[The camera fades into the CWF theme, where some of the top wrestlers
are doing their finishers on unlucky opponents. The camera than fades to
a total black scene where CWF flys in from the top in Red flaming
letters. The camera fades from that to the CWF arena where the place is
packed. The camera moves to the crowd where such signs as DWO
RULES!, Who is this Livewire, and I wanna marry Carl Benton are seen.
The camera moves to the announcers who are ready to start the
broadcast. They speak]
Matt Murdock: Welcome folks, to another edition of Sunday Night Slam! I
am Matt Murdock, and with me are Eric Masterson and the one and only,
Vanessa McLure!
Eric Masterson: Yep, and we got some excellent matches for you tonite.
Such as Glory vs The Padded One, and the Insane Luchador vs the cwfs
newest wrestler, Counterfit, with the HM title on the line!
Vanessa McLure: But thats not all. After that we have Da Man 2000 vs
Lucas Metallium vs Blaze for the Peoples title and Livewire Ken Sparks vs
War Dog!
Murdock: Finally, Oure Main Event! Brett Logan will put his Intercontinental
Title ON THE LINE vs Surfer Dude in a Hell in a Cell match! That is going to
be one heck of a match!
Masterson: So lets get started!
McLure: Hold on there, Eric. Tonite, there was a match before the show
started. We found out that we had to cut back on time this week, so this
match had to happen off air! The match was Carl Benton vs The Extreme
Icon vs Blackjack. Matt, wanna tell them the details?
Murdock: Sure, the match started off really weird. Blackjack came down
last, and told benton and the icon that he was out of here, and that the
CWF sucks! Benton and Icon than looked at each other, following that up
with a nice beating they gave to blackjack on his way out!
Masterson: Served him right for saying the CWF sucked!
Murdock: The matc continued, with Icon dominating the first half of the
match, but than out of nowhere, he launched a huge attack and won his
first match! Congradulations Crazy Carl.
McLure: Ok, with that said, now we can start the matches!
Masterson: YES!
VANESSA: Thatâs right Eric, next we have Glory taking on the
Padded One. Iâm not too sure about this one but I think that this
match is going to be a good one. We have two of the top talent in
the CWF going at this. But, I have to say that Glory is going to
capture this one. Look at it this way. He is the epitome of America.
MATT: Whatever Vanessa. Padded One has this one locked down.
VANESSA: Shutup Matt.
LOUDMOUTH: Ladies and gentleman, the following match is
scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring from Baltimore
Maryland, GLORY!
(Enter the Dragon theme plays as the crowd cheers for Glory who
walks down to the ring. He gives some of the fans high fives and
such. He gets in the ring and flaunts himself.)
LOUDMOUTH: His opponent from New York, the PADDED ONE!
(Itâs All in Your Head by Diamond Rio plays as the Padded One
makes his way down to the ring. A mixed reaction greets him as he
gets into the ring.)
MATT: Well, the referee, Mike Rotch is giving the instructions to the
two combatants and he calls for the bell. (Ding Ding)
VANESSA: They lock up and Glory delivers a knee to the stomach
and a forearm shot right to the head. Pad staggers back into the
corner and dodges the attempted splash by Glory. Câmon
Glory!
ERIC: Padded One waits for Glory and gives him a punch straight in
his face. Glory falls on his back. Pad picks him up and whips him
into the ropes, and thereâs a clothesline! Glory is on his back.
Followed by an elbow.
MATT: Whip hm good Pad!
VANESSA: You still wonât learn will you Matt? Glory is playing
possum to give Pad a false sense of security.
MATT: Whatever woman. Glory comes back with a rake to the eyes
and a double arm DDT on Pad!
VANESSA: See what I mean? Now, Glory slaps on a spinning toe
hold. But Pad is too close to the ropes and Rotch orders the break.
Glory throws an elbow into Padâs left knee. He gives him
another one for good measure.
ERIC: He pulls Pad up and delivers a jaw breaker to him. Glory is
now taunting Pad. Pad gets up and kidney punches Glory who was
facing the crowd.
MATT: Big mistake on the part of Glory. Pad slaps on a side
headlock and he is really grinding that into Glory. Glory gets to his
and whips Pad into the ropes, but Pad knocks Glory back down with
the shoulder block. Pad delivers a leg drop over Glory.
