(The lights flicker off and on, the crowd begins to rumble with anticipation, finally the lights go out and strobes go off all over the CWF arena. The Champ-a-tron flashes on, showing scenes of Danger Zone’’’’s past and pyro explodes all over the arena. The fan’’’’s go crazy when suddenly "Walk by Pantera" booms over the loud speakers.
Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence
One step from lashing out at you...
You want in to get under my skin And call yourself a friend
I've got more friends like you What do I do?
The fans start throwing up signs all over the arena The crowd sings along as this installment of CWF Danger Zone,
(Pre) Is there no standard anymore? What it takes, who I am, where I've been
Belong You can't be something you're not Be yourself, by yourself Stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time
(The camera is thrown on the ring, as the music slowly dies out.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to wrestling’’s premier television show, DANGER ZZZOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Eric: And as quick as we can get this thing start we are going back stage.
(The fans explode as Apsey appears on the champ-tron)
Eric Masterson: Apsey doesnt look happy...whats he talking to Global Networks about?
Smythe: no Mr Apsey...absolutely not Sharp: Its out of the question...
(Apsey looks frustrated)
Apsey: why the hell not??
Witherton: because you already have a match tonight A
psey: so??..I'm still gonna be Desantes partner
(the fans roar)
Eric Masterson: did you hear that??? Jon Apsey is Desantes mystery partner!!!!
Montgomery: No you are not Mr Apsey
(Apsey flips the man the bird)
Apsey: oh f(CENSORED) YOU!
Sharp: You WILL NOT be in this match Apsey...remember we pay your wages...
Apsey: remember..im bigger than you are....
(he steps forwards menacingly)
Smythe: You will not be in this match Mr Apsey...and if you do get involved whilst the match is in progress you will be suspended without pay...as well as the rest of SCAR..is that understood Sharp: YOU WILL NOT TAG WITH SANTIAGO DESANTE TONIGHT...so go back to your locker room and prepare for your peoples title rematch..
Witherton: And you better put on a show Apsey...because the minute you stop drawing those ratings you become expendable
Apsey: unfortunately for you good sirs...that aint ever gonna happen
(Apsey snarls and storms off...in the background Deathrow and Synn can be seen sitting in the GN office, a satified look on their faces)
Eric Masterson: Apsey has been prevented from tagging with Desante..who is going to tag with the Peoples choice now?
****The three man battle between the rookie was a mish mash of high flying and mat wrestling, and after an array of holds, and counters, when Marc "The Spark" Anthony put the mafia strike on eXlude to get the win.****
(The scene switches to backstage where we see Nick Sharpe walking in the hallways talking with a CWF Production crew member. Suddenly Mack walks up behind him with the World Title and hits him over the head with it twice. Nick falls to the ground. Mack slings the title over his shoulder.)
Mack: I'm still not through with you Sharpe. Dave Allan, you want your belt? Come and get it punk.
(Scene returns to ringside with the commentators.)
Murdock: This next match ought to be a good one. It is a pairing of the Hellrazor's , Mikey P, and the up-and coming Lifter.
Masterson: Lifter has been working hard to get out of dark matches .. he wanted to prove that he is ready to make the leap to the midcard of CWF wrestling.
Mc Lure: Mikey P and Homie G took down The #1 tag team contenders last week back and has been on a major roll.
Murdock: And here's our ring announcer, the "Loudmouth" Chris Spracher.
(The camera swings into the ring and a tuxedo-clad Spracher speaks...)
Spacher: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, the following is a one fall affair.
(The lights dim, THEME SONGHERE, begins to play and strobe lights bathe the arena in flashing red light.)
Spracher: The challenger from WHERE IS HE FROM? ... Lifter.
(Lifter emerges from the curtain and stops at the top of the ramp. The crowd gives him a mid-pop and he starts down to the ring. He stops and steps up the stairs and into the ring.)
Spracher: And now ...
(A bass drum hits loud, shaking the arena as the lights dim .... "Hellrazor", by Tupac Shakur starts to play and the crowd starts to boo.)
Spracher: From ?????????????... He measures at XXXX feet and XXXXX inches, weighs XXXXXXXXX pounds .. he is .. Mikey P!!!
