Eric Masterson - Welcome everyone to CWF Danger Zone, here on December 11th of the year 2000! We have got some exciting...
("Takin Care of Business" plays as Earache Brushoff walks out to the ring with a microphone in hand.)
Earache Brushoff - Now, sit down and shut up, I have some business to attend to. To start with, I will announce the schedule at a later date, not here, not now, except for one little match. There is a man by the name of Homie G who has been hounding my offices for a title shot of some sort. I have heard his cries, and as of now, next week`s main event is Brett Logan vs. Homie G for the CWF World Heavyweight Title. Now, let me do something I don`t usually do, let me shoot. Although not the fans in this building, there are a whole lot of people who say that the CWF is going straight downhill. To them I say only this. The CWF has survived for longer than a lot of wrestlers have even been wrestling. The CWF has triumphed and made comeback after comeback, and will continue to do so due to guys like Brett Logan, Paranoia, Joey Reid, Dirk Stone, Predator, Extreme Icon, Kevin Kirkland, Blackbird 13, and a whole host of others. So to our critics, shut up, sit back, and watch us rise once more.
Ok, enough with that. I was looking over tonight`s schedule and something struck me about a few matches. To start with, Snake Eyes and Sampson Black vs. Peng and Justin Blade. Well, since they don`t care, neither do I, that match is scrapped from the show. They are all here tonight, but each and every one of them was late, so they don`t need to compete tonight.
Next match I have a problem with is Brett Logan vs. those three losers. I gave them a chance before I ever met them, mostly just cause I wanted to get Logan, but after meeting them, I don`t like them all that much, so that match is also scrapped.
Warning and me got into a verbal altercation backstage, so Warning, you`re fired and Super Monkey wins his match with you by default.
The other matches will go on as planned with only one more change, Extreme Icon vs. Christopher Prize will be a scaffolding match! Now, bring out the first victims, Blackbird 13 and Xavier Cross!
("Down Came A Blackbird" plays as Blackbird walks out from the crowd with a mic in hand.)
Blackbird 13 - Xavier, don`t even bother coming out, I forfeit, you win. Earache, listen and listen well. I came to this arena tonight for one reason, to request my World Title shot. However, I believe Homie G to be a very deserving individual, and I won`t do that to him. Just keep this in mind. The second you start to screw around with this federation too badly, that is the second I take my shot and make it all evened out.
Earache Brushoff - Fine, as of RIGHT NOW, I am declaring that the champion does NOT get a mandatory rematch, for ANY title!
Blackbird 13 - You can declare whatever you want, whenever you want, but remember that for me, and all the other current and former champs who haven`t gotten rematches, your law doesn`t matter. It was passed AFTER we lost the belt. Soo, I`ll take my rematch when I`m ready. Quote the Blackbird, Nevermore
(Xavier Cross comes running out to attack Blackbird. Blackbird nails him though as Brushoff slides out of harms way.)
Matt Murdock: Predator has come running down to the ring!
(He grabs a chair and slides in Xavier Cross swings at Predator, but Predator ducks and his Xavier with the chair! Blackbird comes running at Predator and Predator throws the chair at Blackbird, OH MY GOD! Predator just connected with Drop Shot into the chair! Blackbird is bleeding and Predator has a mic.)
Predator: Blackbird, we have fought before, and we will fight again. I had this week off, but next week i want you in a Hell in a Cell match! There is three stipulations, first there will be weapons, lots of them. Second to win we have to use our finisher and cover. It don't matter how many weapons we hit each other with, or how many times we cover until we use our finisher. Blackbird i have felt yours and now you have felt mine, it is time to see who's is best. Oh, and one other thing, to win you have to get two out of the three pins. If i know you you will accept, but if you don't then i am coming after you anyway.
(Predator throws down the mic as "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by MegaDeth begins playing over the speakers as Predator walks up the ramp and out of sight.)
Joey Reid vs. Dark Savior - CWF Television Title
Christopher Spratcher - This match is set for one fall! Introducing first, Joey Reid!
(Reid makes his way to the ring.)
Christopher Spratcher - His opponent, Dark Savior!
(Savior doesn`t come out. TyMe is already in the ring and stares at Reid.)
Eric Masterson - It appears that TyMe is going to start a countout for Dark Savior! 1...2...3...4..5...6...7...8...9...10! Joey Reid wins by countout! TyMe is leaving the ring! He did just what he said he would, he called the match right down the middle! Reid seems frustrated and disappointed! I know he`s gonna have something to say to Brushoff! But now, let`s get down to our next match for the CWF Extreme Hardcore Title, Dirk Stone against Surfer Dude!
