[The camera fades into the announcing booth. We see Matt Murdock, Eric Masterson and Vanessa McLure. The
trio of CWF announcers that we've grown accustom to.
The camera then focues on the crowd. Each fan is on
their feet cheering and waiting in anticipation of the
greatest CWF Pay Per View each year, Mega Matches.]
Matt Murdock: Fans this Mega Matches will be
incredible!! Mega Matches 2001 promises to be a great
event.
Eric Masterson: To name just a few of our matches,
technical expert Niko Rage will hook it up with former
CWF World Champ and current Tag Team Champ, Kevin
Kirkland. Also former Extreme Champions Death Row and
The Extreme Icon will go at it in a wild Scaffold
Match!
Vanessa McLure: But that's not all. The Peoples
Title will be finally decided when Mack McMichaels,
Pretty Boy and Trex Sharpe to battle in a three way
match. There will be a great ten man tag match, and a
three way dance with three CWF developmental talents,
Spazz, Chap and Blacklung.
Matt Murdock: Newcomer SD Brock will face Billy Lee
Elliott, there will be an out of control Texas Tornado
match and in a Main Event to end all Main Events, Joey
Reid will challenger Predator in a Hell in a F'N Cell
match for the World Title!!
Eric Masterson: Let's take a look at some of the
great signs we have here tonight.
[The camera pans the crowd. Among some of the signs
we see are "Predator BECOMES the prey", "Niko F'N
Rage", "Richard Hatch is MY daddy", "Devils who?",
"Death Row will be convicted by the Icon", "Blacklung
is the spokesperson for Anti Smoking" and "SuperBore"]
Matt Murdock: Some great signs on hand tonight.
Before we get into the first match, I want to thank
all of you for tuning in on Pay Per View, also I want
to thank the 23,698 fans on hand tonight in the
Charlotte Coliseum. Let's get into the action.
Blacklung vs. Chap vs. Spazz
Chris Spracher: Ladies and Gentlemen, before this
match gets underway, I'd like to introduce our guest
commentator for this match........Glenn Danzig!!!
[Evil Thing, by Danzig plays over the PA. Danzig
makes his way to the CWF annoucing booth. He puts on
a headset.]
Matt:Glenn, it's great to have you here!
Danzig: Let's get started.
Chris Spracher: Now, making their way down to the
ring, one at a time, are Chap, Spazz and Blacklung!
The winner will recieve a CWF Contract. The other two
men will be released from their CWF Devlopmental
deals.
[All three wrestlers make their way down to the ring.
The match begins.]
Eric: All three of these men are rookies, making
their CWF debut. We don't have much history on any of
these guys, not sure if they spent time at the CWF
Training school or if they came from the Indies, but
we'll see what they've got.
Vanessa: Blacklung just clotheslined Spazz and then
dropkicked Chap!
Matt: Blacklung picks up Spazz and gives him a
piledriver!
Eric: Chap is up and tries to put a choke hold on
Blacklung but Blacklung gives him a low blow and then
follows it up with a Evenflow DDT!
Danzig: This Blacklung kid, he isn't too bad.
Matt: Blacklung rams Chap and Spazz into each other.
Blacklung is going up top!
Vanessa: Swanton BOMB by Blacklung onto both men!!!
Greg Falling: 1............2............3!!!
Chris Spracher: Your winner, at one minute and thirty
one seconds, Blacklung!!
Matt: What a showing by Blacklung!
Eric: He just squashed those two guys. Blacklung is
for real.
[Danzig gets into the ring with Blacklung and shakes
his hand. Danzig hands Blacklung a mic.]
Blacklung: CWF, this is just the beginning. I have
made my debut and my actions speak louder than my
words tonight.
[Danzig wispers in Blacklungs ear. They both hold the
mic.]
Danzig/Blacklung: MOTHER....
Matt: I don't believe it, Danzig and Blacklung are
singing Danzigs song "Mother" together. The fans are
going nuts. I hate to break away from this, but we've
got to air this.
[Scene fades out from the annoucers booth and into a
black screen with the CWF logo and lightning on it.]
Voice: From Minesota, CWF brings you, once again,
Maximum Carnage!!! The Mall of American will once
again be the site for this devastating and destructive
event!!!
Voice: Last year at CWF Maximum Carnage, Brett Logan
and Da Man 2000 had a wild match ending up all over
the Mall of American, and in the Main Event, The
Assassin beat Blackbird 13 for the CWF World Title in
a wild battle that at one point had action taking
place in the Nature Company!
Voice: One can only imagine what Carnage the CWF will
bring to you this year. Maximum Carnage will occur on
the 25th of February. Do NOT miss this Historic CWF
Pay Per View or you will miss out on one of THE most
VIOLENT, HARDCORE, UNCENSORED, BLOODY and CHAOTIC
PPV's known to man!!!
[Fade back to annoucers booth.]
Matt: Wow. I'm speechless. We were there last year
to call all the action. Maximum Carnage was the
brainchild of Matt Vaughn, former CWF President,
Commish and Head Booker.
Eric: Yes...what does Global Networks have in mind
for CWF at Maximum Carnage? I'm afraid to find out!
Vanessa: Okay, lets get to our next match. It's a
big ten man tag featuring the Devils Children, and a
team consisting of a bunch of mid carders that suck.
Matt: Hey now, relax Vanessa.
Vanessa: Shut up.
Spracher: Ladies and gentleman the following match will feature guest commentator Chris Rock!!!
(The crowd gives a pop as Chris stands up and waves.)
Spracher: The following match is a 10 man Survivor Match. Two teams of 5 will compete until each man on one of the teams has been eliminated. The members of the first team are The Devil's Children made up of Lucifer, Blade Michaels, Damien Raizer, Arch Angel, and Crush.
(The Devil's Children come out to a huge chorus of boos as the walk down the aisle.)
Spracher: Their opponents are the team of Dave Allan, Johnny Gold, Pretty Boy, Jimmy D, and White Trash.
(The crowd gives a mild pop as the five men walk down to the ring.)
Bell: Ring Ring Ring
Matt: It looks like Jimmy D and Damien Raizer will start this one out for their teams. Jimmy D and Damien Raizer lock up but Jimmy D with the advantage and he puts Damien into a headlock. Damien tries to lift Jimmy up but Jimmy wont budge. White Trash and Johnny Gold step in the ring. Johnny Gold yells at the referee as White Trash kicks Damien a few times in the ribs to soften him up.
Chris: Why in the hell did they do that? The referee could easily see that.
Matt: Because it will keep him from stopping the action.
Eric: Jimmy D runs with Damien in the headlock and lands down for a vicious running front face inverted DDT. Jimmy D walks over
and tags in White Trash. White Trash, Johnny Gold, Pretty Boy and Dave Allan all enter the ring and start attacking Damien in the corner. The referee clears the action up and Jimmy D is the first one to leave the scene.
Vanessa: White Trash picks Damien up and hits a scoop slam. White Trash tags Jimmy D back in.
Chris: White boy went down! Man, Damien Raizer is being handed his ass.
Eric: Jimmy D picks Damien up and hits a hard piledriver. Jimmy D wastes no time picking him up and Jimmy D hits the Bong Hit. Jimmy D with the cover.
Ref: 1...2...3
Spracher: The first man eliminated is Damien Raizer!!!
Matt: Lucifer hits the ring and Jimmy D knocks him over with a clothesline. Jimmy D tags in White Trash. White Trash picks Lucifer up and tries for a superplex but Lucifer hits him low. Lucifer reverses the superplex and connects beautifully.
