[The city is Cincinnati, home to the Championship Wrestling Federation. The event is Reawakenings, the first CWF Pay Per View since it reopened over a month ago. CWF is back, after seemingly being closed in early April. The packed crowd of 15,000 is ready to go, as CWF begins the show.]
Eric Masterson: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the show. Tonight, we have four match ups for your enjoyment. Let us begin with Scuzz versus Nick Sharpe!
["Hero" plays at Nick Sharpe comes out as the fans applaud.]
Eric: And his opponent, Scuzz!
["BOOM" by POD plays as Scuzz comes out. The fans boo.]
Travis: Man, this guy needs to shower.
Gordon: I'll say. For once we agree.
Travis: They lock up and Nick immediately backs off, probably because he was about to pass out. Yuck.
Gordon: Scuzz wants to do a test of strenght but Nick delievers a standing dropkick! He barely connected, he's trying to say as far away as possible!
Travis: Nick with a flying clothesline. He's going for a cover!
Gordon: He PULLS OFF, he can't even try and cover Scuzz, that's how bad this guy smells. We should get hazard pay, so should Nick!
Travis: Scuzz on the offensive now, hits a german suplex and follows it up with an implant DDT!
Gordon: He is stomping on Nick and Nick rolls out of the ring.
Travis: What the hell?
Paige: 1....2....3.....4.....5.......6.....7...8....9...10!
Eric Masterson: Your winner, via countout, and number one contender for the People's Title, Scuzz!!
Gordon: I guess Nick realized he has bigger fish to fry in Prodigy.
[Promo for tonight's Main Event]
Gordon: Well, here we go with our World Tag Team Title match.
*"Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd plays, and The Tulfords make their way into the ring.
Masterson: Entering the ring, here are, with their manager Boone Tulford, weighing in at a combined weight of 455 pounds, Elijah and Jethro, The Tulfords!
*The Tulfords pose in the ring*
Gordon: These guys remind me of this mismatched team of brothers from a few years ago that always wore tye-dye, but were more brutal than any other team in the world.
Travis: Different than Carl and Don, the Tulfords don't even worry about trying to stay big in the fan's eyes. They go out there to win, and do it with as many casualties as possible.
*"Natural Born Killaz" by Ice Cube and Dr. Dre kicks in, and Demented Don and Crazy Carl rush the ring...*
Masterson: And their opponents, from Cincinnati, Ohi..
Travis: Get your ass outta the ring Masterson! There's a fight going on!
Gordon: You got that right. Don and Carl rushed the ring, and went straight into a punching fight with The Tulfords. Don and Elijah are fighting it out, while Jethro and Carl have gone to the outside.
Travis: Jethro's grabbed a chair, and is wailing it over the head of Carl. There is not enough Drain-O in the world to clear that headache.
Gordon: Um... if you drink Drain-O, it would kill you.
Travis: Your point? I wouldn't have a headache anymore because of that toilet-plunging dope.
Gordon: Nevermind. Remember fans, this match must have a victor, no matter what. And with that, Jethro just dropped Carl throat first over the gaurdrail!
Travis: Know your surroundings. Great strategy by Jethro!
Gordon: In the ring, Don and Elijah are still going at it. Elijah has pushed Demented Don into the corner, and he hits him with a chop across the chest!
Fans: WHOOOOOOOOO!
Gordon: And another!
Fans: WHOOOOOOOOO!
Gordon: And another!
Fans: WHOOOOOOOOO!
Gordon: Elijah now, is backing up, and charges Don! Don ducks, and tosses Elijah over the top, but Elijah lands on his feet, and grabs Don by his 'fro, and sends him to the mat. He climbs up the turnbuckles, but Don is up, and climbs up the inside, and throws a few punches into Elijah's face! He sets him up...SUPERPLEX!!!
Travis: I'm not sure which guy got the worst of that because Don went straight down instead of going up a little like is normal with the Superplex. I hope he's down though. CWF does not need men like Crazy Carl and Demented Don as our World Tag Team Champions.
Gordon: I think they'd be perfect representatives of this federation as the tag champs.
Travis: You just proved my point.
Gordon: Anyways, on the outside of the ring, Carl and Jethro are still going at it! Carl with a whip into the steel barricade, but Jethro reverses, and Carl hits the barricade upside down! He's fallen to the floor, and he looks like he may have been busted open!
