March 26, 2000
Madison Square Garden
New York City, NY
(A
preview of the World Championship match is shown with black and
white clips from last week's events to the tune of "Carmina
Burina" by Ozzy Ozbourne. Brett Logan is seen being ruthlessly
attacked by Asylum, then DWO enters the ring and a brawl erupts.
The scene flips to the end of the Assassin/DM2k match where Brett
Logan limps down to ringside and faces the Assassin. The music
crescendos, then fades with Brett Logan pointing to Assassin at
the end of Sunday Night Superzone last Sunday.
Commissioner Massacre is seen wheeling himself toward a viewing
room in Madison Square Garden. The crowd boos loudly. He enters a
door marked "private" and slams it shut.
The camera moves to outside the arena where a long black limo
pulls up into the entrance hanger for Madison Square Garden. The
limo stops and its driver steps out and walks to the back of the
limo. He opens the door, and out walks Brett Logan to fan cheers.
He has on black sunglasses and is dressed in street clothes. He
looks at the camera for a second before walking out of view.
Suddenly, a blue Dodge Viper GT is seen pulling into the arena.
The cameraman walks around to the driver's side to see who it is.
The door swings open and out steps Diamond Mine. The crowd inside
the arena cheers when they see that it is Diamond Mine. He
doesn't even acknowledge the camera and walks past it towards the
locker rooms.
The Assassin is shown walking toward his locker room accompanied
by "The Insane Luchador" Guerro Azteca, War Dog and
Glory. The crowd gives him a nice pop.)
Masterson: Two men. . . .one night. . . one title. Tonight the
champion will be decided in Hell in a Cell. Hello and welcome to
CWF Overdrive, live from the American West Arena in Phoenix,
Arizona. I'm Eric Masterson. Joining me is Matt Murdock and
everyone's favorite eye candy, Vanessa McClure. We've got a hell
of a card tonight, culminating with the match we'll all be
waiting for, the current CWF champion The Assassin versus the
challenger, Brett Logan inside a steel cell. No one has been as
bold as to predict a large bump, but I'm pretty sure we'll see
something spectacular tonight since these men RARELY disappoint.
In between, we have a ladder match for the People's Title, a
Battle Royal and a triple threat tag team title match.
Murdock: That was
Diamond Mine we just saw too folks!! Why is he here?!!? He was at
last weeks SNS also!!
McLure: Maybe he's signed a contract with CWF. I'e read on the
internet that he was in deep contract discussions.
Masterson: Well we'll see tonight. Let's go to ringside and Chris
"Loudmouth Spracher for our Texas Tornado Rules Tag Match
between DWO members Blackbird 13 and Shawn Temp versus Lucifer
Crowely and the Padded One.
Blackbird 13 and Shawn Temp versus
Lucifer Crowely and the Padded One
Spracher: The following contest is
scheduled for one fall and is a Texas Tornado rules tag match.
("Down Came a
Blackbird" by Lila McCann hits the PA system. Blackbird and Shawn
Temp come out of the curtain to a series of cheers) They are members of the Darkside World
Order, BLACKBIRD 13 AND SHAWN TEMP!!
(They both
hit the ring and stand on the ropes. They then jump down and
await their opponents)
Spracher: And their opponents ("Mr. Crowley by Ozzy Ozbourne plays as Lucifer Crowley and
The Padded one both come out of the curtain and hit the ring.
They both stand in the opposite corner of the ring.) LUCIFER CROWLEY AND THE PADDED ONE!!!
Masterson: The bell rings and this match is underway...remember
folks, this is a texas tornado matchup.
Murdock: OH!! And the Padded One quick to go after Blackbird.
With a right, a left, another left!!
McClure: No, you idiot, that's left, right,
right....stupid...don't you know direction?
Masterson: Hey, I was just trying to find out if...uh...you guys
were awake, anyway, the Padded One is pounding away on Blackbird.
Murdock: But Temp is in there to get him a piece of the Padded
One's ass!! Temp with a kick to the gut of The Padded One!!
OHHH!! Dropkick, nicely done.
McClure: Sure was, but now Crowley's coming in there to get him
some of Temp!! This is pure mayhem!! Crowley snaps Temp back with
a Russian side leg sweep!! COVER!! 1.....2......NO!! Blackbird
interupts the count!!
Masterson: A cover already, what a fast paced matchup!! Blackbird
runs after The Padded One, and knocks him on his ass with a
clothesline!!
Murdock: And what a clothesline it was!! The Padded One is down,
and it looks like Temp is going after Crowley who was kicked in
the head earlier by Blackbird!! Temp picks him up, and down with
a well executed suplex!!
McClure: YES!! There ya go Shawn!! Kick his satanic ass!!
Masterson: Ummmm, ok.....anyway......Crowley is down, and Temp is
just stomping him over and over with stiff boots to the chest and
head!! OHH, that's brutal. Blackbird to the outside....
McClure: OH MY!! Is that a table I see?
Murdock: It sure as hell is, and Blackbird is setting it up on
the outside
and heads back toward the ring area!!
Masterson: Temp is continuously punishing Crowley while Blackbird
is getting his work done on the Padded One!! Jesus, what a
match!!
McClure: You can say that again.....my boys are kicking asses and
taking names!!
Murdock: Whats this, Blackbird has the Padded One up, and he's
going to....NO!! Temp was thrown at Blackbird and Blackbird
dropped the Padded One, but it looks like the Padded One fell
right on his head!!
Masterson: That hurts!! The Padded One is down, but Crowley is
fighting back, until finally, Temp falls to the mat!! Blackbird
runs toward Crowley, but no!! OH MY GOD!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!
McClure: Yes I most certainl.......
Masterson: I wasn't asking you, I was asking Murdock!!
Murdock: SHUT THE HELL UP!! DID YOU SEE THAT!! Crowley
chokeslamed a former CWF champion to the outside and through that
table!!!
Masterson: WOW!! And Blackbird is out of it, and it looks like
Temp is all alone with Crowley and the Padded One, who, finally
is starting to stir.
Murdock: Blackbird is fried, and Crowley is after Temp very
quickly!!
McClure: OH NO!! Blackbirds next to dead, and Temp isn't far
behind him!!
Murdock: Temp is getting his ass kicked!! BOOM DDT!!
COVER.....1......2......NO!!! KICKOUT!! How did he kick out?
McClure: Cause he's part of the DWO, that's how!! SHEESH!!
Masterson: You know, you are one stuck up bit......
Murdock: Watch is Masterson!! Anyway, Temp is out, and The Padded
One and Crowley are beating him into submission....but
Temp....TEMP!!!
Masterson: Temp is fighting back!! HOLY SHIT!!! He's still alive
and got fight in him!!
McClure: Of course he does, remember.....
Masterson: How could I forget? He's part of the D....W.....O. So
what? Anyway, Temp fighting back and he knocks Crowley to the
canvas!! Irish whip to the ropes goes the Padded One and
OHHHHH!!!
Murdock: Blackbird from out of nowhere trips up the Padded One
and it in the ring now after that vicious table spot earlier!!
Blackbird picks up Crowley and tosses him out of the ring
Masterson: Temp picks up Crowley, and Blackbird is on the top
rope....Temp to attempt a back body dr.....NO!!
Murdock: He has him up, and he is now in the clutches of
Blackbird!!
McClure: LAST FLIGHT......GOOD NIGHT!!
Murdock: COVER....1.........2..........NO! TPO breaks the count
at the last second. Crowley is out for the moment and Blackbird
and Temp are double-teaming TPO. Irish whip to the ropes, both
men bend down for a double backbody drop.
Masterson: TPO stops, gives an Ace Crusher to Shawn Temp and hits
Blackbird 13 a Rude Awakening neckbreaker. Here's the pin.
Ref: 1. . . . . . . . . . . .2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . .3! (The
bell sounds as Temp fails to break the pin at the last second. "Mr Crowely" plays again and referee
Mike Rotch lifts the hand of TPO and Lucifer Crowely.)
Spracher: The winners of the match, the team of the Padded One
and Lucifer Crowely. --The Padded One and Lucifer Crowely
win via pinfall at 9:35--
Masterson: What the hell is this?
Now Temp, Crowley and Blackbird are stomping the Padded One to
hell, this isn't right. Wait, Blackbird has a mic.