Surfer Dude
Vs
Dirk Stone
Christopher Spratcher - This next match is a a No
Disqualifications Matchup...
Christopher Spratcher - This match is for the CWF Extreme Hardcore Championship Coming down the aisle, weighing 225 pounds, [Fans cheer as Surfer Dude walks out] Suuurfeeer Duuudeee!!!
[Surfer Dude makes his way to the ring.]
Christopher Spratcher - And his opponent, ["The Wicker Man" by Iron Maiden plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Buffalo, NY, weighing 290 The CWF Extreme Hardcore Champion. He is Diiirk Stoooneee!!!
[Dirk Stone walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Eric Masterson - Surfer Dude sends Dirk Stone into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Matt Murdock?
Matt Murdock - Does it hurt? Then it's good! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Vanessa McLure?
Vanessa McLure - No. Surfer Dude pulling Dirk Stone back to his feet. Surfer Dude with the cover on Dirk Stone...1...2...KICKOUT!
Eric Masterson - Dirk Stone is out cold! Stone is stumbling.
Matt Murdock - Quick cover by Surfer Dude Dirk Stone kicks out before the one count! Cover by Surfer Dude ...1 ...2 ... Greg Falling is pointing to the ropes Dirk Stone has his foot on the ropes! Surfer Dude lifting Stone into position for something. He devastated the neck of Dirk Stone with a Tombstone type piledriver. Boston crab being applied by Surfer Dude ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Vanessa McLure - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Dirk Stone got out of that at the last second! Stone is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Eric Masterson - Stone hops back to his feet. Dirk Stone charges in with a shoulder, which takes Surfer Dude off his feet. Figure four attempt by Stone. Surfer Dude kicks him off quick.
Matt Murdock - That could have been the end of Surfer Dude! Surfer Dude needs to try for a comeback! Dirk Stone picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Vanessa McLure - Surfer Dude hops back to his feet. Surfer Dude with the cover on Dirk Stone...1...KICKOUT! Surfer Dude is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Eric Masterson - Dirk Stone Got out of it! He's lucky! Stone climbing back to his feet, Surfer Dude moves in... Vertical Suplex! Stone moving back to his feet Surfer Dude scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Surfer Dude out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Dirk Stone went down quick!
Matt Murdock - Stone moving to his feet. Surfer Dude kicks him back down! Surfer Dude with a roll up. Greg Falling counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Vanessa McLure?
Vanessa McLure - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Eric Masterson - Dirk Stone hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Stone pulls it off and drops Surfer Dude like yesterdays newspaper! What an awesome match!!!!
Matt Murdock - Good call!
Vanessa McLure - Surfer Dude hops back to his feet. Stone charging Surfer Dude ... clothesli NO! Surfer Dude counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Surfer Dude with a lateral press Greg Falling ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Eric Masterson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Surfer Dude lifting Dirk Stone into position for something. He devastated the neck of Dirk Stone with a Tombstone type piledriver. Surfer Dude with the hair of Dirk Stone.
Matt Murdock - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Vanessa McLure?
Vanessa McLure - No.
Eric Masterson - Quick cover by Surfer Dude Dirk Stone kicks out before the one count! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 .. Dirk Stone reverses ...1 ...2 ... Surfer Dude reverses again ...1 . Kick out!! A huge boot to the face sends Stone off his feet! Surfer Dude Stomping away at the chest of Dirk Stone! Surfer Dude drops a knee on lower leg of Stone! Currently this match is all Surfer Dude!
Matt Murdock - Leg drop across the throat of Surfer Dude! Surfer Dudes face is being slammed over and over by Dirk Stone
Vanessa McLure - That could cave in his face!! Stone repeatedly slamming Surfer Dudes down! He could break his nose!!
Eric Masterson - Surfer Dude with repeated boots to the knee of Dirk Stone. Working the leg! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Matt Murdock?
Matt Murdock - Well Surfer Dude just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Surfer Dude. Surfer Dude driving a knee into the spinal area of Dirk Stones back!! Surfer Dude is moving back to his feet Boston crab being applied by Surfer Dude ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Vanessa McLure - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Dirk Stone got out of that at the last second!
Eric Masterson - Dirk Stone hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Stone stuns Surfer Dude. Stone applys a headlock and bulldogs Surfer Dude to the ground! Surfer Dude taking an onslaught of punishment! Dirk Stone is pounding away at his entire body!
Matt Murdock - Lock up... Surfer Dude with an armdrag takedown. Surfer Dude spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Dirk Stone Atomic Drop by Surfer Dude send Stone to the ground!
