Sunday Night Superzone

February 6th, 2000
CWF Arena, Cincinnati, OHio

[The show begins when an outside camera finds three men standing in the parking lot, the ground is wet, and they can barely be made out. A truck pulls in from the right and leaves its lights on. Brett Logan, Ken Sparks and Taurus are all in street clothes, Wyatte Brock steps out of his truck and walks around to the front]


Wyate Brock: Hey guys, I don't know about you, but I've got some other things I need to do, I need to take some time off.

Ken Sparks: It seems like that's what you've been doing the last two weeks already.

Brett Logan: Wait a minute, when will you be back? We've got things to do and I'm getting a little antsy.

Taurus: Yeah, where have you been?

Wyatte: Not sure guys, I can't just come back from the honeymoon and go back on the road.

Ken Sparks: Honeymoon?

Wyatte: Yeah, guys, I'm getting married .. and I'm not sure when I'll be back .. I'll be pretty busy. I can't just go back on the road right after the honeymoon.

Logan: Well when?

Wyatte: Whenever I feel the fire again. We only formed Redemption to take care of Asylum .. but they're gone now .. so, I guess I am out of Redemption. You guys can still keep it going.

Logan: No, you're right, Asylum is gone .. and now I can get back to just being a wrestler and not a crusader.

Sparks: Yeah, and I can go work on getting my title back. It was fun while it lasted.

Taurus: But what about DWO? We were here to fight all the scum in CWF.

Wyatte: You can still fight them, show the kids what working hard is.

Logan: You actually talk like that in real life?

Wyatte: Yeah.

Logan/Sparks/Taurus: Oh.

Taurus: I've gotta go.

Logan: Me too.


(The two walk away together, into the arena door)


Wyatte: Ok, guys, good luck.


(Wyatte reaches out and shakes Sparks' hand)


Ken Sparks: Yeah, thanks .. maybe we'll see you around … sometime?

Wyatte: Yeah .. someday. Come visit if you want. If you're in Phoenix .. come work out with Pops and the old guys.

Sparks: Yeah .. ok.


(Wyatte gets into his truck and the camera catches the glimpse of a young lady in the passenger seat. Wyatte rolls down the window and waves.)


Wyatte: Bye Ken.

Sparks: Bye ....


(The truck turns back into the road and disappears. Ken Sparks stands in the wet parking lot, alone. A light rain begins to fall. The scene fades to black.

"So Long" by Everlast begins to play, as the CWF logo fades in. An opening highlight reel plays, showing past and present superstars executing big moves, giving their punch lines, and performing their trademark taunts.

The scene then cuts into the CWF Arena, where the usual pyrotechnic show is going on, and the fans are screaming their heads off. The cameras pan around the arena, zooming in on a few signs, which read "I am DA MAN!", "Rest In Pieces, Asylum", "The Lone Wolf is Dead Because I Shot Him!", "Hart Was Robbed", "Assassin for President!", and "Blackbird 13 Nevermore!!". The camera then comes to the CWF Announcer's Table, where Matt Murdock, Vanessa McLure, and Eric Masterson sit.)


Matt: Hello again and WELCOME to another edition of SUNDAY NIGHT SUPERZONE!! We've got a great show for you tonight, featuring the opening matches of the Heavy Metal Tournament, as well as the Intercontinental Title on the line!

Eric: Also, the status of the People's Title will be determined at the PPV. No word yet as to what we will actually do for it, but we will be sure to let you know as soon as it's set up!

Vanessa: There have been some changes to the Heavy Metal Tournament, however. Robert Stone vs Deuce and Predator vs Christian will not take place, due to the fact none of the four submitted any interviews this week.

Matt: What we are doing instead, is having the four remaining wrestlers face each other, with the winners of this week facing the losers. This week is basically just for seeding. The semifinal round will be next Sunday, with the finals at Maximum Carnage on February 20th!

Vanessa: Which leaves us with five matches for this week. Greeeaat.

Matt: Oh shut up, you know every match we have tonight is going to be awesome! Extreme Icon meets Crazy Carl Benton…

Vanessa: Master of the Custodial Arts? Come on! What kind of nickname is that?

Eric: Get off his case! He is a great wrestler!!

Vanessa: Yeah, I bet he mops well too!

