June 19, 2000
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(The camera fades into a black screen. Out of nowhere, in a CWF logo comes flying in, with flaming letters. It flickers and burns out, as the camera fades to a montage of CWF Wrestlers in matches over the past few weeks. It shows big CWF starts such as Brett Logan, Extreme Icon, ArchBishop Apocalypse, Guerrero Azteca, Night Stalker, and more. It than cuts to a video about certain CWF feuds. First it shows Brett Logan and Guerrero Azteca at Extreme Paradise. It than cuts to the rebirth of The Extreme Outlaws, followed by the Rebirth of the Horsemen on the same night. It than shows Archbishop Apocalypse defeating Guerrero Azteca for the world title, than joining with Azteca and others for the rebirth of Asylum)
(Screen slowly fades from black into black and white images blurred. The images slowly come into focus and Mack McMichaels is seen with his hair slicked back and in a suit and tie. He is dressed like a man from the 50s. “The Banana Boat Song aka Dayo” by Harry Bellefonte is playing in the background. There are dancers in the background wearing Mack 1:23 shirts and they are swing dancing. Mack has a huge grin on his face he struts his stuff in a fifties style microphone.) Mack: Hey all you hip cats and yes you cool cats too. Get into the swing of things with one of these nifty thrifty Mack 1:23 shirts. It says “Mack 1:23 Says I just Macked Your Ass” and is the low low price of $22.50 and that’s a deal when it comes to brand spanking new Mack merchandise. So kick those heels up and join the new era. Daaaaaayyyyyooooo…DDDDDDDDDDDaaaaaayyyyooooo….You say Day you say day you say day. Day light come and Mack’s enemies want to go home! (The screen slowly blurs and the scene ends and goes back to the CWF) Masterson: Welcome back folks. Now before we went on air, like most of you know, we had some matches that were not able to make it on tv. Murdock: Thats right, we had two dark matches before we came on air and he are the results to those matches. Masterson: Our first match was between Deathtone vs Lost Reaper. Lost Reaper had the offensive early, delivering a couple of powerful moves to Deathtone one being a Powerbomb off the top rope. Murdock: Thats right and we all thought that was it but Lost Reaper droped him to close to the ropes and when he went for the cover Deathtone broke it up by grabbing the ropes. Masterson: Deathtone fought his way back from that by spliting Lost Reaper open with a series of chair shots on the outside, then rolling him back in the ring and getting the three count by hitting the Death tole. Murdock: Our next match was Kid Kronic vs Bishop Hell. Kid Kronic started off with a fury of moves in the begining. He domenated Bishop Hell, until Bishop Hell blocked a Huracanrana from the top into a powerbomb trough a table,which was previously setup, on the outside. Masterson: Bishop Hell toke to much time to recover from that move and it gave Kid Kronic enough time to kick out at two. Bishop Hell made some offensive moves, but this night would prove in favor of Kid Kronic as he beat Bishop Hell with Kronically Unstable, in a great match by both men. *Extreme Rules* (White strobe lights flash from the superstructure above the ring and the face of Rob Zombie appears on the CWF-Tron and the crowd erupts in cheers. His eyes are red with "Asylum" printed on them. He says in a gravelly voice "Repent, for the End Is Near." He utters a hoarse laugh and what seems to be blood drips down from the top of the screen over his face. "Asylum" flickers in white gothic lettering over the blood and fades into clouds. A blood red moon rises from the lower left hand corner of the screen to the center and Zombie's laughs fade into the beginning bars of "Superbeast." When the drums of the song come in, a flame wall shoots 20 feet into the air in front of the ring curtain and sustains itself until Archbishop Apocalypse walks through it. The flames go down and Minister Massacre stands by his side. They both reach their arms out straight and hang their heads. A shower of blood rains down on them. They begin to walk to ringside, followed by Desmond Destiny, "The Devil Himself" Michael Torez and "The Insane Luchador" Guerrero Azteca with Maria. The Archbishop steps over the top rope and has a microphone in hand. The crowd gives him a loud mixed reaction. The CWF championship belt is around his waist.) The first thing I would like to do as Championship Wrestling Federation Champion is to congradulate my opponent, Guerrero Azteca. (Turns to Azteca) I called you an amazing flea, and well, as far as insects go, you're the most talented one I've ever seen. (Azteca begins to look angry) No, no, don't get me wrong, we had a heck of a match and I look forward to the rematch. And Maria, you really don't have an Adam's apple (Maria looks as if she is going to accept his apology). I guess it's just a convincing shadow. (She begins to look angry) Look, I'm not here to give compliments all night. I'm here to issue a challenge. You see, "Hollywood" Brett Hogan, you know, that Matt Hardy-lookalike sans feather boa that likes to wrestle for belts only to vacate or burn them and defend them against featherweights. Hogan, I've had about enough of you going around claiming that the Extreme Outlaws are the best thing since the oscillating vibrator you sit on at night. Mack McMichaels is the joke with the endless punchline. Sh*tstreak barely shows up and whoever else is in your Mickey Mouse organization