June 12, 2000
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Last week, in
the Championship Wrestling Federation... Extreme Paradise, San
Diego, California ...Azteca Guerrero defeated Brett Logan to retain
his CWF World Title, in a match which featured this week's
challenger, Apocalypse, as special guest referee. It was one of the
greatest matches in CWF history... Glory and "The Devil
Himself" Michael Torez battled in a match to determine the CWF
People's Title ... neither man triumphed over the other... setting up
a cage match to determine the People's Champion The Extreme Icon, in the
first of two matches he would wrestle, defeated Mack McMichaels in a
match held over a shark tank, to defend his Heavy Metal title .. but
after the match .. Icon and his World Tag Team Champion partner Niko
Rage were brutally attacked by The Mystery Man .. Niko Rage sustained
severe head trauma and was helicoptered to Scripps-Memorial Hospital
... he is still unconcious, one week later ... Then, Icon came back to
defend the tag titles, with Travis Titan, against Dr Greenthumbs,
Blackjack and Rick Faith ... Icon and T2 were attacked by their
opponents, T2's supposed DTA compatriot, Mack McMichaels, Blackstreak
and the Mystery Man. As the attack continued
Brett Logan walked down the ramp, no doubt, to join in the beatings
of the two men .. then it was revealed .. T2 was a fake, not the man
he was supposed to be under the makeup .. The Prodigy attacked Brett
Logan from behind and piledrove him into a rampside dumpster, then
escaped. Then, finally, after all
the matches were said and done ... Brett Logan revealed the Mystery
Man to be Chasm and the return of the stable known as The Extreme
Outlaws .. EO, and the promise that they would rule CWF .. but wait
... Livewire Ken Sparks ...
almost crippled a few months ago .. returned, with new friends Glory
and the afforementioned Extreme Icon, to challenge EO together ...
announcing the return of another of CWF's historic stables ... The
Horsemen. This week ...
Guerrero Azteca vs Apocalypse
World Championship Match
Glory vs Michael Torez
People's Title match, in a cage
Extreme Icon vs Blackjack
Heavy Metal Hardcore Title Match
Mack McMichaels vs The Chosen One
International Title Match
Nightstalker vs The Lost Reaper
Casket Match
DeathTone vs CoN
Singles Match
Hellrazor Kevin Kirkland vs Archangel
Singles Match
Now .. be ready to ......... Get Slammed in the Danger Zone! Murdock: Welcome everybody, to Cincy, Ohio and the CWF Arena .. as
you saw at the top of the hour .. Extreme Paradise was an Extreme
success .. and oh boy .. this crowd ... (The crowd is shown, thousands of people
whooping and hollering, holding up signs ... "Carl and Don, please
come back from the John" "Hell is Here" "Livewire Sparks my fire" "EO
has B.O" "My Chasm is open to Chasm" "Beware the Blood Red Moon" "My
other ride is your mom") (Bishop Hell steps onto the ramp and starts
down it. Behind him are four robed men, two dragging a wooden cross
and the others dragging Apocalypse. The crowd gasps) Masterson: What the hell is going on here ..
the number one contender is knocked out .. and ... (Apocalypse is strapped to the cross and
hoisted above the ring .. it bursts into flames, with Apocalypse on
it. The crowd screams) McLure: My goodness .. they are burning
Apocalypse alive! (The cross is lowered and the fire goes out,
leaving Apocalypse's clothes burned to black. The cross and
Apocalypse are dragged up the ramp) Murdock: What about the main event?