Matt: Anyway…that match is a Barbed Wire Board match, which the ring is already set up for…

Eric: In the other Heavy Metal Title matchup, Shawn Temp meets Guerrero Azteca in a Dumpster match. That is bound to be great!

Vanessa: Shawn is going to win that one with ease! He's going to kick that sp (cut off)

Matt: HEY! We don't talk like that here!

Vanessa: I don't care, I'm Vanessa McLure and I can do whatever I want, you gay-ass-hom (cut off)

Eric: SHUT UP!

Vanessa: Fine…

Matt: Thank you! Hellrazor Kevin Kirkland meets JV for the Intercontinental Title, Brett Logan faces Alexander Hart, and Livewire Ken Sparks meets The Assassin and Da Man 2000 in a Triple Threat Match!


(On the CWFTron, BB13 is shown walking around in the back with his World title over his shoulder. He appears to be walking to the ring, but before he gets there, he is attacked by the Assassin. The Assassin hits him over the head with a chair. Then, from out of nowhere, War Dog comes and puts Blackbird in the Muzzle, War Dog's finishing move. Blackbird thrives in pain. The Assassin takes the belt and places it around his waist)


Assassin: Looks good, don't it?!


War Dog:(Still holding onto the Muzzle on Blackbird) Damn straight. (He lets go) Let's get outta here. I hope that he gets the message!!

Assassin: Oh, oh, I think he will!! I'll see you at Maximum Carnage, Blackbird!! Oh, and tell your boy, Da Man, that his ass belongs to the Assassin!! I promise you that!! I hope to god you prepare yourself...for when we meet one on one for this title....I'll take it from you, and you'll
die trying not to let me!! See ya soon, buddy!! Remember it's all about RETRIBUTION!!


(The Assassin takes the belt off of his waist and places it around the waist of the fallen Blackbird. War Dog smiles and begins to walk away. He turns back around and spits on Blackbird)


War Dog:MAGGOT!! Remember, RETRIBUTION is in the air tonight!!


(War Dog smiles and laugh. He walks away from Blackbird with the Assassin, whom is also smiling. Scene fades to black.)

Extreme Icon vs Crazy Carl "Master Of The Custodial Arts" Benton
Barbed-Wire Board Match
First Round Heavy Metal Title Match

Matt: Let's explain this match before we go to the ring with Loudmouth for the intros.

Eric: Okay…the ropes have been taken down, and two-by-four planks have been put up in their place. Barbed wire has been wrapped around the boards, making this a "Barbed-Wire Board" match!

Matt: Couldn't have said it any better myself. Loudmouth?

Loudmouth: The next match, is scheduled for one fall, and is round one of the Heavy Metal tournament. Introducing first, here is EXTREME ICON!


("Killing In The Name" by Rage Against The Machine blares over the PA as Extreme Icon steps from behind the curtains, and is met with a chorus of cheers, and a few boos. He raises his hands like he has a victory, and then shakes his head. He looks around the crowd and charges to the ring. He climbs the steps and gets in the ring, waiting for his opponent.)


Loudmouth: And his opponent, CRAZY CARL "MASTER OF CUSTODIAL ARTS" BENTON!


("Inside Out" by Anthrax blares over the PA as Crazy Carl steps through the ropes with Demented Don at his side. He is met with half boos half cheers as he and Don walk to the ring. When they get there, Carl whispers something in Don's ear, and they both smile. They slap hands as Crazy Carl gets in the ring and Extreme Icon rushes him and they start fighting.)


Murdock: This match starts in a hurry with Extreme Icon on top first as Crazy Carl close to the boards.

Masterson: Crazy Carl is fighting back though with a huge left to the side of The Icon's face.

McLure: Look, Carl has The Icon backing up, but not or long!

Murdock: Extreme Icon just pushed him backwards and is back didn't go too well against those boards wrapped in barbwire!

Masterson: People are really crazy these days, I mean who wants to fight in a ring with no ropes, instead some boards and barbwire replacing it!?

McLure: It's just these guys trying to make themselves look good and hardcore.

Murdock: Either way, this is a great match! Crazy Carl's back is already cut open, WIDE open!

Masterson: That's the price you pay when you are going for the Heavy Metal Title, you put your body in DANGER!

McLure: And make yourself look stupid......what kind of match is this!?

Murdock: Just call the match, that's what you get paid for, not bitching!

