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Pay Per View: Halloween Massacre

October 31st, 1999

The Fleet Center in Boston, MA

(A CWF camera pans the crowd. It shows thousands of screaming fans. Signs such as "X marks the spot", "I am the REAL Mr. SNS", "R.I.P. DDD", "I've been waiting to see the bong match since 4:20", and "Is Surfer Dude really a surfer?" can be seen. A video of all the CWF superstars in various matches is shown to the tune of "Rearranged" by Limp Bizkit. The camera the stops on a man in the ring. He is dressed in a gray business suit, and looks to be the CWF President, Pat O'Sullivan.)

President O'Sullivan: Hello CWF fans and welcome to Halloween Massacre, we're live at the Fleet Center in Boston! We have a few things we need to clear up before we start the Pay Per View, the Commissioner and President will not longer do commentary. Our new announcers are Matt Murdock, Eric Masterson and Vanessa McLure. Tonight you will see great matches such as "Livewire" Ken Sparks facing Surfer Dude for the title of Mr. SNS, an exciting rooftop match, a battle for the CWF International title and in the main event, Dan Williams battles Minister Massacre in a Graveyard match, all that and more tonight! Ladies and Gentlemen, enjoy the show!

(The camera shifts to the announcer's desk, where Murdock, Masterson, and McLure sit, while O'Sullivan leaves.)

Matt: Thank you Mister President. I am Matt Murdock, seated next to me is Vanessa McLure, and at the extreme right is Eric Masterson. We'll see those four matches along with Garcia Frampton vs JV vs Weedman, Lethal Assassin vs Mr. Stone and for the CWF Peoples title, and Wyatte Brock vs Spoon Master, so sit back and enjoy the next three hours.

Surfer Dude vs X for the CWF Heavy Metal Title on the Rooftop

Matt Murdock: Surfer Dude is going to compete in his first of two matches tonight. This will give him a breather before he faces Livewire for the title of "Mister SNS".

Vanessa McLure: Who's idea was it to have the title of "Mister SNS" at a PPV anyway? Stupid idiots…

Loudmouth: The following contest is a rooftop match, and will be fought on top of the roof. At this time I'd like to direct the attention of the fans in the arena to watch the CWFTron as it will provide all the action from this bout. Both participants are on the roof, the CWF Heavy Metal Champion and the mysterious X. The match will now begin.

DING DING DING.

( A camera pans the rooftop. No one is visible. Then a small white door on the ground opens up and X comes out of it wearing black boots, a black Nike sweatshirt, black gloves and a black ski mask. A few seconds later Surfer Dude comes up from the door and brings with him a trashcan full of some weapons. )

Matt Murdock: CWF fans what a match this will be, the ref for this match is Jordan Jones.

Vanessa Mclure: Whoever this X is, I like him. He's got an edge on Surfer Punk, see he can study videos of Surfer, but Surfer can't study tapes of X because he doesn't know who he is!!!

Eric Masterson: Speaking of that, who do you guys think X is???

Matt Murdock: I have no clue.

Vanessa McLure: Do you ever???

Eric Masterson: Hey now, come on guys. Surfer Dude has a broom from the trash can and
breaks it on X's head.

Vanessa McLure: Well whoopeetee doo for Surfer Punk.

Matt Murdock: Surfer Dude hooks X, suplex!!! That has to hurt X because the roof is not like the mat canvas.

Eric Masterson: Good point Matt.

Vanessa McLure: Surfer Dude goes over to the trash can and is looking for something, dumb move from Johnny I" wish I was slim" shady. X is up and from behind he hooks on a German suplex and SD's neck and back just hit the hard roof. Way to go X!

Matt Murdock: Yeah right, he came from behind, X is soo good huh?

Eric Masterson: They're both good competitors. X lifts up the WHOLE trashcan. Incredible!!! He hits Surfer Dude on the head with it. Good lord. Shades falls to the ground. Look all the stuff that fell out!

Matt Murdock: I see a VCR, a cheese grater, a frying pan, some brass knuckles and a 2 by 4.

Vanessa McLure: Look again golden boy, there also is a bag, which looks to have thumbtacks in it, a chain and a Singapore cane.

Matt Murdock: Yeah I didn't see those. X grabs the chain and wraps it around Surfer's throat, he's choking him!!!

Eric Masterson: Shades is gasping for air, he can hardly breath.

Vanessa McLure: That's the idea! Come on X!

Matt Murdock: X stops choking him, and he puts the chain around his fist. Surfer Dude is getting up.

Eric Masterson: He turns around and is met by a fist full of chain to the face. Shades is down but X is setting him up for a power move.

Vanessa McLure: X powerbombs Surfer onto the roof! X goes in for the cover.

Jordan Jones: One.......two..........kickout!

Vanessa McLure: Damn that ref, that was a long two count. X picks up Shades and goes for another powerbomb but Shades gives him a huracanrana right into the roof.

Matt Murdock: Alright! X grabs his head in pain, Surfer Dude is getting up.

Eric Masterson: X stumbles around the roof, he's close to the edge....Shades hits a Superkick and X lands on the edge of the roof!!! This is VERY dangerous , maybe our cameras should pan away.

Vanessa McLure: NO! Stick with it you guys in the truck. Shades picks up a chair, X is getting up and he throws the chair and X grabs it!!!

Matt Murdock: It's the point break!!!!

Eric Masterson: NO it isn't, X ducks and Shades misses with the spin axe kick and lands on his back right on the edge. That was a costly mistake by Shades, he overshot his mark along with X ducking. If he rolls over another few inches to his right he'll fall off!

Vanessa McLure: C'mon X, finish him!!!

Matt Murdock: Are you serious??? It's a man's life!

Vanessa McLure: So? Shades would've knocked X off if he connected.

Eric Masterson: X brings Surfer Dude off the ledge, and gives him a DDT!!! X now looks at the camera and gives some kind of signal. The door to the roof opens, some masked men have a ladder, and they give it to X.

Vanessa McLure: X is setting up the ladder, he starts to climb it, X is going to splash Surfer from the top rope and become the NEW CWF Heavy Metal champ!! What a way for this mystery man to win the title!

Matt Murdock: What a minute, Surfer Dude is up, and he knocks the ladder over, X falls and hits his shoulder very hard on the roof. Surfer makes the cover.

Jordan Jones: One.......two..........three!!!

Loudmouth: Your winner and still champion, Surfer Dude!

Matt Murdock: Well, Surfer Dude picked up the win, but who exactly is this X guy? I think we are about to find out…

Vanessa McLure: Nooooo! Come on hot stuff! Wake up!

Eric Masterson: Johnny Shades goes to tear off X's mask, but X fights him off! X with a left…a right! X shoves the Dude backwards, and he falls over the ladder!