Archangel vs "Hellrazor" Kevin Kirkland
Murdock: A few months ago, Kirland was one of the hottest commodities in CWF .. then he lost to Travis Titan and disappeared, this is his first match back. Masterson: Archangel is already in the ring waiting for his opponent. ****Hellrazor by Tupac Shakur begins to play as Kevin Kirkland slowly walks to the ring.****** McLure: Kirkland looks confident, but so does Archangel, this should be a great match. Murdock: Archangel starts the match with repeated punches to the face of Kirkland, this is a good start for Archangel. Masterson: Archangel follows up the punches with a nice body slam and now he is stomping away on Kirkland. McLure: Archangel lifts Kirkland up and whips him into the turnbuckleNow he's nailing him with more punches and stomps and Kirkland can't do anything about it. Murdock: The ref is finally forcing Archangel away from KirklandKirkland can barely get to his feet. Masterson: The ref lets the fight continue, but Archangel is picking up where he left offHe lust took Kirkland down with a nice drop kick. McLure: Archangel is going to the top rope now and he's ready to jump! Murdock: He goes for an elbow drop but Kirkland moved at the last minute!! Both men are down! Masterson: Both men are getting up at about the same timeArchangel goes for a right hand but Kirkland blocks and it and hits him with a kick to the gut followed by a nice ddt!! McLure: Kirkland now has Archangel in a nice head lock and Archangel looks like he's in a lot of painIt looks like he can barely move. Murdock: Archangel is somewhow managing to get to his feet and now he's got him up and takes him down with a killer atomic drop!! Masterson: Archangel is getting up and lifts Kirkland up by his hair and tosses him out of the ring and Kirkland lands hard! McLure: Archangel is going out of the ring to meet his opponentWait, he stops on the ring aprong, jumps, and hits Kirkland with a double axe handle, sending Kirkland into the railing. Murdock: Archangel has Kirkland, up and is ready to send his face into the railing but Kirkland sticks his hand out and reverses itArchangel's face met the railing instead!! Masterson: The fans are really starting to get into this match as Archangel and Kirkland continue to battle it out outside the ring!! McLure: Archangel whips Kirkland back into the railing again! Kirkland looks to be in a lot of pain! McLure: The fans keep getting louder and louder and the match gets more violent, thats always good! Murdock: It sure is!! There is nothing wrong with violence, especially when CWF delievers it! Masterson: I gotta agree with you guys on that one! Archangel is continuing his punishment on Kirkland, he just threw him into the ring steps and Kirkland is grabbing his shoulder. McLure: You better agree with me! Archangel throws Kirkland back into the ring and now Archangel is back into the ring as well. Murdock: Archangel throws Kirkland into the ropes but Kirkland hits him with a spear and takes Archangel down!! Masterson: Kirkland looks like he's getting some of his strength back and now has control of the match. McLure: Kirkland sends Archangel down again with a short arm clothes lineThe Hellrazor is looking impressive. Murdock: Kirkland sends Archangel to the ropes and catches him with a samoan dropHe covers... 1...2..kickout by Archangel... Masterson: That was pretty close, Archangel better watch it or he might lose the match. McLure: Kirkland lifts and Archangel up and is sending him to the ropes for a second time. Murdock: OHH! They catch each other with a double clothesline, it looked like they both took each other's heads off Masterson: Both men are down! McLure: They are both struggling to stand up ... they are both up!!!!! Murdock: Wait, Archangel just rolled out of the ring .. he's retiring to the dressing room. Masterson: ... the ref has reached ten in his count. Spracher: The winner of this match ..Hellrazor!!!!! McLure: Good Luck with everything Archangel, we'll miss you. Murdock: What the???? [The camera slowly fades into an almost packed CWF Arena for Danger Zone. All of a sudden the lights go out as the crowd starts to "Oooh" and "Ahhh". A Neon Green light flashes across the arena a few times as "Ironman" by Black Sabbath plays. The crowd gets even more anxious, with this being new music in the CWF. After a few seconds, Brett Logan walks out to a mixture of Cheers and boos. Following about 10 or 11 feet behind him, are the other 5 members of the Extreme outlaws: Mack McMichaels, Chasm, Black Streak, Blackjack and Rick Faith] [The 5 men are all