
-CWF: Halloween Massacre-
October 23, 2000
Announcer: Fans, this is the time of month you have been waiting for. Finally, the greatest wrestling federation brings you: HALLOWEEN MASSACRE! Tonight you will see rookies go at it, five man fight, six man tag match, flaming casket match, a battle for the People's Title, and the window match! And of course, the main event, never-before-seen, unheard of, HAUNTED HOUSE MATCH! We advise you to watch with caution, and expect the unexpected. Hell has arrived on earth, and there's a war TONIGHT!
Eric: Well fans, we finally made it to Halloween Massacre! We have a wonderful line-up as you just heard, so sit back, look at Vanes...err...watch ths show, and enjoy!
Vanessa: Look at me, it makes me feel special!
Matt: What people will do to get others to stare at them! Well fans, I'm Matt, this is the lovely Vanessa McLure, and you all know Eric Masterson. Let's go down to the ring, Billy Johnson is coming to the ring, and he has something to say about the tag-team titles.
Billy Johnson: Welcome fans, I am glad you could make it. As you know, one of the main things to talk about has been the tag team titles. After studying the facts, and thinking long and hard about it, I have come to a conclusion. Before responding, I must say that Predator and Rayn did earn them, and being that they were the tag team champions, I have no right, but to congradulate the NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, PREDATOR AND RAYN!
Johnson: Now before Mack and Dirk lose their cool, listen. There WILL be a re-match if you accept. Whenever you accept, it will take place, possibly next week! Well, I'm going to head to the back, enjoy the show!
Vanessa: WOW! I'm stunned. Let's get on with the show!
Matt: This next match up is a Rookie match. This one will feature five of the CWF’s newest competitors. Losing this match could really hurt you future in CWF unless you’re not a quiter. Let’s go down to ringside where the five men are already in the ring.
Spracher: Ladies and gentlemen the following match up is a five way match scheduled for one fall. First, the man to my right The Bad Ass Kid, the man to my left is Dark Savior, the man in the corner in front of me to my right is Zero, the man in the corner behind me to my left is Leo Ark, and the man directly in front of me is Outkast.
(Spracher is being told something by the time keeper. Spracher nods his head and walks back to the center of the ring.)
Spracher: I have just been informed a few changes have been made to
this
match. This match will now be Texas Tornado rules and be multiple
falls.
And now for the special guest referee…
Spracher: He is a former CWF’er and a current CWF Hall of Fame member.
Please welcome CCCCCYYYYYYCCCCLLLLLOOOOONNNEEEE!!!!!
Matt: You gotta be kidding me. I thought that Greg "Two and a Half"
Falling was going to be the referee of this match.
Vanessa: Oh my god!
Eric: Hey these are $100 pants! Quit drooling on them or you can pay
for
the cleaning bill.
Vanessa: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Matt: It looks like Greg Falling is coming over to our table. He is
grabbing a heaset and taking a seat next to Eric.
Eric: Wanna switch seats?
Greg: No thanks.
Matt: This crowd is on there feet as Cyclone makes his way down the
aisle.
He is now in the ring and has the referee shirt on. He grabs the mic
from
Spracher.
Greg: I was never told he was going to ref this match. Oh well… I
still
get paid either way.
Cyclone: Spracher, get out of my ring. Now for all you rookies in
this
match. I want you to know that if you lay one finger on me I will not
only
disqualify you from the match but make sure its your first and last in
CWF.
Matt: The bell rings and these five men are sizing each other up. Leo
Ark
has The Bad Ass Kid in a headlock and his applying preasure. Zero and
Outkast double team Dark Savior in the corner. Dark Savior is being
stomped
into a mudhole.
Eric: The Bad Ass Kid lifts Leo Ark up while in his headlock and
hits a
suplex. Leo Ark doesn’t let go,however. Leo Ark is pulling TBAK up
while
still applying the headlock. Leo slides his arms around while keeping
the
move on. He appears to be changing moves now. Leo has TBAK in the set
up
for a reverse ddt and he hits it.
Greg: Cyclone really needs to get in that corner and break up the
double
teaming. It’s not good to have action in the corner. The match should
stay
away from the ropes.
Vanessa: Oh my god! Cyclone is soooooo hot.
Eric: Would you aim towards Matt or sit next to him next time you see
some
hot guy.
Vanessa: You think Cyclone is hot too?
Eric: Oh jesus… No, I am not the slightest bit attracted to Cyclone
nor
any other man for that matter.
Matt: Zero pulls Dark Savior up and tries for a suplex but DS wont
budge.
Dark Savior reverses it and hits a suplex. Dark Savior elbows Outkast
in
the stomach and hits a neckbreaker on him. DS clotheslines Zero and
now
Outkast is up and he gets clotheslined. DS pulls Zero up and throws
him
into the turnbuckles. Outkast is up and DS sends him into Zero. DS
charges
towards the two men and hits a huge splash on them. DS pulls Outkast
by his
hair and hits a huge samoan drop on him. DS gets up and makes his way
to
Zero and pushes him down onto Outkast with great ease. DS climbs the
ropes
and looks to the crowd. They begin to cheer in hopes of seeing him
jump.
Eric: Leo Ark sees what DS is about to do and tells him to wait. Leo
lays
the half limp Bad Ass Kid on top of Zero and Outkast. Dark Savior
jumps and
hits a huge splash.
Greg: That’s a four man sandwich. Outkast’s lungs are probably about
to
burst. He is beneath well over 300 lbs of weight.
Vanessa: Man sandwich…..
Eric: Outkast gets up and looks to the crowd as Leo Ark grabs The Bad
Ass
Kid and hits a ddt. Dark Savior picks Zero up and hits Iced Hell.
Matt: That’s DS’s finishing move folks.
Greg: And the cover…
Cyclone:
Eric: Zero has been eliminated from this match. He is the first of
five to
go.
Vanessa: Someone eliminate Cyclone. I have a present for him in the
back.
Matt: He can’t be eliminated he is the ref.
Vanessa: I know.
Eric: You are some kinda sex fiend.
Matt: Outkast is stumbling around on his knees. DS pulls Zero to his
feet
only to knock him down with a short arm clothesline.