Vanessa McLure: Yes!! Get the VCR!!

Matt Murdock: That's exactly what he's doing! He picks up the VCR and NOOO!! Smashes it on the head of Shades! He's got to fight again tonight!

Eric Masterson: X continues to beat down on Surfer Dude, and what the heck? Here comes Spoonmaster!! He attacks X with his Golden Spoon!!! All hell is breaking loose on the roof…we just lost connection!

Vanessa McLure: Dammit, right when it was getting good…

Matt Murdock: We'll be right back.

Mr. Stone vs Lethal Assassin

Eric: Lets go to our next match. While the CWF crew sets up the ringside area, we are going give you a little history on this matchup, which is Mister Stone against the Lethal Assassin in a Stoned Rules match. Ms. McLure?

Vanessa: These two lowlife losers have fought each other several times, dating back to their existence in another fed, which is now defunct. The Lethal Assassin has dominated the series, winning every match, I do believe.

Matt: I think you are right, as well. But Mr. Stone swears he will win this time. He even got his wish, his own set of rules. He calls them Stoned Rules. The ringside area is completely surrounded by tables, and there is a ladder, a chair, and apparently a bunch of stones and bricks laying inside the ring to allow glorious punishment.

Vanessa: I want to see some juice! These two guys aren't sexy, so I want to see some red stuff!

Eric: It appears our crew has the match prepared, and Loudmouth Spracher is in the ring ready to make the introductions.

Christopher "Loudmouth" Spracher: Coming to the ring first, at a height of six feet, three inches, and weighing 230 pounds, Mister Stone!

("It Ain't My Fault" by Mystikal plays, as Mr. Stone walks down to the ring. He stops at ringside, takes a good look at the twenty-plus tables, nods his head, and dives into the ring.)

Vanessa McLure: Here's what I want to see, Mister Stone, my man.

Eric Masterson: Stone has been absent from the scene since his loss last week, but before that, he really wanted Lethal Assassin's ass...in the ring.

Matt Murdock: These two are both mean guys.

Vanessa McLure: Now this is my type of match, tables all over the place around the ring.

Christopher "Loudmouth" Spracher: (the microphone messes up, so all the crowd hears is) And his opp…ent, ... Lee... ass ... in!!!

(Several bells toll, and the crowd pops, thinking it is Dan Williams' intro, but then the guitar solo to "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC kicks in, and the crowd settles down, realizing they were misled. Lethal Assassin steps out onto the entrance ramp, and runs down to the ring, diving under the bottom rope. The referee, Greg "Two and a Half" Falling, calls for the bell, and the match begins.)

Vanessa McLure: Yesss, Stone attacks Assassin with a brick and knocks him out cold!

Eric Masterson: He's sliding him to the ring apron and climbing over the rope.

Matt Murdock: Oh ... My .... Gahhht!

Vanessa McLure: Spicolli LIVES!!!!!

Eric Masterson: Stone spins him over into the reverse Spicolli Driver and they both crash through the table.

Matt Murdock: Stone is back up on the apron. Referee Greg Falling is checking on Assassin. The bell is ringing, it doesn't look good for Lethal.

Vanessa McLure: Mmmmmmm, that's a squash!!!

Eric Masterson: Stone won this match, and we are going to a commercial. What a waste of time that match was. But we can guarantee you this, the next match will be better

Garcia Frampton vs JV vs Weedman

Matt Murdock: Okay, during the break the officials cleaned up that mess, and we are ready for a match between three newcomers to the CWF!

Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is a special Three-way First Blood match!

[Crowd pop]

Loudmouth: Introducing first from Little Rock, Arkansas.

["Rainy Day Women", by Bob Dylan plays as the crowd gives a decent face pop. Weedman steps out from behind the curtains with his manager, Stoned Lady. He makes his way to the ring, occasionally slapping a fan's hand or two. He gets to the ring and slides in under the ring ropes]

Loudmouth: Weighing in at an even 300 pounds........ WEEDMAN! And his opponent! From the fair city of Westfield, New Jersey…

["I Like to Get High", by Cypress Hill plays as JV comes down to the ring to a mild heel pop from the crowd. He glares at everybody in sight, including fans, the referee Jordan "I'm not Michael" Jones. He gets to the ring and eyeballs Weedman before settling into a neutral corner]

Loudmouth: Weighing in at a slim and trim 215 pounds........ JV! And HIS opponent, from the illustrious city of San Diego, California….

["What's Your Name" by Lynyrd Skynyrd plays as Garcia Frampton makes his way to the ring with his manager, That 70's Joe, to a loud reaction from the crowd, not positive, but not negative. He gets to the ring and waits for the announcer to finish his introductions.]

Loudmouth: Weighing in at jacked 235 pounds, GARCIA FRAMPTON!

[The bell rings as the announcer climbs out of the ring]

Eric Masterson: Ok folks, let me explain this match to you.

Vanessa McLure: Shut up stupid. This match is real simple. There are glass bongs laid up in each corner of the ring. The opponents do not leave the ring if they have been busted open. They must continue in the match, but cannot win. The winner is the person who at the end of the match is NOT bloody! We will see juice in this match! The last one sucked, since there wasn't any!

Matt Murdock: So basically what you are saying is that if you bleed, you can't win, but you CAN keep the guy who made YOU bleed from winning the match?
Sounds good to me! Let's get to the action in the ring!

Eric Masterson: Can I speak now? You guys are assholes. Weedman comes and brings the fight RIGHT to Frampton! Lefts and rights pepper the jaw of Garcia as JV just stands off to the side watching and laughing!

Vanessa McLure: He's the only damn smart one in this match!

Matt Murdock: Weedman has Garcia backed into the corner of the ring opposite from JV! And JV has his back turned and cannot see what is transpiring behind him!

Eric Masterson: Weedman with an Irish whip and he slams Garcia into JV who in
turn gets hit so hard, he flies over the top rope, over the ring post and
splatters himself on the mats outside of the ring!

[JV makes a sickening THUD as he lands chest first on the mats covering the concrete outside of the ring]

Vanessa McLure: It looks like Weedman is going for the early blood here!

Eric Masterson: Weedman just grabbed one of the bongs and lunges at Garcia, who dodges out of his way, and kicks him right in the ass when he turns around!

[Crowd erupts in laughter]

Vanessa McLure: Hehehehehehehehehehe

Matt Murdock: Yeah, you liked that huh? Garcia with a bong now! And he throws it from across the ring at Weedman!

Eric Masterson: Weedman ducks and the bong flies harmlessly by him! Weedman turns around and he thumbs his nose and sticks his tongue out at Garcia!

Matt Murdock: But he followed his bong in and he CLOCKS Weedman with punches to
the jaw! Garcia punches Weedman down in the corner and begins to stomp away at his chest!