dressed in their usual street clothes attire. Brett is wearing his usual black leather trenchcoat with an orange extreme outlaw t-shirt underneath, and somewhat baggy black jeans with the usual black leather boots. Brett Logan stands center ramp looking straight forward. The song starts to speed up, and brett thrust his left arm out and a huge orange pyro explosion goes off. After a short, 1 second pause, he thrust's his right arm up with the same conclusion. He than pauses again, and thrusts his hands upwards with again the same orange explosion. He than hesitates for 2 or 3 seconds, then throws his hand up in the air like a forward punch and an even bigger Orange pyro explosion goes off as the 6 men make their way to the ring] [With Brett still about 10 or so feet ahead, he slides in the ring and walks over to the other side to get a mic. The other 5 all follow him in, and stand center ring all looking in a different direction as Brett walks around the ring. The 5 split from the middle of the ring, all heading in different directions. Blackjack walks to a turnbuckle and climbs it, as rick faith does the same in the opposite corner. Mack goes to the actual ropes and puts one foot on the bottom rope and one on the ground. Black Streak does the same at the adjacent ropes. Chasm sits in the center of the ring with his legs crossed and Brett stands over him. He puts the mic to his mouth and starts to talk but than gives an evil grin as most of the arena echoes loud booing. Finally, he speaks] Brett Logan:Welcome CWF... Welcome to the Beginning of the End. Last week, you saw the Extreme Outlaws reform, and destroy a few dreams in it's process. Unlike the original Extreme Outlaws, we aren't a bunch of pussies. I will be the first to admitt that EO and myself were a bunch of pussies. We ran around getting revenge after we got our asses kicked and embarrassed. Well, not this time. We are going to do the ass kicking and getting Revenge. I was told when I got back from my vacation that I went on sunday night and came back thursday, that I had been suspended for this week. I was told that I could not cut any promo's and I was not going to be in action... which I knew already. And for what reason? Because I burnt the CWF titles known as the World and Peoples title. Something that was done... what... 3 weeks ago now? What's your fucking problem CWF? Your 3 weeks behind in doing something that shouldn't be done in the first place. At least you could have done it right, but you wait until Im on vacation. Your a bunch of pussies CWF, and you have proven it. [Brett pulls the microphone from his mouth and hands it to Chasm who is sitting underneath him. He looks all evil as he grins at the crowd. He finally brings the camera to his face and speaks] Chasm: Haha... CWF, Brett made many good points there. This is indeed the Beginning of the End, but for who? Well, if you look around this ring, you will know that each and everyone of these men has a specific man they are fueding with at the moment. Brett has "Livewire" Ken Sparks. Mack has The Extreme Icon and The Chosen One. Blackjack and Rick Faith are both against the former tag team champions and Black Streak is against Livewire as well. That leaves me out in the cold. Who am I here to destroy? When my name is mentioned, who is it the beginning of the end for? Well, that is a questioned that will be answered quite soon, in fact, tonite you will all see what I have in store. I came back to fuck things up, but one man is in my sights, and he will know who he is after monday, because I will leave a huge mark on his disgraceful ass. [Chasm hands the mic back to brett... and he speaks] Brett Logan: Tonite CWF.. you will all bow down to our power, and I assure you shit will hit the fan. Good luck... Pray to your god that WE do not send you to hell. (FTB)
CoN vs DeathTone Murdock: Before we went on air we had a couple of matches that,because of time, we were not able to show. Masterson: Thats right and the first of these matches were Con vs Deathtone. (Highlights of the match are shown on screen) Murdock: Deathtone had the advantage in the begining doing some pretty impressive stuff. He even showed us that he knew some high flying moves by taking Con out on the outside with a ASAI moonsault. Masterson: But even after that Con was still able to gain the offenseive putting Deathtone through a table on the outside with an elbow drop from the top rope. Murdock: It didn't stop there though, and the two men battled in side the ring for a while but in the end it was Deathtone taking the win!
