Sunday Night Superzone
January 23rd, 2000
CWF Arena, Cincinnati, OHio
(Scene opens in a hallway. The camera begins to focus on a single door in this hallway. The nameplate on the door
reads "Minister Massacre". There is a note attached below the nameplate. The camera zooms in on the note,
which reads "I Know Your Secret". Just then, a hand appears, and snatches the note. The camera quickly
zooms out, to reveal Minister Massacre quickly reading the note, and then tearing it up. The camera gets a close
up on his face, and he doesn't look very happy. He storms off.
The camera goes to black, with the CWF logo coming forward from the back of the screen, until it is the full size
of the screen, when suddenly there is a giant bolt of lightning on each end of the graphic, and "Superbeast"
by Rob Zombie begins to play. The picture then jumps to the inside of the CWF Arena, where the thousands (and thousands)
of fans jump to their feet, as the song plays over the PA system. The cameras zoom in on a few signs, which read
"The Reign Of Terror Is Redemption", "DWO is FOR LIFE!!!", and "I Will TORTURE You!!".
Finally, the camera comes down to ringside, and focuses in on the announcing team of Matt Murdock, Vanessa McLure,
and Eric Masterson.)
Matt Murdock: Welcome again, ladies and gentlemen, to another edition of Sunday Night Super…
(He is cut off by the beginning music of "DWO Theme". Blackbird 13 steps out from behind the curtain,
and begins to walk to the ring, followed by Jason Logan and Shawn Temp. The three men receive a good amount of
cheers, as Temp plays to the crowd. The three men enter the ring, and Blackbird receives a microphone from the
ring crew.)
Blackbird 13: Well, well, well, this is January 23rd, time for the DWO`s surprise new member!! Let me introduce
to you, none other than…Niko Rage!!!
("N 2 Gether Now" by Limp Bizkit plays, as Niko Rage comes down, dressed in his usual attire of baggy
black pants, with a chain belt around the waist, and skinny black army boots. But instead of his normal skintight
blood red shirt, he has on a DWO tee. He gets a decent pop from the crowd, and enters the ring stepping through
the middle and top ropes. He walks up to Blackbird, the two men exchange handshakes, and then Niko does the same
with Logan and Temp. Suddenly, Temp asks for the microphone from Blackbird.)
Shawn Temp: Hey, hey, hey…nothin' against Niko, but I thought you had other plans? Somebody for me, you said!!!
Blackbird 13: Oh yeah…I wouldn't forget the lovely Vanessa McLure for anything!!! Come on up Vanessa, your boy
is waiting for you!!
(Vanessa enters the ring, and is greeted with a kiss from Shawn Temp.)
Blackbird 13: Vanessa is Shawn Temp's current lover, and just happens to be DWO's commentator!!!
(Vanessa breaks the kissing with Temp, and grabs the mic from Temp.)
Vanessa: Just remember one thing, guys, I'm still gonna speak my mind!! So if ya suck, well ya suck, and I'm gonna
let everyone know!!
Shawn Temp: Do I suck?
Vanessa: I don't think that should be answered on national television…we might get the PTC on our tails…
(Both smile at each other, and then kiss, as Logan takes the mic.)
Jason Logan: Blackbird, this is good and all, but you told us we had a former World Champion, someone EVERYONE
would fear!! What about the limo sightings earlier in the week? That guy wasn't Niko or Vanessa, was it?
Blackbird 13: Nope! I almost forgot!! Please welcome…the newest member of the DWO… …oh nevermind, it's not important
right now!! Lets go guys, lets go vandalize something backstage!!
("DWO Theme" plays again, as Blackbird 13 gets out of the ring, followed by a showboating Niko Rage,
a smiling Jason Logan, and a love obsessed Shawn Temp. Vanessa returns to the announcing desk.)
Matt: Wow…I thought DWO had something big planned for us!!
Vanessa: I am the surprise!! Everybody loves me!!
Eric: Ha, yeah right, just like everyone loves last night's leftovers!
Vanessa: You better watch your mouth kid, I've got four guys backstage who will do anything to keep me on their
side!
Eric: Yeah right, you know they're just using you.
Vanessa: HA! Nobody uses Vanessa McLure! I am the best announcer, you saw the results yourself!!
Matt: Anyway, folks, we've got another great show for you tonight! The People's Title, Intercontinental Title,
Heavy Metal Title, and the World Title are all on the line tonight!!
Eric: Hart is defending the World Title tonight?
Matt: Yeah he is, he was angry at Head Exec Jay for not having it ever on the line, and confronted him about it,
and Jay okayed it.
Eric: Cool!! I'm looking forward to that Heavy Metal Title matchup, that's gonna be killer! The return of the Hell
In A Cell to the CWF Arena! We haven't seen it here in awhile…
Vanessa: Yeah, yeah, that's all great, but it's DWO's night!! Blackbird is going to destroy the Assassin and take
him off the number one contender spot, and Niko Rage is going to become the newest People's champion!!
Matt: We'll see…there's a few other matches on tap tonight too. Predator faces off against Duse, Night Stalker
meets Raziel, and Inoculator finally steps into the ring, against JV!
Eric: I haven't seen Inoculator backstage tonight, is he even here?
Vanessa: Who knows, he probably pussed out…
Matt: All that, and more, coming up tonight!!!
Predator vs Duse
(Duse slides into the ring and awaits Predator.)
(The lights go dim and suddenly "Shoulda Shot Me" begins to blare on the PA system. Predator walks out
with his "Predator" shirt and the crowd begins to boo. He walks down the ramp eyeing the crowd. He slides
into the ring and begins to pounce on Duse.)
Eric: Predator starting off quickly running at and punching Duse, whose back was turned.
Vanessa: Ohh, I like this Predator guy. He sends shivers down my spine.
Matt: Duse blocks a punch and connects with a kick to the gut. Duse picks up Predator and throws him into the ropes.
Predator ducks a clothesline and bounces off the other rope. He comes back and drop kicks Duse to the ground.
Eric: Predator gets up quickly and stomps on Duse. Duse rolls out of the way and continues until he falls out of
the ring. Predator slides out and kicks Duse in the head. Predator pushes a man off a chair, and takes the chair.
He swings and nails Duse in the back. Duse falls back down hard.
Vanessa: Yea! Predator swings again and nails Duse. Duse is lying there lifeless.
Matt: Predator slides into the ring with the chair in hand. He runs against the ropes and hops over the other ropes
landing flat on Duse!! That looked like a flying splash! Duse is barely moving.
Eric: Predator picks up Duse and rams him into the turnbuckle. Did you hear that!? That was disgusting! Duse has
to be in extreme pain by now.
Matt: Predator picks up the swollen Duse and pushes him into the ring. Duse slowly gets up and Predator slides
back into the ring. Duse picks up the chair and throws it at Predator! Predator gets nailed in the face! He falls
down just as quickly as he stood up.
Eric: Duse runs begins climbing the ropes. He gets to the top and does a flying elbow on to Predator. He connects!
Cover 1…………..2……….kickout!
Eric: He nearly had it there! Duse gets up and picks up Predator. Both men begin throwing a series of punches at
each other. Duse gains the upper hand and kicks Predator in the balls! That's not fair!
Vanessa: Hey!! He can't do that. Call for the bell!
Matt: Duse suplexes Predator on to the chair. Predator is really aching in pain now. Predator tries to crawl out
of the ring but Duse grabs his foot. Duse pulls Predator into the middle of the ring and picks up the chair. He
hits Predator with it over the skull. Predator is not moving!
Eric: Duse picks up Predator and puts him in between his legs. He picks him up for a powerbomb but Predator spits
in Duse's face at the top. Duse falls back and Predator lands on top of him! Cover! 1………….2……………3!!!!!
(Camera cuts to the back where Desmond Destiny is seen walking down the hall. He stops to look at something and
a noise is heard from the equipment beside him. Desmond curiously looks around and his head flies back as he lands
on the concrete in a heap. The camera swings over to see Night Stalker step from behind the equipment. He is carrying
a chair that is wrapped in a towel of some sort. Stalker places the chair down and starts putting the boots to
the forehead and nose of Destiny. Destiny tries to cover up but is very unsuccessful. Stalker picks up Destiny
and tosses him into the wall, Destiny hits it with a loud smack and then slides down it slowly. Stalker
takes this time to pick up the chair and rummage through his pocket. Out of his pocket he produces a lighter. Stalker
proceeds to light the chair on fire. Stalker holds the flaming chair over his head and brings down on the back
of Destiny. Destiny cries out in pain and falls down. Stalker again brings the chair down, this time across Destiny's
head. Destiny is out and
he has burns on his back. Stalker throws the chair down on top of Destiny and walks off.)
