[Fade in to the ring. Reawakenings as come and gone, and CWF returns to basic cable with it's anchor show, Dangerzone! The crowd looks a bit smaller than normal, there are pockets of empty seats, but the arena is still over 75% full. The pyro hits and the music blares as we begin Dangerzone!]
Eric Masterson: Ladies and gentlemen the following match is a three way dance scheduled for two falls with a twenty minute time limit.
["The Way You Like It" by Adema starts to play and Shawn Temp emerges on through entrance curtain. The crowd gives a loud chorus of boos.]
Eric Masterson: 6'4" 251 lbs. Shawn Temp!
And now his opponent...
["Better Of" by Razed in Black hits the sound system and Animal walks out onto the entrance ramp and stands still for a second and raises his hands in the air. Animal then proceeds to walk down the aisle. The crowd stands up in shock to see Animal back in the CWF.]
Eric Masterson: Back from the past of CWF, he is Animal.
["Them Bones" by Alice in Chains starts playing and Mandrake walks down the to ring wasting no time at all.]
Eric Masterson: Hailing from Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina and the master of The Omen, Mandrake!
[The bell rings as Eric Masterson leaves the ring and takes a seat next to the time keeper.]
Gordon: That's the biggest waste of salary.
Travis: Eric?
Gordon: The time keeper. Do we really need a time keeper?
Travis: When we have a time limit I would like to think so.
Gordon: Well Temp is locking up with Animal right away. Mandrake stands in the corner watching the two men. He is smart and conserving his energy.
Travis: Animal has Temp bent over backwards in the lockup. Animal with a huge thrust of force pushes Temp over the rest of the way. Animal on top of Temp lands in a series of close fisted punches.
Gordon: Why is the ref warning him?
Travis: He is breaking rules.
Gordon: Rules? Who follows those anymore?
Travis: Mandrake is talking with the ref now. Animal is laying in another series of close fisted punches.
Gordon: Animal gets up and motions for Mandrake to take over.
[As Animal steps away he stomps on Temp's stomach for "fun".]
Travis: Mandrake hits a diving headbutt from the mat. Mandrake sets Temp up for the The Omen already.
Gordon: The crowd is on their feet as he hits it. Now Mandrake gets up to his feet and asks Animal to make the cover but Animal is telling Mandrake to finish the job.
Travis: They are wasting valuable time. Finally Mandrake is making a slow cover. He lays down on Temp with his back against Temp. That is a sure fire way to allow Temp to kick out.
Rocky Miller: One...Two...Three...
Eric Masterson: Shawn Temp has been eliminated via pinfall at the time of 5 minutes and 1 second even.
Gordon: Mandrake is kicked in the back before he can get up by Animal. Animal hooks on the camel clutch right away.
Travis: The ref Miller is checking to make sure the hold is legal and to see if Mandrake will tap or not.
Gordon: Such a hard job it must be. Call the "rules", argue with people who aren't in the match, then get knocked out unconscious every time for about five minutes by a punch, then count the pinfalls and watch people tap. Hell, the crowd counts for you.
Travis: You're just a cost efficient machine tonight.
Gordon: You bet.
Travis: Mandrake grabs ahold of the ropes and Animal releases the hold.
Gordon: Animal pulls Mandrake up by his braided long goatee and pulls him in by it and clotheslines him.
Travis: Ouch! His poor goatee.
Gordon: When I use to wrestle I shaved my entire body bald. For this reason. It was really hard to get those certain spots. So I'd have by tag partner who was covered in hair all over shave the spots for me.
Travis: C'mon thats just gross. I didn't wanna hear that. You never wrestled to my knowledge...
Gordon: You never had knowledge to my recollection.
Travis: I just look forward to sitting next to you for these several hours every week. Without this my life would cease to exist any longer.
Gordon: Everybody loves Gordon.
Travis: Sarcasm my friend, sarcasm.
Gordon: Animal walks over to Mandrake who is lying on his back.
Travis: Animal gets a crotch full of Mandrake's boot.
Gordon: If you'd stop sidetracking me we wouldn't miss calling half the in ring action.
Travis: Me sidetrack you? Whatever!
Gordon: Mandrake picks Animal up and sends him to the ropes. Mandrake hits a flying lariat.