The Lost Reaper vs Nightstalker Casket Match Murdock: Well folks, our next bout of the night will be between two of the CWF's darkest individuals competing in perhaps one of the most morbid matches ever. The casket match. McLure: It ain't morbid you spazz, it is a ridiculous with one big brute slams another big brute into a damn box! Oh hell just get on with the damn match! (Eric and Matt look at each other and shakes their heads) Masterson: ANYWAY, let's get on with the action. Nightstalker is in the ring now with Lost Reaper on the outside. Reaper is trying to find a way in but Stalker isn't letting him in. Murdock: After a few minutes of circling the ring trying to find a way in, Reaper finally in frustration jumps up onto the casket getting ready to jump in. WHOA! Stalker just flew off the ropes into a splash right onto Reaper who was on top of the casket! Both men are on the outside now! What a suicide like move there! McLure: Stalker is the first one up now. Stalker goes to work on the head of Reaper with hard rights. Reaper is going limp now, what an onslaught by Stalker in the beginnings of this match! Masterson: Stalker now has Reaper's head in his armpit. OH! Brutal DDT right onto that casket! Im surprised Reaper wasn't opened up from that hit. Murdock: Stalker now tosses Reaper back into the ring. Once Reaper is back in Stalker getd back in double time. Stalker in a flash is up on the top rope. And another splash! Reaper's insides must be mush right now! McLure: Stalker is now back up with some follow up kicks to Reaper's gut for good measure. Stalker now has Reaper back up and immediately sends him into the ropes. On Reaper's return Stalker lands a power clothesline that just about decapitates Reaper! Masterson: Stalker now has Reaper back up and looks to be going for a piledriver. WaitÉ.Reaper just backdropped Stalker over the top rope and onto the casket! Talk about a mean bump! Murdock: Reaper is now painfully getting up to the top rope and is raising his hands. OH MY GOSH! Reaper just performed a moonsault right onto Stalker who was laid out on the casket! McLure: Both men are just laying there in what looks like extreme amounts of pain. Both men manage to pull themselves up and start punching each other. Each man landing a punch back and forth left and right. Come on folks let's get some action going here! Masterson: Stalker just gauged the eye of Reaper! Reaper is backing up in pain. Stalker approaches Reaper and delivers a mighty boot. Reaper is now hunched over. Stalker now has Reaper in a pump handle splan and executes! HOLY CRAP!!!! Reaper was just pump handle slammed right onto the guardrail. Reaper is in the middle of the fans holding his upper back. That was a vicious and disturbing drop. Murdock: Stalker is now over the guardrail and is hiking Reaper back to his feet. Reaper looks to be in an awful lot of pain. Stalker just tossed Reaper back over the guardrail like a limp puppet. Stalker is back over as well and just tossed Reaper back into the ring. Stalker picks up Reaper and delivers a vicious backbreaker. Reaper tumbles to the mat broken and battered. McLure: Stalker picks up Reaper and nails him with another hard hitting DDT. Stalker is now dragging the hurt Reaper over to the ropes right in front of the casket. Oh geesÉStalker is stringing Reaper up in the ropes. Stalker is moving back now and is taking a running start. He goes for the drop kick but Reaper manages to get out and quickly moves out of the way! Stalker goes right through the ropes and lands backside first right onto the casket! Masterson: OH MY! Stalker's impact cracked the lid of the casket! Reaper is back up now. Murdock: Reaper is painfully also taking a running start off of the far ropes and executes a splash. WHOA! Stalker just caught Reaper in mid air! McLure: Stalker is making the sign for his signature move. OH! VAMPIRE'S SPIKE!!! VAMPIRE'S SPIKE!!!! That impact just sent Reaper head first through the top of that casket! How sick is that! Masterson: Stalker is out of the casket now. Stalker just slammed what was left of that lid onto Reaper to end the first match of the night! What a suicidal match! (Nightstalker stops to catch his breath, hands on knees) Murdock: Wait, at the top of the ramp, running down .. it's Michael Torez, followed by Desmond Destiny .. Torez clotheslined Nightstalker .. Destiny just tipped over the casket, he's got Reaper by the neck he's cutting his forehead with a large claw. Masterson: Nightstalker and Reaper are both exhausted already .. they have no way to defend themselves .. Torez is stomping Stalker .. here comes Destiny, he's putting the boots to Stalker. McLure: Nightstalker has had bad blood with these two before .. and why the attack on Lost Reaper .. wait ... (Destiny grabs the mic) Destiny: Oh Reaper ... you was just in the wrong place at the wrong time .. but .. F*CK DTA anyway. And dead man .. Night Rider ... that is for you attack on me so many long times ago .. I am back, and you gonna pay for that week after week after week. (Torez spits at Nightstalker and turns to leave .. Destiny Murdock: Oh my god .. Desmond destiny is back .. he was suspended by former head exec Jay a long time ago.
