
CWF Mega Matches:
Millenium Madness
January 2nd, 2000
Sky Dome, Toronto Canada
(Scene opens outside the Sky Dome in Toronto, Canada. It is dark outside, but the street lights illuminate the
place, showing the excitement surrounding the arena. Scalpers are running the show outside, selling ringside seats
for prices up to one thousand dollars. Various venders are selling peanuts, shirts, foam fingers, among other various
items. Thousands of people are filing into the arena, most holding handmade signs. The words of Matt Murdock can
be heard, describe the scene.)
Matt Murdock: Welcome again to another Championship Wrestling Pay Per View Extravagansa. In a few short moments,
we will kick of Mega Matches: Millenium Madness with a very special awards ceremony, recapping the first full year
of the CWF.
(The cameras then fade to black before a giant computer-generated explosion shoots up into the air, before the
various white-colored sparks fall down, on a black background, piling up as snow. From the right side of the camera,
the words "Mega Matches" slide onto the screen, slamming into the left side with a bang. "Millenium
Madness" slides in the same way from the left side, slamming into the right. "Fuel" by Metallica
begins to play as the camera fades out and into a highlight reel of the CWF. After about twenty seconds the picture
fades back to black, until explosions bring the picture back to the inside of the arena.
A giant burst of pyrotechnics starts off the show, before the cameras pan around the arena, picking out various
people in the crowd, to show their signs. One reads simply, "Next World Champion - Minister Massacre".
Another reads "Hart is a Werewulf", and finally, a third sign reads "Sparks is Number One!".
After this, the camera jumps to the CWF Announcer's Desk, where Matt Murdock, Vanessa McLure, and Eric Masterson
sit.)
Matt Murdock: What a show do we have for you tonight! This will be a great way to start off the new millenium!
Vanessa McLure: It IS NOT the new millenium dammit! We did not start on year freaking zero! We started with year
one, so this is the last year of the second millenium!
Eric Masterson: Oh well…who really cares anyway. Nothing happened with Y2K, and that 20 gallons of water and battery-powered
generator I bought are useless now…
Matt Murdock: Anyway, what do we have tonight?
Eric Masterson: Lets see…there's the Heavy Metal Battle Royal with the Electrified Hell in a Cell cage…that aughta
be shocking!
Vanessa McLure: Ahhh…shut up you unoriginal piece of garbage! Stealing lines from the number one babyface…that's
LOW!
Matt Murdock: Enough, Vanessa…you always gotta start trouble! I could swear it was "that time of the month"
EACH and EVERY week!
Eric Masterson: Anyway…there's also a scaffold match which will take place inside that same Hell In A Cell cage,
for the CWF People's Title! A luchadore-style matchup between Guerrero Azteca and Javier Rico, where the loser
must lose his hair….
Matt Murdock: Not to mention Minister Massacre vs "The Lone Wolf" Alexander Hart for a shot at the World
Title, and the winner of that match against Livewire Ken Sparks for the title!
Eric Masterson: All that and more, all for you TONIGHT!
Vanessa McLure: Who cares about all that…we've got an awards ceremony up first, and they've got a category for
the Best Announcer…I KNOW I'm going to win!
Matt Murdock: Hahahaha! Yeah right! Everybody hates you! Anyway, lets get on with the show.
Awards Show
"Loudmouth" Chris Spracher: Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like you all to give a proper reaction for the
CWF Head Executive JAY LARBES!!!
("Fuel" by Metallica plays, as Head Exec Jay walks down the entrance ramp, dressed in a grey Armani Suit.
He gets a huge reaction from the fans, who continue to cheer even after he gets in the ring, and holds the microphone
to his mouth.)
Jay: Hey everyone! Are you all having a good time tonight?
(The crowd erupts.)
Jay: That's what I thought! I'm here to announce to you all the results of the first ever CWF Awards Ceremony,
voted for by YOU, our fans, and the wrestlers in the locker room. Lets get this show started.
First, the more infamous awards….Leading the way for the Worst Gimmick is a newer entry to the CWF, Javier Rico.
Just behind were Derek Demise, the DWO, Blackbird 13, The McMichaels, Death and Justin Sane, Spoonmaster, Vayhawk,
and Weedman. I would agree with most of the decisions here, especially those with Death and Justin Sane.
Now, onto the Worst Stable. The winner of that so-called awards is The Rulebreakers. Poor Bishop and Prodigy. They
tried so hard, but the masses have spoken…Just behind was DTA. Others receiving votes were the Asssimites, DWO,
Extreme Outlaws, and the Millenium.
One more infamous award…the Least Favorite Announcer. We had one person, or rather, clothing item run away with
this award. He is The Sock! Coming in second was Eric Masterson, and others receiving votes were Javier Rico and
Vanessa McLure.
Since we left off with the Least Favorite Announcer, lets go on to the Favorite Wrestler. It happens to be none
other than Vanessa McLure! Others receiving votes were Javier Rico, Shawn Temp, Matt Murdock, and Ted Randy.
On to the Most Dominating Stable…we only had three stables voted for in here, with the Church winning, and DWO
in second, and the Asylum in third. I think those results must have been tampered with a bit. DWO dominating? I
guess…
We had many different responses for the Best Gimmick, and a two-way tie for the honor of that award. Minister Massacre
and Surfer Dude, congratulations! Others that received votes were Spoonmaster, The Twin Logans, Merlin "g-Crusher"
Reynolds, Thomas Blackheart, Guerrero Azteca, and Night Stalker.
Along the same lines, we will move on to the Best Fued. Only one fued received multiple votes, and that was "Dead
Drunk" Dan Williams against Livewire Ken Sparks. Other fueds noted were Massacre vs Livewire, Murder One vs
Iceman Steve Johnson, Night Stalker vs Outcast, The Logans vs Alexander Hart, Cyclone vs JV, the Church vs Everyone,
and Cyclone vs Brett Logan.
Again, along the same lines, the Best Match…nobody received multiple votes for this one, but most of the matches
here were great, so I will list them all. Surfer Dude vs Assassin, Blackbird 13 vs Murder One, Livewire vs Assassin,
JV vs Desmond Destiny in a Trenchtown Streetfight, Minister Massacre vs Surfer Dude in a Birdcage Match, and Livewire
vs Dead Drunk Dan Williams.
Now shifting complete directions before we get to the most important categories…the votes for everyone's favorite
jobbers. Ricky Paige stole the show here, with El Toro, his alter ego, coming in a distant second. Jay Bronie and
Rocky Miller were also represented.
Back to more important awards…nothing against Favorite Jobber, but what can be so great about people who have never
won a match? Anyway…on to the Best Finishing Move. Livewire Ken Spark's Electric Chair ran away with the title
for this one, with the g-Crush, The Outcast, Blackbird's Last Flight, Night Stalker's Revenge, the Reigndrop, and
Gateway to Destiny also receiving votes.
The Rookie of the Year is…Livewire Ken Sparks. Congratulations to him! Coming in second was JV, and others that
received votes were Merlin "g-Crusher" Reynolds, Night Stalker, Javier Rico, and Blackbird 13.
The Tag Team of the Year is in the Hall of Fame. Congratulations to The Gravediggers! Even though they haven't
been around for several months, they sure were not forgotten! Coming in second was the short-lived Chronically
Pissed Off, with Minister Massacre and Livewire Ken Sparks also receiving a vote.
We are down to the final four awards! The Face of the year is… "Livewire" Ken Sparks! Coming in second
was Wyatte Brock, who might have won, had he not disappeared and had been presumed dead…also receiving votes were
Alexander Hart, The Outcast, and "Dead Drunk" Dan Williams.
The Heel of the year is no surprise as well…Minister Massacre ran away with that crown, with his stable mate, Murder
One coming in second. Also receiving votes were Javier Rico, The Assassin, and Night Stalker.
Before we get to the wrestler of the year, I'd like to announce the best Pay Per View. It is none other than CWF
Armageddon, which took place at the end of September. Coming in second was CWF Thanksgiving Turkey Terror. No other
PPVs were voted for. Lets hope that this PPV lives up to the others!
Finally, what you ALL have been waiting for, the CWF Wrestler of the Year…we had a two way tie for this one, and
I'd like to congratulate "Livewire" Ken Sparks and "Dead Drunk" Dan Williams, who tied to win
this award! Minister Massacre came in second, and Surfer Dude and Night Stalker also received a vote apiece.
I'd like to thank everyone who voted, and if you didn't, well don't complain about the results! Hopefully the CWF
will be around next year so we can have another Award Show like this! On with the PPV!
("Fuel" by Metallica plays as Head Exec Jay leaves the ring to a standing ovation, and the scene fades
as Vanessa rejoices…)
Vanessa McLure: I told you! I told you I would win! Hated announcer? BWAHAHAHAH!!!!
'The Insane Luchadore' Guerrero Azteca vs Javier Rico
Loudmouth: The next match, is a hair versus hair match. It is set for one fall with no time limit. First, we have
JAVIER RICO!
(Javier Rico walks out to the ring paying no attention to the fans, who meet him with a mixed reaction. When he
gets to the ring, he slides in and waits for his opponent in a corner.)
Loudmouth: And his opponent, "THE INSANE LUCHADORE" GUERRERO AZTECA!!
("Desperado" by Los Lobos plays over the PA as Guerrero Azteca comes from behind the curtain The crowd
meets him with a good reaction, as he charges towards the ring. He slides in and starts attacking Javier Rico)
McLure: As the bell rings, this match is under way!
Masterson: Azteca and Rico are going at each other immediately!
Murdock: Rico gets the upper hand and pushes Azteca into the ropes. He bounces off the ropes and hits Rico with
a cross-body block.
McLure: This match is already great! Both men up, The insane Luchadore hits Javier Rico with a hurracanrana!
Masterson: Guerrero is up, he is trying to go up top already......he misses! Javier Rico barely got away. That
was close, and now both men are up again!
Murdock: They are going at it once more! Damn, both of these men really want to keep their hair!
McLure: Well wouldn't you!? SHIT! BOTH MEN JUST FELL OVER THE TOP ROPE BRAWLING!
Masterson: That was incredible! They are right in front of us! Javier Rico is holding his right arm, but still
gets up first.
Murdock: He lifts Guerrero Azteca up, whips him into the steps, and follows behind.......HE JUST FLIPPED OVER THE
STEPS, AND RICO DOVE OVER WITH A SUCIDE DIVE!
