Sunday Night Superzone
January 16th, 2000
CWF Arena, Cincinnati, OHio
(The camera focuses in on a pair of bloody animal footprints leading from the back entrance of the CWF Arena to
the dressing room of Wyatte Brock. The cameraman opens the door and Brock is writhing in pain on the floor and
clutching his knee while paramedics are attending to him. The camera continues to Alex Hart's locker room. The
sign on his door which read "Alex Hart" has been cut up and crudely reglued to form "TraHxelA"
and a puddle of blood seeps from under the doorframe. Alex Hart shoves the cameraman aside and opens his dressing
room. Hanging from the doorframe will be the severed head of a grey wolf. Hart will be initially startled, then
pissed.)
Matt Murdock: That must be the work of the Hart impersonator!! TraHxelA…Alex Hart scrambled up!!!
Vanessa McLure: That's awesome!!!!
Matt Murdock: Wait a minute, there's more footstepss…the cameraman is following them…
Eric Masterson: They are leading to where???
Vanessa McLure: Have patience stupid shit!
Matt Murdock: THEY'RE LEADING TO THE ASYLUM LOCKER ROOM!!!
Eric Masterson: I have a bad feeling about this…
(Clips of Asylum beating Massacre up are shown as "Keep Away" by Godsmack starts phasing in. Then clips
from Inoculation reeking havoc throughout SNS are shown. Then the usual highlights from past SNS's are shown with
a few new clips from last week added in. The clips stop and the screen shows a computer-generated picture of the
CWF Arena. The CWF logo laced in electricity then begins flying to the screen as the SNS logo slowly fades in underneath
it. When the CWF logo finally stops moving the SNS logo finishes fading in. Lightning strikes the logo and we are
taken to a live shot inside the arena where a sea of crazy fans cheer in anticipation of the beginning matches.
More fans than ever before are holding up signs and a
few seen up close as the camera focuses on them are; "Massacre was given the bloody benediction", "JV
makes me sick", "I feel the electricity", "I'm Vanessa's love child", "I have been
Inoculated", "Dead Drunk Dan stole my beer", and "Where is Steve Johnson?". Six sets of
pyros fire up on either side of the entrance ramp. The camera then moves towards the commentator booth where Matt,
Eric, and Vanessa are seated with their headsets on.)
Matt: Hello folks and welcome to another CWF Sunday Night Superzone live from the CWF Arena.
Vanessa: It's so hot in here you could cut the air with a knife.
Eric: Cincinnati, holler if you hear me.
Vanessa: Shut up Big Papa Dump.
Eric: I prefer Big Papa Thump myself. Wanna hook up?
Vanessa: Hands off the merchandise little man.
Matt: The tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife as well. Tonight we have a hell of a card for you.
We have a ladder match, world title match, some newer stars taking one another on in action tonight and much more.
Vanessa: I wanna see JV vs Livewire in the ladder match for the bag of marijuana. I personally am not into the
drugs myself. I just wanna see an ass kicking. I hate good guys.
Eric: Well I'm looking towards the new guys Raziel and KV locking horns tonight.
Vanessa: Like we needed another JV.
Matt: Alex Hart defends the world strap as well tonight.
Eric: Sounds pretty damn sweet.
(The camera switches backstage where Redemption is shown in their dressing room. Livewire is seen lacing his boots
and Logan is playing cards with Wyatte. The camera switches to Asylum walking backstage. The camera switches again
to show The Bodyguard without Mack McMichaels backstage.
SNS cuts to a commercial break and suddenly the new Asylum shirt is shown. Vanessa is shown sporting the shirt
with a short black shirt to match.)
Vanessa: Everybody loves a bad guy. Now you too can own the shirt of the epitome of evil, Asylum. It's only $19.95
and features every member.
(Vanessa disappears in a cloud of mist as the commercial ends.)
(SNS returns with a backstage shot of security checking out JV's dressing room. JV has been taken out of the room
until it has been cleaned up.)
Security 1: This crap is starting already. I swear this man is marking himself.
(The camera shows a bloody dead frog, cicada, and bloody cloth big enough for a baby to be wrapped in. One of the
security officers notices a note and picks it up.)
Security 2: Hey I found this note.
Security 1: Well, we will have to check it out. Then if it's ok we can show it to JV or whoever its meant for.
Security 2: OK.
(Scene cuts back to the announcer's booth.)
Matt: What the hell was that?
Vanessa: Probably just JV's lunch. Mmmm…frog legs and chocolate covered insects! Great stuff!
Eric: You make me sick!!
Matt: …no comment…anyway, we've got a couple matches with newcomers up next. Lets go down to Loudmouth for the
intros.
Duse vs Erebus
Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to announce that this next matchup will not happen. Duse and Erebus
were both unable to attend this evening. We'll be right back…
(Camera's go backstage where JV is in his room and he notices a picture of a virus and a needle laying down on
top of it. He tells KV to go find security. JV yells to KV about having someone watch over his dressing room. The
camera goes to the commentator booth.)
Matt: This getting rather odd. I hope this stops soon.
Eric: If it doesn't I'm outta here. There is no way I will risk my neck for this.
KV vs Raziel
("Taking Hits From the Bong" By Cypress Hill blasts out over the P.A. and the fans split in two as some
cheer and others boo. KV makes his way to the ring, walking straight down the middle staying out of reach of the
fans. He reaches the ring and turns towards the steps and climbs up them. He waits for his opponent, Raziel to
make his appearance)
("Magic" by Kiss booms out as Raziel makes his way out to the aisle. The fans drown out the boo's with
a large number of cheers. He looks up at KV and runs towards the ring and slides underneath. KV begins stomping
furiously)
DING DING DING
Murdock: Well this match has already started with KV stomping at Raziel furiously but now Raziel musters the strength
to shove him away.