Vanessa McLure - Surfer Dude measuring him up elbow smash! Leg drop across the throat of Dirk Stone! Surfer Dude is moving back to his feet Cover by Surfer Dude ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Dirk Stone. Surfer Dude with a lateral press Greg Falling ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Eric Masterson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Dirk Stone makes it out.
Matt Murdock - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Vanessa McLure - Dirk Stone hops back to his feet. Surfer Dude is dazed! Stone picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Surfer Dude. Good moves by Dirk Stone.
Eric Masterson - Surfer Dude needs to try for a comeback! Dirk Stone dives on to Surfer Dude and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Surfer Dude!
Matt Murdock - What an incredible series of punches!! Stone comes down across the back of Surfer Dude with a double axe handle!! Surfer Dude just can't make it to his feet! Surfer Dude is ROCKED with a big elbow! Dirk Stone picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Dirk Stone with a roll up. Greg Falling counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Vanessa McLure - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Eric Masterson?
Eric Masterson - No. Dirk Stone is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Matt Murdock - Surfer Dude Got out of it! He's lucky!
Vanessa McLure - Surfer Dude is stumbling. We're not seeing much offense from Surfer Dude.
Eric Masterson - Surfer Dude hops back to his feet. Surfer Dude is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Dirk Stone's chest! Surfer Dude takes Stone off his feet with a drop kick to the chin! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Matt Murdock?
Matt Murdock - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Surfer Dude hooks a boston crab
Vanessa McLure - Can he turn him over???
Eric Masterson - YESS!! Now will Stone tap out?? Greg Falling is asking him, and He refuses to tap!!! Surfer Dude rolls Stone over for a cover! One.. two... three!!! Greg Falling is calling for the bell.
[Surfer Dude won the match in 33 minutes and 0 seconds.]
Christopher Spratcher - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww CWF Extreme Hardcore Champion Suuurfeeer Duuudeee!
Vanessa McLure - That good for nothing proved to be good for something! Wow! I can`t believe that Surfer Dude beat Stone like that! A nice match with a new champ. Great, wonderful, let`s go to the next match, where we get to see someone go splat! Ya know guys, I`m not saying a word during this one, I`m just gonna watch the beauty of it!
Extreme Icon vs. Christopher Prize - Scaffolding Match
Eric Masterson - Oh next match is against one of CWF's new up coming stars and a comeback match for a former World Champion.
Matt Murdock - Thats right, Christopher Prize is a new comer to this fed and with an impressive win last week he looks to be a great talent to come. He is a strong, technical wrestler and once he gets going it's hard to stop him.
Eric Masterson - Yes but his opponent isn't...and this match isn't a normal match. His opponent is the only man in CWF history to hold two different titles for two months, and he is without a doubt one of if not the most Extreme Hardcore fighter the CWF has seen. Christopher Prize is a great new talent but I think he is out of his league on this one.
Matt Murdock - The Icon isn't that great, yes he held the Heavy Metal/Extreme Hardcore title for two months and yes he held the Tag Team titles for two months also but when he won the World title, he couldn't even pick up a win. The Icon is nothing but a mid-carder who got lucky.
Eric Masterson - The Icon is more then a mid-carder and although he never picked up a win as World Champ he did have a destroyed wrist, it was a surprise that he won the title in the first place.
Matt Murdock - The Icon even said that his wrist had nothing to do with it and that Kirkland just got the better of him, so don't make up excuses for him. Christopher Prize is going to beat this CWF has-been and he is going to do it at the Icon's own game.
Eric Masterson - We will see about that, here is Spracher to get the show on the road.
Christopher Spratcher - Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for your next match with a thirty minute time limit and it is a Scaffolding Match. The winner is the man who is able to throw their opponent off the scaffold to the tables below set up in the ring.Entering first weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds and at a height of six feet one inch, he is
["Killing in the name of" by Rage Against the Machine starts to play over the speaker system. The Lights go out and strobe lights go on. The strobe lights are focused on the entrance ramp and the arena is already dark, then the strobe lights shut off and the arena goes dark. A wall of fire shoots up from the entrance ramp and the strobe lights turn back on. The fire wall goes down and the Extreme Icon is standing on the entrance ramp with his arms out to each side.]
THE EXTREME ICON!!!!!!
[The Icon starts to walk down to the ring but from behind is hit in the back of the head with a steel chair by Chistopher Prize. Prize has a whole trash can full of weapons behind him.]
Matt Murdock - Thats right, back in the Icon's day he might have been able to see that coming but he is too old and washed up, Prize is in full control of this match and just like I said is on his way to victory. Prize with two more shots to the back and head of the Icon.