Masterson: Can you say that on TV? WHOA! Look at that, Crazy Carl just laid Extreme Icon down with a running lariat!

McLure: *slaps Matt Murdock* If you ever talk to me like that again I swear I WILL......

Murdock: I'm glad someone turned off her headset!

Masterson: I'll let you two have your war as I call the match. Crazy Carl picks Extreme Icon up by the hair, and whips him to the rope......I mean boards, and OUCH! That Hurt!

McLure: About time I got my headset back on!

Murdock: I hope you're happy now, Extreme Icon just wipes the blood from his back and slings it down to the mat.

Masterson: Look, Demented Don slides a chair in the ring, and gets the ref's attention. The ref seen the chair, and is telling him to get it out.

McLure: That's what he gets for cheating.

Murdock: He's not cheating, but nobody can throw in a chair, the wrestler must get it himself.

McLure: Like I said, CHEATING!

Masterson: Look, Don just threw The Master Of Custodial Arts a pair of brass knuckles when the ref couldn't see.

McLure: That's cheating too......

Murdock: EXTREME ICON GOES DOWN! Crazy Carl is in control of this match as of now.

Masterson: Yeah, with the assistance of Demented Don, now he tosses them out of the ring and covers...

McLure: That damn cheater might get the win..1...2...NO! He kicked out. Good, I hate when
cheaters win.

Murdock: Get over it. Crazy Carl looks frustrated, but just shakes his head and pulls The Icon to his feet.

Masterson: He whips him into the turnbuckle, that will mess up someone's arm.

McLure: Well if they didn't want to take that risk, they wouldn't get into this match, would they?

Murdock: CRAZY CARL CHARGES AFTER HIM! NO! EXTREME ICON CAUGHT HIM IN MID-AIR AND SLAMMED HIS FACE IN THE BARBWIRE!

Masterson: The crowd loves it! This is Hardcore!

McLure: This is dumb, why would somebody mess up their body for a little bit of gold?

Murdock: I haven't figured that out yet, but this match is good, you can't disagree.

McLure: It's ok, but not GOOD.

Masterson: Oh well, both men are down, and the ref starts the mandatory ten count..1
2...
3....
4.....
5......
6.....
7........
8........
9........

Masterson: WHAT THE HELL!? Demented Don pulled the ref out of the ring, he's saying there has to be a winner!

Murdock: The crowd loves it! Extreme Icon is to his feet first, and Crazy Carl is getting up.

McLure: I think somehow, Extreme Icon has a second breath!

Masterson: Yes, because he just kicked Crazy Carl in the gut, and knocked him CLOSE to the barbed wire.

Murdock: Extreme Icon is laughing, as he picks him up. WHOA, he pushed him back where his back touched the barbed wire, and THREW HIM TO THE OTHER SIDE!

McLure: He dropped down before he got to the wire, so I guess these people who choose to fight in this ring do have a little brain!

Masterson: Either that, or he has no more energy left and he just dropped. What's this? Demented Don is up on the apron, getting the referee's attention.

Murdock: Extreme Icon covers...there is no ref to count!

McLure: That was smart, but cheating. Now Extreme Icon is griping at the ref!

Masterson: That gives Demented Don time to slide in the ring and wake Crazy Carl up. He's awake, and he slides out of the ring.

Murdock: HE HAS A CHAIR! He tosses it in the ring, and then slides in. EXTREME ICON GOES DOWN AGAINST THE BARBED WIRE!

McLure: That really wasn't cheating, and it was clever.

Masterson: He sets the chair next to the turnbuckle. and pulls Extreme Icon to his feet.

Murdock: He sets him up for it, lifting Icon up to the middle rope, stepping up onto the chair…going for his finisher…NOOO! Icon counters and grabs Carl…he flips him upside down…

McLure: Piledriver from the middle rope, ONTO THE CHAIR!! That chair is dent ed to the ground!!!

Masterson: Carl is out cold…uh oh, here comes Don to make a save…Icon sees him, kick to the gut, DDT!! That's his finisher!!!

Murdock: Icon covers Carl….one….two….three!!!!!

Loudmouth: Your winner…the EXTREME ICON!!!!

Shawn Temp vs "The Insane Luchador" Guerrero Azteca
Dumpster Match
First Round Heavy Metal Title Match

Vanessa: My boy's match is up next!! He is going to whip that Lucha all the way back to Mexico.