Eric: Lucifer pulls White Trash up by his hair and throws him into the corner The Devil's Children is in. The entire team begins to punch, kick, and choke White Trash. Jimmy D runs over and clears the corner but the referee gets in between Jimmy D and Lucifer.
Matt: Jimmy D is being forced back into his corner as Lucifer starts choking White Trash while he presses down on his neck with his boot. The referee finally turns around to see whats going on. He starts the five count.
Ref: 1.....2.......3.......4.....
Matt: Lucifer lets go right before the referee can finish saying five.
Chris Rock: I think Lucifer likes choking just a bit too much. He's probably really good at choking his chicken.
Vanessa: I like to choke chicken.
Chris: Baby, you and me need to drop these two geeks and go in my dressing room.
Vanessa: Mmmm. Gag me!
Chris: I can do that real well if you'd like.
(Vanessa McLure then slaps Chris Rock.)
Chris: Damn woman.
Matt: Lucifer has paraded around the ring gloating. That isn't a smart move by any means.
Eric: He is allowing White Trash time to recoup. Lucifer walks over to White Trash picks him up and sets him up in the corner. White Trash quickly jumps down and hits a big elbow on Lucifer. White Trash grabs Lucifer and throws him head first into one of the ring posts and he hits a palm tree.
Lucifer is out cold!!!
Matt: White Trash pulls him in and makes the cover.
Ref: 1.. 2...3
Spracher: The second man eliminated is Lucifer.
Matt: One by one The Devil's Children is going down!
Eric: Arch Angel steps in the ring but White Trash tags out before Arch Angel can get a hold of him. Dave Allan steps in the ring to fight Arch Angel. Both men lock up and break free because neither man has the advantage. Arch Angel walks up to Dave Allan and slaps him. Dave Allan decks Arch Angel with close fisted punch. The referee is yelling at Dave Allan for the close fisted punch and warning him one more time and he'll be knocked out.
Ref: 1...2....3....4....5.....6
Eric: Dave Allan swings at Arch Angel and misses. Dave loses his balance and goes flying over the top rope onto the outside. Arch Angel hesitates for a few seconds and jumps over the ropes but is caught by Dave Allan. Dave takes Arch Angel down with a back breaker. Dave Allan picks Arch Angel up and swings him into the guard rail.
Ref: 7....8...9.....10...11..........12
Chris: The referee is counting and these morons are ignoring him.
Ref: 13...14......15.....16...17...
Vanessa: Dave Allan rolls back in the nick of
time!!
Ref: 18....19...20.
Ding Ding Ding:
Spracher: As a result of a count out Arch Angel has been eliminated.
Matt: Arch Angel and Allan are still slugging it
out. The bell means nothing to them.
Eric: Jimmy D, White Trash, Pretty Boy, Johnny Gold Dave Allan, Blade Michaels, and Crush remain.
Vanessa: Blade and Crush storm the ring and double team Pretty Boy. The two men grab Pretty Boy and hit their own version of the 3-D. Jimmy D and White Trash try to stop the double teaming but the referee stands in there way. Blade pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and starts whaling away at Pretty Boy while Crush hooks a figure leg lock on him.
Chris: Vanessa, why don't you use your mouth for something more useful?
Vanessa: Like telling you off? Like spitting on you?
Chris: I was thinking more about you..
Matt: That's enough Mr. Rock. This is a family program.
Chris: Yeah that's why you have a bunch lunatics running around thinking they're Satan's little boys.
Matt: Everyone has cleared the ring except Blade,the ref, and Pretty Boy.
Chris: Pretty Boy ain't so pretty anymore.
Eric: Blade covers Pretty Boy for the pin.
Ref: 1..2..
Eric: We have a kick out!
Matt: Blade picks up Pretty Boy for a DVD but
Pretty Boy wiggles free and gets a small package on
Blade.
Ref: 1........2........3!
DING DING DING
Spracher: The fourth man eliminated is Blade
Michaels.
Matt: Johnny Gold storms the ring and is decapitated by Crush. Crush picks Johnny Gold up hits a short arm clothes line.
Eric: Crush hits a powerbomb on Johnny Gold and makes the cover.
Ref: 1...2...KICKOUT
Matt: This match is great!
Chris: The only match I'm watching is the one Vanessa and I have.
Vanessa: The only match between us is the one I'm gonna use to burn you.
Eric: Johnny Gold nails a german suplex on Crush. Crush wasn't even paying attention.
Matt: Gold goes for the cover.
Ref: 1..2...3
Spracher: The fifth man eliminated is Crush.
Spracher: Your winners are the team of Jimmy D,
Pretty Boy, Johnny Gold, White Trash and Dave Allan
Eric: The Devils Children are back now at ringside.
Matt: Jimmy D grabs Blade and suplexes him. Jimmy D on his feet first and he hits a scoop slam. Jimmy D hits another scoop slam.
Eric: Damien Raizer steps up and into the ring and hits the ref on the head with a spray can. Damien taps Jimmy on the shoulders and sprays him in the eyes. Jimmy D is on the floor in pain. Damien and Blade are attacking Jimmy D and pounding a mudhole in him.
(The crowd stands up during the match but you can't see why on TV. The announcers can see someone coming down the aisle but they don't make any mention of it till its too late.)
Eric: What on Earth is this coming down the ringside? It appears to be someone with a Tiki god mask on being carried to ring on a thrown by three men in black cloaks. The three men set the thrown down by the ring and the Tiki God stands up and walks over to the ring apron and reaches underneath. He pulls a bag of sand out from underneath and tosses it up into the ring. The Tiki god slowly makes his way up the ring steps as Blade and Crush continue to attack Jimmy D. The Tiki god opens up walks up to Crush and taps him on the shoulder.
Chris: That Tiki freak is removing his mask. It's Richard Hatch the winner of Survivor 1?!?!?!
Vanessa: He hits Crush with that wooden Tiki mask and shatters it over his head. Crush is out cold. Richard Hatch walks over to the sand bag and pulls some sand out. Blade notices Richard Hatch and looks at him with his mouth open.
Matt: That's not Richard Hatch! That's a rubber mask that looks like the face of Richard Hatch your idiots. The man in the Richard Hatch mask removes the mask and reveals himself to be Mack McMichaels. The three cloaked men remove the cloaks to reveal it's The Hellrazors.
Eric: Mack throws sand in the eyes of Blade Michaels. Mack then grabs Blade pulls him up and sets him over in the corner. Mack hits the Mack Attack on Blade!!! Mack leaves the ring.
Matt: Mack is walking over here he grabs Spracher's microphone.
Mack: Blade, you wanna talk shit about me? You wanna call me a fag? Well punk you marked yourself the number one target of the Hellrazors and Jimmy D. Welcome to The Hellrazor Ball.
(Mack drops the microphone and the entire Hellrazors storm the ring and beat Blade Michaels senseless.)
Matt: Fans while we get security and medical personal
out here, let's take you to a package of events
leading up to the following match.
[Scene shows Niko Rage returning to CWF and along with
Extreme Icon, attacking the Hellrazors. Footage is
shown of Niko and Icon fighting the Hellrazors last
week. Then some footage is shown of Niko wrestling
past CWF matches, including wrestling Brett Logan for
the International Title.]
Eric: Okay we're back. Let's get into this match.