McLure: That was DANGEROUS!
Masterson: Yeah, but it was GREAT! Both men are down....AGAIN! Rico is up first, he pulls The insane luchadore
up by the hair, and flips him over his shoulder.
Murdock: He throws him in the ring, and follows after him. But wait, Azteca rolls over and jumps up, like a second
wind!
McLure: Javier Rico looks surprised! Azteca hits him with a super kick that sends him straight to the mat! Azteca
bounces off the ropes, leg drop!
Masterson: Azteca is up again. He goes up top, HE HITS LA REVOLUTION! The count..1...2...3!
Murdock: WE HAVE A WI......
McLure: NO! HE HAD HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! BUT AZTECA THINKS HE WON! NO! TURN AROUND!
Masterson: Javier Rico hits a reverse DDT! He gets up, runs to the rope, bounces backwards and hits a splash on
him! WOW!
Murdock: Javier Rico gets up and goes to the turnbuckle. The crowd is really cheering him now! Azteca is getting
up. Javier Rico jumps, HE HITS A FLYING HURRACANRANA ON HIM!
McLure: OH MY GOD! This match is crazy! Both men look like that hurt them each. But they still find the strength
to get up.
Masterson: Javier Rico kicks Azteca in the gut....ROLLING DDT! I KNOW that hurt!
Murdock: Azteca rolls out of the ring. Javier runs towards the ropes, SUICIDE DIVE....AZTECA CAUGHT HIM AND HIT
A DDT ON HIM!
McLure: That was AMAZING! But I think it hurt Guerrero as well. As Rico clutches his head and neck, Azteca grabs
his chest and arm.
Masterson: While they are recovering, we will remind you that the loser of this match loses his hair!
Murdock: That's right, the loser has to shave his head, that is why theses guys are trying so hard to win this
single match.
McLure: Well, both men are up and ready for war again. The insane Luchadore runs and dives and Javier Rico, Rico
ducks! Guerrero Azteca hits the guardrail!
Masterson: Rico looks back at him, and grabs him by the hair. He pulls him back, and throws him to the other guardrail!
Murdock: He charges at him and dives, he hits him! Now he pulls him away and throws him into the ring apron.
McLure: Now he runs towards him again, and just throws his body at him! Guerrero's head hit the ring apron HARD!
Masterson: Javier lifts him up, and slides him in the ring. He follows after him.
Murdock: But he stops on the ring apron, he dives over, and hits a senton bomb on him over the top rope!
McLure: Impressive! Very immpresive.
Masterson: Yes it was, and now he is clutching his neck. That gives Guerrero time to get up. He's up!
Murdock: He pulls Javier Rico up by the head and whips him to the ropes. When he comes back, he hits him with a
spear!
McLure: Now he runs to the turnbuckle, climbs it, and does a guillotine legdrop!
Masterson: That hurt the back of his leg. Azteca rolls to the rope and pulls himself to his feet. He goes to Rico,
and rolls him over.
Murdock: He covers..1...2..KICKOUT!
McLure: Great ability to kick out. That shows how much he wants to win this match, and see his opponent bald!
Masterson: HA! HA! Yeah, well they are both up again. They are brawling in the middle of the ring again.
Murdock: Azteca looks a little frustrated, but doesn't get too worried about it.
McLure: He is still confident he can win this match, after all it is anybody's match.
Masterson: They are brawling still, and Azteca gets the upper hand. He pushes Javier Rico to the mat and starts
beating on him!
Murdock: He rolls over, and starts beating on Guerrero! What a match!
McLure: Guerrero kicks up and they both get to their feet! They start brawling again!
Masterson: They look a little tired, but they are still going at it!
Murdock: Guerrero bounces back, and leaves Rico confused.
McLure: Azteca runs towards the ropes, bounces back and hits Rico! Rico's DOWN!
Masterson: Azteca gets to the turnbuckle He climbs real quick, wasting no time! HE FLIPS THAT'S IT! LA REVOLUTION!
Murdock: He covers..1...2...3! WE HAVE A WINNER!
Masterson: Wait a minute….Azteca is up, and he's beating down on Rico! This match was supposed to be hair vs hair,
but as you can see, Rico already shaved his head!
McLure: That was a great plan by Rico!
Murdock: It was something you'd expect a jerk like him to do…he's getting beat down by Azteca though now…and Azteca
is waving towards the ceiling! What the heck??
McLure: Is that a nose? It is!!! It's slowly descending from the ceiling…
("The lights dim to only a red light, and "Superbeast" by Rob Zombie plays. Minister Massacre steps
out onto the entrance ramp, and leads Bloodlust (Desmond Destiny), Assassin, Murder One, and Isis down to ringside.
They enter the ring, and Azteca slips the noose around Rico's neck. Javier hangs a few inches above the ring, just
so his feet can't touch. Minister Massacre pulls a few sticks out from behind his robes and hands them to Azteca.
He hands them out and motions to the rest how to hit Rico.)
Murdock: Oh my god…they are going to beat him like a pinata!!!!
McLure: I love it! I hope they bust him open…I WANT BLOOD!!!
(Suddenly, "Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays and "Loverboy" Michael Torez runs down to the ring. He
stands in between Rico and Guerrero, and motions like he doesn't want them to him him.)
Masterson: What is he doing here? I thought he asked to be released….
Murdock: I don't know, but I think I heard backstage that his differences with the CWF have been resolved. I think
Torez had his differences with the Asylum though as well…apparently THOSE have not been resolved!!
McLure: Wait a minute…YESS!! Torez just took the stick from Azteca and hits Rico himself!!!! The rest of the Asylum
joins in, beating Rico senseless!! I LOVE IT!!!
Murdock: Nooo!! Come on, get some officials out here!!
Masterson: Let 'em beat the guy, he took my announcing spot last week…
(Minister Massacre stops them)
MM: Wait. . ..Wait. . . Wait!!!!!! This is not right (the crowd starts booing). Where's the fu**ing candy????
(Just then, somebody jumps out through the crowd with a chair. He dives into the ring, and swings his chair a few
times. Minister Massacre backs off, as does a few of the others. The man goes for Michael Torez and clobbers him
cold with a chair shot to the head. He waves away the others, and picks up a mic off the mat.)
Ronnie TorTure: Michael Torez! You shall throb with convulsion for turning your back on the Assimites!
Masterson: That's…that's Ronnie TorTure!! I thought HE was gone too!!!
McLure: Well he is here right now!!
Murdock: He's releasing Rico out of the noose as well…hopefully the Asylum didn't kill the guy…wait a minute…OH
MY GOD!!
McLure: TorTure just tossed Rico like a rag doll over the tope rope THROUGH the Spanish Announcer's table!! We've
gotta go to a break!!!
Merlin "g-Crusher" Reynolds vs Jason Logan for the CWF People's Title
Loudmouth: The next match is a special match, scheduled for the People's Title. It is a scaffold match which takes
place INSIDE a Hell In A Cell cage!!! The loser is the person who is tossed down first to the tables below the
scaffold, which is fifteen feet in the air. There is only one catch, the scaffold runs the length and width of
the cage, and will have to be broken through to claim a victor!!! Introducing first, here comes the champion….Merlin
"G-Crusher" Reynolds!
("For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica, plays as G-Crusher walks from behind the curtain to a good reaction
from the crowd. He has the People's Title around his shoulder. AS he walks to the ring, he pulls his belt down
and looks at it. When he gets to the ring, he hands the title to the ring lady and walks through the door of the
twenty-five foot high steel cage, before climbing up fifteen feet, and through the trapdoor made to get to the
scaffold-level.)
Loudmouth: And his opponent, and challenger for the People's Title, JASON LOGAN!
("Coma White" by Marilyn Manson plays as Jason Logan comes to the ring with a mixed reaction. As he stares
at G-Crusher, he gets a look of intensity on his face and starts racing to the ring. He climbs the cage and gets
through the trapdoor to the scaffold as he and G-Crusher begin fighting.)
McLure: As the bell rings, this match gets under way. G-Crusher with a cheap shot before Logan could get up on
his feet…
Murdock: Yeah, well, you gotta win somehow! G-Crusher with an early German suplex.
Masterson: Both men are up, and now they are exchanging words. Logan with a shove to Crusher's chest. But G-Crusher,
not to be outdone, pushes Logan right back!
McLure: That just upset Logan! LOGAN HITS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE! G-Crusher hit the cage hard.
Murdock: Well, it didn't phase him. G-Crusher goes right at Logan, but he dives at his ankles! Logan goes down.
Masterson: G-Crusher rolls over and gets back up. He dives on Jason Logan and starts hitting him in the face.
McLure: G-Crusher is banging Logan's head on the scaffold now!
Murdock: I think Logan's head is bleeding now! G-Crusher finally got up, but he's not taking mercy, he's picking
Logan up by his hair, and he throws him into the cage!
Masterson: G-Crusher is in total control early. He turns him around....piledriver! They have to be careful about
what move they do, that scaffold might break and both men would fall through!
McLure: I'm sure they are well aware of that, but they don't care, they just want to go at one another.
Murdock: Well, they are going at one another great! That is what they are supposed to do, actually.
Masterson: G-Crusher up, lifts Jason to his knees, and then pushes him over. He starts to climb the cage! WHAT'S
HE DOING!? He can't win by climbing the cage!
McLure: Yeah, but jumping off the cage on your opponent will hurt them, and I think Jason Logan is in real pain
right now!
Murdock: G-Crusher is enjoying it. Just look at that smile across his face. And he's not finished either.
Masterson: He drags Logan to the middle of the scaffold, and just jumps on him! That hurt!
McLure: Now he lifts Logan to his feet, whips him to the cage...THAT WAS PAINFUL. But LOGAN HELD ON TO THE CAGE
AND STAYED ON HIS FEET!
Murdock: G-Crusher charges at him, and smashes him between his body and the cage.......NO! LOGAN DUCKED!
Masterson: Jason Logan used G-Crusher's own momentum against him. Now that gives Logan a little bit of momentum.
McLure: Logan climbs to his feet, and wipes the blood from his face. G-Crusher tries to get to his feet, but Logan
helps him down, with a kick to his face.
Murdock: Logan takes a deep breath, and spits right on Crusher! But I don't know if Logan has enough time to get
his breath back before G-Crusher gets back up.
