[The camera shows John Apsey entering the arena before the show starts. He has a black bag with his stuff in it. All of a sudden a man out of no where hits Apsey in the back with a steel chair, he continues to knock him down with it. Apsey is out cold. The man shows his face: It is HOMIE G! He is back!]
Homie G: My long awaited return and you all are going to remember it. It has been a while since I have been here and there are some new people who I decided needed an ass whooping from yours truly. I have come to claim back my CWF Peoples Title! This is a warning for all those to oppose me! I am back and you all better realize that it is only a matter of time before I am the World Champion!
[Homie G then throws down the microphone and spits on Apsey.]
Matterson: Well Homie G is back and he is pissed folks.
Murdock: Hey we are getting something else...[The camera switches to the Icon stroming through the halls in the back.] What is he doing?
[The Icon stops in front of the Hellrazors locker room, and with out knocking kicks open the door, and storms in. The door shuts and the Icon looks around the room, and can see no one. As he turns to leave Kevin Kirkland walks in and he is talking on the phone.Kirkland see's the Icon and drops the phone.]
Kirkland: What the *censor* are you doing?
The Icon: Where is he?
Kirkland: You couldn't wait till tonight, will neither can I
[Kirkland drops his bags and charges Icon, pushing Icon back against the wall. Icon catches Kirkland with a knee in the face and then hits an Evenflow DDT on Kirkland. Kirkland hits the floor hard and is not moving, blood is flowing from the top of his head.]
Icon: Where is he!!
Voice: Right here!
[The voice can not be reconginzed and Icon turns around to recieve a baseball bat to the head. Icon falls hard and falls through the glass coffee table. Both Kirkland and Icon are out cold and bleeding. The man who hit the Icon is was the mystery man, and he was wearing the same all black outfit.]
Masterson: Oh My God, Icon and Kirkland are both out cold, we need some help back there.
[The EMT's are taking both Kirkland and Icon out on stretchers]
(The lights flicker off and on, the crowd begins to rumble with anticipation, finally the lights go out and strobes go off all over the CWF arena. The Champ-a-tron flashes on, showing scenes of Danger Zone��s past and pyro explodes all over the arena. The fan��s go crazy when suddenly Walk by Pantera booms over the loud speakers. Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence One step from lashing out at you... You want in to get under my skin And call yourself a friend I've got more friends like you What do I do? The fans start throwing up signs all over the arena:
El Maginifico
Pest L Lence
XC LENCE IS 2 cool 2 b Beaten
The crowd sings along as this installment of CWF Danger Zone, (Pre) Is there no standard anymore? What it takes, who I am, where I've been Belong You can't be something you're not Be yourself, by yourself Stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time (The camera is thrown on the ring, as the music slowly dies out.) Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to tonight��s wrestling��s premier television show, DANGER ZZZOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!! (The camera switches over to the announcers table where Eric, Matt and Melissa are sitting awaiting the start of the show.) Eric: Ladies and Gentlemen we have a stellar under card for you tonight, with many young upstart trying to make a name for themselves, and in other matches we have veterans that are trying to settle old debuts, Wait what is this?
[Darkness]
Voice: Tonight is the beginning, the very beginning. A new chapter of destruction in the CWF will unfold.
[Flash of lightning. You can see a couple of figures' outlines.]
[Small Hours by Metallica begins to play]
Voice: The things from your darkest dreams are coming alive in the CWF....say hello to your worst NIGHTMARE...
[The figures can now be seen clearly. One is Death Row, the other is SYN, and the third is wearing a mask, hiding his identity.]
Death Row: CWF...it's going to be a lot harder to sleep...
(Back to the announcers desk)
Matt: What does that mean?
Vanessa: I don�t slick, but by the smell of things it is a good think you wore dark pants.
Matt Murdock: Well the Kirkland vs Icon match will not happen because of what happened minutes ago, lets move on to our first match tonight is between Hornet and Justin Blade. Justin Blade is trying to come back from some defeats the past couple of weeks, and Hornet is still trying to make a name for himself.
Eric Masterson: Both of these men are going to give it their all tonight, that can be assured of.
Vanessa McLure: Hopefully they don�t have much to give.
(Jump Around hits and Hornet comes down to the ring)
Matt Murdock: There�s the bell, and this one is under way.
Eric Masterson: The two men are circling each other, both trying to find the right moment to attack�and Hornet finds it�he just took out Blade�s legs with a leg-takedown. Hornet is following up by trying to pound Blade�s face into the ground�but Blade flips him off and onto his back.
Matt Murdock: Both men are up now�and exchanging some wicked looking punches. Man �o� Man, what a slugfest.
Eric Masterson: Blade appears to be gaining the edge�one right, two rights, three rights�Hornet is reeling�and Blade kicks him in the chest, sending him right into the corner.
Vanessa McLure: FINISH HIM�I�m bored!
Matt Murdock: Blade is putting Hornet up on top�but Hornet is struggling�no dice, Blade hits a big superplex�that might be it�
1�2�
Eric Masterson: Hornet kicks out!! I thought we were done there. Blade is pretty frustrated. Oh no�Look out behind you Blade.