Travis: The bloodlust of The Tulfords is majorly evident now.
Gordon: Jethro pulling Carl to his feet. Yes, Carl is bleeding from the forehead, and Jethro is biting into the cut on his forehead! My God!
Travis: Isn't it beautiful?
Gordon: Very NOT! Carl falls back to the ground, and Jethro licks some of Carl's blood off his hand! Jethro is one sick monkey!
Travis: Outbreak.
Gordon: What?
Travis: You said "Sick Monkey", and I said "Outbreak".
Gordon: You frighten me at times.
Travis: Thank you.
Gordon: Jethro now is knocking over the steel steps, and has picked up the top half of them, and is moving over to Carl,who kicks him right in the family jewels!
Travis: DISQUALIFICATION!!!! DISQUALIFICATION!!!!
Gordon: There's no disqualifications in this match!
Travis: Should be! You shouldn't be able to kick a man in his testicles, and get away with it.
Gordon: Carl is back up, and pulls Jethro up to his feet, and rolls him into the ring. Carl up on the arpon, and he climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He jumps... Misses the diving elbow as Jethro roll out of the way at the last minute!
Travis: He's not Randy Poffo. He shouldn't attempt that move.
Gordon: Jethro climbs the turnbuckles this time, and he jumps! He connects with a frog splash! The referee counts... 1... 2... Don somehow got up and broke up the pinfall! Don getting up, but Jethro tags him with a quick DDT.
Travis: The Snake would have been proud. Jethro has that... what would you call it? "Ruthless Agression"?
Gordon: No stealing other promotion's catchphrases. We could get sued and you'd be announcing Topless Foxy Boxing at The Paper Moon again.
Travis: Who are you kidding? I still do that in my free time!
Gordon: Anyways, Jethro is helping his brother up, and both Tulfords pull Carl up to his feet, but Carl fires back with a punch to Jethro's stomach! Now an elbow to Elijah's head! A kick to Jethro's stomach! A punch to Elijah's face! Carl's comin' back, and comin' back hard!
Travis: Come on Tulfords! Win the damn belts!
Gordon: Carl grabs Elijah by the head, and sends him through the ropes and to the floor! Don is back up, and is wailing away on Jethro, and sends him to the outside!
Travis: But now they've got something new to deal with...
Gordon: Oh god! Boone Tulford has entered the ring!Carl goes to attack, but Boone catches him with a choke! Don goes to attack, and Boone gets him in a choke as well! He gets ready to slam them both, but Carl and Don both send their boots through the uprights, and Boone lets go! Carl and Don run at the opposite ropes, and come back with a double clothesline that sends Boone to the floor! On the opposite side, Jethro and Elijah have brought a ladder intothe ring! Carl and Don turn around, and are wiped out by the ladder shot by The Tulfords!
Travis: Ladderitis, noun, the medical disorder of having the imprint of a ladder on your face.
Gordon: Carl back up, and he runs at Elijah, but Elijah grabs him and catapults... FINAL DESTINATION!!! FINAL DESTINATION!!! Elijah hit the Final Destination!!!
Travis: Now pin his ass!
Gordon: Elijah goes to roll Carl up, Don up and running over to break it up, but Jethro catches him, and sets him up...THE RECKONING!!! The ref goes down to count Elijah's pin...1...2...3!!! THE TULFORDS DID IT!!! THE TULFORDS ARE THE NEW CWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
[Promo for main event shown]
MASTERSON: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Flood Zone of Richmond, Virginia, Nick Sharpe!
("Hero" by Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott plays as Nick comes out to a huge pop. He is escorted down to the ring by Meg. He gets into the ring.)
MASTERSON: And, his opponent from Glasgow, Scotland, Prodigy!
("Forsaken" by Jonathon Davis plays as the crowd gets belligerent when Prodigy walks out. He makes his way leisurely to the ring and climbs in, eyeing Sharpe the whole time.)
MONTGOMERY: Two veterans of the CWF, and wrestling world in general, are about to lock horns here and see who is the biggest bull in the rodeo.
MINOR: Where do you come up with this stuff?
MONTGOMERY: None of your business. Rocky Miller, the ref checks both men, and we are under way here! Collar and elbow tie up and Nick backs Prodigy into the corner. Miller in there to ensure of a clean break. And, there is one.