Vanessa McLure: Garcia turns around and stands off to the side, flexing for the crowd! JV is FINALLY starting to come to now, as he struggles to his feet!

Eric Masterson: And Garcia runs the ropes! He grabs a bong from the corner and
suicide dives himself out of the ring, into the arms of JV who powerslams him on the Guatemalan announcers table! They in turn get up and begin to beat on the Vietnamese announcers!

[cameras cut to all of the announcers and we can see Vanessa McLure pointing and laughing at the idiot Asian announcers.]

McLure: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Eric Masterson: Is there any way to get her microphone shut off? *sigh* Anyways, JV and Garcia are standing outside of the ring and brawling while that fat Weedman sits in the corner trying to catch his breath!

Murdock: And here comes JV with a chair!

[SMACK]

Eric Masterson: JV just splattered Garcia with that chair!

Matt Murdock: Where's Weedman?

[As if on cue, Weedman comes charging through the cameras view and spears JV through the Australian announcers table. He grabs a bong from the ground next to one of the Aussies and attempts to smash it over JV's head. He hits JV, and busts him wide open.]

Eric Masterson: And we have our first casualty of the match as JV is busted WIDE open by the bong shot from Weedman!

Vanessa McLure: Serves the asshole right. JV is furious now and is going after Weedman AND Garcia!

Matt Murdock: Garcia battling Weedman, throws him back into the ring! JV follows him in and begins to stomp hard on Weedman's chest!

Vanessa McLure: Garcia in from behind! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe In from behind....... I kill myself.

Eric Masterson: OK... I think she should be cut off, man. Anyways, Garcia in the ring and he comes up behind JV! Reverse DDT on JV! JV Is NOT moving now!

Vanessa McLure: Garcia to the top rope with a bong! He is going for a flying headbutt onto Weedman! He goes for the bong shot and.....He HITS IT!!!! NO wait! Weedman JUST moved at the last second! HEHE I said BUTT......

Eric Masterson: Garcia back up to his feet now and he is BRUTALIZING Weedman! Weedman on the ground absolutely defenseless! Have some compassion man! Just cut him and get it over with!

Matt Murdock: And now Garcia is dragging Weedman to his feet..... BRAINBUSTER SUPLEX! Garcia is in TOTAL domination of this match now..... Weedman slow to his feet, one knee now...... LOW BLOW BY WEEDMAN!

Vanessa McLure: Weedman low blows Garcia and is up on his feet! Out of the ring he goes and he comes back with a bong! Weedman charging Garcia on the mat with his bong! Ha goes for a flying bong drop and misses! The glass shatters everywhere!

Matt Murdock: Garcia up on his feet now... He has half of Weedman's bong in his hands. He picks up Weedman, throws him into the ropes, and SMASH! RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THE BONG! But Weedman isn't bleeding!

Vanessa McLure: Weedman must have steel skin or SOMETHING..... JV Starting to stir! JV to his feet! Garcia off the ropes again going after Weedman! Weedman ducks and JV hits him with a clothesline!

Matt Murdock: Clothesline by JV on Garcia, and Garcia is FLAT on his back! JV goes to the top rope, bleeding profusely from his head! Weedman stands in front of JV and picks him up off the ropes! He throws him onto Garcia who is laying in wait with another portion of the bong! He moves out of the way and JV lands on the bong! Garcia to his feet! He grabs JV by the scruff of
his neck and throws him out of the ring and he lands smack on top of the German announcing table!

Eric Masterson: And the Germans are FURIOUS!

Matt Murdock: JV all but eliminated from the picture here. Weedman and Garcia are ducking it out in the middle of the ring now! Jesus... Look at JV!

[Camera shows JV getting to his feet slowly and moving back towards the ring]

Eric Masterson: JV climbing into the ring, unbeknownst to the two combatants in the ring! These two men have NO clue who is behind them! But Weedman sees him!

Vanessa McLure: JV ducks down and grabs a bong from the last corner! Garcia turns around just in time to see him! Garcia ducks and Weedman takes the bong hit RIGHT in the head!!! And Weedman is bleeding from his forehead!!!!!!!

[ding ding ding]

Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen! Your winner of the first blood bong hit
match! Garcia...FRAMPTON!!!!!

Matt Murdock: Wait a minute, JV isn't done yet. Frampton is celebrating, but JV taps him on his shoulder, and as Garcia turns around, he yells 'BLEEP you!' and kicks him in the gut, followed by his finsiher, the One-Two-Three DDT!

Vanessa McLure: Yes! An attack from behind I love it!

Eric Masterson: What are you talking about, that was uncalled for! JV beating down on Frampton, and folks, we have got to go to yet another commercial break. Sponsers paid a fortune for their 30-second clips, and we want to make sure we get all our money!

Matt Murdock: We'll be right back.

Wyatte "Steel" Brock vs Spoonmaster for the CWF People's Title

["You Talk Too Much" by Run DMC plays as the fans get to their feet. They give Wyatte "Steel" Brock a reception of a mixture of cheering and booing.]

Loudmouth: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing to you at this time. From Phoenix, Arizona and weighing in at 263 pounds… The CWF Peoples Champion…WYATTE BROCK!

[Brock makes his way down to the ring, looking out at the fans and smiling. He enters the ring and unstraps his belt, showing it off to the crowd. He gives the belt to Jordan Jones, and leans off into the corner.]

Loudmouth: And his opponent, from a place he calls Spoon Earth and weighing a paltry 330 pounds...SPOONMASTER!!!!!

["Basket Case" by Green Day plays as the crowd cheers for Spoonmaster, making his way to the ring, he occasionally slaps a fans hand, but never lets go of his ever faithful Spoon. He hits the ring and the ref holds the belt up in the air. The bell rings and the match starts]

Matt Murdock: No real clear-cut good guy in this match, although the fans sure seem to like Spoonmaster!

Vanessa McLure: Shut up Matt. The crowd is obviously one the side of Wyatte… Who
just charged Spoonmaster and hit him with a running lariat!

Matt Murdock: And Spoonmaster does not budge! He shakes it off and smiles at him! And
now its Spoonmasters turn! He hits Wyatte with a clothesline and appears to rock the big man!

Eric Masterson: Gee guys, you sure give ME a chance to give MY thoughts on this. Spoonmaster with one more clothesline and Wyatte goes down!

Vanessa McLure: Not for long though as he got back up to his feet! Spoon coming in for another clothesline attempt! Float over by Wyatte right into a DDT!

Eric Masterson: He SPIKED him with that DDT! Back up to his feet. Wyatte proceeds to attempt to stomp a hole in Spoon!

Matt Murdock: Not too much success though, look at Spoon's stomach jiggle like a bowl full of jelly on that one...