Travis: Mandrake picks Animal right back up and hits a missile drop kick. Mandrake with a cover.
Miller: One...Two..Thr...
Travis: We have a kick out.
Gordon: Mandrake pulls Animal up and applies the sleeping neckbreaker but before he can execute it Animal grabs Mandrake and hits a neckbreaker in the reverse position.
Travis: Animal with a cover.
Miller: One...two...
Gordon: And yet another kickout. This one is a close back and forth match.
Travis: Animal pulls Mandrake up and scoops him up for a fishermen suplex. The bridge cover.
Miller: One...Two...
Travis: Another close cover.
Gordon: AnimaL picks up Mandrake for a suplex, but Mandrake slips free, german suplex into a bridge!
Miller: One.......two........Three!
Eric Masterson: Your winner, Mandrake!
Gordon: And now look at Animal, after a loss he is berating some fans and throwing chairs around outside the ring!
[Fade backstage. We see Demented Don watching on the screen.]
Don: Look at dat foo.
[Commercial Break]
[We fade back to Matt Vaughns office. He is on the phone.]
Matt: Yes, I think it's a good move. The fans will be thrilled to see you back. Another international star, and a Canadian superstar no less, back in CWF. See you soon.
[Fade to ringside.]
Eric Masterson: The following match is battle of the of Scots! First making his way down the aisle, Prodigy.
["Forsaken" By Jonathan Davis starts to play and Prodigy walks down to the ring mocking Peeper the entire time.]
Eric Masterson: His opponent, Rowdy Ronald Peeper...
[Bagpipe music begins to play as the red haired Peeper walks down to ring in sporting his kilt and CWF shirt. Once Peeper reaches the ring he tosses his shirt into the face of Prodigy. Peeper launches an attack on the blinded Prodigy before the bell even rings.]
Gordon: I'm assuming this match is under way now...
Travis: Peeper hits the neckbreaker on a kilt covered head of Prodigy. Peeper quickly hooks on an ankle lock.
Gordon: Prodigy pulls the kilt off of his head and spits on it then tosses it at Peeper.
Travis: Prodigy lacks all respect for Peeper after his comments in the past week. That isn't like Prodigy to do that but Peeper has angered him.
Gordon: Peeper didn't take to that kindly and removes the kilt from his face and releases the ankle lock.
Travis: Prodigy kicks Peeper in the jaw and knocks over Peeper from his knees while laying on the floor still. Prodigy grabs his ankle for a few moments and stands up.
Gordon: Prodigy is favoring that ankle of his. Peeper is enraged as well and stands up and charges at Prodigy. Both men begin to slug it out.
Travis: Both men are using closed fists.
Gordon: Like the ref can see that?
Travis: I could from here. Rick Paige is in the ring. So why can't he?
Gordon: Because he has...a glass eye?
Travis: He does not!
Gordon: Please stop side tracking me. I would like to work.
Travis: Oh please. You always start these things then blame me. I'm the hardworking one here.
Gordon: Peeper backs Prodigy in the corner and begins to ram him in the gut with his shoulder. Prodigy is still landed some solid punches on Peeper. Peeper wraps his arms around Prodigy's waist and hoists him up. But Prodigy doesn't move far. Prodigy slides both arms under Peeper's.
Travis: Double arm underhook!
Gordon: This match has really kept the crowd in it. I have to give these guys major props.
Travis: Prodigy rolls Peeper over and the cover.
Paige: One..Tw...
Travis: No good!
Gordon: Prodigy grabs the legs of Peeper and hits the Sharpshooter.
Travis: Peeper's face is beet red.
Gordon: It looks like his head is gonna pop right off.
Travis: Peeper has ahold of the ropes. Prodigy won't release the hold.
Gordon: The ref is making the count.
Paige: One...Two...Three...
Gordon: He better release.
Paige: Four...
Travis: Prodigy lets go. He picks Peeper up.
Gordon: Prodigy hits the spinning heel kick.
Travis: Peeper falls back but bounces off the ropes and grabs Prodigy and hits a belly to belly suplex.
Gordon: Prodigy up and Peeper locks in the PEEPMISSION!!! He's got it cinched in!
Travis: Hold on Prodigy!
Gordon: He's about to tap, but Ray Hall is up on the apron now!