(Mikey walks slowly down the ramp. A group of fans hold up a sign reading "F**K Mikey, and F**K Hellrazors .. Mikey spits a mouthful of liquid at them and is doused with cupfulls of soda. He smiles.)
Masterson: Mikey is looking especially mean today.
( P steps into the ring across from Lifter. The ref signals for the bell)
Mc Lure: It's been quite a month for Mikey, last week, becoming #1 tag contenders.
Murdock: And then, being challenged by Lifter this week, the same Lifter who has been working very hard. Masterson: Lifter and Mikey are staring eachother down .. not moving.
(The crowd starts to chant "Start the f**king show, start the f**king show)
Mc Lure: The crowd is getting restless, someone needs to do something.
Murdock: And there it is, Lifter and Mikey charge one another, they tie up, hands to shoulders, hands to shoulders.
Masterson: Surprisingly, it seems that Mikey is getting the advantage. He's pushing Lifter down.
Mc Lure: Lifter may have the height, but Mikey is heavier and stronger.
Murdock: They break .. Mikey is laughing ... he's holding his hand up for a test of strength, wiggling his fingers.
Masterson: Lifter should watch out, he just got pushed off and is still reeling from that. But it looks like he'll take up the challenge.
(Lifter reaches up and Mikey kicks him in the stomach, then puts Lifter in a headlock.)
Mc Lure: Quick as that, Lifter is caught, his inexperience showing through.
Murdock: Wait .. Lifter is grabbing Mikey's waist .. picking him up ... belly to back suplex ... Mikey is hurt, but both are up quickly.
Masterson: Lifter bounces off the ropes .. he kicks Mikey in the face .. falls into the cage. Lifter is on him again.
Mc Lure: Lifter whips Mikey to the ropes .. no, Mikey reverses it, clothesline by Mikey ...
Murdock: but he doesn't wait, he takes Lifter by the head ... lifts him up .... short arm suplex!!!
Masterson: Mikey is stomping the piss out of Lifter now ... wait .. Lifter with a leg whip ... Mikey and Lifter are both down.
Mc Lure: Yes but Lifter is the only one with a boot print on his face.
Murdock: Lifteris up first this time .. boot to the gut, X-Factor on Mikey ... Lifter is going to the top rope .. ELBOW DROP!
Masterson: Mikey is in convulsions on the mat. Lifter is pulling him up ... FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE.
Mc Lure: Lifter does it again, and again ... Mikey stumbles forward .. flat on his face.
Murdock: Lifter rolls Mikey over to check on him .. there is blood oon the mat .. whose is it?
Masterson: Lifter checks, he must be satisfied that Mikey is done,he's going for a nonchalant pin.
Mc Lure: Mikey has a foot through the ropes.
Murdock: Lifter is up stomping Mikey's face .. that's where the blood was, it's coming from Mikey's face.
Masterson: Suddenly, Lifter falls down .. Mikey is crawling across his chest. he must have slipped on the blood.
Mc Lure: the two are rolling around, Lifter on top, Mikey on top .. this is mayhem.
Murdock: Mikey comes out of it, he's standing first. Lifter is getting up next to him...
Masterson: Reverse DDT from Mikey to Lifter .. he's dragging Lifter to the corner .. he's climbing to the seond rope ... he just landed on Lifter's arm, and he's getting right to it.
Mc Lure: Mikey is applying one hellacious arm bar on Lifter.
Murdock: How's that going to help him win the match?
Masterson: Lifter's finisher depends on his arm and you can't do that one-handed, ask the drummer of Def Leppard.
Mc Lure: He's really wrenching in that arm bar .. Lifter is trying to stand to get out of it, but Mikey is unrelenting.
(Suddenly, the crowd lets out a cheer)
Murdock: Oh look there, Lifter has reversed the arm bar .. he's cranking down on Mikey's arm.
(Mikey starts to moan through clenched teeth)
Masterson: Mikey is in alot of pain .. Lifter drops one of those big arms across the elbow of Mikey and release the hold. Knee lift into the face of Mikey, he's down again.
(The crowd starts to chant for Lifter)
Mc Lure: Lifter is stalking .. looking for the best opening .... He grabs Mikey by the hair and pulls him up .. front headlock ... oh MY he has Mikey up for a suplex .. he's holding him up, letting the blood rush to his head.