Robert Stone vs Trevor Rotten vs Extreme Icon
***No Hold Barred, Falls Count Anywhere***
(The camera comes back and men in white coats are seen taking Spoonmaster away, in the CWF Arena parking lot. As
they shove him in the truck you hear Spoonmaster say, "No not again don't make me take the green pills."
The big screen goes black as Surfer Dude makes his way to the ring with the mic in hand.)
Surfer Dude: What the hell is going on? I am Johnny Shades what the hell is happening around here I want answers.
Voice: You are not the person you think you are.
Surfer Dude: What do you mean I am Surfer Dude?
Voice: No you aren't.
(A clip on the big screen shows a clip of Johnny Shades broken and battered EMT people helping him out. The next
clip he is in a wheel chair.)
Surfer Dude: I..I..I am the re..that is m..my.
(Lost Reaper enters the ring with Surf Angel Lost Reaper has the mic in his hand as he stands face to face with
Johnny Shades.)
Johnny Shades: That was you in the chair not me.
Lost Reaper: You are wrong I am the fit one. Johnny it is time to give it up the fans don't want to see a beaten
up wrestler any more. I am here to help you just relax and go with the doctor. He will help straighten things out.
So, that everyone knows I am the one that Assassin knocked out during an I Quit match. First thing you must understand
after that match I took time to find myself and that is what I did. Jay get your butt out here now.
(Jay comes to the ring as the men in the white jackets take Johnny Shades away. Lost Reaper is standing there with
the Mr. SNS chair in his hand.)
Lost Reaper: This belongs to you Jay, take it and do something good with it. Go ahead take the chair Johnny will
not be needing it where he is going.
(Lost Reaper pulls the chair back as Jay tries to take. Lost Reaper hits Jay over the head with the chair.)
Lost Reaper: Don't Trust Anyone.
(Scene goes to a commercial)
(Back to the show)
Matt Murdock: What in the world was all that about?
Eric Masterson: I don't have a clue, it just confused me…
Vanessa McLure: EVERYTHING confuses you!!!
Matt: We have word, Jay is fine, thank God.
Vanessa: God dammit, I hoped he was hurt…
Eric: Oh well, we've got a match…
Chris Spracher: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a hardcore, falls count anywhere, no holds barred match! The first
man, weighs in at 230lbs and stands 6'1, he is The Extreme Icon!!!
("Killing In The Name" by Rage Against the Machine plays. Extreme Icon comes to the ring.)
Chris Spracher: Man number two weights 259lbs and stands 6'5, he is Robert Stone!!
("Rumble" by Wu Tang Clan plays. Robert Stone comes to ringside.)
Chris Spracher: And the last man in this match, Trevor Rotten!!
DING DING DING
Eric: That's odd, Spracher introduced Rotten but I don't see him.
Matt: Something smells rotten.
Vanessa: Oh Matt, that was so funny, when on Earth did you become such a comedian?
Eric: Hush up Vanessa, Stone and the Icon having some harsh words in the ring now, and wait a minute, over the
guard rail with a Singapore cane is Trevor Rotten!!!
Matt: Stone is mocking Icon and Rotten rolls in behind Icon, Rotten raises the cane and OUCH whacks Icon right
in the base of the skull.
Vanessa: Stone now picks up Icon for a piledriver and Rotten jabs Icon in the ribs with the cane a few times, oh
yeah baby I like this match.
Eric: Stone piledrivers Icon! Rotten rolls outside and grabs a chair and some wires. He throws them in the ring.
Matt: Icon slowly getting up and Stone grabs a chair but Icon clips him in the leg! Stone down to one leg and Icon
punches him in the face but here comes Rotten!!
Vanessa: Rotten is in and makes his way towards Icon but Icon takes the chair and Rotten backs off. Icon has the
chair and is waiting for Rotten to make his move!
Eric: Stone is up and grabs the cable wire, Icon doesn't see it because he's focused on Rotten!! I think Stone
and Rotten have plotted to double team Icon!
Matt: Stone chokes Icon with the cable wire, Icon drops the chair! Rotten picks up the chair and hits Icon dead
center in the forehead while Stone is STILL choking him with the damn wire. This is a conspiracy!
Vanessa: Icon is getting a beating CWF style!
Eric: CWF style?
Vanessa: Nevermind, you wouldn't get it.
Eric: Whatever bitch...
Matt: Stone lets go and Icon falls to the ground. Rotten yells to the crowd and they boo him promptly. Icon goes
for the Singapore cane but Stone kicks it aside, Icon is already very drained.
Eric: Rotten grabs the cane and whacks Icon in his back. Stone goes outside and walks up the ramp way....into the
back??
Vanessa: Where the hell is he going?
Matt: Beats me. All I know is Rotten is now confused that his partner left him and Icon is getting up!
Eric: Icon's got the cane, he's waiting for Rotten to turn around, and Rotten is turning around! Rotten turns and
Icon blasts him with the cane. Rotten is down!
Vanessa: Now Icon hits Rotten in the head, the stomach, the back, the legs, all over while Rotten is down Icon
isn't missing a beat. Icon can be MY Icon tonight.
Matt: Rotten is bleeding now from the ears, the first man in the match has been busted open! Icon has been bruised
but not busted open and he's loving the fact that Rotten is down.
Eric: Matt look at the entry way! It's Stone and he's got a cart full of goodies!
Matt: So that's where Stone went.
Vanessa: Stone takes a plaque or something into the ring and tries hitting Icon with it but Icon ducks and hits
Stone with the cane! Stone goes down and Icon picks up the plaque and shows it to the camera, it says "Head
Exec: Jay Larbes" oh my!
Eric: Haha I don't think Jay will like that. Rotten getting up but Icon kicks him and gives him a DDT!
Matt: Icon is showing he can take a beating and dish them out! Stone is up and grabs a VCR from the cart and breaks
it over Icon's head!
Vanessa: Rotten is up and both the Game Robert Stone and Trevor Rotten are stomping on the fallen Extreme Icon!
Eric: There is some Maximum Carnage going on in this ring! Speaking of Maximum Carnage, be at the Mall of America
on February 20th for CWF Maximum Carnage!
Matt: I know I'll be there for sure! Rotten and Stone are outside the ring and set up a table between the ring
and the guard rail, Rotten pulls Icon onto the table and Stone goes up top. Stone comes crashing down with an elbow
and Icon breaking the table in two!
Eric: The fans are going crazy!
Matt: What a move! Rotten grabs something from out of the cart and brings it into the ring and Stone brings Icon
into the ring. Rotten opens the bag and it's thumbtacks, uh oh. Put the women and kids to sleep in TV land, this
is getting extreme.
Vanessa: That's.........the...........idea.
Eric: You okay Vanessa?
Vanessa(breathing heavy): I'm fine.
Eric: Okay. Rotten and Stone lift up the Icon in a gorilla press slam, the thumbtacks are together in the center
of the ring, and oh man! They threw Icon into the thumbtacks, his back must be in agony.
Matt: Now Rotten is laughing and Stone goes for the cover!
Ref: One.....................two........
Matt: KICKOUT.
Eric: Stone is pissed that Icon kicked out, Stone is dragging Icon outside of the ring. This match has taken it's
toll on Icon especially, he didn't expect to be double team this badly I bet.
Matt: Rotten yells his catch phrase at the crowd and they boo him out of the building, I guess the crowd is favoring
Icon since he's outmatched so to speak.
Eric: Right you are, now Rotten, Stone and Icon are up by the entry way and Stone picks up Icon for a running powerbomb
and he's going to throw him off the stage!
Matt: NO, Icon huracanrana's Stone and Stone goes flying off the ramp onto a table, that had to be a 15 feet drop
at least!
Eric: That was incredible, now Icon is up and Rotten comes at him with a clothesline but NO, Icon back body drops
him off the ramp onto Stone!
Matt: Someone just tossed Icon a chair from the crowd, he sets it up near the end of the ramp and walks towards
the other end.
Eric: He runs toward it and springboards off of it onto Stone and Rotten from the 15 feet drop!!!! Stone and Rotten
break his fall and he covers them!
Matt: Jordan Jones hops down the ramp carefully, runs over towards Icon and counts!
JJ: One.....................................
JJ: Two......................................
JJ: Three....................................!!!!
Annoucer: Your winner, The Extreme Icon!
Night Stalker vs Raziel
Loudmouth Chris Spracher: Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at
a height of six feet, seven inches, and a weight of two hundred sixty-nine pounds…the man they call Raziel!!!
("Magic" by Kiss plays, as Raziel walks down to the ring, getting a small reaction. He is dressed in
his usual attire of black pants, with a crucifix on them, and a white ruffled shirt. He waits outside the ring
for his opponent.)
Loudmouth: And his opponent, the former People's Champion…weighing two hundred seventy five pounds, and also standing
six feet, and seven inches…Night Stalker!!!!!