Christopher Spatcher:Ladies and Gentleman, this match is a First Blood Match. In order to win this match you must make your opponent bleed. First I like to introduce our special guest commentator for this match, JIM CAREY. (Jim Carey stands up to waves to the fans.) Coming to the ring at this time.(Hellrazor by Tupac Shakur blast over the PA) From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 275 pounds, he is "Hellrazor" KEVIN KIRKLAND.
Matt Murdock- Kirkland looks pounded for this match.
Jim Carey: He reminds me of the villain in the Mask, when he was the Mask.
Vanessa McLure: That was pretty low to say.
Christopher Spatcher- And his opponent, NIKO RAGE.
Eric Masterson- Look at this Kirland is not wasting anytime he is going right after Rage before he gets into the ring.
Matt Murdock- Kirland grabs Rage and throws him in the railing.
Jim Carey- This match looks like it will be SMOKING.
Matt Murdock- Rage to his feet and look at this Kirland is running toward him.
McLure- Back body drop by Rage to Kirland in the crowd.
Masterson- Rage pulls Kirland over the railing and slams his head into it.
Murdock- Rage grabs the steel steps and pushes them in the entrance way.
McLure-HE is going to whip Kirland into the steps.
Murdock-NO!!, KIRLAND reveres it and Rage hit the steps hard.
Masterson- Kirland gets up shaking his head. He grabs rage's head and slams it into the steps.
Carey- Looks like Rage is getting introduced to two stepping.
McLure- Jim that one just sucked.
Masterson- Kirkland pushes Rage into the ring. Rage gets up and starts to kick Kirkland as he enters the ring.
Murdock- Rage pickups up Kirkland whips into in the ropes.
McLure- Rage goes for a clothesline but Kirkland reveres it
Masterson- short-arm chokeslam by Kirkland what a heads up move.
McLure- Kirkland goes to pick up Rage and rage low blows him.
Masterson-What is Rage doing walking over the turnbuckle.
Murdock- He is taking off the tope turnbuckle.
McLure-This might end early.
Carey- Somebody stop him.
McLure- Jim you need to learn when to but your spots in better.
Murdock- Rage tries to whip Kirkland into the turnbuckle but he blocks him and they start to go punch for punch
Masterson- the ref is just standing back letting this go.
McLure- Rage kicks Kirkland in the mid section and the delivers a double arm ax handled to the back. Kirkland is on the mat.
Murdock. What is Rage doing know?
Masterson- he is going outside the ring and bringing in a chair.
McLure- this doesn't look good.
Murdock- Rage is able to nail Kirkland with it, put he moves and Rage slams the Chair into the mat.
McLure- Kirkland quick to his feet
Masterson: Kirkland grabs Rage and delivers a couple of shots to the head. He grabs the chair and lays it in the middles of the ring.
McLure-He grabs Rage, looks like he will try to end this now. Oh no the lethal Injection.
Murdock-NO RAGE REVERES IT INTO BACK BODY DROP.
Carey-That has got to hurt. Just like my acting
career when I first started.
Masterson-Rage gets up and grabs the chair. Kirkland crawls to the corner.
Murdock-Kirkland is on his feet. Rage tries to nail him but he ducks and Rage hits the turnbuckle.
Mclure-Kirland grabs Rage and whips him into the other corner.
Masterson-Wait, REVERSAL by Niko!
Murdock- Kirkland hitsit pretty hard. Niko is following behind with the chair.
McLure- OH MY GOD DID YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF THE CHAIR ON THE BACK OF Kirklands HEAD.
Murdock- Kirkland is cut out and blood is coming
down his face. The ref calls for the bell.
Chirs Spracher: Your winner, Niko Rage!!!
Masterson: Big win for Niko Rage.
Carrey: I'm outta here boys, it's been real. Next time you're in Hollywood, drop me a line.
Murdock: Jim Carrey ladies and gentlemen, what an
act. What a minute, I'm being informed our cameras
have caught Jimmy D leaving the arena. They're going
to try and get a word with him.
[Jimmy D is seen leaving the arena in his F-150. The camera crew jumps in the CWF van and follows him to make an interview. Jimmy D notices them but doesn't stop. While Jimmy D is driving trying to lose the crew he makes a hard right turn into the cemetary. Fog suddenly fills the whole cemetary. The camera crew is still behind but in a slow pace. Jimmy D can't see a thing and he keeps driving at high speeds. Jimmy D looks ahead and sees an outline of someone on a cross. Jimmy D keeps driving closer and sees that it is Lucifer standing holding a Cross.]
Jimmy D: What the hell is he doing? I am going to end Lucifer NOW!!
[Jimmy D speeds up and tries to hit Lucifer. Lucifer moves and Jimmy D flies through the window and is on the ground. The Camera Crew hears the loud crash and follows the noise. The fog clears and the Camera Crew sees that the car had hit a tree and Jimmy D is on conscious lying on the ground in a grave that was digged up by someone. The CWF Van heads for a hospital to tell them what has happened,but accidentely drops the camera in the direction where Jimmy D lays. Lucifer appears coming out of the fog and walks to Jimmy D. Lucifer crouches down and says a few words,with a smile in his face.
Lucifer: Poor fella. I told him his grave was ready, but the people just don't listen.
[Lucifer looks at the tombstone and spots a red light. Lucifer sees where it is coming from and walks to the camera. Lucifer picks up the camera and zooms in on the tombstone and it say: Jimmy D "A Victim Of One Of Lucifer's Illusions." Lucifer drops the camera for he hears sirens on the way. Lucifer walks away whispering to himself.]
Lucifer: "fear the demon"
[The paramedics arrive to revive Jimmy D from his consciousness and they pick up Jimmy D as he is doing very little movement. The Cameraman finds the camera and we fade back to the CWF
annoucing booth.]
Eric: GOOD LORD. I can't believe what we just saw.
Jimmy D might be paralyzed and it's all because of
Lucifer!!
Matt: I'm getting word from a camera man via our
radio link with them. Our camera man, Lowlife Johnny
Wyler says the paramedics think Jimmy D will be fine
for the most part. Perhaps a concussion, some cuts
and brusies that are severe, but no major broken bones
or anything worse. However, he still is in alot of
pain.
Eric Masterson: Our next match up folks is going to be the most extreme match tonight, it�s the Scaffold Match between Extreme Icon and Death Row for the E.H Title�let�s go down to Chris Spracher for the introductions�
Christopher Spracher: The following match is the Scaffold match for the CWF Extreme Hardcore Title and the guest announcer, LIMP BIZKIT�S FRED DUUUUURST!
(�My Generation� hits the PA and Fred Durst walks out to a big pop from the fans. He looks at the scaffold and what lays below and then walks to his seat.)
Murdock: Hi Fred, what do you think of the scaffold?
Fred Durst: All I can say is that I don�t ever want to become a wrestler, that thing is 20 foot high and just look at what�s under it!
Masterson: Yes, the former champion �Genocidal� Joey Reid, who vacated the belt on Monday, decided to add his personal touch to the match and put glass tubes and barbed wire on the tables below.
(Death Row appears at the top of the ramp and the lights go down, then flash like lighting as �Countdown to Extinction� hits and he comes out onto the ramp to pause. He lifts his head up, and thunder sounds. Then he comes slowly to the ring with the lightning still flashing.)
(The lights turn off and Rage Against the Machine's "Killing In The Name" starts to play and there is a blood red strobe light flashing. Extreme Icon steps out on the entrance ramp & he puts out his arms in a cross-like motion and stands like that for a couple of seconds. He climbs the scaffold and trash talks Death Row until the bell goes.)
Durst: I think Death Row will win this one, he looks intense.