Masterson: Well, he better hurry because G-Crusher is getting up! He's halfway up.......LOGAN JUST TACKLED HIM!
McLure: They are rolling on the wooden planks. Logan kicks G-Crusher off him, and he gets to his feet.
Murdock: He grabs G-Crusher by his neck, and lifts him up. He's dragging him to the side of the cage, and throws
him unto it!
Masterson: He threw him so hard, G-Crusher is stumbling back at him.....BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! DAMN! I THINK A
PLANK CRACKED!
McLure: Nevertheless, they continue fighting. But Logan has the advantage. He pulls G-Crusher up to his feet. DDT!
He goes to cover....but remembers you can't win by pinfall.
Murdock: He pulls G-Crusher up by his head, and swings at him, but G-Crusher ducks! SPEAR! Logan goes down!
Masterson: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! G-Crusher is on top of Logan, but the only way to win is to throw your opponent through
the scaffolds and the tables below.
McLure: Both men are crawling to their feet, slowly. Jason Logan gets up, with the help of a cage, and on the other
side, G-Crusher gets up with the help of the cage as well.
Murdock: They wipe the sweat from their foreheads, and walk to the middle of the ring. They lock-up....
Masterson: G-Crusher gets the upper hand, with a knee to the midsection. Logan bends over, G-Crusher tries for
a powerbomb......no, he's too weak!
McLure: So he hits him over the back with his forearm, knocking Logan to the ground.
Murdock: G-Crusher starting to get his breath back, but not before Logan rolls over and jumps to his feet, with
a sudden burst of energy!
Masterson: WOW! HE JUST LEVELED G-CRUSHER! Where does Logan get this energy from?
McLure: I have no clue, but isn't this match great!?
Murdock: Yeah, look at Logan, grabbing G-Crusher and lifting him to his feet. He walks behind him....lifts him
up, and charges towards the cage!
Masterson: OUCH! THAT BUSTED G-CRUSHER'S HEAD WIDE OPEN! I've never seen that before.
McLure: Now he throws him down, and stands above him. G-Crusher is laid out! Jason Logan is getting his breath
now.
Murdock: Logan gets down, and lifts G-Crusher in the sitting position....he puts a sleeper on him!
Masterson: If he passes out, Logan can easily throw him through the scaffolds! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S NOT GIVING
UP THAT EASY!
McLure: No he's not! This match will be a little longer than we expected folks, with that low-blow to Logan neither
man is going anywhere!
Murdock: Look at all the sweat on the scaffold.....it's soaked!
Masterson: Both of these guys are giving one-hundred and ten percent...and giving their body, all for twenty pounds
of gold!
McLure: it's more than twenty pounds of gold, it's about self-respect, and pride!
Murdock: Well, they are still fighting with everything they have, both men are getting up. They turn around and
stand face-to-face!
Masterson: They lock-up yet again. This time G-Crusher gets the upper hand by pushing Logan back into the cage.
McLure: G-Crusher walks up to him, and just levels him with a big right hand! He goes back to the cage and then
hits the floor.
Murdock: G-Crusher lifts him, whips him to the other side, and then walks to him. He swings a right hand, but Logan
falls down before his fist gets there, and G-Crusher hits the cage!
Masterson: Logan gets to his feet, and stares G-Crusher down. G-Crusher charges at him, Logan hits a spear on him!
McLure: G-Crusher is out of breath! Logan finds the strength to get to his feet, lifts the breathless G-Crusher
up, and hits a snap suplex on him!
Murdock: Logan is climbing the cage! He's up at the top, where the roof meets the side!
Masterson: HE LETS GO OF THE CAGE AND DIVES AT G-CRUSHER! HE HITS HIM! THE SCAFFOLD BREAKS! AND THEY BOTH GO THROUGH
THE TABLES!
McLure: PEOPLE WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! JASON LOGAN WINS! HE'S THE NEW PEOPLE'S CHAMPION! We'll be back after this
commercial...WHAT A MATCH!
Blackbird 13 vs The Outcast vs Surfer Dude for the CWF Intercontinental Title
("Selling the Drama" by Live plays as Surfer Dude walks out onto the rampway. The fans give him a medium
response as he walks to the ring. He slides in and waits for his opponents.)
Murdock: We've got one hell of a match tonight for you guys. Surfer Dude in the ring, and Outcast and your Intercontinental
champion Blackbird 13 still to come out.
("Trinity" plays as Outcast comes out to a crowd of boos. He walks down the ramp yelling at the fans
as one fan yells back at him. Outcast stops and and yells at the fan and almost hits him but stops himself and
laughs. He continues to the ring and jumps in. He points at Surfer Dude and walks to his corner.)
McLure: No love lost here between Outcast and Surfer Dude.
("Down Came a Blackbird" by Lila McCann as the lights go out. Blackbird 13 and Jason Logan walk out to
red pyros as the fans go wild. Blackbird 13 comes down and slaps a few fans hand on the right and Jason does the
same on the left. BB13 slides in the ring as Jason walks over to the side of the ring. He points at both men and
climbs a turnbuckle. He drops down and gets ready for the match.)
DING DING DING
Masterson: Ok we got a great match here. That's the bell, lets get things started. Surfer Dude and Outcast exchanging
punches while Blackbird 13 just sits on the turnbuckle watching.
Murdock: Surfer Dude does a scoop slam on Outcast, than a standing leg drop. Surfer Dude going up top and yes,
Frog Splash from the top ropes.
McLure: Blackbird 13 is just sitting there and watching. Surfer Dude goes to the other side of the ropes, and when
Outcast gets up Surfer Dude does a Springboard Dropkick!
Masterson: Surfer Dude really taking it to Outcast here. Surfer Dude tries to whip Outcast into the corner but
Outcast reverses and sends Surfer Dude into the corner!
Murdock: Outcast comes flying in and Surfer Dude gives him a boot to the face. Wait! Surfer Dude doesn't see BB13
behind him, Bulldog from the top rope by BB13!!!
McLure: BB13 finally does something but now he goes to the opposite corner and sits on the turnbuckle again. He
pretty much just helped Outcast.
Masterson: Outcast lifts up SD by his hair and gives him a sidekick to the face. Outcast lifts him up, and yes!
Piledriver by Outcast!!
Murdock: Outcast grabs Surfer Dude, and another great move. Flatliner by Outcast.
McLure: This guy might have a chance her, but BB13 is the man!
Murdock: How is he the man! He's just sitting there. He isn't doing a damn thing!
McLure: Well Surfer Dudes getting his butt handed to him right now so you shouldn't talk.
Masterson: You two shut up! Back to the action, Outcast whips Surfer Dude to the ropes and tries for a clothesline
but Surfer Dude ducks under it and bounces back against the ropes and comes back with a flying clothesline.
Murdock: Surfer Dude gets up and points at BB13 than turns back to Outcast.
McLure: SD takes his attention back to Outcast, but out of nowhere, BB13 comes and clotheslines Surfer Dude from
behind. Now this is a true Triple Threat match!
Masterson: Outcast up and he and BB13 start to double team Surfer Dude. They send him to the ropes, and Surfer
Dude Counters with a Double Clothesline on both men!
Murdock: Nice move by Surfer Dude, fighting off 2 men. SD can't decide which man to take on so he starts to kick
both men at the same time!
McLure: SD picks up Outcast and scoop slams him down in front of the turnbuckle. He picks up BB13 and scoop slams
him right beside Outcast. SD to the top ropes, and yes, He Frog Splashed both men at the same time!
Masterson: SD pins Outcast! 1.....2......
Murdock: NO! BB13 reached over and pushed SD off. SD and BB13 both up now and they exchange blows to the head,
but Outcast low blows both men, for he was right in the middle of them!
McLure: Outcast lifts up Surfer Dude and throws him through the ropes to the outside. Good idea, he's working on
SD alone.
Masterson: Outcast to the outside of the ring. Outcast tries to whip SD into the guardrail but SD counters and
sends HIM into the guardrail!
Murdock: SD slides back in the ring and he kicks BB13 in the back as he was trying to get up. He wraps an arm bar
submission on him.
McLure: BB13 is definitely in pain, that's for sure, but it seems like he's enjoying it. He has a smile on his
face! I love this guy!
Masterson: Don't count your chickens yet, SD lets go and kicks BB13 a few more times for good measures. He's going
back up top, and tries for a Moonsault but BB13 moved out of the way!
Murdock: BB13 and SD down in the ring and Outcast still down outside! The ref is making the count!
1.................
2…………..
3………….
4.......................
5........................
6........................
7........................
8........................
McLure: BB13 rolls over onto SD very slowly, ref starts the count! 1.......2.......
Masterson: NO! No 3 count, Outcast pulled the ref out of the ring, and the ref is yelling at Outcast! MY GOD!!!
BB13 just dived over the top rope onto Outcast!!! The ref is amazed at the move!
Murdock: The ref is staying outside of the ring now. Outcast and BB13 exchanging lefts and rights, and SD tries
the same thing as BB13 but BB13 and Outcast were ready for it and they catch him and, DOUBLE BACKBREAKER!!!!
McLure: Did you see that, SD's lower back hit Outcast's knee, and his Upper back area hit BB13's knee. SD in tremendous
pain right now!
Masterson: As soon as Outcast and BB13 helped each other, they start back fighting. BB13 slams Outcasts head against
the guard rail twice and tries a third but Outcast counters and slams BB13 face first into it!
Murdock: Outcast tries to whip BB13, but BB13 counters and sends Outcast RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!
McLure: My god, this match is getting better and better as we speak!
Masterson: Yeah, BB13 picks up Outcast and slides him back into the ring. He walks over and kicks the still fallen
SD and climbs in the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle as Outcast gets up and BB13 with a dropkick off the top rope!
Murdock: BB13 covers Outcast! 1......2......
McLure: NO! Outcast kicked out!
Masterson: BB13 isn't too happy about that one. Wait, Surfer Dude climbing slowly back into the ring. Surfer Dude
grabs BB13 from behind and Backwards DDT!!!
Murdock: Great Move by Surfer Dude! Surfer Dude to the top rope and YES!! Surf's Up on BB13!! He makes the pin!
1......2......
McLure: NO! Outcast stopped the pin, Outcast stopped the pin! The match continues, YES!!!
Masterson: Outcast picks up Surfer Dude, and whips him to the ropes and comes back with a big boot to the face
of SD!