Travis: Peeper lets go and brings Hall into the ring, Peepmission on Hall!!
Gordon: Prodigy grabs a chair, CHAIR SHOT!!!
[The Bell rings as Paige signals for the DQ. Prodigy picks up Peeper, but Peeper kicks him and locks in the Peepmission again!]
Gordon: He's got it again, he suplex's Prodigy onto the chair!
Travis: Prodigy and Ray Hall make a wise move to retreat! Smart thinking by the two intelligent individuals.
Eric Masterson: Your winner, as a result of a disqualification, Rowdy Ronald Peeper!
Gordon: Man, you have got to believe this isn't over yet. Somewhere down the road, you have to think these two guys are gonna meet again and finally settle this. Maybe in a no DQ match-up!
[Commercial]
[Fade back. We are backstage. Mandrake is grabbing a water.]
Voice: Good match out there Mandrake. Big win.
Mandrake: Hey! Thanks. Where have you been?
[Camera reveals the man is none other than Livewire]
Livewire: Oh, you know. Here, there, everywhere, nowhere. Let's talk.
[Fade to ringside]
Travis: I can't wait for our next match.
Gordon: Yeah? How come?
Travis: It means we'll be closer to the main event. And once we have the main event, I can get my ass out of here, and go home.
Gordon: Yeah...
Masterson: Our next match is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit.
["Loser" by Beck plays, and Scuzz walks to the ring, being showered by litter]
Masterson: First, here is Scuzz!
Gordon: Looks like the sound guys are having a little bit of fun.
Travis: You know why that music is playing.
Gordon: I know, and I think it's fitting.
[The fans chant various vulgar things towards Scuzz, who starts flipping them the bird and yelling back. Suddenly, "Hero" by Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott starts playing, and Scuzz looks at the entranceway, waiting for Nick Sharpe to come out]
Masterson: And his opponent, Nick Sharpe!
[Scuzz keeps watching the entranceway, when Nick jumps the guardrail, and rolls into the ring while holding a metal folding chair, and slams it over Scuzz's head]
Travis: That's a babyface?
Gordon: This isn't about babyfaces and heels anymore. This is about respect, and the respect not shown towards the CWF by Scuzz.
Travis: I'll agree there.
Gordon: Nick now has dropped the chair, and is pulling Scuzz to his feet, and a straight punch to Scuzz's nose! Scuzz is bleeding bad!
Travis: Nick needs to show this violent side more!
Gordon: Nick whips Scuzz into the ropes, but Scuzz reverses it, and Nick bounces off the ropes, and nails Scuzz with a huge clothesline!
Travis: I'll admit it, Nick's looking a lot different than usual tonight.
Gordon: He has always made CWF his top priority. This is just furthering that mindset. Nick now is pulling Scuzz to his feet, and picks him up, and slams him over the top rope, and to the floor!
Travis: Nick's trying to make it look like Scuzz is trying to run away!
Gordon: No he's not! Scuzz is getting back to his feet, and Nick slingshots himself over the top rope, and lands right on top of Scuzz! Scuzz is definitely hurt!
Travis: I'll say.
Gordon: Scuzz turned his back on the CWF, and now he's getting what he deserves. Nick goes under the ring, and pulls out a table!
Travis: Oh no.
Gordon: Nick, now, has set up the table, and is picking Scuzz up, and sits him up on the ring apron.
Travis: Even I know this spells the end for Scuzz.
Gordon: Nick climbs up on the apron, and is pulling Scuzz up, and he's got him in a double underhook, he pulls him up and turns... oh my god... OH MY GOD!!!! SHARPER IMAGE #2 THROUGH THE TABLE TO THE CONCRETE!!!!
Fans: Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!
Travis: HOLY [BEEP]!!!
Gordon: That has got to be one of the most dangerous things I've ever seen in my entire life! Wait a second, Nick's up, and going over to Masterson, and is grabbing the house microphone!
Nick: I'm sending a message to anyone who is against the CWF!!
Gordon: Nick's reaching under the ring... oh my god... he has a strand of barbed wire!
Travis: Not good.
Gordon: Nick's placing it in Scuzz's mouth... HE LOCKS ON A KATAHAJIMI!!! SCUZZ'S MOUTH IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY!!! The ref is calling for the bell!!! Nick has obliterated Scuzz!!!