McClure: They circle each other and Death Row punches Icon. That�ll leave a bad taste in his mouth! They lock up and Icon locks on a dragon sleeper.
Masterson: Death Row fights free though, and puts an STF on Icon. He lets it go and delivers a damn big DDT! Icon is down! Death Row now getting some weapons out of the trashcans on top of the scaffold and he has a PAIR OF SCISSORS! Reid must have filled the cans too� OOWWW, he carved his forehead!
Murdock: Icon has grabbed the scissors and threw them of the edge of the scaffold! Spinebuster! He�s trying to finish it already�. No! Death Row dropped behind and managed to lock on a sleeper. He throws Icon to the floor and gets a trashcan�.
McClure: Icon caught it and smashed it in Death Row�s face! Damn!
Masterson: Why do you suddenly like Death Row? Durst: I�ve seen nastier shots at my concerts�.
Murdock: There�s a table there now�great powerbomb from Icon drives Death Row through it! This is getting nasty and Death Row looks worse for wear. Icon attempts a suplex but it�s reversed and Death Row nails a rana! Death Row is dizzy, but slices Icon�s head with barbed wire! He attempts to throw Icon from the scaffold but it didn�t work and both men collapse. We�ve been going 8 minutes and no sign of a winner so far.
Durst: Icon�s got a piece of that table and he�s beating Death Row with it. McClure: Vertical Suplex on Death Row and Icon is now using a ladder on Death Row�s ankle, damn him. Icon is climbing the ladder? Why?
Masterson: HOLY COW! DIVING ELBOW FROM THE LADDER! Icon is hurt though, and Death Row is up first! 15 minutes gone here, and Death Row has found another ladder. He�s setting that up too!
McClure: What in Hell? Icon is up and climbing his ladder, while Death Row climbs his! They are fighting 30 feet in the air! Death Row attempting a superplex�. no, blocked! Icon attempts a superplex but that�s also blocked. Icon grabs Death Row by the throat and hoists him up�.
Masterson: Chokeslam onto the scaffold!!
Durst: F�K!
Masterson - Icon reaches in to one of the cans and now has a bucket of something...whats in the bucket, what is he going to do. The Icon now making his back towards Death Row. Icon puts the bucket down. Death Row who is now back up a little dazed charges at Icon and goes for a clothsline. Icon ducks the clothsline and delivers a clothsline of his own and picks Death Row back up but Death Row delivers a low blow and Icon drops to a knee.
Matt Murdock - Death Row canes the Icon over the head with another shot from that barbwire cane and turns his back to celebrate...like he should because he has this match in the bag.
Eric Masterson - I wouldn't say that...the Icon is back to his feet and that shot from the cane had no affect on him. Icon is standing behind Death Row and Death Row still hasn't realized it yet. Death Row turns around and the Icon delivers the Evenflow DDT on Death Row...this should be the end of the match, Death Row is out.
Matt Murdock - NO!! NO!! NOOOOOO!!!
Eric Masterson - The Icon is walking back to that bucket, he takes the top off and starts to dumb it on to the tables below.....he throws the bucket down and....Oh My God he set all those tables on fire and he picks up Death Row. Icon just powerbombed Death Row of the scaffold and through the burning tables below!!! The Icon wins!!!!
Masterson: His body is broken in two! Icon is the new CWF Extreme Hardcore Champion, or the Extreme Joey Reid Wannabe Champion if you listen to him, but all that matters is getting Death Row medical attention! Please, cut to a video package, the pay per view official doesn�t want us showing this! What do you mean Global Networks agree!?
Matt Murdock: Jesus Christ fans, that was violent. I haven�t seen anything like that in a long time here in CWF. We�ve gotta get to our next match now though. Matt: Well, before we get on to our next match, we have a special treat for you wrestling fans out there.
Eric: See, we uncovered a special guest commentator for this match, a man from the comedy world who just came out of the closet as a wrestling fan.
McLure: You mean he's gay?
Eric: No, I mean he never admitted to be a wrestling fan before, UNTIL NOW!
[The theme from "Happy Gilmore", "Tuesday's Gone" by Lynyrd Skynyrd plays, and the ring announcer gets on the house mic]
Christopher Spracher: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, will you please welcome our special color commentator for the next match, from Hollywood movies and the stage of Saturday Night Live, here is Billy Madison/Happy Gilmore/Big Daddy/Little Nicky himself, ADAM SANDLER!!!
Adam Sandler makes his way down the aisleway, high fiving everyone with an outstretched hand. He makes his way over to the announcers' table, and takes a seat, and puts on a pair of headphones*
Matt: How are you doing Adam? Adam: I'm doing pretty good. The guys here in the CWF have really treated me well.
Eric: We usually try to go all out for our special guests.
Adam: [looking at Vanessa McLure] Aren't you that psycho chick that tried to ram your tounge down my throat earlier?
McLure: Uh... hehe. Let's not talk about it on air.
Adam: I was gonna say because if you were, I've got a room at the Mariott, and you're welcome to come back...
Matt: Keep it clean, you two. Let's get to the match.
["Shove It (My Own Summer)" by The Deftones starts to play, and Mack McMicheals and Shawn Temp make their way down the eisleway to a chorus of boos]
Matt: And listen to the fans just boo these two members of the huge Global Networks/Hellrazors association in the CWF.
Adam: Sounds like the reception the Wayans Brothers got when they hosted the MTV awards.
Eric: Don't mention them. We fear them.
Adam: The Wayans Brothers or MTV?
Matt: The second one.
Adam: Weird.
McLure: You get caught playing "Hide The Monkey" naked in the video editing room once, and we're banned for life.
Eric: Quiet Vanessa. We don't need any reminders of the incident.
Christopher Spracher: AND THEIR OPPONENTS..Are a combined weight of 471 pounds....THE TEAM OF SCAR!
Matt Murdock: Whoa...did he say 471?...Shark is almost as heavy as that alone...there must be a mistake....
(Wake up by rage against the machine hits and the fans leap to their feet)
Eric Masterson: What does it say on the CWF-tron?...Rebel Assault?
Matt Murdock: Rebel Assault...the name sounds familiar...hey wait...i think i know whats going on
(Apsey and his partner walk out to a huge pop)
Matt Murdock: ITS LOKUST!!! LOKUST IS BACK...THE THIRD MEMBER OF SCAR HAS RETURNED HERE AT MEGA MATCHES!!!
(They drop back to their familiar trademark pose...Apsey standing arms outstretched, Lokust crouching before high fiving and rushing the ring)
Adam: God these fans are loud.
McLure: And ugly.
Eric: Quiet, Vanessa. They pay YOUR bills.
McLure: I could work for Playboy.
Eric: Not with those love handles.
[Vanessa McLure slaps Eric Masterson really damn hard across the face, and leaves the ringside announce position]
Matt: Damnit. I'll be right back.
[Matt Murdock gets up, and goes after Vanessa]
Eric: I guess it leaves just you and me Adam. Adam: That's cool.
[The referee calls for the bell, and all four men go at it]
Eric Masterson: HERE WE GO!
Eric: The match has started, and Temp and McMicheals and SCAR are just ripping into each other!
Adam: It's like a hockey game, without the puck, and the chance for someone to take off their ice skate, and try to stab someone with it.
Eric: Good thing too. The way Apsey and Temp are hitting each other, pointy objects probably would NOT be a good thing.
Adam: And it looks like that other SCAR dude is tossing around that Mack guy like a trashbag of pillow feathers.
Eric: For someone to dominate Mack McMicheals like that is very rare, but Lokust is making it look like child's play.