Matt Murdock: Hornet�s got Blade, and sends him over with a German suplex�and he�s bridging it for the pin!!!!
1�2
Vanessa McLure: Rats, he escaped.
Matt Murdock: Yes he did, Hornet only got a two count there.
Eric Masterson: Hornet isn�t letting that get to him, and he�s not giving Blade any breathing room�he just put him back on the mat with a hiptoss�and now a arm-drag�and a snap-suplex�nice string of moves there. Quick cover�
1�2
Matt Murdock: Blade is out again.
Vanessa McLure: I hope this match isn�t an omen to the kind of night I�m going to have�wait�Hornet is going for something else now�He�s got Blade hooked for something�POWERBOMB!!! That could be it.
1�2�2 2/3
Matt Murdock: OH MAN!!! That was close!
Eric Masterson: Hornet is frustrated beyond belief, he thought he had it there�Maybe he should watch out, Blade is slowly getting up.
Matt Murdock: And Blade just dumped Hornet out over the top rope!! And he�s following him outside.
Vanessa McLure: Grrrrrrrrr
Matt Murdock: Blade just whipped Hornet into the guardrail�did you hear that smack?!!
Eric Masterson: Now he�s pounding Hornet�s face into it�once, twice�oh, Hornet blocked the third attempt, and smashed Blade�s face into it. Now he�s rolling him back into the ring.
Matt Murdock: Hornet has a hold of Blade, and he�s signaling for something�He looks like he�s going for the Hornet Slam�He�s got Blade up�!!!!!!!!
Eric Masterson: Blade just dropped behind him, but also grabbed Hornet�s head..oh no!!! THE THUNDERSTRUCK!!!! Hornet is tapping out!!! This one is over!
Vanessa McLure: YES!!! Bout time, let�s get to the good stuff here!
Matt Murdock: That was a great match folks, and Blade came out on top by getting that Thunderstruck maneuver on Hornet, maybe next time Hornet.
Eric: Wow an ending, and next up we have, no wait, I am getting something, apparently there is something going on in the parking lot.
Matt: Who is that?
Vanessa: I don�t know but he is being destroyed.
Eric: Those guys in the black trench coats just used who ever that may be�s head to set off three car alarms, Oh my lord, here comes Apsey, and Lokust in there wrestling gear, and the Black coats slowly step away.
Mystery Man: You two are next
Matt: What does that mean?
Vanessa: Exactly what it sounds like amateur.
Eric: Wow, sharkstone is a beaten man. I am getting word from the back, that Marcus Garnez has cancelled the Switchblade vs Sharkstone match too make sure Lee is going to be alright for the Overdrive PPV that is coming up, in two weeks.
Matt: Sounds like a smart plan.
Vanessa: I always new SCAR was a bunch of pansies.
Matt Murdock: Uh oh folks, something is going on in the back, let's get back to that camera back there.
[Screen cuts to the back where you can see Death Row and SYN walking down the hallway where the locker-rooms are. They stop in front of one but you can't read the name]
Death Row: The next step starts now...
[SYN opens the door and goes in...the lights go off in the room...and Death Row begins to laugh...then he too enters the room...slowly closing the door behind him. Some muffled sounds of struggle can be heard...then the hideous laughter begins again. The camera then zooms up on the name on the door...Homie G.]
Eric Masterson: Oh no, the two known members of the new group NIGHTMARE just went into Homie G.'s locker room...what the hell is going on.? Well we just get onto our next match hopefully we can update you later on in the show about all the back stage activity.
Vanessa: Snore! Boring! Yawn!
Matt: What the hell are you doing?
Vanessa: Expressing my disappointment I have to watch Dave Allen wrestle. He�s boring all he does is wrestle. Where�s the blood? Where�s the mayhem? Where�s the good stuff?
Matt: You see Eric, this is why women shouldn�t be allowed out of the kitchen.
Eric: No comment on that since I�d like to keep the ability to have children. Well both wrestlers are in the ring and there�s the bell. The two men circle each other and then lock up. And a quick arm drag by Dave Allen.
Matt: What a great display of TECHINCAL wrestling, wouldn�t you agree Vanessa?
Vanessa: And I quote "SNORE!"
Eric: Both men once again lock up and Dave Allen with a quick go behind and has Jimmy D in a waistlock. But Jimmy D quickly counters and gets behind Allen, he takes Allen�s legs out from under him and floats over into a front chancery.
Vanessa: NO JIMMY! Don�t do it, wrestle the right way! The extreme way!
Eric: Jimmy raises Allen off the ground, still in control with the chancery. D switches over to a side headlock but Allen quickly tosses him off into the ropes. Shoulder block by D. He goes off the ropes again but Allen takes him down with a drop toehold. Allen gets to his feet and drops an elbow across the back of the neck of Jimmy D.
Matt: This is some awesome old school wrestling right here. Man. Allen is just dropping repeated quick elbows to the back of Jimmy D�s neck. He lefts D to his feet and quickly takes him down with a snap suplex. He hasn�t let go and drags D to his feet again and bam another snap suplex!