Murdock: Outcast picks him up and wraps his arm around his and yes! Pump Handle Slam by Outcast!
McLure: BB13 up and Outcast Nails him, SD back up and He nails SD, BB13 back up and he nails BB13, SD up one more
time and Outcast kicks him and does a swinging neck breaker!
Masterson: Outcast is on fire! A man on a mission! He's pissed about his "so called" Bullcrap loss last
week!
Murdock: Bullcrap! Yeah right, Kirkland beat his sorry butt fair and square!
McLure: Either way he's kicking ass now! Outcast picks up SD and throws him over the top rope. How many times as
SD been thrown out of this ring tonight?!
Masterson: I don't know but Outcast is now taunting from the ring, and as soon as he turns around he's met with
a superkick to the face by BB13! Big mistake by the rookie!
Murdock: On the outside, Jason Logan starts to kick Surfer Dude in the back of the head while the ref isn't looking!
What a cheater!
McLure: Oh don't be such a baby Matt! You are always a babyface little Bit...
Masterson: Shut up Vanessa. Now BB13 picks up Outcast and tries to give him a piledriver but Outcast counters with
a Back body drop! Nice counter by Outcast!
Murdock: Both men up and YES!!! Outcast nails his finisher!! That's it Outcast got
it! Yes!! He's making the pin! 1......2......3!!!
DING DING DING
Murdock: NO! Outcast wins!! NO!!
McLure: YESS!!!
Cyclone vs JV
Matt Murdock: Welcome back to the PPV everyone! What a PPV it's been so far as well! While you were away watching
promos for quality CWF gear, ring officials lowered a twenty-five foot high Hell In A Cell style cage. This is
the first time the cage will be used tonight, and it will be used multiple times, I might add. Dual chain links
criss-crossed will keep this monster together, and will pack quite a punch for whoever gets rammed into it.
Eric Masterson: You ain't kiddin'…Up next we've got Cyclone vs JV. There is no love lost between these two. I've
heard that they don't like each other personally, as well as professionally. Supposedly, Cyclone has added his
own stipulations for this match, no word as to whether Head Exec Jay has complied to them.
Vanessa McLure: He better, or I'm gonna take the award I won and shove it up his candy ass! JV agreed to the stipulations,
and they better happen. This match should be Cyclone, Surfer Dude, and Steve "Iceman" Johnson against
little JV. He's in for a beatdown…
Matt Murdock: In the slight circumstance that Cyclone loses, didn't he say he would have to retire?
Eric Masterson: I think so, but I think he said he was retiring no matter what. Anyway, the winner of this match
is whoever gets the, wait a minute, what is suspended above the cage?
Vanessa McLure: I don't know. I don't see anything! Wait a minute, look they just dropped something down, it's
about twenty feet above the cage, a total of forty-five feet in the air! WOW!
Matt Murdock: Is that what I think it is?? Yes, it is! It's a Glass Bong…I guess Cyclone never said what would
be hung up there, and JV took care of the problem.
Eric Masterson: So, let me get this straight…I see a ladder laying down on the top of the cage. Whoever wins must
grab that Glass Bong?
Matt Murdock: I guess so…
Vanessa McLure: Yes, you dummies. This is a Heaven Or Hell match, a ladder match on top of a Hell in a Cell! It's
not that complicated!
Matt Murdock: Oh well…lets go down to Loudmouth for the introductions.
"Loudmouth" Chris Spracher: Ladies and Gentlemen, the next match will be a "Heaven or Hell"
Ladder Match on top of a Hell in a Cell Cage. I am told that this match will indeed be a Handicap match, so let
me introduce to you, with a combined weight of seven hundred ninety pounds…the three remaining members of DTA…Steve
"Iceman" Johnson, Surfer Dude, and Cyclone!!!!
("More Human Than Human" by White Zombie plays, as Cyclone, Steve Johnson, and Surfer Dude step out onto
the entrance ramp, accompanied by Jenna. They get a mixed reaction, a lot of cheers, but many boos as well. Bursts
of pyros shoot off, and the four walk down the ramp. Cyclone, Johnson, and Surfer Dude step through the door, and
into the cage, before climbing into the ring. Johnson steps up onto each of the four turnbuckles, and raises his
hands in the air, to a thunderous ovation. The three men form a triangle inside the ring, and await JV.)
"Loudmouth" Chris Spracher: Now coming to the ring, from the streets of Westfield, New Jersey, weighing
in at two hundred fifteen pounds, and standing six feet, two inches tall…the self-proclaimed Asylum Killa…JV!!!!!!!
("I Like To Get High" by Cypress Hill plays over the PA, but JV does not come out for the match.)
Vanessa McLure: He isn't going to show up! What a pussy!
"Loudmouth" Chris Spracher: Ladies and Gentlemen….JAAAYYYY VEEEEEE!!!!
("I Like To Get High" by Cypress Hill plays again, but still no JV. The crowd begins to stir, and heads
begin to look upward. Sure enough, JV is at the top of the arena, with a microphone. It looks like KV is standing
next to him.)
JV: Eat your vitamins, say your prayers and drink your milk WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
("JV jumps off the top, and falls about two feet, before it becomes obvious he is held by a rope. He is lowered
down by KV, all the while Cypress Hill is playing, and the crowd going crazy. He is stopped directly opposite the
glass bong, which he yanks off, before being lowered to the top of the cage. Cyclone is going crazy, and he yells
at the other two, who are standing there, and the three start moving, climbing the cage. JV speaks.)
JV: Ya know, I always like Owen…I was sitting here thinking earlier, that I wanted to do something special. I came
up with this idea, and I think it 's a great tribute. He always was a practical joker. Cyclone, the jokes on you
this time!!! See ya later Cyclone. Missed that one little tidbit didn't you? I told you to be smart. But you proved
myself correct, and weren't. Hey, what's new? Cyclone, congratulations. Everyone chant with me now. NA NA NA NA,
NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, GOOD BYE.
(The crowd starts chanting with JV as JV begins to get raised, just as Cyclone reaches the top of the cage. He
grabs the ladder and throws it up at JV, but it just misses. JV flicks Cyclone off with one hand, before laughing,
as the crowd gets louder and louder. He is raised until he is no longer seen.)
Matt Murdock: Oh my God!! That was so great!!!
Eric Masterson: I loved it as well!
Vanessa McLure: Yeah right, that sucked! JV is becoming babyface, I can't believe it!!!
Matt Murdock: Talk about screwing people…JV just screwed Cyclone over! I wonder if we'll see him in the CWF ever
again….
(The lights go out for a half-second and than huge pyros go off and Brett Logan runs down to ringside. He grabs
a chair from a ring official and steps into the cage, and dives into the ring. Brett raises the chair and points
to the back of it that says "Cyclone" on it and the fans cheer. Cyclone turns around and Brett nails
Cyclone in the head with the chair. He than stands over him and pulls out a mic. Cyclone isn't unconscious but
he can't get up so he just sits there and stares at Brett.)
Brett Logan: First off, Surfer Dude, Iceman, this has nothing to do with you. Stay away from me, unless you want
to get your heads imprinted in this too. Cyclone, your career has been a f*cked up one that was a whole crock of
Bullshit. You could have been good but you started DTA and dug your own grave when you did it. Cyclone you think
that going out now, after a win with JV, is going out on top! HA! Yeah right. Everyone knows that even Jay Bronie
could beat JV. So I have a little offer for you. How about you go out the right way, and next week, you meet me
in a match to end all matches!!! Brett Logan vs Cyclone. Stips made later, but I want to be the one to end your
career. So if you've got balls left, I will see you Sunday!!! If you don't, Have a nice life, bitch!!
(Brett starts to leave but the lights go out once again. Lights start to flash in the audience and you can see
some guys making there way through it. They jump over the guard rail and the lights come back on. The fans cheer
to see that it's DWO. When the lights come back on you see Iceman and SD now in the ring and they start to head
for Brett Logan but Iceman is hit with a bag of ice by Shawn Temp, and SD has a cooler of water dumped on him by
Blackheart. Iceman is hurt but not out, SD tries to get up but Jason holds him down and Temp holds down Iceman.
Blackbird 13 grabs a mic as you see Brett stepping out of the ring but still watching.)
Blackbird 13: DTA your time is up, so bye-bye DTA, hello DWO. You see DTA is gone! Why?! Look at you. Iceman is
on ice, and Surfer Dude is all washed up. And you
Cyclone...
(Blackbird puts his hand out to help Cyclone up, but Cyclone gives him the bird. Blackbird laughs, and lets him
get up, before kicking him in the gut, and giving him a powerbomb, a modified "Blackbird's Last Flight")
You, Cyclone have been blown away, and JV, he's just a piece of shit, whether he is in DTA or not!! It's time for
a new salvation for the fans, and we are just that. The CWF is DWO's for the taking, and that we shall do! Don't
Trust Anyone! PAH! Don't Trust DWO!!!
(The lights go off and lights span the ring as DWO continues to taunt Cyclone some more than they leave up the
rampway. The lights come back on and Brett looks in amazement. He then leaves also.)
Matt Murdock: Oh my God!! I smell trouble for DWO. DTA probably won't put up with this…
Eric Masterson: We'll be right back….
Redemption: Brett Logan and Wyatte Brock vs DWO: Shawn Temp and Thomas "The Master Of Puppets" Blackheart for the CWF Tag Team Titles
Chris Spracher: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is for the CWF tag team titles. Coming down the aisle,
standing 6'8 and weighing 319 pounds, a member of DWO, Thomas "Master of Puppets" Blackheart.
(Blackheart comes down to ringside wearing a DWO shirt. He makes a motion around his waist for the titles. )
Chris Spracher: And his partner, DWO TV Champion, Shawn Temp!
(Shawn Temp comes down to "Heartbreaker" by Mariah Carey. He is also wearing a DWO shirt. The DWO members
run into the ring and then pose a bit for the camera. )
Chris Spracher: And their opponents, the team of Redemption. The Role Model Wyatte Brock and Breeeeeet Loooogan!!!!
("Redemption Song" by Bob Marley plays. Brett and Wyatte walk to the ring and are wearing Redemption
shirts. The ref holds the tag titles high in the air.)
DING DING DING.
Matt: Temp and Thomas attack Wyatte and Brett right off the bat!! Temp gives Logan a superkick and Logan's jaw
goes flying into the front row!