Masterson: Yeah and he ain't happy about that as he's now doing a series of punches to the head of KV. KV's dazed
now and Raziel finishes him off with a big haymaker!
Masterson: But that's not enough to keep him down, he's back up again now and is charging at Raziel at send him
flying over the top rope with a monster clothesline!
Murdock: Raziel is down now, and KV has grabbed onto the ropes and has leapt over them going for a splash! OH MY
WORD!!!! Raziel just rolled out of the way and under the ring and KV just smacked his face of the floor!
Masterson: The ref's telling Raziel to get back in the ring. Oh! Raziel's bringing KV in with him! Now he's climbing
the top rope, but KV's up again and starts shaking the rope! OUCH! HE JUST FELL OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO HIS HEAD!
Masterson: Well now KV's dropping rapid elbow's on Raziel, who's just lying there, taking it! KV goes for the pin
now…1…2…
Masterson: It's a thr… no it's not it's just a two!
Murdock: That was so close but yet so far. Well Raziel is up now and there's a big Super Kick to the chin of KV!
And now he's just rolling about on the ground clutching his face! Raziel picks him up again and is now setting
him up for a DDT… but KV counters it into a back body drop!
Masterson: But that didn't keep him down, he's up again and now he goes for a clothesline and it connects!
Murdock: Raziel climbing the ropes now going for a high-flying move and… OOOOH BIG FROG SPLASH ONTO KV! And he's
staying on top of him going for a pin…
1…
2…
Murdock: No kick out! How he got out of that I do not know! KV and Raziel exchanging punches now each one trying
to gain the upper hand… OOOOH an open hand chop by Raziel right into the throat of KV! And that's taken its toll
on KV! It really knocked the wind out of him! Raziel stomping away at him and KV just rolling trying to get away
from this barrage of stomps by Raziel…
Masterson: Yep, now he's rolled out the ring and is just wandering about with a dazed look on his face. Raziel,
bouncing off the ropes and running towards the ropes… SUICIDE DIVE!
Murdock: Oh no! KV just caught him and he's carrying him about and is walking to the metal aisle. AAAAAAAAAGH!
He just fell forward with Raziel onto the metal aisle! And you could just hear the bones snapping when he did that!
Masterson: The ref's counting and he's going to count them out if they don't look out! KV rolls in then back out
to restart the count. He's walking up to Raziel now and is pulling him up by his hair! Leading him back to the
ring it looks like he's going to throw him back in but wait… OOOOH He just smashed his head against the ring apron!
And Raziel's out! KV restarts the count again! And now he's picking him up again and he's picking him up on his
shoulders and… SAMOAN DROP! RIGHT ONTO THE MATS! I don't care if they're meant to cushion the fall cause that would
have hurt no matter where you do it!
Murdock: Well KV is really liking it on the outside as he restarts the count once again! Picking Raziel up, once
again, and now he's standing behind him going for a belly-to-back suplex by the looks of it… No he's not! Cus Raziel
just brought his heel right into KV's crotch! He throws him back to the ring now and comes in himself but that
didn't keep KV down as he is now punching him in the skull but Raziel isn't happy about it and now he's got him
ready for a side slam and… Yes he got it! But that's taken a lot out of both men! And now both are down!
1…
2…
3…
4…
5…
6…
Masterson: Raziel up now, and he's going up top…he's up…SENTON BOMB!!!
Murdock: He calls that the Froster…it's all over now! All Raziel has to do is roll over…
Masterson: There he goes…cover…one…two…THREE!!! Raziel wins!!!!
"Hillbilly" Joe Crawford vs Niko Rage vs Predator
Chris Spracher: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the Three Way dance! The first participant, weighing in at 275
pounds and standing 6'5", he is the Predator!!!!
("Shoulda Shot Me" plays and Predator walks out to ringside. He rolls into the ring and the fans give
a lukewarm reaction. )
Chris Spracher: And participant number two, he weighs in at 310 pounds and stands 6'7", he is Hillbilly Jim
Crawford.
("Born a Hick, Dyin' a Hick" plays over the P.A. and the fans pop for Hillbilly. )
Chris Spracher: And the final participant, he weighs in at 265 pounds and stands 6'2 ½", he is Niko
Rage!
("Get N 2 Gether" by Limp Bizkit plays. Niko comes out to a mixed reaction by the crowd. )
Chris Spracher: Let the match begin.
DING DING DING.
Eric: Okay fans, this is a three way bout between three of CWF's newest prospects.
Matt: Whoa, right off the bell Niko Rage drop kicks Predator, and then clotheslines Hillbilly.
Vanessa: Sue weeeeeeeeeee!!!
Eric: What was that?
Vanessa: A mating call for you're momma, that's what.
Matt: Hillbilly is up and gives Niko a Russian Leg Sweep.
Eric: Predator is getting up and gives Niko a back drop suplex!
Ref: One.......
Vanessa: NOT even a two count.
Matt: Hillbilly takes Predator and gives him a tilt a whirl into a backbreaker.
Eric: Niko is up and kicks Hillbilly then executes a picture perfect suplex!
Vanessa: Predator is up and gives Niko a kick to the back and a inverted DDT!
Matt: Cover!!!
Ref: One... two...
Eric: Kick out at two by Niko.
Vanessa: What kind of name is Niko anyway?
Matt: What kind of name is Vanessa?
Vanessa: The kind of name you scream out loud during wonderful, passionate...
Eric: Hillbilly picks up Predator and there is the Hillbilly Drought!!!! Oh that should be it!
Vanessa: Hmph.
Matt: Hillbilly is about to cover but Niko back elbows him.
Eric: I guess Niko wants this match for himself.
Vanessa: Ya think Einstein?
Matt: No need to be rude Vanessa.
Vanessa: Murdoch, go take a leap off a building, you daredevil you.
Matt: I'm not blind Vanessa, I know what you mean.
Eric: THUNDERSTRIKES as Hillbilly just mack-trucked Niko with a massive clothesline!
