[Another week, another Dangerzone. From the heart of downtown Cincinnati, CWF proudly presents Dangerzone!!! The camera's pan the crowd catching fans with signs for their favorite wrestlers, and signs putting down their least favorite wrestlers. The pyro goes off and the crowd erupts. Hard camera focuses in the ring.]
Eric Masterson: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to CWF DANGERZONE!!!!!!!!!
[Crowd applauds]
Gordon: Fans, before we start off, in dark match action, Demented Don Jenkins and Billy Wild fought to a dark limit draw. Let's send it back to Eric Masterson.
Eric Masterson: This bout is a four corners tag team match. First making their way down the aisle, the tag team of Nick Sharpe and Crazy Carl.
("Hero" by Chad Kroeger of Nickelback, featuring Josey Scott of Saliva begins to play and Nick Sharpe comes out with Crazy Carl to cheers from the crowd. "Inside Out" by Anthrax begins to play as the team is halfway down to the ring.)
Eric Masterson: Their opponents...
("Dread and the Fugitive Mind" by Megadeth starts up as Syn steps out in front of the curtain. He walks halfway down the ramp and waits for Anarchy to come down. "One" By Metallica starts to play and Anarchy makes his way down the ramp to meet Syn. The two men walk down to the ring as the crowd boos loudly.)
Eric Masterson: Syn and Anarchy.
(The music stops and the bell rings. Syn and Nick start out for their teams.)
Gordon: The tandem of Syn and Anarchy weighs in at a combined 486 lbs! While their opponents the crowd favorites, for at least this match, Nick Sharpe and Crazy Carl outweight them at 488 lbs. Only a two pound difference seperates these two teams. The "bad guys" as determined by this crowd appear to have an extreme submision style.
Travis: That could come in handy. Slow them down with submission moves and wear them out. The devistate them with extreme moves.
Gordon: Nick Sharpe and Carl have a normal and brawling style. So this match will probably see a lot of flying fists.
Travis: Syn and Nick lock up but Syn quickly sends his knee into Nick abdomins. Syn slides his hands down and around Nick waist and hits a belly to belly suplex.
Gordon: Anarchy enters the ring illegally and tells Syn to hit the corners. Anarchy hooks on a sharp shooter. Syn touches the first corner. The crowd is booing and Carl tries to stop this but the ref is holding him back.
Travis: He didn't illegaly enter. There was an implied tag.
Gordon: Implied tag? What nonsense is that?
Travis: Are you watching the same match as I am?
Gordon: Apparently not.
Travis: The ref turns around and Nick has his hands on the ropes.
Gordon: Anarchy leaves the ring while Syn goes for the first corner again. The ref didn't see it. Syn touches the second corner now. Syn goes for the third corner but Carl grabs him and holds him in place. The ref is walking over to break it up.
Travis: This buys time for Nick. It's working because Nick is on his feet.
Gordon: Nick kicks Syn in the small of the back and positions Syn for a german suplex and hits it. Nick tags in a fresh Carl. Carl grabs Syn and applies a headlock. Syn tries to wiggle out but Carl tightens his grip.
Travis: Carl releases his grip and clotheslines Syn. Carl picks Syn back up and throws him into the corner.
Gordon: Carl needs to tag a corner.
Travis: Wait! That's the third corner. Syn was thrown into the third corner. He just needs one more.
Gordon: Carl does a running splash into the corner. Syn is crunched in the corner. Carl runs over to the first corner and tags it. Carl stuts to the second corner and tags it.
Travis: Syn stumbles to his feet and walks over to tag in Anarchy but falls just short of Anarchy's hand. Syn crawls the rest of the way and tags him in.
Gordon: Anarchy punches Carl in the back of the head and Carl hits the mat without any hesitation. Anarchy has brass knuckles on! That's illegal.
Travis: I don't see what your talking about.
Gordon: Those things he just dropped in his tights. Those shiny metallic things the ref missed.
Travis: Anarchy begins to kick Carl in the back of the head. He is busting the back of Carl's head open. The ref forces Anarchy to back off.