ERIC: The cover, the count 1, and the kickout. You need more than
that to put Glory away, Pad. Glory is pulled up and put in the
dreaded ear hold. (sarcastically) I donât think Iâve seen
that manuever since the third grade when David Mole stole my
lunch money.
VANESSA: Glory kicks Pad in the knee and gives him a stuning
piledriver! Pad needs to use some better moves. Glory goes up to
the middle rope and gives a flying elbow over Padâs chest.
MATT: Glory pulls him up and throws him into the ropes, and a big
boot right into the face of Pad. Pad falls right on his back! Get up
Pad!
ERIC: The cover, 1, 2, and he kickout! Glory picks up Pad and gives
him the sidewalk slam. Lackadaisical cover, and a kickout at 1.
Most likely due to now hook
of the leg and no weight over the body.
MATT: Point there Eric. He sets up Pad for the belly-to-back suplex
but Pad reverses it in mid-air and delivers an inverted DDT to Glory.
Glory is clutching the back of his head. Pad stomps on Gloryâs
back a few times and slaps him into a bow and arrow submission
hold.
VANESSA: Glory is writhing in pain from it! All his arm, leg, and back
muscles are stretched beyond normalcy. Heâs obviously trying
to wear down Glory. But it wonât happen because Glory is the
man.
MATT: But not really.
ERIC: He releases the hold and gives Glory a rude neckbreaker.
Reminds me of Rick Rudeâs âRude Awakeningâ. He pins
Glory. Rotch with the count but a kickout at 2. Pad looks a bit
frustrated but what can he do?
MATT: He can start by kicking the crap out of Glory some more.
Glory attempting to get up delivers a fist right into Padâs bread
basket. but Pad elbows him in the face and this must be a new
submission move. Heâs getting over Glory and punching him in
the face and head! This is a moment to see! Rotch is warning about
the closed fist but Pad pays him no mind!
VANESSA: Câmon Mike! Break that off. Thatâs an illegal
submission manuever! Pad gets off finally. He goes over to the
crowd where they seem to have been rejuvinated by that move. I
canât see why. It was a load of poop.
ERIC: Glory is getting up but he is wobbly. I wonder how much
more he can take.
MATT: Weâll see when he slaps Glory into that Padded Room
finisher. But anyway, Glory just slid under Padâs legs and pushes
him into the turnbuckles and delivers a belly to back suplex. Both
men are down and trying to shake the cobwebs off.
VANESSA: Rotch starts the count. 1, 2, 3, 4. Câmon Glory! Get
your butt in motion!
ERIC: Glory is the first up and he is catching a breather for a few
seconds he now goes over to Pad who is just getting up now and
super kicks him back down to the canvas! That connection almost
took his head off!
MATT: Pad rolls to the corner and starts to spit blood in the corner
and, Oh my God! He just spit out three of his teeth! He stands up in
the corner and big mistake because here comes Glory with a splash
in the corner.
VANESSA: He sets up Pad on the top rope and delivers a super-plex.
Glory gets up and he is licking an arm bar on Pad. Pad reaches the
ropes and Rotch orders the break. Glory throws Pad into the ropes
and goes for a back body drop but intead he receives a knee to
the head.
MATT: Pad goes for a âbow but misses and Glory gives a powerful
clothesline that flips Pad over in the air. Pad lands on his stomach
and Glory drops a knee right over his spine. Pad come one. Iâm
going to lose my bet.
VANESSA: you lost your bet right when this match was signed. Glory
is now just waiting for the moment. Pad is getting up and he is
woozy. HE dodges Gloryâs clothesline but doesnât miss the
kick to the gut.
ERIC: This might be it. He has his head between his legs and begins
the ascent into the air.
MATT: No, no, no! He is set up fully and here it comes!
VANESSA: That thud was amazing! The Star Spangled Drop has laid
the Padded One out. The cover by Glory and there is the 1, 2, and
the 3.
DING DING DING
LOUDMOUTH: The winner of the match, GLORY!
MATT: Hereâs your money Vanessa. Damn it. Even though me
and Pad lost, it was a good match.
ERIC: That is was Matt. LEtâs move on!
Luchador match
Loudmouth: Our next match is a 3-way dance, and it is for the CWF
People's Title! Introducing first, from Bloomington, Minnesota,
weighing in at 227 lbs, Lucus Metallium!!!