Eric: Blackheart gives Brock a German suplex and Brock's neck snaps back!
Vanessa: LOVELY!!!! Go Temp Go!
Matt: Temp looks at us, oh he blows you a kiss, Vanessa.
Vanessa: My hero!
Eric: Logan is up and bulldogs Temp, the DWO TV champ should've known better than to turn his back.
Matt: Yeah, now he's paying for it with a nose full of mat. Blackheart grabs Brett from behind but Wyatte dropkicks
Blackheart and Brett flips him over! Nice team work!
Eric: Temp is up and Wyatte kicks him and then Logan gets a DDT. Once again good teamwork by the challengers...oh
wait…they both are…um...
Vanessa: Shut up, moron.
Matt: Vanessa, that's not nice!
Eric: Blackheart is up and low blows Logan and throws him outside! Now Temp low blows Brock!
Matt: Now Temp jumps up and gives Brock a huracanrana!!! Unbelievable! Temp now acts cocky and points to himself.
Eric:He goes up for a moonsault, he jumps off! Oh, NOBODY home for Temp! Logan trips up Blackheart and those two
are fighting outside!
Matt: Now Brock is up and gets a rear chinlock on Temp, he's really grinding it in! Temp is fighting it, but no
use! Brock now rolls Temp over into a small package!
Jordan Jones: One..........two...
Eric: KICKOUT.
Vanessa: Go Shawn Go!!! You can break my heart any day.
Eric: Now Brock puts Temp into a surf board submission, nice move by Brock, but he's got to be careful not to get
pinned while doing this...
Matt: He's pulling back, and he now puts a knee to Temp's back, he's making him feel some pain. Da Weak Order has
someone put it this past week may be true.
Vanessa: Huh?
Matt: Nevermind…
Eric: Blackheart gets in and leg drops Brock. The hold is broken now. Logan gets up on the apron but Blackheart
knocks him back off. Looks like a DWO strategy is to isolate one member of Redemption at all times.
Matt: Now Temp and Blackheart lift Brock up, they hold him up, up, and they're letting the blood rush to his head.
Oh the finally drop him and Brock's back hits the mat, no give away on the mat.
Eric: Yeah, it's not very forgiving. Now Logan is climbing the top rope, Blackheart sees him and oh man! He knocked
him off from the top rope onto the hard floor with a vicious headbutt!
Matt: And the Canadian fans here start chanting HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!!!
Eric: I think they're thinking of ECW. We are CWF.
Matt: You want to tell the canucks that, Masterson?
Eric: No that's okay. Let them chant what they want to.
Matt: Now Brock is being held by Temp and Blackheart goes for a clothesline. Oh wait, Brock moves and Blackheart
knocks Temp out of the ring and out of his boots!
Eric: Blackheart looks in horror at what he just did and Brock rolls him up from behind!
Jordan Jones: One...two...
Matt: Kickout by Thomas.
Vanessa: Brock should know that move is only useful if you have a handful of tights, damn good doers.
Eric: Logan now walks around to where Temp is and rolls inside the ring. Brock gives Thomas a shoulder block and
follows it up with a leg drop. Nice series of moves from the Role Model!!
Matt: Temp is up and Logan with baseball slide and kicks Temps into the guard rail!
Eric: Now it looks like Redemption will play DWO's game, except I think it will just be Brock versus Blackheart
with Logan running interference.
Matt: Uh oh. Here comes the rest of DWO. The CWF Intercontinental Champion Blackbird 13 and Jason Logan. I don't
know what they plan on doing but they take some chairs and unfold them and have a seat right on the entrance ramp!
Eric: This doesn't bode well for Redemption. Brock now grapevines a leg and puts on a spinning hold, he does it
once, he does it twice, he does it a third time! Each time twisting and grinding and Blackheart winces in pain.
Matt: Blackbird and Jason are up and run to ringside! Brett Logan does a suicide dive into both of them and all
three men are out! Brock looks at the mess outside and then goes up top!
Eric: He climbs up but Temp is up and he grabs Brock! Both men standing on the turnbuckle! Blackheart is up and
lifts Brock up on his shoulders away from the turnbuckle! Now Temp is up and Clotheslines Brock over off of Blackheart's
shoulders, oh a DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!!
Matt: Shades of the Legion Of Doom! Now Brock is slumped over, his head was taken off with that move. Logan is
up and rolls back into the ring but Temp superkicks him! Double cover on each member of Redemption!!!
Jordan Jones: 1............................
Jordan Jones: 2............................
Matt: Kickout at the same time from both men! Both teams are giving it their all!
Eric: Blackbird and Jason grab Brock and pull him outside, come on ref stop this four on two crap!!!! Jay doesn'
t pay you to be blind!
Vanessa: Jay pays us?
Eric: Shut up Vanessa…you know you get more than the both of us…
Vanessa: So!!
Matt: They are kicking the stuffing out of Brett Logan and the ref is occupied with Blackheart. Temp goes up top
and comes crashing down with a top rope elbow!
Eric: Now Temp covers.
JJ: One....................................................two...........
Eric: Brock grabs Temp's torso and rolls him over for the cradle pin attempt!
JJ: One..................................................two................
Matt: No Temp kicks out!!! I didn't expect Brock to have anything left after that elbow drop. Brock isn't showing
any ring rust though.
Eric: Okay now Jason Logan and Blackbird post Brett Logon, ouch.
Matt: Brock is picked up by Blackheart, he flips over and pushes Blackheart into Temp, Temp is down and Brock gives
Blackheart an Russian Leg sweep.
Eric: Now Blackbird and Jason are up on the apron and Brock dropkicks them both off. Brock isn' t missing a beat.
Matt: Brett rolls in the ring and gets off a picture perfect snap suplex onto Temp! Logan then picks him up and
executes a nice running powerslam.
Eric: Brock locks Blackheart up in the Brock Bar, an STF submission. And at the same time Brett picks up Temp and
gives him the Redeemer, a smackdown into a backbreaker! Blackheart TAPS and Temp is PINNED at the same time!
DING DING DING
Chris Spracher: Your winners, the team of Redemption. Brett Logan and Wyatte Brock. They are the NEEEEW CWF Tag
Team Champions of the World!!!
Matt: Great match, whoa here comes Livewire. He's carrying some kind of box. He rolls in the ring and Wyatte and
Brett look at him and wonder what he's doing.
Vanessa: I smell a screwjob turn!!!
Eric: Shut up Vanessa. Livewire pulls out two halo's, two white hats and two white T-Shirts! He puts one hat and
one halo on Blackheart, and then other Halo and Hat on Temp!! Ha ha ha. Now he pulls out a can of blue spraypaint.
He writes on the shirts, "You have been redeemed!". Ha oh man that's funny. He drapes one shirt over
Temp and the other over Blackheart.
Matt: Livewire just got the last laugh at DWO today. Good win for Redemption…
Eric: Oh no!!!
Vanessa: Oh yes!!
Eric: From the crowd, Guerrero Azteca and Loverboy Michael Torez, they're attacking Wyatte Brock and Brett Logan!!
Matt: Logan is down, Torez is wailing on him with a chair.
Vanessa: Azteca just hit Brock with that pinata stick they used on Rico. They both turn and clock Livewire before
he gets a chance to help his new stable mates!
Matt: This is insane!!
Eric: Torez holds Logan down for a moonsault from the top rope. Torez continues to pound Logan.
Vanessa: Azteca is on the top rope in the corner … he just planchaed Brock.
Matt: A rope is coming down from the ceiling, Azteca runs over to help with Logan.
Vanessa: It looks like pinata time part two…
Eric: Wait .. someone is coming down the ramp with baseball bat.
Matt: It's Merlin "g-Crusher" Reynolds!!! I can't believe it!
Vanessa: He swings, Torez tries to block the bat with the pinata stick but it breaks in half.
Eric: Azteca hits him from behind .. Brock is back in the ring, he tackles Azteca. Torez goes after Brock, G nails
him with a kick to the face.
Matt: Brock and Merlin are standing between their attackers and Logan and Livewire.
Vanessa: Torez and Azteca want the belts, they are making a shape of the belts on their waists.
Eric: Brock and g-Crusher step away from each other ..... Logan and Livewire hit the two Asylum members with a
vicious clothesline, sending them over the top rope.
Vanessa: But they both landed on their feet ...look ...
(The other 4 members of Asylum appear at the top of the ramp, Massacre is laughing)
Massacre: Redemption, your corruption is at hand. And your titles will soon be ours.
(Azteca and Torez join Asylum at the top of the ramp and the group leaves.)
Matt: Looks like the new champs have some challengers.
Vanessa: Jay, I hope you are watching this, here's your tag match next week. I love it!!!
"The Lone Wolf" Alexander Hart vs Minister Massacre
Loudmouth: The following contest is one-fall, for a shot at the CWF World Title.
Vanessa: Two weeks, does it make a difference?
Matt: That answer will be here soon enough.
[The arena grows dark, and a red spotlight focuses on the top of the entrance ramp]
Loudmouth: The first contestant, coming to the ring, from Baltimore, Maryland ... Alex Hart.
[A wolf howls lowly, building to a high pitched call and transitions into Joe Satriani's "Hill of the Skull".
A large man steps onto the ramp, his face is dark, a goatee surrounding his mouth, and his hair is tied back in
a ponytail. He clenches his fists twice
and starts down the ramp, the tail of his black duster floating upward with the brisk pace of his walk. The crowd
cheers. He reaches the edge of the ring and, ignoring the steps, puts a foot on the ring apron and pushes himself
upward , swinging his other leg over the top rope. He walks around the ring once and starts to take off his entrance
attire.]
Eric: A rematch of epic proportions, in any other world, this would be the main event of the pay-per-view, but
here in CWF, the talent level is so high that it isn't.
Vanessa: When I grow up, I want to have a brown nose ....
Loudmouth: And now, coming to the ring from Tempe, Arizona, Minister Massacre.
[The arena goes black. Red strobe lights begin to flash, bathing the arena in intermittent blood-red. A wolf howls]
Matt: Damn sound techs, that's Hart's entrance theme.
["Hill of the Skull" starts to play again .. and a man dressed in a long black coat steps onto the landing,
wearing tattered jeans and a t-shirt. He stretches his arms out and blood rains down on him. As he starts down
to the ring, red pyrotechnics explode alongside his every step. The crowd is silent, unsure of what is happening.