Vanessa: Yawn�
Matt: Shut up woman!
Eric: Allen is still pressing his advantage in the early going of this match. He throws Jimmy into the ropes looking for a clothesline but Jimmy ducks under. Allen turns around and catches Jimmy coming off the opposite ropes with a jumping knee lift. Allen with a quick cover but only gets a two count.
Matt: Allen looks like he�s setting up Jimmy for another suplex but Jimmy blocks. Allen attempts again and Jimmy blocks once more. Jimmy lifts Allen up and nails a beautiful front suplex! That could have just changed the entire complexion of this match.
Vanessa: Not to mention the complexion of Allen�s face.
Eric: Jimmy bounces off the ropes and nails a leg drop right on the back of Allen�s head. He lifts Allen up and tosses him into the turnbuckle. He follows right after him and nails a clothesline. He lifts a few knees right into the gut of Allen. My god he is punishing Dave in that corner. He throws Allen into the opposite corner but this time Allen gets a boot up just at the last second.
Matt: And Allen follows that up with a running hangmen�s neckbreaker! He goes for the cover but Jimmy gets a shoulder up just in the nick of time. Allen raises Jimmy up and pushes him into the corner. He sets him up on the turnbuckle. I feel a superplex coming on.
Vanessa: Oh boy..I can hardly wait�yippee�
Matt: I said SHUT UP WOMAN!
Eric: Allen goes up top but Jimmy D is able to push him off. Allen gets up and comes right back put D meets him with a quick kick to the face. He grabs Allen by the head and lands a beautiful tornado DDT!
This could be it, he goes for the cover, 1�2�
(Suddenly "New York, New York" blares over the PA system and Marc "The Spark" Anthony comes out with his manager Sammy. The both come running down to the ring and Sammy quickly starts distracting the referee.)
Matt: What the hell! Jimmy D had this match won!
Vanessa: Finally something interesting is happening. D gets up and confronts Anthony. He goes to throw a punch at Anthony but Anthony nails him with his cane first! FINALLY! WE HAVE BLOOD! GLORIOUS BLOOD!
Eric: The ref hasn�t seen a damn thing. D is out cold. Allen is crawling over to Jimmy�s body. Finally the ref turns around just as Allen gets a hand over D�s chest. 1�2� AND JIMMY KICKS OUT!
Matt: And Marc Anthony is going nuts on the outside. He can�t believe it. He hops up on the apron.
Vanessa: HIT HIM AGAIN! HARDER! WITH A BIGGER STICK!
Eric: Both men make it to their feet and start trading right hands. Jimmy gets the advantage and tosses Allen into the ropes but Allen reverses it. Jimmy just collided head to head with The Spark. Anthony is down and Jimmy is very wobbly in the ring.
Matt: Allen comes up from behind Jimmy with a knee to the back. He grabs him in a dragon sleeper and MILLION TO ONE! He hit the MILLION TO ONE! He goes for the cover, 1�2�3! And Dave Allen has won one hell of a match.
Vanessa: And Marc Anthony is getting back in the ring. This could be good! He goes over to Jimmy D�s body and lifts him up. MAFIA STRIKE! Thank god! And Jimmy D is bleeding even worse then before after having his head introduced face first to the mat! THANK YOU SPARK!
Eric: Now we have a hardcore match a division that has seeminly died in the CWF as of late.
(VP Zip Dayton makes his way to the announce table and puts on a headset, and sits down beside Vanessa, Matt, and Eric)
Dayton: Howdy boys, and Vanessa.
Matt: Welcome, VP Zip Dayton. What brings you down to ringside?
Vanessa: Probably to watch some bloodshed, like everyone else in this arena.
Eric: And will we be expecting VP Marcus Garnez?
Dayton: I'm here to watch these two for office reasons, and no, Mr. Garnez will not be coming down to ringside.Well, let's kick this off with a bang.
("WE ARE SCAR!" is heard over the sound system, and "Rollin'" by Limp BIzkit starts, and Lokust makes his way into the ring)
Dayton: Now here's one of the more interesting stars of the CWF. This kid has shown he has a lot of singles potential.
(Lokust climbs into the ring, and suddenly, "Whiplash" by Metallica starts, and out from the back runs Homie G. He slides into the ring, and attacks Lokust to start the match)
Eric Masterson: The bell just rang...and Lokust wants Homie G to do something, but Homie G. is just standing in the corner, with a maniacal look on his face...what is he doing?
Matt Murdock: Now he's tearing his shirt off...slowly.
Vanessa McLure: Too bad he's not hot.
Eric Masterson: MY GOD!!! He's got a NIGHTMARE shirt on...Homie G. was that shadowed figure we saw in the beginning...! He just blasted Lokust with a right hand full of quaters he could have killed him
Dayton: Makes no big deal to me, all I care about is seeing someone get hurt, and the ratings report that comes out tomorrow.
Vanessa: Being around the CWF owners, Global Networks, has made you become even more evil, hasn't it?
Dayton: Oh yes. I love being able to eliminate careers with just a snap of my fingers. That and I get to audition all women who step through the doors. Say, we haven't had a "special" meeting yet, have we?
