[A thunderstorm is rolling over the Tristate area currently, as Dangerzone is taking the air. The camera pans outside the CWF arena to show the rain downpouring on the city. We also see the lightning flash and hear the thunder crackle in the background.]
Gordon: Fans, welcome to Dangerzone. We're very lucky to be bringing you this broadcast, as just five minutes ago we were without power, luckily, it has been restored thanks to our backup generators here at the CWF arena.
Travis: Amen to that, the heavens have opened up and we are feeling the results.
Gordon: Speaking of results, Chaz Stockwell faced Predator before we thought power was going to be restored, it ended with a five minute double count out.
Travis: Let's get to our first match.
Eric Masterson: Ladies and Gentlemen, the CWF would like to thank you for attending tonight's event dispite the current weather conditions. You are a very loyal bunch of fans and tonight we promise you a show worth your efforts. Now, allow me to introduce for our first match, from Birmingham Alabama, Jethro Tulford!
[Sweet Home Alabama plays as Jethro Tulford comes out.]
Eric Masterson: And his opponent, from Cincinnati Ohio, Don Jenkins!
[Natural Born Killas by Ice Tea and Dr. Dre plays.]
[The Bell rings]
Gordon: Jethro attacks Don, picks him up and gives him a gorilla press slam!
Travis: What a HOSS! Come on hoss, show me something!
Gordon: Don is up and Jethro knocks him down with a SHOULDER press, and follows it up with a series of elbow drops!
Travis: Fans are booing Jethro, probably because he's much stronger and a better specimen than they could ever be.
Gordon: Don is up and connects with a backdrop suplex! Jethro is up and Don takes him down with an implant DDT!
Travis: Kick to the mid section and a jaw breaker!
Gordon: Wait a minute, Jethro catches Don as Don tries for a cross body, and slams him into the mat!
Travis: Jethro is saying it's going to end it....here we go.
Gordon: Small package by DON!
Ref: One...........two...........three!
Gordon: It's OVER, Don wins, Don wins!
Travis: Here comes Elijah Tulford, and both of them are double teaming Don! They've got a table, this is what I'm talking about!
Gordon: Wait, here comes Carl and Peeper, and the Tulfords retreat as the two men come to the aid of their friend!
[commercial]
Eric Masterson: Fans, it is now time for our second match of the night. Scuzz versus Rowdy Ronald Peeper! First, allow me to introduce Scuzz!
[Scuzz comes to the ring as several fans hold their noses and try not to breathe the air, which has obviously been effected by the smell of this....man.]
Eric Masterson: And his opponent, from Scotland, ROWDY RONALD PEEPER!
[Bagpipe music plays as Peeper comes out.]
[The Bell rings]
Gordon: And here we go, with the second match of the night! They lock up and try a test of strenght, looks like Peeper wins this one!
Travis: Scuzz, in a smart move, retreats to the corner.
Gordon: They lock up again and Scuzz gets a low blow in on Peeper! Scuzz nails a clothesline on Peeper!
Travis: What is that smell?
Gordon: Scuzz.
Travis: Hey, don't call me that.
Gordon: No, I'm saying, it's from Scuzz.
Travis: Oh.
Gordon: Scuzz up top and he comes off the rope but Peeper moves!
Travis: Smart man.
Gordon: Peeper hits a knee lift!
Travis: Peeper follows it up with a headbutt!
Gordon: Ronald is getting a bit ROWDY!
Travis: Great punchline there.
Gordon: Shut up.
Travis: Scuzz with a back body drop!
Gordon: He's gloating now, but he shouldn't turn his back on Peeper!
Travis: I wouldn't want Scuzz to turn his back towards me.
Gordon: PEEPMISSION!!! There it is, Scuzz is tapping!
Travis: I don't know what's worse, the Peemission or having to stand that close to Scuzz!
Eric Masterson: Your winner, Ronald Peeper!
[Commercial]
MASTERSON: Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. It is the Main Event of the evening! Introducing first, the team of Shawn Temp and Prodigy!
(Crowd gives a harsh reaction, mainly because of Prodigy as both men make their way to the ring as "Forsaken" by Jonathon Davis plays over the PA system. Both men climb into the ring and take their corner.)
MASTERSON: And their opponents, the team of Nick Sharpe, and the CWF World Heavyweight Champion, Mack McMichaels!
(Crowd gives a loud pop as Mack and Nick make their way down to the ring as "Shove It" by the Deftones plays. They leisurely get into the ring.)
(The camera cuts backstage to Blackbird's office. Former CWF referee, Mike Rotch runs in�€�)
ROTCH: Sir! Come quick, it's Paige and Miller!
BLACKBIRD: What are you talking about?!
(Blackbird follows Rotch down the hall, to a custodial closet where Miller and Paige are tied up and unconscious.)
BLACKBIRD: What the hell?! Get down there Rotch! You're the closest thing to a ref we have left here.
(With that, Mike Rotch runs toward the entranceway and down the ramp to the ring, and calls for the bell.)
MONTGOMERY: An interesting occurrence here, both CWF referees have been taken out of action for the time being. Mike Rotch, former full time referee here is now doing his old job again.
MINOR: It doesn't matter because Prodigy has just taken down both Mack and Nick Sharpe with a double clothesline. He pulls up Nick and tosses him out of the ring, and now focuses his aggression on Mack with a series of stomps and a few elbows.