Eric Masterson: Wyatte finally relenting as Jordan counts him off of spoon. He shoves Jordan out of the way and goes back to stomping on Spoon!

Vanessa McLure: Spoon getting to his feet slowly after Wyatte relents on the punishment! Wyatte coming back in... Right hand blocked by Spoon who delivers rights and lefts to Wyatte's jaw!

Eric Masterson: And Wyatte is DOWN! Spoon standing in front of him…Standing leg drop by Spoon!

Matt Murdock: And now Spoon is looking around! What in the hell is he looking for... Oh god... He was looking for his spoon…

Eric Masterson: Spoon with his trusty spoon! And he is hugging it... You know, he better stop with this crap before Wyatte gets up.

Vanessa McLure: Too late. Wyatte is up on his feet again and Spoon doesn't even see him. Wyatte charges Spoon in the corner! BIG SPLASH by Wyatte!

Eric Masterson: Spoon just kind of stumbles and falls backwards! And is caught by Wyatte!

Vanessa McLure: Reverse DDT by Wyatte! But Spoon just gets right back up to his feet!

Eric Masterson: Wyatte is absolutely astonished! Wyatte to the outside, Spoon following.

Matt Murdock: And Wyatte is being CHASED by Spoon! Spoon with a dive catches Wyatte's heel! Wyatte headfirst into the steps!

Vanessa McLure: Spoon FINALLY showing a bit of a vicious side as he gets up and proceeds to slam Wyatte's head repeatedly into the steps! And these fans are...are... They're LOVING IT! These fans suck and don't know good talent when they see it for God's sake!

Eric Masterson: You are SO biased.

Matt Murdock: But awfully sexy though... Hey baby... I got a beer. You want a sip?

Vanessa McLure: This is SO screaming for a sexual harassment suit.. And speaking of sexual harassment, Wyatte just kicked Spoon right in the little spoons!

[Spoonmaster drops to the ground with Wyatte's foot buried in his crotch. Wyatte pulls his foot back and smiles.]

Matt Murdock: And look at the look on Wyatte's face. He is PLEASED with himself! Kneedrop to the back of the neck of Spoon!

Eric Masterson: Looks like he could be getting his neck soft for the Steel Trap. His variation of the STF!

Vanessa McLure: And he picks him up and rolls him into the ring! And hits an elbow drop to the neck! Looks like its HIS turn to be mean now.

Matt Murdock: And he goes to the top rope, waiting for Spoonmaster to get up. Spoon to his knees, then his feet… And Wyatte off the top with a HUGE clothesline!

Eric Masterson: And Spoon goes down in a heap! Wyatte to his feet, and back down! Looks like he is going to try for his finisher already!

[Wyatte rolls around Spoon trying to hook on his STF. He finally does and Spoon is screaming on the mat.]

Vanessa McLure: Spoon is beating the mat with his hand, but he isn't tapping out! He MUST be into S&M or SOMETHING.

Eric Masterson: And he is CLAWING his way to the ropes! He gets to the ropes and Wyatte is forced to break his hold! Wyatte rolls to the outside…and he comes back in with a chair!

Vanessa McLure: HERE we go! Wyatte scrapes Spoon up off of the mat and Irish whips
him into the ropes, Spoon back and Wyatte tries for a hip toss, but gets blocked!

Eric Masterson: And Spoon with a MONSTER chokeslam onto the chair! Wyatte just smushed the chair underneath his weight!

Matt Murdock: Eric, you are WAY too gleeful when you talk about someone and chairs, but anyways, Wyatte getting picked up by Spoon. And he slams him back onto the chair remnants!

Vanessa McLure: Spoon now to the outside. He goes underneath the ring and comes out with a table! He slides the table into the ring and then slides in himself!

Eric Masterson: Spoon setting up the table in the corner, but wasting precious time as Wyatte gets to his feet! Spoon goes back to Wyatte and hits him in the jaw for good measure! He grabs Wyatte by the hair and throws him face first into the table!

Matt Murdock: And the table doesn't break! Wyatte bounces back into Spoons waiting arms! And spoon with a belly-to-back suplex! And both men are down!

Vanessa McLure: Wait, Wyatte starting to move a bit and he slowly gets to his feet!

Eric Masterson: And Spoon to his feet also! These men see each other and begin to duke it out in the middle of the ring! Its turning into a pier 6 brawl here!

Vanessa McLure: Wyatte gaining the advantage! Go behind by Wyatte, T-BONE SUPLEX INTO THE TABLE!!!

Eric Masterson: Man, did you see Spoons neck bend!

Vanessa McLure: That was a tremendous move by Wyatte! Wyatte pulling himself out of the remnants of the table, and into the middle of the ring!

Matt Murdock: And he is setting him up for the Steel Trap again! Jordan down to ask! Spoon isn't even moving... The ref checks the arm of Spoonmaster..

[Jordan picks up Spoonmasters arm once..twice..three times, and he motions for the bell. He gets Wyattes belt and hands it to him as "You Talk Too Much" by Run DMC plays]

Loudmouth: Your winner and STILL CWF Peoples Champion... Wyatte Steel BROCK!!!!!!!!

Mack McMichaels vs Desmond Destiny

Loudmouth: This match is for the CWF international title. First making his way down the aisle with The Bodyguard, the CWF International champ and self-proclaimed God of Wrestling, Mack McMichaels.

Vanessa McLure: What an idiot…calls himself the God of Wrestling…

(Smoke shoots up from each side of the entranceway in the colors of gold and silver. Two streaks of red pyros fire towards each other diagonally from the top of CWF-Tron and forms and X. "God of Wrestling" echoes throughout the building in a deep thundering voice. The fans all rise as 20 men begin to walk out from the entrance. Each man is wearing a white robe with a black band over his shoulder. Gray smoke pours from the middle of the doorway and fills the walkway's floor. Mack comes out in shiny metallic purple and gold pants and a sleeveless collared robe. The bodyguard follows him with a long golden metal staff in his hands. Mack points to his belt around his waist but wont reveal the whole belt. The 20 men surround the ring as Mack walks up the steps and The Bodyguard follows him grabbing the mic. Mack enters
the ring and grabs the mic from The Bodyguard. Mack makes a zig zag motion and and pyros fire in the same motion behind him.)

Loudmouth: And now making his way down the aisle the contender, Desmond Destiny.

("Dark Side of the Wall: 2000" by Public Enemy plays, and Desmond walks down the entrance ramp and is attacked by Mack.)

Eric Masterson: Mack slams him headfirst on the metal rampway. Mack hooks Desmond up for the powerbomb, but Desmond blocks it!

Matt Murdock: Back body drop on the metal ramp by Desmond Destiny! Referee Greg Falling calls for the two to come to the ring, and Destiny picks up Mack and tosses him towards the ring.