("Carmina Burina" enhanced by Ozzy Ozbourne plays. The CWFTron cuts to scene backstage. to see Night
Stalker walking down the hall, about to make his entrance. He gets to the curtain, but a hand reaches out and grabs
him. The hand pulls Stalker to the ground and a chair falls on Stalker's skull. The camera swings up to see a tall
man, dressed in all black, including a black mask, hovering over Night Stalker. He reaches down and picks up Stalker,
places him on his shoulder and begins to walk toward an exit. He gets close but Stalker wriggles off his shoulder
and begins to unload with right hands on the masked man. The masked man blocks one of Stalkers punches and kicks
him in the gut. Then the man executes a diving powerbomb through a nearby table. Night Stalker is out as the man
again picks up Night Stalker and walks out of the arena. The camera follows the man carrying Night Stalker to a
hearse parked a couple of feet away from the exit. Stalker gets thrown into the back as the man get into the passenger
side, the hearse speeds off as the camera fades back to ringside. The ringside camera shows Raziel with a damned
confused look on his face.)
Matt: What the hell is this?
Vanessa: Who took Stalker???
Eric: What about the match?!
Vanessa: It's obviously not going to happen you idiot!!
Matt: Hey, the referee, Greg Falling, is calling for the bell. Loudmouth looks ready to speak.
Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, via countout, Raziel!!!
("Magic" by Kiss plays, as Raziel walks off to the back, not looking too happy.)
Inoculator vs JV
Matt: What the heck? When we were gone, a bunch of druids brought an empty bathtub out to the side of the ring
ramp.
Eric: What's that all about?
Vanessa: Somebody's telling you that you stink! Go take a bath!
Matt: Oh well…lets go down to Loudmouth for the intros…
Loudmouth: This next matchup is also scheduled for one fall, with an extended fifteen minute time limit. First
introducing, JV!!!
(The lights go dim and a blue tint engulfs the arena. Suddenly, "Electric Relaxation" by A Tribe Called
Quest begins to blare on the PA as the crowd wonders who is going to come out. A man with bandages wrapped around
his head and a knee brace walks out on crutches. He slowly makes his way to the ring and gimply climbs in, sliding
his crutches in, and picking them up once he gets inside. He takes a microphone and begins to speak.)
Man: It is me everyone. JV. Inoculator, I didn't want to show you how badly beaten up I was, because I don't need
to show you anything that would make you think you could beat me. How did this all happen you ask? Well, if you
must know, I was in a car accident Friday night. My face was burned, and my knee was banged up. I went to the doctor
and the tests will be in tomorrow most likely. Anyway, I did plan on kicking your ass, but I can't in my condition.
I will lay down and take the loss like a man if I must, but I much rather wrestle you some other time. So, come
out here, and I will lay down and take the loss if I must.
("Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson plays, and The Inoculator comes to the ring, wearing a black trenchcoat,
a red ski mask, and red boots. He steps up on the apron, and takes off his trenchcoat, revealing black pants, and
a black and red skintight top.
JV lays down and tells The Inoculator to cover him. Just as The Inoculator gets down to cover him, another man
runs in the ring and starts pounding on The Inoculator. It is JV. The bandaged man gets up and takes off his bandages
which covered his face. This man is unrecognizable by everyone in the arena. The man runs off through the curtains
and the match begins.)
Matt: What the hell was that all about???
DING DING DING
Eric: I guess we're starting. JV said something earlier about helping somebody on the streets get an opportunity…maybe
that was it!!
Matt: Who knows…all I know is that JV is pounding away on The Inoculator right now!! He grabs the ski mask….LOW
BLOW by Inoculator!!!
Vanessa: JV crumples to the mat. Inoculator up to his feet…and he helps up JV, before sending him to the ropes…
Matt: JV comes flying back, sleeper hold by Inoculator!!! JV struggling….
Eric: The two men are stumbling around the ring…JV gets a notion of his whereabouts, and forces Inoculator to slam
into the turnbuckle, breaking up the hold!
Vanessa: JV turns around, but Inoculator is relentless, greeting him with a vicious clothesline!!!
Matt: Inoculator bends down to grab JV's leg, but is met with a boot to the face!! Inoculator stumbles backwards,
and JV scrambles to his feet.
Eric: The two men lock up…JV with a snap suplex!!! He runs off the ropes…leg drop to the chest!!!
Matt: JV backs up, lets Inoculator get to his feet, and then attacks again. JV with a right hand! Followed by a
kick to the gut, and a loud chop!!
Vanessa: WHOOOO!!!!
Eric: JV grabs Inoculator…whips him towards the ropes, JV following…OOOOH knee lift sends Inoculator up and flying
over the top rope!!!
Matt: JV follows to the outside…he grabs a chair from somebody ringside, and waits behind the Inoculator…
Vanessa: Somebody tell him to turn around!!! Inoculator is to his knees, he turns around, and before JV knows it,
he is met with a kick to the neden!! YES!!!!
Eric: Inoculator grabs the chair, and steps up onto the apron…he jumps, going for a leg drop….JV rolls out of the
way!!! Inoculator's leg slams on the chair!!!!
Matt: JV rolls into the ring to stop the count, and then rolls back to the outside, and picks up Inoculator…
Vanessa: Inoculator was just introduced to the ringpost!! JV drives his head into it, before turning around, and
dropping Inoculator on the guardrail, neck first!!!
Eric: Nice combination!!
Matt: Inoculator is on the ground, grabbing his neck…meanwhile, JV heading back into the ring…he's climbing the
turnbuckle!!! JV is up top…he raises his hands, and dives forward, senton bomb!!! HE CONNECTS!!!
Eric: But the momentum carried JV forward, into the guardrail, and both men are out!!!
Vanessa: … …It looks like Inoculator is going to be the first man up…he's to his feet, and is walking around the
outside of the ring.
Eric: What is he doing???
Matt: I don't think he knows where he is!! Wait a minute…he's walking up the entrance ramp!! He's LEAVING!!!
Eric: JV is up, and looking around for him! He sees Inoculator, and shakes his head, before realizing the count
is up to eight, and dives into the ring. The referee rings the bell, and raises JV's hand.
Vanessa: Right afterwards, JV takes off, after the Inoculator!! Something tells me this isn't done between the
two men…
Loudmouth: Your winner, JV!!!!!
("Electric Relaxation" by A Tribe Called Quest plays, as JV runs to the back.
The camera switches to the backstage area in the docking area. Crates litter the floor and 2 semis are parked next
to each other. Three security guards are standing near a wall with some local police officers and paramedics. The
lead security officer scratches his head in confusion.)
Lead Security: This is starting to get out of hand for God's sake. We've seen blood, shattered glass, dead animals,
locked up Security, constant threats that are delivered, and now this...
Cop: I am getting a bit disturbed by this now. He even slaughtered a god damn pig. Now...and now we see and innocent
dove pinned against the wall with a message written in blood. This is just sickening. When we find this Son of
a bitch he is going into custody and there will be no if, ands, or buts about this.
Lead: OK. Well let's clean this damn mess up.
(The crowd backs away from the scene to get materials to clean the mess up. When they back away you see a white
dove pinned to the wall. His wings and tail are extended. He is nailed by long metal nails about nine inches long.
Similar to what was used for crucifixion during the time of Jesus. Blood is dripping down from the dove like the
tears of several crying women. Above the dove is a halo drawn in blood crossed out with an X. The dove is surrounded
by lines extending from the dove drawn in blood. Below the dove written in blood is the following message.)
I have not come here to wrestle matches until I have said so. I am not even under CWF contract and there for you
cannot challenge me to anything unless I agree. Like I said before. I have eliminated anything from the equation
that hurts my chances that I feel needs to be so far. You want your match JV? I will continue to haunt you and
be your deciding fate till I deem no longer meaningful. I just wanted to inoculate you. But you demanded a match
and pretended to be some pretty boy you'll never be. Repent and and be ready. I am coming for your ass. There will
be peace no more. The dove is a sign of peace but this dove is dead. Like the Holy Spirit is symbolizes as well,
the holy spirit is now and evil dead revolting object like yourself when this matter is present. You being called
human or anything greater is blasphemy. You have sinned and now the virus will be inoculated.
(Suddenly the doors open where there is no semi truck and and huge gust of wind blows in accompanied by the sound
of barely alive women moaning in pain. The lights flicker and then go out.)
Desmond Destiny vs Niko Rage
***People's Title Match***
(Backstage, Desmond Destiny is shown talking with Michael Torez. He tells Torez to keep a lookout, because two
Asylum members have been attacked, and he thinks they might be next.)
Eric: It looks like we're ready for our next match, let's go to the ring.
Loudmouth: This match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the CWF People's Title! Introducing first, the challenger,
from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 265 pounds…
("N 2 Gether" by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the speaker system as the challenger starts to make
his way to the ring to a mixed reaction)
Loudmouth: The newest member of DWO, Niko Rage!