Blackbird: That`s what you get when you think you can run with
the DWO. Quote the Blackbird, Nevermore.
(Crowley
exchanges high fives with Temp and Blackbird as "Down Came a
Blackbird" plays again and all three men leave the
ring as Padded One is tended to in the ring and the camera's
focus shifts backstage.)
Wyler: I'm Johnny "Lowlife" Wyler
backstage with one of the windy city's finest and CWF's brighest
rookies, Travis Titan. (The crowd cheers for the rookie
superstar. Travis towers over Wyler, his head held high as he
tightens his black cut off glove on his right hand.) Travis what are your thoughts about your
match tonight with Jason Logan which many, including me, consider
being your toughest match yet?”
TT: “You know I have no doubts about my ability or even
that DWO piece of trash Jason Logan. Fighting 1 on 1 without a
doubt, it
would be one hell of a match. The only thing that I WOULD have
ever worried about is that lame stable DWO getting involved. But
you know Wyler, I don’t think DWO is going to be a force
tonight. You think its my toughest, you think its my easiest, it
makes no difference. I will do my damnedest to make sure I come
out with a victory.
(The scene then cuts to highlights of Travis Titan’s last
two matches, which involved Jason Logan)
Wyler: Last week, you were in a match in which you teamed up with
BB13 to take on Blackjack and Jason Logan. The week before, you
took on Blackjack in singles competition in which Jason
interfered costing you the victory and leaving you with a draw on
your record. Why do you think it is you and Jason have taken such
a dislike to each other?
TT: Well, fuel is always there to start a war between two guys in
a fed as good as this but I think Jason coming out screwing
around in my matches started the whole thing. Last week Logan, I
had a shit ass tag partner holding me down. The week before you
came out unexpected so I didn’t know what was happening.
This week is different. I expect there to be outside interference
from either DWO
or Blackjack or both. I also have no piss tag partner, I may even
have someone of talent in my corner. Who is it you ask? Well you
don’t have long to wait now. I have one warning and one
warning only for Jason. Jason. Tonight, you better have something
up your sleeve. Another performance like last week is going to
leave you with another big L on your record. (Travis Titan leaves) Back to you Matt.
(The bell rings 5 times and Spracher
enters the ring)
Spracher: Before our next match, I
would like to make a special announcement. We have a very special
guest to join our announce team for one match only. ("Eye in
the Sky" by The Alan Parsons Project begins to play. ) Now,
coming to the ringside area, originally from Alabama, now
residing in Phoenix, Arizona .. Charles Barkley!
(The crowd
stands up to cheer, as Barkley limps to the ring and takes a seat
.)
Barkley: Look ya'll, I only work a two man booth, so two of you
are going to have to find something else to do.
McLure: I'll take off my headset for you "Sir".
Masterson: Me too, anything for the Round Mound of Rebound.
(The bell
rings 5 more times)
"Hellrazor" Kevin
Kirkland versus Da Man 2000
Special Guest Announcer: Charles Barkley
Spracher: The following non-title
matchup is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time
limit.
(The lights
fall low and the the crowd falls silent. "Do you know who
you're fuc*in' with" by Fiend and Mia X, begins to play)
Coming to the ring, standing 7 feet tall and weighing 320 pounds,
from Detroit, Michigan, Da Man 2000!
(A strobe
spotlight starts to flash on the ramp, with the glimmer of a
"Q" necklace the only thing to flash with the light. A
high-pitched whistle blows and pyros explode next to the ramp. A
laser spells the letters "DM2K" on the smoke. Da Man
walks through the smoke to half-boos and half-cheers. He walks up
the ring steps and steps over the top rope.)
Spracher: And his opponent (Smoke blows upwards from the ramp and "Hellrazor" by
Tupac starts to boom through
the sound system.)
current CWF Intercontinental Champion Hellrazor, Kevin Kirkland.
(Kirkland's
face appears on the CWF-Tron screen and blood rolls down in front
of it. A laser spells "Thug Life" on the smoke and then
a fan blows a hole in it and Kirkland steps through the hole. He
walks, holding a large glass bottle. He walks up the steps and
steps through the ropes, then spits something into DM2K's face.
Da Man charges him and Kirkland smashes the bottle over his
head.)
Barkley: Man, that looked like me and Karl Malone under the
boards.
(The ref
gets in Kirkland's face. Kirkland steps around the ref, sits on
the chest of Da Man and starts to punch him in the face. He
stops, smiles, and reaches down to Da Man's neck, snatching the Q
from his neck. He holds it above his head, then throws it into
the crowd, where a group of fans start brawling with one other to
get it.The bell rings to start the match)
Murdock: We can see that these two don't like one another, but
that was little much to start a match.
Barkley: Matt? Oh yeah, Hellrazor is not a role model.
Murdock: Hellrazor is strutting around the ring .. but Da Man is
getting up, blood coming from his cheek.
Barkley: Hellrazor turns .. 7 Foot Spear by Da Man .. the two are
rolling on the mat.
Murdock: Da Man ends up on top ... he's returning those punches
to the face that Kirkland offered up a few moments ago.
Barkley: I like Da Man on the bottom better, less work.
Murdock: They are tangled in the ropes, the ref is trying to pull
Da Man off of Kirkland.
Barkley: He's successful. Kirkland rolls out of the ring to catch
his breath. Da Man is stalking like a pantherin the ring, calling
Kirkland back in.
Murdock: Da Man has really lost his cool, that's just not like
him, it must be the blood.
Barkley: No, Da Man isn't the Da Wuss, you just don't understand
sports Matt.
Murdock: Kirkland walks back up the steps, the ref is to seven in
his count. DaMan backs off and Kirkland gets back in the ring.
Barkley: The two lock up immediately, DM2K looks to have the
advantage.
Murdock: In a test of strength, there are few who can match up
with him.
Barkley: DaMan grabs Kirkland's arm and goes behind him,
hammerlock.
Murdock: Da Man is really wrenching it hard, Kirkland is trying
to get to the ropes, but DaMan is controlling the situation. He
lets the hammerlock go and swings around in front of Kirkland ..
DDT.
Barkley: Kirkland is down like the Clippers. Da Man grabs him by
the head and helps him up. Arm whip to the ropes .. Clothesline.
Murdock: Kirkland is down, Da Man grabs his head again .. low
blow by Kirkland.
Barkley: Da Man is down to his knees. Kirkland is on his knees ..
Kirkland punches Da Man in the face.. he falls over onto his
side.
Murdock: Kirkland crawls over to the corner to clear his head and
pull himself back up.
Barkley: DaMan is on hands and knees, not looking at Kirkland,
probably hoping he can still be Da Father someday.
Murdock: Kirkland makes his move on DM2K ... he kicks Da Man in
the ribs .. he's stomping at his left knee.
Barkley: Kirkland is dragging DaMan to the center of the ring ..
he's making the whirlybird sign for the .... Figure-4? Has he
ever done that before?
Murdock: DaMan makes that a moot point with a boot to the trunks
of Kirkland, sending him into the corner.
Barkley: Kirkland stops short of the turnbuckle.
Murdock: He's circling back at DaMan, DaMan is getting up.
Barkley: Kirkland meets him with a front facelock .. oh, he's
trying to get Da Man up for a vertical suplex, but DM is fighting
it.
Murdock: He tries again .... DM is fighting him again. Kirkland
DDTs him.
Barkley: Well, three times and you're out.
Murdock: DM2K looks to be out. Kirkland covers him, DM kicks out
with no count by the ref.
Barkley: Kirkland pulls DaMan up .. whip to the ropes, DM ducks
the clothesline and comes back with ... a flying forearm.
Murdock: Kirkland is down, Da Man is down.
Barkley: Da Man is getting up more quickly, but he's trying to
shake the strain out of his knee. Kirkland is pulling himself up
the ropes ... Da Man charges with a clothesline .. they both go
over the ropes, both men are on the floor.
Murdock: The ref is counting.
Ref: 1...
Barkley: Da Man rams Kirkland into the steel steps.
Ref: 2 ...
Murdock: He's slamming Kirkland's head against them now.
Ref: 3 ...
Barkley: Kirkland blocks Da Man and slams his head into the
steps.
Ref: 4 ...
