["Awake" by Godsmack plays]

[The camera shot opens to the CWF ring. Fans occupying the 15,000 seat arena. Signs such as "Welcome back CWF" "Back in Black and red" and "Finally, CWF has come back to Monday Nights". The hard camera focuses in on Eric Masterson, standing in the ring.]

Eric Masterson: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to DANGERZONE!!!

[The crowd pops HUGE]

Eric Masterson: Tonight, we have three matches for your enjoyment. First, let me begin by introducing the NEW announcers for the CWF, Gordon Montgomery and Travis Minor!!!

[Camera shot to the announce table. We see two new faces never before seen in CWF.]

Gordon: Hello fans, it's great to be here, ushering in a new era in the CWF!

Travis: Yes, and let me personally thank Mr. Blackbird 13 for this opportunity, Gordo!

Gordon: That's Gordon. Fans, let me give you the rundown of tonights card. We have three matches, Billy Wild versus Demented Don, Ronald Peeper versus Anarchy and Syn versus Mandrake.

Travis: Hold on a second, Gordo, I'm getting word from the production truck, we're cutting you off to send it backstage!

[We change scenes and switch to the back. Suddenly a security guy comes flying into the picture, and a monster of a man comes walking out right after that.]

Gordon: Whoa, that looks like that new guy Richard Jones.

Travis: I wonder where he's going. Look at him, he's definately better than those guys Vaughn brought back to CWF, like McMichaels!

[Richard makes his way to his new locker room. So new his name hasn't been put up there yet. He opens his door and flips on the light and steps back in surprise.]

Richard: What the heck are you doing here? I thought you were done with CWF?!

Mystery Man: Well, i guess things change...don't they?

Richard: Yes they do.

[Richard gets a huge smile, then goes the rest of the way into his locker room, shutting the door behind him.]

Gordon: Well, as CWF returns, so do the mystery men!

Travis: Does CWF just hire homeless people and pay them to be mystery men? I mean seriously, how many mystery men has CWF had over the last year?

Gordon: Nevermind that Travis, because it's time for our first match of the night!

Eric Masterson: Ladies and Gentlemen, our first bout of the evening! It is between Anarchy and Demented Don Jenkins!

["Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube plays as Don comes out. Hometown boy gets a round of cheers by the fans.]

Gordon: And here he is, the hometown boy, straight from Cincinnati, Don Jenkins.

Travis: Straight from a Malcom X movie is more like it.

Eric Masterson: And here comes Billy Wild!

[ Mixed reaction ]

[The Bell rings]

Gordon: Referee for this match is Ricky Paige, former CWF wrestler. Rocky Miller will be making his referee debut later tonight.

Travis: Billy Wild is getting in the face of a fan, what an ungreatful bunch of morons here in Cincinnati!

Gordon: And watch out, Demented Don on the top rope jumps off and connects with a missile dropkick to the outside! Homeboy can fly!

Travis: Gordo, please spare us your pathetic attempts to get Don over with the mindless viewing audience at home!

Gordon: Look, I don't know who the hell you think you are, but I'm sitting here because Matt Vaughn hired me to do a job. I don't know what your connection with Blackbird is, but shut up and let me do my job!

Travis: [Mockingly] Yes sir.

Gordon: Demented Don whips Billy Wild into the guardrail, Don chargers in and Wild backdrops him into the front row, watch out fans!

Travis: They can't hear you Gordo.

Gordon: Both men brawling in the front row, and the bell just sounds!

[Ricky Paige talks to Eric Masterson]

Eric Masterson: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match has been ruled a double disqualification by referee Ricky Paige.

[Security seperates the two men.]

Travis: I hope Blackbird13 makes CWF less uptight, let the wrestlers go at it!

Gordon: Oh, and let fans get hurt?

Travis: Hey, as long as they paid their $100 for their seats, I could care less.

Gordon: Fans, let's send it to Eric Masterson for our next match up.

Eric Masterson: Our next match is between Rowdy Ronald Peeper and Anarchy!

[Bagpipe Music plays as Peeper comes to the ring. Most fans cheer, while a few look bewildered.]

Travis Minor: Only in the CWF. I think we not only hire homeless people as mystery man, but also hire homeless people to portray different ethnic people, I mean come on, this guy is about as Scottish as the fan in section C, Isle F, row 9.

Gordon: We'll have to get a camera shot of that fan to make sure.

["One" by Metallica plays. Anarchy makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos]

[The bell rings]

Gordon: Look at Anarchy, he's not even paying attention to Peeper. He's jaw jacking with a fan, he better turn around before, oh watch out, PEEPMISSION!!

Travis: What a underhanded trick, attacking Anarchy from behind!

Gordon: He shouldn't have had his backed turn, "Trav"!

Travis: Oh, look who grew a sense of humor.

Gordon: Anarchy is tapping! Peeper let's go and Anarchy rolls out of the ring and is LIVID!

Travis: I think he was trying to do some jumping jacks, that's why he was waving his arms, and he wasn't screaming, he was singing workout music!

Gordon: Give it a rest, in 23 seconds, Peeper has defeated Anarchy, fluke or not.