Murdock: And out of it, Mikey is bleeding faster now.
(Lifter finally finishes the suplex with a loud THUD)
Masterson: Lifter is getting up, Mikey still looks dazed, he's grabbing for the ropes.
Mc Lure: Lifter is going for the pin.
(The crowd starts to cheer )
Murdock: 1-2 Masterson: Kickout!
McLure: Lifter goes for the top rope. P is up though.
Mc Lure: Mikey pulls Lifter down and catches him in his arms .. Fallaway Slam!
(Boos are heard and the crowd grows silent)
Murdock: but it looks like Mikey took alot out of himself with that move, both of them are still down.
(Both men start to stir, but Mikey gets up first)
Masterson: Mikey is up, he's grabbing Lifter by the head ... He's returning the earlier favor.
( takes LIFT from cage wall to cage wall, slamming his face against the turnbuckle)
Mc Lure: LIFT just lost a bunch of skin to the turnbuckle for sure .. and now he's bleeding too.
Murdock: Mikey whips LIFT into the corner ... he's charging in for the big splash... he conects .. LIFT is down ... Mikey stands in front of him .. he's setting him for the Implant Piledriver.
(the crowd starts to boo loudly, and there are even some screams heard)
Masterson: Lifter is getting up into perfect position ..... Mikey hooks one arm ...
Mc Lure: Lifter just nod his head back quickly ... an imaginative groin shot on Mikey.
Murdock: Mikey has stopped in his tracks .... LIFT raises his arm and signals for the powerbomb.
(The crowd pops as Lifter grabs Mikey's head and powerbombs him. LIFT goes for the pin)
Masterson: I don't think he hit that quite right, Mikey kicks out after two.
(Lifter grabs the ropes and shakes them in disgust .. and Mikey P starts to get up)
Mc Lure: Mikey is up, but is it too late?
(Mikey schoolboys Lifter)
Murdock: 1-2-3 Masterson: Mikey pinned Lifter!
(Jordan Jones runs over and holds up Mikey's arm as Chris Spracher makes the announcement)
Spracher: The winner at a time of 9 minutes and 12 seconds Mikey P.
Mack: You coming out with us?
Predator: No, I just don't feel like being out there with all those people. I'm just hurting man, I loved her, she showed me something, a love that was different than the rats that hang around.
Mack: Ok. Later on we'll go out and tear this damn town apart!
Predator: Eh ... good luck man.
(Mack leaves and heads to the ring)
Later, after the match
(Predator is seen lying on a bench in the locker room, face unshaven, bags under his eyes. His cell phone rings, and he answers it after five rings.)
Predator: Alex here. ... Huh? Who? Hey, this is Predator, I think you have the wrong num... Oh, you saw it on TV.
(long pause)
Ok, I guess I can do that. I'll see you there then. Ok.
(Predator sits up and turns off his phone, and looks puzzled. Then he stands up and grabs his bag and leaves. The Hellrazors walk into an empty locker room and shrug at his absence.)
****Mack, comes down to the ring without any of the hellrazor’s members at his side, and he is followed by Trendkill and his lovely valet. This was a very close match that was wrestled back and forth, but late in the match the veteran became for the rookie. Finally Mack hit the Mack Attack and got the victory****
(Trendkill stands in the ring after his match with Mack. He is about to exit the ring, when "Champion" by Grinspoon blares out of the speakers...)
Matt Murdock: Huh?
Eric Masterson: Who is this?
(Out walks...former CWF wrestler Revolution! He has his valet, Kristi right by his side. Revolution is wearing a brown trenchcoat. He has a microphone...)
Revolution: See, Trendkill, nobody here knows what you did. But you, my student, insulted me. You actually told my opponent for the IWA title that you wished him luck. Really? Well, the IWA closed, and I won the title...
(He takes off the trenchcoat to reveal a large championship belt around his waiste...)
Revolution: The IWA World Heavyweight Championship. Mine. All mine. Trendkill, when you insult me such as you had, I get a little angry. And when a multi-time, multi-federation, and multi-championship wrestler wants to handle something, he can do it any way he wants...