Vanessa McLure: McMichaels stumbles forwards, and rolls into the ring, and Destiny calmly follows. I don't like the calm and cool demeanor of Desmond Destiny. It's too nice.

Eric Masterson: Just like you. The bell rings, and this match is officially under way. Destiny and Mack lock up, Mack with a headlock, Destiny breaks out of it, sending Mack towards the ropes…leapfrog by Destiny, Mack comes back with a head of steam, hiptoss by Desmond Destiny!

Matt Murdock: Great technical move by Desmond! He goes for a cover…one…two…kickout by Mack McMichaels!

Eric Masterson: Destiny is back up, and he pulls up McMichaels the hard way. He sends Mack into the neutral corner, and follows it up with a knee to the face! Mack stumbles out, and Destiny gives him a slight push, and laughs as he falls flat on his face.

Vanessa McLure: I hope Mack isn't hurt! He's the God of Wrestling!

Matt Murdock: Shut up! Destiny going to the top rope…he raises his hands in the air, back elbow drop! Desmond with a cover…one! two! three! Come on, Greg! The Bodyguard has Falling distracted, and now he finally turns around…one…two…McMichaels gets a shoulder up.

Eric Masterson: Son of a bitch. He had it won! Destiny looks a little flustered now. He pulls up Mack, and tries to Irish whip him, reversed by McMichaels into the turnbuckle! Mack follows with a HUGE chop! And another!

Vanessa McLure: Whooooo!

Matt Murdock: McMichaels is slapping the sense outta Desmond! He brings Destiny out of the corner and plants him with a sidewalk slam! Mack with a cover…one…two…thr NO! Destiny kicked out! Desmond Destiny kicked out!

Eric Masterson: It's Mack's turn to get frustrated. He gets in the face of Greg Falling, but Falling stands his ground and tells him to shut the hell up, so to speak!

Matt Murdock: Destiny is sneaking up behind Mack, he can smell the title…Mack turns around kick to the gut! Destiny picks him up on his shoulders…Tilt-A-Whirl…NOO! Mack reversed the Tild-A-Whirl Death Valley Driver into a reverse neckbreaker! Both men are down!

Eric Masterson: What a move!

Vanessa McLure: Come on you pusses! Get up!

Greg Falling: One! Two! Three! Four! Five!

Eric Masterson: Mack rolls over and makes a cover…one…two…Destiny gets a shoulder up! Good God!

Matt Murdock: Both men struggle to their feet, and the crowd begins to yell loudly. They are really getting into this matchup!

Vanessa McLure: The Bodyguard is up on the mat, trying to get Mack's attention, he finally does, and hands Mack the IC belt! He's gonna cause some juice to spill!

Matt Murdock: You should marry a vampire or something, you like blood so much…

Vanessa McLure: Go to hell bitch!

Eric Masterson: You are the bitch….

Matt Murdock: Oh well…Mack's got the belt, and Greg Falling is telling him no, but he swings anyway, and misses! Falling realizes this, and does not call for the bell!

Eric Masterson: Desmond Destiny kicks Mack in the gut, he drops the belt, and Destiny picks him up, over his shoulders…there it was! The Gateway to Destiny! Right onto the IC Belt!

Vanessa McLure: No! The God is down!

Matt Murdock: Destiny makes a cover, and Falling makes the call…

Greg Falling: One!….Two!…Three!!!

Eric Masterson: Desmond Destiny wins!

Chris "Loudmouth" Spracher: Your winner, and NEW CWF Intercontinental Champion…Desmond Destiny!!!!

("Dark Side of the Wall: 2000" by Public Enemy plays, and Destiny celebrates with his title)

"Livewire" Ken Sparks vs Surfer Dude for the title of "Mister SNS"

(A video package of the fued between Livewire and Surfer Dude is shown. When it ends, the camera cuts to the announcer's table, but before they can say anything, "Another Brick In The Wall" by Pink Floyd plays as "Smart" Alec Kidd and Fang come down the isle. The fans are cheering, for the most part, as Alec walks down the isle and slides into the ring. He puts the mic to his lips and begins to speak, just as Fang is getting in the ring.)

"SMART" ALEC KIDD: Ladies and gentlemen, the Vince Russo of the CWF, "Smart" Alec Kidd!

FANG: Are you sure you can say the words "Vince Russo" here? I heard it cost the CWF money everytime someone says "Vince Russo". What about if I said something like WCW S...

"SMART" ALEC KIDD: Nevermind that, Fang, we have work to do. Now, I'm out here tonight, on this Halloween, to announce that I am the savior of the CWF. No, this isn't some Chris Jericho gimmick, this is the truth. See, first off, I`m better than any wrestler alive today, so now the CWF ratings will increase drastically. Not only that, but I have managed to weasel my
way into becoming your commissioner!

(Crowd pops and boos, mostly boos)

"SMART" ALEC KIDD: Yeah, I love you all too. Now, the way I see it is, the CWF SNS shows are lacking any real great matchups. So, we are gonna change that, starting next SNS, I`m booking a special card. But, you, the loyal, gullible PPV buyers at home, will hear the card now. To start with, Wyatte Ear... uh Brock will be defending his People`s Belt against.... hmm.... let
me think... any ideas, Fang?

FANG: Well, he could fight the guy with the tights....

"SMART" ALEC KIDD: That helped.... a lot... (smacks Fang in the back of the head). Ok, let me think.... Nothin. Wait! I got an idea! Since it is the PEOPLE`S Title, Mr. Brock, you`ll defend it against one of the people! That`s right, I`ll pick a random fan from ringside to face you. I guess that's it… (Fang whispers something in Alec`s ear.)

"SMART" ALEC KIDD: Not a bad idea at all! I`m sorry, I almost forgot the "stars" of the CWF. But I now remember. Mr. Sparks and Massacre. The CWF World Tag Team Champions, eh? Well, that`s good. You defend this Sunday against Cyclone and Fang! Not only that, but there will be a cage around the ring!

(Ken Sparks music plays, and all of a sudden Ken comes walking midway down the isle with a mic in hand and a paper in the other.)

LIVEWIRE KEN SPARKS: Now hold on just a second there, Commissioner KIDD, but you need to remember that the fans are what it's all about, not your own little ego!

(Crowd pops)

KEN SPARKS: Now, I'm not too fond of you coming out here, out of nowhere, and giving yourself a title shot. But ya know what, that's okay. Because I saw this coming. See, call me the Ed Ferrarra of the CWF if you want, but I have another brilliant idea. You, Alec, prepare for a VERY interesting Sunday. That's all I got to say.

"SMART" ALEC KIDD: Alright Kenny, and you do the same. CWF... Later, losers

(Alec Kidd and Fang walk back to the back as the camera goes back to the ring, where Sparks stands.)