Eric: Leo Ark hooks on a figure four leg lock. Cyclone sees that Leo
is
holding the ropes and he quickly calls for the move to be broken. Leo
slowly makes his way to his feet. DS taps Leo on his back and Leo
turns
around to get a face full of fist.
Greg: Good call by the ref.
Matt: DS sets up for Iced Hell and……
Eric: No! Leo Ark slides out of it just in time. Leo Ark chops DS
but DS
chops him right back.
Matt: The crowd is really into these chops.
Eric: Leo swings for a chop but DS ducks and lifts Leo up. DS hits
the
Iced Hell this time!!!!
Greg: The cover….
Cyclone:
Matt: Leo Ark is the second man eliminated from this match.
Vanessa: (Yawning noise)
Matt: Not enthused by the match?
Vanessa: Nope. Just waiting for it to end so I can follow Cyclone to
the
back.
Matt: Outkast is up on his feet but DS picks him up and hits the Iced
Hell
without wasting any time.
Cyclone:
Eric: This one is now down to The Bad Ass Kid and Dark Savior. These
men
were the first to get pounded on this match. TBAK, however, has had
about
one offensive move this entire match.
Matt: This should be easy picking for Dark Savior.
Eric: I have to disagree. TBAK is a superb fighting machine and will
not
go down.
Matt: TBAK is about as unsuperb as they come.
Eric: Unsuperb isn’t even a word.
Matt: Dark Savior pulls TBAK up slowly to his feet and hits a scoop
slam.
Greg: For the cover.
Cyclone:
Matt: Just a two count.
Eric: Dark Savior picks TBAK up and hits a piledriver. DS goes for
the
cover again.
Cyclone:
Matt: Almost a three count.
Eric: DS pulls TBAK up and hits Iced Hell.
Cyclone:
DING DING DING
Spracher: Your winner is Daaaarrrrkkk Savvvviooooooooorrrrrrr!!!!!!!
Matt: Cyclone raises Dark Savior’s hand in victory.
Eric: He deserved it, he worked hard! Now let's let the action continue with another five man match.
Masterson: Ok, this next match-up should be exciting! You can only win by Pinfall or Submission, with no count out. Whoever is the last man left is the winner/ Let’s go to Spracher for the introductions.
Spracher: Introducing first, coming from the US MILITARY….SARGE!!!
(Sad but True plays as Sarge comes down to the ring)
Spracher: Next, weighing in at 233 lbs., and standing 6’ 2”, Crazy Carl “THE MASTER OF THE CUSTODIAL ARTS” Benton!!! (“Inside Out” begins to play as Carl makes his way out, wearing his Navy Blue Jumpsuit.)
Spracher: The third man, TYME!!! (Tyme’s music begins to play as he comes to the ring)
Spracher: Competitor number 4 is JOHNNY BRASH!!!!!!!!
Spracher: And the last man, recently added to the match, PENG!!
Ding…Ding…Ding…
Murdock: There’s the bell, here we go. Johnny Brash moves right in at Sarge, and they are duking it
out in the corner. Crazy Carl lands a DDT on Tyme, and Peng is just standing there. Now Brash hits
the suplex on Sarge, but Sarge is quick to his feet…Peng is coming over, REVERSE DDT, Peng just
took down Brash. Now Sarge is pounding Peng, Sarge has him up, and what a backbreaker!
Masterson: This is crazy folks…Crazy Carl with a left, then a right, then another left on Tyme. He goes
for the knockout punch, but Tyme ducks, and clotheslines Benton. Tyme pulls Benton back up, but
Benton hits him away…and PILEDRIVER!! Benton goes for the pin…
Murdock: Tyme kicks out. Brash has now moved away from Sarge and Peng, who have both tumbled
out onto the floor. Brash knocks Benton down with an elbow, and he now has Tyme locked into an
octopus hold….but Benton is back up and he breaks up the hold. Peng rolls back in the ring…and
charges Benton…SPEAR!! Peng now turns to Tyme…front-face DDT, he turns to Tyme…and Tyme
grabs him…Cradle Suplex on PENG….the ref is counting…
Masterson: Peng has just been eliminated.
McLure: He was lucky enough to get put in this one.
Masterson: Brash now has Tyme, who was still getting up after pinning Peng, and Brash takes Tyme
down with a sidewalk slam. Brash tries to pin…but Crazy Carl knocks him off before he can even get
a one count.
Murdock: Sarge has finally climbed back in the ring, and he hits Tyme with a Samoan drop, then a
quick leg drop. Meanwhile Benton has Brash…CRADLE PILEDRIVER…He has him back up, and
he sets Brash on the top rope, and follows him up…POWERBOMB…that was the DRAINO
DROP…Benton holds it…the ref is counting…
Masterson: Johnny Brash is out of this one. Just three men left. But I’ve been wondering this whole
time, where is Carl’s manager, Demented Don…
Murdock: Yeah, why isn’t he out hear…uh oh…wait..
Masterson: Here he comes…but Brash is in his path…Don isn’t paying attention, and he runs smack
into Brash…and Brash powerslam's him into a pancake.. To bad Brash is still out of the match.
Murdock: Crazy Carl is shocked…he is just staring at his downed manager…and Tyme is behind
him…Tyme with a wicked German Suplex…the pin…
Masterson: Whoa…Tyme just pinned Crazy Carl, and there went Carl’s shot at a title. Who would
have thought this match would come down to Sarge and Tyme…
Murdock: Sarge is behind Tyme who is celebrating that pin…and Sarge hits a reverse
powerbomb…Sarge goes for a pin…
Masterson: Tyme kicks out. Sarge goes for a leg lock, but Tyme makes it to the ropes. Now Sarge
has Tyme’s arms hooked, double-under hook pickup, and he drops Tyme on his face!!!! Sarge is
taunting the downed Tyme…he should be pinning him…Tyme is slow to his feet…but he’s up….Tyme
ducks the diving punch, spins, kick to the gut, wheel-barrel slam!!!…the pin…
Murdock: Sarge makes it out just in time. Sarge back on his feet, Tyme lunges, but Sarge
dodges…goes to tackle time, but Tyme kicks him to the side, and hooks him from behind, OUCH!!!! REVERSE BRAINBUSTER….Tyme goes for the pin once more…
Masterson: This one is over folks, looks like Tyme will be getting that title shot, and Sarge and the rest of them will simply be going home…what a match. Now, let’s get to the six-man tag match…
Spracher: The next match is a six man tag team match and sheduled as a 35 minute time limit. The first team coming out
[The Wicker Man by Iron Maiden blasts throughout the arena and the three figures step out and begin walking towards the ring determined.]
consists of Mack McMichaels and Dirk Stone from Against 1.0 and their third partner is Genocidal Joey Reid!!!