Eric: Jesus, and they wonder why I complain about having a woman down here with us.

Loudmouth: The next matchup is a Dumpster Match! Introducing first, weighing in at 231 pounds, DWO's own, Shawwwwwwwwwwwwwn Temp!


("Wannabe" by the Spice Girls begins to play as Shawn Temp walks out. The crowd gives mainly boo's, but some applause for the high-flyer. Temp slides into the ring and awaits his opponent.)


Loudmouth: And introducing next, weighing in at 252 pounds, formerly from the Asylum,
"The Insane Luchador" Guerrero Azteca!


("Desperado" by Los Lobos begins to blare as Azteca walks out. He receives many boo's as he walks down to the ring. He slaps the dumpster twice and goes on the apron. He grabs the top rope and jumps over it. )


DING DING DING


Vanessa: Go Shawn!

Matt: Shut the fu- Well the match has started quickly as Azteca and Temp grapple it up. Temp with the upper-hand, Irish whip into the ropes.

Vanessa: Ohh, big clothesline by Temp. Way to go Shawn!!

Eric: Azteca jumps to his feet and kicks Temp in the gut. The bent over Temp is now being prepared for what looks like a powerbomb.

Matt: Azteca brings him up, runs with him, and drops him. Running Powerbomb early in the match!

Eric: Azteca slides out of the ring and grabs Temp's arm and pulls him out.

Vanessa: Ohhh, no. Azteca is dragging my boy to the dumpster! Low Blow! Yes!! That's what I taught my boy Shawn.

Matt: You taught him to low blow his opponents? Ah well, It seems as though Temp has the upper hand now.

Eric: He grabs Azteca and puts him over his shoulder. He just ran him right into the side of the dumpster!

Vanessa: Oh that's gotta hurt! Get up Shawn!!

Eric: Temp drops Azteca off his shoulder and picks him up again. They grapple it up and Temp suplexes Azteca on the floor.

Matt: The Lucha is really feeling the pain now. He jumps right up again! Wow, this kid has heart in him folks.

Eric: Temp is turned around blowing kisses to either me or Vanessa, I hope it's Vanessa.

Vanessa: Oh it's me alright. Shawn Watch out! Ohhh boy. Temp just got a spinning heel kick to the back of the head.

Matt: Azteca picks him up again, and throws him into the side of the dumpster. That has to hurt!

Eric: Azteca runs towards the aching temp and clotheslines him into the dumpster!

Matt: It could be over!

Eric: Shut the lid!! Azteca brings the lid down and yes it's….it's over!

Vanessa: No! Temp kicked the lid open and hit Azteca in the face with it! Wow, that was clutch, I thought it was almost over for my boy there.

Matt: Unfortunately it wasn't. Temp jumps out of the dumpster and slides in the ring.

Eirc: He climbs to the top rope and goes for a suicide plancha but misses and lands flat on the floor.

Matt: Did you see his head hit the ground!

Eric: Oh my God that is sickening. Luckily Azteca rolled out of the way.

Matt: Temp lying on the ground motionless as Azteca gets up and slides into the ring. Azteca now climbs the ropes and screams, "This is how you do it".

Eric: He raises his hands and connects with a suicide plancha of his own! Wow, Temp is in extreme pain now!

Vanessa: Oh crap, Azteca picks up Temp and sets him up for the Juvi Driver. He connects! Right on the floor!

Matt: Azteca picks up Temp and throws him in the dumpster.

Eric: He goes to push the lid down but gets hit in the head with a tennis ball thrown by one of the fans.

Matt: He looks in the stands and looks to see who did it. Temp grabs Azteca and brings him in the Dumpster with him! Both men are in the dumpster!

Eric: Wow this is crazy! Both men are exchanging punches to the face. Azteca slips on something and falls down.

Vanessa: Temp is kicking him in the head numerous times. Get out of the dumpster, Shawn!!!

Eric: Temp hops out and Azteca gets up. Azteca punches Temp and hops out of the dumpster.

Matt: Azteca slaps Temp in the face and picks him up. Spinebuster into the dumpster!!!

Eric: Azteca closes the lid!

Matt: It's over! It's over! Azteca wins!

Vanessa: NOOO! Shawn really stunk it up tonight!!

Eric: What a win for Guerrero Azteca, he's been really impressive lately!

Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner…The Insane Luchador, Guerrrerrrroo Azzzteeeecaaaaa!!!

"Hellrazor" Kevin Kirkland vs JV
Intercontinental Title Match

(Suddenly "Electric Relaxation" by A Tribe Called Quest begins to play on the PA system as JV walks out with a microphone. He steps towards the middle of the aisle and begins to speak.)


JV: Hellrazor, I told you I didn't want your shitty title. I owned that once until Murder One, a Hall of Fame member none the less, took it away from me. I don't need the lowest title in the CWF around my waist. Why would I want to show people something they already know...that I can beat you, or anyone who has that damn title. So go find yourself someone who wants that
piece of metal, because I don't know about them, but I don't feel like labeling myself as the lowly "Intercontinental Champion" Peace I'm out.


("Electric Relaxation" begins to blare once again on the PA as JV walks through the curtain. The music continues to play for about 10 seconds when JV is seen peeking through the curtains. He once again steps out and the fans chant his name. He bows and walks off.)


Matt: What the heck?

Eric: Umm…I guess we aren't going to have this match…

Matt: Wonder what Hellrazor thinks of all this…oh well, guess he gets the night off!

Eric: We'll be right back.

Matt: Wait a minute, we've got word that Hellrazor is getting an interview backstage!


(CWFTron opens to Hellrazor standing in front of a camera in his locker room, still in his wrestling attire. Before he gets a chance to speak, Niko Rage attacks him.)


Vanessa: All right! Go Niko!

Matt: Niko Rage just jumped Kevin Kirkland in his locker room! He hit him from behind with The Lightning Kick, his finisher!

Eric: He came out of nowhere! Niko is now taunting Hellrazor, who is out on the ground. Niko looks into the camera…

Niko: You are out now, but when you see this tape later tonight…I want a shot at your Intercontinental Title!!


(CWFTron goes to fuzz)


Matt: Whoa!!

Vanessa: Sign that match!!

Eric: We'll be right back…

Brett Logan vs Alexander Hart

Chris Spracher: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for Brett Logan versus Alex Hart!! First coming down the isle, the former CWF Heavy Metal and World Champion, Alexander Hart!!


("Skull of the Hill" plays. Alex Hart slowly walks down to ringside. The fans give a mixed reaction to the man. )


Chris Spracher: And his opponent, a former member of Extreme Outlaws, Asylum and Redemption, a former tag team champion and Heavy Metal champion, Brett Logan!!!


(Brett Logan comes out very quickly, before his music can start. Alex Hart is taking off his attire when Logan enters the ring. )


DING DING DING.


Matt: Logan doesn't wait for his music to start up, he's in the ring and from behind gives Hart a neckbreaker. COVER!!!

JJ: One......................two..

Eric: Only a two count, Logan picks up Hart and puts him on the turnbuckle upside down, oh Tree of Woe!!

Matt: Logan goes to the other side of the ring, and comes charging at Hart with a knee!! OUCH. Hart tries to block it but it doesn't work. The fans are going crazy in the opening moments of this match.

Eric: Logan pulls Hart off and just stomps on him now. Logan stomps mainly on the chest but I think he may have headed south on one of those stomps.

Matt: Well if he did, I don't think it was intentional, if Logan wants to low blow Hart, he'll low blow him and it will be visible. Now Logan picks up Hart and shoots him to the ropes, back body drop by Logan!

Eric: Hart getting up but Logan bounces off the ropes and hits a bulldog!! Hart is down and Logan covers!

JJ: One...............two..……

Matt: Only a two count says Jordan Jones. Logan grabs Hart by the hair and smashes it into the turnbuckle, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten times!!! Hart falls to the ground and Logan covers!

JJ: One.........................two..………..

Eric: Hart gets a foot on the rope! Good ring awareness by Hart! Logan doesn't let this affect him as he picks up Hart and gives him a snap suplex! Hart hits the mat and tosses in pain. Logan is on fire!!

Matt: I think this could be Logan's breakout match, if he's able to beat the former CWF World Champion, then maybe it's the big payday for Brett Logan.

Eric: We've known all along, Logan is so close to main event status, he just couldn't get the one big win to put him there, he's come up short handed on matches with the Assassin and Livewire, but he's been close, not to mention almost knocking off Minister Massacre.