('Rush' by Tom Sayer plays over the loudspeakers as Lucus Metallium
appears on the stage. He walks down the ramp and slides into the
ring, the crowd seeming indifferent)
Loudmouth: Next, from Detroit, MI, weighing in at 170 lbs, Blaze!!!
('Rock the Dead' by Twiztid lays over the speakers as Blaze makes his
way to the ring. The crowd reacts with an ever so slight cheer)
Loudmouth: And finally, representing the DWO, he is the current
CWF People's Champion, and DWO Heavyweight Champion, he is
DA MAN 2000!!!
(The DWO music begins to play as DM2K makes his way to the ring.
The crowd is split in cheers and boos, but they're really getting on
him. As DM2K enters the ring he is immediately attacked by both
Blaze and Lucus! The referee rings the bell...)
*DING DING DING*
Vanessa: Those bastards! Taking a cheap shot like that on Da Man!
They're going to have hell to pay!
Eric: Da Man is down on the floor, and both Blaze and Lucus are
going right after the People's Champion. They're stomping away,
trying to inflict big damage early.
Matt: Well, you gotta admit, it's a damn good stragedy.
Vanessa: It's because they know that they could never take Da Man
on 1-on-1! Those wimps!
Eric: Da Man is still on the floor, but it looks like Blaze and Metallium
are rolling him back into the ring.
Matt: Blaze with a beautiful slingshot senton, and Metallium follows it
up with a slingshot Guillotine Leg Drop! That was great!
Vanessa: No it wasn't! Come on Da Man!
Eric: Both men now backing DM2K up on the corner, Double Irish
Whip on Da Man, who hits the turnbuckle hard. Blaze now with an
Irish whip on Lucus who reverses and sends Blaze right into Da Man
hard! Da Man staggers out of the corner, only to be met by a
double dropk... no! Da Man swats both men's attempts at dropkicks
away as if he were shooing away mosquitos!
Vanessa: There, see! Now these punks are going to get it!
Matt: Da Man grabs Blaze by the back of the neck and tosses him
FAR out of the ring! Oh my! That looked like he flew 10 feet!
Vanessa: Yeah, well, my purse weighs more than that Blaze guy, and
that Metallium loser isn't much bigger than him. DM2K is going to
absolutely manhandle those chumps!
Eric: DM2K tosses Lucus into the corner and starts pummeling away
with body blows. He looks like he's measuring him up... ooooooh!
That knife edge chop echoed thru the entire building! And there's
another! Da Man gets Lucus out of the corner and goes for a
Samoan Drop! Quick cover, this could be over...
1...... 2......
Matt: And Lucus able to get the shoulder up. Gotta hand it to this
guy, he's got resilience.
Vanessa: More like stupidity. Doesn't know when he doesn't have a
prayer.
Eric: DM2K is lifting Lucus up, irish whip and misses with a big lariat,
lowers his head, and pays for it! Metallium with a great facebuster!
And Metallium follows it up with a picture perfect spinning heel kick
that sends Da Man over the top rope!
Matt: It looks like Lucus is going for a suicide dive, but from behind!
Blaze trips up Metallium and is trying to capitalize! Blaze hooks on a
bow and arrow submission, locks it in... the ref is checking to see if
LM is giving up... no...
Eric: Blaze releases the hold, and begins to stomp away at
Metallium's back...
Vanessa: Oh, but Da Man seems to have regained his composure
and is getting back into the ring!
Matt: Blaze sees this and goes right after DM2K with a beautiful
springboard dropkick! He knocks Da Man right off the ring apron!
Eric: Blaze once again focusing on Metallium, with the go behind
and hits a Full Nelson Suplex with a bridge! Cover...
1.....2
Vanessa: Bearly a two count.
Matt: Both men are up, Blaze seemingly in control, Irish whip into the
ropes, flying body press by Metallium! Blaze rolls him off, but Lucus is
quickly up and right on Blaze! Some stiff forearms, followed by a
European Uppercut. Metallium now going for and hitting a great
Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex! What great leverage by the rookie!
Vanessa: This is boring! I want to see Da Man beat these guys to a
pulp! Oooh, and there he is!
Eric: DM2K is now re-entering the ring. He kicks Metallium in the gut,
and hits a beautiful Gutwrench Suplex! He then turns his attention to
Blaze, picking him up in a Gorilla Press Slam! What power! He then
drops Blaze right onto Lucus Metallium! That must have hurt!