Murdock: These men are determined. But I bet their opponents are aswell. This should be a doozy!
Spracher: The other three men in the match,
Masterson: That team coming to the ring slowly and look Mack Stone and Reid cut them off at the entrance way and now we have a 6 man fist fight!! The bell sounds.
Mclure: Mack and Rayn, Stone and Predator, Kirkland and Reid are all fighting eacthother!
Murdock: Stone and Predator coming here by the anouncing table table, Kirkland nails Reid with a Reverse DDT! And Mack clobbers the rookie Rayn with a body slam in the chair and the crowd!
Masterson: Kirkland turns Mack around...they stare eachother down....and now right and lefts to the jaw by both men!
Mclure: Mack ducks one punch and hits Kirkland with a kick in the gut and now whip into the steps. Kevins head just bounced off those steps.
Murdock: Mack picks him and throws him into the ring and now starts pound on his back with axhandle smashes.
Masterson: Mack Hits Kirk with a body slam and now lifts him back to his feet. And takes him into the corner for a chokehold.
Mclure: Meanwhile on the outside of the ring, Dirk Stone is pounding away at predator. Against seems to be dominating now. Excpet Rayn seems to be taking apart Reid all the way down at the entrance way.
Murdock: Dirk backs up and goes for a Big Boot to the face but Pred ducks and Dirk kicks the railing. Stone turns around and Predator spits water in his face! Predator now takes the ig Dirk Stone down with a hard Gutwrench Powerbomb!
Masterson: Inside the ring, Mack lets go of Kirkland and whips him into the ropes. Mack doucks down for a back body drop but Kirkland stops short and drills Mack with a Piledriver! What a great counter.
Mclure: Kirkland lifts Mack and whips him....Predator slides in the ring and Kirkland now goes for a back body drop and Predator cathes him mid air and hits a powerbomb!!!! What an awesome move!
Murcock: Ive seen Lethal Alliance do that before
Mclure: Shut your mouth!
Masterson: Well Reid hit a front suplex on Rayn and now on the top rope! Predator and Hellrazor celebrating and now they turn around and Reid leaps and does a sommersault and garbs Kirklands and Predators head on the way down and almost kills them with a vicious top rope sommersault Neck breaker I guess youd call it.
Murdock: Impressive move by the Reid and now Reid garbs Predators leg and hooks a Half crab....hes pulling back hard.
Mclure: Kirkland reaches for the save but Stone is back up and grabs the leg of Kirkland and drags him out and throws him over the railing into the crowd. Dirk is assisting Mack up and Rayn comes onto the ring apron....
Masterson: Against 1.0 turns around and Rayn jumps and hits a springboard cross body block and takes them out and they roll out of the ring.
Murdock: Reid wrenching Predators leg back....Rayn bounces of the ropes and hits a double foot dropkick to the face Reid and he lets go!
Masterson: Predator rolls out and what exitement were having in this match! Whooo!
Mclure: Rayn lifts Reid and hooks an arm bar...into a wristlock...Reid reveres into a top hammerlock. but Rayn reverses also into a camel clutch! Reid then gets him in a head lock and Rayn throws him off into the ropes and Reid comes back and gets taken down by a shoulder block....Rayn jumps off the ropes and a guick leg drop almost as if a Guillotine!
Masterson: Once again two newcomers showing their quickness and agility in the ring and the crowd cheers them both on! Now as we speak Predator and Kirkland get back in Rayns corner and Stone and Mack get back in Reids corner.
Murdock: Rayn waits for Reid to get up and he kicks the groggy Reid twice in the ribs and hooks him up. He tags in Kirkland who climbs the top rope. Rayn slams Reid in the middle of the ring with a stalling reverse brainbuster and directly after Kirkland with a frod slash into a pin.
Mclure: OHH! Out of nowhere Mack hits a top rope frog slapsh of his own onto Kirkland which breaks up the pin.
Masterson: The ref trying to tell Mack and Dirk also to get back in their corners. Meanwhile behind the refs back Kirkland and Predator grab Reid for a Russian Leg Sweep and Rayn hits a kicks him into the chest woth a pump kick causing a greater force! What great tag team moves we in this matchup!
Murdock: Kirkland lifts Reid and headbutts him back to the ground. He starts firing up the crowd! And now turns to Mack to taunt him and Dirk dives off the top rope and nearly takes Kirklands head off with a Top Rope Clothesline!!
Mclure: Mack drags Reid to their corner and Reid makes a much need tag to Dirk Stone. Oh yes the big man!
Masterson: Dirk lifts Kirkland and slams his head into the turnbuckle and as Dirk goes to talk to the referee Mack begins choking him! Predator gets in but is stopped by the ref, causing a diversion. Mack and Reid hold Kirkland into the turnbuckle....Stone backs up and charges....and spears Kirkland into the corner!!!!
Murdock: The almost 7 foot monster with one hell of a spear to the gut of Kirkland. Wouldnt be surprised if we see Kirklands lunch!
Mclure: Stone backs off and Kirkland drops to the floor like a lifeless corpses!! Stone tags in Mack who jumps to the top rope and jumps onto Kirkland midsection once again with a Moosault!
Masterson: Mack whips Kirkland into the ropes and Reid punches him in the head. Kirkland turns arouns and punches Reid off the apron but from behind.....Mack with the MACK ATTACK!!!
Mclure: I have been macked!! Mack with the pin
Murdock: Kirkland got his foot on the ropes!!!!! Way to go!
Masterson: Mack cant believe it! Rayn runs in and punches clotheslines Dirk Stone over the top rope and Predator comes in and hits Mack with the Drop Shot! What a deadly superkick! Mack is out and everyone is forced to their corners....Kirkland and Mack just lying in the ring.