Eric Masterson - Prize drops the chair and picks the Icon up, and the Icon is standing there dazed, Prize reaches into his trash can and pulls out a kendo stick. They are still at the top of the ramp and Prize cracks the Icon in the head with that cane, but Icon still on his feet. Prize again, and again, the Icon is still up and now bleeding.
Matt Murdock - Icon is at the edge of the stage and Prize goes for the final shot, the shot that would knock the Icon of the stage and out of this match, swings and NO, NO!!!
Eric Masterson - Yes, yes....Icon ducks it and hits a russian leg sweep with the cane across the neck of Prize. The Icon reaches his feet first followed by Prize shortly after. Icon turns around and hits Prize with a monster clothsline that sends Prize back to the floor hitting his head hard on that steel floor of the ramp.
Matt Murdock - Where is Icon going, he just went back through the entrance door and Prize is still down on the floor holding the back of his head. The Icon is coming back out and he has his own trash can with him...what is this idiot doing?
Eric Masterson - He is going to give Prize a lesson in Extreme, Icon takes out a....is that a stretcher?
Matt Murdock - Yes it is and Icon wheels his dumbster of toys down the ramp and it hits the ring and comes to a stop. Icon now picks Prize back up to his feet and suplex's him back down. He now puts Prize on the stretcher and....
Eric Masterson - Oh My God...he just sent prize and that stretcher down the ramp and Prize just went feet first into the dumbster. When the stretcher hit, Prize was thrown up and hit that dumbster face first. Icon is now down there right beside Prize and takes out an Ironing board from his dumbster.
Matt Murdock - Prize get up...Prize get up!
Eric Masterson - Since Prize doesn't want to listen to you the Icon his going to help him up. Icon picks up Prize and set's him up on that Ironing board. Icon climbs the ring apron and is now on the top rope. He leaps off and....
Matt Murdock - Prize moved, Icon just bent that whole Ironing board in half and his clutching his rib area, and is wearing the Crimson mask and I think he might be really hurt. Prize picks up Icon and delivers a back breaker and Icon is smiling but you can tell he is in pain...way to go Prize.
Eric Masterson - Prize starts to drag Icon by the hair to the scaffold but stops and goes back to the dumbster. Prize reaches in and takes out a bamboo cane wrapped in barbwire and starts to cane the Icon again and again. Prize starts to climb the Scaffold and the Icon is bloody and down on one knee.
Matt Murdock - Thats right, Prize has this match won, Icon should just take the loss like a man and go up there so Prize can end his misery. Icon now up to both feet and looks up and see's Prize standing on top of the scaffold taunting him. The Icon is smiling though. He is heading back to the dumbster....what is he doing now?
Eric Masterson - Icon reaches in and now has a bucket of something...whats in the bucket, what is he going to do. The Icon now making his way up and Prize is waiting for him. Icon reaches the top and puts the bucket down and heads towards Prize who charges at Icon and goes for a clothsline. Icon ducks the clothsline and delivers a clothsline of his own and picks Prize back up but Prize delivers a low blow and Icon drops to a knee.
Matt Murdock - Prize canes the Icon over the head with another shot from that barbwire cane and turns his back to celebrate...like he should because he has this match in the bag.
Eric Masterson - I wouldn't say that...the Icon is back to his feet and that shot from the cane had no affect on him. Icon is standing behind Prize and prize still hasn't realized it yet. Prize turns around and the Icon delivers the Evenflow DDT on Prize...this should be the end of the match, Prize is out.
Matt Murdock - NO!! NO!! NOOOOOO!!!
Eric Masterson - The Icon is walking back to that bucket, he takes the top off and starts to dumb it on to the tables below.....he throws the bucket down and....Oh My God he set all those tables on fire and he picks up Prize. Icon just powerbombed Prize of the scaffold and through the burning tables below!!! The Icon wins!!!!
Matt Murdock - He cheated....this couldn't happen, Prize was robbed.
Eric Masterson - The EMT's are in and putting out the fire and checking on Prize.
Christopher Spratcher - Your winner at fifteen minutes and ten seconds....EXTREME ICON!!!
Eric Masterson - What a Match...what a ending!!! You may not be seeing Christopher Prize for a while! As they help Prize to the back, let`s go to our next match, which I will call simply "Sharkstone`s Last Stand".
Vanessa McLure - Great match, now I`m gonna talk for my man`s match! Yeah! Sharkstone is through!
Rayn, Mack McMicheals, and Shawn Temp
Vs
Lee Sharkstone
Christopher Spratcher - This next match is a scheduled for
one fall...
