wyatte crumpled to the mat, McRon drops a knee on his neck! Thats gonna leave
a mark........ Now Donald is pulling Wyatte to his feet, and he sets him up
for a powerbomb, and he goes up....... AND WAIT! Wyatte JUST slipped out
infront of McRon and is now peppering him with left and right hands! And he
just bullied McRon into the corner! He climbs the turnbuckles, and proceeds
to rattle off punches to the forehead of Donald!
Prez: And the crowd chants along with him.... He gets to ten and climbs off!
McROn out of the corner.... And..... WHAM! Flat on his face! He gets himself
just clobbered by a leg drop to the back of his head by Wyatte! And now
Wayatte is scraping him up off the ground... He sets him up in the powerbomb
position and picks him up.... He's walking over to the ring ropes.....
Commish: What the fu*k is he doing? Hey wait a second...... Theres a table
over there..... And..... OH GOD! Steel just powerbombed McRonald from the
ring into the table outside the ring! That table is just splintered! And now
he's pointing at him.... Whats he gonna do next? The ref is counting now......
1............2.............3............ McRons up........
4.................. Walking towards the ring........ AND HERE COMES Wyatte
with a baseball slide!!!!!!!! McRon sidesteps it! And he is now stomping a
mudhole in Wyatte! He's got his second wind now! He slides Wyatte into the
ring and follows him in!
Prez: And now McRon with the upper hand! He is straddling him and popping off
lefts and rights into Wyattes face! And now Wyatte is the one being beaten
down! McRon up...... He's off one rope..... Now he's off the other......
AND........... ELBOWDROP!!!!!!! McRon REALLY wants that Peoples Title! Now
he's back up on his feet and he is going over to the turnbuckles....... He is
just standing there, what the hell is he doing? Wait, Wyatte's starting to get
to his feet,and from the looks of things, McRonald is getting ready to tune
up the band for some sweet chin music!
Commish: And now Wyattes on his feet........... HERE COMES MCRON!!!!!!!!!!
Side kick misses! Wyatte comes back with a lariat and that KNOCKS McRon out
of his shoes! God I think he cold have decapitated him with that one! And now
Wyatte down for the pin!
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3!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! McRon just kicked out!!!!!!!!!!!! Wyatte is up
on his feet and he RUNS to the turnbuckles...... Climbs up to the top........
And he jumps up, spins around and catches McRonald with a moonsault!!!!!!!!!
THATS gotta be enough! Pinfall!
1.................................2...................................3
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prez: And now we've got Wyatte wondering what he's gotta do to put McR away!
And he's back up on his feet.... He flips McRonald over.... AND THERE IT
IS!!!!!!!!!! THE STEEL TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT MCRON ISN'T TAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wyatte lets it go and McRon slowly gets to his feet, noticeably hurt from the
move........ And Wyatte grabs him........ He picks up in a suplex position
and....JACKHAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wyatte just hit McRon with the
Jackhammer!!!!!!!!!! And he flips him over again and is going for his Steel
Trap!!!! A variation of the STF, and he's got it locked on in the middle of
the ring!!!!!!!! AND MCRONALD TAPS!!!!!!!!!!!! McR TAPS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Commish: YAY........... Yeah right whatever. Anyway. Wyatte retains his
People's title in this bout.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and STILL....... CWF, People's
Champion....... WYATTE STEEL BROCK!!!!!!!!
Surfer Dude and Cyclone vs Minister Massacre and "The Livewire" Ken Sparks for the CWF Tag Team Titles
Prez: This match will determine the Tag Team Champions, and also could determine who is Mister SNS.
Commish: Both Surfer Dude and Ken Sparks lay claim to that name. If one pins the other tonight, we will have a
new Mr. SNS. If not, they will meet immediately after this match to determine the rightful person to hold that
name.
[Ring announcer in the ring, with Massacre and Livewire on one side, and
Cyclone and Surfer Dude on the other.......]
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challengers..... Minister Massacre..... and
KEN.... LIVEWIRE......... SPARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! And their opponents...... The
CWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!! Cyclone..... and..... Surfer
Dude!!!!!!!!!!!
[The bell rings as the ring announcer dives out of the ring]
Commish: And it looks like Cyclone and Massacre are going to start things off
for us tonight.... Cyclone brought down a bucket of what appears to be... I
dunno, Pig's Blood? Anyways....Cyclone with a quick left hand to the face of
Massacre, rocks the big man back into the corner..... Massacre comes out of
the corner, shakes his head and smiles at Cyclone, giving him the "come on"
motion... And Cyclone obliges him!!!!! Cyclone with kicks to the midsection
and punches, he is really taking it to Massacre! He Irish whips him into the
corner, and distracts the referee as Surfer Dude proceeds to choke Massacre!
Massacre turns around and blasts Surfer Dude with a right! Only to turn
around and get put on his ass by cyclone with a drop kick!
Prez: And now Cyclone tags in SD! Surfer Dude comes into the ring like a
house of fire, kicking and punching Massacre as he tries to crawl over to his
corner! And SD picks him up.... And he throws him into Livewire! The tags
made and here comes Livewire! And Kenny boy is duking it out in the middle of
the ring with Surfer Dude! And he throws him out over the top rope! SD is on
the ground and Livewire comes outside the ring area to get him! And he picks
up SD... and he Irish whips him into the ring barrier and SD just slumps to
the ground after striking the barrier! Now Ken has the ring steps, and he is
going to hit SD in the face with 'em! But SD gets his foot up and kicks them
back into Livewire's face! Massacre just stands there looking disgusted as
this all transpires!
Commish: And SD is up! He is taking some pot shots at Livewire! And he runs
over to Massacre! He flips him off and hits him with a low blow on the ring
apron!!!!!! Massacre looks to be in a world of pain as SD slides back into
the ring! The ref counts Livewire out!!!!!!!