Matt: Almost doesn't cut it though, and I think tonight Logan will prove that he can be in the top echelon of the CWF.

Eric: Logan up top and comes down on Hart with a double axe handle! Hart is out on his feet and Logan kicks him and follows it up with a DDT! Logan covers.

JJ: One.............................two............…….

Matt: No sir, Hart kicks out.

Eric: I think Logan has got to be frustrated, he got the jump on Hart, he's dominated the match since the beginning, but Hart won't stay down! Hart may be down, but he's showing that he can take a beating and keep on ticking!

Matt: Indeed! Logan lifts Hart up on his shoulder for a fireman's carry, and drops him, Samoan drop by Logan! We don't see that kind of a move from Logan often, he's using different moves to weaken Hart. Good strategy by Brett.

Eric: I'd have to agree with you there Matt, but Hart just tripped up Logan and clotheslined him, where did that come from?!

Matt: I have no idea, Logan was lifting him up after the Samoan drop, Hart gives him a drop toe hold and then clotheslines him!

Eric: Now Hart is in control has he picks up Logan for a vertical suplex! He's not done yet, he picks up Logan for a snap suplex! Hart with two suplexes on Logan, Hart is known in CWF as the suplex machine. Wait, Hart isn't done yet. He picks up Logan and gives him a jackhammer suplex!

Matt: Three big suplexes from Hart. I don't think Hart is done either. He hooks onto Logan from behind, German suplex! Logan was thrown like a rag doll! Hart lifts Logan up from hehind again, puts him in a full nelson and, dragon suplex! That doesn't do good for Logan's neck or back. These suplexes have to be taking a toll on Logan.

Eric: We've seen five different suplex's from Hart, incredible. Now Hart picks up Logan, powerbomb..NO Logan gets off a frankensteiner and both men are down! This match has been going on for the past six or so minutes but already but men are so spent, so tired because of the action that has already taken place.

Matt: Logan is up and Hart rushes towards him, Logan kicks him, Rock Bottom by Logan!! But he doesn't cover!! I think this is a mistake by Logan. Logan goes up top, he comes off the top rope with an elbow on Hart!!

Eric: I think Logan is going to soften up Hart some more before moving in for the kill. Logan now is catching a breather… hey Matt, do you know where Vanessa went, before this match?

Matt: Ah, I have no clue. Maybe we should ask Shawn Temp.

Eric: Would you want to go ask him?

Matt: No, you?

Eric: No.

Matt: Oh well then.

Eric: I guess so. Logan tries putting Hart in a figure four but Hart gets off a small package!!

JJ: One..................two.…………

Matt: No, Logan kicks out. Logan now throws Hart outside and the ref begins the ten count.

JJ: One............................two................................three

Eric: Logan is staying in the ring, he is confident enough that he thinks Hart will not make it back in.

JJ:
Four..............................five..................................six

Matt: Hart took a nasty bump on his way over the top rope, I don't think he can make it back in.

Eric: Neither do I, the ref is at six!

JJ: Seven..........................................................

Matt: Logan has a big smile on his face.

JJ: Eight............................................................

Eric: Hart not moving!

JJ: Nine.........................................................

Matt: Wait, Logan just broke up the count and went outside. He throws Hart back into the ring and then rolls back in too.

Eric: I guess he didn't want to win by a count out. Logan shoots Hart into the ropes...Hart tries for a clothesline but Logan ducks. Kick by Logan, Rock Bottom into a backbreaker.

Matt: Aka the Redeemer, I think it's over for Hart.

JJ:
One.....................................two.................................three!!!

Chris Spracher: Your winner, Brett Logan!!

"Livewire" Ken Sparks vs The Assassin vs Da Man 2000
Triple Threat Match: First Pinfall Wins

Loudmouth: "Our next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Three Way Dance! Introducing first, from Helena, Montana, weighing in at 247 pounds, 'Livewire' Ken Sparks!!!"


("All Star" by Smashmouth begins to play as Livewire makes his way to the ring to a favorable reaction. He climbs the turnbuckle and the crowd cheers. Sparks gets down and awaits his opponents at the corner)


Loudmouth: "Next, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 326 pounds, The Assassin!!!"


("Assassins" by Insane Clown Posse plays over the speakers as Assassin makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction. Assassin slides into the ring and right away begins to pound on Sparks in the corner. The announcer quickly gets out of the ring, as the bell sounds)


Vanessa: Hey, what the hell? I thought this was a 3 way match? DWO isn't even represented!