Adam: Yeah. Chucky is frightening. He tried to play hockey with us once in a benefit game, but he kept trying to kill people with the hockey stick.
Eric: Um, yeah. Anyways, Jon Apsey just sent Mack McMicheals into the ropes, and a leg-lariat by Apsey sends McMicheals over the top, and to the floor!
Adam: INCOMING!!!
[A box of popcorn goes flying past Eric Masterson and Adam Sandler]
Eric: The fans are getting unruly.
Adam: You mean they weren't before? Heh, very cool.
Eric: Apsey and Sharkstone now double teaming Shawn Temp. Lokustis setting Mack up for what looks to be a powerbomb, and Apsey goes to the outside, and climbs to the top turnbuckle.
Adam: Haha, it looks like that Shawn guy is having his cocknballs played with.
Eric: It may look that way, but his cocknballs are gonna be hurting in a moment, with the rest of his body.
Adam: That must really hurt. Eric: Jon signaling to the fans...
[Jon Apsey jumps off the top turnbuckle, flipping forwards,grabbing Shawn's head as he goes down. As he grabs Temp's head, Lokust pulls Mack down like in a powerbomb, resulting in a powerbomb/blockbuster combo]
Eric: OH MY LORD!!!
Adam: Hey yeah!!! That was cool!
Eric: They just killed Shawn Temp!!! Lokustcovers Shawn, and the ref counts 1...2...3! Shawn has been eliminated!!!
Adam: I see what you meant about more than his cocknballs hurting.
Eric: Welcome to the world of professional wrestling.
Adam: Yikes.
Eric: Jon Apsey is now on the outside, and he's hit by Mack McMicheals with what looks to be a chain wrapped around his fist! Apsey is out on the outside! He's up on the ring apron now, playing to the fans, but Lokusthas him by the hair!
Adam: Bad hair cut.
Eric: Lokustpulls him back into the ring over the top rope, and is picking him up to his feet, and Mack swings at him, but misses! The chain goes flying off his fist! Lokusthits him with a haymaker to the jaw! McMichaels goes down!
Adam: That had to hurt.
Eric: Lokustis calling out to the fans that it's time for a Tidal Drop!!!
Adam: Something tells me that Mack McMicheals guy is really going to need some Icy-Hot later.
Eric: More like he's gonna need an ambulance! Lokustpulls Mack to his feet, and whips him into the ropes! Mack bounces off, and Lokustlaunches him high into the air with a... TIDAL DROP!!! TIDAL DROP!!!
Adam: God damn that had to hurt.
Eric: Jon Apsey is slowly rolling back into the ring, and rolls over and covers Mack McMicheals for the 1...2...3!!! Mack McMicheals is eliminated, and your winners are SCAR!!!
[A hospital gurney, as well as Vanessa McLure and Matt Murdock make their way to ringside]
Matt: Ok, Vanessa McLure and myself are back, and the medics are checking out both Shawn Temp and Mack McMicheals. They're now helping Mack back to the back. That is not good for his chances at winning the People's Title later tonight.
McLure: Yeah? And what about Shawn Temp? They're putting him on a board right now, and putting a neck brace around his neck! He's obviously very hurt! HELP THE POOR MAN, DAMNIT!!!
Adam: Well, I'm being told I have to go, so... bye.
[Adam Sandler leaves ringside]
Eric: As Adam Sandler leaves the ringside, so does Shawn Temp. Fans, we'll keep you updated as to his condition throughout the night and next Monday on "Danger Zone". I'm hearing they think he has a broken neck. Hopefully, it's something less than that, but we will keep you up to date on anything that happens.
Matt Murdock: Ok, now we�re going to see the three-way fight for the People�s Title between Mack McMichaels, Trex Sharpe, and Justin Blade. The title is up in the air, and when the smoke clears we�ll know who is the champion. Joining us for this match is the lead singer from the English hard rock band, Iron Maiden�.it�s Bruce Dickinson.
(Fans errupt into cheers)
Bruce Dickinson: Ello, Matt. How are all of you doing this evening?
Matt Murdock: We�re just fine, right Eric and Vanessa?
Eric Masterson and Vanessa McLure: Yep.
Eric Masterson: So Bruce, what made you decide to show up here at Mega Matches?
Bruce Dickinson: Well Eric, I know that a lot of the blokes in the back like some Iron Maiden tunes, and I like wrestling, I figured it might be right bloody nice if I would come!
Matt Murdock: We�re glad to have you hear Mr. Dickinson, but now we have to go to Chris Spracher for the introductions.
(Justin Blade�s music hits and he comes down to the ring)
Chris Spracher: Introducing first�.JUSTIN BLADE!!!!!
(Orgasmatron by Motorhead hits and Trex Sharpe and Bianca come down to the ring)
Chris Spracher: Coming from the Flood Zone in Virginia, weighing 225 lbs., and standing 5� 10�, �STREET TRASH� TREX SHARPE!!!!!!
(Shove It by the Deftones hits and Mack McMichaels heads down to the ring)
Chris Spracher: The last man in the match, hailing from Miama, Florida, weighing in a 250 lbs., and standing 6� 5�, MACK McMICHAELS!!!!
Ding�ding�
Matt Murdock: Here we go, do you want to take a shot at it Bruce?
Bruce Dickinson: Sure. Well now, Mack McMicheals appears to be sizing up his opponents while they are slugging it out in the corner, it�s a f*cking brawl!
Eric Masterson: Yeah Bruce, this is a slobber-knocker. Now Mack is getting involved, he just took Justin Blade down with a hard right hand, now he�s turning to Trex�oh man, super-kick to the jaw!
Bruce Dickinson: Oh man, that had to hurt just a little bit, eh?
Vanessa McLure: I love the accent Bruce, too bad this match is nothing to love.
Matt Murdock: Man, Mack just hit an awesome bodyslam, Justin Blade is out cold. But Trex is right behind Mack�and sends him flat on his back with a back-drop. Blade is back on his feet, and him and Trex Sharpe are exchanging fists once again.
Bruce Dickinson: Oh man, this is truly what wrestling is all about. Mack is following Blade and Trex around now, and he has both of them by the head�ouch, he just slammed their noggins together!
Eric Masterson: Both men are down, and the fans are cheering for Mack. He makes a cover on Blade�
1�2
Vanessa McLure: Blade kicks out! Man, this thing still has to go on�
Matt Murdock: All three men are back up�and Blade whips Mack into the ropes, but Trex clotheslines him before Mack rebounds back! Oh, and Mack just leveled Trex with a clothesline! This is insane!
Bruce Dickinson: Insane is right. Mack has pulled Blade back up, and he dumped him right outside, and now he�s focusing on Trex. Mack has Trex hooked for what looks like it will be a smashing DDT!�but Trex is fighting back, that�s the spirit!
Eric Masterson: Trex has broken up Mack�s attempt, and hits a DDT of his own. He goes for the cover�
1�2�
Matt Murdock: Justin Blade dove back in the ring just in time. Now the three men are trying to decide who they should go after. Uh oh, Mack and Blade are both beating the hell out of Trex. They have him in the corner�
Bruce Dickinson: But the guy is full of piss and vinegar, he just through both the a$$holes off! So much for the double teaming.