Nick: To those who don't respect CWF, how you like that, you ignorant asses!!!
Gordon: Nick has let Scuzz go, and is climbing back into the ring!
Nick: Listen up, everyone who stands infront of us, you can take this to the bank. You will NEVER destroy the CWF!!! Over the dead asses of men like Mack, Carl, and myself, you will NEVER, EVER, get us down!
*Nick drops the microphone*
Nick: C W F*CKING F!!!!!
Gordon: Now that is one dedicated man.
Travis: I have to concur with you, Gordo.
Gordon: We need more men like him in this federation.
[Commercial Break.]
[Fade back.]
[We are backstage. The camera is in Matt Vaughn's office. He looks stressed. There is a knock on the door and Nick Sharpe enters.]
Nick: Hey Matt. What's going down? I tuned up Scuzz pretty good tonight!
Matt: I saw.
Nick: Aww, come on, what is bugging you?
Matt: Have you taken a good look at the crowd?
Nick: Yeah, it looks a little smaller than normal. It's not a packed house.
Matt: There are 11,759 fans out there. Our capacity is 15,000.
Nick: That's pretty dang good still.
Matt: I am moving our Pay Per Views out of Cincinnati. We had to comp more than I'd care to mention at Reawakenings.
Nick: Ah, that was a lackluster card. No offense to you. Give it time, we are just getting back to good. When we were gone, we had a little party, maybe a few drinks, not me though, I'm not an alcoholic anymore, but we are just now getting our walking legs back. Give it time. I gotta go now, CWF.com wants me to do an interview.
Matt: Thanks Nick. Have fun.
[Nick exits.]
Matt: Give it time he says. Watson left us a bundle of cash. But time erodes everything.
[Commercial.]
[Fade back.]
Eric Masterson: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for our main event of the evening! CWF Dangerzone is proud to bring you a CWF Title match!
[Cincinnati crowd gears up for what is sure to be a classic Dangerzone Main Event]
Eric Masterson: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is for the CWF Title, make some noise!
[Crowd gets louder with anticipation. Pockets of "CWF" chants start up around the arena, despite not being a packed house]
Eric Masterson: Allow me to introduce, the challenger, he is the REIGNING CWF People's Champion, he proclaims himself to be "The CWF", he weighs 233lbs and stands a stout 6 foot, 2 inches, he is Crazy Carl Benton!!!!
["Inside Out" by Anthrax begins to play, and it brings out Crazy Carl Benton to the ring. Carl is wearing his janitor outfit, with the "CWF" patch over the left breast pocket. He also has the CWF People's Title sitting firmly around his waist, wearing it proudly. He is a man of the people. Peeper and Don come out, but Carl turns back, shakes his head as if to say "no", and they leave. Carl then runs to the ring and pounds on the mat, as if to say "bring it". The fans pop for the hometown superstar!]
Eric Masterson: And his opponent, he is the REIGNING CWF Champion, he hails from Miami Florida, is a self professed "bad boy of wrestling", he weighs in at 250lbs and stands at 6 foot, five inches. Ladies and Gentlemen, he is Mack McMichaels!!!!
["Shove It (My Own Summer)" by The Deftones starts out softly over the sound system speakers, then gets louder as the pyro goes off in several short spurts, and Mack McMichaels enters the arena, with the Bodyguard in tow. He tells the Bodyguard to stay near the ramp, and not to interfere. He has the CWF Title draped over his right shoulder as he enters the ring. He stands on the turnbuckle, and the crowd gives a split reaction, half cheers, half boos, but a sense of respect is clearly there from all.]
[The Bell rings]
Gordon: What a night! The return of Livewire, AnimaL's return to CWF, a brutal match involving Nick Sharpe, a big win for Mandrake, Shawn Temp and Scuzz's last hurrah in CWF, a victory by Peeper over his fellow countrymen and now it all brings us to this, the main event!
Travis: I'll say. I'm exhausted just hearing you run all of that down. Gordo, after Dangerzone is over, I'll buy you a drink, what do you say?
Gordon: We may have our differences, but anytime you want to pay for a drink, I'll gladly accept. Referee Mike Rotch, who was reinstated my Matt Vaughn this past week, is the referee for the main event. He holds the CWF Title up, both Mack and Carl look at it with wide eyes.