Matt: Da Man is now playing to the crowd. He climbs the turnbuckle
and taunts the crowd. Not a good idea, he had them beat, and
now he's giving them time to recover...
Eric: Both men seem to be getting up, slowly but surely. They see a
distracted DM2K and both rush at him!
Vanessa: Look out Da Man! Matt: WOW! The two rookies hit a double
dropkick that sent Da Man flying to the outside! That's a good sized
drop, and Da Man may be hurt!
Eric: Metallium is perching himself on the top turnbuckle, while Blaze
goes down and starts beating on DM2K! Blaze with an Evenflow DDT
right onto the floor! And Lucus Metallium following it up with a
beautiful Five Star Frog Splash! Metallium seems to have hurt himself
in the process, though.
Matt: Both DM2K and Lucus seem to be in pretty bad shape. Da
Man is the first to get up, and he kicks Metallium a few times.
Eric: Blaze with a slingshot plancha to the outside, but Da Man
catches Blaze in mid-air! Da Man has Blaze up, and rams him head
first into the steel post! Oh my! Blaze was busted wide open from the
incredible impact!
Vanessa: Yes! Now THAT'S what I came to see!
Matt: Da Man tosses Blaze back into the ring. He is wasting no time,
he has Blaze up in his finishing maneuver, and he nails it!!! This one's
over! Cover...
1...... 2...... 3
*Ding Ding Ding*
Loudmouth: The winner of this match, and STILL CWF People's
Champion, DA MAN 2000!!!
Vanessa: YES! Da Man representing the DWO just kicked some
ass!
Eric: Time for our next match!
Murdock- Welcome back fans, up next we have War Dog taking on
"Livewire" Ken Sparks.
Materson- Well we have some bad news. McLure had to step to the
back to take a very important phone call from his wife. Thank you
very much for undertanding.
Murdock- Livewire's music hits and he makes his way to the ring. War
Dog's music hits but War Dog doesn't come out. Livewire looks
stunned. War Dog comes through the stands and nails Livewire with
a dropkick to the back of the head fromt he top rope.
*DING*DING*DING*
Materson- War Dog picks up Livewrire and hits the flying clothesline
knocking him right back down. War Dog bounces Livewire off the
ropes and delivers the ddrop toe hold. War Dog tries to bounce
Livewire off the ropes again but Livewire reverses and nails the Dog
with a clothesline. Livewire picks him up and hits a arm ringer into a
shoulder charge. Livewire backs the Dog into the corner and lays in
the knife edge chops. He whips the Dog across the ring into the
other turnbuckle. He follows it up with a huge avalanche splash.
Livewire pulls him out of the corner and goes for a haymaker. War
Dog ducks and hits a back body drop. War Dog then applies a
figure four leg lock.
Murdock- He's going to tap! It's all over! Ring the bell Livewire's
about to tap.
Materson- Don't hold your breath, Livewire's over powering War Dog.
Murdock- AHHH!!!
Materson- Livewire reversed it! But War Dog gets to the rope.
Referee- 1....2....3.....4.....5!!! Ok let him go.
Murdock- The referee breaks up the hold as Livewire picks War Dog
up. Livewire bounces him off the ropes and catches him with a
abdonimal stretch. War Dog is crying with pain. Livewire, still holding
War Dog, brings it into a russian leg sweep position. He taunts
towards the fans and then falls back executing a russian leg sweep.
Materson- Pin attempt by Livewire
1......
2......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Murdock- War Dog kicked out. This guy is a maniac why the hell did
he kick out? Livewire's not oging to quit, he's going to keep laying it
to him.
Materson- Wait Livewire's walking away.
Murdock- No he's not moron he's getting a chair for his finisher the
"Electric Chair"
Materson- I knew that I was just testing you.
Murdock- Wait the ref is stopping Livewire.
Materson- Yeah and the fans are booing him too.
Murdock- Livewire is back in the ring and he is met by War Dog and
punches to his face. War Dog then hits a reverse neck breaker on
Livewire. War Dog then goes to the top rope. He taunts the fans and
then goes for a elbow drop but Livewire moves. Livewire gets to his
feet and picks the Dog up. He hits a bulldog. Livewire then taunts to
the crowd.