Murdock: Da Man is whipped into the guard rail.
Ref: 5 ...
Barkley: Kirkland charges and spears Da Man in the gut.
Ref: 6 ...
Murdock: Kirkland tries to spear DM again.
Ref: 7...
Barkley: DM blocks Kirkland and picks him up for a powerbomb.
Ref: 8 ....
Murdock: Wait, someone just ran into the ring .. the ref starts
to beat him down, it's a stupid fan, damnit, those damn fans.
Barkley: Da Man just hit Kirkland with a running Powerbomb ..
he's rolling Kirkland back into the ring.
Murdock: Security is taking away the fan, the ref is in place for
a count.
Barkley: 1-2 ...
Murdock: Kickout by Kirkland. Da man is yelling at the ref for a
slow count.
Barkley: Didn't look slow to me.
Murdock: Kirkland is getting the best of this argument, catching
his breath.
Barkley: Da Man turns to find Kirkland, but he's not there ..
he's behind Da Man!
Murdock: Kirkland hits DM in the Kidney ... And pulls his head
down from behind ... REVERSE DDT!!!
Barkley: Kirkland goes for the cover ...
Murdock: 1-2 ...
Barkley: Kickout by Da Man.
Murdock: Kirkland whips DaMan to the ropes ... he catches him on
the bounce ... Short Arm Chokeslam!
Barkley: Kirkland tries for a cover.
Murdock: 1-2 ...
Barkley: Kickout by Da Man ..
Murdock: Kirkland helps him up again .. Da Man reverses it ..
whips Kirkland to the ropes .. Samoan Drop... Kirkland is
stunned.
Barkley: DaMan pulls him up, whips him to the ropes again ..
hoists him up seven feet on his shoulders ... Death Valley
Driver.
Murdock: He picks Kirkland up for the Milennium .. no .. Kirkland
slides over his shoulder and behind him.
Barkley: Kirkland bounces off the ropes ... clothesline to the
back of DM2K's head ... Da Man is down!
Murdock: Kirkland steps in front of Da Man and points to his arm
.. here comes ...
Barkley: The Lethal Injection Piledriver.
Murdock: Kirkland hit it, he rolls Da Man over.
Barkley: He covers DM2K.
Ref: 1. . . . . . . . . . .2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3!
Barkley: Kirkland wins with a slam dunk in the final seconds.
(The ref
signals for the end bell and Spracher enters the ring with a
microphone.)
Spracher: Your winner, Kevin Kirkland! --Kirkland wins
via pinfall at 9:32--
Murdock: Wait, what's this? Here comes Jason Logan down to the
ring, (Logan
jumps into the ring and he and DM2K knock out Kirkland. Jason
grabs a mic and speaks.)
Jason Logan: Kirkland, as you know, Brett is back there getting
ready for his title match, so he can't be here to deliver this
gift to you. So he has sent me out instead. Kirkland, you will
realize that dragging on DWO is not a good idea, and is a
complete mistake. Consider this....a learning experience if you
will. (Logan
drops the microphone and slides a table into the ring. He sets it
up and DM2K prepares to execute the "Drop of
Perfection" on Kirkland when a woman's scream sounds over
the PA system, then fades into hysterical laughter as "By Demons Be
Driven" by Pantera plays).
Murdock: What is this, Asylum is at the top of the ramp!
Assassin, Azteca, War Dog, Glory. They are coming down the ramp
and Jason Logan and DM2K look a little worried.
Barkley: That murderer's row is like the 1989 and 90 Piston's
lineup.
Murdock: Da Man is in trouble. Logan stands at the front of the
ring and Kirkland is yelling at them to bring it on.
McLure: (grabs a headset) Oh no, get up Quentin, get out!
Barkley: Looks like a beatdown coming.
Murdock: Asylum is surrounding the ring .. where is the DWO?
Barkley: Man, this isn't the town to be all alone in.
(McLure
throws down her headset and runs up the ramp)
Murdock: Each member of Asylum is on the apron now, they are
entering the ring.
Barkley: This is looking ugly, not as ugly as Patrick Ewing, but
ugly.
(Assassin
holds up a microphone and War Dog and Glory grab Kirkland ..
hoisting him into the air)
Assassin: Your winner, and the NEWEST Member of Asylum ..
Hellrazor!!!!
Murdock: Oh my goodness, Asylum, Kirkland is Asylum!!!
Barkley: That was a swerve, like when I hid under the serving
dish cover and scared Manute Bol back in Philly.
(Asylum
walks past Dm2K and Logan and exits through the crowd as the DWO
starts down the ramp. A woman's scream fades into hysterical
laughter as "By
Demons Be Driven" by Pantera plays.)
Masterson:
I guess adding someone to replace Torez was elementary, now
Asylum has the CWF champion, the CWF tag champions and the CWF
Intercontinental Champion with Azteca getting a shot at the
People's belt next. Good Lord, DWO better do something and quick.
(The lights
suddenly go out and a single guitar plays slowly. Some fans start
to cheer, knowing the song they wait with anticipation. The song
starts to speed up, with other industrial sounds in the
background.
A purple spotlight finds a small woman on the stage. She raises
her hands and there is a quick drum roll ... "What If?" by
Creed starts
and some people in the crowd start to headbang. With the big
start of the song, the lights come back on. There is a huge Asian
man in the ring. He has a white goatee and flat top and is
wearing a dark blue military field uniform. He grabs Da Man 2000
by the waist and lifts him into the air with a bearhug. Then, in
one motion, he suplexes him out of the ring and Da Man 2000
crashes through a table. The man then slides through the
ropes and piledrives DM2K with a double underhook piledriver on
the rubble of the table.
The man jumps back in the ring and grabs the ring announcer's
microphone.)
Man: I am Ian "Ice" Prentis, and that was "Black
Ice" .. very dangerous it'll make you slip into
unconciousness. I am 6 feet, 9 inches of pain and 325 pounds of
muscle for the CWF.
IP: In the CWF, there has been a bar set by management and the
level of competition. . . .now, it wil have to be taken higher. I
will take
it higher. And when I do, who will be able to answer the
challenge?
(The
refrain "Will you take me higher?" plays over the
loudspeaker and the lights turn out again, except the purple
light on the woman. Then it goes out and they are both gone.)
Masterson:
What in the sam hell was that all about? I haven't even heard of
that guy and I don't know for sure if he even has a contract.
Murdock: Who knows? Maybe Johnny Wyler does, he's
backstage with CWF People's Champion Crazy Carl "Master of
the Custodial Arts" Benton.
(Crazy Carl is
seen walking towards the entrance for his match against Guererro
Azteca. He then is confronted by Johnny Wyler. Wyler
tries to get Carl to open up about the match)
Wyler: Carl, you finally acheived a measure of success. You are
the People's Champion. Do you feel confident that you can beat
Azteca tonight?
Carl: Are you shitting me you little bastard? I know for a fact
that I'm going to beat Azteca. For all I care he can shove a
burrito up his ass and hop around like a faggot.
Wyler: Well the talk is that---
Carl: Time to go, fruit. Later
(Carl pushes
Wyler out of the way and walks towards the entrance.)
Wyler:
Crazy indeed. Back to you guys.
(In another backstage shot, the camera shows Crazy Carl's
sidekick, Demented Don, in the back, walking down one of the hallways. He is tired and mutters to himself)
Don: I shood reelie leavhe tha figtin stauff to Cal', ah jus
ain't cut awt fo thes tipe o deel... Ooooh, whet does we halv
hear?
(The camera
shows a large brown net on the floor, and on top of that is
a large can of 'Afro Sheen')
Don: Oh, purfact! Ma fro neads a lil' tuch hup, hits aw mesd up.
Iwl jist stap oer this hea net and...
(The net snaps up suddenly, catching Demented Don in it's
clutches. Demented Don is hanging in the air, helpless! Don
struggles to get
free, and is angrily yelling for someone to let him out)
Don: Hey, whut's da big idia? Lit me owt uf hear!
(Out steps 'The Insane Luchador', Guerrero Azteca, bat in hand to
crowd cheers. Next to him is the Assassin)
Guerrero: See, Assassin? I told you he'd be stupid enough to fall
for
that!
Assassin: Well whadda ya know? I guess I owe you a beer.