Mclure: .....Finnally they both starts moving.....crawling slowly towards their corners...Mack tags Dirk Stone and tags Rayn!!!!!
Murdock: Rayn runs inand high knee on Stone! Piledriver on Reid! Baseball slide knocking Mack to the outside...And Mack took out the ref too!! Ref is out! And Rayn is pumped up and screaming!
Masterson: Reid turns Rayn around and Rayn sets up for the RAYN Drop...Reid wiggles free and hits a Face buster.....Rayn bounces up and turns around....Brutal Violence!!!!!!!!! Brutal Violence on Rayn!! Now the pin....Oh crap! No ref!
Mclure: Dirk is making the pin but theres no ref to count...Kirkland is in the ring with a steel chair! He throws Reid out of the ring....Dirk Stone is up...he turns around and gets nailed with the chair in the head once and twice and he goes flying over the top rope!
Murdock: Kirkland holds the chair in the air and the crowd screams! Mack is in the ring! Kirkland turns around and ducks a clothesline! Mack turns around and gets nailed with the steel chair also!! And chair shot to the gut!
Masterson: Kirkland throws the chair to the ground and grabs Mack for the.....Lethal Injection!! He hooks him and...BAM!!! Lethal Injection onto the Steel chair!! Predator throws the ref in the ring and Hellrazor goes for the pin.....
Murdock: Reid dove in just in time to break up the count. Kirkland is up, and Joey Reid kicks him in the knee and goes for a DDT but Kirkland over powers him, throwing him out of the ring again. Stone and Mack are back up, and Mack ducks a big-boot from Kirkland, then dives out of the way of an attacking Predator. Predator spills out of the ring. Meanwhile Stone throws the almost unconcious Rayn out of the ring, right into the Guardrail. Mack also followed Pred out of the ring, and his beating on him.
Masterson: Reid now has Rayn, and is keeping him occupied on the outside. Stone and Kirkland are facing each other. They exchange blows, but Stone comes out on top staggering Kirkland backwards. Stone lifts him up…oh my god!!! A Gorilla Press….what strength…Stone slams him down…and immediately picks him up…hooks him…picks him up…THE FUTUREAL…the ref is awake…he counts…
Masterson: The Winners are Against 1.0 and Joey Reid
Murdock: BUT WAIT! MACK JUST HIT DIRK! What is he doing!? Joey Reid goes to attack Mack, but Predator just leveled him! Rayn gets up, and so does Kirkland, KIRKLAND THREW RAYN OUT! Mack is kicking Dirk! Reid gets back up, Kirkland grabs him and slams him in the turnbuckle, as Predator holds Dirk for Mack! KIRKLAND WITH A LETHAL INJECTION ON REID!
Masterson: Kirkland rolls Reid oiut of the ring as Mack rolls Dirk out! The men embrace, and leave! This is insane!
McLure: OH MY GOD! Have we just seen the reformation of the Hellrazors!? I thought Mack hat..I thou...Pred..let's go to the next match!
(Logan's music hits as he comes out to a mixture of boos and cheers, but more cheers. He jogs to the ring, slapping a few hands and then slides in the ring)
(Stalker's music hits as he comes to the ring, not dressed to wrestle.
Matt: People, Stalker in the ring, and he has a mic. Is he going to play more mind games with Logan?
Eric: What the hell are you talking about, how can he play more mindgames without starting to play mindgames. This is the first time I have seen him in about two damn months.
Vanessa: Shut up guys, he is about to say something.
Night Stalker: You know, running up and down the road for eight years, battling numerous injuries and dealing with stupid peope can really take a toll on you. I have done all this since the moment I started wrestling, and you know what, I do not want to do it anymore. I am tired of this federation, the managment and wrestling in general. Logan, you want your little title shot so bad, take it, it is all yours. And for all of you in the crowd with cameras, please take a picture of me now, as this is the last time you will see me in a very long time. Why you ask? Because as of right now, Night Stalker is officially retired!
Matt: WHAT!?
Vanesa: THIS IS HUGE NEWS!! Night Stalker, one of the most feared men ever in the sport of wrestling, is now retired.
(Stalker exits the ring leaving a confused, but happy Logan standing in the middle of it.)
Eric: But hey, this could all be a sham, we know how Stalker loves to
pull this kind of crap.
Matt: No, I don't think so, for once in Stalker's life, he sounded
sincere.
Vanessa: I'm SPEECHLESS! This is a sad ending for Night Stalker, he's done so much. Well, we must go on with the card, but let's send our best wishes to Night Stalker.
Murdock: We are now ready for the next match, a Triple Threat for the CWF Peoples' Title! Let's go to the action!
Spracher: This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the CWF People's Title! Introducing first, from Jasper, Texas, weighing in at 275 lbs, Predator!!
("Shoulda Shot Me" plays over the PA system as Predator makes his way to the ring. Mixed reaction from the crowd, mostly boos though. Predator shakes the ring ropes and waits for his opponents)
Spracher: Next, being accompanied to the ring by Miss Stephanie, weighing in tonight at 234 lbs, from Upstate New York, he is the CWF People's Champion, Blackjack!!! ("Oh Hell Yeah" by HBlockx begins to play as Blackjack appears at the entrance. He dumps some water on his head and tosses the container into the crowd. The camera focuses on Miss Stephanie for a moment, looking fine as usual. Blackjack rolls into the ring, and is Speared right off the bat by Predator!!!)
Spracher: And their opponent, Paranoia!
Masterson: All three men know how important this match up is, and all
three men brawling like mad. Right now it's Paranoia with a couple of
rights on Predator, Irish Whip and Predator counters the Back BodyDrop
attempt with a stiff kick, and Blackjack recovers from the spear to
take
Predator out with a wicked clothesline, and does the same to Paranoia!
Champ is in control!
McLure: Don't you think I'm prettier than Miss Stephanie? I mean,
bleached blond, that look is sooo passé.
Murdock: Vanessa, we're trying to call an important match here and
you're babbling about your faded looks? Blackjack just hit a Gutwrench
Powerbomb on Predator! That was am...
McLure: FADED!?!?! *Starts hitting Matt upside the head*
Murdock: Ow! Cut it out you god damned .50 cent whore! Hey, where the
hell did you get those brass knucks?! Ow! Damn it, I'm bleeding! You
insane ass bitch!