Vanessa: Now Hillbilly in control gives Niko three headbutts and Niko falls to the ground. Predator up but Hillbilly
sees him and gives him a powerslam and then throws him to the outside.
Matt: This match has been action packed and we haven't seen it climax yet folks!
Eric: Niko is up and he looks to be full of no pun intended, rage!
Matt: Niko from behind gives Hillbilly a German suplex and now Hillbilly is down, Niko follows up with not one,
not two but three leg drops!
Eric: Now Niko goes up top, the 260 something Niko Rage is going to fly! He is set to fly and he comes crashing
down onto Hillbilly with a five star frog splash, nice move by Niko Rage.
Matt: Uh oh, in comes Predator!
Vanessa: Niko turns and sees Predator but it's too late, Predator gives him a downward spiral, a face first Russian
leg sweep! Niko didn't even see it coming!
Eric: I believe that is what we call a BOOYA.
Matt: What the hell are you talking about Masterson? This isn't the NBA or NFL or the ACLU this is the CWF! WE
come up with our OWN damn phrases.
Eric: Okay as Hillbilly and Predator both clothesline each other, what is your catch phrase Murdock?
Matt: Shocking isn't it?
Eric: Nope.
Matt: The reign of terror continues?
Eric: Taken.
Matt: The new wave...
Eric: Has passed you by buddy boy.
Vanessa: Niko is once again perched up top and he gives the high sign to the crowd.
Matt: I'm not sure what he's going to do.
Eric: Oh man! Double frog splash. Double cover!
Ref: One........................two.........................three!!
DING DING DING DING
Chris Spracher: Your winner of this match, Niko Rage!
Asylum: Michael Torez & Guerrero Azteca vs New Wave: Spoonmaster and Surfer Dude
Loudmouth: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a tag team match. Introducing first, "Loverboy"
Michael Torez and "The Insane Luchadore" Guerrero Azteca!
("Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays as "Loverboy" Michael Torez and Guerrero Azteca come from behind
the curtain. They look pumped and ready for this match, even though the crowd boos them. They run to the ring,
climb a turnbuckle and absorb all the cheers, as they wait for their opponent)
Loudmouth: And their opponents, SURFER DUDE and SPOONMASTER!
("Basket Case" by Green Day plays as Surfer Dude and Spoonmaster are met with a chorus of cheers. They
looks around the crowd, slap hands and go towards the ring. They slide in and begin to fight.)
McLure: What a way to start off a tag match, everybody fighting at once!
Masterson: Spoonmaster is handling Torez pretty good right now, but it seems that his partner, SD, isn't handling
Azteca so good.
Murdock: Well it seems now that Azteca threw Surfer Dude out of the ring, and is now going over to Spoonmaster.
McLure: Right now Guerrero Azteca and Michael Torez are in control thanks to Azteca's German Suplex on Spoonmaster.
Masterson: Azteca is up, and they are now double teaming Torez. DOUBLE POWERBOMB!
Murdock: They are trying to take him out early in this match!
McLure: Surfer Dude is back to his feet, he slides in the ring and turns Torez around, BIG RIGHT HAND!
Masterson: He whips him to the ropes, follows close behind....clothesline over the top rope! Now he's going for
Azteca!
Murdock: He grabs Azteca by the arm, turns him around and hits an ATOMIC DROP!
McLure: Surfer Dude is really cleaning house, and the fans love it!
Masterson: Now it's a match, it's only Surfer Dude and Guerrero Azteca in the ring, and SD has the advantage!
Murdock: Surfer Dude pulls him up by the head.....DDT, what a great move!
McLure: Surfer Dude with an early tag that puts Spoonmaster in the ring. They whip Azteca to the ropes...back body
drop followed by a frog splash!
Masterson: They are executing well in the early stages of the match.
Murdock: The crowd gets behind them now! Spoonmaster lifts Azteca to his feet, whips him in the turnbuckle....follows
close behind, splash!
McLure: That is bringing Michael Torez in the ring, he just leveled the unsuspecting Spoonmaster with a dropkick
to the back of the head!
Masterson: That will give Azteca a chance to tag as Spoonmaster gets back in the corner. Torez is stretching for
the tag.
Murdock: The ref's not looking at Torez, as he climbs in the ring and pulls his partner closer in tag reach!
McLure: THEY TAG! Torez in the ring, he drags Spoonmaster away from tag reach and lifts him to his feet.
Masterson: Azteca to his feet outside the ring. Torez whips Spoonmaster to ropes, and Azteca trips him. The crowd
is booing madly!
Murdock: Torez pulls Spoonmaster to his feet, and whips him to the ropes...no it was reversed!
McLure: Torez to the ropes....SURFER DUDE WITH A KNEE TO THE BACK! And the crowd LOVES it!
Masterson: Surfer Dude tries to reach his partner. Spoonmaster stretching....THE TAG IS MADE! THE CROWD IS GOING
WILD!
Murdock: Surfer Dude in to help his partner, Azteca and Torez both on their feet in the ring!
McLure: Surfer Dude charges at Azteca and takes him off his feet, then jumps right back up and goes after Torez.
Masterson: Torez is ready as he swings, but Surfer dude ducks! SPEAR! Surfer Dude is cleaning house!
Murdock: Not so fast, that one hit to Azteca didn't last long because he's back to his feet!
McLure: REVERSE DDT! Azteca helps his partner to his feet. But who's the legal man!?
Masterson: I think it's Surfer Dude and Torez. And as always, I'm correct!
Murdock: Just call the match. Torez locks up with Surfer Dude, and just pushes him off! He tags.
McLure: Before The Insane Luchadore has a chance to get in the ring, Surfer Dude charges in at him and knocks him
off the ring apron!
Masterson: Taht just makes Azteca mad! HE SLIDES RIGHT BACK IN THE RING!