Azteca: Damn right! Oh, don't worry, I've got this one... Hey
Don! This is just so you won't try to interfere in my match!
Nothing personal.
(With that, Guerrero starts beating on the helpless Don with the
bat. Demented Don is screaming in pain! After a few minutes, a
few things fall to the floor: An Afro Pick, a gold tooth, a suede
wallet, and the can of 'Afro Sheen'. Guerrero looks at the
objects and shakes his
head)
Azteca: Damn, Don, your afro-piņata ass sure does give out
stupid
prizes.
(Guerrero
hits him one more time for good measure)
Azteca: Now stay, while I go beat the crap out of your buddy,
Carl.
(Azteca
leaves)
Masterson: Did you see that?!
McLure: Wow, nice mean streak being shown by Azteca! That turns
me on!
Masterson: Please, you're easier to turn on than a t.v. Can we
just
get to our next match?
Crazy Carl "Master of the Custodial Arts" Benton versus "The Insane Luchador" Guerro Azteca
Spracher:
Our next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a "Ladder
Match" match for the CWF Peoples Title!!! Introducing first,
the challenger, from Cincinnati, Ohio, weighing in at 235 lbs,
and the Reigning CWF Peoples Champion! CRAZY CARL “MASTER OF
THE CUSTODIAL ARTS” BENTON!!!
("Inside Out" by
Anthrax
plays over the speakersystem as Carl steps out from the back. He
is wearing a pair of blue overalls and is pushing a mop bucket
full of cleaning supplies to the ring. He leaves the bucket
outside and slides into the ring to await the champion)
Spracher: And his opponent, from Acapulco, Mexico, standing 6
foot 1 and weighing in at 251 pounds! “THE INSANE
LUCHADOR” GUERRERO AZTECA!!!
("Desperado" by
Los Lobos
plays as Azteca comes out onto the rampway. He walks down to a
sea of boos as he runs and slides in the ring. He immediately
climbs the turnbuckle and points to the crowd. He turns back and
points to Carl as he jumps down. The bell sounds)
Masterson: And Azteca not wasting any time getting this baby
started, goes right after Carl, and it looks like his strategy is
paying off, Benton seems to have been caught off guard. He
counters. The Champion is hammering away with rights and lefts,
Irish whip, and a nice backbody drop on Azteca.
McLure: Just as a reminder, the way you win this match is to
climb up the ladder and retrieve the Peoples Title that is
hanging there.
Murdock: That’s Right. Benton is back up to one knee, and is
trying to fight back with body blows, but Azteca puts a stop to
that with a quick thumb to the eyes. Azteca now sets up Carl, and
hits a nice Jumping Arm Breaker! A few vicious stomps by
Azteca...
Masterson: Benton back up, and he's Irish whipped into the
turnbuckle! Azteca follows him in, but Carl able to counter with
an elbow. Azteca tries again, but this time gets a kick to the
stomach and a nice Gutwrench Suplex!
Murdock: Carl sits on the top turnbuckle, measures him up, and
hits a flying elbow! Now Benton is in control, and he looks to be
heading for the ladder.
(Carl tries
to climb the ladder but is stopped by Azteca. He pulls him by the
back of his pants, and throws him off)
McLure: What an idiot! He can't win that way!
Masterson: Maybe not, but he can always try. He now picks up
Azteca and tosses him over the top rope to the outside! Azteca
took a nasty spill, and Carl looks to take advantage!
Murdock: Crazy Carl goes over to his mop bucket, brings out the
mop, and wham! He just broke the mop over Azteca’s back!
McLure: Ouch! Come on, Azteca!
Murdock: Azteca back in the ring, and he is going for the title
again, but he stops halfway up. He wants more of Azteca!!
Masterson: Crazy Carl at the edge of the ropes, and YES!!! He
just leaped over onto Azteca!!! That was Great!!
Murdock: Azteca squirming around on the ground, while Carl
celebrates and gets into it with the fans! And they're cheering!
Masterson: Benton finally directs his attention back to Azteca,
and a Low Blow by Azteca! Crazy Carl is down!
McLure: Come here, Azteca! Come here!
(Azteca
climbs in the ring and tries to get the title, but he looks
behind him, and carl is no longer outside the ring. He turns to
the turnbuckle, but too late, and carl comes out of nowhere to
nail him from the top rope with a dropkick. Azteca, Carl, and the
ladder all go down)
McLure: NO!
Masterson: That was a great move that looks to have knocked the
wind out of all 3 men. Now Azteca is up, and working over Carl,
sets him up, and hits a perfect Pulling Piledriver right on the
floor!
Murdock: Azteca now is getting a chair, and is viciously beating
down the Master of the Custodial Arts! Carl is trying to curl up
into a little ball but the damage is done!
McLure: Carl is out, and Azteca is setting up the chair on top of
Benton. He goes to the top rope, and sets up. He leaps and YES!!
Moonsault from the top rope onto the Chair on carl. Nice move!
Masterson: Azteca seems happy with that move, and is gonna try to
win it with that. He sets up the ladder, and is trying to climb
again, but NO! Benton is grabbing his leg! He isn’t gonna
let Azteca up there! Azteca jumps down and kicks Benton in the
face. He slaps on a headlock as the fans chant.
("Carl!
Carl! Carl!" chants start up)
Murdock: Azteca applying that headlock stronger, and is trying to
make Carl pass out. Carl is trying to get up. He is on his knees.
He is too his feet! The fans are cheering louder! Carl starts to
elbow Azteca, and trys for ddt but Azteca doesn’t come with
him. Azteca runs and jumps to the top rope, and does another
Moonsault right onto Carl. He stops the comeback!
McLure: Azteca has complete control of this match right now. He
has Carl on the top rope, and is gonna try a Frankensteiner. He
NAILS IT!!! Carl is out, and isn’t getting up! Azteca thinks
he has it won! He is going for the title!
(Azteca
starts to climb, and quite fast. He gets up all the way, and has
the tip of his fingers on the title, when Carl grabs him by the
foot again. Azteca trying his best, but Carl is pulling him back
down! Both men on the 3rd rung. Azteca grabs him and they come
crashing down)
Masterson: MAN! What a fall by both men! These guys can’t do
anything if they can’t get up!
(The fans
chant "Carl!" over and over)
Murdock: Both men are still down, I think that took alot out of
Azteca as well as Carl. And Azteca is stirring!
McLure: Come on Azteca, now's your chance!
Masterson: Carl is up, he slides over to the ladder and slowly
makes his way up the ladder. But Azteca is stirring as well!
Murdock: Carl is climbing the ladder, and he's only a few feet
away from winning this match, but here comes Azteca, and he just
pushed Carl off the top of the ladder and straight into the
ropes!!! What a fall! And Azteca, off the top rope hits a big
splash onto carl. Both men are down again!
Masterson: Both men having trouble standing now, but Carl is
first up. They are both right beside the fallen ladder, each on
different sides.
McLure: Both men are picking up the ladder now. This is great.
They are both climbing!
Murdock: Who will get to the title first!?
Masterson: I don’t know, but Carl isn’t gonna let
Azteca get there first. He is reaching across the ladder and is
trying to throw him off. Azteca grabs carl, but Carl lets go and
Azteca falls flat on his back!
McLure: No Azteca! He is down and out! Carl has a free pass to
get the title!
Murdock: Wait! Azteca is standing up! He refuses to let Carl beat
him again!
Masterson: He is up, but not going for the ladder, as Carl is
almost there. Azteca is on the top rope. He leaps, and drop kicks
the ladder and NO!!! Carl and the ladder just flew down and hit
the ropes. Carl hit the ropes and went over. He is out on the
ground!
McLure: Yes! Azteca is the only one in the ring now. He has the
ladder up now, and is climbing it. Carl is still down. Azteca
waves for the title, but wait, he's looking down at the ground.
What is he doing?
Masterson:
Oh my God! A frog splash off the top of the ladder onto Crazy
Carl! What a move! The crowd is going nuts and Carl seems to have
caught the worst of that one, he's clutching his ribs on the
ground.
Murdock: This one HAS to be over folks and it looks like we have
a new People's Champion. Azteca has the ladder up and YES he's
got it!
(The bell rings signifying the end of the match. "Desperado" plays and the ref raises
Azteca's hand in victory.)