Christopher Spratcher - Introducing first, coming down the aisle, Rayn, Mack McMicheals, and Shawn Temp, they weigh in at over 700 pounds!!
[They climb into the ring]
Christopher Spratcher - And their opponent, [Lee Sharkstone steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 327 pounds, from Manchester, England, Leeeeee Shaaarkstoooneee!!!!!!!!!!!
[Lee Sharkstone walks to the ring.]
Eric Masterson - Looks like Rayn is going to start this match against Lee Sharkstone.
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Matt Murdock - A kick to the face takes Rayn off his feet. Quick cover by Lee Sharkstone Rayn kicks out before the one count! What an awesome match!!!!
Vanessa McLure - Good call!
Eric Masterson - Lee Sharkstone with a roll up. Greg Falling counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Cover by Lee "The Shark" Sharkstone ...1 ...2 ... Greg Falling is pointing to the ropes Rayn has his foot on the ropes! Rayn sure could use some help now. Pinning combination by Lee Sharkstone ...1 ...2 ... Rayn grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Lee Sharkstone pulling Rayn back to his feet.
(Apseys locker room appears on the titontron and the fans go wild at the sight of him, he's sitting on a stoll in the centre of the room, eyes fixed on the footage of whats happening out in the main arena)
Matt Murdock: I hope Apsey doesn`t do anything stupid...right now he looks fairly calm. Meanwhile, in the ring, a huge Bulldog by Rayn may have broken some of Lee "The Shark" Sharkstones teeth! Pinning combination by Rayn ...1 ...2 ... The Shark grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Figure four attempt by Rayn. Lee Sharkstone kicks him off quick.
Vanessa McLure - That could have been the end of Lee "The Shark" Sharkstone! Cover by Rayn ...1 ...2 ... Greg Falling is pointing to the ropes Lee "The Shark" Sharkstone has his foot on the ropes! Rayn picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Eric Masterson - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Matt Murdock?
Matt Murdock - No. Rayn is all over Lee "The Shark" Sharkstone! He's choking him out!! The Shark won't be able to take that for long! Lee Sharkstone climbing back to his feet, Rayn moves in... Vertical Suplex! Rayn's going for a boston crab.
Vanessa McLure - He's not gonna get it on Lee "The Shark" Sharkstone is to quick! Rayn dives on to Lee Sharkstone and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Shark!
(Apseys locker room is shown on the titontron again, a half smile on his face, there is no sound but he seems to be screaming encouragement to his friend)
Vanessa McLure: he wont be able to stop himself once Shark loses his wind
Eric Masterson - What an incredible series of punches!!
Matt Murdock - Rayn goes back to his corner and tags in Mack McMicheals.
Vanessa McLure - Lee Sharkstone hops back to his feet. The Shark attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Mack McMicheals tries for some of his own and Lee Sharkstone blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Eric Masterson - Mack McMicheals isn't going to give up to that! We've got a stare down.
Matt Murdock - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Mack McMicheals down hard!! The Shark with the hair of Mack McMicheals.
Vanessa McLure - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Eric Masterson - Lee "The Shark" Sharkstone's going for a boston crab.
Matt Murdock - He's not gonna get it on Mack McMicheals is to quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Vanessa McLure?
Vanessa McLure - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Eric Masterson - Mack McMicheals lunging toward Lee "The Shark" Sharkstone and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Mack McMicheals!! A huge boot to the face sends Lee "The Shark" Sharkstone off his feet!
Matt Murdock - Mack McMicheals taking an onslaught of punishment! Lee "The Shark" Sharkstone is pounding away at his entire body! Leg drop across the throat of Mack McMicheals! Lee Sharkstone repeatedly slamming Mack McMichealss down! He could break his nose!! Lee Sharkstone with repeated boots to the knee of Mack McMicheals. Working the leg! Mack McMichealss face is being slammed over and over by Lee Sharkstone
Vanessa McLure - That could cave in his face!! The Shark is moving back to his feet
Eric Masterson - Mack McMicheals hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Mack McMicheals may have broken some of Lee "The Shark" Sharkstones teeth!
Matt Murdock - The Shark hops back to his feet. Lee Sharkstone scoops slams Mack McMicheals and boy did he hit hard!! Lee Sharkstone out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Mack McMicheals went down quick! Pinning combination by Lee Sharkstone ...1 ...2 ... Mack McMicheals grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Boston crab being applied by The Shark ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Vanessa McLure - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mack McMicheals got out of that at the last second!
Eric Masterson - The tag was made and Mack McMicheals is going out, Rayn is coming in.
