-CWF Danger
Zone-
October 09, 2000
-CWF Danger
Zone-
October 09, 2000
(This appears on the screen:
CWF would like to extend our thoughts and prayers to the family and Brian Pillman. RIP!
(The scene cuts back, as the CWF arena is silent. The camera cuts to the announcers, and they begin speaking)
Matt: As you know, three years ago, Brian Pillman past away. We would like to extend our thoughts and love to the Pillman family, may God be with you!
Vanessa: Well, Rest in peace Pillman...
Eric: Definately.
Matt: Well folks, Matt did it one more time, a GREAT line-up ahead of us! First match, Sarge and Blackjack...should be great, let's get on with it! But first, I heard we have something to do...
Destiny steps through the ropes and pulls up the rope so the women can step through them. Logan, and Azteca follow. He signals for the microphone and it drops down]
Desmond: Good evening CWF fans. I wanted to come out tonight and speak with you about something. [Xania bows her head and her quiet sobs are heard through the microphone]
Desmond: As you know, earlier this week, my friend, the Assassin, died.
Desmond: His death was not as it should have been, but that does not
matter
now, all that matters is his life.
A camera catches the tears running down the faces of everyone in the ring, with the women hiding their faces on the shoulders of their companions.
["Welcome to the Jungle" starts to play and clips of Assassin's first match are shown, his time with The Gravediggers and other teams ... then his unmasking as a member of Asylum .. His World Title victory .. him standing next to Destiny, talking about himself and Asylum ... then blackness .. the screen goes dark.
Destiny looks into the camera, face wet with tears and takes a deep breath.]
Desmond: Assassin was my friend. He took me under his wing when he was
in
Asylum. I was a rookie and he taught me by his example. We spent time
together, but not enough, not enough to give me solace at his passing.
He was
a great one for CWF and for everyone around him.
I'm not going to say more about his out of ring exploits, because he
never
wanted them known, but I can say that those around him were forever
changed
by his presence.
We are dressed this way because in the Asylum family, along with many
others, said goodbye before we came to the arena tonight, but we wanted
to
say goodbye with everyone else.
Please join me in saying goodbye to Assassin.
The ring bell sounds -- One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten ......
Desmond takes the microphone and starts to say something, but starts to sob. Xania reaches for the microphone]
Xania: Thank You.
[Asylum exits, arm in arm with their companions]
Vanessa: Now, FINALLY for something good in life...instead of the pain and sorrow we have just felt..
["Oh Hell Yeah" by H-Blockx plays over the Public Announcement system. Right before the first chorus, Blackjack steps through the curtain with his head down and a bottle of water in his right hand. He lifts his head and looks around. He pours some water on his head and then Stephanie then comes out and puts her hand in Blackjack's. The two then walk down to the ring, Blackjack taking an occasional drink of the bottle. Blackjack then leads Stephanie to her spot on the outside and Blackjack climbs the steel steps into the ring. He stands there and raises his hands. He gets booed loudly. Blackjack then walks on the apron and steps through the ring ropes. He gets in the ring and bounces off the ropes to check them out. He takes one last sip of his drink and tosses it into the crowd.]
Murdock: These boos are odd, it seemed like a few weeks ago when the
crowd
was starting to get behind him, before he lost the People's belt.
McLure: You wanna know something, fans don't mean a thing.
Masterson: Well, maybe the problem is that he and his partner are
members of
the KKK.
McLure: That's never been proven, only alleged.
Masterson: Well, they are damn sure near it.
Murdock: Ahem, can we get back to the match?
McClure: Yes, Sarge has been calling out The Hellrazors and faces a
very
tough debut, maybe even too tough.
Masterson: C'mon, heh, with a name like Sarge, nobody is too tough for
him.
Spracher: And now, coming to the ring, from the United States Military
..
it's Sarge.
Murdock: Sarge goes right to work, Blackjack was leaning over the ropes
talking to Stephanie. He clotheslined BJ from behind.
McLure: What a dirty trick!
Masterson: Sarge is out of the ring, he's throwing BJ back into the
ring,
Jack is stunned!
McLure: Look, Stephanie is standing up for her man, trying to stop
Sarge. S.
O.B. he just hit a woman.
Murdock: Stephanie should know that she has no place around the game
... of
professional wrestling. Plus, there must be a better angle for her to
see the
match from.
McLure: Sarge is a jerk!
Masterson: And "jerk" is back in the ring, he's got the dazed Blackjack
on
his shoulder ... WHAT WAS THAT MOVE?
Murdock: I don't know .. but Blackjack is out cold. Sarge is resting
his feet
on Blackjack's chest for the pin .. huh?
McLure: That bastard woman abuser .. what is the ref counting for?