(Flames erupt from behind Rage as he walks to the ring, and slides in under the ropes)
Loudmouth: And his opponent, from Trenchtown, Jamaica, weighing in at 250 pounds, he is the reigning CWF People's
Champion, and a member of Asylum, Desmond Destiny!
("Judgement Day" plays on the Speakers as Desmond makes his way to the ring. The crowd cheers the People's
Champion. Desmond gets in the ring, and begins handing his title and other items to the ringside attendant)
Eric: Rage tries to get the early advantage by rushing in, but Desmond is too quick!
(Bell rings)
Eric: Rage hits the turnbuckle hard, wobbling back out, Desmond has him up for the Gateway to Destiny! No, Rage
wiggles out, goes behind and hits a release German Suplex!
Vanessa: Man, that would have been a quick match!
Matt: But it was way too early to try for a finisher. A guy like Rage you have to wear out first...
Eric: Desmond is getting up, but Rage is right on him. He's hammering him with lefts and rights. He pushes him
over to the corner, and sticks a boot right in his throat. The ref is counting... Rage takes his foot off and Irishwhips
DD to the far turnbuckle. Rage rushes in, but gets a boot to the face for his troubles.
Vanessa: You would think the guy would learn by now... sheesh!
Matt: Desmond quickly up top, Missile Drop Kick! Quick cover...
(1...... 2. kickout!)
Matt: Barely a 2 count.
Eric: Destiny drops a big elbow to the sternum of Niko Rage. Desmond picks up Rage, whips him to the ropes, BIG
Back body Drop! Rage's in trouble now! The crowd is getting behind Destiny!
Matt: Desmond is stomping away at Rage, Rage finally rolling outside to try to buy some time.
Eric: Destiny with a quick baseball slide, knocking Rage into the security railing, hard! 'Desmond' chants begin
to build up. Destiny is now standing on the ring apron, Double-Ax Handle... NO! Niko with a quick shot to the stomach
of Desmond, and it looks like Rage is back on the offensive.
Vanessa: This won't last long...
Eric: Niko with a kick to the gut, he's going for a suplex! DD blocks it, Niko with another knee to the gut, and
this time hits the vertical suplex! Right on the floor! The champ is in trouble!
Matt: Niko doing a little too much celebrating, he should be trying to put Desmond away.
Eric: Rage smashes Desmond's head into the steel ring post, and finallyrolls Destiny into the ring and follows
suit... He is trying to choke the life out of his opponent, but the ref is right there to break it up!
Vanessa: Smart move.
Eric: Rage picks up Destiny, Side Russian Leg Sweep on the champion. This could be all, cover...
(1.....2... kickout!)
Eric: Niko stomping away at Desmond as he tries to wear down the champion. Destiny finally makes it to his feet.
Single arm DDT by Rage. Niko with a nonchalant cover, only get a 1!
Matt: At this point it looks like Rage is getting a little frustrated. He should try to focus more.
Eric: Rage looks like he's going for a powerbomb. DD is up, but he counters into a face slam! What a move! Both
men are down! The ref is starting the count...
1.......
2.......
3.......
Matt: Both men seem to be shaking the cobwebs and sitting up...
4.....
5.....
6.....
Eric: Both men are up, Rage goes for a big right, but Desmond blocks and lands a right of his own. Rage tries again,
but Desmond blocks it again, and again with a right hand of his own! Destiny with an Irish whip, and he takes Niko
down with a beautiful dropkick! Destiny seems to be regaining the momentum. He picks up Rage and hits a big running
Powerslam! Cover...
(1.... 2.... kickout by Rage!)
Eric: Destiny picks Niko up, Niko with a quick thumb to the eyes of Desmond. Smart move by the challenger, trying
to stop his opponent's momentum.
Matt: Rage with a big Inverted Atomic Drop, kick to the gut, and oh my! What a DDT by Rage!
Eric: Rage in the corner, looking intently at the Champion... Uh, oh, it looks like Rage is going for the kill.
He is waiting for DD to get up. Desmond slowly get to his feet... Rage goes for the Lighting Kick! Desmond ducks
and hits Rage with a vicious LOW BLOW!!! The referee didn't see it! Now it's the challenger that's in trouble!
Vanessa: This has been a great match so far! I'm barely bored!
Eric: Niko is in big trouble now! Destiny is setting him up... Spike Piledriver!!! This could be all! Cover...
(1........ 2.......)
Matt: His foot is on the ropes!!! The referee quickly sees this and stops the count. This strategic mistake by
Destiny could be vital! I think he had him.
Eric: Maybe so, but Destiny is unfazed, quickly back to work, not letting the challenger catch his second wind...
Neckbreaker on Rage!
Matt: Looks like Desmond is going for a high risk maneuver off the top turnbuckle. He's taking a little too long,
though. Rage with a quick move hits the top rope, crotching Destiny!
Vanessa: That looks painful!
Matt: Rage seems to be getting his second wind. What action! This match has just been going back and forth.
Eric: Rage going up with Desmond.... SUPERPLEX!!! Wow, great move, cover by the challenger!!
(1.......... 2......... )
Eric: Somehow Desmond musters up the energy to kick out! He's still in trouble though. Rage is setting him up for
a Belly-to-Back Suplex, but Desmond counters into a big Bulldog!
Vanessa: Would someone hold the advantage for more than 30 seconds, please!?
Eric: Desmond quickly picks Rage back up, Irish whip, reversed by Niko. Oh, Niko set up for the back body drop
too early, Destiny with a nice facebuster. Desmond picks up Rage, sets him up, and hits a perfect Samoan Drop!
Destiny with a cover!
(Just then, Predator and 'Hellrazor' Kevin Kirkland run down the ramp to ringside)
Matt: What the hell? These two have no business in this match!
Eric: Predator is distracting the referee... Hellrazor is on the apron... WOW! He just smacked Destiny with some
sort of weapon! Desmond looks like he's hurt!
Matt: The referee is now yelling at Kirkland. Now Predator is up on the apron. A groggy Rage is getting up. Predator
reaches into his pocket and pulls out some sort of brass knuckles. He smacks Rage! What the hell are these guys
doing? Now they're taking off, Predator is going to the back,
and Kirkland is going through the crowd!
Eric: I don't know, but it looks like Rage landed on top of Destiny. The referee is still a little distracted by
the fleeing attackers, but he looks back and notices that the Champion is covered! He drops and begins to count...
(One........... Two.......... Thr....)
Eric: Destiny got his shoulder up! Destiny got his shoulder up! How the hell did Destiny muster up the strength
to get his shoulder up!?
Matt: I don't know, Destiny gets up, but Rage is also up, a lot slower though.
Eric: Rage goes for a big lariat, misses, bounces off the rope...GATEWAY TO DESTINY!!! Desmond pulls that move
out of nowhere!!!!! The cover...
(1......... 2.......... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Eric: Destiny did it! What a match! Desmond Destiny retains the People's title despite interference by Predator
and Kirkland!
Vanessa: OOHHH!! Look at the CWFTron!! Blackbird 13, Shawn Temp, and Jason Logan attacked Kirkland!!! They are
stomping on him, must be for his attack on Niko!! DWO showing their strength in numbers!!
Eric: Hellrazor's match is up next!!
Matt: Look, here comes Torez running down to the ring! He must be there to backup his stable mate, Destiny.
("Help, I'm in Hell" by Nine Inch Nails plays as the lights completely go out. All of a sudden,
once again, out of nowhere, the entrance way ignites in flames in a rectangle. The door to enter in also ignites
in flames. The fans go completely silent. All of a sudden the focus moves to the ring where the ropes ignite in
flames. The fire gives enough light to see what is happening in the ring. It shows one of the men getting beaten
down in the ring. All of a sudden the flames on the ropes go out, as do the ones at the entrance. Soon after that
the lights come back on. Torez is seen lying face up in a puddle of blood, and Destiny is seen on the outside of
the ring. Both unconscious. There is a note on top of the commentators booth.)
Matt: What the hell is this?
Vanessa: The note says… "Stop the lies Massacre". What's that all about???
Eric: I have no clue, we'll be right back.
"Hellrazor" Kevin Kirkland vs Taurus
***Intercontinental Title Match***
Loudmouth: Ladies and Gentlemen. The following bout is scheduled for one fall, and will be for the CWF Intercontinental
Championship belt. Introducing first, the champion... HELLRAZOR!!
(The crowd erupts for the current title holder as "Hellrazor" by Tupac Shakur pumps over the speakers,
who walks out carrying a 20 oz. of beer and looking out to the audience. He snaps his head about, looking over
the fans before tossing the beer over his shoulder and letting out a bellow that echoes about the arena. He then
makes his way into the ring and braces himself in the corner, waiting for his opponent....)