isn't worth wasting my interview time on. And Asylum? Well, you have the current CWF champion, a past CWF World Champion in Guerrero Azteca, the current People's champion Michael Torez and former People's champion Desmond Destiny. So, I propose the following: a stable match. Four of the best wrestlers the CWF has ever seen against four Extreme A*sholes. And believe me, I know you're busy pursuing title after title just so you can say you've held it and attempt to imitate the CWF's greatest champion (points to Massacre) standing next to me. So, allow me to help you to accept my challenge. . . (Archbishop Apocalypse walks over to Jason Logan, who sits in the crowd. He pulls him over the barrier and holds him by the back of his neck. The crowd starts a chant of "We want tables I don't have a match and I don't care, somebody is getting knocked the fu*k out tonight. (The crowd cheers loudly) The Reign of Terror has begun! (Stalker stays out there while the rest of Asylum leaves and the match starts) Murdock: Wow. Okay folks this is set to be a mean match. Both men are set to destroy each other in a match that is going to go down in history as a truly harcore bout. McLure: What the hell are you talking about? All these guys are gonna do is whack each other over the heads a few times with some trashcans and maybe use a broomstick or something. Masterson: I would have to agree with Vanessa this time. I have a feeling this match is going to be yet another washed up no good wanna-be hardcore match. Murdock: Just you wait guys, nightstalker is known for having some pretty hardcore matches in some other federations he was in previous to the CWF. Im telling you that this match is gonna get nasty. McLure & Masterson: sure…. McLure: Anyways, the match appears to be getting underway. Kevin Kirkland appears to be making his way out first. (Kevin Kirkland begins to make his way out to “Hellrazor” by Tupac Shakur with a mixed reaction from the crowd. Kevin is carrying a can of weapons to the ring) Masterson: WAIT! Coming from the back right begin Kevin! It’s….It’s….holy crap! Nightstalker just ran down and cracked a broom stick over the head of Kevin! Shards of wood went flying everywhere! Murdock: Nightstalker is now reaching into the can of weapons Kevin brought out. He just pulled out another broom stick! Nightstalker is now wailing away at the head of Kevin! I have NEVER seen blows like that before in my ENTIRE life! The broomstick just broke over Kevin’s face! Kevin has now been severely busted open! We can visably see the blood seeping out of his forehead to the rampway! How disgusting! McLure: I told you he would resort to using a broomstick Murdock. Oh wait….Nightstalker just pulled out…oooohhhh boy. Nightstalker has a friggin staple gun. OH NO! Stalker just pumped 3 staples into the head of Kevin! WOW! Masterson: Stalker is now moving behind Kevin and OH! Stalker just pumped Kevin’s ass full of staples! Kevin is squirming around in pain! How could Stalker be so vicious! Murdock: Stalker tosses away the staple gun. He looks back towards the entrance way. Uh oh. Nightstalker is getting an evil grin on his face. Stalker is moving back behind the curtain. Stalker comes back out now with a chair. The chair appears to be wrapped in some kind of cloth. I wonde rwhat that is used for? McLure: You spazz! Stalker is gonna light that baby on fire! What did I tell you! Stalker just pulled out a lighter from his coat pocket! The crowd is going nuts! Stalker just lit that chair on fire! Think of all the dastardly things Stalker would do to Kirkland with that chair. Masterson: I think we are about to find out Vanessa. Stalker is approaching Kirkland. Stalker is raising up the chair and BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Stalker just delivered four solid shots to the head of Kevin with that flaming chair! Kevin’s head is smoking! Good grief! Murdock: Stalker just dropped that chair finally. Stalker is now approaching Kevin now. Stalker goes to reach for Kevin but Kevin just nailed Stalker in the gut! How in the hell does Kevin have anything left! Kevin is still landing elbow shots to the sternum of Stalker. Stalker falls to one knee. Good god….Kevin has a delirious smile from ear to ear as that blood seeps down his face. Why? Cause Kirkland just grabbed Stalker and is setting him up for the powerbomb! Goodness no! McLure: Kevin appears to be aiming Stalker towards the edge of the rampway. They are at the top of the ramp folks, if Kevin executes this move Stalker could be finished. There won’t be anything left. Kevin appears to now be ordering a few guys down below the edge of the ramp. We can’t make out what he is saying. It appears that the guys he is yelling at are being ordered to remove something. But what? Masterson: Oh my….those guys just removed a tarp over some sort of mound. Murdock: I’ll tell you what the mound is! It’s a table! A table stacked with what looks like two long desert cactuses, a mound of razorwire and to top that off, there appears to be a large tray of thumbtacks under all that mess! Kevin couldn’t actually be thinking of throwing Stalker into that mess, would he? McLure: Of course he won’t throw him into it. He’s gonna powerbomb him! Kevin has him up and HE DELIVERS! THAT BASTARD JUST SENT STALKER 10 FEET INTO ALL THAT! That was amazing! Masterson: It was NOT amazing Vanessa! Nightstalker could really be hurt! Murdock: I agree! There was no reason for that to happen no reason at all! Stalker upon impact had razorwire, cactus