Eric Masterson: Trex is now beating both of them back, kicking Blade, then kicking Mack, right hand, left hand�big windup�He knocked them both down. Trex is pulling Mack back up, and he hooks him�the Exploder T-Bone Suplex. Now he�s going for Blade�
Matt Murdock: But Justin Blade isn�t going to go quietly, he�s keeping Trex from getting a hold of him with some good solid punches. Now Justin Blade has got Trex�BULLDOG!!! Justin Blade is going for the pin�
1�2�
Bruce Dickinson: He�s bloody lucky he kicked out of that one I tell ya. Now Mack has made it back to his feet, but he seems pretty dazed, Blade is charging towards him�SPEAR! Oh boy, that was one of the times I�m glad to be a fan of the CWF.
Matt Murdock: Trex has rolled out of the ring, and he�s going under it�what the heck is he looking for?
Eric Masterson: Trex has pulled out a bunch of�Flourescent Light Tubes?�and thumbtacks�what the hell?
Bruce Dickinson: He�s turnin� it into a real dilly of a hardcore match. He�s dumpin� the blasted tacks all over the pads right in front of the desk.
Matt Murdock: Blade and Mack are still going at it in the ring, they haven�t even noticed what Trex is doing. Trex just slid the lights into the ring, and he�s coming in after them. He�s got one in each hand�
Eric: Mack and Blade are turning towards him and�POW�.Trex just smashed a tube over both of their heads�and the Ref isn�t disqualifying them.
Bruce Dickinson: This is my kind of match, like the those chair fights in England.
Matt Murdock: Trex has picked up another tube and is flaunting it in the air. Mack is slowly getting back to his feet, and grabs another tube before Trex notices.
Eric Masterson: Trex is climbing to the top�and he hasn�t turned back around. Mack is waiting�Trex finally turns�
Bruce Dickinson: Mack McMichaels just jumped up and gave him a real smashing shot to the face with that light�Trex is falling backwards�
Matt Murdock: Trex just fell out of the ring from the top, and he landed on those tacks�MY GOD!!!
Eric Masterson: To make matters worse that light tube he had flew up in the air, and smashed down all over him�he�s cut up all over.
Bruce Dickinson: Trex is out of it�where was his head�it might be awhile before he gets up, but that referee isn�t counting him out.
Matt Murdock: Back in the ring Mack and Blade are dealing out punches left and right�now Blade hits a gut-wrench suplex�Trex is finally getting up�
Eric Masterson: Mack is down. Now Blade is turning back towards Trex Sharpe, who just got back into the ring, and he catches him with a neck-breaker. He�s just showing off, he should go for the pin!
Vanessa McLure: What did you expect from him?
Matt Murdock: Both of Blade�s opponents are up, and they are right behind him�
Bruce Dickinson: Double suplex, that was a horribly violent looking move, just the way I like it. This is one hell of a fight. Just like back in England.
Eric Masterson: Now Trex and Mack are fighting for who gets the pin, if they keep this up nobody is going to win. Mack is getting the upper hand, and he just hit Trex Sharpe with a violent looking side-slam. Now he�s going up top�SWANTON BOMB!!! Mack goes for the cover!
1�2�
Bruce Dickinson: That was right close that time, Blade saved Trex in the nick of time.
Matt Murdock: Blade is dragging Mack back across the ring. Blade has Mack in a headlock�lifts him up�and slams him right on his head, what a move! He�s going for the cover�
1�2�
Eric Masterson: Trex Sharpe broke that up. None of these guys are going to give up. Blade is backing away from Trex Sharpe. Trex is running at him now�and Blade ducks, and he just sent Trex flying over the top rope and out onto the floor. Blade is looking outside at him, and laughing. He�s also holding his back, he must of hurt it on that move�
Bruce Dickinson: Mack is behind him�oh man he just hit the champ with the MACK ATTACK!
Matt Murdock: Blade is down, and Mack is going for the cover�
1�2�
Masterson:Trex just pulled the ref out of the ring and Mack looks pissed. Trex slides back in and so does the ref and Mack goes right for him. Mack attempts a clothsline but Trex ducks and hits Mack with the DVD on top of Blade...he makes the double cover...
Ref: 1.......2........3
Bruce Dickinson: You have a new People�s Champion!
Eric Masterson: That�s right, Mack just won the title, what a match!
Matt Murdock: Well, we have to move onto our next match now, thanx for coming down here Bruce, where are you headed now?
Bruce Dickinson: Well, we just got done touring in South America, so I�m heading back to England for some relaxation.
Vanessa McLure: Make sure to put a dedication to me on the next album!
Bruce Dickinson: (laughs) Good day to you guys, until next time!
(Bruce leaves the table and waves and high fives fans on his way to the back)
The bell rings three times and the lights dim in the arena.
Spracher: And now for our Maiiiin event of the evening. A one fall, Hell in a Cell, weapons match.
First, coming to the ring, from the dojos of the orient and the dangerous streets of all continents, Geonocidal Joey Reid!
McLure: Reid has been a breath of fresh air here in CWF, he came in brash, he kicked ashes and he made a beeline to the CWF Title match.
Murdock: He gave up the Hardcore title last week so he could prepare for this match.
Cruise: He looks pretty tough to me.
(Reid stops at the door to the cell and steps in. He walks over to the cage and shakes it, checking every wall.)
McLure: You need to know how strong that is, and in my experience, it is strong.
Spracher: And now, coming to the ring, the man who ran Brett Logan and Blackbird 13 out of CWF, the CWF World Heavyweight Champion, Hellrazor, Predator.
("Hellrazor" starts to play and Predator steps to the top of the ramp. The crowd starts to boo loudly)
Murdock: These fans are idiots, they don't recognize greatness.
Cruise: I think that greatness is my wife, Nicole Kidman.
McLure: With a last name like Kidman, she must be a bitch.
Murdock: Hey Vanessa!
Cruise: These guys bith look a little scared.
McLure: Did you say bith? You think your wife is one too?
Murdock: All over this ring are weapons, on the florr, on the cage � how will this play out?
Cruise: I think blood will be the word of the day .. Lestat would be proud.
(The cage door closes behind Predator and he enters the ring � he holds up his World Title Belt and pounds on his chest. Reid wags his finger at Predator and points both thumbs at himself.)
McLure: But where is the referee?
Murdock: I don't know, was one assigned?
Cruise: I can do it!
(Cruise jumps up and grabs a wireless headset and gets into the ring.)
McLure: Oh my goodness, Tom Cruise is going to call this match?
Murdock: I guess so.
(Cruise takes off his dress shirt and enters the ring.)
Cruise: Ok, let's start this match. Ring the bell timekeeper!)
(The bell rings and Predator and Reid lunge toward eachother)
McLure: Predator shoots at Reid, Reid catches him in a front chancery. Headbutts to the back of Predator's head.
Murdock: Reid drops down on Predator, grinding his face into the mat, who would have thought Pred would be in trouble so soon?
Cruise: No choke, no choking Reid.
McLure: Predator is sliding on the mat, trying to get free, Reid slides onto the Predator's back, he's riding him.
Murdock: Predator grabs the ropes.
Cruise: Break it up Reid.
(Reid releases the hold and slaps Predator on the back while moving away)
McLure: Now that had to hurt, looks like there's a bit of red on his back.
Murdock: Predator fakes a shoot, Reid jumps back, Predator grabs Reid's head, he's got a tight headlock on Reid, he's wrenching it, ripping at Reid's ear with his forearm.
Cruise: Do you give up Reid?
(Reid answers no and grabs Predator by the waist, lifting him up and over)
McLure: Predator is dropped on his head and shoulders by Reid, but Predator still has that headlock cinched in.
Murdock: Predator lets go with one arm, he grabs the small toaster near the ropes and HITS REID IN THE FACE!!!