Spracher: Your winner and NEW PEOPLES CHAMPION!!!!!! Guerrero
Azteca!
McClure: Impressive showing by both wrestlers, but Azteca comes
out on top. Let's go to replay (a replay of Azteca's dropkick on the
ladder, then the frog splash from the top of the ladder). --Guerro Azteca
wins via reaching the title first at 10:15--
Masterson:
We're almost ready for our triple threat tag title match between
Extreme Icon and Niko Rage, the champions, Glory and War Dog, and
Surfer Dude and a mystery partner.
McClure: I can't wait for this match!
(The scene
cuts to backstage with Wyler in fromt of DM2K locker room)
Wyler:
I have been looking all over the backstage
area for Diamond Mine tonight and now I have found him. He is in
the locker room behind me, the locker room of Da Man 2000. Let's
see if we can get a word from him.
(Wyler knocks on the door and it is soon opened by Da Man 2000.
We can see Diamond Mine relaxing on the couch watching the event
on a monitor. DM2K invites the cameraman and Wyler in and Johnny
sits down beside Diamond Mine and begins to speak.)
Wyler: Diamond Mine, can we have a minute of your time?
DM: I guess so, I had planned on just relaxing tonight but I can
cut a promo for you and the CWF fans.
Wyler: So Diamond Mine, you say that you are here to relax. Why
not just stay at home and order the Pay Per View?
DM: Last time I checked it was alright for someone to visit one
of their friends, or has that changed?
Wyler: Well, I don't know if you're aware or not but after you
appeared last week on Sunday Night Superzone, the rumours have
been all
over the internet that you've signed a CWF contract. Do you care
to comment?
DM: The internet, while some sites can have legitimate
information on them, they are few and far between. I have not
signed anything for the CWF, I was simply visiting friends that
wrestle here and I caught the show, it's as simple as that. Don't
take everything you read on the internet at face value, hell, I
could post some rumour and people would believe it. Come on
Johnny, really now.
Wyler: So you are not going to be wrestling in the CWF anytime
soon?
DM: You're slow aren't you, I know that the CWF Office and
especially CWF President Matt Vaughn wants me to wrestle here but
you can't blame him, the ratings that I bring to any show I
appear on is reason enough to sign me to a long term, 7 figure
contract. I heard that last Sunday's show was the highest rated
broadcast this year, no surprise there.
Wyler: Well I guess there you have it guys, Diamond
Mine hasn't signed any form of contract for the CWF and he is
just here
visiting some of his friends. Back to you at rignside.
The Extreme Icon and Niko Rage versus Surfer Dude and ???????? versus Glory and War Dog
Spracher: The following match is
scheduled for one fall and is for the CWF Tag Team Titles.
Introducing first, at a combined weight of 495 lbs, from Niko
Rage and the Extreme Icon!
("Killing In the
Name" by Rage Against the Machine plays as Rage and Icon walk to
the ring. Rage walks down the ramp leisurely as the fireworks
display goes off behind the two partners. Icon is standing at the
end of the rampway with his arms crossed. A few seconds later,
they finish their entrance and get into their ring.)
Spracher: Their opponents, Surfer Dude! And his partner. . .(Spracher looks confused
because his earpiece is going off. He listens to the
announcement and then addresses the crowd again...) Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been
informed that the Surfer Dude will be fighting alone in
tonight'ss tag team title match.
("Selling the
Drama" by Live plays as the Surfer Dude walks down to
the
ring. The crowd stirs up and cheers for him. He gets up on the
apron, looking at Rage and Icon. He wipes his feet on the apron
and gets
into the ring.)
Spracher: And their opponents, the current CWF tag team
champions, War Dog and Glory!
("By Demons Be
Driven" by Pantera plays as the crowd stands to their feet.
Glory and the War Dog come out. They walk down to the ring
accompanied by Jillian. They get into the ring as referee Mike
Rotch informs them of the rules and SD's dilemma. The two full
teams smile at each other as Rotch calls for the bell.)
Masterson: Here, we go as Glory and Surfer Dude and Rage lock up
in the ring. They all push each other away. Rage now locks up
with Glory as Dude takes a step back. Glory shoves Rage down and
a spinning heel kick to the back of Glory's head as he wasn't
paying attention.
Murdock: Dude now picks up Glory and gives him an Irish whip into
the ropes and there's a clothesline. Glory is on his back and
Dude delivers a quick leg drop. Rage catches Dude from behind,
kidney punches him and gives him an inverted DDT. Rage now picks
up Glory and gut punches him. He points to the corner where War
Dog is, Rotch looks and Rage punches Glory right in his grill.
Masterson: He gives a quick DDT to the hunched over Glory. He
goes back toDude, but he's caught in a small package. Rotch for
the count but not even a one count. Dude gets up and lands an
open fist right into Rage's face. Rage rolls over to his corner
and tags in the Icon. Glory goes and tags in War Dog. Dude just
tags himself.
McClure: Running lariat by War Dog, but Dude ducks and throws him
into the corner but he misses the running elbow to his temple by
Icon. Icon gets over top of Dude and here is that weird ass
finisher once again. He starts to hammer Dude in the face with
rights and lefts.
Murdock: What the hell do we call that move? Anyway, Dude seems
to be in a little bit of trouble because he is going stag in this
match. Maybe a grand entrance will prove to be a moment where his
partner comes out. There is still no word on who it is.
Masterson: Rotch pulls Icon off of Dude and War Dog is waiting,
with a kick to the gut and a textbook vertical suplex. Dog puts
Icon in a headlock now. He is grinding into Icon pretty good.
Dude is now staggering up but he falls forward headbutting Icon
right in his crown jewels. Icon yells in pain!
Murdock: It doesn't look like somebody is starting a family
anytime soon.
Masterson: Dude gets back up and delivers the knee right to Dog's
nose. Dog falls back and is clutching his face. His nose is
bleeding like crazy. He might have a broken nose.
McClure: Dog tags in Glory and he runs in and starts to clean
house. Glory is laying the lefts and rights to everyone. Dude is
launched over the top. Icon is knocked back into the corner. Rage
goes up top but he is caught by Glory and there is a super plex.
Rage rolls under the ropes and to the outside.
Murdock: Here comes Da Man 2000 and Brett Logan. I guess they
want a front row seat, they're standing next to us at ringside.
Masterson: Rotch is trying to
restore order and he is not making much
progress. Icon catches him with a super kick right to the face.
Icon makes the cover, the count by Rotch, but a kickout at one.
Icon picks up Glory, whips him into the ropes and a clothesline
to his breadbasket. A powerbomb by Icon. He gets up and sets him
up in the tree of Whoa (Joey Lawrence style Whoa).
Murdock: That was extremely unfunny. Icon gets ready to run into
Glory and there is Dude with a flying spear off the top ropes. He
is on top of Icon laying a few fists in. He gets up and drops a
quick elbow to Icon's sternum.
Masterson: Glory breaks out of the tree and shoves Dude into the
corner, catches him from behind and theres a perfect
belly-to-back suplex. He flips him over and there's a Boston
Crab. He is pulling back on Dude, Icon tags in Rage who gives a
cross body block to break the crab. He hooks Glory's leg and
Rotch with the count, 1, 2 and Dude somehow pulls off Rage. Rage
gives a swift boot to Dude's face who proceeds to fall through
the middle rope.
Murdock: Rage puts a blatant choke hold on Glory. War Dog tries
to get in to break the choke but Icon stops him and there's
another slug fest going on in the ring. It's one thing to wrestle
the Icon but it's quite another to slug it out with him. Only a
few people come to mind when I think about it. One is Azteca and
the other is Carl Benton.
Masterson: Icon is now beating Dog into a pulp and he is down in
the corner. Icon grbas onto the ropes for balance and he is
stomping away like a mad man on Dog. Dude comes in and delivers a
chop block to
Icon's leg. Icon gets up and gets back on the apron. Glory shoves
Rage away, who charges back at Glory and there is a spine buster
on Rage. Dude goes for the steal, and the count by Rotch but
there is a kick out at two.
McClure: Dude rolls to the apron and catches a breather. Glory
gets to his corner and tags in a pissed off War Dog. Rage is
getting up and he is caught by War Dog. He hooks his arms and
there is a tiger
bomb. The cover, Rotch down and counting.