Matt Murdock - Huge Bulldog by The Shark may have broken some of Rayns teeth! The Shark with a roll up. Greg Falling counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Lee Sharkstone picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Vanessa McLure - The Shark is trying to pull Rayn back to his feet. Rayn with an eye gouge!! Down goes Lee "The Shark" Sharkstone! Lee Sharkstone is ROCKED with a big elbow! Rayn with a roll up. Greg Falling counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Rayn with the hair of The Shark.
Eric Masterson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Matt Murdock - The Shark hops back to his feet. Lee "The Shark" Sharkstone levels Rayn with a foot to the face. Rayn needs to try for a comeback!
Vanessa McLure - Rayn hops back to his feet. Rayn slamming the head of Lee Sharkstone into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Rayn out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Lee Sharkstone went down quick! The Shark moving back to his feet Rayn scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Eric Masterson - Rayn stomping the face of Lee Sharkstone. There's no need for that! Rayn's going for a boston crab.
Matt Murdock - He's not gonna get it on Lee Sharkstone is to quick! Cover by Rayn ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by The Shark. Lee Sharkstone sure could use some help now.
Vanessa McLure - Figure four attempt by Rayn. Lee Sharkstone kicks him off quick.
Eric Masterson - That could have been the end of The Shark! Rayn is all over The Shark! He's choking him out!! The Shark won't be able to take that for long! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Lee "The Shark" Sharkstone makes it out. WAIT! Here come Predator and Kirkland!
Vanessa McClure: all 5 men are brutalising Shark...THIS IS GREAT!
(Apseys locker room is shown on the titontron...he's pacing up and down like a maniac)
Matt Murdock: The fans have broken into that Apsey chant as a bloody and broken Shark is helpless to defend himself.
Eric Masterson: Oh no...Shark has been picked to his feet by Mack and Kirkland....NO MORE!!!
Vanessa McClure: Predator has another chair...i think he's going to finish off the Shark once and for all
(The fans explode!)
Matt Murdock: APSEY JUST PICKED UP A CHAIR!!!
(Apsey, without pausing to look at the TV storms out of the room
)Eric Masterson: JON APSEY IS ON HIS WAY OUT HERE!!!!!
Fans: AP-SEY AP-SEY AP-SEY
Matt Murdock: Kirkland has a microphone....
Kirkland: APSEY...DONT COME OUT HERE....YOUR GONNA GET YOURSELF SUSPENDED YOU SON OF A BITCH....APSEY DONT....DONT COME OUT HERE....IM WARNING YOU....
(every fan in the arena leaps to their feet)
Matt Murdock: HERE WE GO FOLKS!!!! THATS APSEYS MUSIC!!!!
(Kirkland throws down the microphone and assumes a fighting stance)
(Wake up hits as Apsey comes sprinting out of the entrance curtains chair in hand)
Eric Masterson: HERE COMES APSEY!!!!
Matt Murdock: Apsey slides into the ring...CHAIR TO THE FACE OF RAYN!!!
Eric Masterson: he ducks the first shot from Shawn Temp and turns, slamming the chair into the face of Mack McMicheals, now Predator gets a chair to the face to, the fans are going wild
Matt Murdock: Kirkland hammers 2 or 3 right hands into the face of the rebel but Apsey puts a boot squarely between Kirklands legs and smashes the chair across Kirklands back, sending him to the floor.
Vanessa McClure: Temp tries to blindside him but Apsey ducks and BLADE RUNNER ONTO THE CHAIR! That good for nothing loser!!
Matt Murdock: LISTEN TO THOSE FANS...APSEY IS GOING TO BE SUSPENDED AND I DONT THINK HE CARES!! HERE COME THE REFEREE'S TO TRY AND BREAK THIS ALL UP
(a group of refs run down to the ring)
Vanessa McClure: WHATS THAT IDIOT DOING??? He floors two referees with that chair, down goes another ref from that right hand shot...APSEYS GONE INSANE!!
Eric Masterson: LOOK AT THE CARNAGE THIS KID HAS LEFT IN HIS WAKE...HE'S GESTURING FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS A SHOT AT HIM TO COME DOWN THE RAMP....MY GOD....THE CROWD ARE DEAFENING...LOOK AT THE HEAP OF BODIES IN AND AROUND THE RING
Fans: AP-SEY AP-SEY AP-SEY
Vanessa McClure: Why are they hitting his music???? Oh for gods sake!
Eric Masterson: Apsey mounts a turnbuckle and throws his arms into the air, he throws the chair to the outside and goes to check on Shark
Christopher Spratcher - Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your winners by DQ... RaYn, Mack McMicheals, and Shawn Temp!
(Temp rolls out of the ring and talks into Vanessa`s headset.)