spikes, and thumbtacks delivered into his back and head! Stalker is screaming in pain. What an awful sight. McLure: Kevin is now going back to his trashcan and appears to be emptying out the can. But what? What else could he possibly need to inflict more damage on Stalker? Masterson: I’ll tell you what! A little bit of barbed wire! Kevin is wrapping himself up in it! Why?!?! Kevin is approaching the edge of the ramp now and….and….Kevin jumps off the edge! Kevin just landed a splash onto Stalker causing even more damage to Stalker! Both men are just laying there. Why the hell would Kevin do that! Murdock: Both men are bleeding heavily now. Both men must be in so much pain which leads to exhaustion. If they haven’t started feeling that yet, they will soon. Regardless of that both men are trying to roll out of this pile of sharp objects and human flash. Oh no…. the men are tangled up in the barbed wire and razor wire! Both men are tangled up and they are still going at it! Stalker is headbutting Kevin right in the face! Even more blood is seeping out of the nose of Kevin as well! Good god! Someone break these two up! McLure: Several EMTs and CWF officials are coming out from the back. This is going to get bad if those men can’t be separated soon. The help coming out also have wire cutters. Masterson: The EMTs and officials are desperately trying to cut the barbed wire and razor wire to free both men. (Several minutes go by while they cut the various strands of wire. Soon the men are free of the wire and both roll out of the mess slowly with various objects sticking to their backs) Murdock: Oh my god. Spikes from the cactus, bits of razor and barbed wire and finally thumbtacks are sticking in and out of various places all over these two men. But for what!?!?!?! Both men are desperately trying to get back up to their feet. And they have! How they did it, I don’t know. But they did nonetheless folks! I said in the beginning this match was going to be sick, and so far I am beyond right! This match has gone way too far! McLure: Well you wanted hardcore Murdock, and you sure as hell got it! These men are both back up to their feet and are landing blows! They are slow punches, but blows nonetheless. Ouch! Stalker just booted Kevin right in the nads! Of course that is probably the least of Kevin’s pain right now. Masterson: Kevin is hunched over in pain so it must have been an extra painful hit. Stalker starts delivering hard kicks to Kevin. Stalker isn’t letting Kevin drop that easily though, no way. Stalker grabs Kevin by the hair and heaves him up roughly and OH! Stalker just made that into a beautiful DDT! Both men are on the concrete totally out of it. How much longer can these two go on for? Murdock: Stalker is again the first one up and again roughly pulls Kevin back up to his feet as well. Both men are limping towards a door. Stalker roughly pushes open the door and roughly throws Kevin into a wall right across from the entranceway of the door. As the cameraman gets through the door it appears we are in a hallway of some sorts. McLure: Stalker picks up Kevin once again and starts throwing him left and right against the walls! Each time Kevin slams into one of those white walls a red mess is left. It looks like Kevin is about to collapse because of bloodloss. Masterson: That’s for sure. Stalker appears to be leading Kevin into the concession area? Interesting. Murdock: Stalker is now limping over to a Pizza Hut concession stand. Stalker is demanding a pepsi! The guy behind the counter is saying he doesn’t have any pepsi/ What is that guy nuts?!?!?!?! Get the damn man some damn pepsi! Stalker is now demanding a pepsi but the guy behind the counter is stating he only has coke! Oh man Stalker is fed up now! Stalker drops Kevin and walks behind the counter and fills up a cup with Coke. McLure: Wait a sec. While Stalker fills up that cup full of Coke, Kevin is back up over towards a Pepsi machine. Kevin looks around with a pissed look. Kevin grabs a kid walking by and demands some change from him. What the hell is this?? A women who is definetly over the hill is wacking away at Kevin with…with a purse? What the hell?!!?!? Kevin just grabbed the purse from that old lady and is pulling a change purse? Who the hell carries around a damn change purse anymore?!??!? Masterson: it doesn’t matter cause Kevin is pumping that Pepsi machine full of quarters. It looks like 4 are in. Kevin is trying to get a Pepsi but it won’t work? Why the hell can’t anyone get a DAMN PEPSI IN THIS PLACE! Murdock: No matter cause Stalker is done filling up his beverage of choice is looking around for Kevin on the floor where he left him. Stalker suddenly looks up and sees Kevin across the concession area at the Pepsi machine. Stalker quickly runs towards Kevin who is still furiously trying to get out a can of fresh cool Pepsi to nail Stalker with! Stalker is right behind Kevin now, and OH! Stalker just nailed Kevin right in the face with that Coke! Kevin goes down hard with ice in his eyes. Wait….that Pepsi machine doesn’t take a dollar, it takes a $1.25! Oh those damn cheating Pepsi people! McLure: Stalker picks up the confused Kevin starts nailing his head hard into that Pepsi machine. Stalker now is limping over to a table where coffe stuff is located. Stalker picks up Kevin and executes the LIGHT OF DAWN! Right through the table Kevin went with that brutal finisher by Stalker. Stalker goes for the pin. 1….2….KICKOUT! AMAZING! After all that Kevin managed to kick