Masterson: It's a pin attempt .. hah ha.. and Sarge is doing pushups
with
each slap of the hand.
Murdock: 1-2-3.
Masterson: Sarge wins in impressive fashion!
McLure: He can stop doing push-ups ANY TIME!
Spracher: The winner of the match, in 1:31, SARGE!
Murdock: Wulf is already in the ring and is awaiting the arrival of
RaYn.
Spracher: Introducing next standing 6’1" and weighing in at 248
pounds, RaYn!
("I Disappear" by Metallica begins to play and RaYn steps out onto the ramp. He looks around for a minute, then begins walking down to the ring. He climbs the steps and into the ring.)
Murdock: This newcomer RaYn looks pretty good. I expect him to pull off
the
win.
Masterson: I'll have to disagree with you there, Wulf has been around
longer
so I think he will pull out the win.
Mclure: Would you two just shut up and call the match?!
Masterson: Yea! Shut up and call the match!
Murdock: Ok, whatever. RaYn and Wulf both come out swinging but RaYn
quickly
gets the upper hand. RaYn backs Wulf up against the ropes then grabs
him and
whips him to the other side, Wulf comes back and RaYn delivers a drop
kick!
Masterson: Impressive. RaYn picks Wulf up and suplexs him, he tries to
pick
him up again but Wulf delivers a low blow!
Mclure: That's why I like being a girl! Wulf stands up and picks RaYn
up and
whips him into the ropes and follows him in. CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP!
Masterson: RaYn isn't looking Impressive now! Wulf follows him
outside and
attempts to whip him into the steel steps but RaYn reverses it and
sends Wulf
into the steel steps!
Murdock: What was that you were saying about RaYn?
Masterson: I said, "Man he is looking impressive."
Murdock: That's what I thought you said. Anyways, back to the action.
RaYn
picks Wulf up and tolls him into the ring. He picks him up and sets him
on
the top rope, he climbs up and BAM! Superplex! Both men are down, both
men
are hurt! The ref begins to make the count.
1
Mclure: RaYn is up and Wulf is to his knees. RaYn is calling for The
RaYn
Drop! BAM! There it is The RaYn Drop! The ref counts.
Ref: 1...2...3!
Spracher: Your winner RaYn!
Murdock: I told you.
Masterson: SHADDAP!
2
3
4
5
6
7
Mclure: RaYn begins to get up.
8
9
Masterson: Well the Hell in the F'n Cell is next and this match will be
a
bloody brawl that will be an all out assault on each other and the
winner
will most likely be the man who can walk at the end of this match and
with
those four garbage cans filled with weapons I don't think either one of
these
guys will walk away.
Murdock: Thats right and I would have to give the advantage to Tragedy,
he is
a veteran in this business but also in these matches. He has been in
alot of
Hell in the Cell matches and has come out the victor in a lot of them.
I
would put money on Tragedy.
Masterson: I agree that Tragedy has the advantage in this type of
match, but
to be honest with you I think Tragedy has lost a step or two and isn't
as
good as he once was. The fact is Tragedy is getting old and looks to be
past
his prime, and Madox is younger and has more energy. I think we will
see a
new king of the cell and that will be Madox.
Murdock: We will see, but we know one thing it is going to be one hell
of a
fight between these two men. Well the cell is down and Spracher is
ready to
introduce the two men so lets get this match on the road.
Spracher: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is for one fall, and is
a Hell
in the F'n Cell!!!! Entering first at a height of six feet four inches
and
weighing in at two hundred and thirty-six pounds he is
Madox Child!!!!
Masterson: WOW, what an entrance. He sure looks ready for this match
it's
going to be a great match.
Spracher: and his opponent weighing in at two hundred and fifty-six
pounds
and at a height of six feet six inches, he is
Murdock: What the hell is that coffin for? This looks to be even better
then
I thought it would be, I want to know what that coffin is for.
Masterson: Well we will soon find out because the match is on the way
and
Madox and Tragedy lock up. Madox gets Tragedy in a headlock and Tragedy
is
quick to fight it off as he backs Madox into the ropes. Tragedy with a
couple
elbows to the mid section whips Madox off the ropes. The cell is just
about
down and Madox bounces off the ropes and heads back towards Tragedy.
Tragedy
waiting for Madox and attempts to clothsline Madox but Madox ducks and
hits
Tragedy with a jumping spin kick.
Murdock: Tragedy goes down but doesn't stay down for long as he bounces
right
back up from the spin kick. Madox grabs Tragedy as he is getting up and
delivers two, three forearm shots to the head of Tragedy. Tragedy takes
a
step back and Madox goes for a clothsline.