Gordon: Anarchy slowly walks to the first corner.
Travis: So where are Ray Hall and Chaz Stockwell to lend their support in this match for Nick?
Gordon: Perhaps Carl requested they don't show up. Maybe Carl wants a clean victory.
Travis: Anarchy walks over to the second corner but Nick is waiting for him on the side and swings a mighty fist at him.
Gordon: Nick is buying time for Carl. Anarchy hasn't made it to the second turnbuckle yet. Nick grabs Anarchy by the neck and jumps off the ring apron. Anarchy's neck landed on the ropes with all of Nick's wait holding Anarchy down on the ropes. Nick hasn't let go.
Travis: He's turning Anarchy beat red.
Gordon: Nick loses his grip. Nick grabs Anarchy's feet and pulls them so Anarchy falls backwards.
Travis: Carl is up on his feet. Carl touches the first corner and jumps off of it. Carl lands an elbow drop from the top rope on Anarchy. Carl walks back over to the second corner and tags it.
Gordon: Carl walks over to the third corner and tags it! He just needs one more corner.
Travis: Carl tags in Nick. But why? He is only a corner away.
Gordon: Nick is allowed to tag the forth corner. Syn charges the ring but Carl holds him off while Nick walks over to the forth corner. Syn kicks Carl in the jewels. Syn clotheslines Carl and knocks him over into Nick. Nick is pushed into the forth corner.
Eric Masterson: Your winners Nick Sharpe and Crazy Carl!
("Hero" by Chad Kroeger of Nickelback, featuring Josey Scott of Saliva begins to play as Nick pulls Nick up to celebrate their victory. "Inside Out" by Anthrax starts to play as the ref raises both mens hands in victory.)
[At this moment, Syn rolls to the outside and leans against the guardrail. Out of nowhere, a "fan" wearing jean shorts and a black t-shirt with a burning face grinning on it nails Syn with a crutch, breaking it over Syn's head. Syn falls to the ground.]
Gordon: Some fan just blasted Syn!!
Travis: Get security out here, now!!!
Gordon: Wait a minute, that fan takes off the mask, that's MANDRAKE!!! Mandrake just nailed Syn with his crutch! Revenge is a bitter dish, isn't it Syn?!
[Backstage with a camera, we see Blackbird 13. All of a sudden, Nick Sharpe busts into the office and confronts him.]
Nick Sharpe: I've had enough of you, Blackbird. Your days in CWF are numbered...
[Suddenly, Sharpe is knocked cold by a chair shot from the returning RICHARD JONES!!!]
Blackbird: Well done Jones. You've gained my trust again. As of now, you're back in CWF.
[Out of nowhere, Nick's apprentice, Chaz Stockwell jumps onto Richard Jones and starts laying into him! Before he finishes, Predator enters and helps out Jones, attacking Stockwell.]
[Commercial.]
[Fade back]
Eric Masterson: And now, the main event! First, from Richmond Virgina, the man who ended Mack's 10 month undefeated streak, along with Ricky Paige, he is SHAWN TEMP!
[Crowd boos as these two men come out to Adema playing.]
Eric Masterson: And their opponents, along with Rocky Miller, he is the current CWF Champion, Mack McMichaels.
[Crowd cheers mostly as Mack and Rocky come down while the Deftones play over the PA system.]
Gordon: This should be an interesting match fans.
Travis: Heh, you tell 'em, Gordo!
[The Bell rings]
Travis: Mack and Ricky will start things off.
Gordon: They lock up, kick by Ricky and a hiptoss!
Travis: Way to go RICKY!!!
[Ricky yells "whooo" and does a little dance for the crowd]
Gordon: A hiptoss, what a high impact move(Sarcasm).
Travis: They lock up again and Mack throws Ricky into the corner, Ricky bounces off the turnbuckle and Mack levels him with a standing drop kick!
Gordon: Mack tags in Rocky and the two members of the CWF Jobber express are about to....
Travis: Ricky tags in Temp. Oh brother, this is getting ridiculous. Temp wants Mack, Mack wants Temp. But we haven't seen them in the ring yet.