Ref: 1. . .. . . . . . . . . . 2. . . . .. . . . . . . . .
Masterson: And Icon charges in and stomps War Dog over the head.
War Dog gets up right away and lays a hocker right in Icon's
face. Oh crap. Icon's eyes just got a glazed look over them. Icon
reaches and smacks Rage's shoulder. He is now the legal man and
here we go. Icon and Dog lock up and now we have a brawl. Icon
knees Dog in the stomach and flips him over. He picks him up and
gives him a side Russian leg sweep.
Murdock: What is Dude doing?
Masterson: It looks like he is just walking away. He throws his
hands in a good bye motion and just starts to walk up the
rampway. Glory is running after him and clotheslines him from
behind.
Murdock: Glory throws Dude over his shoulder and hauls him back
to the ring. This is very intriguing. I wonder what hes planning
to do.
Masterson: Icon just superbombed War Dog! Rage has caught up his
rest and he takes a tag from Icon. Rage sees the downed Surfer
Dude and tags Icon back in. It looks like a double team action.
Dude is getting up slowly, Icon lying in wait and there is the
kick and the Evenflow DDT. Dude is out cold. Glory takes the
Lightning Kick and falls to the outside. War Dog is getting up.
Murdock: And there is another Lightning Kick, and there's a War
Bomb by War Dog! He covers Icon, then Rage covers Surfer Dude.
Ref: 1. . . . . . . . . . . . . .2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. ... . . . . 3!
(He calls for the bell. Rage raises his hand in victory and Mike
Rotch raises War Dog's hand. Rage shoves Rotch and gives him a
lightning kick.)
Spracher: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match and
STILL tag team champions, the team of War Dog and Glory! (They are awarded the
belts by Mike Rotch as they celebrate and leave. Rage helps Icon
and Surfer Dude struggles to come to.) --War Dog and
Glory win via pinfall at 16: 23--
Masterson:
Looks like Logan and DM2K want to have a few words. (Extreme Icon stands back
and watches for a sec. Brett grabs a microphone and speaks)
Logan: Ya know Niko....you did the wrong thing my friend. You
turned down DWO for....That piece of shit over there just
watching what is happening, and Michael Torez? You are a dumber
man than I thought. Not only did you leave thoough, but you had
the audacity to run your mouth about DWO. Bad decision Niko, that
will get you hurt! So Niko, for the guys who never wanted you in
DWO like myself, and to all our fans out there, here is our gift
to you!
( Brett and Da Man start to beat the crap out of Niko.Icon tries
to stop it but Da Man grabs him and gives him a Millennium. Then
they turn back and add some more to niko. Michaal Torez runs down
to ringside but Da Man grabs him too. Brett gets out a table, and
slides it in the ring. He and Da Man do the "Drop of
Perfection" on Niko through the table. With all 3 men out in
the ring, they walk out smiling and with the fans cheering.)
Murdock: Looks like Extreme Perfection 2000 is just laying waste
to the CWF tonight. What a tag match but what a brutal way to
punish Niko Rage.
Masterson: Folks, we're just a battle royal and a single's match
away from the cell match between Brett Logan and the Assassin.
Next is the fight between Travis Titan and Brett's brother, Jason
Logan. Vanessa?
McClure: Thanks Eric. These two men have been feuding it up since
T2 came into the league a couple weeks ago and it'll come to head
right now as we head to ringside and Chris "Loudmouth"
Spracher.
Jason Logan versus Travis Titan
Spracher: The following
attraction is a wrestling contest, one fall, with a ten-minute
time limit. First, from Tampa, Florida, weighing 248 pounds Jason
Logan.
("Simon Says" by
Pharaohe Monche plays as the lights go out. Red and Blue
spotlights form at the Rampway. The spotlights move around the
entrance as Jason Logan walks out wearing baggy blue jeans, a red
baseball shirt, and a black bandanna. He has a necklace with a
dragon on the end. He heads to the ring hyping the crowd up as
the song plays. The people seem to love him, as he walks to the
ring. He slides into the ring and starts to raise his hands up
over and over again. He stops and freezes. The lights come back
on)
Spracher: And from The Windy City, weight unpublished, height
unpublished, phone number unpublished, Travis Titan ......
(The lights turn down and a drum beats slowly ... then the riff
of a guitar and a mechanical voice "I am Iron Man" as Black Sabbath's
"Iron Man" plays, reminiscent of the kings of the
Windy City .. The Road Warriors. Titan runs to the ring and
slides in, to the cheers of the crowd. The ref signals for the
bell and the match is under way.)
Masterson: Once again, we gather in attendance to watch a
skirmish between Jason Logan and Titan
Murdock: These two just have a great hatred for one another, will
it ever stop?
McClure: Not as long as these two have nothing better to focus
on, which they just don’t.
Masterson: They are staring each other down .. How will this
match be different than the others Vanessa?
McClure: I don’t know .. I predict fast and furious ...
Murdock: Logan and Titan lock up, and Logan headbutts Titan and
punches him in the face
Masterson: When these two fight, it degenerates into a brawl
McClure: Logan whips Titan to the ropes and elbows him in the
face
Masterson: Titan is starting off slow here.
Murdock: Logan kicks him in the armpit and pulls him up.
McClure: Armwhip to the corner, Titan is sagging.
Masterson: Logan rushes the corner .. BIG BOOT to the face.
Murdock: Logan is staggered, Titan clotheslines him.
McClure: Titan is shaking out his cobwebs, and goes for a
standing suplex. He lifts Logan up and ...
Murdock: His legs are looking a little wobbly, they both fall
over.
Mastersone: Logan pulls himself up the ropes.
McClure: Titan looks like he has his wits again and is standing
up.
Murdock: He walks over to Logan and clubs him on the back of his
neck.
Masterson: Logan is down on one knee .. Oh my.
McClure: Low blow by Logan, Titan crumples to the mat
Murdock: That’s not Logan’s style.
McClure: It is now.
Masterson: Logan pulls himself up again, he’s climbing the
ropes, he slips .. no ... he is climbing again.
Murdock: He’s taking too long.
McClure: Titan stands up and falls into the opposite corner from
Logan, that’ll be too far to jump from.
Masterson: Logan’s standing on the top rope, he look s back
and ... now he sees that his climb was for nothing.
Murdock: Logan jumps down to the mat, he’s starting to walk
toward Titan .
McClure: Titan is walking toward Logan.
Murdock: Titan spears Logan out of nowhere.
Masterson: He’s pounding Logan now.
McClure: Logan rolls over, he’s pounding Titan now.
Murdock: They roll into the ropes, and the ref tries to break
them up, but he can’t do it.
Masterson: They both fall to the floor.
McClure: Titan has a chair, Logan has a chair .. they both swing.
Murdock: Dueling chairs, just like a Douglas Fairbanks movie.
Masterson: Logan kicks at Titan and get s hit in the knee, his
bad knee.
Murdock: Bad move, Titan swings at Logans head, BLOCKED.
McClure: Whew, that wouldn’t have been a nice thing.
Masterson: Logan jabs his chair into Titan’s stomach and
retreats back into the ring to check on his knee.
Murdock: Titan slides back in, too.
McClure: Back and forth, just like sissy-ass tennis.
Masterson: Titan throws his chair down and motions for Logan to
“Come on”.
Murdock: Logan throws his chair at Titan and charges. Ooops,
Titan jumped to avoid the chair, but got hit by the running
Logan.
McClure: Logan picks Titan up on his shoulder .. DVD, and that
wasn’t with alternate sound channel.
Murdock: The ref counts ... 1 -2 -.
Masterson: Kick out by Titan.
McClure: That took alot.
Masterson: Logan slaps the mat, showing the ref the proper pin
count.
Murdock: Titan rolled away while Logan was arguing.
McClure: Logan stands up .. oh, he gets dropkicked. Titan gets
behind him .. German Suplex.
Masterson: Logan is stunned, Titan goes for another German Suplex
.. Oh, heelkick to Titan’s groin.
Murdock: Logan gets behind Titan and ... DRAGON SUPLEX.
McClure: Now he is turning Titan over for .. Camel Clutch.
Masterson: Titan is in obvious pain.