Alex Hart looks puzzled.]
Eric: That's Massacre, I think.
Vanessa: His last interview was a little odd.
[The man stops and jumps up to the ring apron, pushes down the top rope and steps over it. He removes the coat,
to reveal a muscle shirt. The crowd realizes that it is Massacre and boo him loudly.]
Matt: Maybe Massacre has decided that "To beat the man, you've got to be the man."
[Hart starts to walk around the ring and Massacre does the same, even following Hart's steps]
Eric: Massacre is even walking like Hart, like a mimic.
[The referee signals and the bell rings.]
Vanessa: These two Harts circle each other clockwise, both shoot at the same time.
Matt: Now both are on their knees, looking at each other.
Eric: They're back up now, neck and elbow tie-up. Massacre turns it into an armbar.
Vanessa: And now a code red ... Hart grabs the bottom rope and Massacre breaks the hold cleanly.
Matt: Hart looks a little puzzled, I think he was ready for the ref to have to count the break.
Eric: Massacre backs off, Hart stands up. Massacre is crouching like an amateur wrestler, wiggling his fingers,
inviting Hart to come again.
Vanessa: No man can do that .. oops.
Matt: If any man can, Hart can.
Eric: They circle again, Hart fakes a shoot, Massacre goes for one.
Vanessa: Hart avoids it and goes behind him, he's got Massacre by the waist.
Matt: Massacre tries to sit out of it, now he tries to stand out.
Eric: Hart pulls Massacre over for a German Suplex, he bridges for the pin.
[The crowd starts to cheer]
Vanessa: 1-2 -kickout by Massacre.
[crowd noise --- Awww]
Matt: Hart punches Massacre in the knee and rolls off Massacre and onto his own knees.
Eric: Massacre holds the rope and pulls himself up.
Vanessa: It looks like Hart is going after that knee the DWO attacked last week. Just like he did the week ....
hmmm.
Matt: Massacre and Hart are circling again.
[Chants of "Hart"]
Eric: Hart shoots grabs Massacre's leg, Massacre pulls away, but Hart has locked his fingers behind the knee, he
just needs to get Massacre to stop.
Vanessa: Massacre spins and sits on Hart's back .. Owww, he drops down on it.
Matt: Massacre drove Hart's face into the canvas, now he's stepping back, behind Hart.
Eric: Hart pushes himself up to his knees.
Vanessa: Massacre grabs his waist and suplexes Hart.
Matt: Hart is dazed, he's trying to work his way free.
[The crowd reacts loudly]
Eric: Hart's shoulders are down.
Vanessa: 1-2- Kickout by Hart.
Matt: Massacre rolls away from Hart and pops back up to his feet.
Eric: Hart shakes his head and gets to his feet.
Vanessa: They step across the ring ... neck and elbow tie-up.
Matt: Hart kicks Massacre's knee, and shoots for it, pulling back and planting Massacre on his back.
Eric: Pushes Hart back with his foot.
Vanessa: Hart rebounds from the ropes and toward Massacre.
Matt: Massacre rolls out of the ring and onto the floor.
Eric: Hart turns to walk, Massacre slides back under the ropes.
Vanessa: Hart turns, neck and bicep tie-up.
Matt: Massacre grabs Hart's ponytail and yanks him backward.
Eric: A kick to the stomach by Massacre and punch to Hart's neck.
Vanessa: Hart is bent over, trying to get his bearings.
Matt: Massacre reaches one arm between Hart's legs, and whips Hart over.
Eric: T-Bone Suplex.
Vanessa: Hart hit hard, Massacre twisted to drop him on his neck.
Matt: I don't know if that was an intentional twist.
Eric: Massacre stalks toward the fallen Hart.
Vanessa: Hart is holding his neck.
Matt: Hart kicks the side of Massacre's leg, Massacre stops and steps backward.
Eric: Hart pops to his feet, massaging his neck.
Vanessa: Massacre shoots on Hart again, Hart moves and kicks Massacre in the back.
Matt: The crowd seems nervous, there is almost a mirror thing going on here.
Eric: Hart falls on Massacre's back .. he locks the STF in pulling Massacre's neck and leg.
Vanessa: Massacre grabs the bottom rope, the ref starts the count.
Matt: Hart breaks at five.
Eric: Massacre starts to get up.
Vanessa: Hart grabs Massacre's leg and drags him to the center of the ring, single leg Boston Crab.
Matt: Massacre is shaking his head no .... now he stops struggling.
Eric: Hart is wrenching back, Massacre is moving his head from side to side, his hands seem to have slipped he's
on his chest. The ref is asking him.
Vanessa: Massacre seems to have worked himself onto his shoulder … he rolls over and Hart is thrown onto the mat,
releasing the hold.
Matt: Hart gets up, he's coming at Massacre.
Eric: Masscare slides out of the ring, Hart follows.
Vanessa: Massacre is down on one knee.
Matt: Hart is standing over Massacre, the crowd is going wild.
Eric: Massacre low blows him.
Vanessa: Massacre is up, he grabs Hart's head ... Snap Suplex.
Matt: Massacre isn't letting go .. he's rolling over ... Snap Suplex.
Eric: Massacre gets up, he's stomping on Hart's neck.
Vanessa: Hart is a suplex machine, that would seem to be his type of strategy, but he's going after the knees.
Matt: Shocking, isn't it.
Eric: Massacre rolls Hart back into the ring, then rolls in himself.
Vanessa: This has been an oddly clean match ... not quite Massacre's style.
Matt: I know, very interesting.
Eric: Massacre pounds Hart's neck, then picks him up, he's setting him for a suplex.
Vanessa: Massacre lifts Hart up .. vertical suplex .. wait, he's holding him up.
Matt: But Massacre falls to the side, his knee buckled, Hart landed on top of Massacre. Massacre took the brunt
of the move.
Eric: Hart rolls over, clutching his stomach.
Vanessa: Massacre is holding his knee ... that crab took more out of him than he showed with those snap suplexes.
Matt: Hart is getting up slowly .. he stomps Massacre's knee.
[Massacre yells out]
Eric: He's letting Massacre get up, Massacre is pulling himself up the ropes.
Vanessa: Hart kicks Massacre's knee out from under him.
Matt: Massacre is down again.
Eric: Hart steps up behind Massacre and waits for him.
Vanessa: Massacre starts to stand ...
Matt: Hart grabs him ... T-Bone Suplex.
Eric: Massacre grabbed the middle rope, Hart hurt his neck again on that one.
Vanessa: Both men are down. Massacre has lost his mobility and Hart's neck looks to be out of whack.
Matt: Massacre is up…leaning on the ropes.
Eric: Hart is up standing across the ring. Both men are staring, pondering what to do next.
Vanessa: Massacre lets go of the ropes, he limps to the center of the ring. Hart follows suit. The two are standing
just out of arm's length from one another, breathing heavily.
Matt: Hart shoots at Massacre's bad leg, Massacre can't avoid it.
Eric: Fireman's carry, Hart lands on his neck again, though.
Vanessa: Massacre works up to one leg, he has Hart's neck in between his forearm and bicep.
Matt: He's going to suplex Hart.
Eric: Hart blocks it.
[The crowd goes wild.]
Vanessa: Masscare tries again, Hart blocks again.
[The crowd chants, Hart, Hart, Hart.]
Matt: Hart goes for the suplex on Massacre, Massacre blocks it.
Eric: Hart tries again, Massacre blocks it again, but he also flinched …it was his bad knee.
Vanessa: Hart starts to pick Massacre up, Massacre goes for the block, but he can't do it, his knee is hurt too
badly.
Matt: Hart has Massacre up in a vertical suplex .. all the blood is rushing to Massacre's head.
Eric: It's coming ....
Vanessa: Hart drops Massacre into GROUND ZERO.
Matt: The count ---
Eric: One, two .. threeeeee.
[The crowd erupts in cheers]
Vanessa: Dammit!
Matt: Hart's hand is raised in victory, again, against Massacre.
Eric: Hart is massaging his neck ... seems to be a good target for Livewire later. I guess we'll see, later this
evening.
Heavy Metal Battle Royal
Vanessa: It is now time for our fifteen-man, electrified Hell in a Cell match for the Heavy Metal title. Due to
lack of time, all the participants will come out at the same time.
("Fuel" by Metallica plays over the loudspeaker as Loudmouth announces the participants.)
Loudmouth: The participants are, The Outcast, Shawn Temp, Thomas Blackheart, Brett Logan, Hellrazor Kevin Kirkland,
Psisis, Niko Rage, The Authority Killa Kevin Hart, Night Stalker, Donald McRonald, Steve Iceman Johnson, Merlin
g-Crusher Reynolds, Desmond Destiny, Murder One, and lastly, Jim Raynor.
Matt: They are all in the ring, the cage is locked, there's the bell! Jeez, Outcast and Destiny right for each
other. They exchange left and rights, Outcast falls back into the corner, Destiny wails on Outcast, wait, here
comes Murder One, he grabs Destiny and takes him down with a neckbreaker. Hellrazor has singled out Night Stalker
just as he said he would, Night Stalker taking a beating on the left side of your screen.
Vanessa: Hellrazor picks up Night Stalker and drives him down with a powerslam. Oh, now in our view, Psisis and
Steve Johnson battle into the ropes. It's getting close for that first electricity surge to go through. We have
a timer here fans, and we have ten more seconds left until the sparks fly. Psisis and Steve are still close to
the cage, five, four, three, two, one, WHOA! Psisis and Steve got a huge surprise, Steve tosses Psisis away
from the cage and right into the hand of Kevin Hart, Psisis goes up and crashes down with a chokeslam.
Eric: Outcast and Donald McRonald are battling out now in the far corner, Outcast kicks Donald in the gut and drops
him with a knee lift, Outcast laying the boots to Donald, OH GOD! HERE COMES NIGHT STALKER! He got his hands on
Outcast, what a brawl this is. Stalker gets the upper hand with a knee lift, he grabs Outcast, picks him up for
the suplex and drops him with a neckbreaker type move, God I love that move. Night Stalker back up, damn, here
comes Hellrazor again, but he is intercepted by Shawn Temp, Temp nails a superkick to the chin of Hellrazor, and
he drops through the ropes and to the apron, he quickly jumps back over though. Here we go again, five four three
two one, sparks fly.