Shawn Temp - Let me also go on record and say that I am now a Hellrazor! Together, we will be unstoppable!
(Shawn slides back in the ring with Mack and RaYn. Predator and Kirkland have left, presumably to get Kirkland ready for his match.)
Matt Murdock - Earth to Vanessa, anything you`d like to say on this situation?
Vanessa McLure - Yeah, I can`t wait till tonight! Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music! WHOO!
(With that, the two SCAR members start to make thier way out of the ring when Brushoff appears on the big screen.)
Earache Brushoff - Apsey! There is no way you are getting by with this! You are SUSPENDED until I say otherwise! You don`t like it, do something about it. If you hit me, you`re goin to jail! So, take your suspension, tuck your tail between your legs and go home! Sharkstone, I`ll get you next week. You should never have...
(Blackbird wallops Brushoff with a chair, then proceeds to beat him down, attacking him unmercifully until security shows up and pulls them apart as the camera fades back to the announcers.)
Eric Masterson - Uh... on that note, let`s go to our next match, the main event!
Matt Murdock - Wait!
(Mack`s Bodyguard steps into the ring with two boxes wrapped in gift wrapping paper and hands them to Mack. Mack then hands one to Shawn Temp and one to Rayn.)
Eric Masterson - Mack grabs the mic from Christopher Spracher.
Mack McMicheals - I want the two of you to open these boxes and think long and hard. But before you open the gift don't think it's something pleasent and joyful. Let's just say it's a little challenge from Mack to the two of you. Open these later on and then if you accept we will meet in the ring and settle things like men. I don't like odds 3 against 1 when our one opponent couldn't handle one of us blind folded. Let's just say a tag match might be in the future.
Matt Murdock - It looks like Mack has just invited Temp and Rayn to a tag team match against him and partner of choice. This could be one hell of a match.
Shawn Temp - (Mexican accent) Hey, man.... what's in the box?
Mack McMicheals - Something to help you prepare for this match....
(Mack leaves the ring though the crowd. Temp and RaYn then leave, confused, through the entry way.)
Kevin Kirkland vs. Shane London vs. Jon
Apsey vs. Paranoia
Chris Spratcher: The next match is scheduled for onefall! Introducing first, weighing in a 275, he is thereferee and first contestant, "HELLRAZOR" KEVINKIRKLAND!
("Hellrazor" blares over the PA system as Kevin Kirkland steps from behind the curtain and the fans gowild with boos. They are all sitting down, yelling stuff at him showing how they do not like him. Kevin raises his hands as if they were cheering him, and keeps walking to the ring. When he gets there, he climbs in and walks to the center of the ring. Heshows his "appreciation" to the fans, which make them boo even more.)
Chris Spratcher: And one of his opponents, weighing inat 233 pounds, hailing from Portland, Oregon, here isPARANOIA!
("Mudshovel blares over the PA as the fand cheer a lot more for him then they did Kirkland. But when nobody comes out, they get real quiet. Finally, Chris Spratcher says his name again, but still, nobody comes out.)
Chris Spratcher: And finally, the last man in thismatch, here is SHANE LONDON!
(Shane London's music plays as he walks down the aislewith a lot more cheers than the other two. Kirklandyells words at him and points. Finally, Shane Londonslides in the ring and gets in a corner. He walks in acircle, staring Kirkland in the eyes; Kirkland canonly grin. Kirkland calls for the bell and they go atit)
Masterson: How in the world is Kirkland going to beable to wrestle AND call the match fair?
McLure: Because he's more than enough man to wrestle,and he still has plenty left over to be a referee!
Murdock: And you would know! Anyways, Kirkland sendsLondon to the ropes, he bounces back and Kevin takeshim down with a boot to the face! Kirkland raises hishands in the air, acting as if he owns this matchalready.
Masterson: But Shane London is quick to get up. Theylock up, and London kicks Kevin in the midsection.Shane now pushes Kirkland back to the ropes, he comesback, SPEAR! Shane London quick to his feet, but notbragging early.
McLure: Hellrazor gets back up though. He gets hisbreath back and they lock up again. Kevin Kirklandwith a head butt to London, sending him backwards!Bouncing off the ropes, Kevin catches him in a bearhug and rams him into the turnbuckle! Kirkland looks alittle mad.Murdock: He now throws Shane London down and takes abreather. He starts the ten count...what a coincidence...
Masterson: Do I hear "abuse of power?" Either way,Shane London starts to get up, but Kevin kicks him inthe ribs, sending him on his back. Now Hellrazor grabs him by the throat and lifts him to his feet. Kirklandlooks for real, I think he's tired of everybodywanting to take him out.