Vanessa McLure: Before you say anything, I just want to say that I hate both of these guys. They both suck up to the fans, and make me want to vomit. I will be back when one or both of these putzes is dead or unconscious.

(She gets up and leaves)

Eric Masterson: My my, this is the craziest feud we've seen in the last few years of the CWF.

Matt Murdock: Well, when you have two wrestlers who are as charismatic as these two, that's what you get.

Eric Masterson: I know that everyone knows what is going on here, but let's go over the stipulations of this match.

Matt Murdock: Now you've been told that this is Hell-in-the-Cell, but it is a specially modified cage, with a ceiling that is 20 feet high.

Eric Masterson: And why is that?

Matt Murdock: Because this is also a ladder match, with a barbed wire chair hanging from the top of the cage.

Eric Masterson: Yes, the object of the match is to get the chair, and then use it on your opponent.

Matt Murdock: That's all?

Eric Masterson: All?

Matt Murdock: No, that's Just-In-Credible

Eric Masterson: Oh look, thank goodness, it's ring announcer, Christopher "Loudmouth" Spracher.

(ding,ding, ding, ding. "All-Star" by Smashmouth starts to play. Half of the crowd pops)

"Loudmouth" Spracher: From Helena, Montana, Ken "Livewire" Sparks.

(Livewire jogs to the cage and slides into the ring)

Matt Murdock: Uh, I don't see a ladder

(A camera zoom in on the ladder standing next to the ring)

Loudmouth: And from Los Angeles, C.A., Johnny "Surfer Dude" Shades.

(Surfer Dude struts down to the ring as "Selling the Drama" by Live plays. The other half of the crowd cheers.)

Matt Murdock: Wait, he's climbing up the cage!

Eric Masterson: He's not just climbing it, now he's surfing it!

Matt Murdock: He certainly has the way to get this crowd going.

(The bell rings to start the match)

Matt Murdock: Johnny better get into the ring…

(SD calls Livewire to come up to the top of the cage, and Livewire responds by pointing at the mat.)

Eric Masterson: It seems that neither of these guys wants to play the other's game.

Matt Murdock: Well somebody needs to be a man.

(Livewire climbs through the ropes and SD starts toward the edge of the cage)

Matt Murdock: Livewire is out of the cage, calling Surfer Dude down.

Eric Masterson: Surfer is running and HE JUST dove off the cage ...

Matt Murdock: Surfer hit Livewire, but just barely, and he's lying in the rubble of the Ooompa-Loompa-Land announcer's table!

Eric Masterson: Livewire looks stunned, but he's getting up quickly enough.

Matt Murdock: He may be extreme, but he's unconscious right now.

(Livewire picks up a chair and stalks slowly over to Surfer)

Eric Masterson: For months, Sparks has had rage building inside, and with that chair in his hand, it looks like he's going to take it out on the sleeping Surfer.

(Livewire smashes the chair against Surfer's back and legs, then starts to jab the top of the chair against Surfer's neck.)

Matt Murdock: If this were a normal match, I would say that Livewire is setting Shades' neck up for an Electric Chair, but all he needs to do is hit Surfer with the chair.

Eric Masterson: I think Sparks is taking out his recent frustrations. He had a great match last week, and couldn't go home with the World title. He lost the first Mister SNS match by DQ, what else can go wrong for him?

Matt Murdock: I hope this hasn't all driven him to the edge of INSANITY!

Eric Masterson: Well...

Matt Murdock: Sparks climbs up on the Venezuelan announcer's table, and spreads
his arms to the crowd.

(The crowd starts to chant, "He's a Live Wire" clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)

Eric Masterson: Sparks just moonsaulted onto Surfer.

Matt Murdock: He's climbing back up onto the table..

Eric Masterson: And look, Surfer is starting to move, or is he twitching?

Matt Murdock: Another moonsault!!!!!

(Livewire hits his fallen opponent and skips up)

Eric Masterson: Ok, Surfer is knocked out, just go get the chair, Kenny!!!!

(Livewire starts to climb the cage)

Matt Murdock: The man has snapped!!

Eric Masterson: Wait now! Didn't DTA piledrive McRonald a few months ago? You didn't say that was crazy!

Matt Murdock: I wasn't working here yet…

Eric Masterson: Oh man, Sparks is on the edge of the cage, he looks like he is going to dive onto ... no, wait, he has struck the surfing pose Shades did earlier.

(Boos and laughter erupt from the crowd)

Matt Murdock: Yes, he is showing why his friends started calling him Livewire, the fun-loving guy on the block.

Eric Masterson: He's walking to the other edge of the cage.

(Surfer Dude lifts his head from a pool of blood)

Matt Murdock: Shades just moved, I saw the whites of his eyes.

Eric Masterson: Well, it won't help much, because Sparks is moving too, down the other side of the cage.

(A fan jumps the rail and throws a 44-ounce cup of water into Surfer's face, then jumps the rail and is grabbed by security)

Matt Murdock: Huh? Was that the new wave?

(Sparks pushes off the cage and...)

Eric Masterson: Livewire just landed and has a smile on his face, he's going to get the ladder, he's going to get the ladder!

Matt Murdock: Surfer is crawling past our announce position…

Eric Masterson: Livewire is sliding the ladder into the ring…

Matt Murdock: Surfer is pulling himself up on the fence to try to stand..

(The crowd starts to chant "Surfer, Surfer, Surfer")

Eric Masterson: Livewire is setting up the ladder!!

Matt Murdock: Surfer is pulling himself along the cage!!

Eric Masterson: Livewire is climbing the ladder, striking the surfing pose on
each rung.

Matt Murdock: Surfer is almost to the door!!

Eric Masterson: Livewire is standing on top of the ladder!!

Matt Murdock: Surfer slides into the ring!!

Eric Masterson: Livewire sees Surfer!

Matt Murdock: Surfer looks up, Owwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

Eric Masterson: Too late, Livewire just laid down a double axe handle on Surfer's head!!

Matt Murdock: Surfer is down again, and Livewire is hustling up the ladder this time.

Eric Masterson: Surfer nudges the ladder, Livewire falls onto Surfer Dude!

Matt Murdock: I think I just heard something crack!

(Both men start to move, slowly making their way to their knees)

Eric Masterson: Oh, they're slugging each other!

Matt Murdock:Ken!

Eric Masterson: Johnny!

Matt Murdock: Sparks!

Eric Masterson: Shades!

Matt Murdock:Left!

Eric Masterson: Right!

Matt Murdock:Left!

Eric Masterson: Right!

Matt Murdock:Sparks misses and falls to the mat.

Eric Masterson: Surfer pulls himself up the ropes and falls forward with a clothesline on Sparks.

Matt Murdock:Oh my, Sparks is laid out on the mat.