Murdock: Yes, the ref is asking him if he willl submit.
McClure: He’s submitting, he’s giving up.
Masterson: No, he’s not he’s shaking his head
“no”.
McClure: I think he’s quitting.
Murdock: No, Titan is powering himself up, with Logan on his back
Masterson: He’s stumbling back towards the corner.
McClure: Logan pushes off and is sitting on the top rope.
Murdock: Titan turns around, Logan kicks him in the face.
Masterson: Titan falls against Logan, Logan is in perfect
position for the Darkside Walk, he stands up.
McClure: Ow, payback is a bitch ... Titan gives Logan a crotch
shot.
Murdock: Titan to the top rope ... Windy City Blowdown!!!
Masterson: Both men are down, both men are down.
Murdock: Titan rolls over on to Logan, the ref is counting ...
Vanessa:
1 .....
2 ....
3!
Spracher:(The bell rings) The winner of the match, Travis Titan!! --Travis Titan wins via pinfall
at 9:22--
Masterson: What a match .. Logan was much more aggressive than I
have seen him in quite a while.
Murdock: Both men are still down, neither looks like the winner
here.
McClure: Well, while the combatants for our battle royal make
their way to the ring, I've got a directive with the league's
official seal on it that says the winner will receive the CWF
United States Championship belt. That winner will face CWF
Intercontinental Champion "Hellrazor" Kevin Kirkland at
the next SNS for a title unification match. The name of that
title has yet to be decided. We also will have a guest referee in
the CWF Heavyweight title match and a special guest announcer. I
wonder who it could be, Charles Barkley was already here. Maybe
Justin Timberlake. He's yummy.
Battle Royal between Wes, The Con, Special K, Demented Don, "The Mercenary" Dirk Stone
Murdock: Well, here we are at the
end of Overdrive with just our title match left. The cell is
s]lowly descending from the ceiling and the crowd is on its feet.
They're going crazy. (The bell rings. A woman's scream sounds
over the PA system, then fades into hysterical laughter as "By Demons Be
Driven" by Pantera plays and Xania, who holds a microphone, walks
down to ringside wheeling Minister Massacre, who wears a referee
shirt. A pair of metal crutches are hung behind the wheelchair.) The Assassin versus Brett Logan A very special
thanks to: The Handler of Brett Logan and Ed for writing the five
matches I was missing and helping me out. Enjoy!
Spracher: (The bell rings 5 times) Our next event will be a battle royal,
featuring some of the great young stars of the CWF.
(The combatants are already in the ring .... Rickey Paige,
Demented Don, Wes, Con, Special K, Blackjack and Dirk Stone.)
(The ref
signals, the bell sounds, and the match begins.)
Masterson: The bell has rung and this match is underway ... oh
look at that ... Rickey Paige just threw Blackjack over the top
rope!
Murdock: That was quick .. now Paige is flexing in the ring....
Uh oh ... Don just eliminated him with the Lightning Superkick!
McLure: Con rushes Don and tries to throw him over the top rope.
but Don is holding on for his life.
Masterson: It's a battle of the rhyming names in the red corner.
Murdock: Dirk Stone and Special K are going at it, K just whipped
Stone into the ropes ... clothesline, Stone is down.
McLure: Con and Don are going toe to toe folks ... and out of
nowhere, Wes just dropkicked Con into Don .. Don is eliminated.
Masterson: K is stomping Dirk .. he whips him into the ropes
again, Dirk ducks the clothesline ... DDT by Stone .. K is down
and dazed ... Dirk mounts the second rope .. he's lining up his
elbow pad with K's face. ELBOW DROP!!!
Murdock: Wes and Con are fighting hard, trying to choke eachother
into submission. Con works around Wes .. he has him in a
hammerlock .. he' wrenching hard, but even if Wes wanted to quit,
Con still wouldn't get the win, you must throw all your opponents
over the top rope.
McLure: K is holding his own in the corner, but Stone is trying
to push him up and over to eliminate his old enemy. Stone is
holding tight with both arms .. wait .. one of his arms just
slipped..... he's falling.
Masterson: Con just executed a beautiful reverse Russian Leg
sweep from that hammerlock.
Murdock: , Wes is out cold on the mat, but is Con strong enough
to throw Wes out? He's got Wes up on his shoulder, this could be
it ....
McLure: He's falling but he caught the turnbuckle and hasn't
touched down yet. Stone thinks h's gone, he's going over to ...
Masterson: And here comes Dirk Stone ... Wes looks like he's on
the way out .. oh no, Stone just took out the back of Con's knee
with a chop block.
Murdock: What an idiot, he almost had one less opponent. You
don't take points off the board in football either.
McLure: Stone is stomping both of them .. he's picking up the
injured Con by his prison uniform ..
Masterson: Stone just tossed Con over the top and to the floor ..
Con is holding his knee.
Murdock: Stone is celebrating, flexing like a calf on a
long-distance runner ...
McLure: Special K is back in the ring .. he's crouching in the
corner .. sneaking up on Stone ...
Masterson: Oh... Stone ducks the clothesline again ... he has K
for the DDT!!!
Murdock: Wes low blows Stone .. DDT by WES on Stone!!!!!
McLure: And now Wes DDTs K too!
Masterson: Wes jumps to the top rope .. the crowd is cheering ..
whoops .. he slipped .. oh, he caught himself. that could have
been tragedy.
Murdock: The two DDT victims are stirring. Stone is up first ..
he charges Wes with a spear.
McLure: Wes is down .. K is getting up .. Stone rushes him too ..
K takes Stone down with a Samoan Drop.
Masterson: K is last man standing ... he grabs Stone by the shirt
... low blow by Wes .. K is down. Wes grabs Stone ..
Murdock: Over The Top, courtesy of the man with one name ...
Stone has been eliminated.
McLure: Special K is rolling on the ground.
Masterson: Wes picks him up .. whips K to the ropes . back body
.. no... K lands on his feet .. Rocker Dropper!!!!!
Murdock: wes is down ... K goes for a pin... he pulls Wes up ..
whips him to the ropes .. he hot shots him!!
McLure: Wes is down .. K lays him against the ropes.
Masterson: Oh my .. Wes grabs K by the waist and throws him over
his shoulder .. out of the ring.
Murdock: Wes wins the battle royal, Wes wins and he's our new
United States champion. He'll face Kevin Kirkland at the next SNS
for a title unification match. --Wes wins the
Battle Royal at 8:40--
McLure: After a hard fought battle, it seems that Wes may be the
brightest young in CWF.
Masterson: We'll see about that.
Murdock: You've got to be
kidding me, Xania is the announcer and Commissioner Massacre is
going to referee from a wheelchair? This is crap!
Masterson: Watch it Murdock, he could be listening. (The two enter the ring.
Xania walks into the center of the ring and Commissioner Massacre
walks to the corner turnbuckle on crutches. The cage stops midway
down and someone is perched on top of the cell in a black robe..)
Xania: The
following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the CWF
Heavyweight Championship. Currently approaching ringside, from
Chicago, Illinois, the man who will beat the cowboy piss out of
the challenger, your CWF champion, The Assassin!
(The Assassin steps in front of the ring curtain in a black
trenchcoat and an evil grin on his face. Smoke pyrotechnics go
off as he approaches ringside. He walks down to the ring and
looks up at the figure on the cage. He looks at both Xania and
Massacre and they both look as if they had nothing to do with it.
He shrugs his shoulders as the cell settles on the floor, then
begins to climb it to a loud crowd roar.)
Xania: And
his opponent, the most wretched piece of dog sh*t to ever grace
the Championship Wrestling Federation. No one cares where he came
from or how much the fu*k he weighs since he's going to lose
anyway, Brett Logan! ("Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays and Logan throws
off his robe. He motions for Assassin to come up and get some.
The crowd roars louder.)
Masterson:
Reminiscent of Mick Foley, Assassin and Logan will battle it out
on top of the cage. Massacre is just shaking his head and Xania
has taken a seat outside the ring.
Murdock: The two men stare each other in the eyes and exchange
words. Assassin just pushed Logan down on the cell, then Logan
gets up and pushes him back. The two exchange blows, but Logan
gets the early upper hand. They're getting dangerously close to
the edge of the cage.