1................2.............3.............4...............5.............6..
..........7........... And He's up on his feet! 8................
9.............. And he BARELY makes it back into the ring!!!!! SD begins to
kick him in the back of the head as he slides in under the ring ropes! He
picks him up and throws him into the ring ropes! He bounces off the other set
of ropes and catches him with a flying forearm!!!!!!
Prez: Ahhh..... shades of Shawn Michaels there! And SD is up! He calmly walks
over to the corner and tags in Cyclone! Cyclone strides over to Livewire...
And he drops a knee into the "lower abdomen area"!!!! Livewire is clutching
at himself in pain! And wait! Here comes Massacre with a clothesline from
behind! The ref pulls Massacre off of him and as the refs attention is
diverted, SD comes into the ring and they double suplex Livewire!!!!!!! SD
kicks Livewire right in the forehead and he's busted open!!!!!! Livewire is
now bleeding profusely from the head! And Cyclone takes advantage! SD climbs
out of the ring as the ref turns around to see Cyclone on top of Livewire and
pounding the daylights out of him! Cyclone picks up Livewire and tosses him
into his own corner! Massacre makes the blind tag and comes into the ring! He
charges Cyclone with a clothesline, Cyclone ducks and hits Massacre in the
back! Inverted DDT!!!!!
Commish: A good move there by Cyclone as he DROPS Massacre! And he goes for
the pin! 1..............2...... KICKOUT! Massacre kicks out after Two!!!!!
And Cyclone gets up and stomps several times on Massacre! Cyclone turns to
the crowd and throws his arms up to the crowd! Dammit Cyclone, stop
showboating and stay on Massacre! Massacre is getting to his feet now! And
Cyclone turns around, right into a shoulder slam by Massacre!
Massacre back on his feet! He points at Cyclone, and picks him up... It looks
like he is going to go for a running powerslam as he hoists him up onto his
shoulder and moves into the corner.. and.... Wait, he just climbed up onto
the second turnbuckle.... He drops Cyclone down some... and....... SPIKE
TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!! Massacre just PLANTED Cyclones head into the
canvas with that maneuver! He's going for the pin now.......
1.................2...................3........ NO!!!!!!! Cyclone kicks out
JUST before the ref hit three!
Prez: And Massacre looks a little flustered by that! He's back up on his
feet, and he goes and tags in Livewire! But Cyclone was able to crawl over to
his own corner and tag in SD! SD and Livewire go at it again! They are
exchanging punches and kicks and Livewire gains the upper hand! He is in the
corner with blood pouring out of his head and he is beating down Surfer Dude!
SD slumps down in the corner and Livewire backs off! He walks over to the
other corner and comes rushing in with a knee to the face of SD! He points
down and Massacre jumps down and grabs him a chair! He takes the chair, and
waits for SD to get up...... He tosses him the chair and goes to hit a
spinning kick, but SD ducks! SD tosses him the chair and.. WHAM! He hits the
Point Break!!!!!!!!!! SD drops down for the pin and this could be all!
1...................2.................... NO! Massacre just broke up the pin
attempt by SD!!!!!
Commish: And as the ref is distracted, Livewire gets picked up and thrown
into the ropes.. He is picked up by SD and OH MY GOD! He is hit with a 3-D by
Cyclone and Surfer Dude! Livewire has HAD IT! He lays on the mat motionless
as SD and Cyclone taunt Massacre! The ref turns around and sees SD and
Cyclone standing there! And he kicks Cyclone out of the ring! SD picks up
Livewire and just tosses his limp body into the corner! Massacre tags him and
just rolls his eyes as he looks at Livewire! And SD catches him off guard! He
gets pushed back into the corner and punched repeatedly in the face by SD!
And Livewire is beginning to stir! Livewire's up! And he and Massacre begin
to beat down SD!!!! And here comes Cyclone!!!!!!!! All four men are in the ring
now!!!!!!
Prez: This is turning into a pier 6 brawl!!!!! All four men are battling each
other! And Cyclone tosses Livewire out of the ring! Cyclone follows Livewire
out of the ring and picks him up! He throws him into the ring steps! And
wait! Cyclone has that bucket of Pig's Blood! He sets it up on the ring apron
and collects Livewire! He throws him into the ring and follows him in! Cyclone
grabs that bucket and sets it inside the ring! What's he going to do now?
Wait... He's got Livewire. He picks him up.... and CYCLONE DROP INTO THE
BUCKET!!!!!! Livewire is OUT!!! Cyclone goes for the pin! BUT THE REF WON'T
COUNT!!!!! Livewire isn't the legal man! Minister Massacre is in the ring
right now.. And he just gave SD the Bloody Benediction! The ref drops down
for the pin!
1.................2...................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ding ding ding]
Ring Announcer: The winners of the match.. and NEW..... CWF WORLD TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS........ The team of Massacre.... and Livewire Ken Sparks!!!!!!!!!!
Commish: Well, Livewire must face Surfer Dude right now to determine the title of Mr. SNS, but both men are out
cold via their opponents finishers…
Prez: Livewire is covered in what we are calling pig's blood, after the Cyclone Drop, and Surfer Dude is out via
the Bloody Benediction.
Commish: Well, the referee has given Massacre the two belts, and Massacre tosses them aside for the time being,
and he attends to Livewire.
Prez: Cyclone looks pissed off as he thought he should have won. He is trying to get Surfer Dude up, but he doesn't
look to be having much success…
Commish: Wait a minute, the ring announcer has something to say.
Ring Announcer: Unfortunately, due to injuries, Livewire and Surfer Dude will not compete tonight. That match will
be put on hold until next Sunday. Again, I am sorry. Good night everyone!