Vanessa: Can't say as we have.
Eric: If you don't mind, we have a match going on in the ring right now!
Matt: And in the ring, Homie G is circling around, waiting for Lokust to get up. Wait a sec, Lokust rolls out of the ring. V
Vanessa: What a p[beep].
Dayton: *looking at Vanessa's crotch* Yes it is.
Matt: Remember we're on regular cable TV, Mr. Dayton.
Eric: Wait a sec, Lokust pulls up the apron, and he's pulling out tables!
Matt: Well, remember, Homie left all of a sudden a few month back without ever finishing off Lokust, and Lokust never was able to finish off Homie. Looks like he may be planning to tonight, though.
Eric: Well, Lokust is pulling out loads of tables, and sliding them into the ring!
Vanessa: Well what else would he do with them? Play with them like they were building blocks?
Eric: Well, Lokust slides into the ring, and is met by kicks by Homie G! Homie picks Lokust up, and whips him into the ropes, and catches him coming off the ropes with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Dayton: Nice reflexes.
Matt: Homie, setting up a table, but Lokust is getting up, and kicks Homie in the groin, and turns him around, and powerslams Homie through the table!
Dayton: Now that guy has the right idea.
Eric: Lokust pulls one of the tables he pulled from under the ring earlier, and is setting it up, and he pulls over another one, and sets it up beside the other table. Lokust picks up Homie, but Homie kicks Lokust in the groin...
Vanessa: Paybacks are a bitch.
Eric: ... And he shoves him into the corner, and gets Lokust up on the top rope, and a top rope hurricanrana by Homie sends Lokust through both tables!
Dayton: These men are showing what type of tough wrestlers our lockerroom is made of.
Matt: Well, I guess Homie knows this, because he's setting up another table, and picks Lokust up, and pushes him to the corner, and gets him up on the top rope. He goes for a hurricanrana again, but gets hit with a top rop superbomb through the table!
Vanessa: Say, Mr. Dayton...
Dayton: Call me Zip. Vanessa: Ok then, Zip, are you liking what you're seeing?
Zip: *Looking at Vanessa* Oh very much so...
Matt: I believe she meant in the ring, Mr. Dayton.
Vanessa: No I didn't Matt. He knew what I meant.
Eric: Lokust, back up, setting up a table, now he's setting up another table beside the first one, and he's placing another table on top of that one!
Vanessa: This should be good. Eric: Lokust, delivering the last rites. He picks Homie up, and puts him up on the top rope, and he climbs up there with Homie.
Dayton: Say Vanessa, what are you doing after the show?
Matt: Lokust sets him up for another superbomb from the top again, REVERSAL INTO A SUPERPLEX! LOKUST JUST WENT THROUGH ALL THREE TABLES!
Dayton: Not bad, I must admit.
Eric: Homie going for a pin... 1...2...3! Homie G has just won an extremely hard fought match!
Dayton: Well, as nice as it would be to stay down here the rest of the night beside the lovely Vanessa McLure, I must get back to the back and do some paperwork.
Matt: Ok, thank you for coming down VP Dayton.
Eric: Yes, it's been our pleasure. *Vanessa kisses Zip deeply*
Vanessa: Call me later. Zip: Um, yeah. Back to work you two. *Zip makes his way back to the back*
Matt: Vanessa you ass-kissing little trick.
Vanessa: Oh go to hell Matt. You're just upset that Zip knows a good thing when he sees it.
(Kirkland Icon match has been omitted)
Eric: Speaking of Good things, here comes our main event....
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen our next match, is the main event. The Battle Royal to end it all, this is to determine one of the contestants in the CWF�s championship match at Overdrive. Ladies and Gentlemen lets meet the contestants.
(Air Raid Sirens go off and pierce the air in the arena, and red emergency lights light up the arena, then war pigs by black Sabbath cranks up. A mountain of man steps out from behind the curtain and marches his way down the ring, his huge frame is illuminated by the red lights, as the emergency lights die down the house lights turn back on. It is Sam Warhammer and he has beads of sweat all over his body. He is looking better than he has in a long time. The look on his face is angry and intense with a slight bit of drool on his lips.)
Announcer: On his way to the ring, hailing from the mean streets of Philadelphia PA, standing six feet and eight inches tall typing the scale at an even 275 pounds, he is a member of the hellrazors, he is the angry Scotsman, the self proclaimed most destructive force in sports entertainment, THE WAR MACHINE, SAM "THE MAN" WARHAMMER.
Eric: Look at Warhammer he is pacing like an animal, I�d hate to be the second guy in that ring, good lord.
Matt: Yeah Warhammer looks like he is going to injure someone.
Vanessa: Good, after what he did to Kirkland last week I wanna see more.
Eric: You are truly sick you know that?
Vanessa: Whatever you wanna think fat boy, sorry if I have a taste for the dramatic, and you have a wait stomach.
Eric: What is this?
(Walk by Pantera blares over speakers, and Marcus Garnez again appear for the second week in a row from behind the curtain with a microphone.)