MINOR: They lock up again, and this time it's Nick who is pushed into the corner, but Prodigy throws some shoulder shots into Nick's midsection. He pulls Nick out of the corner and body slam.
MONTGOMERY: Prodigy in control, he lands a leg drop. Prodigy raises Nick up into the air, and he holds him there. All the blood rushing to the head and slams him down. Textbook vertical suplex.
MINOR: It is beautiful to see this old man dismantled. Prodigy whips Nick into the ropes and ducks down. But, Sharpe reads and rolls over Prodigy's back, he catches him off guard and Nick with an inverted DDT on Prodigy.
MONTGOMERY: Great offensive maneuver by Nick. He is up and whips Prodigy into the ropes and catches him with an elbow to his melon. Nick now in control of the match. He locks on a camel clutch.
MINOR: A blatantly illegal move.
MONTGOMERY: It's not illegal.
MINOR: It should be.
MONTGOMERY: Prodigy in clear pain, but refuses to give up.
MINOR: Nick really working over the back of Prodigy. Prodigy trying to muscle his way out of the hold.
MONTGOMERY: Prodigy is on his knees! The effect of the clutch is worn off. But Nick is hanging on, and it even looks like he is trying to lock on a sleeper hold while on Prodigy's back!
MINOR: Prodigy grabs onto Nick and flips him over his back! He drops a few elbows on Nick and looks to go up top. Prodigy off the top ropes with a flying elbow that crashes right into Sharpe's sternum! The cover.
MILLER: 1, 2--
MINOR: Nick kicks out somehow, but what an elbow off the top. Looks even better than when the Macho Man did it!
MONTGOMERY: Nick staggers up, and Prodigy is waiting. He goes for a spinning heel kick but he misses and Nick catches him from behind, with a German suplex with a bridge.
MILLER: 1, 2--
MONTGOMERY: Kickout by Prodigy. This has been an athletic skill contest. Both men are pulling out all the tricks they have. Well, all the legal ones anyway. Nick goes after Prodigy, but he takes Nick's legs out, throws a stomp in his breadbasket and locks him in the sharpshooter!
MINOR: It could be over in a matter of seconds with this hold!
MONTGOMERY: Nick screams out in agony but he is fighting his way to the ropes, and Prodigy pulls him back into the center of the ring. Nick powers up though, and reaches the ropes.
MINOR: Prodigy releases Sharpe, and lies in wait. He is warming up his boot. Nick is up to his feet, and Nick turns right around is knocked inside out by the Claymore! Prodigy rolls up Sharpe and the count.
MILLER: 1, 2, 3!
MASTERSON: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match by pinfall, Prodigy!
[Promo for the Main Event is once again shown.]
Eric Masterson: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for our main event. First, the guest ref. From Cincinnati Ohio, he is the REIGNING CWF People's Champion, HE IS CRAZY CARL!
["Inside out" by Anthrax plays as Crazy Carl comes out to a chorus of cheers.]
Gordon: Last week Carl made one heckuva statement, with his associates, Don and Ronald, taking out Mack, Temp and Prodigy. The fans seem to be giving him more respect now.
Eric Masterson: And now, the wrestlers, from Richmond Virgina, he is the REIGNING ACWF Absolut Ideal Champion, tonight he vies for the CWF Title, he is Shawn Temp!!!!
["The way to you like it" by Adema plays as Shawn Temp comes walking down the rampway, proudly wearing the ACWF Ideal Championship. He mocks some fans sitting in the front row that have a Mack McMichaels sign, then he slides in the ring and bounces off the ropes, preparing for this match]
Eric Masterson: And his opponent, he is the REIGNING CWF Champion, by way of Miami Florida, he is MACK MCMICHAELS!!!
["Shove it(MY own summer)" by the Deftones plays as Mack comes out, proudly wearing the CWF World Title. The fans pop for the Champ, partly because some of them like him, partly because none of them like Shawn Temp]
[The Bell rings]
Gordon: Well fans, here it is. The Main Event of Reawakenings, the first CWF PPV since it we re-opened. Mack and Temp are staring each other down, both men have fought in the same ring against each other, one on one and in tag matches.
Travis: Yeah, Temp even scored a pinfall over Mack in singles competition, I think we will see a new CWF Champ tonight, Gordo!