out! Simply amazing! Stalker looks incredibly frustrated right about now! Masterson: Kevin picks up stalker and is leading him over to the counter of a KFC vendor. Kevin is now leading stalker into the cooking area now. Kevin picks up stalker and heaves him up onto the cooking counter. Kevin painfully crawls up there as well and Kevin is setting up stalker for a….a…….Pedigree! Oh no! Kevin delivers the Pedigree into the counter sink! What a sickening thud by stalker’s head right onto that sink! How disgusting! Kevin literally falls on top of Stalker out of pure exhaustion for the count. Ref: (1…..2…..3) Murdock: Holy cow was that a hardcore match up! That was one of the most amazing things I have EVER seen in my career! Oh man, I don’t see how the remaining matches can top that one! Simply amazing! Stalker and Kirkland stare at each other and nod before leaving. Kirkland wins folks. Let's continue! *Extreme Rules* Masterson: Man, that was a great match and our next one should be just as good. Murdock: Thats right, our next match is going to be a Extreme, Hardcore, fight between Mack McMichaels and Glory. Masterson: We know that both of these men know how to fight Hardcore and Extreme and they will pull out all the stops just to be the winner. Murdock: Well here is Spracher to introduce our next match. Spracher: Our next match is for one fall and has a thirty minute time limit. It is a Extreme, Hardcore match and there are NO DQ's. Weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds and at a height (Shove It (My own summer) by Deftones starts to play and the crowd greets Mack with the same pop. He starts to pose on top of the ramp and then starts to walk down to the ring with Jenna at his side. Mack stops half way to the ring and turns to the back) of six foot five inches....MACK!!! (All of a sudden the entire arena is lit up with a dim red light. Suddenly a bright reddish orange light blasts up to the top of the CWF symbol above the entrance. Suddenly a figure appears You cannot tell what color his clothing is because of the light, but he is wearing a glossy like trenchoat with long hair. He is also wearing jeans with a reflective belt. Finally the figure is wearing a fishnet like shirt from what everyone can see. The figure then speaks) "Mack.....Mack.....Mr. Mack McMichaels. I told you I would be different did I not? I told the CWF that I would be different....did I not? That's what I thought. And now I am showing the world the rediscovery of my extreme conciousness. Oh and Mack, it starts with you and me, in the middle of that ring. So without further delay, let's get to business." (Suddenly the figure lifts up his arms and grabs what looksd like two handle bars. The figure then pushes off the sign with a great shock to the crowd. Eveyrone starts cheering though as the figure rides down a ripcord towards the ring. Suddenly the figure lifts up his feet and slams them into the chest of Mack who was waiting into the ring. The lights go back to normal and we finally see that the figure's trenchcoat is a reddish orange color along with his pants. Howver his shirt is a fishnet like thing that is colored black) Masterson: Mack stands up, and What is Mack doing? Who is he calling out? This macth is a NO DQ match so he might be taking advantage of it and he might be calling for the EO. Murdock: You make a very good point there, and it could be just that. He could be calling out some of his EO friends to help him in this victory. (All of a sudden from the back a dumpster is being pushed out, through the curtain, and it is being pushed by a couple of ref's from the back and they don't look to happy. The Dumpster is full of weapons and as the are pushing it down the ramp it starts to go ahead of them and straight for Mack. The refs stop and smile as the dumpster is now rolling by it's self down the ramp. Mack has no choice but to go into the ring) Masterson: Mack now in the ring but is still looking at the ref's. He turns around and Glory plants that pipe right into Mack's forehead. Mack falls back and hits the mat hard. Murdock: Glory with two,three,four more shots witht that pipe into Mack's stomach and then he goes for the pin. Masterson: This could be it and Glory could end it really quick. Ref: (1................2.............) Murdock: No Mack kicks out and Glory quickly gets back to his feet. He no longer has the pipe it is now on the mat and he picks up Mack. Mack who is still a little dazed from those shots with pipe is now standing. Masterson: Glory not wasting anytime, wips Mack off the ropes. Mack bounces off and right back at Glory. Glory lifts Mack into the air and almost breaks Mack's back with the tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Mack is holding his right side. Murdock: Glory walks over to the trash can and pulls out, what looks to be an orange barbwire Ball bat and waits for Mack to stand up. Mack is up and has his back turned to Glory. Glory starts to charge at Mack with the playstation as Mack turns around, but Mack ducks it and Glory quickly stops and turns. Mack tires for a clothsline but Glory see's that coming as well and ducks that. Masterson: Glory turns quickly and Mack is just starting to turn, Mack turns and before he could do anything Glory smacks him right in the face with the Barbwire Ball Bat. and once again Mack hits the mat hard. Glory goes for the win. Ref: (1..................2.................) Murdock: No, Mack kicks out and is showing us how good his endurence is has he kicks out of