Marcus: Ladies and gentleman how are you tonight?
(The crowd pops)
Marcus: Good, good, well we have decided to change the format a little bit tonight, originally we had set this up as a ten man over the top battle royal. It is now changed so that a new participant will enter every 30 seconds. As you can see Mr. Warhammer has drawn number one, So I will leave you, so you can meet number two.
(Walk by Pantera plays, and Marcus disappears, and the crowd is going crazy.)
Eric: What a development this defiantly works against the guys with earlier draws,
Matt: But who will be number 2?
(The fans are on there feet in anticipation, once again the crowd quiets, a dark voice comes over the PA system, No Fear, the crowd pops, and Orgasmatron by Motorhead. And very shortly Nick Sharpe appears on the top of the ramp in Magnum Boots, White Nike Socks, cut off Utility Jean-shorts, sleeveless ""punisher"" skull T-shirt, a black leather biker jacket, gray plaid flannel jacket tied around his wait with the words no fear on it. Over his left shoulder is the CWF tag team title belt.)
[Ring announcer]: And finally the third member of this contest, he is 5'10, 225 of pure extreme attitude, he is one half of The Elite, One Half of the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD, He is Nick Shhhhhaaaarrrrrrppppppppppeeeeeeeeee. Eric: Wow what an odd couple. Sharpe walks around the ring, with his eyes locked on Warhammer and Sam, staring back with same intense look.
Matt: This is the true home of march madness listen to these fans.
Vanessa: Yeah this drunken idiots definitely care about what happens here, cause they are all gonna shell out big bucks to buy Overdrive on April the 1st.
Eric: And Sharpe into the ring and here we go. They are circling each other and they go to lock up, and no Sharpe side steps it and kicks Warhammer in the knee, now repeatedly, he is working on those braced joint trying to wear the War Machine down early.
Matt: This is a great strategy early.
Vanessa: Not very entertaining for us watching it.
Eric: But non the less effective, Warhammer down to one knee, and Sharpe off the ropes, and Oh my God, Warhammer just exploded with a lariat, Sam is back to his feet but already is slightly hobbled. Sharpe now rolls away from Sam and back to his feet.
Matt: This is a very interesting feeling out process,
Vanessa: Doesn�t do much for me as a viewer though, somebody kill someone.
Eric: They Lock up again, and Sam back Nick into the corner, and since there is no ref, Sam is just gonna lean on Nick, and oh god he just drove his knee into Nick�s stomach, and now a flury of feet and hands, and Warhammer is wearing down one half of the world tag team champs.
Matt: What is that beeping noise,
Vanessa: That is the count down to the next wrestler stupid,
Crowd: 4.....3.......2......1
Eric: Who is it?
Matt: It�s is it is, I can�t see, it is Travis Lee, he still has his head bandaged from that wicked chair shot from Lence last week, and he has Warhammer�s attention. Lee is over under the bottom rope and Warhammer meet him, Sharpe is a crumpled in the corner gasping for breath.
Matt: Oh good god, Warhammer with those sledge hammer like fists to the stomach of Lee, and oh no....
Vanessa: Like you didn�t see it coming
Eric: Warhammer just pie faced Lee over the top rope, and he has been eliminated already. But Sharpe charges Warhammer from behind and a forearm shot to the lower back of Warhammer, and now Sharpe is gonna try to eliminate Warhammer, but No a back elbow to Sharpe�s jaw staggers him.
Matt: Sharpe is gonna have to wear this monster down before he can eliminate him.
Vanessa: Why are so perceptive eh Mattie?
Matt: Why are you so condescending Vanessa?
Eric: Back to the match, Warhammer looks angry.
Vanessa: He always looks angry.
Eric: Point taken, Sam now stalking Sharpe, who charges forward and clips that right knee he was working earlier, what a chop block.
Matt: Well, Sharpe is wrestling smart knowing he can�t Match power with Sam he is really gonna limit Sam�s mobility as this match goes on.
Vanessa: Wow, Mattie is learning.
Eric: Sharpe off the ropes and Wow he just short drop kicked Warhammer right in the mouth,
Crowd: 4.....3.....2.....1
Money Talks by AC\DC blares over the PA system
Eric: It is Derek Mullrooney, he is really taking his time strutting to the ring. Sharpe has mounted Warhammer and is peppering him with lefts and rights. Mullrooney walks up to the battle and drops a standing elbow right across Warhammer�s throat.
Matt: Wow that was huge by Mullrooney
Vanessa: What now?
Eric: Mullrooney is talking to Sharpe, he is motioning, and Sharpe is agreeing, they get Warhammer to his feet, what is this gonna be? OH MY GOD, a spiked pile driver, and Warhammer just bounced off the Mat. He could have a broken neck.
Vanessa: Notice that was perfectly executed by Mullrooney, and now Mullrooney with the figure four on Warhammer. The epitome of a technician.
Eric: Sharpe is now stopping away on Warhammer�s chest, wow what team work from an odd combination. Sharpe gets down and he is choking Warhammer with both his hands and Mullrooney looks shocked, he lets go of the figure four, and puts Sharpe in a head lock what is this all about?