Murdock: HE'S ON THE OFFENSE NOW! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! FACE SLAM!
McLure: Torez off the top rope....FROG SPLASH! Spoonmaster gets in, Torez dropkicks him and knocks him through
the ropes! Azteca covers...1…2…kickout!!!
Murdock: Surfer Dude drops to the outside, and pulls out a table from underneath the ring…I smell trouble!!
McLure: I think you smell Eric's B O…
Masterson: Shut up, I shower once a month!!
Murdock: Oh God…anyway, The Dude just dove into the ring with a chair, and he took out Azteca from behind!! Torez
grabs SD and tosses him out, over the top rope!! Spoonmaster is back up, and he grabs Torez from behind…shoves
him thru the ropes, and through the table!!!
McLure: Wow!!! Wait a minute…the ref is calling for the bell…
DING DING DING
Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match as a result of disqualification, the team of Asylum!!!
Murdock: We'll be right back, these four are still going at it on the outside!!!
"Livewire" Ken Sparks vs JV: Ladder Match
Christopher "Loudmouth" Spracher: Ladies and gentlemen this following match up is a Ladder match with
a bag of Marijuana suspended above the ring match up and is scheduled for one fall. First making his way down the
aisle the current leader of Redemption, "Livewire" Ken Sparks!
("All Star" by Smash Mouth plays and the crowd goes wild as Livewire comes out. A few fireworks go off
and as Ken hits the ring "I Like To Get High" by Cypress Hill hits the sound system and JV comes out
to a huge chorus of boos.)
Loudmouth: His opponent is JV! He hails from Westfield, New Jersey.
DING DING DING
Matt: Both men lock up. JV with the advantage and he hooks Livewire up in an arm bar. Livewire reverses it into
a headlock. JV picks Livewire up and tosses him over his head.
Eric: JV grabs Livewire's legs and hits a low blow. He does it again and again. He hits it 4 times. JV picks Livewire
up and hits a snowplow.
Matt: JV jumps over the ropes and grabs the ladder outside the ring. He tosses it over the top rope.
Eric: JV climbs the top rope and hits a big splash. JV grabs the ladder and sets it against the turnbuckles. JV
grabs Livewire and sets him up for the Outsider Edge. He throws him into the ladder. Damn that's gotta hurt. JV
grabs Livewire again and goes for the scoop slam.
Matt: No he does a fall away slam into the ladder.
Eric: JV slides the ladder across the ring to the middle of the ring. He sets the ladder up and he rushes up it
but falls off.
Matt: He should have checked to see if it was stable enough. That's a ladder match common sense. Livewire stumbles
up all bloodied. He climbs up the ladder and JV rushes up to catch up. Both men make it to the top and begin slugging
it out back and forth.
(The punches go on for about 45 seconds when both men slowly fall back from exhaustion and hit the ring.)
Eric: This is intense. Livewire is slowly getting up and he picks JV up and hits a short arm clothesline. Livewire
grabs the ladder and pushes it down on JV. Livewire looks to the fans and points to the ceiling. Livewire runs
to the ropes and comes back and jumps on the ladder laying over JV's limp body. Livewire begins stomping with full
force on the ladder. Livewire pulls the ladder up and slowly sets it up in complete exhaustion.
Matt: Livewire takes it one step at a time. JV is covered in his own blood!!! JV kicks his right foot against the
ladder and causes it to tip over and Livewire hits the ring hard. Both men are down and the ref starts the ten
count.
1....
2.....
3......
4.......
5........
6......
7.........
8……
9.......
Matt: JV slowly is up. JV kicks Livewire in the jewels.
Eric: JV climbs the ladder and he reaches for the bag but cannot reach it. Livewire seizes the moment and limps
to the ladder on his knees and pushes it over.
Matt: Livewire gets up and grabs the ladder as JV stands up. Livewire twirls around with the ladder and hits JV
in the head viciously.
Eric: JV is soaked in blood on his chest and the back of his head. Livewire has entire face covered in blood. This
is sickening.
Matt: Livewire takes the ladder and sets it up for the win. He makes sure it's steady he gets on the first step
but sees JV slowly stirring. Livewire rushes over to JV and stomps on his head viciously and then his chest. Livewire
runs to the ladder with the blood of JV on the bottom of Livewire's boot making foot prints along the way.
Eric: Livewire slowly creeps up the ladder and he stands on the top rung and reaches for a few seconds where he
finally grabs the bag. He tries to pry it free but JV hits the ladder.
Matt: Livewire holds on to the bag and falls with it in his hands. The bell rings.
RING RING RING
Loudmouth: Your winner is Livewire!!!!!
(The fans cheer as "All Star" begins to play. JV begins attacking Livewire with the ladder. The camera
switches to backstage where you see Redemption is locked up and can't get out of their dressing room. Security
is shown in the cage all locked up. The camera returns to the ring where JV laughs at Livewire. The crowd boos
heavily hoping for someone to save Livewire. Suddenly the lights go out and every light slowly fades back on in
red. Smoke shoots up from all four sides of the ring. When the smoke clears Inoculation is seen standing in the
ring. JV looks at him and slowly backs away. Inoculation walks over to Livewire and grabs the weed from him. Inoculation
takes the bag and holds it in his hand. Inoculation removes a microphone from his jacket with his hand and brings
it to his face. He holds the marijuana out and motions for JV to take it.)
Inoculation: I promised everyone would be out of my way that would fit in the equation. I have captured security
and now I hold in my hands your very fuel which drives you. I ask you to take this and never bring this crap into
CWF again. This is part of your virus you have bestowed upon CWF. So take this now and I will let you go for another
day and time.
(JV does not move. Inoculation drops the mic and suddenly the bag of weed ignites in his hands and burns. Inoculation
holds it out in his hand without flinching until it turns to ashes. JV looks on in anger. Inoculation walks to
JV and stands before him. JV hits Inoculation continuously but has no effect on him. Inoculation catches his hand
in mid punch and twist his hand around until a pop can be heard. JV falls to his knees and screams out in pain
and fear. Inoculation releases his grasp and then pulls JV up. Inoculation yells to JV.)