Matt: Thomas Blackheart and Kevin Hart are battling it out now in our main view, Hart has a side headlock clamped
on Thomas, Thomas tries to push him off but to no avail. Temp sees this, and nails Hart with a dropkick, Hart releases
the hold as Temp and Blackheart double team Hart. On the far side of the screen Brett Logan, Jim Raynor and Merlin
Reynolds are involved and a three way brawl. They are just unloading on each other with rights and lefts, OW! Reynolds
hits a low blow on Logan and Raynor clotheslines him down. Raynor and Reynolds double stomp on Logan, but Night
Stalker is making his way over there, now he begins to stomp on Brett Logan. Raynor grows
tired of stomping Logan and walks over to a resting Temp, and slams his head in the cage. Temp goes down in pain,
and sparks fly out of the cage. Raynor now picking up Temp, he sets him up and throws him down with a powerbomb.
The camera wanders over to Hellrazor getting double-teamed by Outcast and Psisis. They set up Hellrazor...... DOUBLE
FLATLINER! God that had to hurt, Outcast and Psisis get up, look at each other, now they are going at it, I love
this match. Well that fight doesn't last long, Night Stalker back at Outcasts throat, he easily shoves away Psisis
and nails Outcast with a right
hand.
Vanessa: I don't think that Psisis liked getting pushed away, he is walking toward Night Stalker, OH! but he gets
caught with a flying clothesline from Steve Johnson. Steve now choking Psisis, he isn't letting go, oh but Temp
drives a knee into the face of Steve causing him to fall back. NOW TEMP CHOKING PSISIS. Haha, damn this is fun.
Night Stalker now back into our field of view, him and Donald McRonald at each others' throats. And Jim Raynor
and Merlin Reynolds going at it in the far left corner. Thunderous headbutts from Reynolds. He kicks Raynor in
the gut and slams him down with a piledriver. Raynor goes down in a heap. Kevin Hart has Logan set up on his shoulder,
he throws him right into the cage, Logan falls back and not a moment too soon, there go the sparks. Hart seems
to curse himself as he picks up Logan, who counterattacks with a shot to the knee, Hart stumbles back giving Logan
time to bring an uppercut right to Harts chin. Hart goes sprawling down and lands right on Niko Rage who was just
floored by Outcast.
Matt: SOMEONES TRYING TO GET OUT!! DESMOND DESTINY IS CLIMBING THE CAGE! Shawn Temp sees this, he hops up on the
ropes near Destiny, jumps off and
drops Destiny with a flying dropkick. Destiny goes down hard on the mat, so does Temp. Niko Rage and Kevin Hart
are exchanging blows now, Rage kicks Hart in the knee that Logan hit earlier, Hart again stumbles back and is dropped
by a swinging neckbreaker from Rage. Speaking of Logan, he has Night Stalker in a standing chokehold, Stalker's
face is blood red and Logan doesn't seem to wanna let go. OW! Now he does, Stalker kicks Logan in the "lower
abdominal region" and Logan goes down in a heap, along with Stalker who falls into the corner.
Eric: Reynolds and McRonald are working over Outcast in the corner, Hellrazor comes in to join the fun, he sets
Outcast on the ropes, grabs him by the waist and tosses Outcast over his shoulder onto the mat. Hey, its about
that time again, SPARKS FLY, and Hellrazor almost got charred. Damn, did you see Outcast fly across that ring?
He landed in the corner that Night Stalker is sitting in. Stalker not making a move to hit Outcast, he is just
sitting there. Who the hell? Shawn Temp just went flying across the screen, followed by Psisis. GEEZ, Hellrazor
throwing everyone like he threw Outcast. Temp looks like he twisted his knee. Psisis landed on the back of his
head, both of those guys could be injured.
Vanessa: What's wrong with Night Stalker? He hasn't moved from that spot while Psisis Inc. flew right at him via
Hellrazor.
Matt: Who knows, who cares? Jim Raynor just reversed DDTed McRonald. All the men here are starting to get tired.
Temp is up, but he is limping slightly, he is attacking Logan from behind while Logan had Hellrazor cornered. Logan
goes down by a strong chop from Temp, Temp now climbing on Hellrazor, he is nailing him with right hands, UH OH!
Hellrazor has his hand clamped around Temps neck, Temp goes up and down hard with a huge chokeslam.
Eric: WHAM! There go the sparks again. And we have another guy climbing out, it's..... McRonald, AND Logan, the
are battling on the cage, they climbed up right after the sparks flew, Logan slams McRonald's head into the cage,
McRonald goes flying back and lands hot shot style over the ropes. Logan is trying to climb up the rest of the
cage, he is being held back by Jim Raynor, Jim yanks on Logan's leg and Logan goes flying down and lands not so
softly on the top rope. Jim side kicks Logan off the rope and back into the ring. Who is that trapped between the
ropes? Its Outcas't, he is getting worked over by Donald McRonald. And he is about three feet away from Night Stalker
who hasn't moved in the past five minutes, and I think Hellrazor just noticed that, he is walking over to Night
Stalker, he leans down and is bad mouthing Stalker, Stalker just looks up at Hellrazor and smiles, Hellrazor slaps
the hell out of Stalker. Stalker again looks and smiles, Hellrazor reels back, AND GETS POWDER IN THE EYES! Stalker
had powder hidden in his jeans. Hellrazor is blinded, Stalker sits back in the corner and watches Outcast get pummeled
by McRonald. No wait, Stalker is up, he goes over to McRonald, and DDTs him, he gets up and LETS OUTCAST OUT OF
THE ROPES! WHY! Ow, that's why, Night Stalker just drove Outcast down with a front brainbuster. Night Stalker gets
back up and looks down at Outcast, and gets dropkicked by Niko Rage, Stalker goes into the cage, and falls back
right as the sparks fly.
Vanessa: Dammit, how come someone can't get fried here? They all fall back before it goes up in electricity. Damn,
Destiny just dropped Reynolds with a sidewalk slam. Jim Raynor continues his onslaught on Brett Logan who is been
out for awhile. Night Stalker is down on the ground right next to Outcast, neither man has moved in awhile. Hellrazor
has been beat down by numerous guys after being blinded, Temp is somewhat up on his feet, Rage is down and out
after a McRonald stunner. Psisis is laid out right smack in the middle of the ring. Kevin Hart is down, Thomas
Blackheart is on his feet, but he is wobbly. The only two guys who are still up and fighting are Murder One and
Steve Johnson. Murder One slams Johnson down and drops a quick leg drop. Johnson springs up but he gets drop-toed
into the turnbuckle. Now Murder One is going for the win. He gets on the cage, but is yanked off by Thomas Blackheart.
Blackheart explodes with a right hand, a boot to the gut, a chop to the chest, and Murder One stops this with a
thumb to the eye. Temp is getting up, and he is walking over to Night Stalker, he's waking him up.
Matt: Why is Temp waking up Night Stalker? Ahh what does it matter, Blackheart working over Murder One, Temp is
back and he has Stalker with him. The other guys are getting up, what's going on here. Stalker hits McRonald, Temp
nails Hellrazor and Blackheart tosses Murder One out of the way. Now a whole group are walking over to them.
Vanessa: What's this? Night Stalker, Shawn Temp and Thomas Blackheart are working as a team. I think a new member
of the DWO has be revealed.
Matt: Yes, it seems that way. Temp going for the cage, Night Stalker and Blackheart fighting off people trying
to get to Temp. Night Stalker just nailed Psisis with a right hand.
Eric: WAIT! Stalker just nailed Blackheart with a right hand. Blackheart goes down. Night Stalker reaches up and
grabs Temps boot. Temp is struggling to get loose, Night Stalker not letting go. Matt: Its getting dangerously
close for the sparks to fly, Temp knows this, he kicks at Night Stalker who doesn't release his grip.
Vanessa: Oh boy, we get to see some fried Temp tonight.
Eric: OH GOD!! The electricity just went off. Temp flies off the cage into a heap. Night Stalker lets go of Temp's
leg, he is a little shaken because the electricity passed through him as well.
Vanessa: That was great. Night Stalker walks over to The Outcast and.... he HIGH FIVED OUTCAST!! THEY ARE BACK
TOGETHER!! THIS IS GREAT!!
Matt: Not for the other guys in here. Outcast motions to Stalker that he is going for the cage. Night Stalker nods
and begins to fight off guys again.
Eric: It's not great, its sick in my opinion. Night Stalker kicks Donald McRonald in the gut, picks him up and...
NAILS the Night Stalkers Revenge.
Matt: Outcast up near the top now. Night Stalker gets up. Wait a sec, Stalker turns to Outcast. Night Stalker reaches
up and GRABS OUTCASTS LEG, NOT AGAIN!!
Vanessa: TWO DOUBLE CROSSES IN ONE NIGHT, I LOVE THIS GUY!
Eric: WHAM! Sparks fly, so does Outcast. Night Stalker again not phased much
by electricity as he goes right back to fighting.
Matt: Night Stalker with two double crosses, of both DWO groups, guess Blackbird and Outcast got his answer. Hellrazor
pissed at Stalker, he charges and nails Stalker with a shoulder block. A damn surprised Stalker goes down hard.
Hellrazor drops an elbow, and now Brett Logan coming over, Logan slaps a chokehold on Stalker.
Eric: Outcast and Temp aren't moving guys, they are seriously injured.
Vanessa: Who cares? Hellrazor and Murder One again going after each other, Hellrazor drives Murder One down with
a DDT, he gets up and is met by a fist from Logan. Logan and Hellrazor duking it out, Night Stalker back up, Stalker
mounts the ropes and flies of with a bionic elbow to the skull of Hellrazor. Logan sees the opportunity to climb
the cage. Stalker working over Hellrazor, a bloody Psisis falls right next to them, Stalker doesn't care and slams
the back of Hellrazor's head into the mat.
Eric: Uh oh, Stalker just spotted Logan, and he's going to join him. Stalker climbing the cage, they are exchanging
blows near the top, Logan gets one leg over, and he is still trading blows with Night Stalker. WOW! Stalker clocked
Logan with a huge right hand, LOGAN GOES OVER THE CAGE! LOGAN WINS!
Matt: Shit, that was a good ass match. Logan wins, and Stalker is in disbelief at the top of the cage. He is busted
open and furious. But someone should tell him the cage hasn't been turned off.