another pin. Glory once again wasting no time and he is quickly back to his feet. Mack is no laying on his left side and is slowly getting up. Glory goes to the top rope. Masterson: What is Jenna doing? OH Jenna just pulled the feet out from underneath Glory and he did a split on the top turnbuckle. Mack back to his feet and Jillian is circling the ring tring to get her hands on Jenna. Mack has Glory and Mack climbs onto the second turnbuckle. Mack grabs Glory by his head and jumps backwards, driving Glory's face, face first into the mat with a facebuster. Murdock: Mack now goes for the cover. Ref: (1...............2...............) Masterson: The count is broken up, Jillian just rolled into the ring and pushed Mack off of Glory. Jenna has no gotten into the ring and the two women are screaming at each other. Jenna and Jillian both charge at each other and tackle each other to the floor. They are rolling around for positioning and Glory and Mack pull them apart. Murdock: Glory and Mack pull their women off of each other and both women return to the outside. Mack seeing an opportunity, picks up a wooden crutch and swings it for Glory's head. Mack connects with a vicious head shot the splinters the crutch and sends Glory to the mat. Masterson: Mack not going for the cover, but instead for a weapon. he is walking over to his Dumpster and reaches in. Has he is doing this Glory is up to his feet and has Mack turns around with a baseball bat in hand, he gets sent over the top rope and into his dumpster with a superkick by Glory. Glory pulls out a staple gun from his pocket, and staples Mack right in the head. My God! Glory then goes to the top rope again, and as Mack is still in the dumpster, Glory fly's off and hits Mack with a splash into the dumpster. Murdock: Both men are out and there is no movement from the dumpster. All of a sudden Glorys hand is seen reaching out from the dumpster and the his whole body fall to the outside and out of the dumpster. Shortly after follows mack, but mack has what looks to be a fork and is waiting for Glory to make his move. Masterson: Glory goes outside and gets an Orange Ladder from underneath the Ring. He places it on the inside of the ring, and when Mack leaps off the top ropes, glory catches him and powerslams him off the ladder and to the mat. Glory and Mack roll out of the ring. Glory is lying on his back on the outside of the ring. Murdock: That took a lot out of both, but seemingly more out of glory. Mack rolls into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off and connects with a Senton Bomb from the top to the outside and goes for the cover. Ref: (1................2..................3) Masterson: Mack won it with a great move off the top and both men aren't moving. Glory is holding his stomach and side and Mack is holding his side and back. It did the same amount of damage on Mack then it did on Glory, but mack get's the win in a great, hard fought match. Spracher: Your winner at fourteen minutes and fifty-seven seconds, he is MACK!!!!! Masterson: Wait a minute, Mack isn't done. He just pulled out a.. what is that? McLure: IT'S A HOCKEY STICK. HE'S BANKING ON HIS PROMISE!! Masterson: Mack in the ring.. and... NO!!!! HOCKEY STICK TO THE CROTCH OF GLORY!!! Glory is out and down for good folks. Mack is leaving and he is laughing. My god, that hurts just watching! Murdock: I know.. Well, that was a great match... but it's on to our next one. Chasm will take on the International Champion, Billy Bob... where we hear a big announcement will be made before hand. *International title match* Murdock: The next match is for the international title between the champion Billy Bob and the challenger Chasm. ("Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica starts up as a green light forms at the ring entrance and in the ring. As the music speeds up a bit, a green pyro goes off at the rampway as sparks are sent off into the air. As this happens, Chasm walks out onto the rampway, with his manager, "Tobasco" behind him. As Chasm slowly walks to the ring, his mexican manager walks right behind him, looking around aimlesly as if he doesn't know where he is. Chasm get's to the ring and slides in, staying on his stomach like christian used to do. He jumps up and climbs one of the turnbuckles. As he does, the other 3 turnbuckles spew out green sparks as a red glow forms in the ring. Finally the lights come back on, and Chasm hops down from the turnbuckle) Masterson: And now its time for the champion to enter. (Billy Bob's music plays as he walks down to the ring and slides in) McLure: These two guys seem like complete opposites of each other so this will be a great title match. ("Southtown" by P.O.D. plays as Magnus Pelf walks out with a mic in one hand, and a title in the other. After the sea of boos, Magnus speaks) Magnus Pelf: Well, it seems that every time I have to come out here and make an announcement, it has something to do with a member of the Extreme Outlaws. How Ironic. Well, lucky for you chasm, this isn't bad. I am here to take that International title. Before you to come at me, just listen up. Referee... please bring me the International title. (The referee walks up and hands Magnus the Pelf. He starts to walk off when Pelf taps him and hands him a different title. The ref walks down and Magnus speaks) Magnus Pelf: You see, the CWF has decided that the International title is the biggest joke of a title ever. SO, It is my pleasure to announce, that the the winner of this match, will be the