Inoculation: Now you will be Inoculated. The virus is extinguished.
(Inoculation grabs him and DDTs him. Inoculation them picks JV up and hits a move similar to the Cyclone Drop but
JV lands like the Reign Drop. Inoculation rises to his feet and grinds his boot into JV's chest until blood slowly
seeps through and smoke shoots up all around the ring. When the smoke clears Inoculation and JV are gone.)
Blackbird 13 vs Wyatte Brock vs Taurus
Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will be a handicapmatch for control over this company's
next live event. Coming out first, standing 6' 4" and weighing two hundred and sixty three pounds... Wyatte
Brock!!
(Bob Marley's "Redemtpion Song" pumps over the speakers as Brock steps out from the back. He looks out
of the fans for a moment, then walks down to the ring, slipping in and settling into one of the corners...)
Loudmouth: And his partner, Standing at 6 foot 6, and weighing two hundred and fifty eight pounds... Taurus!!!
(The music doesn't change, instead restarts as Taurus steps out from the back, his 2x4 slung over his shoulder
as he makes his way to the ring. He argues with the ref for a moment, before relinquishing the board and letting
it be set outside. He and Brock seem to talk for a moment, and both seem prepared for the man about to come out...)
Loudmouth: And finally, their challenger. Hailing from Steilacoom, Washington.... Blackbird 13!!!
(The fans explode with a deafening array of boos as soda cups and trash are thrown at Blackbird. He just laughs
as he knocks a cup out of the air and heads towards the ring. He climbs in warily, motioning to the ref to make
sure the two men stay back as he does so, then slips off his excess wear and crouches slightly, as if ready to
go at it...)
Matt: And there's the bell....
Vanessa: This ought to be GOOD!!
Matt: Just a note, Livewire and Brett Logan are in the front row, I guess to stop any DWO attacks…
Eric: No kidding. Blackbird 13 is severely outnumbered here...
Matt: But Brock and Taurus are biding their time. Taurus is out to start things up. They both are circling warily...
Eric: and Blackbrd gets the advantage, turning it into a headlock.
Matt: Taurus shrugs him off and into the ropes, but Blackbird comes back with a devastating boot.
Eric: Blackbird is pulling Taurus up and... He's taunting Brock!! HAH!!
Vanessa: Brock isn't liking that. He's climbing the ropes...
Matt: And the ref stopped him. But it means he also missed that face rake by Blackbird... what a cheap shot that
was....
Eric: Cheap?!? That was a smart move!! After all, the guy is outnumbered...
Vanessa: Boys, boys. Blackbird is stalking Taurus as he recovers, and tosses Taurus into a neutral corner...
Matt: Blackbird follows up with a splash.... NO!!
Eric: Taurus is out of the way!
Vanessa: Just like a man, they take a little damage and they're left sucking wind...
Matt: Taurus is quick to take advantage. Grabbing Blackbird from behind and hitting a reverse DDT.
Eric: Taurus is up, and he makes the tag. Taurus doesn't step out though, he goes over and hits a quick leg-drop
on Blackbird.
Matt: Brock meanwhile has climbed the turnbuckle, and he LEAPS off. A well executed splash off the top rope onto
Blackbird. Taurus takes the moment to taunt Blackbird as Brock pulls him to his feet.
Eric: Brock tossing Blackbird into the ropes, and catches him on the return... Tilt-a-whirl... into a Neckbreaker!!
Vanessa: That'll leave a mark!!
Matt: Blackbird is holding his neck and Brock is up. He's pulling Blackbird to his feet, and slips behind him....
Eric: German suplex!!
Matt: Right on that neck again. We heard Blackbird cry out on the impact.
Vanessa: YES!! Finally someone in pain...
Matt: Hold on, Brock has the bridge...
Eric: One... Two... Kickout!!
Matt: Blackbird is still fighting, but after those moves, I don't know how. But he's climbing to his feet...
Eric: Brock meets him, and pulls him over to the far corner from where Taurus is....
Matt: Brock tosses BB13 towards the corner... no!! Blackbird reverses...
Eric: Brock hits the turnbuckle...no wait!! He's bridged up and over as Blackbird followed Brock in.
Matt: And Taurus is there with a stiff arm to Blackbird's head as Wyatte comes up on Blackbird from behind.
Eric: HAH! Another German suplex!!
Vanessa: Ooo… there's the count... One... two... th... nope... kicked out...
Matt: Brock looks irritated this time, but tags Taurus...
Eric: Brock makes sure Blackbird stays down, and BOOM!!
Matt: Taurus just hit the Cestral Splash from the top rope. Very impressive.
Eric: He's going for the pin!!
Matt: One... Two... Thr… NO!! Another kickout!!
Eric: Come ON!!
Matt: I don't know, but Blackbrid is rolling out to the floor.
Eric: Taurus is following him... wait!! He's got that 2x4 of his!!
Matt: He's coming up behind Blackbird... who turns around just in time to get smacked by the board!!
Vanessa: OOH!! Blood!!!
Eric: Blackbird might need a few stitches after that!! He's bleeding some from the head.
Matt: Brock is out as well. They are rolling Blackbird into the ring, and laying him out into the center of the
mat. What are they doing? Looks like they are both going to the corner....
Eric: Brock's the smaller of the two, and he's climbing the turnbuckle...
Matt: Taurus has Wyatte's hands, and Wyatte jumps off the turnbuckle...
Eric: HOLY....!! Taurus literally turned it into a reverse Powerbomb and SLAMMED Wyatte down on Blackbird!!
Matt: Blackbird isn't getting up from that.
Vanessa: One... two... three...
Loudmouth: And your winners!! Wyatte Brock and Taurus!!