McLure: Predator is back up on his feet, Reid has rolled out of the ring to survey the damage.
Murdock: Predator runs toward the ropes � PLANCHA through the ropes. Reid hits the cage hard, with Predator hitting hard too!
McLure: Predator is up first again, Reid is reeling, Predator grabs a broom handle .. he breaks it over Reid's back. Reid looks to be hurting.
Murdock: Predator is rolling Reid over, he's holding a piece of the broken broom handle like a knife .. I think he's trying to gouge out Reid's eye, Reid is holding back Preds hands.
Cruise: If you can hear me still .. this is a brutal match, being so close I can see how bad these two want it.
McLure: Predator's hands slipped through, there's a spray of blood .. did Reid lose an eye?
Cruise: The handle slid across Reid's cheek, it's a deep gash, but no eye.
Murdock: Reid rolls out from under .. he's got to be in tremendous pain, he's trying to get up.
Cruise: Predator is to his feet first, he's got a ring bell, he's �
McLure: Predator charges toward Reid, but Reid moves and rolls back into the ring.
Murdock: A few weeks ago, Joey Reid said he wanted to prove that a technical wrestler could be CWF World Champion, but as the challenger, he was put into this Hell In a Cell with weapons, I think he is trying to keep it in the ring.
Cruise: From up here I can see, Reid's cheek has stopped pouring blood, it's only a trickle now.
McLure: Predator is outside the ring still, motioning for Reid to come outside. This could go on for hours, this match has no time limit, no count outs, no disqualifications.
Murdock: Reid has a sparkle in his eye, he's sliding out of the ring, choosing his weapon, a barbed -wire bat..
Cruise: Predator has an iron, and he just slipped something else into his pocket.
McLure: Reid gets back into the ring , he's calling Predator in with his bat.
Murdock: Predator is obliging .. the crowd is showing it's appreciation.
(The crowd starts to cheer and chants of "They're hardcore" start to fill the arena)
Cruise: I'd better get the hell out of this ring.
(Cruise steps through the ropes as the two rush eachother)
McLure: Predator stops, he starts swinging the iron on it's cord.
Murdock: Reid ducks but holds the bat up, he bloscks The iron and stops it moving. Quick leg-scissors trip by Reid, he's back behind Predator .. he's got Pred's arm in a chicken wing.
Cruise: I'd better get back in there.
McLure: Predator is slapping the mat in pain, but he's not quitting.
Murdock: He's not quitting, he's reaching into his pocket.
Cruise: Predator, do you give up?
(Predator answers "No" and ..)
McLure: He just threw sand into Reid's face, or something. Reid is rolling backwards and looks in pain. Preadtor is still down trying to shake the pain from his arm.
Murdock: Reid is back up, seems he wasn't caught too bad .. He kicks Predator in the arm, then grabs it in an arm bar.
Cruise: Predator, do you give up?
McLure: The Predator is shaking his head "no".
Murdock: Reid drops down into a keylock .. Predator is screaming!
Cruise: Do you give up? Oh wait (Predator grabs the ropes) Break it Reid!
McLure: This is not the match we anticipated, we were looking for blood and broken body parts, but Reid has shown ring-generalship in keeping Predator in the ring.
Murdock: Reid is back on Predator, stomping at his arm and wrist, dragging him to the middle of the ring.
McLure: Predator is being pulled up, now, pulled up by his wrist. Reid whips him by his hurt arm .. dropkick by Reid!
Murdock: Reid gets back up, whips Predator to the ropes again, he goes for a clothesline .. Predator tries to duck, but was grazed on the top of his head .. he's down.
McLure: Reid is climbing up to the second rope � looks like a knee drop �.
Murdock: Predator moves out of the way, Reid comes down hard on his knee, Predator wasn't as hurt as we thought.
McLure: Reid is grabbing his knee, Predator is heading outside the ring, he's got the barbed wire bat.
Murdock: He's rolling back into the ring, Reid is still down .. Preadtor SLAMS REIDS knee with the bat .. Reid is really hurt.
Cruise: Reid, do you give up?
Reid: HELL NO!!!!
McLure: Predator is on the ring apron .. running � clothesline with the barbed-wire bat!
Murdock: Reid' neck is cut, I can't tell how badly, but there is blood on it.
Cruise: Predator is looking around for something else, he grabs a mug .. I think it says "Attitude" but I'm not sure.
McLure: Oh, mug across the mug of Joey Reid, his face is bleeding, his neck is bleeding .. the only thing not bleeding is �
Murdock: Predator slams the barbed wire bat across the buttock area of Reid.
Cruise: Like OZ?
McLure: Predator rolls Reid into the ring.
Murdock: He hits Reids knee one more time and goes for the pin.
Cruise: One, two �.
McLure: Reid kicks out. Predator is furious.
Murdock: He goes for the cover again.
Cruise: One, two �
McLure: Reid kicks out again, how can he do it?
Murdock: Years of fights worse than this, he's a street fighter with classical training.
McLure: Predtor looks really mad now .. he's going over to Reid's corner .. taking something Reid brought with him � a bag.
Murdock: Reid is up, he tackles Predator and the bag drops.
McLure: Predator pulls Reid up by his head .. he's setting him for a powerbomb �Reid won't go up �
Murdock: Reid runs Predator to the ropes and they both fall through to the floor.
Cruise: Looks like Reid took it the hardest.
McLure: Predator is crawling, looking for the bat.
Murdock: He finds it, now Reid .. where is Reid?
McLure: Reid is back in the ring, he's got the bag .. he dumps it out .. THUMBTACKS!!!
Murdock: Predator waves the bat, he wants Reid outside the ring .. but with that, how could Reid use the thumbtacks?
McLure: Reid would be stupid to go outside with Predator and that bat.
Murdock: But he is .. he's reaching under the ring, I can't se what is going on.
Cruise: He pulling out .. oh my Gaaaaaaaa. I'm staying in the ring.
McLure: Predator is opposite Reid across the ring, outside. Predator runs around the ring to get Reid .. but Reid is running the other way.
Murdock: Reid looks hunched over, I wonder if he hurt his back.
Cruise: Predator may not want to chase this one.
McLure: Reid is still running with Predator behind him .. wait, Predator is stopping .. what's that smell?
Murdock: Reid is holding something silver up �. It's a ZIPPO LIGHTER, that smell is gas �!!!!!
Cruise: Someone call the paramedics and the fire department.
(Reid slides into the ring at the same time Predator does, then drops the lighter onto the trail of gasoline .. blue flames shoot into the air.)
McLure: Preadtor dropped his bat, now neither man has a weapon.
Murdock: Reid laughs and the two men run at eachother.
Cruise: Ahhm save me!!!
McLure: Reid gets the immediate advantage and has Predator in an armlock.
Murdock: Predator starts to grab for the ropes, but flame is going too high, he pulls back.
Cruise: The ring apron is catching fire, help!!!
McLure: Predator punches Reid in the stomach and gets behind him, he tries for a pumphandle suplex .. but Reid works free � Russian leg sweep by Reid. Predator is down.
Murdock: Reid goes to the top rope, the ring post is glowing red behind him, the cage is glowing hot, too.
Cruise: This is not good!
McLure: Predator leaps to his feet, he punches Reid in the stomach.
Murdock: Looks like Predator is going for a superplex .. that'll drop Reid onto the thumbtacks!!!!
Cruise: The ring seems to be on fire now.
McLure: No, Reid blocks it!!!!