FIRST EVER CWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! Good luck boys. (Southtown plays again as Magnus Walks out laughing. The camera moves to the ring, for the first ever CW Title match) Murdock: Chasm doesn't even let Billy Bob get ready and starts nailing him with hard left and rights to the face. Masterson: Chasm quickly throws Billy Boy into the turnbuckle and hits him with a flying elbow that sends Billy Bob down. McLure: Now Chasm plants him with a knee to the face, this is a good start for the challenger. Masterson: Chasm kicks Billy Bob onto his stomach, and climbs the turnbuckle. Chasm makes a little signal, and leaps and lands his pattoned Flaming Cross Press. An excellent 450 splash. Murdock: Great move! Chasm gives the fans a confident look. I know who he thinks the winner of this match will be. Masterson: Billy Bob just became the International Champion so I think he's not quite ready to give the belt up yet. McLure: Gee, ya think? Anyway, Chasm picks up Billy Bob, and gives him one hell of a Crossfire DDT, his version of the evenflow. Billy Bob is down on the mat. Chasm continues to stay in control. Murdock: Chasm back up to the top rope. He jumps, and lands the Twisted Fate... a twisting Swanton Bomb. Cover by Chasm. Ref: (1.......2.......) Masterson: That was close for the first pin of the match. Chasm goes to lift Billy Bob up but Billy Bob catches him with punches to the stomach and finally takes him down with a clothesline. McLure: Both men are slow getting to their feet but Billy Bob is up first and catches Chasm with a fireman's carry. Murdock: Billy Bob seems to be regaining his strength back as he delievers a nice drop kick on Chasm which sends him through the ropes and outside on the mat. Masterson: The champ goes out to meet Chasm. He gets ready to throw him into the ring steps but Chasm reverses it and sends Billy Bob fliping over them. McLure: Chasm body slams him on to the chairs!! Billy Bob is trying to scream but I think that took the breath out of him. Murdock: Chasm throws an almost dead body of Billy Bob back into the ring. Chasm is going to the top rope. He just landed a split-legged moonsault. Masterson: I think that hurt Chasm a little bit to, but he slowly covers... Ref: (1.....2....) McLure: Chasm stands up and is now looking all over the arena, now he's got Billy Bob up. Murdock: The Sinful Plague!!! Billy Bob is done!!! but Chasm doesn't make the cover. Masterson: And I know why. Chasm on the top rope, I think this will be it. He leaps.... FALL FROM GRACE!!!! Excellent Shooting Star press. Cover by Chasm. Ref: (1......2.......3) McLure: Chasm wins!! We have our first ever, Cruiserweight Champion folks. How ironic that it is Chasm, the man who "Claims" he is a better cruiserweight than Guerrero Azteca. Can't wait to see what Azteca thinks of this. On to our next math folks. *Tag Team Title Match* (The camera quickly cuts to the back of the arena, where Brett Logan is walking back to his dressing room to make his final preperations. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, Kevin Kirkland attacks brett from behind. He picks him up, and nails a hard powerbomb on him onto the hard floor. He kicks Logan a few more times. He picks up brett's head, and whispers in his ear) Kevin Kirkland: Logan... this is just the beginning. After tonite, the CWF Will never be the same concerning you and me. HAHA.. I can't wait. (Kirkland kicks brett one more time as brett coughs up a little blood. Kirkland walks off as the camera cuts back to the ring) Spracher: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's now time for the CWF Tag Team Title match. First, coming down the isle, members of the Extreme Outlaws, the Heavy Metal Champion Blackjack, and Rick Faith, they are the Lethal Alliance! (The Lethal Alliances music plays over the PA. They come out to a mixture of cheers and boo's, Blackjack is wearing the Heavy Metal strap around his waist. They enter the ring) Spracher: And their opponents, members of the Horsemen, they are the former CWF Tag Team Champion and Heavy Metal Champion, the Extreme Icon and the former two time CWF Peoples and CWF World Champion, Livewire Ken Sparks. ("No leaf Clover" by Metallica plays as Icon and Livewire come out to HUGE pops from the crowd. They roll into the ring. Icon sits in the corner and Livewire does some karate kicks.) (The bell rings) Murdock: Fans this match will finally decide the CWF Tag Team Champions. The CWF Tag belts have had a history that is harder to record then Bill Clintons relationships. Masterson: Ha ha. The CWF Tag belts were fimrly entrenched in glory when the Gravediggers had their multiple tag team title reigns that lasted months at a time. McLure: Yeah, then a few months went by and the whole crap started with Brett Logan/JV/Cyclone. That really screwed up the Tag Titles, especially considering no one cared for JV or Cyclone at the time. Murdock: I also recall Minister Massacre and Livewire had a tag team title run that was marred in controversy but not because of them. Masterson: Nothing happening in the match yet, the early on feeling out process. Icon and Blackjack trade hold for hold. Murdock: Icon had a hammer lock, then took it into a wrist lock, but Blackjack counted it. McLure: This looks like the amatuer hour. Masterson: Blackjack kicks Icon in the stomach, follows it up with a knee lift! Murdock: Blackjack taunts Livewire but Icon gives Blackjack a bulldog and then tags in Livewire. Masterson: This is Livewires FIRST