McClure: Logan with a chop to the throat and a superkick to
Assassin's chin. Assassin almost loses his balance, Logan goes
for a head chop and Assassin locks him into a head and arm
suplex. The crowd is on its feet. Assassin suplexes Logan over,
but Logan hangs onto Assassin and both men fall to the ground! (The crowd starts a chant
of "Holy sh*t, Holy sh*t") OH MY GOD! It looks like
Assassin caught the worst of that one. Logan is still stirring
and has managed to pull himself up. What the hell is he doing!
Masterson: HE'S CLIMBING THE CAGE! The crowd is going crazy here,
I can barely hear myself think! Assassin is still out and Logan
is slowly getting to the top of the cage. He must have lost his
mind.
Murdock: He's finally at the top and he's looking down at
Assassin. Surely he must be waiting for him to get up, but it
looks like he's measuring the distance.
McClure: Logan off the cage. . . . . SENTON BOMB. SENTON BOMB!
SENTON BOMB! He hit Assassin with a Senton Bomb off the top of
the cage. Even Massacre can't believe this one, he's throwing up
his hands in disgust. (The crowd starts a chant of
"CWF," "CWF," "CWF.")
Masterson:
Both men are down on what's left of the Spanish announcer's
table. They're unconscious, just completely unconscious. Assassin
is bleeding from the mouth and Logan has a gash on his head the
size of Texas. I have NEVER seen ANYTHING like this.
Murdock: This is just insane. Let's take a look back at the move
that started it all (the camera shifts to a dual screen
replay), a
head and arm suplex by the Assassin off the top of the cell. As
we see it in slow motion, it looks as if the Assassin took a
nasty bump on one of the monitors on the Spanish announcer's
table, knocking him out. Logan gets up, then does a Senton Bomb
onto the Assassin off the top of the cell. Here it is from a
different angle, and you can imagine the impact these two men
have taken.
Masterson: Looks like Minister Massacre has seen enough, he's
waving in the paramedics. The EMT's are bringing stretchers down
to ringside and the cell is being lifted.
Murdock: Looks like Logan is fighting off the EMT's and wants to
walk off under his own recognition. No, he's heading over to the
Assassin and drags him into the ring. He rolls him up for the pin
and Minister Massacre is just standing around not making the pin.
McClure: Logan is pissed and he walks over to Massacre and starts
yelling obscenities in his face. Minister Massacre holds his hand
up to Logan's face and waves toward the bellkeeper's table. (The bell rings) Oh, I see, the match starts
when Massacre says it starts. Nice.
Masterson: Logan irish whips Assassin through the ropes and out
onto the floor. (All
of a sudden a huge neon green blast is heard at the top of the
stage as DA MAN 2000 runs out of the back in his wrestling
attire. He get halfway down the ramp as he turns around to look
for the rest of DWO but they aren't there)
Masterson: DM2K has just run from the back to help out his friend
Brett Logan, but I don't know what he intends to accomplish
without DWO. Where are they anyway?
(The
CWF-Tron changes to the back and the DWO's Locker room. All the
other DWO members are sitting and having drinks with some girls
of Shawn Temp's. Blackbird 13 is kissing his girfriend Nightfall
asn everyone else seems to be having a good time and are not
making any attempt to get up and help their fellow DWO members.
There aren't even any monitors in the room so they can watch the
match.)
Murdock: It looks like Asylum isn't going to stand for any
interference and they jump Da Man from behind as he gets to the
ring. Logan throws Assassin back into the ring and War Dog, Glory
and Kirkland stomp on DM2K.
(Suddenly, the lights in the arena all go out but the action in
the ring continues on. Then, the first few beats of music begins
to play in the arena and the crowd rise to their feet as they
recognize the song. It's "Come With Me" by Puff Daddy
and as the lights come back on. While Logan and Assassin continue
to fight, Asylum looks for who is coming. The crowd dies down as
nobody comes out and bhrough the crowd comes Diamond Mine. The
crowd is once again in an uproar as he jumps over the guardrail,
grabs the CWF World Championship Belt and heads through the
entrance in the cell and into the ring.)
Murdock: Holy Shit! I thought Diamond Mine left, what is he doing
out
here?
McLure: I don't know but he is near Asylum with our Championship
belt.
(Logan and Assassin continue fighting while Kevin Kirkland,
Guerrero Azteca, Glory and War Dog continue to beat on Da Man
2000. Diamond Mine calls for the five of them to pick up DM2K and
hold him so he can nail him with the World Title Belt.)
McLure: NO!! Diamond Mine is gonna hit DM2K with that belt! I
thought they were friends.
Murdock: Well, it just goes to show, you don't know who your real
friends are in this business.
(They get DM2K up and Diamond Mine winds back with the belt.
Diamond Mine lunges with the title but redirects it and nails
Kevin Kirkland instead and knocks him out. The others drop Da Man
and go for Diamond Mine. Azteca throws a punch at Diamond Mine,
but Diamond Mine ducks it and then nails Azteca with the belt and
knocks him out as well. Minister Massacre orders all of them from
ringside and they continue to fight backstage.)
Masterson: Logan and Assassin continue to fight. Irish whip to
the corner by Assassin, he follows with a clothesline and a
Rocker Dropper. He's going to work on the neck, probably
softening him up for the Assassination.
Murdock: He's got him in a side headlock, Logan has him up and
reverses with a side suplex, dropping Assassin on his head. Logan
with a legdrop, followed by an elbow. He's got Assassin up and
hits an Evenflow DDT. Here's the cover.
MM: 1. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .
McClure: Wow, a fair count by Minister Massacre! Hit me over the
head with a brick.
Masterson: No comment. Assassin is up and hits a powerbomb. He
picks him up and follows with a pendulum backbreaker. Here's the
pin.
MM: 1. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2. . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Murdock: Another fair count, but not close enough. (The camera splits into
a dual shot with the second shot following DM2K and Diamond Mine
as they fight with Azteca, War Dog, Glory and Kevin Kirkland
backstage.)
Masterson: These guys are just going at it backstage. Diamond
Mine and DM2K are hitting Asylum with everything they can. It's
slowing them down, but not stopping them. Diamond Mine hits a
Devastation Superkick on Kirkland but War Dog hits a War Bomb on
DM2K.
McClure: Back to ringside, where the Assassin hits a full nelson
suplex on Logan. Logan no sells it and clotheslines Assassin. He
whips Assassin into the cell again and again and again. He's
busted open!
Murdock: Logan attempts the Smackdown, but Assassin ducks out of
the way and locks on the Assassination! Logan rams him into the
cage, Assassin lets go and Logan locks on the Assassination on
the Assassin! That's added insult to injury!
Masterson: Assassin is trying to get out of it, but Logan has it
locked on tight. Assassin falls to his knees and Massacre is
checking him. He raises one arm, it falls down, he raises it
again, it goes down, he raises it a third time and holds it up
for a second, it drops. (Minister Massacre calls for the bell.) New champion. New champion.
Xania: The winner of the match. . . . . and new CWF champion,
Brett Logan. --Brett
Logan wins via submission at 30:35--
McClure:
Logan is celebrating and Minister Massacre looks as if he's
getting disgusted. He picks up his metal crutch and cracks Logan
on the back of the head with it. He's out.
Masterson: The whole crutch thing was a hoax, he really doesn't
need the crutches or the wheelchair. He throws Logan over his
shoulder and the CWF title over his other shoulder. He steps over
the top rope with Logan and Xania wheels the wheelchair over.
Minister Massacre puts Logan in a wheelchair and straps him in. I
don't like this.
Murdock: Massacre is wheeling him up the ramp and stops at the
top of it. Xania sets up a table next to the ramp and gives the
thumbs up sign to Massacre. She tosses him a mic.
MM: Congradulations Logan. (He pushes him over the edge, sending
him crashing through the table. The crowd goes
"Awwwwwww" when Logan lands. Massacre throws the belt
on Logan's body.) The Reign of Terror continues. ("By Demons Be
Driven" plays as Minister Massacre and Xania walk off.
Logan unstraps himself and curses at Massacre as he begins to
make his way backstage with his belt.)
McClure:
Good God! What an end to the PPV! From Madison Square Garden, I'm
Vanessa McClure. Good fight. Good night. And good eatin'