Masterson: Stop fighting you two! We just missed alot of action
because
of you... Paranoia is on the outside, baseball slide by Predator
catches
him right in the jaw! Both men now brawling on the outside, and
Blackjack with a Pescado!
McLure: Get this chump away from me, or else you will lose my priceless
color commentary services.
Murdock: Priceless? Last time I checked the going rate was...
Masterson: Come on now, back to the match, please! Blackjack brought
Paranoia back into the ring, Whip into the corner, tip up, Blackjack
hit
the turnbuckle chest-first and Paranoia with a beautiful Release German
Suplex! Now Paranoia stomping the hell out of Blackjack, and locks on
a
version of the Crippler Crossface on Blackjack! The champion is
screaming, but to his credit he has not given up!
McLure: Well, Blackjack is tough like that, Predator now comes in to
break it up, the hold is broken and now Predator tosses Paranoia over
the top rope! Predator now taking advantage of the champions weakened
state, backs him into the corner and starts punishing him with lefts
and
rights to the body!
Murdock: Those gotta be driving the air out of Blackjack!
Masterson: Finally lets him out of the corner, but stays on him,
hitting
a Snap Suplex on Blackjack! Back up quick, Irish Whip, Leap Frog, but
Paranoia trips Blackjack up, and pulls him to the outside!
Murdock: Blackjack swings wildly but Paranoia counters with an awesome
T-Bone Suplex on the floor! That had to hurt!
McLure: Predator reaching over the top rope grabs a handfull of
Paranoia's hair, and is pulling him up... but Paranoia counters with a
Hot Shot! Shoulder to the gut, Sunset Flip! First cover of the match!
Masterson: And Predator kicks out! Paranoia now hits an Evenflow DDT and goes for another cover, but Blackjack quickly pulls him off, kick to the gut... Blackjack Driver!!! This could be all! Cover! (1............ 2..........)
Murdock: And Predator barely able to interrupt the count! Predator now
getting beat on by Blackjack, going for a Piledriver, but Predator
blocks it! Oh my god, he's contering with the Kryptonite Krunch!
Hooks
the legs!
Masterson: Great move by Predator, but only gets a two count as
Blackjack somehow reaches with his hand and grabs the bottom rope! Bad
ring positioning, I guess. Still, Predator in control, stalking
Blackjack for the finish, Drop Shot! NO! Blackjack ducked and hit a
vicious low blow! Predator is down, Paranoia with a last bit of
strength runs at Blackjack, and they nail each other with a double
clothesline! All Three Men Are Down, and the crowd is on their feet!
Paranoia is moving a little...
McLure: He throws his arm over Predator...
Murdock: PARANOIA WINS! He holds the title once more!
Spracher: Your winner, and NEW People's Champion, PARANOIA!
Masterson: Well fans, stay tuned, we have the Window Match up next, you DON'T want to miss that!
(You see Commish Summers on the titan-tron. He rolls back in his chair and turns around, beginning to speak)
Commish Summers: I hav been informed that Icon has given up his Extreme Hardcore Title, so the winner of this matchj will hold it! Proceed!
Spracher: The following match is a 20 minute time limit Window Glass Sheet Match. The challenger making his way to the ring
standing 6’8 and 290 lbs. He is Dirk Stone!!!
Murdock: Dirk won a great matchup earlier tonight and lets see if he can oulast his opponent.
Spracher: The oppoent now coming to the ring, Anarchy!!!!!
Murdock: Well there you here it. This is for the Extreme Hardcore Title! Theres the bell and Anarchy steps onto the middle turnbuckle to get the crowd going now but Dirk with an early start hits Anarchy with and Axhandle to the small of the back, and goes under Anarchy and sits Anarchy on his shoulders....
Masterson: Early start and Anarchy sitting on Dirks shoulder, Anarchy spins around could be a frankenstiener, but NO a powerbomb....Dirk holds his grip and lifts Anarchy and slams him again, one more lift and another slam!!! Triple Powerbomb!!
Mclure: What strength by Dirk. It doesnt even look like he had a match earlier. Well Anarchy favoring his back and Stone starts climbing to the top turnbuckle.
Murdock: Anarchy up and Dirk jumps.....
Masterson: WOW! Dirk Stone went for a Missle Dropkick but Anarchy Superkicked him and cause him to do a backflip in the air!!
Mclure: Holy Shit! What force! Dirk coulda broke his neck.
Murdock: Anarchy goes for the pin but...this isnt a pinfall match! He has to throw him off the stage through the glass.
Masterson: Moron....
Mclure: Anyways Anarchy lifts Dirk to his feet and whips him into the corner. Anarchy steps back then charges but Stone jump out of the way and falls to one knee and Anarchy misses the pump kick.
Murdock: Stone using the ropes to help himself up and Anarchy runs at him but Dirk falls to the ground and pulls the first rope down, Anarchy flew right over the top rope to the out side!
Masterson: Dirk steps onto the ring apron and goes for a bionic elbow to Anarchys skull but Anarchy punches Dirk in the stomach and now goes for a whip but Stone reverses and sends Anarchy into the gaurd rail hard!
Mclure: Dirk runs for a clothesline, Anarchy ducks down and flips Dirk over the railing. Anarchy turns around a Dirk gets up and Anarchy bashes Dirks head into the railing three times.
Murdock: Dirk stumbles back a little groggy and Anarchy jumps ontothe railing and leaps at dirk with a cross body block but Dirk cathes him! Fallaway Slam from inside the crowd!!
Masterson: Haha! He took out like three rows and landed on like seven chairs! Dirk now lifts Anarchy and grabs someones beer....Whack! He hit Anarchy with the beer! Haha!
Mclure: And now he grabs another beer and hit him again! Anarchy sips some beer and spits it in Dirks eyes!
Murdock: Rights and lefts by Anarchy, and hes making somewhat of a comeback.
Masterson: Hey! Look where they are! They are all the way down in the crowd and somhow made their way to the backstage area with punches from both men!
Mclure: Anarchy whips Dirk into the soda machine and Dirk hits it hard and falls to the ground.