Vanessa: TOO LATE!! Stalker flies off the cage as the electricity goes off. Stalker lands on his back and rolls
to his feet before falling down again. That hurt, but Stalker is up and he sees Outcast. He walks over to Outcast
and drags him to his feet, what's he gonna do.
Eric: Stalker puts Outcast up on his shoulder, NIGHT STALKER'S REVENGE! Outcast is out again.
Matt: The cage is shut off and the door is opened, Stalker pushes past the medics and gets a cheap boot to Logan
before he walks off in disgust.
"Livewire" Ken Sparks vs "The Lone Wolf" Alexander Hart for the CWF World Heavyweight Title
[The lights come up, the ring is ready for the main event. Twenty five feet high, the chain-link steel cage is
covered by more steel, a reinforced ceiling. In two corners are steel trash cans full of assorted garbage and weapons.
Hanging from the cage ceiling and walls are wrenches, poles, chairs and hammers.]
Eric: This match isn't the style of either of these guys. I wonder what Livewire's motivation is for this.
Loudmouth: And now, our main event for the evening. A one fall, no-holds barred,
(A wolf howls lowly, building to a high pitched call and transitions into Joe Satriani's "Hill of the Skull".
A large man steps onto the ramp, his face is dark, a goatee surrounding his mouth, and his hair is tied back in
a ponytail. He clenches his fists twice
and starts down the ramp, the tail of his black duster floating upward with the brisk pace of his walk. The crowd
cheers.
He reaches the edge of the ring and, ignoring the steps, puts a foot on the ring apron and pushes himself upward,
swinging his other leg over the top rope. He walks around the ring once and starts to take off his entrance attire.)
Vanessa: The crowd isn't really reacting, I don't think they know what to think of Hart.
Matt: They should think that he could be the next CWF champion.
(The lights come back up and an orange and black symbol starts to flash on the CWF-Tron. As quickly as it started,
it stops. Livewire jogs onto the landing of the ramp. He holds up his index finger and points to the crowd in a
sweeping motion. Then he stops, looks to the sky, points to the ceiling then bows his head for a moment.
"All-Star" starts to play and the crowd goes crazy. Livewire starts down the ramp, slapping hands of
fans and hugging some of the old ladies along the rail. Livewire jogs up the ring steps and slides through the
ropes. He looks at the belt, kisses it, and hands it to the referee.)
Vanessa: Is he kissing that goodbye?
Matt: This ought to be one tough match, the rookie veteran versus the rookie…rookie.
Eric: This is a match you wouldn't have thought would happen two months ago, but now... it's the biggest match
of the year.
Vanessa: I'd rather see Lou Thez vs Verne Gagne.
(The bell rings and the match begins)
Matt: Though Liveiwre is the champ and the more experienced CWF wrestler in this match, Hart is an older man by
a few years.
Eric: Hart is just standing .. staring at all the utensils in the ring.
Vanessa: Someone is getting hurt today .. I love it.
Matt: The two start to pace the ring.
Eric: Livewire is talking to Hart.
Vanessa: Hart stops and grabs for Livewire, but Livewire jumps back and wags his finger at Hart.
Matt: Hart lunges at Livewire again and Livewire jumps out of the way.
Eric: Livewire is doing a good job of not getting caught by Hart's reach.
Vanessa: Livewire tripped in the corner.
Matt: Hart rushes in ... Livewire hits him with a European Uppercut, now a spinning roundhouse to Hart's neck.
Eric: Seems Livewire was watching the Massacre match.
Vanessa: Hart spins and falls to the corner, back-first.
Matt: Rookie mistake, just like Livewire predicted.
Eric: Livewire stomps at Hart and then backs away. He walks to the opposite corner and picks up a chair. Hart starts
to get up.
Vanessa: Livewire throw the chair at Hart, Hart catches it and hits Livewire in the head with it.
Matt: Livewire stumbles backward, Hart runs at him and kicks him in the face. Livewire falls into the corner.
Eric: Hart stalks over and grabs Livewire by the hair. He's pulling him up.
Vanessa: Livewire is still stunned ... it looks like Ground Zero.
Matt: Liveiwre is up, Hart is holding him high.
Eric: Livewire takes his hand off Hart's shoulder and punches Hart's neck.
Vanessa: Hart drops Livewire and drops to one knee.
Matt: That fall still had to hurt, Livewire is struggling to get up.
Eric: Hart is holding his neck, looking around the ring for Livewire.
Vanessa: And he's found him, with a trashcan in hand.
Matt: Liveiwre dents the trashcan across Hart's neck.
Eric: Hart goes down in a lump.
Vanessa: Livewire climbs to the top rope. He's waiting for Hart to turn around ...
Matt: Hart turns around .. Hurricanrana on Hart.
Eric: Livewire pops up and salutes the crowd.
Vanessa: Hart is down, his neck must really be hurting him. seems to be a good strategy, Livewire is setting him
up for the Electric Chair.
Matt: I'll say.
Eric: Hart stands up and Livewire kicks him in the gut, the runs to the ropes.
Vanessa: Hart is straightening up. Livewire goes for a flying roundhouse ... Hart catches him ...
Matt: T-bone suplex over the top rope. Livewire bounced off the cage and is stuck between the ropes.
Eric: Hart tries to pull Livewire out of the ropes, but he can't get him out .
Vanessa: Livewire is dazed ... ouch, he just hit Hart in the neck again.
Matt: Hart stumbles back, Livewire is struggling to free himself
Eric: Hart is hurt and he is looking angry, I've never seen that.
Vanessa: Yesssss, Hart grabs a hibachi from the trash can, he hits Livewire with it. Once, twice.
Matt: Livewire looks like he may have stopped struggling.
Eric: Hart drags Livewire through the ropes and whips him into the ropes.
Vanessa: Livewire bounces back and gets clotheslined.
Matt: Hart is picking Livewire up, he's got him in a Gorilla Press ..... Ohhhh drops him down on his knee.
Eric: Livewire is doubled up for that move.
Vanessa: Hart grabs Livewire's head ... pulls him to his feet ... pushes Livewire's head between his legs ....
Matt: POWERBOMB!!!
Eric: Hart picked up a trash can lid .. he's headed to the top rope.
Vanessa: Hart isn't afraid to take chances, especially if he can win the title by doing it.
Matt: He launches across the ring, he connects on Livewire. He is pumped up .. he is going to the top again ..
this time with a small generator left over from Y2K.
Vanessa: Shocking ...
Matt: Livewire moves out of the way, Hart lands on the generator.
Eric: Livewire rolls toward the ropes, he picks up the chair from earlier.
Vanessa: He is hanging it on a hook in the cage, and now he's going to the top rope.
Matt: He's facing the crowd ... Moonsault.
Eric: He grabbed the chair on the way over and landed on it and Hart.
Vanessa: Both men are down, where they should be forever.
Matt: There is no countout in this match .. the ref is just sitting in the corner, waiting.
[The crowd starts to chant .. "Get up, get up"]
Eric: Livewire just kicked a leg up.
Vanessa: Hart just rolled over.
Matt: One, or both of these men could have broken ribs.
Eric: Hart is pushing himself up. He's climbing the ropes in the corner near Livewire.
Vanessa: Livewire is starting to get up, slowly.
Matt: Hart is crouching on the corner ropes.
Eric: Livewire is up ...
Vanessa: Flying Clothesline by Hart.
Matt: Livewire is down .. Hart crawls over to make the pin.
Eric: 1 - 2 - Kickout by Livewire.
Vanessa: The champion is showing his heart, I wish it were being shown on open display.
Matt: Hart shakes his head... then grabs his neck.
Eric: Livewire is gasping for air, Hart is barely moving, these two are exhausted.
Vanessa: Hart helps Livewire up again .. he sets him for "Ground Zero" again ... lifts him up for the
suplex ... he drops Livewire.
Matt: His neck just can't take it.
Eric: Livewire crawls over to the corner, to a fallen trashcan, he pulls out a candlestick.
Vanessa: Hart stalks over to Livewire and reaches down ... Candllestick to the head by Livewire .. Hart drops like
a stone.
Matt: Livewire struggles to his feet. He's crouching in the corner, trying to get his wind
Eric: Hart stumbles to his feet ... SUPERKICK. Hart goes down again, so does Livewire, holding his ribs.
Vanessa: These two are the walking wounded ..
Matt: No one is walking right now.
Eric: Both men are down, both men are hurt, you've got to think that the first one up will take this match.
Vanessa: Well, it looks as if Livewire is going to be that man.
Matt: Livewire walks over to Hart , he is stomping Hart's neck.
Eric: Hart is holding his neck tightly and Livewire is setting up a chair next to him.
Vanessa: Looks like the Electric Chair coming.
Matt: Hart is getting up.
Eric: Livewire is on the top rope.
Vanessa: Livewire launches himself at Hart.
Matt: Hart catches him, mid-air.
Eric: He's lifting Livewire up .. Ground Zero.
Vanessa: He didn't hold him up long, we saw how that hurt his neck before .. did it work?
Matt: 1 -2 - 3 !!
Eric: I guess it did Vanessa.
Vanessa: ...
Matt: We have a new CWF champion, we have a new CWF champion!!!!!!
Vanessa: I don't believe it!!
Eric: Neither do I, but it's great!! Is that…a SMILE coming from the mouth of Hart?
Matt: I think so, a half smile anyway. The referee has picked up the World Title from outside the ring, and brings
it into the cage.
Eric: He begins to walk towards Hart, but Livewire steps in front of him.
Matt: He motions to the referee, and then to Hart, and the ref gives Livewire the title.
Eric: Sparks walks over to "The Lone Wolf", and hands him the title, a true competitor. The two men shake
hands, as a wolf howls over the PA, signifying the beginning of "Hill of the Skull" by Joe Satriani.
Vanessa: I still can't believe it…
Matt: Well believe it! What a great PPV, and for once we will not end with someone getting in a sneak attack! That's
nice, for a change!!! Congratulations to everyone who won awards, congratulations to everyone who won a title,
and most importantly, congratulations to Alexander Hart.
Eric: We'll see everyone next week, but for now…good night!!!! What a PPV!!!
Special Thanks To: The handlers of Wyatte Brock, Brett Logan, Hellrazor Kevin Kirkland, Livewire, and Night Stalker for writing the matches.