Travis: The biggest prize in the world of wrestling my friends, the coup de grace.
Gordon: Whoa, things are started off in a hurry as Carl spears Mack!
Travis: Carl is screaming at Mack, yelling "get up".
Gordon: Mack gets up and Carl spears him again!!! Mack outweighs Carl and is taller than Carl, but nobody has told that to Crazy Carl!
Travis: He doesn't have the moniker "crazy" for nothing, this man is certifiable. I heard that he isn't actually a janitor for that high school, I heard it was part of a mental patient work program!
Gordon: Come on now, that's ridiculous Travis. Mack is up again and Carl goes for another spear but Mack side steps him and Carl flies though the middle ring rope and lands shoulder first on the outside! Bad break for Carl.
Travis: Mack slingshots himself to the outside with a crossbody! Good move by Mack, but not as crisp as he used to be. I guess when you pack on the pounds to become a heavyweight, you lose a step of quickness!
Gordon: Mack slams Carl's head against the apron! Mack kicks Carl in the back and gives him a headbutt, I've never seen this from Mack. Mack whips Carl into the ring post but Carl reverses it! Mack tastes cold steel!
Travis: Camera shot of Mack, he's bleeding from the mouth! Carl clotheslines him! Carl picks Mack up, HOTSHOT on the guard rail, and Mack falls to the ring mat clutching his throat! This is a PPV quality Main Event, right here on Dangerzone!
Gordon: Good call Travis, because CWF is the fans federation! Matt Vaughn, the wrestlers, the crew, we have the fans in mind when we produce our shows. They may be lackluster at times, but by God, when they are, the next week we go out and bust ass big time!
Travis: Hell yeah Gordo, get fired up! Benton throws Mack in, and attempts a cover!
Rotch: One.............two.....
Gordon: Kickout by McMichaels!
Travis: Carl jumps up, high in the air and comes down with a big splash! Cover by Benton again!
Rotch; One............two..
Gordon: Kickout again!
Travis: Carl picks up Mack and delivers a Death Valley Driver!
Gordon: A power move by Carl, since Mack has a good 15 plus pounds on Benton!
Travis: Carl lifts Mack up for a standing suplex, but Mack slips free, throws Benton chest first into the turnbuckle and then charges him!
Gordon: Ohhhh!!! Both collide, Mack charges in and his face and chest connect with the back of Benton's head and his back!
Travis: Both men are knocked down!
Gordon: Rotch starts the 10 count!
Rotch: One.................
Travis: This match is at the 15 minute mark and both guys are spent! They have wrestled a nonstop, hard hitting match.
Rotch: Two.................
Gordon: It's for the CWF Title! The crown everyone in CWF wants to wear! Guys from the United States, like Benton, Nick Sharpe and Mandrake. Guys from foreign countries like Prodigy, and guys who have wrestled all over the world, like AnimaL.
Rotch: Three................
Travis: Both men starting to stir. I don't know which got it worse from that collision.
Rotch: Four................
Gordon: Fans chanting "CWF"!
Rotch: Five.................
Travis: Mack on one knee, Benton propped up against the bottom turnbuckle!
Rotch: Six.................
Gordon: Mack gets to his, wait, no he doesn't! Almost got to his feet but fell back to one knee before Rotch could fully stop the count! Good call by Rotch.
Rotch: Seven...............
Gordon: Carl pulling himself up, inch by inch, showing guts, showing heart, showing determination, this is what CWF is about!
Travis: And Mack is now using Rotch to try and pull himself up!!!
Rotch: Eight..............
Gordon: Carl still not fully up!
Travis: Neither is Mack, even though he is almost pulling Rotch down to the mat!
Rotch: Nine...............
Gordon: Carl up!!!
Travis: So is Mack!!!! Mack is up and Rotch finally shakes McMichaels loose!
Gordon: Mack with a superkick and a COVER!!!!
Rotch: One..............two.....thr
Gordon: KICKOUT, Carl KICKED OUT of a running superkick by Mack! It wasn't the Mack attack since Carl was facing him, but it was a version of it none-the-less!
Travis: Mack kicks Carl and gives him a hangman's neckbreaker! Mack goes up top!