Materson- Livewire picks War Dog back up and nails a superkick but
War Dog doesn't fall so Livewire hits a backbreaker holding his there
for extra added pain. War Dog is screaming with pain. He finally
reaches the ropes.
Referee- 1.....2......3.......4......5 Ok let's go.
Materson- Livewire picks up War Dog and nails a atomic drop.
Livewire then nails
a hiptoss. War Dog gets up and then gets hooked in a hanging
vertical suplex.
Murock- BOOM!!!!! The mat was smacking on that one folks. He just
got hanging vertical suplexed. Liverwire with the pin.
1.....
2.....NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He kicked out!
Materson- How did he do that?!?!?
Murdock- I don't know Materson but he did it rather well.
Materson- I hope tha guy has insurence.
Murdock- Livewire picks up War Dog and whips him into the ropes
but he knocks out the ref. Livewire then leaves the ring and graps a
chair.
Materson- He puts the chair down and goes for a the "Electric
Chair." But War Dog reverses. War Dog then goes for a powerbomb.
Livewire then reverses and hits a bulldog onto the chair!
Murdock- "Electric Chair"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Materson- The ref is coming to, as Livewire makes the cover.
1..............
2...............
3..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Murdock- Liverwire wins with the slow count!!!!!!!!
Ring Announcer- And your winner............"Livewire" Ken Sparks!!!!!!!!!
Masterson: Great match, but now we are moving onto our Main
Event. SD vs Brett Logan!
CS: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the main event. Now coming
down the isle standing 6'6 and weighing 248lbs, the IC Champion,
Brett Logan!
("Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays over the PA. Brett Logan comes
down to ring side with the IC belt and tag belts in hand0
CS: Ok, now coming to the ring, he is....
("Assassin's" by ICP begins to play and the Assassin walks out with a
grin on his face. He points to an Asylum sign in the distance. He
walks ominously to the ring, smiling at every single disgruntled fan in
the audience. They boo him loudly, and one fan manages to throw
a hot dog at his head. The Assassin picks it up, and throws it right
back into the crowd. The CWF championship is around his waist,
and he rubs it with a smile. He gets into the ring and stands on the
2nd turnbuckle, raising his arms. He gets down and grabs a mic from
the announcer on the outside and begins to speak)
Assassin: Welcome to my nightmare....welcome CWF....to the Reign
of Terror!! Do you see this belt, the belt I came back for? The belt I've
worked so hard to obtain? Finally, a champion that means
something...not a worthless pile of garbage like "Livewire" or
Blackbird!! A man who truly has what it takes!! How does it feel? I
think that every last one of you wishes you were in my shoes!! Wishes
that you were Just....like.....ME!! However, not everyone can be this
good....not Da Man...not Livewire...not Blackbird....not even Brett
Logan!! All of you are pathetic little scrubs that pale in comparison
to my ability!! All of you are worthless members in a world that hates
you!! Whether you get cheers, or you have everyone call you an
asshole doesn't mean anything!! All it means is that you will fall victim
to not only my wrath, but the wrath of the fans that plague your
mind!! You each have it inside your heads that you're better than
you think you are...just because of a few dumbass fans that love
you!! Well, truth is...all they care about is the beating you are to
recieve!!! How does this belt around my waist feel? IT FEELS GREAT!!
Assassin: Now...another question comes to mind. How long will I stay
champion...well, my friends, I got some disturbing news, I will stay
champion as long as there is competition...whether it be bad or
good, I will stay champion!! I don't care who I fight, as long as I
fight!! That's why I want to become champion, to prove to all of you
that I am, by far the greatest champ that the CWF has ever seen!!
Oh, and what do I think about the DWO!? I think nothing of them!!
They disgust me....to my dismay,Blackbird claims that he threw the
title away...not one man on this planet would do such a thing,
except maybe, Kevin Nash!! Blackbird, you didn't want this? Don't
say things you don't mean....you knew full well you couldn't beat
me!! As did the rest of your DWO friends, but to my surprize, they
waited until after the match to hit me!! A bunch of thugs, who call
themselves tough....after every last one of my fucking matches, you
attack me...what a move!! Now that it's predictable, maybe I'll see it
next time!! I really don't like you boys, and if you want it, come and
get it...I turn down no challenge!! I promise you, not one of you will
escape the wrath of the Assassin...Oh yeah, and Jay....you will be
sorely missed. (He laughs) God knows OUR beating upon you,
forced you into leaving, but it also forced the end of something
golden, the Asylum...but, soon, that will all change!!