Murdock: Anarchy grabs the soda machine and knocks it over....but Dirk quickly gets out of the way before it crushes him.
Masterson: Hah! Sodas are coming out! And Anarchy grabs one and busts it open on dirks head! And he busted Dirk open also.
Mclure: Oh man look at the eyes of Dirk. You know how he gets when he can taste his own blood and hes up to his feet!
Murdock: Dirk grabs anarchy by the neck and simply throws him into a dressing room door and it swung open! Dirk is setting up a table now and hes has Anarchy. He hits Anarchy in the ribs with a pole twice for good measure. He goes for a clothesline and Anarchy somehow ducks! Anarchy turns around and Dirk grabs him by the neck again!
Masterson: Uh oh right infront of that table.....1...2...Chokeslam!!!!!!!
Mclure: Right through the table!!
Murdock: Anarchy is out!
Masterson: Dirk picks him up and hes walking to the entrance...
Mclure: Dirk grabs anarchy by the belt and throws him through the curtain and now they are out on the stage!! And the glass is all the way down there!
Murdock: Well Dirk Stone is going to throw himn off but look at Anarchy fight back for his health! But Dirk with a hard DDT!!
Masterson: Dirk lifts Anarchy and Anarchy reverses the whip and sends Stone into the metal poles holding the CWF-Tron up! Dirk stumbles back and Anarchy with a back body drop!!!!!!!
Mclure: Oh My God! Dirk almost fell down there. Hes half off and I think Anarchy thinks he won the match...lok at him celebrate!
Murdock: No look at Dirk...Hes up and right behind Anarchy!
Masterson: He taps on Anarchys shoulder...
Mclure: Anarchy turns around and Dirk kicks him in the stomach and grabs him on the side.....
Murdock: Ahhhh! He lifts Anarchy.....
Masterson: Futureal!!!!! The Futureal!!! Dirk Stone just hit that one arm powerbomb and sent Anarchy all the way down to the floor and hes definently through!
Mclure: Theres the bell and Dirk Stone is our winner and I guess if that statement Dirk Stone made was ligit, hes the new Extreme Hardcore Champion!! Now Dirk is making Mack regret his decision from earlier!
Masterson: People, there's only ONE MATCH LEFT! It's for the World Title, LET'S GET READY!
Murdock: I CAN'T WAIT!
Murdock: This business of professional wrestling, it brings us many things, happiness, joy, and, Pain, sadness. This week, after being seen on a bridge, talking about having Lost his Fire, Desmond Destiny disappeared. It was feared that he jumped.
Later in the week, after police said they had found a body, Xania Wailer, of Asylum, pronounced that Desmond Destiny was dead. A memorial service was held this morning, and CWF cameras were there to record the farewell for this CWF mainstay and maniac, Desmond Destiny.
(FTB----Fade-In) [The camera pans the crowd in the large field, many people dressed in black are seen exiting cars and walking to the area with the coffin at the front of the area.
Officials and staff shown on camera Matt Murdock, Vanessa McLure, Eric Masterson and Magnus Pelf are shown.
A large group of wrestlers Rick Faith, with his TV Title belt around his waist, Kevin Kirkland, Nightstalker, Anarchy, Mack, the Bodyguard and Paranoia. Former CWF wrestlers, Frampton Garcia, Wyatte and Pops Brock and Ken Sparks are shown talking with one another. Cyclone, sitting with a companion.
And finally, behind the coffin, in line, members of the Asylum family, wearing dark sunglasses, The Church, Logan, Azteca, Xania Wailer and a long line of others, hard to identify out of wrestling attire.
The camera then cuts to Xania Wailer, tears streaming down her face.]
Xania: For more than one year, I was able to watch and be associated with Desmond Destiny. To many, Desmond Destiny was a psychopath, a comedian, stupid man, an intelligent man, a follower, a leader, and a great opponent. At one time or another, Desmond Destiny was all of these things to me and he was all of these things to the Asylum family. Desmond Destiny would tell people to go ahead with what they were doing, no matter what happened to Desmond Destiny. He had a favorite saying, "There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That'll be the beginning." Let today be the beginning of a new day in CWF, but let us remember the old days. (FTB) (A picture of Destiny, Massacre, Azteca, Apocalypse, Xania and Murder One is shown and the camera zooms in to Desmond Destiny ….. A ring bell rings ..
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10
The scene changes and Murdock is shown with Masterson and McLure .. their heads are bowed and they lift them.)
Masterson: Tonight's next match has been dedicated to Desmond
Destiny.
McLure: And quite a match to dedicate, the brainchild of Matty Vaughn,
the
Haunted House match.
Murdock: Let's take a look at .. the combatants for the Haunted House
Match.
Voice Over: Halloween .. wicked night, wicked thoughts, bad intentions
and a
Haunted House. Five men will step into the ring tonight, from grizzled
veteran to green rookie, they all want it so bad they can taste it.
(Outtakes from promos cut earlier in the week)
Faith: At Halloween Massacre, it just may seem as if I am possessed by
the
devil. Because I am out a blood! And there will be FIRE!
Madox Child: When I do get that chunck of gold rapped around my waist
the
only way you will get it off me is...............ahahaha I just wanted
to get
the hopes up of those who think they will be able too."
Kirkland: I thought I told you before, maybe I didn't, I don't fear
anything,
or anyone! Get that through your head b****! Don't run scared now, it's
too
late!
Azteca: Even if you win, you have already lost. I will see to that
personally. You, along with the entire CWF will feel the pain of
Asylum!"
Icon: I will stay the champion and I will prove to everyone why I am
Extreme's Only Icon.
Murdock: This match is being held away from the arena .. so we will go live to the haunted house. (Quick cut to the Haunted House)
F. Ready: Now, I am the referee in this match, and I will explain the rules. You will enter this haunted house blindfolded and each of you will be led to a different room .. from there, you will attempt to escape in the haunted house, the first man out will be the CWF World Champion. (The five combatants are shown being blindfolded by people in masks resembling the greatest characters in horror history, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Dracula and Frankenstein and Jason, from Friday the 13th. The video screen shows as they are led inside and each ends up in a separate room on the third floor of the building.)