Loudmouth: And the challenger, from parts unknown... TAURUS!!!
("Dragula" by Rob Zombie immediately hits the sound system and the give a strong, albeit mixed, response
for Taurus. Taurus walks out with a slight crazed look in his eye and brandishing his 2x4, swinging it a few times,
then pointing to Hellrazor as he sets up for some sort of batting swing. After a moment he stalks to the ring,
climbing through the ropes.....)
Vanessa: And they're OFF!!
Matt: Hellrazor starts things early with a fierce spear on Taurus, causing him to drop that board of his...
Eric: Which that idiot ref pushes out of the ring.
Matt: It's not a hardcore match Eric...
Vanessa: Does that mean we don't get to see blood??
Matt: Anyway, Hellrazor has taken an early advantage, pounding away at Taurus until the ref makes him pull back...
Eric: And he's looking at the ref like it's HIS fault.
Matt: That gave Taurus some time to recover, and he comes right over with a big right hand himself!!
Eric: Hah!! They're just brawling right now in the center of the ring, trading left after right....
Matt: No one seems to be getting the advantage right now, but Taurus is trying to make the little bit of size he
has on the champ come into play...
Eric: That rake to the eyes didn't hurt either!!
Matt: No, Can't say that it didn't. Taurus now getting the upper hand and grabbing Kirkland, and spins him around
for a quick DDT...
Eric: That'll leave a mark. Now Taurus is helping Hellrazor back up, and he's setting up for something....
Matt: Taurus with an attempt at a suplex, but Hellrazor had the presence of mind to block it. Taurus tries again,
and Hellrazor blocks again, now Hellrazor with a pick-up and he lays Taurus down on the mat.
Eric: Hellrazor isn't moving to cover, instead he's crouching over Taurus and beginning to pummel away at him again!!
Vanessa: The fact he's a brawler is showing...
Matt: Indeed it is Vanessa. Hellrazor is going back to his brawling roots and just pounding away at Taurus until
the ref pulls him off. Hellrazor again staring down the ref, but he turns back as Taurus is starting to make it
to his feet.
Eric: Taurus is up, Hellrazor was too far away, and he nails the champ with a European Uppercut that staggers him!!
Matt: Hellrazor backs up some, and Taurus comes off the ropes, looks like a clothesline...
Eric: Hellrazor DUCKED!! But he's got his own arm out, caught Taurus across the chest...
Matt: He's got the perfect set-up for a short-arm chokeslam, and he takes it, laying Taurus down on the mat hard!
Eric: Taurus rolls out to the floor on that one, he was winded...
Matt: Kirkland isn't letting him catch a breather though, and rolls out to follow, coming up behind Taurus....
Vanessa: Wait, Taurus has that board of his.... We might see some blood after all, YAY!
Eric: Taurus takes a swing at Hellrazor, and knocks him down to the ground with that board. Ref is shouting out
a warning, but Taurus is ignoring it, setting the board aside and rolling Hellrazor into the ring...
Vanessa: He's going to try for a pin... One... Two... No... a kickout...
Matt: Hellrazor reaching down deep to keep from being flattened by that one. Taurus doesn't look happy, but he's
pulling Hellrazor to his feet...
Eric: He's setting him up... and sets Hellrazor down with that Tiger Suplex...
Matt: That had to hurt. But Taurus isn't done now, he smells blood...
Vanessa: Blood?? Where?!?
Eric: He pulls Hellrazor up and slips behind him... he pulls off a beautiful German Suplex!!
Matt: He's bridged for the count... One.. Two... Th-NO, a kickout again!
Vanessa: Oh just stay down already...
Eric: Taurus stands up and glares at the ref for a second, maybe he thinks it was a slow count. But it's giving
Hellrazor some time to recover. Taurus is heading to the corner and climbing the turnbuckle... this could be a
mistake...
Matt: Hellrazor is pushing himself to his feet, he sees Taurus setting up. Taurus is turned about now, and sees
Hellrazor on his feet....
Vanessa: JUMP!!!
Eric: Taurus does, trying for a cross body block but... what?!?
Matt: Hellrazor caught him!! He caught Taurus!!
Eric: Taurus is kicking, trying to be let go, but Hellrazor has other plans!
Matt: Hellrazor let's Taurus go all right, lets him go with a Fall-away slam!!
Eric: But that took a lot out of him, both men are down....
Matt: The ref starts the mandatory ten count... 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.....5..... 6.... 7... 8... 9....
Vanessa: Awww, both men made it up in time....
Eric: Hellrazor looks a little wobbly still, but Taurus ain't much better. But they meet in the center of the ring
again, and they are just brawling away!!
Matt: They're exchanging blows again, but this time Hellrazor takes the advantage with a knife edge chop to the
throat...
Eric: Taurs turns as is clutching his neck... but Hellrazor doesn't let him go too far, her grabs him from behind
and hits a reverse DDT..
Matt: He rolls over to cover... One.... two.... th-Kickout!!
Eric: HAH! Taurus isn't done yet!!
Matt: apparently not, but Hellrazor seems to have a head of steam going now. He's setting Taurus up for something,
and pulls off a perfect Powerbomb on him.
Eric: Another cover... One..... two.... th-another kickout!!
Vanessa: You just can't pin him....
Matt: It would seem so, Hellrazor just slapped the mat in frustration and is getting into an argument with the
ref...
Eric: That could be all Taurus needs!!
Matt: So true, Taurus is getting to his feet while Hellrazor has his back turned. Taurus watches, and slips up
behind Hellrazor....
Eric: And lays him down with another German Suplex!!
Matt: He's bridging for the pin.. One... Two... Thrr-NO!! Hellrazor managed to escape!!
Vanessa: Damn....
Eric: Both men climbing to their feet, they're eyeing each other up as they stand...
Matt: This match has been back and forth, and they both can tell it won't take much to keep the other one down
for good.
Eric: Taurus makes the first move, and gets an advantage. He's going for a suplex again...
Matt: Hellrazor pushes Taurus back this time, not letting him get the move. These men are almost too evenly matched!!
Eric: Hellrazor is putting out a hand... what's this? A test of strength or something??
Matt: Taurus looks at him confused for a moment, and then starts to tie up. He laces fingers.. and WAIT!!
Eric: Hellrazor kicks him in the gut!! HAH!!
Matt: Taurus is doubled over, and Hellrazor bounces off the ropes, and hits a beautiful swinging neck-breaker!!
Eric: Taurus is down, and... wait!!! Hellrazor is calling for his finisher!!
Matt: That he is. He's pulling Taurus up, and grabs the arms... BOOM!! Down he goes!!
Eric: LETHAL INJECTION!!!
Matt: He rolls Taurus over for the cover...
Eric: One.. Two... Three!!!
Loudmouth: Your winner, and STILL Champion... The Hellrazor, Kevin Kirkland!!!
Matt: What an exciting match that was...
Eric: And we still have more to come!!
Vanessa: There wasn't any blood, how could it have been a good match?
Matt: Anyway, we'll be right back.....
Assassin vs Blackbird 13
("Down Came A Blackbird" by Lila McCann begins to play and Blackbird 13 steps out from behind the curtains.
When he steps out he gets an unusually loup pop from the crowd, he looks around for a minute then begins to walk
towards the ring. He makes his way around the
ring, then up the steps. As soon as he gets in the ring, "Assassins" by Insane Clown Posse blares over
the PA and Assassin steps out from behind the curtain. But his crowd reaction is a little different as he gets
a loud pop of boos from the crowd. He looks around, spits and begins to walk towards the ring)
Eric: Two large men dressed in black robes just jumped the railing and are beating Assassin!
Matt: Assassin is bleeding, one has a baseball bat .. the other is using a tree branch.
Vanessa: Here comes Asylum, the men jump the rail and run away. Asylum is helping Assassin to the ring.
(Asylum stays at ringside, watching the crowd for the two men)
Eric: Well, I guess they're not going anywhere.
(Destiny grabs the microphone)
Destiny: There will be no more in-ring attacks on Asylum during matches, we
will be here to make sure of that.
Vanessa: Well, that will be interesting. Asylum standing at ringside.
Matt: Well it looks like he is gonna fight anyways, bleeding and all.
Eric: Well the bell has sounded, and Blackbird 13 takes advantage of the hurt Assassin and begins pounding on him
before he has a chance to even move.
Vanessa: But look, Blackbird let up and is walking around the ring, showing off.
Matt: That could be the biggest mistake he makes in this match because Assassin is getting up! When the fans start
booing Blackbird knows something is up and he turns around and gets nailed by a clothesline by Assassin!
Vanessa: That could be the turning point on this match, Blackbird should've known better than to let off of Assassin,
and now he is gonna pay because it looks like Assassin is measuring Blackbird.