[Anarchy walks to the back, glaring at Peeper the entire time. Rocky Miller, the referee, raises the hand of Peeper before Peeper walks back, along with Miller. We have a camera shot of backstage]

Don: Yeah boy, that's how we do it in CWF!

Peeper: Thank you lad, thank you.

Don: Say boy, let's roll out and celebrate your big win with some coronas!

Peeper: Eh lad? Coronas? I'd settle for attending the local establishment and ordering some fine guiness ale.

Carl: Sure thing Ronald, it's your night on the town tonight, my man. Welcome to Cincinnati and the CWF.

[Back to ringside]

Gordon: One more match, man this night has been great so far. I couldn't have imagined anything like this when I signed up for this job, the...

["Tear Away" By Drowning Pool begins to blare over the speakers as the fans become bewildered as to who's music this is. Suddenly Richard Jones comes walking out from behind the curtains. As he is walking down the isle he begins reading signs for some CWF fan favorites. Richard reaches over and snatches the sign reading "Mack for President" and rips it in two. Then he throws the pieces of cardboard down, and continues down the isle laughing his head off. He walks around the ring, and pics up a mic from the announcers table. He spits at some fans in the front row and then makes his way into the ring.)

Gordon: Who does this guy think he is?

Travis: Richard Jones, obviously, Gordo.

Richard: Well, well, well. So, this is what being a professional wrestler is all about, huh? You come to the arena, sit in your dressing room until it's time for your match, and then you come out and put on a show for the fans?

(The fans give a big pop)

Richard: Well, i guess it's best that i came to wrestling then. Cause this is just pitiful. I mean, come on guys, what have these fans ever done for you? Huh? What reason do you have to come out and put on some big show? Some big lie? Huh? You know that you don't even like the fans, so what's the point of wasting your time for them?

[The fans begin to boo wildly, but Richard doesn't seem the be phased. In fact he seems to have a slight smirk on his face.]

Richard: You know, i've come to realize that there are two things that make most wrestlers tick. The fans, and gold. Well, i could care less about the fans, and i could care less about the gold. I just want to set people straight in this fed. A lot of people are walking lies, and it's time I delivered "The Truth". Since some many people don't know what that is, I'm going to have to go through and show each and every one of you, one by one. So, I'll beat it into you all very very soon. Until then, just know that I live by "The Truth".

(Richard throws the mic down, and the fans begin to boo madly. Richard begins to laugh and makes his way to the back. Right before he goes through the curtain he turns and smiles sadistically at the crowd...then goes through.)

Gordon: Wow, I'm stunned.

Travis: So am I. This guy is GREAT!!

[Gordon looks over at Travis with a look that screams "I hate you and I hate that Richard Jones guy"]

[Commercial]

[Back from commercial]

Eric Masterson: And now, for the main event. It is between to CWF superstars, Syn and Mandrake!!!

["Dread and the Fugitive Mind" by Megadeath plays. Syn enters the arena to a loud chorus of boos]

Eric Masterson: And his opponent, Mandrake!

["Them Bones" by Alice in Chains plays. Mandrake comes out wearing an RIP tribute shirt to Layne Staley, the vocalist of legendary rock group Alice In Chains, the fans pop for Mandrake]

[The Bell rings]

Gordon: And we're off! Syn and Mandrake stare each out down, and the Daredevil starts off with a SPEAR! He has Syn down and is laying in some punches before getting up and stomping Syn! I've seen some CWF tapes and I've not seen this type of fire from Mandrake before!

Travis: Maybe the "Daredevil from Kill Devil Hills" had some Taco Bell hot sauce last night!

Gordon: Syn is up and Mandrake connects with a drop kick. Mandrake hits a flying lariat and Syn ducks out!

[Fans boo the cowardly action of Syn]

Travis: The fans must be idiots, Syn is a smart wrestler. He's cooling Mandrake off right now, for you uneducated people in the business.

Gordon: Mandrake tries for a crossbody block but Syn sidesteps him and Mandrake hits the concrete!

Travis: Syn throws Mandrake into the steel steps and Mandrake goes head first, oh he's busted! Bleed Mandrake, BLEED!

Gordon: You're sick Travis, SICK.

Travis: Syn places Mandrakes leg on the lower part of the steps, after moving the second part. He lifts up the second part of the steps and SLAMS THEM DOWN ON MANDRAKES LEG! Oh yeah, this is what I'm talking about!

Gordon: THAT'S SICK! I have NEVER seen anything so sick in my 5 years of broadcasting for the AFL and NFL Europe, nor my two years of doing wrestling events for the MWL.

Travis: Welcome to the big leagues, GORDO!

Gordon: Here comes paramedics, I swear I heard bone shatter upon that impact! They are placing Manrake onto a stretcher and securing his leg! Mandrake is in serious pain. Syn is making obsence gestures and here comes Matt Vaughn.

Travis: The fearless leader makes his way out![Sarcasticly]

Gordon: Matt is in the face of Syn, Syn better not do anything, that's the man that writes his checks!

Travis: Here comes Blackbird 13, he pulls apart Syn and Vaughn.

Gordon: Fans, we are out of time! Thank you for joining us, the CWF is back, we will update you on the condition of Mandrake as soon as possible via our website!

[Fade out]