McLure: He whips London to the ropes, but he comesback with a forearm to Kirkland's head. They startgoing at it, just throwing punches! They both hit eachother one good time. They lock up one more time...
Murdock: Shane London wins the match up, shoving Kirkland into the turnbuckle. Kirkland's bakc hithard! Bouncing back, Kirkland acts as if it didn'tphase him, but I KNOW he felt that one.
Masterson: Now Shane London puts his upper body intoit and wraps Kirkland up by the back, almost pushinghim all the way over! Kirkland falls against the ropesand London is trying to puch him over! NO! Kevinjumped out of the way and shoved London back!
McLure: London charges back, but Kirkland wraps up andpicks him up! Hellrazor runs into a turnbuckle,forcing Shane to break his fall! While Shane graspshis back, Kevin takes a hold of London's hair andthrows him down! He jumps on top of him and startspounding away.
Murdock: He covers...1..2..kickout!
Masterson: Quick count, wouldn't you say?
McLure: I seen nothing wrong with it, I think he'sdoing a good job of refereeing.
Murdock: You would....Kirkland lifts Shane London tohis feet. London starts to pound away at his opponentschest, but Kirkland barely feels it. Kevin is incontrol of this match early. London still gives his all...that's all he can do.
Masterson: Kevin steps back and throws his knee in thegut of London, sending Shane into the turnbuckle. Now Kevin starts kicking away at London's head, and there is no referee to stop it!
McLure: Kevin's doing a good job of being a referee!Why would someone pull him off right now?
Murdock: Now he takes a step back, letting his opponent catch his breath. Shane London tries to getup, but doesn't have much luck, it appears his lip is busted. Now Kevin helps him to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Kevin swings and London ducks, he bounces off the ropes and kicks Kevin in the back!
Masterson: Kevin goes to the other side of the ringand bounces back quick roll up, and Kirkland's hand bounces off the mat..1..2.KICKOUT!
McLure: Kevin didn't even know he was slapping the mat! That was close, Kevin almost lost and didn't evenknow about it, I still don't think he knows about it!
Murdock: Shane London rolls out of the ring to catchhis breath, as Kevin gets to his feet. Shane jumps inthe ring behind Kevin and grabs him by hishead...REVERSE DDT! KIRKLAND'S DOWN!
Masterson: Shane falls on Kirkland, expecting a count,but looks up and sees no ref! He looks down at Kirkland as he looks up and rolls over, forcing Shaneoff him.
McLure: Kevin gets to his feet, but Shane is therebefore him! DDT! Two great moves, that won't effect Kevin too much.
Murdock: You are saying that because you are in love with him.
McLure: Now, just because Shawn is with him, and I am in love with Shane.. er, Shawn thank you very much!
Masterson: You two quit playing your little games! Shane London and Kevin Kirkland are both down. Shane trying to get to his feet, and Kirkland is doing thesame. They are both up, and Shane swings...Kirklandducks and takes him down with a tackle!
McLure: Great move. Kirkland tries to get back up, anddoes so. Shane London is trying to get up as well.Kevin is taking a breather while he lets his opponentget up.
Murdock: Shane's almost up, but Kirkland rams his knee HARD into the face of London. Kirkland's been dominatemost of this match, I guess he was well prepared forit. He's showing he has strength against anybody lately.
Masterson: And London's been doing just as well, justnot as well-known as Kirkland. Speaking of Kirkland,he just grabbed Londong up and whipped him to the ropes...
McLure: Quick DDT sending him to the mat! Kirklandgoes to pick him up again, but Shane with a thumb tothe eye! That really caught Kirkland off guard, he'swalking to the turnbuckle.
Murdock: Shane London jumps to his feet out of desperation and dives at Kirkland, making Kirklandland on his back! He hit him right in the knee, andthat looked painful! Now London is stumbling to getup, and Kirkland is grasping his knee. Shane is up,and the crowd is going wild now!
Masterson: Kirkland has kept them quiet this whole match by dominating his opponent, but now London looks in control, and the fans are wild! They really are showing support for London, and at the same time theirhatred for Kirkland. . But Kirkland isn't going down easy. .NO! KEVIN KIRKLAND JUST HIT THE LETHAL INJECTION!
McLure: YES! That should be it,as Kirkland makes the cover....and the count..1.......2........3!
Masterson: Kirkland has won the match! Now he stands up and calls for the bell. Kevin Kirkland has defeated Shane London in a great match-up!
Matt Murdock - For Vanessa McLure, Eric Masterson, and the CWF, I am Matt Murdock saying good night and tune in next week!