(Revolution drops the microphone, and takes off the title. He hands it to Kristi, and then runs to the ring. He slides in and goes face to face with Trendkill. Trendkill backs down, and out of the ring. He and Megan walk backstage, past Kristi...)
Revolution: Yeah, that's what I thought. CWF, look out. You are about to be Revolutionized!
(Fade to commercial.)
Eric: Ladies and Gentlemen we have some bad news to deliver right now. I just got word that the CWF has lost a legend. Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane that was carrying kevin kirkland the original Hellrazor, is thought to be dead. I just got word, that the plane that was carrying kirkland to Cincinnati from his home has crashed, we have no reason for the crash yet, but preliminary reports tell us there were no survivors
Matt: What an announcement, that will shock the wrestling world.
Mc Lure: Not the hellrazors, no!!!!1
Eric: We will have more on this as it develeopes, and the other news I got the Global Networks are proclaiming Billy Wild the victor of this match, what an insensitive group of .......
McLure: Bosses, Eric, they are bosses.
Eric: And now we must get on with the show.
Spracher: This match is for the Extreme Hardcore Title.
Spracher: Making his way to the ring, hailing from Hawthorne, New Jersey, standing 6ft 3in tall and weighing in at 225lbs, Homie G! [Give It Away by the Red Hot Chili Peppers starts to play as Homie G enters through the ring, the fans give loud cheers. He has a shopping cart full of stuff with him.]
Spracher: Now making his way to the ring, standing 6ft 8in tall and weighing 330lbs, from Manchester England...Lee Sharkstone! [The fans errupt as Sharkstone makes his way to the ring.]
Materson: And this match is underway, as Homie G grabs a, umm, rubber chicken?
Murdock: Yeah he said he was going to use it.
McLure: What a clown, look at him trying to slap Lee Sharkstone with it!
Murdock: And Sharkstone, is just standing there and, spears Homie G!
Materson: Great move, but Homie G is back up, and Sharkstone spears him again.
McLure: I don't care about this match I'm not saying anything else about it.
Materson: Ok, whatever. And Homie G is down for a bit as Sharkstone reaches for the steps leading toward the ring.
Murdock: And Lee is pounding away at Homie G here, Homie may be done early.
Materson: But Homie G kicks the steps and they fall back into Sharkstones face.
Murdock: Both men are down, but now start to get back up, and Homie G grabs a steel chair!
Materson: Oh, he just decked Sharkstone with it and he's bleeding in the mouth.
Murdock: And Homie G helps Sharkstone up, and a Belly to Back suplex by Homie G.
Materson: Homie G climbs to the outside, look he's throwing stuff into the ring.
Murdock: Yep, he's thown in a trash can, a few CDs, chairs, lumber, and even a sink!
Materson: And now Homie G is back into the ring and he is helping Sharkstone up again, and Sharkstone spits the blood back in Homie G's face!
Murdock: He said he was going to do that. Now Lee in control pounding away at Homie G with a 2 X 4 and Homie G is down, Sharkstone with the pin... 1....2...
Materson: Homie G kicks out! Great man and now both men are up, and Homie G has a baseball bat!
Murdock: Sharkstone was hit from behind after talking to the refree about the pin, and Homie G is beating the heck out of Sharkstone, this could be all folks... 1...2..
Murdock: Sharkstone kicked out! How in Gods name did he do that?
Materson: I don't know but he is pissed and Lee has the kitchen sink, and it hits Homie G and both men are down.
Murdock: This is a great match so far folks, both men are giving it there all.
Materson: Homie G is bleeding like crazy from the sink shot, and now is getting up, but so is Lee Sharkstone.
Murdock: Both men are up and are staring at each other. I can only imagine what is going through there minds.
Materson: Sharkstone is now running toward Homie G and a clothesline from hell, and Homie G is out folks. 1...2...
Murdock: He kicked out! He kicked out!
Materson: Amazing, and Homie G is getting up as Sharkstone again agruees with the ref.
Murdock: Homie G now has few of those CDs, and he is ready to strike, and he nails Sharkstone in the head!
Materson: Look Homie G isn't done, hes getting something from under the ring! A Ladder?