Gordon: Temp and Rocky lock up, armdrag by Rocky. Temp up and Rocky hits him with a chop!
Travis: Hey Gordo, my chops probably would hurt worse than Rocky's!
Gordon: Temp with a shoulder press on Rocky, Temp picks up Rocky but Rocky wiggles free and makes a JUMPING tag to Mack!
Travis: Oh, here comes the American Idiot, I mean Icon. No disrespect to Americans, just to all idiots out there, including Mack.
Gordon: Mack misses a clothesline, Temp misses a superkick, DOUBLE cross body block, both men are down!
Travis: The ref is starting the 10 count...
Gordon: Speaking of the ref, you fans may have noticed that he's wearing a mask, we have no idea who this man is, only that he was selected by Blackbird13. Ricky Paige and Rocky Miller, the normal ref's are in this match as wrestlers.
[Camera shows backstage, and we see former ref's Greg Falling, Jordon Jones and Mike Rotch. This ends any type of speculation that one of them is under the mask]
Travis: I think it's Matt Vaughn. Blackbird is making him earn his keep.
Gordon: Oh, give me a break Travis. Blackbird is on the ultimate ego trip this side of Brett Logan. Matt Vaughn is one of the main men responsible for CWF being where and what it is today. He deserves much better than this.
Travis: Well, CWF didn't close on his watch, at least he's got that much going for him, he was in Africa. It closed on another man's watch, and that man...
Gordon: Also helped get me this job, and is a former CWF World Champion, pratically one of the founding fathers of CWF, Livewire Ken Sparks. Back to action, the ref is up to seven, and both men are starting to stir.
Travis: Temp up and he hits a hangman's neckbreaker on Mack! Mack is down and Temp is going up top. Temp attempts a MOONSAULT and misses! I think he had something in his eye!
Gordon: Temp in the corner, MACK ATTACK! Temp goes down!
Ref: One.............two...........three!
[The Bell rings.]
Eric Masterson: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners, the team of Rocky Miller and Mack McMichaels.
[At this moment, the ref jumps outside the ring and grabs a chair and the CWF World Title belt. He rolls into the ring and hands Mack the World Title. Mack turns to celebrate with Rocky, and Ricky, who has ditched Shawn Temp. The ref then picks up the chair and LEVELS Mack from behind!]
Gordon: What the hell?!
Travis: I'll say, not that I'm complaining.
[The ref drops the chair and taunts Mack for a few seconds. The crowd is going wild. The ref then takes off his mask, to a CHORUS of defeaning boos. The man reveals himself as none other than Prodigy!]
Travis: Oh great, not him! Blackbird might have made a mistake with this one!
Gordon: I can�t believe my eyes! It�s Prodigy, Prodigy is back in CWF!! And he is apparently with Ray Hall!!! CWF hasn�t seen this man in years! Now he's back!
[Chants of "YOU SOLD OUT!" go around the stadium. Prodigy, who has longer hair and looks a bit older now, pauses and speaks.]
Prodigy: It�s been a while.
[Deafening boos again flood the arena.]
Travis: You can say that again.
Prodigy: But.... Prodigy is back in CWF.
[Chants of �YOU SOLD OUT!� go around the stadium.]
Prodigy: And the man that brought him here is none other than Ray Hall.
[Ray gets on his knees and pretends to worship Prodigy.]
Prodigy: You see folks. The last time I was here.... OOPS. (He laughs) Sorry, the last time CWF THOUGHT I was here, (Ray Laughs) I learned something. Having money is better than having fans. Having a Ferrari is better than having a snot nosed 8 year old wanting your autograph. So I sold out.�
[Crowd is booing wildy, security is having to restrain several fans from jumping the guard rail]
Prodigy: Yes I admit it, I sold out big time. In case you live on another planet and missed what happened, I�ll break it down for you. CWF offered me a contract to come back to CWF, and I said yes on the phone. However I SAID yes, I never signed anything with me living in LA and CWF being in Cincy. The second I put down my phone from the call I got from CWF, I got another call from a guy from another fed. That other fed was none other than..... X......W.......F!!!!!!!!!!!