Eric: Blackbird is up, and Blackbird is back down! Assassin hit him with a hard right and sent him back to the
mat! He looks like he is going up top!
Matt: He is going up top, the fans may hate him but I respect that man! There is no quit! But look Blackbird is
back up and sees Assassin, he stumbles up and falls down on the ropes sending Assassin crashing to the mat!
Vanessa: Well now it looks like you will have to respect Blackbird for knowing where he is at in the ring.
Matt: I don't think so, Blackbird didn't know where he was in the ring, he just seen Assassin and tried to fall
out of the way, and got lucky and hit the ropes!
Eric: Well while yall two were bickering over there both Assassin and Blackbird have gotten to there feet and are
going at it! Assassin with left, Blackbird with a right! It is an all out war!
Vanessa: Finally Blackbird blocks an Assassin punch and puts Assassin on his shoulders and connects with a Samoan
drop. He gets up and goes up top, He connects with a frog splash this should be it 1...2...NO! A kickout by Assassin!
Matt: I told you this man was awesome! Look now he's getting up!
Eric: But he wasn't up for long because Blackbird just hit him with a kick to the back of the head and now a legdrop!
Vanessa: Usually Blackbird would get up and get the crowd pumped up, but he isn't wasting anytime now! He picks
him up and sets him in the corner, he runs back to the other side of the ring and charges full speed, but instead
of hitting Assassin, Blackbird get a chestful of turnbuckle!
Matt: At first it looked like Assassin moved out of the way, but he really fell! He didn't have the energy to support
himself! Now both Blackbird and Assassin are down. The ref starts the mandatory 10 count.....
1...
2...
3...
4…
5…
Eric: I am starting to see movement, both Assassin and Blackbird are getting up, Assassin is up first. He must
have got a second wind because he is bouncing of ropes and hitting moves left and right!
Vanessa: He must have been playing possum because he is going nonstop now! He picks Blackbird up and slams him
on the ground then puts him in an arm bar submission. I think he is trying to break his arm, it looks like this
might be the end of the match!
Matt: look Blackbird is slowly making his way towards the ropes, he is inching closer and closer. The ref checks
again, but Blackbird doesn't pay attention he just keeps inching closer to the ropes, he finally makes it and it
takes all the ref has to get assassin to let go, but he finally does.
Eric: I think you were right when you said he was out to break his arm.
Vanessa: Blackbird does the smartest thing by climbing out of the ring. Look! He just crawled under the ring! Assassin
finally jumps down to the floor but doesn't see him, fans start to point under the ring, but before he is able
to pick it up Blackbird crawls out the other side!
Eric: He doesn't know where he is at, he didn't see him come out the other side! Blackbird slowly climbs into the
ring, and when Assassin puts his head down again, Blackbird takes off running across the ring and Assassin raises
his head only to be met with a baseball slide from Blackbird!
Matt: He is trying to take his head off!
Vanessa: Well wouldn't you if he tried to break your arm? Well back to the action, Blackbird picks Assassin up
and throws him into the guardrail, he then follows up with another baseball slide into his chest while he is against
the guardrail!
Eric: Blackbird is just absolutely going crazy! He won't even let Assassin get to his feet! He just keeps pounding
and pounding! Finally the ref is able to get him off of Assassin long enough to get them back in the ring
Matt: It looks like that surge of energy is gone from Blackbird because he can't seem to stand up, but neither
can Assassin! Assassin looks to be getting up, Blackbird sees him and takes off running, and so does Assassin and
they meet in the middle and knock each other down!
Vanessa: the ref starts another 10 count
1...
2...
3..
Matt: Look there is already movement, Assassin is starting to get up, but so is Blackbird…
Eric: Assassin up first, he goes to pick up Blackbird, but is met with a boot to the face!! Assassin stumbling…
Vanessa: Blackbird up to his feet, off the ropes, clothesline!!!
Matt: Blackbird lays back, in wait of Assassin…Assassin rolls over towards the ropes, and uses them to help him
to his feet.
Eric: Blackbird going for another clothesline, DUCKED by Assassin!!! Blackbird over the top rope, OH MY GOD!!
Vanessa: Blackbird's head collided with the apron on his way to the ground!! He is slumped over, he could be seriously
hurt!!!
Matt: Assassin rolls to the outside, looks at Blackbird, who is out cold, and laughs. He looks to his Asylum mates,
and mouths 'it's over'.
Eric: He picks up Blackbird, and rolls him into the ring, no movement whatsoever from Blackbird…
Matt: Assassin climbs back into the ring, pulls Blackbird into the center of the ring, and grabs Blackbird's neck…Assasssination!!!!!
Vanessa: It's all over now!!!
Eric: Nothing from Blackbird….referee Jordan Jones comes over, and picks up Blackbird's hand once, twice, three
times, it's over. He calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Matt: This match could have gone either way, paramedics are out to pick up Blackbird's carcass, we'll be right
back. Hopefully he's all right.
(Shawn Temp, Jason Logan, Niko Rage, and Vanessa McLure all come out to the ring. They get in and help Blackbird
up. Assassin and Asylum leave... Shawn hands Blackbird a mic.)
BLACKBIRD 13: Oh well, I didn't win, but now, for what you have all been waiting for, the DWO`s true mystery man,
DA MAN 2000!!!!!!!
(DA MAN 2000 comes down the entryway, to the surprise and shock of all the fans in attendance. He gets in the ring,
with a mic in hand. He joins the rest of the DWO, then turns towards the chanting fans to speak.)
DA MAN 2000: Welcome the man that made the NEW, DA MAN 2000!!!!
(crowd pops loudly)
BLACKBIRD 13: CWF, beware for I am now home. Quote the Blackbird Nevermore
("Help, I'm in Hell" by Nine Inch Nails plays as the lights completely go out. All of a sudden, out of
nowhere, the entrance way ignites in flames in a rectangle. The door to enter in also ignites in flames. The fans
go completely silent. All of a sudden the focus moves to the ring where the ropes ignite in flames. The fire gives
enough light to see what is happening in the ring. Assassin is getting his ass stomped in the middle of the ring.
All of a sudden the flames on the ropes go out, as do the ones at the entrance. Soon after that the lights come
back on. Assassin lies in the middle of the ring in a puddle of blood)
Matt: What the hell? I thought he left!!!
Eric: Somebody must have attacked him, then dropped him off here!!
Vanessa: Look, here comes Asylum!!! They realized they lost somebody…
Matt: Wait a minute…look, there's a note on the chest of the Assassin!! Destiny is the first to the ring, he looks
down, sees the note, and picks it up.
Eric: Oh my God! Look at that reaction!! He looks shocked, almost…scared!
Vanessa: Yeah right, Asylum isn't scared of anything…except maybe DWO.
Eric: Azteca and Torez help up Assassin, as they all leave the ring.
Brett Logan vs Minister Massacre
***Barbed Wire Hell In A Cell Weapon Heavy Metal Title Match***
Vanessa: This is Minister Massacre's last match, and at his request, we will have no introductions.
Eric: Yes, we know both men too well. Brett Logan, the Heavy Metal champ, Minister Massacre, the retiring legend
.. Heavy Metal match in a cage.
Matt: This is it, Massacre's last match, so let's get to it.....
[The lights go down in the arena, an there is an eerie quiet. Smoke is released from underneath the CWF ramp leading
to the ring with a loud hiss. The speakers start to hiss and crackle as a "Tubular Bells" starts to play.
The walls light from top to bottom with red, overhead lights, making the arena look like it is filling with blood.
Yellow lights start to flash and an orange spotlight falls on the top of the ramp. Massacre walks, confidently,
to the top of the ramp. He looks out on the crowd and raises his arms and his head. The crowd starts to clap, and
their claps turn to cheer.
Massacre remains standing at the top of the ramp .. the crowd stands and start to chant his name, repeatedly. He
takes his first step toward the crowd and the spotlight turns to white and Massacre continues to walk toward the
ring.
He reaches the ring and takes the stairs gently into the cage. He walks slowly to the center of the ring and stops,
turning towards the ramp.
The crowd continues to chant the name of the man they have all despised at one time or another, whether burning,
hanging or crucifying their favorites, he has done it all. He has held every title imaginable, and usually more
than once, but tonight is his last CWF match, an all-violent cage match.
He stares around the ring cage and the floor, as there are weapons everywhere. There are the standards: garden
tools, bottles, bats, wire hangers, and oddly, the statue of an owl.
The lights fall again, pyrotechnics explode, and "Chemicals Between Us", by Bush, starts to play. Brett
Logan runs down the ramp with a buggy full of other weapons, and Massacre quickly exits the cage to meet him.
Logan releases the cart and it slams into Massacre. Logan grabs Massacre's back and walks him up the steps to the
opening of the cage and pushes him in. Then, he jumps off the steps and starts to throw the contents of his cart
into the ring; 2 bedpans, a VCR, a taser, 2 chairs, a kendo stick, and a box wrapped in plastic.