Eric: These guys were just too eager to start tearing each other apart! Wait, but here comes the final competitor in this match!


(The DWO's music plays over the speakers as Da Man 2000 runs towards the ring. Da Man slides in under the ropes and pulls Assassin off of Sparks. Da Man kicks Assassin in the gut and throws him over the top rope!)


Matt: Oooh, and The Assassin goes flying over the top rope! It looks like that fall knocked the wind out of him.

Vanessa: Yay! GO Da Man 2000!

Eric: Now Da Man is beating on Sparks in the corner. Irish whip on Livewire, and DM charges in, but no! Sparks floats over Da Man and hits a lightning quick Release German Suplex! Great move by Sparks!

Matt: Assassin is back on the ring apron, and he hits a nice slingshot guillotine leg drop on the fallen Da Man! Cover!

(1...)

Eric: Just a one count.

Vanessa: It's going to take ALOT more than that to take down a member of the mighty DWO!

Matt: All three men back up, they're just circling each other for a second. Livewire makes the first move, going in after Assassin and knocking him down with a big lariat! And Da Man with a big lariat of his own on Livewire! Da Man now fixes his attention on Assassin, picks him up, a BIG Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex on Assassin!

Eric: Sparks begins to get up, and hits a big Superkick to the back of Da Man's head! Da Man falls on top of Assassin, but Sparks picks him up before the ref starts the count. Sparks with a nice Belly to Back Suplex on Da Man!

Vanessa: I think that was just dumb...

Matt: Well, it was still effective. Sparks right on Da Man, and he locks him in the Camel Clutch! Sparks cranking away on Da Man, but Da Man isn't giving up!

Vanessa: Come on Da Man! Fight it!

Eric: Assassin is back up, and he sees what is going on. Livewire is in a vulnerable position! Assassin quickly bounces off the ropes, and nails Sparks with a stiff Dropkick right to the face! Livewire releases his hold on Da Man and falls back. Sparks now with a veteran maneuver, rolls outside to catch his breath for a second...

Matt: In the ring, Assassin picks up Da Man, whips him to the ropes, and hits a big spinning heel kick! Assassin is getting pumped! Da Man get up and charges Assassin, but Assassin with a kick to the gut and a beautiful DDT!

Eric: Assassin is now going up to the top turnbuckle, signaling for a big elbow drop... but Sparks, from out of nowhere!!! Assassin gets crotched by Sparks! Livewire is going up with Assassin, and you know what this means!

Matt: And there it is! The Electric Chair! Livewire hits the Electric Chair! This ones over! Cover!

(1....... 2.......no!)

Eric: Da Man with the save just in the knick of time! I thought Sparks had this one won!

Vanessa: Yeah, well, that's the fun of a Three way Dance, you have more variables! Come on Da Man!

Matt: Da Man now goes after Sparks, backs him into a corner, and a vicious knife edge chop by Da Man! And another! Da Man now with a boot right to the throat of Sparks! The ref counts until Da Man finally releases the hold!

Eric: Da Man with a few more kicks to the midsection. Now it looks like... Da Man is tying Sparks to the Tree of Woe! Oh my!

Matt: Da Man takes a running start and... WOW! What a vicious baseball slide right into the head of Sparks! Livewire could be seriously injured by that!

Vanessa: One can only hope... Come on Da Man! Give him another one!

Eric: It looks like that's exactly what Da Man is going to do, Da Man once again taking a running start... and this time he misses! Livewire lifted his torso up and Da Man slid right under him, crotching himself onto that thick steel post! That had to hurt!

Matt: And now the referee is helping Sparks get out of the Tree of Woe. Livewire slides outside, grabs Da Man's legs, and crotches him again! Oooh!

Eric: Now Kenny is going back in, and pulling Da Man back in with him. He starts hitting some vicious jabs on Da Man, that look like they daze DM badly! Now Sparks signals a bulldog, runs to the far ropes, but Assassin pulled down the top rope and hits a short arm clothesline at the same time! Assassin finally recovered from the Electric Chair, and a wise move sends Livewire flying to the outside! Da Man is still dazed and has his back to The Assassin! Assassin is signaling for the Assassination!