Eric Masterson: Surfer climbs to the top rope FROGSPLASH!

Matt Murdock: Livewire is in pain, he is holding his stomach, and so is Shades.

Eric Masterson: It looks like Livewire got the worst of it, because Shades is starting up the ladder, but wait, he stopped and is grabbing his knee, that dive off the cage must have done worse than we thought…

Matt Murdock: Sparks climbs up the other side of the ladder, it is a race…

Eric Masterson: The ladder is shaking badly!

Matt Murdock: They both jump off the ladder, they're standing face-to-face!

Eric Masterson: Neck and elbow tie-up.

Matt Murdock: Livewire turns it into a headlock.

Eric Masterson: Shades reverses it into a hammerlock then whips Livewire to the , oh no, the ladder!!

Matt Murdock: Ohmigosh, the ladder split in two!!

Eric Masterson: Livewire is rolling on the mat and Shades is trying to set up
the ladder, but it won't stay up!!

(Shades drops the ladder onto Livewire and starts to look around)

Matt Murdock: The ladder is broken, what are they going to do?

Eric Masterson: I don't know…wait a minute…look up!!!

[The camera suddenly goes up into the rafters where a man wearing a trench coat sits watching the two men battle below in the ring. He suddenly hooks up a line to something and swings out over the cage below and is lowered down slowly. He sets foot on the top and releases himself from the line and he walks around the top of the cage, watching the men below him, who have no idea he is on top. He looks out towards the crowd, and flashes a smile, coincidentally, its the only thing you can see on his face, and pulls out a pair of bolt cutters from inside his trench coat. He begins to cut through the links, and he cuts away a good sized hole in the mesh of the top, drops the chair, and he jumps down into the ring below, where the men stop fighting and look at him. The lights go out quickly as the men rush him. When they come back on, he is standing over Livewire and Surfer Dude with his arms raised up above him. He then grabs a microphone being handed to him through the door of the cage.]

Man: Surfer Dude........ Livewire. I am here, and like I said, there is HELL TO PAY!!!

[The man pulls off his trench coat to reveal Black Knight, wearing a DTA t-shirt. The crowd explodes into cheers as he walks around the ring]

Black Knight: Surfer Dude, you have pulled all of these stunts to try and, get yourself over, but all you did was fail miserably! So I am here to light a fire underneath your ASS! And YOU.

[He points at Livewire]

Black Knight: You talk about retiring from a sport you never made a big enough impact on for anyone to CARE if you retire!

[Suddenly something else is being lowered, this time through the hole he cut in the mesh of the cage. It is a barbed wire wrapped Singapore cane. He grabs the cane, and walks over to the turnbuckle where he takes a seat on the top]

BK: I got one MORE surprise for you though.....

[Knight waits until the men have stirred and begun to regain their consciousness before continuing. The two men slowly get to their feet, and look over at Black Knight sitting on the turnbuckle. They begin to advance towards him]

Black Knight: Whoah Whoah Whoah there boys. You might want to settle down a second, because I got ONE MORE SURPRISE up my little sleeve here......

[They stop and look quizzically at him]

Black Knight: The surprise is real simple actually, what I want you to do is turn around and watch that little CWFtron over there.

[The video tron shows letters on it, swirling around and dripping blood. The letters are as follows. C........M............N..............A.............E.............I............The men look at each other with looks of not quite comprehension on their faces. Meanwhile the camera focuses behind them. Black Knight is sitting on the top turnbuckle, smiling as he reaches down underneath his shirt and begins to peel his skin away. Then, like in Mission Impossible, he pulls off his face to reveal Steve Johnson (!!!!!!!!) underneath. He begins to speak in his normal southern drawl]

Steve: Those letters..........

[The men, upon hearing HIS voice, turn around quickly and face him]

Steve: Spell ICEMAN.

[The crowd has attempted to blow the roof of the arena with cheers, as Steve Johnson steps down off of turnbuckle and approaches the men. He looks Surfer Dude eye to eye and smiles a crooked southern smile. Steve puts his hand out to SD who takes it and shakes it. Livewire breaks them up and Steve quickly turns his attention to him. The two men shout back and forth at each other,
the camera not quite being able to catch what they say, but lots of expletives are involved. SD Backs away from them and then quickly rushes Livewire from behind and clotheslines him right into Steve, who hits him with a Rock Bottom. Steve stands above him and raises his cane to the crowd who respond with enormous cheers for him and SD. Steve backs away from Livewire
and lets SD do his thing with him]

Matt Murdock: Oh my God! Jordan Jones is not calling for the bell, but he is telling the Iceman to leave!

Eric Masterson: The Iceman, Steve Johnson is back?! The Hardcore Specialist is back! The CWF Hall of Famer is back!!

Matt Murdock: Livewire is getting back to his feet, as Shades picks up the ladder.

Eric Masterson: Livewire is back to his feet…

Matt Murdock: Shades tosses the ladder at Livewire…

Eric Masterson: POINT BREAK ON THE LADDER, POINT BREAK WITH THE LADDER!!

Matt Murdock: Surfer Dude picking up that ladder, and he positions it about five feet from the knocked-out Livewire!

Eric Masterson: What is the idiot doing? The chair is right there, hit him with it!

Matt Murdock: The Dude picks up the chair, and thrusts it up in the air, to an enormous crowd pop! He's climbing the ladder!

Eric Masterson: What a freaking idiot! He is at the top, going for a…

Matt Murdock:It looks like another moonsault, YES!!!

(Surfer Dude gets a hand on the chair and pulls it across his chest, jumping off the top of the ladder, and flipping backwards.)

Eric Masterson: SPARKS LANDED ON THE CHAIR, HE'S CUT!!!

(Ding ding ding)

Matt Murdock: Jordan Jones just called for the bell, he is raising Johnny Shades' hand.

Eric Masterson: What???

Matt Murdock:He used the chair on Livewire…

Eric Masterson: But ... I guess it is over…Surfer Dude rolls over on his back, and the chair sticks to Livewire! Both men are bleeding, Livewire from his head and chest, and Surfer Dude from his chest where he held the chair tight.

Loudmouth: The winner, and Mister SNS, Surfer Dude!!!!!

(Vanessa McLure comes running back)

Vanessa McLure: Thank God that is over! And who is that jackass Steve Johnson? What a jackass...

Eric Masterson: Now what? X is back!! He runs down the ramp, and through the cage, and he enters the ring! He's beating the hell out of Surfer Dude, who is hurt badly!

Vanessa McLure: Yes! I came back at just the right time!

Matt Murdock: Sparks is back up…he sees X and Surfer Dude, and looks at Shades, and then nails X on the back of the head with the steel chair! Shades and Livewire stomping all over X!!! Now Brett Logan is running down the ramp!