match back since his horrific injury. I wonder how rusty he is. Murdock: Blackjack gives Livewire a right hand, followed up with a scoop slam. Masterson: Livewire is up and gives BJ a roundhouse kick followed up with a snap suplex! Murdock: Livewire showing no signs of rust yet. McLure: Just wait, the goody two shoes will not last. Murdock: BJ is up and Livewire hits a drop kick on target. Masterson: BJ goes to tag in Faith and Livewire tags in the Icon! Murdock: Faith and Icon hook up. Masterson: Icon gives Faith a jaw breaker and then follows it up with a power slam! Murdock: Faith is up and Icon tags in Livewire, both men give Faith a double clothesline. Masterson: Livewire gives Faith a spike piledriver and then throws Faith over to Blackjack, now BJ is in the match again. Murdock: BJ gives Livewire a samoan drop. Masterson: BJ picks up Livewire and puts him on his shoulders, BJ gives Livewire the DDT drop! Murdock: BJ places Livewire in the corner. Masterson: BJ runs towards Livewire but Livewire moves! Murdock: He hits the superkick on Blackjack, BJ goes down. McLure: Wait a minute, the ref isn't watching, Faith just ran in and hit livewire, but Icon jumps in and they tangle. Icon throws faith outside and follows. Masterson: Livewire up, and he throws blackjack into the corner. Icon just slid a chair in, and he sets it up near the turnbuckle. Murdock: He sets up blackjack on the turnbuckle, and climbs to the second rope. He's about to leap, but NO!!! McLure: Somehow, Faith knocked out Icon, and hit Livewire in the back of the head with that chair, sending him back first on that other chair. Masterson: Blackjack up and faith in the ring as well. Icon is out cold on the outside, while faith set's up livewire on the turnbuckle. Murdock: Faith lifts up Livewire in the air, and NO!!!! Blackjack caught him, and nailed a Diamond Cutter on livewire, ON THAT CHAIR!! The ref has no idea, pin by Blackjack. Ref: (1.....2.....3) Masterson: WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! Loudmouth: YOUR WINNERS, AND NEW... CWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.... THE LETHAL ALLIANCE: BLACKJACK AND RICK FAITH!!! McLure: Damn, The Extreme Outlaws are 3 for 3 tonite, 2 of them for titles. If Brett Logan wins his next match, the Extreme Outlaws could have all the titles BUT the World title. We'll be right back folks. *Barbwire Asylum Match for Peoples Title* Mclure- Holy crap its time for the main event! Masterson-Hell yeah! Murdock-Peoples title on the line here in guess what? An Asylum match Mclure- Ah my favorite I love seeing people bleed Masterson- Freak Ring Announcer- Now coming to the ring, the challenger, standing 6'6 And wieghing in at 236 he is Brett Logan!! Murdock- Now this Brett Logan is one magnificant wrestler. Hes won every belt nearly twice! Masterson- One of those belts is the Peoples title and that's what hes fighting for now. Ring Announcer- Now coming to the ring the People Champion, The Devil Himself Michael Torez!!! Mclure- Alright both men enter the ring now Murdock- Its an Asylum you idiot Masterson- A circular cage ("Southtown" by P.O.D. plays as Magnus Pelf walks out to another sea of boos. He has a mic in his hand, and he speaks) Magnus Pelf: Well, I've had to come out here a second time. Lucky me. Brett, I am here to inform you of something. All week, everyone but you and Torez knew that there would be a guest referee. His name is.. KEVIN KIRKLAND!!! Masterson: OH MY GOD!!! Kevin Kirkland is the special guest referee, Brett Logan could be in trouble here folks. (The Bell rings) Mclure-Well were off Murdock- Both men lock up Masterson- Torez hooks Logan up in a crushing headbutt Mclure- Loagn gets right out and hes hitting a few right Murdock- But Torez blocks and and comes back with a series of kicks to the stomach. Masterson-Oh those have to hurt Mclure- Logans on the ground favoring his ribs and Kirkland and Torez are just laughing. Murdock- Torez coming back for an elbow drop Masterson- Logan gets out of the way, Torez misses Mclure- Logan back on his feet. He lifts up Torez…. Murdock- He hooks him and goes for nails a snap suplex… Masterson- And another one… Mclure- And a third! Pin attempt by Brett. Kirkland: (1................2..................) Murdock- Long count by Kirkland, and Brett seems mad. Logan picks up Torez by the head and hits him with his knees Masterson- Logan is gonna bash Torez' into the barb wire of the Asylum… Mclure- No Torez stops himself and he grabs Logan Murdock- Logan right in to the barb wire Masterson- Still no blood from the former World Champ. Murdock: Whoa, look who's down here. Desmond Destiny has walked down to ringside to watch this match. Mclure- Torez now with the advantage hits a brainbuster Murdock- Picks Logan back up, and now Torez going for a cradle piledriver Masterson- Brett Logan fighting back, Torez can't lift Brett. Mclure- And a back body drop by Logan. Murdock- But it didn't effect Torez 'cause hes back to his feet. Masterson- Oh that dropkick from Torez just sent Logan flying into the side of the Asylum. Mclure- Logan wabbles back and Torez connects with a super kick to Brett's chin. Murdock- Torez hooks Logan in an elevated Boston crab Masterson- He keeps applying more pressure Mclure- Yes, Logan powers out and that send Torez into the cage this time. Murdock- Logan staggers to his feet. Masterson- Torez charges at with a clothesline Mclure- Logan ducks and hits a with a powerslam Murdock- Brett to one knee….snaps a headlock on Torez