Massacre pulls himself back to his feet as Logan finishes his emptying and swings the kendo stick at Logan.
The bell rings, the match has officially begun.]
Eric: Logan takes a hard shot, now two, now three from Massacre, and now a kick in the stomach.
Matt: Massacre was looking pretty serious at the beginning of the match, last match, will it be his...
Vanessa: Massacre whips Logan into the corner and charges him ...
Eric: Logan kicks a bedpan into his face, Massacre is staggered ..
Matt: Logan jumps to the top rope .. no .. the top of the cage ... BULLDOG from the top of the cage.
Vanessa: Massacre is down .. Logan is searching for something .. he grabs a chair, he's running toward the downed
Massacre .. pushing the chair into Massacre's throat.
Eric: Does that count as a pin attempt?
Matt: It would, if his shoulder's weren't up.
Vanessa: Massacre struggles against the chair. Logan stomps his stomach and throws the chair aside.
Eric: It looks as if the Minister is ripe for a quick farewell.
Matt: Logan hooks Massacre's leg ... 1 -2 - kickout!!!
Vanessa: Logan starts to look for something else .. he finds his kendo stick.
Eric: Massacre is on his hands and knees.
Matt: Logan hits him across the back, once, twice.
Vanessa: Massacre keeps crawling toward the ropes.
[The crowd starts to chant Massacre's name again]
Eric: Logan kicks Massacre in the stomach.
Matt: Massacre has grabbed a hold of the bottom rope.
Vanessa: Logan climbs to the top rope ... topei.
Eric: He just crashed onto Massacre's back.
Matt: Logan picks up the box that was wrapped in plastic, he is trying to get it open.
Vanessa: Massacre is getting up, he's pulling himself up the ropes.
Eric: Logan gets the box open. Cigars are spilling out all over.
Matt: He's putting it in his mouth, he has a lighter .. he's lighting the cigar.
Vanessa: That looks like a cheap one.
Eric: Massacre is up .. he's breathing hard, but he's running toward Logan.
Matt: Logan steps out of Massacre's way and puts the cigar out on Massacre's ear.
[Massacre yells out .. then stops. He turns toward Brett, his eyes open wide]
Vanessa: I think Massacre just snapped.
Eric: Logan sees it too, he starts to back away from Massacre .. then charges at him.
Matt: Massacre grabs Logan, mid-spear .. he picks him up ... POWERBOMB.
Vanessa: It seemed that early on, Logan just wanted to hurt Massacre, now it looks like Massacre may be taking
that cue.
Eric: Massacre grabs the shovel from behind the ringpost ... he's slamming it against Logan's back.
**Massacre: Can .. yoooou... dig it?
Matt: Logan is crawling now, with each smack of the shovel.
[Logan rolls away from final shovel shot]
Vanessa: Massacre missed with that one, but Logan is still hurt.
Eric: Minister grabs a hanger, he brings it down across Brett's back repeatedly.
**Massacre: Nooooo wiiire hangers!!!!!!
Matt: Logan's back is bleeding.
Vanessa: Massacre grabs him by the hair and leads him over to the door of the cage.
**Massacre: Open the fucking cage.
Eric: Massacre is going to get out of the cage.
[Massacre tries to throw Logan out of the cage .. but Logan resists, and elbows him in the stomach]
Matt: It looks like neither man is trying to win.
Vanessa: Logan breaks away from Massacre and grabs, he grabbed a VCR, He fell on it.
Eric: Massacre is helping Logan up .. Logan clocks him with the VCR
Matt: Massacre is bleeding from the top of his head.
Vanessa: Logan whips him into the ropes .. he hotshots Massacre into the cage.
Eric: Massacre is down between the ropes and cage .. Logan is looking for the right instrument to play a symphony
on.
Matt: It looks like a baseball bat.
**Logan: Hay batter batter, sawiiiing.
[Logan hits Massacre in the stomach. Logan puts the bat between his legs and spits on his hands, then rubs them
together.]
Vanessa: Massacre looks like tee, with his head the ball.
Eric: Logan pulls back to swing .. HE MISSES.
Matt: Massacre fell to the ring apron, Logan can't really hit him well from there.
[Logan grabs Massacre's hair and drags him out from under the ropes]
Vanessa: He's spreading Massacre's legs out .. placing a bedpan on his groin.
**Logan: I always wanted to be a field goal kicker.
[Logan kicks the bedpan over the top rope, and it obviously hurts Massacre.]
Eric: And it's goood!
Matt: It looks like Logan is primed for the win ... He's going for the top rope. He turns around.
Vanessa: Moonsault!!!
Eric: Right onto the chair next to Massacre.
Matt: Both men are down .. both are hurt.
Vanessa: This is a non-refereed match, so there will be no countout.
Eric: A ref could get hurt in there.
Matt: The situation .. Massacre and Logan have both hit each other hard, now both are feeling the effects, recovering
from them.
Vanessa: Massacre starts to sit up, he looks at Logan .. he's falling back down, he must be exhausted.
Eric: Logan starts to get up ... Massacre isn't moving ...Logan checks his arm. It is limp ... He is starting towards
the door.
Matt: Logan is going to win.
Vanessa: Massacre is sitting up, he's got something in his hand. He's pointing it at Logan.
Eric: Logan just stopped .. what's happening.
Matt: Logan just fell down.
Vanessa: The taser Logan brought in the ring .. Massacre just used it on him.
Eric: Masscare sits up and wags a disapproving finger toward Logan.
[The crowd cheers and starts to chant "Massacre". Massacre stomps on the taser, destroying it in the
process]
Matt: Good strategy, I wouldn't want to feel that after I used it either.
[Massacre walks over to the stunned Logan and drags him to the center of the ring.]
Vanessa: What is Massacre setting up?
Eric: He's reaching down to the ground ... picking up a smashed cigar.
Matt: Someone just threw him a lighter.
[Massacre lights a crushed cigar, then starts to cough, and walks over to Logan and drops it on him, then rubs
it into Logan's stomach]]
**Massacre: It's eeeeeeeasy to quit smoking.
Vanessa: Massacre is picking Logan up ... bodyslam on a chair.
[Massacre plays to the crowd, cupping his ear and summoning the crowd. The crowd responds with his name.]
Eric: Massacre bounds off the rope .. BIG LEGDROP.
Matt: Logan grabs his throat and rolls over to his stomach.
Vanessa: Massacre picks up a chair.
**Massacre: Violence before violence sake.
[Masscare swings the chair and connects with empty canvas.]
Eric: Logan rolled out of the way .. he superkicks the chair .. Massacre falls down.
Matt: Logan climbs to the top rope ... kneedrop!
Vanessa: Massacre is stunned!!!
Eric: Logan's putting his shoulder into Massacre's gut, he's lifting him up .. to the top rope.
Matt: He's setting him up for the Final Judgement .....
Vanessa: From the top rope, Final Judgement.
Eric: Massacre is down ... Logan is up .. up to the top rope again.
**Logan: Oooooooooh Yeahhhhhhhh.
[Logan dives off the top rope connecting to Massacre's chest with an elbow drop]
Matt: Logan is grabbing the other VCR .. he throws it at Massacre's head.
Vanessa: Logan is lifting Massacre up .. looks like the Redeemer.
Eric: Massacre kicks him in the groin. DDT!!!
Matt: Massacre is shaking his head .. he looks around.
Vanessa: He's picking up the Owl statue .. what the hell is that from?
[Massacre points at Logan]
**Massacre: Logan .. when they ask "Whoooo whoooo is the best" you tell them to give a hoot and don't
pollute.
[Massacre puts the owl on the mat and lifts Logan up]
Eric: Massacre sets him up ... Bloody Benediction!!!
Matt: Logan is out on the mat .. the crowd is chanting Massacre's name.
Vanessa: Massacre stops .. one weapon hasn't been used .. he's picking it up.
Eric: A beer bottle?
Matt: Logan is in trouble.
[Massacre breaks the bottle against his own head and starts to bleed. Then he exits the cage. the bell rings.]
Loudmouth; The winner of the match ... Minister Massacre!
Vanessa: I'm gonna miss the big guy.
Alexander Hart vs Harold R. Torture
***World Title Match***
Vanessa: Now time for our World Title match.
(The lights dim out as Harold Torture walks out to some crowd heat. He walks down the aisle and slides in.)
("Hill of the Skull" by Joe Satriani plays over the speakers. The lights dim and Alexander Hart walks
out from the back to a crowd pop. He takes his CWF Title off his waist and holds it up. He then walks down the
aisle and steps up on the apron. He steps easily over the top rope, and Torture attacks from the get go.)