Vanessa McLure: What is Logan doing out here? I thought he and Livewire were friends!

Eric Masterson: He's dressed in all black, much like X! He pushes Livewire, and yells 'what the hell is your problem, man!'

Matt Murdock: Surfer Dude leaves the ring, and Livewire stands back, looking confused, as Logan tends to the fallen X.

Eric Masterson: Well folks, it's time to take our last commercial break. We'll be right back with the World Title matchup!

"Dead Drunk" Dan Williams vs Minister Massacre for the CWF World Heavyweight Title

Loudmouth: Ladies and gents, this following match up is for the World Heavyweight Title of CWF and is the main event. The following match will take place at a graveyard set up especially for this match up. First making his way down the aisle, the challenger, Minister Massacre.

(Blood begins to pour from the entry way and the lights flicker on and off. Massacre comes alone to "Battle For Heaven" by Glenn Danzig. The fans stands up on their feet and mixed reaction is given.)

Loudmouth: And now his opponent, member of DTA and current CWF World Heavyweight champion, "Dead Drunk" Dan Williams.

(A few small pyros fire off, "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica plays, and Dan comes out from the entryway laughing.

The two men walk over to the cemetary, which is about a thirty foot by thirty foot block of turf, with several marble tombstones positioned on it. There is also a black steel fence surrounding the area, and several gargoyle statues on the fence.)

Matt Murdock: Folks the bell rings and this one is under way. Massacre runs over to DDD and tries a clothesline. DDD is stunned and Massacre hits him with a few uppercuts to the stomach.

Eric Masterson: The Minister with a knee to Dan's gut and now Massacre with a swinging neckbreaker.

Matt Murdock: Minister Massacre walks over to a cross laying on the ground and picks it up.

Vanessa McLure: That cross is made of metal and must weigh at least twenty-five pounds. Massacre smacks the out of breath DDD over the head with the cross. Now that's what I like to see!

Eric Masterson: The Minister picks Dan up and is signaling for a tombstone. Dan low blows him. Both men are down.

Matt Murdock: Dan appears to be out cold after using what strength he had left to low blow MM.

Vanessa McLure: I like that move by Dan! Massacre walks over to DDD and Dan trips him. Massacre falls face-first onto the turf!

Eric Masterson: Massacre is right back up and pulls Dan over to the tombstone and slams him head-first into it. He picks up a shovel and swings it at Dan. Dan ducks and drop kicks the Minister!

Matt Murdock: Dan grabs the shovel from Minister Massacre and waffles him with it! Massacre is not phased!!! Dan hits him again and again and again!

Eric Masterson: Massacre is pouring out blood like a fountain now. He falls over. Dan picks him up, and chokeslams Massacre onto a tombstone! Dan picks him up again, and carries him over to the steel fence, dropping him throat first!

Matt Murdock: DDD signals for the Dead Drunk Drop. Massacre out of nowhere hits a testicular claw on DDD but Dan stomps on MM making him release. DDD picks Massacre up grimacing in extreme pain and hits the Dead Drunk Drop on the tombstone!

Eric Masterson: He's not done yet! DDD signal for the Hangover. DDD grabs Massacre and goes to a stone table set up like a high rise gravestone. DDD hits the Hangover and goes for the cover.

Greg Falling: One! Two!

Vanessa McLure: My God, Massacre kicked out! Incredible! Dan looks down at Massacre, who is beaten and broken. Dan starts to kick Massacre in his stomach. I think Dan is losing it.

Eric Masterson: He's done EVERYthing to put down Massacre. Or has he?? Dan goes over to a tombstone, picks it up and is going to waffle Massacre with it. But Massacre is up and kicks DDD, the tombstone is on the ground and The Minister powerbombs Dan into it!!! Good lord the tombstone is broke in half, what force Massacre used on DDD!

Matt Murdock: DDD isn't moving. Massacre puts him in a figure four. Submission-hold by Massacre. DDD grabs his legs in pain, Massacre is showing he can take in AND dish it out.

Vanessa McLure: Yeah but can DDD take it??? I don't think so. Dan is in great pain, he's screaming. He's looking for something, anything to hit Minister Massacre with but nothing is there. Massacre releases it and spits on DDD!!! Guess that's his way of telling Triple D how much he respects him.

Eric Masterson: Massacre goes over and grabs a piece of the broken tombstone, he jabs
it in Dan's leg repeatedly. Massacre wants the World title badly! Massacre gives DDD a sidewalk slam into the hard ground!

Matt Murdock: Dan starts to limp up a pile of dirt, trying to escape Massacre. The Minister follows as DDD picks up speed. They reach the top. Both men trade blows....oh my
GOD!!! Massacre just speared DDD off the dirt onto the ground, but in mid-air DDD gained the advantage and landed on top, Massacre broke his fall by hitting a gravestone. OUCH.

Vanessa McLure: Dan crawls over to Massacre. Where is the ref???

Eric Masterson: He was dazed by the fall, he got caught in it.

Vanessa McLure: The Minister rolls DDD up but only a two count!!!!

Matt Murdock: The ref was a bit slow on that one.

Eric Masterson: DDD cradles Massacre and Massacre has no strength left!

Falling: One....two.......kickout!

Matt Murdock: He kicked out!! I didn't think he had any strength left!!

Vanessa McLure: My dead guy Massacre is coming through!

Matt Murdock: Massacre is up, and he picks up Dan, going for his finisher…kick to the gut, flips him up…floatover by Williams!!!

Eric Masterson: Williams pulls the Minister around, and jumps forward, grabbing the Minister's neck!! That's a picture perfect bulldog onto the tombstone!!!!

Vanessa McLure: That's not a bulldog…that's an ELECTRIC CHAIR!! Massacre's head connects flush with the marble tombstone, and he goes out cold!

Matt Murdock: Dan rolls over…gets a cover…ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!

Eric Masterson: Dan wins!! He defeats Massacre again!!!

Loudmouth: Your winner…and STILL CWF World Heavyweight Champion…"Dead Drunk" Dan Williams!!!!

("For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica plays as Williams goes to the ring to celebrate.)

Matt Murdock: It's been a wonderful night, and I had a great time calling it!

Eric Masterson: This very well could be the best CWF Pay Per View Extravaganza EVER!!! We'll see everyone next week at Sunday Night Superzone? Later everybody!!!

Vanessa McLure: Yeah…and you all can SUCK MY…wait a minute…I don't have anything to…ah hell…SUCK IT!!!!!

Special Thanks to: The handlers of "The Livewire" Ken Sparks, Wyatte "Steel" Brock, Steve "Iceman" Johnson, and Cyclone for writing matches.

Note: If you ever want a promo like Mack McMichaels did for his ring entrance, feel free to send it to me at [email protected] and I'll make sure it gets included.

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