Masterson: This house is supposed to be so scary that even vandals stay
away
from it. In fact, there have been many times that the local police have
reported monitoring the house when lights have gone off and on and
strange
figures have been seen inside .. then, as they approach and enter, the
house
is found to be empty, except for a few scary laughs coming from
seemingly
nowhere.
McLure: Yes, it became so bad that the police chained it up and have
left it
be.
Murdock: This Is the perfect place for this match.
Voice: GET OUT.
McLure: And they're off! Each man takes off his blindfold and heads
for a
door.
Masterson: We have cameras set up all over the house in every room ..
we'll
be seeing any action that goes on.
Murdock: All five men in the same room, they start towards one
another.
McLure: Kirkland goes immediately for Faith, Madox goes for Azteca and
Azteca
goes after Icon. Like a five car pileup!
Masterson: Kirkland and Faith are punching it out, no defense by either
one.
Kirkland is landing some heavy blows, Faith is down on one knee. Low
blow by
Faith!
Murdock: Azteca tackled Icon a moment ago and he is starting to go to
work on
the champ. Madox kicks Azteca in the head and Icon rolls over onto
Azteca,
Madox dives in, three man rollaround.
McLure: Faith is making his way to his feet, Kirkland is still
suffering from
the crotch shot. Faith reaches for a coffee table, this must have been
the
parlor.
Masterson: Kirkland looks up .. immediately hit with the table,
Kirkland is
busted wide open, he's got color. Faith is putting the boot to him.
Murdock: Yes, there were some really heated words between these two
this
week, seems like their hatred runs back to before CWF.
McLure: Madox child has been getting in the cheapshots over here on the
current and ex-champs. He hit them both with old oil lamps a moment
ago, both
of these men are bleeding, too. Madox climbs up onto an old table .. he
gives
the Snuka hand signal CORKSCREW MOONSAULT onto both Azteca and Icon
both
are hurt and it looks like Madox is looking for the door out of here.
Masterson: Wait, there are two staircases here, Faith heads down one,
Madox
down the other, down to the second floor. These two could be on the way
to
their first world titles, leaving the others in the dirt.
Murdock: Faith and Madox both exited the stairs at the same time because the stairs didn't go any further, now both are in the hallway .. running towards eachother! OH! doors opened in front of each of them, they are both knocked down by their own momentum. (A laugh echoes throughout the house)
McLure: Back on the third floor .. Kirkland is still having trouble getting up Icon and Azteca have also found the opposite staircases. Azteca and Icon are on the way down to two. (Back in the second floor hallway, Faith and Madox are just getting up.)
Masterson: Azteca sees Faith and starts toward him, cautiously, Fait
is up ..
Azteca executes a perfect cartwheel hurricanrana on Faith, sending him
crashing into the ground.
Murdock: Azteca seems to be looking for a door, jiggling the handles,
some
must be locked .. there are about twenty on this floor.
McLure: He finds on that works .. opens it .. .BATS BATS BATS, a whole
bunch
of bats just flew out into his face .. Faith is getting up .. they
knock him
over, Azteca is down again, looks like some stuck in that long hair of
his.
Masterson: On the other side, Icon ambushed Madox and is working him
over,
slamming his head from door to door, Madox's legs look wobbly, but
Icon is
holding him up.
Murdock: Behind them, down the stairs, here comes Kevin Kirkland and he
looks
pissed. He stops in the hallway .. points at Icon. Icon drops Madox ..
who
slumps against the door and motions for Kirkland to bring it
McLure: Faith is back up, Azteca is finished struggling with his hair,
they
are staring one another down. They lock up .. Faith knees Azteca in the
stomach. Forearms to the back of the head .. Faith steps back ..
GUILLOTINE
.. Faith's axe kick took Azteca down. Now Faith is trying the doors.
Masterson: Icon and Kirkland are locked in a battle of wild haymakers
earlier Kirkland showed his prowess in brawling when he took down
Faith, and
it looks like he's getting in the better shots here too. Icon goes
for a
groin shot, but Kirkland stops Icon. Icon slumps over .. Hellrazor
grabs him
at the waist .. FALLAWAY SLAM! Icon is down hard!
Murdock: But Madox isn't as spinkicks Kirkland in the neck, then
starts
checking doors for an unlocked one, but he can't find it and neither
can
Faith .. . They stop next to one another. Madox kicks Faith in the
stomach.
McLure: Madox opens the door and starts to enter, but he stops .. Faith
pushes him into the roomand jumps in after him the door slams
behind them.
Masterson: Just like a romance on Road Rules.
Murdock: This has been nonstop action, and it looks like the three men
in the
hall have showed that they won't be stopping Icon is up, stomping
Kirkland at
one end if the hall. Azteca is up and checking doors, he opens the one
Faith
and Madox went in to
McLure: Faith and Madox are fighting hard, but slamming eachother into
walls
isn't working, it looks like Azteca is locking the door.
Masterson: Hellrazor look stoward Azteca and starts to run at him ..
Azteca
rolls out of the way and dropkicks Kirkland from behind .. sending
Kirkland in
to the floor hard.
Murdock: OH NO .. Icon just took out Azteca from behind with a piece of
wood
from God knows where.
McLure: Icon opens the door to the padded room. Madox, Faith and a
straightjacket fall out of the room as Madox fight. Icon is picking it
up.
He's going over to Azteca, he's putting Azteca in the
straightjacket ..
lifting him up .. POWERBOMB the floor just collapsed beneath them
.. it's
a trapdoor to another staircase.
Masterson: Icon and Azteca are bouncing down the stairs and here
come Faith
and Madox rolling down, locked together.
Murdock: This is one long staircase they're going down.
(A grandfather clock starts to chime ..and the screams of many people are heard, from out of nowhere.)
McLure: They're all in a big heap at the bottom of this stairway ..
Masterson: Except Kirkland, and he's starting down the stairs oh
my! The
stairs just flattened out, like in a scary movie or funhouse ..
Kirkland is
sliding toward the pile .. THUNDEROUS IMPACT!
Murdock: I think I heard something crack.
McLure: They're in the basement now, those stairs led into the
basement.
Masterson: Icon is up first, but he looks hurt, he stops, he's
sniffing the
air.
Murdock: RATS, RATS, there are hundreds of rats running across the
floor,
heading into the fireplace against the wall, running up the walls.