Matt: I don�t know but that right knee of Warhammer must be decimated the only thing that kept it together was that brace he is wearing.
Vanessa: Why didn�t he break it off?
Eric: Mullrooney now with a Bulldog on Sharpe, what is saying to Sharpe?
Vanessa&Matt: How should I know?
Eric: He is waving his finger at Sharpe, now he puts him in the camel clutch, Mullrooney has it sinched in and he is lecturing Nick about playing by the rules, my god, I�ve never seen this before, he just informed him rule 432-572 B states that choking your opponent by any means is illegal and will not be stood for.
Matt: Mullrooney is actually reciting the by laws of the CWF to Sharpe as he cranks back on his neck.
Vaessa: Wow, what a man!
Eric: But Warhammer although slightly dazed is up. He just drove a big boot into the base of Mullrooney�s skull. And there is 5 second buzzer, Warhammer limps over and lifts Mullrooney into a vertical suplex and is holding him up there with great power.
4....3....2.....1
Eric: And a huge brain buster by Warhammer, but he just grabbed that knee that everyone has been working on, but he is back to his feet.
(How Long....................Not Long...............................Cause What you Reap........................Is What YOU SOW!!!!!)
Eric: That is an unmistakable sound and here he comes the voice of the people, Jon Apsey, the Jackknife and he is head straight for Warhammer, what a Spear. Apsey knocks Warhammer back into the corner, and he is stomping away like crazy, and now Apsey is playing to the crowd.
Matt: The people are loving it.
Vanessa: What a mistake!
Matt: What mistake?
Eric: Sharpe just blind sided Apsey with a running Lariat
Vanessa: That stupid.
Eric: Now, Apsey and Sharpe now on the mat trading punches, and advantage, while Mullrooney is back on his feet and so is Warhammer, Mullrooney with the charge, But No Warhammer with a huge spin buster slam, that shook the ring. Warhammer back to his feet Mullrooney is dazed, Warhammmer back up again and goes for a short armed clothesline but no Mullrooney ducks it, and jumps onto Warhammers back he has a sleeper on.
Matt: Look at Apsey he now has the advantage and a boot the stomach and Rebel DDT on Sharpe, who has been in this thing for awhile now.
Vanessa: Bad luck I guess.
Eric: Oh, god Warhammer just broke the sleeper by slamming Derek into the top turnbuckle.
4.....3......2......1
Eric: Here comes Blacklung, he has entered the ring, and as the fresh man is working over everyone, he has had a fist in the face for just about all the participants of this battle royal so far.
Apsey is back up, and Blacklung doesn�t see him, sweet jesus that hangman�s neck breaker almost decapitated Blacklung, Apsey is up again, and throwing kicks and punches at anyone he can find.
Matt: Wait a minute, what is that?
Vanessa: That is the alarm, well it certainly hasn�t been thirty seconds.
Matt: The fans don�t care, they are counting.
4........3........
Vanessa: that�s cause the fans don�t understand time, the sleep just do what they are told.
2.........1
"You have 30 seconds to clear the f[Beep]ing area"
Eric: That is Dave Allan�s music, he lost out in the first round, he isn�t supposed to be here. But there he is and he has a microphone.
Dave: Hey Sammy, I thought I�d come and see if the War Machine was as though as he thought he was, you wanna sneak up on me? That�s fine, just remember, you are playing mind games with the wrong cat.
Eric: He just dropped the mic and Warhammer who was dazed from the Mullrooney sleeper just snapped awake like a shark that smelt blood, wow, the closer Allan gets to the ring, the wider Warhammer�s eyes and that vein his forehead is throbbing.
Matt: Warhammer just exploded across the ring, He just knocked down, Apsey, and Blacklung with a double Lariat, he took Mullrooney out with a big boot the face, he just caught an attempted cross body by Sharpe and Warhammer completes the fall away slam.
Vanessa: Wow what destruction,
Eric: Now Warhammer over the top rope with a cross body. I�ve never seen Warhammer do that, he is so enraged and common sense or sense of reality has been lost to him, he is out to hurt Allan any way he can.
Vanessa: Yeah but he just eliminated himself,
Matt: It doesn�t seem that he cares, he wants to kill Allan.
Eric: Allan now with a low blow is trying to get away, and what is this? Apsey just followed Warhammer over the top rope and knocked the War Machine face first into the steel ramp.
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Matt: Here comes brock, on his way to the ring. Oh my god he was just caught by Sharpe with a Lariat, Brock bounces off the ropes, and Sharpe catches him with a Belly to Belly suplex.
Eric: Look at that the brawl on the outside has turned into a bloody exchange of punches between Apsey, and Warhammer who has been cut open on his forehead from the ramp. Allan being the coward that he is, has snuck out of the fray. Wait a minute, Apsey, looks like he is gonna suplexes Warhammer, here we go, no Warhammer hooks one of Apsey�s legs and blocks it now Warhammer Apsey up, OH MY GOD, Warhammer Driver on the concrete floor.
Matt: He just did that to the voice of the people
Vanessa: He is the people�s vegetable now.