Rick Faith vs Bishop Hell Livewire vs Blackstreak
Mack McMichaels(C) vs Billy Bob (formerly The Chosen One) International Title Match (Match joined in progress ....) Summers: ... and out of nowhere .. Blackstreak trips Billy Bob into Mack. Thompson: Oh man, Mack with a DDT on Billy Bob. Summers: Billy Bob is down and Mack hooks on a boston crab. Thompson: Mack is really putting his weight into it. Summers: He lets up and picks Billy Bob up, Billy Bob gives Mack a kick to the stomach and follows it up with a swinging neck breaker. Thompson: He picks Mack up but Mack wiggles out of it. Mack throws Billy Bob into the corner and misses a superkick to the back of the head. Billy Bob grabs him by the waist .. Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Mike Rotch: One.................two...............three Summers: Billy Bob wins the International Title. Is it me, or has Mack slimmed down a bit?
Michael Torez, The Devil Himself vs Glory People's Title Match Masterson: Ok on to our next match and this one should be one to remember. Man two guys who have no love loss between each other are going to go at it one on one in a steel cage to decide who is going to be the next CWF's Peoples Champion. Murdock: Thats right and the people can't wait so here is Spracher to introduce the two men. Spracher: Ladies and Gentlemen our next match is going to be for the CWF's People Championship and it is going to be a Cage match. Entering first weighing in at two hundred and sixty five pounds and at a height of six feet and three inches ["The Star Spangled Banner" starts to play and Glory steps out on to the entrance way. He has a trash can of weapons in his hand and he walks down to the ring accompined by his manager and wife Jillian. He stands in front of the cage and throws the weapons over the cage and into the ring.] He is Glory!!!!! Spracher: [Glory still in front of the cage] and his opponent weighing in a....[Spracher is not able to finsh because Torez comes running down the ramp and pushes Glory's Face into the cage.] Masterson: Man Torez wants this title and he means business. He is running Glorys face along the outside of that steel cage and then stops to slam Glory's face into it. Glory is face down on the outside and I think he is bleeding. Torez picks him up and you can see that Glory's face is bleeding but it isn't to bad, and Torez brings him to the cage door. Torez opens up the cage and rolls Glory in there, he then follows. Murdock: The ref that is on the outside now hurries to lock the cage door and he does. Now the only way out is over the top or by pin fall. Torez has Glory and he wips Glory off the ropes and delivers a stiff running clothsline that knocks Glory off of his feet. Glory hit's the mat hard but is right back up. Torez see's that he is right back up starts to run at him and Glory throws Torez over with an arm drag, Torez is up and running at Glory again and Glory does the same. Torez get's right back up though and starts to run at Glory, Glory trips up torez with a drop toe hold on to the trash can of weapons and Torez is now on the mat face first. Masterson: Glory now walking over to the trash can of weapons, he picks up something out of it.....it looks like a pig? Is that a ceramic piggy bank? Murdock: I am not sure but I think we are about to find out, Torez is up to his feet and he is dazed, he turns around and Glory breaks the piggy back over his head and pennies start to fly out. Man that was a hard shot and Torez could be out from that. Torez is bleeding from his forehead and now both men are bleeding, Glory goes for the pin. Ref: 1............. Masterson: Torez wont be beat that easily and he kicks out at an apressive one count. Man I am surpised he kicked out, that was a nasty shot he toke. Glory not wasting anytime he try's to pick Torez up into what looks to be a piledriver but Torez blocks it, Glory tries again but Torez blcks it once more. Glory going for a third time but Torez blcks it again and delivers a back body drop and Glory's back hits the mat hard. Murdock: Torez climbs to the top rope and leaps off he hits a Frog Splash onto Glory and he had to have been three/forths of the way across the ring, that was amazing. Torez with the cover. Ref:1.................2......... Masterson: Glory kicks out and Torez stands up and starts to kick Glory while he is down. Torez now bends over to pick up Glory and he lifts him high into the air. Torez showing amazing strength is just holding him there but Glory starts to move and Glory drops down behind Torez. Glory deliver's a inverted DDT and torez hit's the mat hard witht he back of his head. Glory seeing the easy way out, walks over to the cage and starts his climb to the top. He is half way there when Torez gets up and Torez quickly runs towards him. Murdock: Glory looks to be out of reach though and Torez jumps at him. Torez catches Glory's foot and hangs on to it, the weight gets to be to much and both men crash to the mat hitting the mat hard. The ref starts the mandatory ten count. Ref: 1............. Ref: 2............. Ref: 3................ Ref: 4............... Masterson: Both men are still not moving. Ref: 5.............. Ref: 6............. Murdok: Both men are startsing to move, but slowly Ref: 7............... Ref: 8.................. Masterson: Both men are almost to there feet Ref: 9................. Murdock: Torez runs towards Glory tring to catch him off guard and possible gain the advantage again. Torez spears Glory and Glory is taken back down to the mat and he looks like that was painful and Torez goes for the pin. Ref: 1..................2............... Masterson: Glory kicks out and Torez stands up and starts to kick Glory while he is down. Torez now bend over to pick up Glory but Glory pokes him in the eyes and Torez is temporarily blinded and can not see what Glory is doing. Murdock: That was a smart move, but a cheap move on Glory's part and now Glory walks over and picks up a skateboard. He swings it at Torez and Torez ducks, Glory does a spin and while his back is turned Torez picks him up and pancakes his face onto the skateboard. The skateboard just split in half!!! Torez goes for the pin. Ref: 1.................2.................3!!!! Masterson: We have a new Peoples Champion and his name is Michael Torez!!!! Murdock: Man, Glory's nose is bleeding very badly and it might be broken, I can't belive he broke that skateboard in half with his face. Spracher: Your winner at ten minutes and thrity three seconds.....Michael Torez!!! (From the crowd, Brett Logan slides into the ring and hits Torez and Glory with a chair. With them both down, he starts to speak) Brett Logan: Torez.. I've been wanting a piece of you for quite some time, and how convenient that you have the title that I NEVER LOST!!! I have a little challenge for you. You and Me, next week for the Peoples Titles, a Barbwire Asylum match. You know, the little birdcage looking thing with no exit. That means nothing but pure mayhem, and with the asylum being made from barbwire, it will be even better. Bring any weapon you like, cause next monday, I take your title and your dignity.. not to mention a lot of blood. (Desmond Destiny comes down the ramp and slides into the ring with a chair and Logan leaves)
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Guerrero Azteca(C) vs Apocalypse World Title Match Spracher: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for the CWF Main Event of the evening. Tonight, we will witness an epic match. First, coming down the isle, weighing in at 330lbs and standing 6'11 1/2'', he is Apocalypse. (Nobody steps through the curtains, no music plays) Spracher: Uhm ... Apocalypse! (Nothing) Spracher: Uhm and his opponent, weighing in at 225lbs, and standing 6'1, he is the current reigning CWF Champion, he is Guerrero Azteca! (Desperado, by Los Lobos plays over the PA. Guerrero Azteca walks down the ramp way to a loud pop from the fans. He rolls in the ring.) (From behind Azteca, Chasm jumps over the guardrail and attacks him. He throws Azteca down and climbs to the top rope .. then executes the "Fall From Grace" a shooting star press. EO, led by Brett Logan, rush the ring and Logan ddts Azteca. the Outlaws celebrate as they leave the ring area, Chasm takes one last kick at Azteca.) Chasm: Hah Azteca, you are the one I am here to destroy! (They disappear behind the curtain) (Halloween Theme, Main Title plays over the PA. Minister Massacre comes down to the ring and tosses an envelope at Eric Masterson. The crowd gives him a lukewarm reaction. Some cheer, some boo) Massacre: Spracher, you did not announce the challenger correctly .. let me show you ... And now, from the Seventh Level of Hell, at a height of 6'11 1/2" and weighing 330 lbs, your NEXT CWF Heavyweight Champion, ARCHBISHOP APOCALYPSE! McLure: Wait, is this a different guy? (Apocalypse makes