Assassin: I honestly wish I could say that some of you boys around
here were challenges to the likes of the Assassin, but not a one of
you it....funny thing is, Da Man, Brett Logan, and Livewire think that
they can do something about it....each and every one of you are
pathetic!! I suggest you all leave while at all possible...this Is my
Reign, and this is OUR NIGHT!! Notice the plural.....Now, how does the
CWF compare to the others...no doubt, CWF is the best damn
federation I've ever graced the ring of..the only federation who let
me actually showcase my talent, and the only federation in which
anyone will fight anyone...and anyone can beat anyone, BUT ME!!
CWF, though many dispise my tactics inside the confines of the CWF
arena, I truly do love the CWF!! I'll get to War Dog in a bit....but lets
talk about the new management, shall we? The new management
is good...they know what to do, when to do it, and they do it well!!
Might I add, that the new management consists of a new Head
Booker...but first, lets bring out the new members of the new Reign....
("Tubular Bells" by Mike Oldfield begins to play and out walk Glory,
War Dog, and Guerrero Azteca. They all shake hands and smile at
the entranceway)
Assassin: Glory, War Dog, Guerrero Azteca and the Assassin!! Meet,
my friends the members of the Reign of Terror....the Reign that will
plague every last one of you!! All of you are in for a severe beating!!
NOW....meet the new Head Booker......
("Crawl Away" by Tool begins to play and the lights in the arena go
out, then come back on and flood the arena in red light. A figure
walks under the ring entrance and stretches out it's arms, blood
drizzles down on it and pyrotechnic explosions go off. Minister
Massacre walks down to ringside with a cane in his left hand and
several CWF belts in his right hand. He enters the ring and he hugs
the Assassin and Guerro Azteca, then shakes the hands of Glory and
War Dog. The normal ring lights come on and the ring announcer
hands Minister Massacre a mic. The crowd boos loudly and begins
to throw garbage into the ring.)
MM: Funny how silly little things like supensions and lifetime bans
vanish when people pick up and leave. Jay, I applaud your Bart
Giamatti imitation in suspending me for life, but this is not Major
League Baseball and I am not Pete Rose. Like Rose, I cheat to get
what I want and also like Rose, these people love me anyway. (The
crowd boos louder) You can almost smell the affection in the air.
Now that everyone knows I am back in a official capacity to make
your lives a living hell, let's get down to business. Brett Logan,
through no effort of his own, has gotten a lot better in recent weeks.
It's almost as if he joined a group full of deliciously excellent wrestlers
and some of it rubbed off on him. Wait a minute, that's exactly what
happened, from the unecessary violence to the catch phrase.
So it's time to pay the piper Logan. You and the latest warm body
you conned to be your partner, Livewire Ken Sparks, are hereby
stripped of the World Tag Titles (The crowd boos incessantly) I know, I
know. It's unfair, Massacre's biased, blah blah blah, blah blah blah.
What is this, piss and moan night at the CWF Arena? Are they
handing out CWF imprinted tampons as souvenirs? It's not like he
was doing much with them anyway and hey, it's not like he
deserved it.
As a special bonus, since you and Livewire are no longer the tag
champions, you will instead, you two will fight a tag team of my
choosing in a three match series. The winner gets the belts
presented to them by the only tag team ever to be inducted into
the CWF Hall Of Fame, the Gravediggers. What can I say? I have a
weakness for the classics. It's like a passing of the torch to the new
blood. And the team you face? None other than War Dog and
Glory. The first match is next week. Enjoy!
Now, DWO, I'm sorry to hear that since Earache Brushoff is in your
pocket that you actually think you're running sh*t around here.
Tonight is the first night of Asylum-controlled anarchy that you
cannot possibly hope to contain with the midcard-level talent you
hold in that Mickey Mouse stable of yours. Welcome to hell girls. The
Reign of Terror continues.
Brett Logan: HOld on man, just hold on. That is all find and dandy,
come out here and take my titles. You will know my tag team
partner before the night is over!
[Massacre flicks off logan and he, Assassin and the rest of the guys
start to leave. Brett steps out of the ring and starts to run after them,
but SD runs down there and grabs him, and throws him in the ring.