MONTGOMERY: Prodigy pulls Mack up and an Irish whip into the ropes, Prodigy misses the clothesline, and Mack kicks the stomach of Prodigy and plants him with a bulldog.
MINOR: What a bogus maneuver! Mack just cheated again! Something he's famous for!
MONTGOMERY: What are you babbling about? That was a clean move.
MINOR: So says you. Prodigy back to his feet and tackles Mack before he can make a tag to Sharpe, but Mack fires a series of fists into Prodigy's head. Prodigy is off of Mack. Mack is up and he pulls him to his feet and gets him with an atomic drop.
MONTGOMERY: Mack now going up top, but Prodigy rushes the ropes and Mack and little Mack end up straddled on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up to Mack and gives him a wicked superplex. The cover, 1, 2, but only a two count.
MINOR: Prodigy is just toying with the champ. Prodigy tags in Temp, and he lays a few more stomps to the head on Mack. Temp gives Mack a piledriver and continues to keep him away from Sharpe.
MONTGOMERY: Temp whips Mack into the corner and goes for splash but Mack moves and delivers and nobody is home! Neckbreaker from Mack. He tags in Sharpe. Sharpe is going to town on Temp.
MINOR: I'd like to see Rotch call something right down the center, like he never used to do. Nick throws on a blatant strangle hold, probably trying to pass it off as a sleeper hold. Oh, now Rotch decides to break that hold up.
MONTGOMERY: Will you give it a rest?
MINOR: What?
MONTGOMERY: All you do is complain.
MINOR: Seems to me like you're the one complaining about my match calling skills. Probably, because they are far superior!
MONTGOMERY: Whatever you say. A low blow by Temp and a school boy rollup! But only a 1 count. Temp drags Sharpe to the center of the ring and applies the sharpshooter. Sharpe is in serious trouble now.
MINOR: Darn straight he is. That hold drains the life out of someone, not to mention put a hurting on the back. Sharpe can't fight his way to the ropes. I think he's about to tap.
MONTGOMERY: But Mack with a clothesline to the back of Temp and it breaks up the hold. Mack goes back to his corner. Temp tags Prodigy back in, and he gives Sharpe a belly to belly suplex, and drops a big leg on Sharpe.
MINOR: He pulls Sharpe back up and gives him a suplex. He goes up top and comes crashing into Sharpe with a big elbow drop. That could be all.
ROTCH: 1, 2--
MINOR: A kickout by Sharpe, somehow. Prodigy tags Temp back in but Mack comes flying off the top rope with a missile dropkick, and he rolls back to the outside. You know, I didn't see much of a tag there.
MONTGOMERY: It doesn't matter. Sharpe is up and he goes to whip Temp into the ropes, but Temp reverses it into a spine buster! Temp now locks a figure four leg lock onto Sharpe.
MINOR: Sharpe is fighting his way to the ropes and he almost has them.
MONTGOMERY: He has them now. But what the hell is Mike Rotch doing?!
(Mike Rotch handcuffs Nick Sharpe to the bottom ropes as Crazy Carl, Demented Don, and Ronald Peeper run down to the ring and start to tear through the three competitors left standing.)
MINOR: This is chaos! This is great! We should call this place, the Chaotic Wrestling Federation! Carl has Mack and whips him into the ropes and lays him out with a big boot. He picks up Mack and drops him face first onto the top turnbuckle.
MONTGOMERY: Peeper pulls Temp up and slaps him in a Peepmission! Temp is tapping, but to no avail, the hold will not be broken. Don has Prodigy, down laying punches into his head. Don gets up and drops his knee into the ribs of Prodigy.
MINOR: Carl has grabbed a chair from the outside and cracks Mack right in his skull with it. Temp is passed out from lack of oxygen. That choke hold has taken Shawn Temp out of the game. Don puts Prodigy in the tree of woe, and delivers an Afro Drop to him!
MONTGOMERY: Carl sets that chair up and now sets Mack up on the top rope, and gives him a Pipeline Plunger over the chair! The ring is littered with bodies. But, they didn't touch Nick Sharpe.
(The crowd is going nuts to finally see Carl, Don and Peeper working as a cohesive unit, and chants of "CWF" fill the arena. The men survey the damage and head off to back as Mike Rotch tosses the key to the cuffs to Nick Sharpe.)
MONTGOMERY: What a setup. How about that?
MINOR: An ingenious move on the part of the janitors. What will happen next in the CWF?!
["Would" by AIC plays over the PA as Matt Vaughn comes out.]
Matt Vaughn: For once, you fans don't have to put up with Blackbird 13 coming out. I'm here to announce the card for Reawakenings, which for the most part is set it stone, thanks to Blackbird13's doing.
[Crowd boos]
Matt Vaughn:
Mack McMichaels versus Shawn Temp *CWF Title Match* *Crazy Carl special is guest referee*
Nick Sharpe versus Prodigy
Carl Benton/Don Jenkins versus the Tulfords *Vacant CWF Tag Belts*
Scuzz versus Chaz Stockwell versus Richard Jones *Winner gets a shot at the CWF People's Title*
Matt Vaughn: And at the PPV, I've got a very special surprise for Blackbird 13!
[Fade.......to......black]