Masterson: He almost took off Tragedy's head and Madox is taunting, he
should
just go for a cover. Tragedy gets to one knee, and Madox throws a punch
to
the side of Tragedy's head, another one, and another. Madox tries for
another
punch but Tragedy blocked it and throws one of his one. Tragedy now
fighting
back to his feet, grabs Madox by the hair and throws Madox out of the
ring.
Murdock: Madox's is thrown over the top rope and hits the floor hard.
Tragedy
rolls out after him and is going under the ring. He is pulling
something
out.....it's a table, and he is setting it up on the outside. He turns
back
towards Madox and Madox delivers a low blow and Tragedy falls to one
knee.
Madox lifts Tragedy up and puts him ontop of the table. Madox climbing
the
ropes and he just put Tragedy through that table with a corkscrew
moonsault.
Masterson: The Ref is standing close by and Madox goes for the pin.
Ref: One.........Two........
Murdock: What the hell is Madox doing he might have won, but he pulled
up. Oh
wait I see Madox has spoted one of those garbage cans and he is walking
over
to one of them. He is digging in side a finds a VCR. He turns around
and
Tragedy superkicks the VCR right back in Madox's face.
Masterson: Tragedy is now going through the garbage cans and he pulls
out a
broom and breaks it right over the back of Madox. Tragedy pulls out
another
table from underneath the ring and sets it up. He picks up the dazed
Madox
and plants his head into the floor with a pulling piledriver. He then
lifts
Madox up and places him on the table.
Murdock: Why is Tragedy going to the other side of the ring? He is
looking
under the ring and he has a Kitchen Sink!!! What the hell, he slides it
in
the ring and then slides in after it. He picks it up over his head and
is
standing in front of Madox who is lying on that table. Tragedy just
threw
that kitchen sink.
Masterson: Madox just got out of the way, as he rolled off the table as
the
sink just went through the table and Tragedy doesn't look happy.
Tragedy is
digging through the trash can and so is Madox, they both pull out kendo
sticks. Madox swings for Tragedy's head, but Tragedy ducks and tries to
hit
Madox in the legs, but Madox jumps over the stick and on the way down
hits
Tragedy in the head, but it has no effect. Madox swings again and
Tragedy
takes a step back and looks dazed. Madox swings again but Tragedy side
stepd
it and delivers a russian leg sweep with the kendo stick across the
throat of
Madox.
Murdock: Tragedy is setting up yet another table and he places Madox on
it
again. Tragedy slides in the ring and is taunting Madox a little,
Tragedy
starts to climb to the top. Madox rolls off and climbs on the apron, he
is
trading puches with Tragedy and Madox looks to getting the upper hand.
Madox
grabs Tragedy by the throat and throws him from the top through the
table
with a chokeslam. Madox goes for the pin.
Ref: One......Two......
Masterson: Tragedy kicks out and Madox looks surprised.
Murdock: Well so am I, that was an amazing move and I thought it would
end it.
Masterson: Madox grabs Tragedy and tries to rack his face into the
cell's
fencing, but Tragedy blocked it and slams Madox's face into it two,
three
more times.
Murdock: See that is just experience right there, he knew where he was
in the
match and being in so many of these matches he knows what to expect. He
goes
under the ring and pulls out a chair. Madox starts to charge at Tragedy
and
Tragedy drops Madox with a samoan drop. Madox hits his back hard and
Tragedy
picks up Madox and then picks up the chair again. He swings and cracks
the
chair right in the side of Madox's head. Madox takes a step back and
Tragedy
hits him again, and Madox doesn't fall. Madox is now up against the
fence and
Tragedy swings again but Madox ducks and Tragedy hits the fecne with
the
chair.
Masterson: I don't think he ducked, it looks like he fell because he
isn't
doing anythign btu sitting there. Tragedy pulls out another table and
slides
it in the ring. He sets it up in the ring and Madox is back to his
feet.
Madox is walking towards the ring and Tragedy waits for him. Madox is
in the
ring and Tragedy walks towards him, Madox just spit a red substance in
the
face of Tragedy. Is that blood?
Murdock: Madox is laughing as Tragedy is trying to wipe what ever it is
out
of his eyes and off of his face. I think it is blood because look it
Madox's
mouth it is full of it and he is spitting it on the mat. Madox now
capitalizes and puts Tragedy through that table with a DVD. He goes for
the
pin.
Ref: One............Two..........
Masterson: How did he kick out? Madox stombs on Tragedy and then rolls
out,
he slides in a table, a chair and a bag.
Murdock: A bag of what?
Masterson: We will find out soon enough, but Tragedy is some how back
on his
feet and Madox is emptying out that bag, it's thumbtacks!! Tragedy is
still
weak and Madox just piledrivers Tragedy's head into those thumbtacks,
Tragedy
is bleeding. Madox goes for another pin.