Eric: And Blackbird takes the loss....
Matt: He put up a good fight, but the numbers game was against him.
Eric: And we'll be right back after these commercial messages....
Night Stalker vs Desmond Destiny for the People's Title
Loudmouth: Our next match is for the Championship Wrestling Federation People's Championship Title! Coming to the
ring first, the challenger. He is the master of destiny, DESMOND DESTINY!!!!!
("Judgement Day" by Method Man plays as the lights go out. Desmond doesn't come out…)
Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen…Asylum member…Desmond Destiny!!!!!
("Judgement Day" by Method Man begins to play again, but then the CWFTron cuts out of his intro, to something
backstage. A man restrains Desmond Destiny from behind with a large knife at his throat. Have the crowd pop. The
man speaks in an extremely hoarse, barely intelligible voice.)
Man: Well. . .well. . .well. Desmond, hell of a fix you've gotten yourself into. You'd be best served to stop struggling
my friend. If you've never watched the commercials, this knife can cut through tin cans like they're made of tissue
paper. And all for the low, low price of $19.95 plus shipping and handling! So, unless you want to give your next
interview through the inch-thick slit I cut across your throat, I suggest you shut the fu** up before I gut you.
(Desmond curses) Oh that's nice Edward, you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Murdock: Who is this man? What's going on???
Man: Fu**ing traitor. (Laughs) You have been taught well. But as much as you talk about universities and leaving
and after the hate crime you, Torez, Assassin and Azteca put on Minister Massacre Desmond, he's still breathing,
he's still ALIVE. (Breathes in deeply) And he's not alone. Temple University? Nice school. Terror University? Even
better. Asylum is the program which Minister Massacre created. And he will destroy it brick by fu**ing brick. Now.
. .
Go in Peace. . .And Thanks Be To Our Gods!
(The scene fades out)
Murdock: Wasn't that…a variation of the Church's old catch phrase? The Church led by Bishop Hell???
Masterson: I think so!!
McLure: One of my sources just told me that Massacre challenged Brett Logan to a Heavy Metal title match next
week!!
Murdock: He can't possible be in a condition to wrestle….
McLure: If anybody can, it's Massacre…
("Judgement Day" by Method Man begins to play again, and Desmond gets rolled down the entranceway ramp
with a Temple University cap on his head and a "Temple is #1 foam finger on his hand.)
Murdock: I can't believe it, are we still going to have this match???
Loudmouth: And now, coming to the ring, your CWF Peoples Champion!!! In only his 3rd singles match in the CWF,
NIGHT STALKER!!!!
("Carmina Burina" enhanced by Ozzy Osborne plays as the fans cheer. Night Stalker comes out. He walks
down and flashes his People's title to everyone. He slides in and points at Desmond than points at the Ring Announcer
for the mic.)
Vanessa: Wait, Night Stalker has a mic. He is going to address Desmond in person.
Night Stalker: Desmond, you know that I would rip you to pieces tonight.
Vanessa: Would?
Night Stalker: But...... I feel that it is not your time. And due to my recent business somewhere else, I have
not had time to prepare for this match. Not that I need to prepare for you, but you get my point. And another thing
is well, this title I carry, the Peoples Title. Well, I am not a
people person, so I do not need this title. So I am giving you this, and letting you walk out of this ring as the
champion and in one piece.
(Night Stalker hands the belt to a confused Desmond.. Desmond looks at the title and raises in the air, before
clobbering Stalker.)
Eric: Desmond just hit Night Stalker with the belt, he's stomping him like an anthill.
Vanessa: Oh yes, here come Torez and Azteca.
(Desmond, Azteca, and Torez hit the ring, sliding three tables under the bottom ropes as they enter the ring.)
Matt: Night Stalker is in big trouble here.
(Destiny holds Night Stalker while Azteca and Torez stomp him in the stomach. Destiny and Torez set up the first
table in the ring and set Night Stalker on it.)
Vanessa: Holy SH(BLEEP) Azteca just executed La Revolution on Night Stalker...he put him through the table ...
Eric: It doesn't look like they are finished .... They are setting up two tables on top of each other ... Torez
is going up top .. Destiny and Azteca are setting Night Stalker on the top of the highest table ....
Vanessa: Frogsplash, Torez just hit the Lovedrop, Night Stalker is out cold in a pile of tableboards…
Matt: Stop this!!!
Eric: Oh my gosh, Destiny just pulled out a Tiger's claw, he is juicing Night Stalker.
(Blood pours from Night Stalker's forehead, staining the mat immediately.)
Destiny: (Grabs the microphone) Wow, as pale as this motherf***er is, I didn't think he'd bleed, Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
(Drops the mic and helps the others roll Night Stalker out of the ring.)
Vanessa: Destiny is grabbing Night Stalker by the waist ...
(Destiny Tilt-a-whirls Night Stalker and slams him into the ground, headfirst, with a Michinoku Driver, a loud
crack is heard)
Vanessa: That is the "Gateway to Destiny" and that ...sounded like a bowling alley.
(Desmond, The Latin Lover and Loverboy walk up the ramp, but stop halfway. Desmond walks back down and drags the
unconscious Night Stalker to the center of the ramp.)
Desmond: (Grabs the mic) This is a warning to all of you, Asylum is not to be challenged. This fool (Points down)
can tell you why ... if he wakes up, heh ha heh. We have certain standards, and CWF will live up to them.
Oh yes, now that I think of it .. Assassin, our leader, you are quite the veteran ... don't lose to Hart today,
because that would be twice, and that would not be very good.
See, if we lose, that's ok, we are rookies, we are still learning, but we can't learn from losers so .. make that
pin, get the win .. or we will have to kick you.. no no.. Destroy .. no .. Assass.. wait .. no ...do what we did
to Minist .. uh, Bri, uh Mass... uh .. Fuck, yes! The perfect phrase for your
fate .. We will MASSACRE you.