Gordon: Temp and Mack lock up, and Temp gets a headlock in, Mack shoots him across the ropes, Temp knocks him down with a shoulder block!
Travis: Mack up by Temp hits a standing dropkick! What form by Temp!
Gordon: Mack goes for a clothesline but Temp with a drop toe hold and Mack is taken down!
Travis: Temp goes up top and misses with a flying cross body and Mack puts him in an STF submission hold! Temp is in pain now! Mack is a sadist savage!
Gordon: Mack is really cinching it in, but Temp is inching towards the ropes!
Travis: HE GOT THE ROPES, Temp made it! Break the hold Carl!
Gordon: Crazy Carl makes Mack break the hold, good officiating by Crazy Carl, the special guest ref!
Travis: Whatever Gordo. Mack picks up Temp and sets him on the top rope, he's setting him up for a high risk move, perhaps a superplex!
Gordon: Good call Travis! Mack brings Temp crashing down to the mat with a SUPERPLEX! All the way from the high rent district!
Travis: That took it out of both men. Carl is starting the ten count now!
Crazy Carl: 1.............
Gordon: Neither man moving.
Crazy Carl: 2.............
Travis: I think Temp is starting to move.
Crazy Carl: 3............
Gordon: I thought I saw Mack move too.
Crazy Carl: 4.............
Travis: I thought I saw a pussy cat.
Gordon: Funnnnny. Temp and Mack are slowly getting up fans.
Crazy Carl: 5...............
Travis: Temp is up and he covers Mack!
Crazy Carl: One.............two....
Gordon: KICKOUT!
Travis: Temp picks up Mack and slams him down to the mat.
Gordon: Temp follows up with a series of elbow drops and leg drops, and some knee drops for good measure!
Travis: Temp goes for a DDT, but Mack blocks it and forces Temp into the turnbuckle!
Gordon: Mack connects with a flying clothesline!
Travis: Mack nails a DDT on Temp!
Gordon: He's going up top, what are we going to see?
Travis: He tries for a huracanrana, but Temp catches him and turns it into a powerbomb!
Gordon: Cover!
Crazy Carl: One...................
Travis: I think this is it!
Crazy Carl: Two...................
Gordon: No way, it can't end here!
Travis: Believe it! I smell a new champ!
Crazy Carl: Thr....
Gordon: KICKOUT and two and three quarters!
Travis: Temp slams Mack again and goes up top, he's calling for the Swanton Bomb! Oh baby, here we go!
Gordon: He goes for it but Mack moves!
Travis: NO NO NO!
Gordon: Temp is up, chest first in the corner, here it comes....MACK ATTACK!
Travis: No, damnit, NO!
Gordon: Cover!
Crazy Carl: One.............two.......................three!!!
[The Bell rings]
Eric Masterson: Your winner, by pinfall, AND STILL CWF WORLD CHAMPION, Mack McMichaels!
Gordon: And now Crazy Carl hands Mack the belt and raises his hand. Wait, Carl just suckered Mack in, PIPELINE PLUNGER by Carl on Mack!
Travis: Maybe the janitor has had some extra time on his hands in the summer and finally read some books at Belder, maybe he got his GED, because he's showing signs of intelligence!
Gordon: Well, whatever he's showing, it sure is different from the Carl of old.
["Would" by Alice In Chains plays over the PA system as Matt Vaughn comes out. The fans stand on their feet in anticipation of Matt's announcement.]
Matt: I know you all have suffered through Blackbird's antics long enough. Tonight, I will end it. You see, Blackbird was sent to CWF to be a representative of the man who gave me the funds to re-open CWF. I finally found out who that was. And I found out that he DID NOT AUTHORIZE Blackbird to run the CWF like he has been doing. So, Blackbird, a message from me to you, via the man who funded CWF's return, the man who sent you to help me, and that man is....Alex Watson. And that message is: YOU'RE FIRED!!!
["Down Came a Blackbird" plays as Blackbird comes out]
Blackbird: You can't do this to me Vaughn! I don't care what Watson says, I am the ruler of CWF!
[At this point, security takes Blackbird into restraints and escorts him out of the arena as the fans chant "na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye". All the while, Matt Vaughn has a HUGE smile on his face.]
Gordon: Fans, a new era! Blackbird is gone! We are off the air next Sunday, but we return Sunday, July 21st!
Travis: Don't miss it!
[Fade..........To.........Black]