Eric: Warhammer is off, and running to the back after Allan.
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Eric: Warhammer just passed Steve Johnson on the ramp, good god. Johnson is a house of fire, he just hit Blacklung with a huge right hand, and again, and he goes for the trifecta, and No, Blacklung with a back waste lock, Steve Johnson with a mule kick low blow, he has Blacklung set up for a DDT, and now a reverse DDT. Blacklung reverse with a back flip, and pick Johnson up, and GREAT CAESAR�S GHOST the momentum helped Blacklung lift Johnson, and he just nailed him with a tombstone piledriver, and Blacklung rolls over obviously tired from that brilliant exchange.
Matt: Wow an amazing display of technical wrestling, finally the medics are out here to work on Apsey who hasn�t moved since that Warhammer driver.
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Vanessa: Oh god, here come Pretty Bad Liam Gannon
Matt: That is pretty boy
Vanessa: Call him what you want, not that there is anything wrong with that.
Eric: Now, we have Sharpe and Mullrooney, Sharpe has been laying to into Mullrooney with fists to the abdomen and kidneys, not a whole lot of wrestling talent, but they are effective. Sharpe knocks Mullrooney down and goes for a kick, and Mullrooney grabs his leg, what is his, he tripped Sharpe, and oh my, I�ve never seen this in the CWF, it is the Oklahoma Roll, wow, he is gonna try to wear Sharpe out.
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Matt: Sound can only mean, one man, and here comes, Xander Calvin Lence
Vanessa: Welcome to America where everything gets turned into an acronym.
Eric: Lence, grabs a hold of Damon Brock right away, and but Blacklung, with a shot to Lence�s back, now Blacklung and Brock are gonna double Lence right away, Mullrooney has a head lock on Sharpe in an attempt to keep the double team on Lence. Brock and Blacklung with a double Brainbuster on one half the tag team champions.
Matt: Now they are in control finally someone is using there brain.
Vanessa: Lence took that shot hard, ahahah
Eric: Pretty Boy just grabbed Johnson fires him into the ropes and catches him in a waist lock, and wow what a suplex. Look on the floor, Apsey is tearing off the oxygen mask, and he is fighting off the medics as he stumbles up the ramp in the direction Warhammer and Allan headed earlier.
Sharkstone and Lokust cut off the medics and let Apsey get away.
Matt: Listen to this crowd,
crowd: Ap-sey, Ap-sey.
Vanessa: why doesn�t his idoit know when to quit?
Matt: No, and the people love it, Apsey has disappeared into the back.
Eric: Look into the ring, Brock and Blacklung off the ropes, and going for a double clothesline, Lence ducks and back body drops Brock to the outside, and turns a stunned Blacklung around and after a kick to the stomach, What is this, Xclently Done, Blacklung is out cold face down on the mat, wow that came out of no where.
Matt: Look at Mullrooney, a text book vertical suplex on Pretty Boy,
Vanessa: Pretty Bad
Matt: That was lacking technically
Vanessa: Not the suplex it was perfect, the opponent is what was pretty bad.
Eric: Now Mullrooney off the ropes, and Derek Drop, Derek Drop. That�s the big move wow, Mullrooney now, with Pretty Boy, and he deposits him over the top rope, and then there were five. Mullrooney, now stumbles into the corner he is looking tired at this point.
Matt: Blacklung is getting back to his feet, and looks like he has been through a war, he has put on a brilliant wrestling preformance today.
Vanessa: Is this snooze fest almost over?
Eric: Blacklung now on his feet, and not long as he is knocked down by Steve Johnson. Johnson now, setting Blacklung up for a vertical suplex and he drops him across the top strand and Lence with drop kick to Blacklung�s skull, what a noise, and it is enough to knock Blacklung to the floor. We now have four men all standing in a corner. Sharpe and Lence are smiling, what is that all about?
Matt: Well I�d think they�d have the numerical advantage.
Vanessa: Well no kidding, stupid, I mean seriously Mattie how long did that math take?
Eric: Well we see the most likely pair off of the night, Mullrooney smirks at Lence , and Lence smirks back. The fans must realize that a lot is at stake here, the winner not only gets a title shot, but two and three also get title shots so the next man eliminated goes home with nothing to show for his grueling effort. Mullrooney with a headlock to a hammer lock, with a front trip, now he slides up and pulls on Lence�s head, and he is really wrenching on the neck.
Matt: Mullrooney has really worn his opponents down tonight
Vanessa: Well when you that good technically you understand how to dominate a man physically while spending minimal effort, so Derek is as fresh as a man could be at this point. He has player the game of human chess well.
Eric: Mullrooney, now back to his feet and has Lence in a headlock, and Johnson is just pounding away on Sharpe in the corner, Sharpe looks like a beaten man. Johnson helps Sharpe to his feet, and now places him on the top turnbuckle, He goes for the punch and Sharpe blocks it. Tornado DDT on Johnson, and now Mullrooney whips Lence into the ropes, and he is going for hte back body drop, and no Lence catches him with his head down, Xcently Done, good god, Mullrooney is out of it. Lence scoops Mullrooney up and goes to deposit him over the top rope, but Steve Johnson grabs Derek�s ankle.