(Speaking through closed teeth)Jolly good, old chap .. good luck Assassin!!!
(All three start to laugh, then turn and walk back up the ramp as the paramedics rush past them with a gurney,
backboard, neck brace and de-fibulator. Then, Raziel comes out following the paramedics, and jumps in, and grabs
Night Stalker.)
Murdock: Oh my God! What's Raziel doin' out here???
Masterson: He just…
McLure: HIT HIM WITH A BLOCKBUSTER!!!
Murdock: He calls that The Twist Of Fate Off The Top!!! Why, dammit, Why??!!
Alexander Hart vs Assassin NON TITLE
Loudmouth: And now, tonight's main event, a non-title bout, with a fifteen minutes time limit.
(The arena goes black, and the crowd turns silent. .... "You know who you're fuckin' with?" ... The sound
of Insane Clown Posse's "Assassins" heralds the arrival of Assassin, the 6'5" beast of Asylum. He
steps through the curtain, hair in his face, wearing a black t-shirt with a red and white Geto Boys t-shirt.)
Loudmouth: Now, coming to the ring, 6 feet, five inches, 326 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Assassin!
(The crowd boos him loudly. He stops just as the chorus reaches "Don't fuck with me." and nods his head,
smirks, and rolls under the bottom rope.
He pops up and tilts his head up, flipping the hair out of his face, then leans against the ropes opposite the
ramp.)
Loudmouth: And now ...
(A wolf howls lowly, building to a high pitched call and transitions into Joe
Satriani's "Hill of the Skull". )
Loudmouth: From Baltimore, Maryland , six feet eleven inches tall, 294 pounds, World Champion, Alexander Hart!
(Alex Hart steps onto the ramp, his face is dark, a goatee surrounding his mouth, and his hair is tied back in
a ponytail. He clenches his fists twice and starts down the ramp, the tail of his black duster floating upward
with the brisk pace of his walk.
Around his waist is the CWF World Championship Belt ... the spotlight narrows and finds it. It reflects the white
light as gold. The crowd cheers.
He reaches the edge of the ring and, ignoring the steps, puts a foot on the ring apron and pushes himself upward,
swinging his other leg over the top rope. He walks around the ring once and starts to take off his entrance attire.)
Matt: This is a rematch from a few weeks ago, Assassin started strong but seemed to go on vacation during the latter
part of the match.
Eric: Yep, he ended up a steppingstone to the title.
Vanessa: Why isn't this a title match? Hart has been champ two weeks, going on three, and he still hasn't defended.
He should be stripped.
Matt: And you are going to try to take it off his waist?
Eric: You'll have to, no one can beat him.
Vanessa: Shut up .. the match is starting.
(The bell rings, signaling the start of the match. Assassin cracks his knuckles, one at a time. Hart rolls his
head from side to side, and the two walk toward one another)
Vanessa: C'mon Assassin!
Eric: Assassin and Hart circle one another, daring his opponent to make a move.
Matt: Shoulder and elbow tie-up, each man trying to get the advantage.
Vanessa: Hart knees Assassin and tries for the hip toss.
Eric: That's too much man ... Hart is blocked, wrong hip toss angle.
Matt: Assassin pushes off, and the two stare at each other again.
Vanessa: Assassin puts his hand up ... he's challenging for a test of strength.
Eric: Hart walks over, his hand up, fingers wiggling to get just the right advantage.
Matt: Hart kicks Assassin in the stomach, European uppercut.
Vanessa: Assassin stumbles back, Hart charges at him.
Eric: Assassin ducks and falls at the same time.
Matt: Hart stop short of the corner, he stomps at Assassin
Vanessa: Assassin moves and shoots at Hart.
Matt: Assassin grabs Hart's leg and takes him down, he's got a hold of Hart's ankle, he's stepping over into a
spinning toe-hold.
Vanessa: Good strategy against the big man.
Eric: Yes, people forget that Assassin is an excellent technical wrestler.
Matt: Hart grimaces, in pain ... he's reaching for the ropes.
Vanessa: Assassin pulls on his leg, keeping him away.
Eric: Hart's not about to submit, but he is feeling this.
Matt: Assassin breaks the hold and stomps Hart's knee.
Vanessa: Hart is getting up slowly, trying to keep his eye on Assassin at the same time.
Eric: Assassin charges again, stomping Hart in the stomach.
Matt: Hart is trying to avoid these moves while he is down.
Vanessa: Hart rolls out of the ring for a breather... Assassin comes after him.
Eric: Hart rolls back into the ring, breathing heavily.
Matt: Assassin rolls himself in... Hart kicks him in the head, Assassin is in pain.
Vanessa: Hart helps him up by the head, then puts Assassin in a front headlock, he's really wrenching it in.
Eric: Assassin is struggling, it could be a choke.
Matt: Assassin grabs Hart's legs .. he's picking Hart up, atomic drop ....
Vanessa: Hart doesn't let go, Assassin goes down to one knee.
Eric: Hart bends over to get the leverage.
Matt: Small package by Assassin 1 -2 Hart releases the hold.
Vanessa: He had to, or he would have been pinned.
Eric: Hart is up first, Assassin still seems dazed.
Matt: Hart hooks Assassin for the headlock again .. no, vertical suplex.
Vanessa: Assassin comes crashing down hard. Hart gets up first again, he gets behind Assassin.
Eric: He's waiting for Assassin to get up .... and... German suplex!
Matt:Hart holds for the pin .. 1-2 kickout.
Vanessa: You think one little suplex will finish off the Assassin, I don't think ...
Eric: It's Assassin's turn to take a breather outside the ring.
Matt: Hart just waits, he's catching his breath too.
Vanessa: It looks like a push so far, both men have some new bruises.
Eric: Assassin pulls himself back up to the ring apron ... Hart charges him...
Matt: Assassin drops, pulls down the top rope, Hart goes over with a thud.