Eric: Harold not wasting a second going after Hart. He nails Hart with repeated right hands, Hart falls back into
the corner. Torture goes to some classic mud-hole stomping, Hart slumps down into the corner. Torture lets off.
Matt: He walks to the opposite turnbuckle and charges the slumped over Hart. Ouch, he runs right into the foot
of Hart, Hart follows that up with a huge uppercut.
Vanessa: Hart gets to his feet and kicks Harold again in the gut, and drops an elbow to the back of Harold's neck.
Matt: Harold slumps down to one knee after the elbow. Hart raises his right leg and drops in on the skull of Torture.
Harold goes down after that, Hart hits the near rope and goes to drop a leg.
Eric: All he his is the ground, Harold quickly up to his feet and capitalizing on what just happened. He whips
Hart into the ropes, follows him there and drives his knee into Hart's midsection.
Matt: Hart doubled over in pain, Harold drives the point of his knee into the point of Hart's jaw. Hart goes down,
but not for long.
Vanessa: Harold quickly picks up Hart, he is going for a body slam. Harold can't get him up though, Hart is clearing
the cobwebs.
Eric: Harold tries one more time, wait, Hart looks down at Harold and grabs him. He shifts his arms a little, HUGE
T-BONE SUPLEX!
Vanessa: Harold goes halfway across the ring, and he slides out the rest of the way. Harold on the outside now,
walking off the pain.
Eric: Hart will have none of this, he goes out to join Harold on the outside. He grabs him by the head and slams
it into the apron. Torture's head bounces off the apron and into the arm of Hart.
Matt: Hart going to slam Harold's head into the turnpost, no, Harold pushes Hart into the turnpost shoulder first.
Harold rolls back into the ring, Hart does the same, but he is holding his shoulder.
Vanessa: Harold going for the shoulder of Hart, he axehandles it. Hart goes down to one knee, Harold grabs the
arm of Hart and twists it at the shoulder, Hart screams out in pain.
Matt: The arm isn't supposed to bend that way Harold! Hart in pain, but he punches Harold straight in the kneecap.
Harold releases the hold and holds his knee in pain.
Eric: Hart now getting to his feet, he is still favoring the shoulder, but he grabs Harold and drives him down
with a DDT. Harold flips over as his head connects with the mat. Hart quickly up, he walks over and stomps relentlessly
on the knee of Harold.
Vanessa: Harold trying to get Hart away, but is not very successful. Hart now walking over to the corner, he rests
in there, trying to tend to his hurt shoulder.
Eric: Torture rolling to the ropes, trying to get out. Hart sees this and grabs the hurt leg of Harold, drags him
to the middle of the ring and drops an elbow right on that knee. Harold now getting to his feet with help from
Hart. Hard hooks the arms of Torture, he tries to flip him over with a double arm suplex, but his shoulder prevents
this.
Matt: Harold hits Hart in the kidney and tries to flip him over with a backdrop, but his knee gives out and he
falls to the ground along with Hart. Both men on the ground, Hart flips over and covers. 1....2…..and Harold gets
his shoulder up in time.
Vanessa: Both men hurt now, Hart getting up after that failed pin attempt, as is Torture. Both are up, Harold limps
over to Hart and gets a boot to the face for his trouble. Harold doesn't go down, he falls back a little. He looks
up in time to see the arm of Hart.
Eric: Hart goes for a clothesline, and Harold ducks at the last second, and he kicks Hart in the knee, then drives
him down with a reverse Russian leg sweep. The great move that was, Harold might have hurt his knee even more with
that move. He seems to be favoring it more as he gets up.
Matt: Oh well, that's what happens when your going for the CWF World Title. Harold walks over to Hart and slumps
over him, 1....2.. STRONG kick-out from Hart. Harold cant believe that, Hart getting up quickly, he begins to unleash
an onslaught of rights and lefts to the skull of Harold.
Vanessa: Looks like Hart is getting his second wind. He whips Harold in the ropes and catches him on the rebound
with a powerslam. Harold's back crashes on the mat, Hart going to the second rope. Harold somehow getting up, he
turns around and gets floored by a flying clothesline delivered from Hart.
Matt: Hart rolls to his feet from the clothesline, he picks up Harold and floors him with a spinning right hand.
He pins, 1....2....thre NO! Harold gets the shoulder up at the last millisecond. Hart can't believe that he did
that, Hart now arguing with the ref.
Vanessa: That's not a good thing to do. Hart gets fed up with the ref and walks over to Harold. Hart picks him
up, BUT HAROLD WAS WAITING! A thumb to the eye of Hart sends him back.
Eric: Harold limps over to Hart and plants him with a swinging neckbreaker. Harold up again, he flips Hart over,
and applies a camel clutch. The ref checking Hart, he hasn't quit yet.
Matt: Harold pulling back as hard as he can, huh? Hart's eyes are flashing with anger. Harold is pulling back on
his neck and he is angry. Hart gets up on one knee, now he's on his feet, and he has Harold with him.
Eric: Look at Harold's face, he cant believe it. BOOM, Hart falls right on Harold. Hart slumps an arm on Torture,
1....2....thre NO NO! Harold again up. Hart is pissed. He gets up and grabs Harold by the hair and pulls him straight
up, ouch.
Vanessa: Even more ouch, Harold kicked Hart right in the crotch. Hart slumps over, Harold grabs him and tries to
suplex him.
Matt: I don't think so, Hart is to big and Harold's knee is hurt. Harold strains and can't get him up. He begins
to let go, but Hart doesn't let him. Harold changes modes…Russian leg sweep!!!
(The lights go out.)
Eric: What the hell?
Matt: Oh God….
(They come back on…Hart is in the ring, alone.)
Matt: Where did Torture go???
Vanessa: He wimped out and left!!!
Eric: Hart is looking around…the referee has counted out Torture….
DING DING DING
Loudmouth: Your winner via countout…and STILL World Champion…Alexander Hart!!!
Matt: Hart doesn't look too pleased…
(The lights go out again and red strobe lights will flash in the arena. The lights go black again, then a red light
will come on and Minister Massacre is in the ring.)
Matt: Look!! It's the Minister!!!!
Eric: He just surprised Hart from behind…Bloody Benediction!!!
Vanessa: No…he calls that the BLOODBATH!!!
(The lights go out again, then the red light will come back on and Hart will be wrapped in chains and a padlock.
Minister Massacre leads him up to the pool which fills with blood.)
Matt: That well stay for Massacre sure didn't heal his evil ways…
Eric: I smell trouble.
Vanessa: You smell your BO!!
Matt: Uh oh…look who just came out!!!
(A robed figure stands in the pool. Several robed figures surround the pool and pull back their hoods. They are
Rabbi Dreidel Thief, the Demonic Deacon, Archbishop Apocalypse, Happy the
Exorcist, Father Nick O' Feeliak, Murder One, Black Reign and Cardinal Carnage.)
Matt: The last time the Church was together…the crucified Dead Drunk Dan Williams, and then left the CWF!! This
can't be good…
Eric: Massacre just shoved Hart into the bathtub of blood!!!
Vanessa: Look, that robed man, he just pulled back his hood too…it's TrahXela!!! I know it!!! He looks identical
to Alex Hart!!
(He removes a mask from his face and the camera focuses in on him, it's Bishop Hell.)
Matt: Bishop Hell? The leader of the Church is behind all this?? He's got a mic!!
BH: I baptize you Alex Hart in the name of the Bishop, the Deacon and the Unholy Minister.
(He submerges Hart in the blood and leaves him there, then gives the sign of the cross. The Church begins to leave
when "Battle For Heaven" by Glenn Danzig plays.)
Eric: This could be the beginning of a huge fight between the most dominating stable in CWF history and the most
dominating stable now.
(Desmond Destiny, The Assassin, Guerro Azteca and Michael Torez come out. DD stands face to face with MM and they
exchange heated words. MM pushes Desmond. Desmond walks up to MM.)
Vanessa: All right!! He's not backing down from his former leader.
(Desmond pulls back his fist as if he's going to hit MM, then hugs him. The crowd boos at the sudden swerve. The
Church shakes hands with Asylum and "Tubular Bells," the Church's old theme music, plays. MM, Asylum
and the rest of the Church take bows as if they had put on a great theatrical performance while EMT's pull Hart
out of the pool of blood. The crowd boos more and MM blows kisses to the crowd, who realizes this could be MM's
last match and the boos turn to cheers. The Church and Asylum leaves.)
Hey, I still need some match writers...sorry it was so late this week, but a combination of myself getting ill,
and not getting the matches in on time to begin with caused this. Sorry!!
NOTE: The RP Deadline is Saturday night at midnight EST this week, to make up for lost time!!! You heard it here!!!!
Special Thanks To: The handlers of Wyatte Brock, Alex Hart, Livewire, Guerrero Azteca, JV, and Predator for writing the matches.