his way to ringside, walking slowly, through the boos and few cheers) Masterson: No (shuffles papers) according to this ... that earlier stuff was a ceremony to make him an Archbishop .. so now .. there are at least... TWO ARCHBISHOP APOCALYPSES. [The Bell Rings.] Murdock: Fans this match is highly antcipated, Apocalypse plowed through all the competition in the CWF Tournement to get here. Apocalype was unstoppable, and he still may be. Masterson: And lets not forget, in that very CWF Tournement, BOTH Azteca and Glory were in there to start out, both later were removed from the Tournement due to their situation concerning the World Title. McLure: Who cares? This match will be another crap fest with Azteca winning because no one can catch the little flea. I hope Apocalypse Omega Bombs him to hell. Murdock: Azteca and Apocalypse start off with a collar and elbow tie up. Neither man is giving an inch. Azteca likes to call himself the Arobatic Technician, I hope we're treated to some high flying moves tonight. Masterson: Apocalypse forced Azteca into the corner, oh! Apocalypse just chopped Azteca and the crowd gave a "Whoo!". He gives Azteca another chop, and one more time! Three chops from Apocalypse. Those have to hurt! Murdock: Look at Azteca's chest, it's already red from those brutal chops from Apocalypse. Incredible. Apocalypse throws Azteca into the ropes, Azteca comes off and Apocalypse greets him with a clothesline from hell!! McLure: YEAH. That's the way to smash the flea. Apocalypse goes for the cover! Jordan Jones: One...................two... Murdock: Only a two count. Apocalypse stomps on Azteca, just like a housewife stomping a flea or a roach. Apocalypse is really stomping down on Azteca, look at the ring bounce up and down! Masterson: Wow! Look at Apocalypse eyes, he's ready. He wants the Gold tonight. He picks up Azteca, nothing big for Apocalypse, he's doing it with ease. Murdock: He's 330 lbs, 6'11 1/2'', picking up Azteca who weighs a mere 225 and stands 6'1 is nothing for him. He's just holding him up like he's a piece of tissue. McLure: Dump him on the outside Apocalypse, throw him on the outside!!! Masterson: I think he heard you Vanessa, he just threw Azteca onto the hard concrete floor here at the Danger Zone arena!! If it wasn't for the padding, I think Azteca would be out of this game for good. Murdock: He still may be, he's not moving at all. Jordan Jones starts the count. Jordan Jones: One........................... Masterson: Azteca still not moving. Murdock: He just hit the ground and didn't move at all, like a sack of bricks. Jordan Jones: Two.......................... McLure: Ha ha. The flea has been squashed! Jordan Jones: Three....................... Murdock: He's up to three. Apocalypse is smiling like a Cheshire cat. Masterson: Who can blame him? He wants to succeed and win the belt, and it looks like he will. Jordan Jones: Four.......................... Murdock: Yeah, but he can't win the belt on a count out. Jordan Jones: Five........................... Masterson: You're right Matt, we aren't like other federations who change the rules on the spot. Jordan Jones: Six........................... Murdock: I don't think Apocalypse knows that he won't win the Title, maybe he's just caught up in moment. Jordan Jones: Seven..................... McLure: No look! He's going outside. He remembered. Come on Apocalypse, crush the flea! Masterson: He throws Azteca back into the ring, the count is broken. Murdock: Now Apocalypse rolls in the ring. Apocalypse picks up Azteca for a Powerbomb, but NO!! Azteca gets a face jam on Apocalypse. McLure: NOOOO. Damn the flea! And damn his skanky valet too. Maria, who cares about her? Masterson: Azteca goes up top, Apocalypse is up, but Azetca nails him with a missle drop kick! Murdock: Look! That didn't knock him down, it only staggered him. McLure: The flea has no offense against the man that is Apocalypse! Masterson: Azteca bounces off the ropes, spinning heel kick on Apocalypse! Murdock: That staggered him even more but he's not off his feet yet. Masterson: Azteca delievers some very stiff kicks to Apocalypse, one to the chest, one to the back, and now he goes after the legs! One, two, three stiff kicks to the legs of Apocalypse, Apocalypse is down! Murdock: Now Azteca goes up top while Apocalypse is down. What's this going to be? McLure: I hope the flea misses. Commit suicide flea, commit suicide! Masterson: Vanessa, that's a tad mean don't you think? McLure: No. Murdock: Off the top rope, Azteca nails a five star frog splash!!! Masterson: He covers! Jordan Jones: One.................two.. McLure: Ha ha, the flea is going to need more then that. Masterson: Azteca gives Apocalypse a head scissor take down! Murdock: We're at the eleven minute mark fans. Masterson: Azteca does a spring board moonsault and hits his mark right on Apocalypse! McLure: The flea needs to stop bouncing up and down. Murdock: He covers Apocalypse. Jordan Jones: One.....................two.. Masterson: Apocalypse showing how resilent he can be. McLure: You know it. Murdock: Azteca tries to pick up Apocalypse......no go. Azteca buckles under the weight of Apocalypse and Apocalypse ends up on top of Azteca with a cover. Jordan Jones: One........... Masterson: Azteca kicks out. Murdock: Azteca clamps a dragon sleeper down on Apocalypse, but Apocalypse breaks it up and shoves Azteca down! McLure: Ha ha ha. Masterson: Azteca is up and gives a stiff kick to Apocalypse. Azteca tries to pick Apocalypse up again. Murdock: He got him...no wait. He didn't buckle fully that time, but he still dropped Apocalypse before fully lifting him up. McLure: Yeah, the flea is weak! Masterson: Apocalypse hits a DDT on Azteca and plants him. Murdock: Apocalypse places Azteca on the top rope. McLure: Apocalypse climbs the middle turnbuckle, come on Apocalypse, finish him. Masterson: Wait, Azteca pushes Apocalypse off and Apocalypse hits the mat hard. Murdock: Azteca hops down onto the mat. He's waiting for Apocalypse to get up! Masterson: Apocalypse is up, the big man turns around right into Azteca and GOOD LORD! McLure: The flea hit the Azteca Driver on Apocalypse, how in the hell??!! Murdock: Apocalypse is down and Azteca goes up top, La Revalucion! A 450 splash! Masterson: He covers. Jordan Jones: One..............................two.................thr Murdock: I don't believe it!!! Apocalypse kicked out! McLure: YES!! The little flea is going back up top, but Apocalypse is getting up. Masterson: Azteca jumps off onto Apocalypse, maybe trying for a huracanrana but Apocalyse catches him in a bear hug. McLure: I believe that is called "Bow Before God" Murdock: Azteca is fighting it .. but Apocalypse has him in the middle of the ring .. Azteca is weakening, Apocalypse is bending over as Aztec's knees McLure: The ref lifts Azteca's arm. Jordan Jones: One.........................two.........................three!! [The bell rings.] (Apocalypse lays Azteca to the mat) Spracher: Your winner, at 17 minutes, and NEW CWF World Champion, Archbishop Apocalypse. (Archbishop Apocalypse holds the belt high to the cheers and boos of the crowd, then pulls down the belt and rests in the corner, staring at Azteca. Suddenly, the CWFTron comes alive...it is a shot of the EO locker room .. Logan steps to the camera) Logan: Now Begins your downfall Apocalypse. Enjoy it while you can. (The screen goes black) Azteca starts to stir, looking around to see what has happened .. when he realizes he has lost he slaps his hand on the mat. Apocalypse steps forward .. in a ready-to-fight stance. Azteca pops to his feet. Apocalypse pulls his arm back to punch, as does Azteca, they swing and connect .... palm to palm .. the two combatants shake hands .. then HUG. Massacre puts the microphone near them and their laughs echo through the suddenly silent arena. Desmond Destiny and Michael Torez run down to the ring ...The crowd starts to boo and throw trash into the ring, Massacre takes the microphone to his mouth ... Massacre: "Now, I was going to call us the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse, but there are five of us. Any of you guys have any ideas? (Each takes a turn whispering in Archbishop Apocalypse's ear, he shakes his head at each suggestion.) Apocalypse: (In a whisper to the others as they make suggestions) The Horsemen without the "four" ... too wimpy .... "Extreme what?" .. oh no .. too, too 1999 ... The Evil Elopers .. no..Azteca, please shut Destiny up and give me an idea. (The last to have a suggestion is Azteca, Apocalypse bows his head in approval and tells MM, he smiles.) Massacre: Ladies and gentleman, allow me to be the first to announce. . .the second coming. . .of ASYLUM. (The crowd cheers wildly as the group leaves.) Masterson: Fans, I am in shock .. we'll see you next week.
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