Vanessa: Assassin gets to the attack, he starts working on Hart's leg again ... kneedrop.
Eric: Hart reaches down to protect his knee, Assassin kicks it again.
Matt: The ref's count is at 5 ... this could be a double DQ.
Vanessa: Assassin has the presence of mind to roll back into the ring.
Eric: Hart gets up, he's limping a bit.
Matt: No doubt.
Vanessa: Such a spiderweb here on SNS.
Eric: The champ rolls back into the ring, Assassin charges at him.
Matt: Hart moves Assassin hits the corner hard.
Vanessa: The champ takes advantage ... gets behind Assassin .. Dragon Suplex.
Eric: Assassin landed hard, and Hart is up again.
Matt: Hart helps Assassin up again, gets behind him .. T-BONE Suplex.
Vanessa: Assassin looks out of it, but is this enough for a Hart pin?
Eric: Hart hooks the leg, 1-2-
Matt: Kickout by Asassin, he still lives and breathes.
Vanessa: Hart helps Assassin into the corner, and ... up to the top rope, what next?
Eric: Hart climbs to the second .. now top rope ... Hurricanrana?
Matt: He's hooking Assassin's trunks for a superplex.
Vanessa: Assassin pushes Hart .... OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Eric: Holy Crap!!!
Matt: Hart just went through the English announcer's table.
Vanessa: Huh? We speak English.
Eric: Not the Queen's English.
Matt: Hart is holding his shoulder, he must have hurt it during the fall.
Vanessa: Maybe during the landing.
Eric: Assassin jumps through the ropes, and throws Hart back in.
Matt: Hart is leaning hard to his right side.
Vanessa: Assassin gets behind him ..... ASSASSINATION.
Eric: He has it locked in ....
Matt: Hart is still standing though ...
Vanessa: Hart falls back into the turnbuckle, Assassin releases the hold.
Eric: Hart slams Assassin's into the turnbuckle, 1-2-3-4-5 .. you'll notice, with his left arm.
Matt: He whips Assassin to the opposite corner. He charges in knee first … but misses.
Vanessa: Assassin stumbles to the corner, he is waiting for Hart.
Eric: Hart turns around, holding his shoulder.
Matt: Assassin kicks him in the gut, looks like a powerbomb.
Vanessa: Assassin gets Hart up ... Hart slips out of Assassin's hold, slides behind him, turns him around ...
Eric: German Suplex ... Assassin's head slams hard against the turnbuckle, and that took out the ref!!!
Matt: Hart is up ... he's got the hobbled Assassin in a front headlock ...
Vanessa: Hart lifts him up ... looks like Ground...
Eric: Hart dropped Assassin, he screamed, he's in pain ....
Matt: Assassin, lands on his feet ... he grabs Hart from behind.
Vanessa: Assassination!
Eric: Hart and Assassin are in the middle of the ring. Hart is struggling hard, he's crawling toward the ropes.
Vanessa: Wait a minute…who's that?? Somebody's running down to the ring!!! That's Ronnie Torture!!!!
Matt: He's standing outside…watching. Assassin releases the Assassination, and picks up Hart…PILEDRIVER!!!
Eric: Uh oh…Torture just dove into the ring!! He attacks Assassin from behind!! And what the heck…he just picked
up Assassin, and did…WHAT WAS THAT???
Matt: I have no clue, but it looked painful as hell!!!!
Vanessa: He's putting Assasssin onto Hart…why??? Uh oh, here comes Loverboy Michael Torez!!! And is that Hellrazor
Kevin Kirkland too??
Eric: It is!!! Torez hits the ring first, and he goes after Torture, but Hellrazor goes after Assassin, and rolls
over Hart, putting him on top!!!
Matt: Torez and Torture are in the corner trading blows…and Hellrazor goes after the two, double clothesline over
the top rope!!! He exits the ring as well, and all three men go at it!!!
Eric: The referee is back up…he sees the pinfall and makes it…one…two…KICKOUT!! Assassin kicked out!!!
Matt: Uh oh…here comes the rest of The Asylum!!! There's Desmond Destiny, and Guererro Azteca!! Destiny jumps
the ring, and attacks the ref, and Azteca helps Torez on the outside!!
Vanessa: All hell is breaking loose!!!
DING DING DING
Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen, this match has been THROWN OUT!!!
Matt: I don't think that's going to stop these guys!!
(The lights go out.)
Eric: Not this shit again!!!
Matt: It looks so…wait a minute? What's that??
Vanessa: Up there! From the ceiling!!
Eric: That's a…that's a…
Vanessa: It's a cross you idiot, and it's ON FIRE!!! The crowd is going crazy!!
Matt: I don't believe it…a burning cross….it looks like it's going to descend right to the center of the ring!!!
Eric: Wait a minute…that's not a burning cross…that's a MAN BURNING!! His legs are together, and his arms are
spread out…
Vanessa: SWEET!! All the action outside the ring has stopped, and everyone is looking in awe…Assassin, Destiny,
Azteca, and Torez begin to leave, up the ramp, and Torture exits through the crowd. Hellrazor hangs around, while
Hart stands up in the ring, in awe…
Matt: Who is it???
Matt: I dunno…but the figure just landed, and the flame went out, and the guy took off some mask…Great, we're
pitch black again!!!
Vanessa: Patience….see!! They gave us some red lights!!
Eric: Who is that???
Matt: I don't know! He put his mask back on…but Hart looks like he knows who it is!!!
Eric: Wait a minute…the guy just attacked Hart!! He just picked him up…SQUARE DRIVER!!
Matt: The crowd is going crazy!! Who is this??? Is it Trahxela??? Is it the Inoculator???
("Hill of the Skull" by Joe Satriana begins to play, and the man begins to leave through the crowd, being
chased by Hellrazor Kevin Kirkland.)
Eric: We're out of time!! We'll be back next week….