Gordon: Mack climbing the turnbuckle slowly, he's spent, Carl's spent, this match is now at the 21 minute mark! Carl gets to the turnbuckle and knocks Mack's legs out from under him, Mack lands crotch first on the turnbuckle! That's got to hurt.
Travis: Carl climbs to the middle turnbuckle, could it be? He hooks Mack in for a piledriver, lifts Mack up and jumps off!!!
Gordon: PIPELINE PLUNGER!!!!!!!
Rotch: One...................
Travis: This has got to be it!!
Rotch: Two..................
Gordon: I don't think Mack can kick out of this! I think we've got a new champion!
Rotch: Three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[DING DING DING!!! As the bell rings, signifying a winner, and thus a new CWF Champ, the fans out wild and are chanting Carl's name!]
Eric Masterson: Your winner.....and NEW CWF Champion of the World, Crazy Carl Benton!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gordon: Congratulations to Crazy Carl, you earned it pal!
Travis: I'll give credit where credit is due. Benton stepped up and hit a grand slam tonight!
Gordon: Here come Peeper and Don, true to their word and to Carl's word, they did not interfere! The Bodyguard is down ringside also, let's hope cooler heads prevail...
Travis: Rotch goes to hand Carl the title but Mack grabs it! I knew McMichaels was a sore loser!
Gordon: Mack looks at the CWF Title, and then hands it to Carl! And he leaves with the Bodyguard!
Travis: What a wimp!
Gordon: But you just called him a sore loser because you thought he was going to...
Travis: Shut up Gordon and I'll make it a double after the show!
Gordon: Don and Peeper put the CWF Title around Carl's waist! Carl must be living on fumes right now, because he gave it his all tonight, as did Mack!
["Would" by Alice In Chains begins to play, thus bringing out the President of the CWF, Matt Vaughn. The crowd pops. Vaughn is clapping and points at Carl.]
Matt: Carl, you deserved this win man. Hard fought, hard match, just like CWF fans like it. Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up for the hardest working man in CWF right now, Crazy Carl Benton!
[Crowd let's out a thunderous pop.]
Matt: Now, I've got some announcements to make. Since Crazy Carl is now the CWF Champion, the People's Title will be vacated until further notice.
[Crowd boos a bit.]
Matt: I know you guys loved the People's Title. Hell, so do I. Most of CWF's greatest Champs have held the People's Title first. But at this time, with our roster, I'm only having the CWF Title and the Tag Titles.
Matt: Now, I have some important information regarding Scorched Earth! First, Scorched Earth will take place from Tempe Arizona!!! Starting next week there will be a tournament to crown the number one contender for the CWF Title! Two matches will take place next week on Dangerzone. The winners will face each other the following week. The winner of that final match will receive the shot at Scorched Earth!
[Crowd pops. Benton looks at Vaughn.]
Matt: Next week, in the first round matches, we will see Nick Sharpe, who defeated Scuzz in a brutal match tonight, versus Mandrake, who won tonight in his first match back, over AnimaL and former CWF employee Shawn Temp!
Gordon: Sharpe versus Mandrake, in their first ever meeting! That's going to be a good one!
Matt: Also next week, former CWF Champ Mack McMichaels will face Prodigy!
[Crowd boos. A "Peeper" chant starts up.]
Carl: Yo Vaughn, I respect you and all man, but what about Peeper? He beat Prodigy tonight!
Matt: He did. You are right. However, I have something else in mind for Peeper. At Scorched Earth, we will see The Tulfords defend the CWF Tag Titles against Don and Peeper and a team to be named next week! Ronald, I hope that is okay with you.
Ronald: Aye. I will let Carl dish out a whooping to that wanker, Prodigy. If Prodigy can even make it that far!
[Crowd pops at the insult to Prodigy]
Matt: In addition to the two tournament matches, we will see AnimaL in action against Demented Don Walker! We will also see Rowdy Ronald Peeper face returning Canadian star, Dave Allan!!! Good night CWF, get some rest tonight and gear up, because the road doesn't get any easier, as next week, we begin "CWF: Quest for the Title".
[Crowd cheers as we fade.....to.....black]
OOC: Thanks to Nick, Mack and myself for writing some awesome matches! I feel this card was a home run all the way, so let's get pumping and use it to give us alot of momentum heading into Scorched Earth!