Murdock: He grabs Predators head .. HOLY!!!!!
Cruise: The mat is on fire on the edges now .. but here come some men with extinguishers.
McLure: POWERBOMB .. REID POWERBOMBED PREDATOR FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!
Murdock: Both men are down .. Reid slides through the thumbtacks .. he drapes his arm across Predator �
Cruise: One, two, THREEEEEEE!
(The bell rings and fifty men douse the ring with white foam at the same time.)
McLure: We have a new heavyweight champion.
(Through the foam, Reid stands up, and Tom Cruise raises his hand and hands him the CWF Heavyweight belt)
Matt Murdock: WHAT A MATCH THAT WAS....The hell in a cell is raising as Joey Reid is getting back to his feet....
Eric Masterson: HEY...Here comes the rest of the Hellrazors, Kirkland, Rayn, Temp, Mack...They are all rushing the ring...Kirkland takes an exhausted Reid from his feet and throws him to the corner Vanessa McLure: a 4 on 1 beatdown....fantastic!
Matt Murdock: Reid is getting killed...he's dragged to his feet, oh no....Lethal Injection!...this is inhumane, someone has to stop this!
(Global networks representatives begin to stroll down the ramp to the ring as Predator joins the 4 other men to stomp away on an almost outcold Joey Reid)
Eric Masterson: what are the networks doing out here?? They have a microphone....
Mr Smythe: THIS....Joey Reid....is what happens when you mouth off to the network...you all need to learn, everyone in this federation needs to learn...that WE ARE......GLOBAL NETWORKS
Matt Murdock: Reid is dragged to his feet and floored by a shot from Mack...He's going to need serious medical attention
(Every fan in the arena leaps to their feet and The Hellrazors look up and drop Reid to the floor, all 5 assuming fighting stances)
**COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT SOW!!!!**
(Wake up by Rage against the machine hits)
Vanessa McLure: What the hell is that?
Matt Murdock: THAT Vanessa, is someone standing up to the network
(The fans are going crazy as SCAR rush the ring)
Eric Masterson: APSEY, LOKUST, SHARKSTONE...THE NETWORKS ARE GETTING THE HELL OUTA THERE....HERE WE GO
Matt Murdock: Shark slams a boot into Temps face, Lokust pairs off with Mack...Apsey and Kirkland....Shark and Rayn...Look at the rebels go..its SCAR against the Hellrazors!
Eric Masterson: Temp is thrown to the outside...Reid clambers to his feet and spins predator around...the odds are even now!
Vanessa McLure: Apsey is gaining ground on a shocked Kirkland, Slamming right hands into his face and driving him back towards the ropes...Lokust high cross bodies Mack to the outside.
Eric Masterson: Shark discards Rayn to the outside and Predator, Kirkland Apsey and Reid are left in the ring...
Vanessa McLure: Kirkland slams a countering boot into Apseys gut...The rebel folds over...Kirkland throws a clothesline his way but Apsey ducks and ctahces the arm...Kirkland over the top rope to the outside!
Eric Masterson: Apsey turns...and look at the look on his face as he stands behind predator....Reid hammers a boot into Predators face and spins him around only for Apsey to return the favour....Reid hits Predator again and Apsey takes a step back.....BLADE RUNNER!!!!! APSEYS B;LADE RUNNER!!!
Matt Murdock: Apsey spits high into the air and the fans are going nuts...The Hellrazors are retreating back up the ramp....Whats Apsey gesturing for...The crowd are deafening....
Eric Masterson: SCAR are....THEY'RE RIPPING DOWN THE CROWD BARRIERS....THE AUDIENCE ARE FLOODING AROUND THE RING...SCAR ARE FREEING THE CROWD, THE REBELS ARE INSANE
Vanessa McLure: The fans are surrounding the ring....its a sea of fans and SCAR re-enter the ring in the middle.... Eric Masterson: Apsey helps Joey Reid to his feet again...whats going on here? Apsey has a mic
Apsey: GLOBAL NETWORKS....YOU WANNA SAY YOU OWN US....THEN YOU ALONE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE NEXT WORDS THAT COME OUT OF MY MOUTH....GLOBAL NETWORKS.....F*CK....YOU!!!!!!
(He throws a gesturing hand in the air, as do the SCAR members and every single member of the audience)
Matt Murdock: thats gonna get them in trouble
Apsey: SCAR ARE BACK.....APSEY.....LOKUST....SHARK..... Matt Murdock: They certainly are
(He points to the other man in the ring)
Apsey: AND JOEY REID!!!!!!! (HUGE fan pop)
Apsey: YOU have the right to remain silent....so disregard it....RAISE SOME HELL!!!!!
Fans: ITS TIME TO REBEL!!!
Matt Murdock: THIS IS HUGE..... THE 4 REBELS STAND IN THE RING, SURROUNDED BY AN ARMY OF FOLLOWERS SCREAMING DEFIANCE AT THE NETWORK
**HOW LONG...NOT LONG...COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SOW!!!**
Masterson: What a Main Event, what night.....wait what is this
[White Trash is shown walking to his car.]
Murdock: Thats White Trash, but why are we watching him get into his car?
Masterson: [A voice is heard behind the cameraman. What the voice says isn't picked up on the camera but White Trash looks up.] Who's voice is that?
Murdock: [The camera turns to see that it is the Icon. He has a bandage on his head and is still wearing the same bloody cloths from his match early and has a bamboo cane in his hand.] It's the Icon.
Extreme Icon: Hey did you think I was going to let you get away with it? If you did you are dumber then then I thought.
[White Trash starts to struggle to get his keys out. He tries to put the key into the door but the Icon reaches him before he can get the door opened. The Icon cracks White Trash in the head with the cane and White Trash stumbles into the car.]
Masterson: White Trash just got hit hard with that cane but what is the Icon doing?
[The Icon is handing the bamboo cane to White Trash. White Trash as a confused hesitant look on his face.]
Murdock: What the hell is the Icon doing? He lost it, he is completely insane.
[White Trash slowly reaches out for the cane and grabs it. The Icon takes a step backwards and the points to his head.]
Extreme Icon: You think you got what it takes White Trash, well lets see. Hit me, lets see what you got.
[White Trash doesn't know what to do...he stands there for a minute or two thinking about it.]
Extreme Icon: Go on punk, you wanna fuck with me, well lets see what you can do. This is the clearest shot that your going to get....you might as well take advantage of it.
[White Trash takes another second to think about it and then smiles. White Trash pulls back and swings and nails Icon right across the head with the cane and the Icon stumbles backwards a couple of steps.]
Murdock: Icon asked for it, the stupid, washed up has been.
[White Trash doesn't stop and he once again hits the Icon, the Icon falls and White Trash hits him another six or seven times. The Icon is once again wearing the crimson mask and White Trash drops the cane and laughs as he walks back to his car.]
Extreme Icon: One word of advice, don't turn your back on my unless you know for sure you knocked me the fuck out!
[White Trash turns around and has a shocked look on his face. The Icon nails him right between the eyes with the cane and it sends White Trash back up against his car. The Icon grabs White Trash's head and smashes it through the car window.]
Masterson: Oh My God...how his the Icon still standing?
[The Icon pulls White Trash's head out from the broken window, and laughs at him. White Trash is motion less.]
Extreme Icon: You think you can beat me? Your all talk and this is just a sample of what will happen to you.
[The Icon delivers the Evenflow DDT on to White Trash on the concrete and the Icon just walks away.]
Masterson: Get some EMT's back there, White Trash is out cold.