McLure: Oh my GOD, they're lighting the Haunted House on fire! The top men in the CWF are still inside the house, what the hell are they doing? Someone call the fire department! (Back inside the house)
Masterson: I don't think these guys know what's going on outside.
Murdock: They are fighting it out here. Icon has grabbed Rick Faith.
McLure: He's setting him up for a DDT .. yes ! Faith is grabbing his
head,
he's hurt.
Masterson: Now Icon, pulls Madox up by the hair DDT.
Murdock: My turn, my turn DDT on Kirkland!
McLure: Icon is cleaning house .. he grabs Azteca .. wait, this isn't
going
to be a DDT .. he's getting Azteca up for a powerbomb. REVERSED,
Azteca
DDT'd Icon but Azteca is grabbing his ribs, he's headed up the
stairs,
those stairs definitely go to ground floor.
(The ground floor camera shows Azteca getting up to the top of the stairs and the air filling with smoke)
Masterson: Azteca is coughing, he's fallen down.
Murdock: Downstairs, Madox Child is getting up, Faith does too, he
pushes
Madox and punches him in the kidney, Madox crumbles against the wall.
Kirkland is up, heading towards the stairs too, it's almost getting
too dark
to see clearly in there.
McLure: But it seems Kirkland has found Azteca .. he's clubbing
Azteca on the
back .. he's got him set up now LETHAL INJECTION!
Masterson: Azteca just went through the weak wooden floor, his feet are
dangling through the hole. He's out cold, not moving.
Murdock: Kirkland is shielding his eyes, making his way TO THE DOOR!
McLure: No! The super-rookie Madox just clubbed the Kirkland from
behind.
Masterson: Madox has him set up for THE TWIST OF FATE. Kirkland is
down,
Madox is unlocking the door.
Murdock: Icon from behind, he punches Madox twice then, POWERBOMB. I heard
the floor crack even more with that one.
McLure: Icon starts to open the door .. FAITH from behind .. he DDT'd
Icon ,,
a return-the-favor. Now he has him up for a piledriver. The
TWIST OF
FAITH. ICON IS Out!
Masterson: Faith opens the door, visibility is almost zero now in the
smoke.
Faith walks .. INTO A WALL .. it was a false doorway .. there are about
ten
doors here, a few windows.
Voice: GET OUT!!!
Murdock: We need to do something, the haunted house is on fire in a bad
way.
McLure: Our cameras inside are starting to have some trouble inside,
we're
only getting parts of what is going on, we’ll be switching to an
outside
camera with a picture in picture of what we can see.
Masterson: It looks as if everyone is up. Worried by the flame they are
looking around for a way out, opening dors. Slamming themselves against
the
doors they can't open.
Murdock: Azteca is up, though, he grabs for a door and opens it.
McLure: It looks like there is a big jam up at the door, punches
flying.
Masterson: This isn't just a fight for a belt, but a fight for lives
too.
Murdock: Look, on the outdoor camera, someone just flew out the door.
Michael
Myers is running to the porch, throwing the man back into the house ..
closing the door and holding it.
McLure: Look the inside cameras are starting to clear up .. LOOK Azteca
disappeared through the floor. He fell through the floor. And there
goes
Madox, too.
Masterson: The smoke is becoming too thick, can't see anything.
Murdock: Those firemen better hurry!
McLure: Please don't let my favorite Madox be hurt!
Masterson: One of the firemen just took the torch from Krueger's
hand,
another took the one from Michael Myers and Dracula has a torch too, he
must
have been behind the building. The third fireman takes it.
Murdock: But who won the match, who came through the door?
Logan: Guess what? I bet you've never seen the outside of .. The
Asylum.
Azteca: Did we try to kill you .. maybe .. did these idiot firemen save
you
.. maybe but can they stop us now.
McLure: Tha last man, it's Desmond Destiny!
Peter Wailer(Destiny): Guess what .. I found MY FIRE. Ha ha,
Unfortunately,
Xania forgot to mention other dead wrestlers in her speech today ..
Dean
Douglas, The Diamond Stud, Oz, Terra Rizing, The Ringmaster .. heh heh
.. I
AM Peter Wailer .. Desmond Destiny IS dead, my birth certificate
reads Peter
Wailer. Who talks with a ridiculous accent like that .. MON?
Logan: CWF is no longer the place for Asylum. More than a year I have
been
here and I have accomplished everything. What do I have left to prove?
That I
can be the next Bollea? No.
Azteca: And I have proven that I am the greatest champion to ever step
into a
CWF ring. My winning percentage is unsurpassed. I didn't start a
jobber, I
didn't end a jobber. I am once and always the benchmark for
generations to
come. So for now, we are done here.
Peter Wailer(Destiny): Louis L'Amour said, "There will come a time
when you
believe everything is finished. That'll be the beginning." That time
is now.
Murdock: It looks like we finally have the decision for a winner in the
match.
Spracher: The winner of this match
The three firemen SUDDENLY attack Faith, Kirkland and Icon.)
Masterson: Oh my god, the firemen are attacking Faith, Kirk and Icon.
Hittingthem with the extinguished torches, kicking them in the backs.
Murdock: Icon just got DDT'd.
McLure: Kirkland just took a Lethal Injection.
Masterson: The last fireman has Faith up for a piledriver TWIST OF
FAITH!!!!
Murdock: The three are down, the firemen are taking off their helmets
and
masks.
McLure: Oh MY GOD!!!!
Madox: Ya gotta have Faith, huh? Well, Faith, ya gotta wear a helmet
when you
come across me. We are the future of this company and we are the
present, so
stay out of our way or be destroyed.
Anarchy: The rules don't matter anymore, this is the state of
Anarchy.
Kirkland, if you ever walk again, be sure to run and hide when you see
me
coming, or that'll be your ass.
Paranoia: Wake up Icon, oooh, did that hurt you overrated piece of
crap? This
is the beginning of the new era in CWF. We are in charge now, and this
is
your notice. This is the era of DYSFUNCTION.
(Back to the ring announcer)
Spracher: As I was saying .. the winner and NEW WORLD CHAMPION, "HELLRAZOR" KEVIN KIRKLAND!