Masterson- The match is starting to slow down Mclure- No its not! Torez is getting to his feet Murdock- Torez with an atomic drop Masterson- Logan turns around and is met with a… Mclure- Big ass clothesline! Murdock-That almost took Logan head off. Pin attempt by Torez. Kirkland: (1....2....) Masterson- Damn Kirkland. Short count by Kirkland, but somehow Brett still gets up. Torez is on top of pounding away with lefts hands. Mclure- Logan flips over and turns the tables. Masterson: Man, another person down here. Kid Kronic has come down to watch this match, along with destiny. Murdock- Logan picks up Torez again Masterson- Logan hits a Crucifix Perfect Bomb!!! Mclure- That could be all Kirkland: (1…..........2…...........) Murdock- No Torez kicks out Masterson- Torez is fading I don't know how long the Peoples champ can last. Mclure- Logan being the smart wrestler he is, knows that Torez is getting tired Murdock- Hes going right after Torez not even letting Torez breath Masterson- Brett nails a hard jawbraker… NO! Torez countered it into his finisher. He's laying down still, and where is Kirkland going!? McLure: He's outside the ring, and he's getting a chair. He's in the ring, and he's telling Torez to pick up Logan. Murdock: Torez has Logan up, and he's holding him. Kirkland has that chair in hand, and he's going to swing. Kirkland swings, BUT NO!!! Brett moved out of the way, and Kirkland nailed Torez right smack dab in the head. Did he do that on purpose!? Masterson: Kirkland is helping up torez, and telling him it was an accident. Torez nods his head, and gets up. Kirkland turns around for a second, but he whips around and NO!!! KIRKLAND NAILED TOREZ IN THE HEAD AGAIN!!! McLure: Kirkland just nailed Torez!! He's taking off his shirt, NO!! He's wearing an Extreme Outlaw t-shirt. This was all planned by these guys, I can't believe this. Murdock: Destiny is jumping in the ring, but Kronic jumps in too. He heads off Destiny before he's even in. He pushes him out, and jumps up on the turnbuckle... LEG DROP ON DESTINY!! Kid Kronic just helped out EO... and NO! Kronic takes off his shirt and reveals an Extreme Outlaw shirt underneath. This is terrible! Masterson: Brett is up, and is smiling. He hugs Kirkland, and does the same to Kronic, and than picks up Torez. He kicks him in the gut, and places him in position. Murdock- It's the Test of Fate!! Mclure- That's a Jacknife Powerbomb, from a Gutwrench powerbomb setup. That's Logans setup to… Masterson- Yes Now Logan connects with the Drop of Perfection!!!! Murdock- His signature move!!! This is wrong!!! Mclure- Its all over, Logan gives a wicked smile at Kirkland and Kronic and points to Torez… Masterson- Oh my god!! It's the Drop of Perfection AGAIN!! Kirkland and Kronic helped to give it that extra drop too. Murdock- Kirkland down, Now here comes the pin... Come on Asylum, come out here already, this can't happen! McLure: Matt, ya know that Asylum is the group of bad guys. Kevin Kirkland: (1….2.…3) Murdock- I know I know, but Its over its over!!! NO! Masterson- HAHA! Theres a new "Devil" in town!! Mclure- And a new Peoples champion!! Murdock: And here comes the rest of the group. All 8 men are here. The Tag Team Champions Blackjack and Rick Faith, Mack McMichaels, Black Streak, The Cruiserweight Champion Chasm, The new guys on the block, Kevin Kirkland and Kid Kronic.. and the New CWF Peoples Champion for the second time! Brett Logan! Their all here! Masterson: LOOK AT THE ENTRY RAMP!!! Apocalypse has come out here, but he is immediately attacked by Prodigy, Scott Towers, and um.. The Lost Reaper!? McLure: They are taking out Apocalypse, and Prodigy has the mic. Prodigy: Folks, you have witnessed a new age. The only group that could ever be worth a shit in the CWF. THE RULEBREAKERS!!!!! McLure: Who? Masterson: That's what Im saying! Murdock: Come on you guys, the Rulebreakers. Prodigy and Draven's stable from the last time they were here. Mclure: Um.. ok. Masterson: The Rulebreakers continue, but they have no idea that Brett Logan and the Extreme Outlaws are making their way up. Murdock: The other 7 outlaws start to take out the Lost Reaper and Towers, they are no match. Prodigy turns around, and Brett grabs him by the throat. McLure: Brett lifts him up, and puts him in a tombstone position.. yes! Murdock: DROP OF PERFECTION ON THE STEEL RAMP!!!! Brett has gotten Prodigy again. If he wasn't taken out earlier, he is now. Masterson: Brett walking over to Apocalypse, he's whispering in his ear. What did brett just say to Apocaylpse!!! Masterson: They are all in one big group, with a total of 5 titles around 5 waists. Only one eludes them, and I just got word that next week... Brett Logan will take on Archbishop Apocalypse and Prodigy for the World title. McLure: The Extreme Outlaws are in control folks, and we are out of time, goodnight. (The camera fades out of the arena, and to black) Special Thanks To: All the writers who helped with this card. Those being the Extreme Icon, "Livewire" Ken Sparks, Glory, Deathtone, and Rick Faith. I would also like everyone to know, that an unexpected death of has occured in Ed's life. One of Ed's dearest and personal friends died recently, of what we do not know. Ed will out of the CWF for at least a week. Our Condolences go out to Ed and the family and friends of the deceased. I myself would like to aplogize once again to ed for any more pain I may have caused him afterwards. Thank you. Now, a Schedule will go up soon after this, so be looking for it. Peace. |