Matt: Good strategy, he doesn�t want to be left alone with the Elite.
Vanessa: What a coward, what a genius.
Eric: Lence finally see�s it and let go, Mullrooney scrambles to the corner. But now Lence and Sharpe are gonna stop away on Johnson, and here comes Mullrooney he just gave the Derek Drop to Johnson, after Johnson saved him. What a sick human being.
Matt: He calls this fair play?
Vanessa: No, Derek is out to win. It makes perfect sense to me.
Eric: Derek is now pounding on Johnson, and Oh My God, Lence just clocked Sharpe. Falling gutwrench powerbomb on Sharpe and Lence has him set up, are we gonna see the Xcently Done, Lence has it set up, and no he just let go of Sharpe who has fallen to his knees, now he is telling Sharpe, about how he could�ve crushed him. For the love of all that is holy, Lence just kicked a field goal with Sharpe�s face. He is nose is busted open, and it looks like he might have lost a tooth in the process. Mullrooney is gonna take Johnson out with a Lariat over the tope rope.
Matt: Wow a back body drop my Johnson.
Vanessa: But look at Mullrooney he grabbed the top rope and only one foot touched the floor. But he has himself up on the apron,
Eric: Mullrooney now with a waist lock over the top rope, it looks he is gonna lift Johnson to the outside what balance and power, No Johnson just turned it into a cross body block and both men to the floor Mullrooney on the bottom, and Johnson manages to land on Mullrooney and has now touched the floor.
Matt: We are down to the Elite, and Lence and Sharpe don�t seem to be the happy couple on most days. Lence for a Kick, and No, Sharpe catches him with a T-bone suplex good lord, and men are down,
Vanessa: As if I gotta look one of these two in a match for the world title at Overdrive.
Eric: What is this? Lence is standing in the corner, and Sharpe with low blow. Irish Whips Lence across the ring and he rocks Lence with a clothesline.
Matt: Seeing a man�s own blood does something sick to him.
Vanessa: Yeah it makes him realize how horrible he looks.
Eric: Sharpe, left, right , left, right, and now repeated kicks to the stomach and Sharpe now lifts Lence onto the top rope Now Sharpe on his way up, looks like He is going for a hardway suplex, no Lence counters with a punch to the stomach if one of them falls off them match is over. Lence now wobbling, he grabs Sharpe, and sets him up, No way he wouldn�t, he couldn�t, GREAT ODIN�S BREAD. Xcently Done to the outside, but who hit first, what it is Lence? What is Sharpe? Lence just hit his head on our table them when landed both men are out. What is the referee saying?
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen this match has ended in a TIE, Your number one contenders for the world title are Nick Sharpe, and XC Lence.
Eric: Here come the medics, Sharpe�s face is busted, Lence�s left ankle looks broken, and he too is not conscious, wait we are getting word from the back, there is something going on back there.
Matt: what an ending what else could possibly be happening?
Vanessa: As if the pair weren�t ugly enough, god.
Eric: It is Sanm Warhammer he is still looking for David Allan and Apsey is looking for Warhammer. What is that sound.
Warhammer: Where are you! Allan, where the hell are you, you yellow bellied coward.
(A child�s voice can be heard,)
[voice]: I�m over here Dad.
Warhammer: STAN!, STAN?!
[stan]: In the closet, I�m stuck in here.
Warhammer: I�m coming, Allan will die for this.
(Warhammer rips open the door to find a walkie talkie)
Warhammer: What the Hell?
Eric: Great Ceasar�s Ghost Allan just waylayed Warhammer with a chair, Sam stumbled forward into the janitor�s closet. And Allan just locked the door. And here comes Apsey, he just drilled Allan with a fore arm, to the back of the head, and Dave goes down, now, Apsey is a wild man, he is stomping away at Allan�s ribs, What is that noise?
Matt: Look at the splinters of Wood, Warhammer is using that mallet to smash his way through the wooden closet door, it looks like a scene out of the shining.
Vanessa: This has gotten out of hand, finally one of these three is gonna die, Hopefully Apsey.
Eric: And the Rebel works over Allan, Wow that door just exploded Warhammer is pissed, He just speared Apsey through that dry wall covered wall. They are now in a whole nother room, and the now paster covered pair, are looking decimated. Allan makes his way through the hole, Apsey is stiring and Allan just pasted him with a chair, I think Apsey is out cold, Warhammer shakes his head, and sits up, and Allan just busted his forehead ove, with a sickening noise. Now, Allan is tearing off the right knee brace, that is the knee that was so badly hurt tonight, what is Allan gonna due,
Matt: Allan has lost it,
Vanessa: No, Mattie he is using his head, he is gonna cripple Warhammer.
Eric: OH MY LORD, Figure Four, Allan is gonna attempt to break Warhammer�s Leg, Oh my God, did you hear that POP, I think Warhammer�s knee might be done. Warhammer is screaming in Pain, and We gotta go, Ladies and Gentlemen we�ll see you next week.