Murdock: Its not a ladder match but Homie G is setting it up above Sharkstone and is climbing to the top, and...Flying Elbow off the top of the ladder! This should be all! 1...2...
Materson: What the hell Sharkstone kicked out! That is one of the greatest things I've ever seen ladies and gentlemen!
Murdock: Me too and now Sharkstone is getting up slowy as Homie G is getting a table, he is setting it outside the ring...folks I dont know where these two men are getting it from but this is a great match.
Matt Murdock: Homie G charges at Lee as he turns around but gets flapjacked into the air... DEAP SEA DRIVER! He landed it righ5t onto thetable he set up. Lee makes the cover... 1...2...3 Thats IT LEE SHARKSTONE RETAINS HIS TITLE! THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE!
(The fans erupt into cheers as Lee stagger to his feet and kisses the title belt before falling to his knees again and raising it above his head.)
Eric Masterton: Oh.. my... Sharkstones bleeding quit heavily from the head.. And so is Homie G we better get some medics down there...
****Up next is the television title match for tonight, Jimmy D is finally getting the chance to regain the CWF Television Title which Brock beat him for weeks ago. The Strong Arm came out like a house of fire, and he never let up from the opening Bell, Brock wrestled a smart match but D’s intensity was just too much, and after hitting the bong hit on the champ, he followed it up with the Unleash the Fury powerbomb, which got D the 1.....2......3 and the TV title back in his hometown.*******
****Return match for the CWF People’s title, a pair, of young lions squared off. In the beginning the intensity of Jon Apsey came shining through and on several occasions almost pinning the new champion, but in the end Blacklung was able to retain his CWF People’s title****
Sprachter: The following Tag Team match is scheduled for one fall. Coming to the ring first....
*Nation in Fear by Primal Fear blasts throughout the arena*
Death Row and SYN......they are NNNNNIIIIGGGGHHHTTTTMMMMMAAAARRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Matt: This is going to be a great match. I wonder who DeSante's parnter will be?
Spracher: And their opponents......coming to the ring first. It is Santiago DeSante.
Eric: My GOD. Death Row and Syn are pummeling DeSante before he even gets into the ring.
Matt: Has the match even started yet?
***DING***DING***
Eric:I guess it has. Where in the hell is DeSantes partner???? Death Row with a chair. WOW what a shot to the face by Death Row. He totally laied out Desante. He is down and hurt.
Matt: Desante makes it to the ring and is trying to get to his feet. He is being double-teamed. They lift Desante up to the top turnbuckle and SUPER PLEX!!!!!!!!! The cover
1...2...3!!!!!!!!!
Eric: It is over. They have won. Where is Desante's partner??????
*COME ON*
Matt: That is Apsey's music.
Eric: "Jacknife" John Apsey runs to the ring and goes after Death Row and Syn. Nightmare is running to the back like dogs with their tails between their legs.
(Apsey grabs a mic)
Apsey: NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!! IF YOU TWO WOULDNT HAVE LOCKED ME INTO MY DRESSING ROOM, I WOULD HAVE BEEN OUT HERE KICKING YOUR ASSES. YOU TWO HAVENT SEE THE LAST OF US!!!!
(Apsey drops the mic and goes to the aid of DeSante)
Matt: Will you listen to this crowd???????
VAnessa: Yeah. A bunch of inbreeds that dont know that they are cheering for the LOSERS OF THE MATCH
Eric: Well.....listen to this The people are going ballistic. They want the people’s choice, and the people’s voice. They are loving this. But what is going on in the back, it is the hellrazor’s they are exiting the building, wait a minute Jimmy D, just went down, and Mack just turned around.
Thunk....
Matt: Who is that?
McLure: I don’t know but he sounds like he knows what he is doing.
Eric: Oh my god, it is David Allan, he just plastered the hellrazors, from behind with that black louisville slugger.
Dave: I guess Maximum Carnage wasn’t a total waste eh boys?
(The camera zooms in, he has a vintage Terry Black baseball bat he used to swat the Razors.)
Eric: Oh, my lord he just smacked each other them again. And now he is squatting next to Mack:
Dave: Hey Mack, guess, what I came to get it.
Matt: He just took back his world heavyweight title that Mack has been walking around with.