[The Cincinnati fans start chanting CWF, CWF, CWF]
Travis: Well, we know that backstory. It's been well documented. I may not be the most well liked person in CWF, but I am loyal to CWF through and through.
Prodigy: See a man in XWF offered me the biggest deal I�d ever seen. Near double what CWF offered. I couldn�t believe him, So I said �PROVE IT�. Due to the fed being in LA at the time, the very same man was at my door in an hour. He had a smile on his face, a pen and the very same big assed contract that he offered me. So I signed on the dotted line and made the deal with that man and that man is none other than FORMER XWF VP RAY HALL!!!!!!!!!!
[Ray laughs as he is booed. Cups, bottles and batteries are being thrown into the crowd.]
Prodigy: So I signed the deal with Ray, and Ray said to me.
�Prodigy, your the man, you know wrestling like I do but people like you and respect you. We could go to cincy and with your contacts and my wallet, we could bring CWF�s top stars to CWF.� I laughed, but Ray offered me a bonus for the job and yet again I said yes to Ray Hall�s money.
[Crowd still booing.]
Prodigy: �So we went to Cincinnati, with me being Ray�s public face in CWF. I went to CWF and avoided signing with them. I kept saying �We can do this later, I wanna talk to my friends backstage.�
Gordon: I didn't know he had any friends backstage.
Travis: Neither did I. Except for his make believe ones.
Prodigy: And I did! I went and found CWF�s biggest stars, CWF�s , most deadly weapons, NONE OTHER THAN SCAR!!! I gave them a deal and I got SCAR to jump ship to XWF with Ray Hall�s money and the rest is history with that night.�
Gordon: Yeah, and that history is that XWF FLOPPED, it CRASHED AND BURNED PRODIGY, and you were OUT of a JOB!!
Travis: SCAR, big stars? Who is he kidding? Those guys were put on TV by the higher ups to attact the kiddy audience, so we could sell some cutsy little SCAR merchandise, what a loon.
Prodigy: �Well as you all know, to CWF�s delight XWF fell apart due to the mismanagement of MR BRETT LOGAN!�
Gordon: He's right there.
Prodigy: Now, I have other matters. Or should I say other... MACKERS.�
Travis: Lame.
Prodigy: Mack, your an idiot. You should have took the money like me and ran. I�ve never liked you or respected you. But now I like and respect you even less. Your a marked man Mack, I am back in CWF to make your life a living hell. And with my talent, my ability and Ray�s money...your going down!
[Just then, Mack gets to his feet and spears Prodigy!!! Both men roll around on the mat exchanging fists of fury!!! Shawn Temp joins the fray and helps Prodigy double team Mack!]
Gordon: That damn Temp! It's two on one! What cowards!
Travis: Here comes Nick Sharpe!!!
Gordon: Sharpe knocks down Temp, he goes for Prodigy but Prodigy rolls out of the ring and walks up the rampway along with Temp, OHHH, a cup of coke just hit Prodigy! Sign that guy up for the Reds!
Travis: And here comes the mastermind behind it all, Blackbird13!
Blackbird 13: Hello all my CWFites! Time for some booking of next week's card. First off, Syn, Anarchy, Billy Wild, you guys are off my cards until you can prove that you're ready for the big time, and make no mistake about it, CWF is the big time.
Blackbird: Scuzz is a new addition to CWF, well how about Scuzz faces Rowdy Ronald Peeper!
Blackbird: Since they seemed to like mixing it up earlier tonight, how about Predator takes on Chaz Stockwell!
Blackbird: Lets see, we've got a new team in the CWF, the Tulfords. Well, how about one of them, let's say, Jethro Tulford takes on Cincinnati's own, Demented Don Jenkins in a preview of a match that will take place at Reawakenings, Carl Benton and Don versus The Tulfords, for the CWF Tag Titles!
Blackbird: Lastly, Temp and Prodigy will take on Mack and Nick! Goodnight CWF!