The cage starts to lower and the match starts]
DING DING DING DING
Matt: Okay fans, as you can see, this is a Hell in a Cell match. Surfer
Dude brought down what appears to be a gasoline tank and some
matches. He's climbing up on top of the cage and pouring
gasoline on top of the cage, oh my. This isn't safe by any means, I
can just smell that gasoline from way over here, and it is not
pleasant.
Eric: I agree, the fans at ringside are not happy with it either. I
wonder what kind of trouble this spells for Brett Logan. However,
Surfer Dude now enters the ring and he locks up with Brett. It's a
collar and elbow tie up and neither man budges but wait, Logan
whips SD into the corner and then follows it up with a body splash!
Matt: SD is dazed, we usually don't see Logan go for moves like a
body splash, but yet Logan is better then ever so maybe he's trying
out new things. Surfer Dude stumbles around and Logan picks him
up for a back drop suplex, nice suplex by Logan right there.
Eric: Now Logan picks up SD and throws him over the top rope and
his head his rammed against the Cell, Surfer Dude falls down in a
heap. Logan is loving this, he hops to the outside and picks up SD
and whips him but NO Surfer Dude reverses it and Logan goes flying
into the Cell shoulder first.
Matt: Now Logan comes towards Surfer Dude but SD hits a Super
Kick on Logan. My God, did you hear the impact of that Super
Kick? That was amazing, I think Logan's teeth are somewhere in the
front row, I hope he can get them back after the show. Now Surfer
Dude is on the top rope, and Brett is up. SD comes flying down with
a body block onto Brett which knocks Brett back first into the Cell.
Eric: Surfer Dude is up and now he just wails on Logan but Logan
blocks most of them and then he gives SD a good old Head Butt. SD
rolls back into the ring and Logan follows him. Brett clips Surfer
Dudes leg from behind and SD falls down to the mat in pain. Logan
may want to take advantage of SD's leg now.
Matt: I think he is Eric, Logan goes for a spinning toe hold and SD
wiggles around in pain. Now Logan cranks back on the leg working
on the hamstring muscle, that isn't very pleasant, believe you me.
Eric: How in the World would you know?
Matt: Shawn Temp told me, ha ha.
Eric: Shut up. Logan is now putting a figure four on SD, Logan is
going all out to take the win here, and his game plan is to work on
the leg! Logan really putting alot of pressure on SD's legs with the
figure four manever here. The figure four was best done by the
Nature Boy Ric Flair, a great legend in this sport. Now, Brett Logan a
future legend and a current super star is planting his seeds to
greatness in this match.
Matt: I agree. Logan has always come up short when he fought SD
before, but now Logan has improved himself, he's beaten Alex Hart
and Da Man 2000, incredibe. Now, if he can beat his long time
nemesis, maybe just maybe he'll take the World Title when he gets
his shot.
Eric: But when will that shot be, no one knows. Wait, SD is reversing
the figure four, but Brett is fighting it. Brett won't budge but SD is
trying his hardest to reverse the hold, it's a test of strenght here at the
CWF arena. Slowly, Brett Logan is moving and SD is getting the
better of this hold.
Matt: SD turned it, now the pressure is on Logan! Logan is trying to
escape because we all know that it hurts way more when it's turned
on someone. Logan breaks it and limps to a corner. SD gets up and
kicks Logan a few times in the gut. Now Surfer Dude whips Logan
into the turnbuckle and Brett hit hard. SD charges fast and hits
Logan with a Spinning Heel kick in the corner. That may be it.
Eric: It may have been, but Surfer Dude isn't going for a cover for
some reason. I don't know what SD is doing but he could have had
the win possibly. He goes outside and grabs a ladder, what is this all
about I wonder.
Matt: I'm not sure Eric, this isn't a ladder match so why is SD pulling
out a ladder from under the ring? I guess the plot thickens as some
would say.
Eric: Logan is up and he kicks the ladder into SD's face, nice move
by Logan right there.
Matt: Logan folds the ladder up and rams SD with it, SD goes flying
back into the ring ropes. That had some force behind it.
Eric: Logan has the ladder in his hand and now he takes one end of
it and jabs SD with it, SD falls to the ground in pain. Now Logan takes
the Ladder and jabs SD in the arms it it.
SD opened a can of worms when he brought out the ladder, don't
you think so?