Matt: And there it is! Assassin has Da Man 2000 locked in the Assassination! Da Man is in trouble big time!!! The referee is right there, seeing if Da Man giv... Livewire just pulled the ref out of there!!! The ref is threatening to DQ Sparks, but Sparks is complaining about a hair pull and not letting the ref get back in! Da Man is lightly tapping the mat, but I can't tell if he's giving up or he's just struggling!

Vanessa: Of course he's not giving up, Matt! He's Da Man!

Eric: And the Assassin finally releases the hold, yelling at Sparks and the ref to get back in, but Livewire grabs Assassin by the ankles and drags him to the outside! Kenny now just beating down the Assassin on the outside! Sparks picks up the Assassin and Irish whips him into the
steel steps! Assassin hit hard!

Matt: In the meantime, Da Man is in the ring recovering from being put in the Assassination. On the outside, Sparks picks up Assassin and drops him chest first onto the safety railing! Livewire is not letting up on Assassin, and it looks like he's going for a Pedigree!

Eric: But Assassin with a desperation maneuver back drops him right onto the unforgiving floor! Both men may be seriously hurt!

Matt: Assassin is first up, he grabs Livewire and tosses him back in the ring. Assassin then climbs up on the ring apron, only to be met by an incredible Superkick by Da Man!

Eric: OH MY GOD!!!!!! Assassin went flying off of the ring apron and landed back first on that steel security railing! Assassin looks like he's broken in half, teeter tottering on the railing! What a tough break for Assassin!

Matt: Inside, Da Man looks like he's recovered! He sends Sparks towards the ropes, and hits a big Spine Buster! Da Man now signals to the crowd that it is time! Da Man sets up Livewire... OH MY! Counter by Livewire, he flips Da Man up OVER the top rope!!!

Eric: Look…Assassin climbing back into the ring…he's got Livewire from behind, THE ASSASSINATION! It's gotta be over!! Livewire's dead in the center of the ring!

Vanessa: Come on Da Man, get back in the ring!!

Matt: Look, Livewire is out…the referee raises his hand once…

Vanessa: COME ON DA MAN!!

Eric: Twice…

Matt: Here comes Da Man, he's up to the top rope…

Eric: Three times!! There's the bell!


DING DING DING!!


Vanessa: AND DA MAN WITH A BIG SPLASH ONTO BOTH MEN!!!

Eric: But too late….

Loudmouth: Your winner…THE ASSASSIN!!!

Matt: Wait a minute….there's War Dog! He's back again!

Eric: We saw him at the beginning of the night, attacking Blackbird 13, with Assassin! He's back, and he just jumped Da Man from behind! Assassin goes back to Livewire, and is viciously stomping him!

Vanessa: Come on Blackbird, come out and help Da Man!!

Matt: Uh oh…that's not Blackbird, but that's Alex Hart running down the ramp now!! He jumps in the ring, and he jumps Assassin…quickly picks him up…GROUND ZERO! GROUND ZERO!!

Eric: War Dog and Da Man are rumbling, and Hart is out of the ring, as quickly as he entered. Assassin and Livewire are out…Hart is getting a mic!!


(Hart walks away from the scene in the ring, slowly towards the ring entrance, ignoring the fans, and the wrestlers in the ring. But when he reaches the ring entrance he stops, turning about slowly to look to the ring. He puts the mic to his mouth, and looks at the wrestlers in the ring…)


Hart: Did you really think just because your pitiful little crew is done that I was done with you Assassin? Oh no. You just don't have anyone to watch your back now. And I... I will be there to take advantage of that. I won't take up too much of the time, but remember one thing... Nothing is settled yet between us.


(Hart looks up towards the ring at Da Man and points to him)


Hart: And this also serves as a warning for your boss. Hart isn't gone yet, and now that the Asylum is finished, so is our arrangement. That belt will be mine again....


(Hart then tosses the mic aside and turns, vanishing into the back....)


Matt: That's all the time we have for tonight! What a match!!!

SPECIAL THANKS TO: The handlers of Hellrazor Kevin Kirkland, Livewire Ken Sparks, Guerrero Azteca, and JV for writing the matches!!

As always, WE NEED MORE MATCH WRITERS DESPERATELY! If interested, please email me at [email protected] It is only one match a week, and your match is given to you on Thursday, which means you have four days to write it, and it should only take you an hour or two max to write a match...please help out!!

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