Matt: Yeah, he took his focus off of Logan when he was getting the
ladder, now it may provide to be a costly mistake on the part of
Surfer Dude.
Eric: SD is not even moving, Logan may have knocked him
unconscious with those blows from the ladder. We may have serious
injury at SNS tonight, and what an SNS it has been. Logan takes the
ladder and unfolds it now, I wonder what he's doing.
Matt: I haven't the faintest but when Brett Logan and a ladder are
involved, you know it's going to be good. Logan starts to climb the
ladder, but SD is getting up.
Eric: SD starts to climb the ladder now to, the question is, why are
they climbing the ladder??
Matt: Logan is now at the top rung, and he's waiting for Surfer Dude.
I'm not sure this is a good idea but either man, but now SD is at the
top rung.
Eric: Both men punch each other and are duking it out on the top
rung, Logan on one side, SD on the other, good and evil as some
would say, or perhaps yin and yang, peanut butter and jelly even.
Matt: Right. Anyway SD just stunned Logan with one of those
punches and now he takes out...oh lord no. Matches.
Eric: Thats not all, he's got a lighter. He takes a match and lights it,
but Brett punches him and the match goes flying onto the top of the
cage, on my GOD!!!!
Matt: I don't believe that, the whole cage just went up in flames, I
can't even see into the cage, flames are all around it. The heat
inside the cage must be very immense, I can already feel it out
here. Our camera man inside the ring is down I think, we are
recieving no video feed from inside the Cell.
Eric: One can only wonder what is happening, and we've got to be
concerned for the safety of Brett Logan, Surfer Dude, the Ref and
the camera guy. Here comes some CWF personal with fire
extinguishers, they're putting out the fire on the cage. Wait a minute
now, I can faintly see inside the cage, Surfer Dude is falling to the
ring and his back is on fire!
Matt: Oh my word no. When SD hit the mat back first the fire was
put out, but he may have third degree burns, Logan who is still
dazed apperently from when he fell, draps an arm ontop of SD.
Eric: Brett Logan wins!!! He retains the IC Title and beats Surfer
Dude, in a great but perhaps tragic match. The Cell is being lifted
and here comes Livewire!! We saw him earlier against War Dog.
Livewire rolls in the ring and hugs Logan.
Matt: Livewire and Logan stand together at the end of...what the
hell???!!! Livewire just belly to belly suplex'ed Logan! Now Livewire
rolls under the ring and takes out a chair. What the hell is Livewire
doing?
Eric: Look at the chair, it says Legend, thats from one of Brett Logans
former federations. Brett is getting up and Livewire BLASTS him with a
chair shot to the forehead. Brett falls down and Livewire picks up a
can of lighter fluid and pours some of it on Logan....oh no, Ken
don't!
Matt: What has happened to Livewire? He's lighting a match but
here comes a group of CWF officials and Sparks throws the match
down. He grabs a mic.
L: Brett Logan.....I could've killed you here tonight boy. Remember
that, because now you are a marked man. Now, direct your
attention to the CWF Tron.
Matt: The CWFtron slowly fade into...a vandalized house?
Eric: That's Logans mansion, windowns are busted, there is spray
paint on it and the car has slashed tires. Livewire stands in the ring
laughing, fans we'll try to figure this out but we are out of....
Vanessa: Surfer Dude is back up and he is taking out all of the
officials. Livewire turns around and Surfer Dude punches him. He
goes to kick him but Livewire clotheslines him and SD goes down
and stays down!
Matt: I think that is it. We are out of....
Eric: LOOK! Da Man 2000 is running down here. Livewire is
celebrating. He doesnt see him. He is in the ring, and yes! He nails
him in the head with that chair! Livewire goes down but is quickly
back up. Surfer Dude just cralwed out of the ring, and Livewire is
following him! What is this all about!
Vanessa: Da Man 2000 helps up Brett Logan. He has a mic!
Da Man 2000: Brett....I told you that you have my respect, and part
of that means that Im not going to let people like Livewire and Surfer
Dude come one here and mess with ya!
[The two shake hands and brett grabs the mic]
Brett Logan: I told you Id show you my Tag Team Partner before the
night was over....the CWF will NEVER be the same again!
Eric: What the Hell!? Is Brett in DWO, or has DM2K left DWO. What the
hell is going on! WE are out of time, see ya folks!