Ref: One.......Two......Three!
Murdock: Your winner, MADOX CHILD!
Masterson: Madox wins a VERY hard fought battle. Madox is celebrating...and Tragedy's not finished! Both men are a bloody mess and now
Tragedy
throws Madox over the top rope and to the outside. Tragedy opens the
coffin
up and places Madox inside. Tragedy just set the coffin on fire, OH MY
GOD!!!! Madox is burning alive, but with in seconds officals with fire
extinguishers are putting out the fire as Tragedy walks away laughing.
Murdock: What a match, I can't belive what we saw, I can't wait for the
Flamming tables match, it's going to be nuts. Lets go to out next
match.
Spracher: The next match, is taking place on the
streets somewhere in Jamaica.
Matt: Anarchy with a sneak attack, and he's pounding
away at Desmond. Remember people, this is an actual
STREET match..ANYTHING goes!
Vanessa: That's why Anarchy is heading for a trash
can! He has it, but Desmond's already up. He turns
around...Desmond with a dropkick!
Eric: That sent Anarchy into a pile of trash...how
nasty!
Vanessa: I'm a girl, and I don't even call that
nasty...you are a pu..
Matt: WHOA! Watch the match....and your language! Look
at Desmond now, lifting Anarchy up, but Anarchy with a
counter attack to the gut of Desmond.
Eric: Anarchy rushes him, taking him to the ground,
and now they are rolling around, fighting! The people
around there do not know what's going on!
Vanessa: Desmond with the upper hand, now sitting on
top of Anarchy choking him. It looks as if Anarchy's
about to pass out!
Matt: Finally, Desmond let go, and Anarchy's gasping
for air! That will buy Destiny some time to get
weapons or whatever he is going to do.
Eric: He just lifts his opponent up, and brings him to
a brick wall...he picks Anarchy up, and sets him on
his shoulder...he charges at the brick wall...HE
CONNECTED!
Vanessa: Anarchy HAS to be in pain! Destiny in control
early, but this match is everything but over! Look at
Desmond now, looking around and chekcing out the
scenery.
Matt: That's a pretty rough place, you got boards with
nails, abandonned buildings, dumpsters, you can see
razor blades on the ground..everything.
Eric: Desmond now walking back to Anarchy. He grabs
him by the hair and lifts him up. As he takes the limp
body of Anarchy towards one of the buildings, he also
yells at him, telling him that he is nothing.
Vanessa: Anarchy just flew through the window! How
could Desmond do that!?
Matt: Now he jumps through the window himself! The
camera gets a good view now, and you see Destiny
grabbing a 2x4!
Eric: He goes to swing...NO! Anarchy with a low-blow!
He finally built up enough energy to come back from
the choke-hold!
Vanessa: Both men are down, and Anarchy's finally
starting to move a little.
Matt: Anarchy coughs a little, but nonetheless starts
to get up. Desmond, on the other hand, is still in
pain, but still starts to move.
Eric: Anarchy's almost up...he's up! As Anarchy wipes
the sweat off his face, he spits on Desmond. Now he
stumbles for a second, but has his breath back.
Vanessa: Desmond's almost up as well, but Anarchy
drives and tackles him, sending him back to the
ground, as they start swinging freely! What a great
match already!
Matt: They fight their way up, and both grab boards as
they seperate. Desmond swings, Anarchy jumps back,
swings, and hits Desmond's board! Destiny is looking
for something quick to grab...
Eric: But it's not going to happen! Anarchy swings at
his opponent, but Desmond jumps back, and hurries out
the window, back on the street!
Vanessa: Anarchy starts to go out the window, but
stops..and sees another window. He gently slides out
of it, and sees Destiny waiting for him to exit
through the first window....
Matt: Anarchy's one step ahead of Desmond! Anarchy
taps Desmond on the shoulder, then connects with a
right to the throat of Destiny! Anarchy grabs a little
bit of dust, and tosses it at Destiny, temporarily
blinding him!
Eric: Anarchy rushes to him, but Desmond is starting
to get his sight back already, but I think one eye got
alot of dust in it...the other...not so bad.
Vanessa: Destiny swings, Anarchy gets brushed back, he
grabs a broomstick laying on the ground..HE
CONNECTS..NO! DESTINY DUCKED AND SPEARED ANARCHY!
Matt: Now Destiny is starting to get his sight back,
and Anarchy is on the ground, but still getting up.
Eric: Great, quick thinking on the part of Destiny.
Now Desmond goes for the cover..
1..2.KICKOUT!
Vanessa: Desmond stumbles to his feet, with his eyes
watering. Anarchy starts to get up, and sees Desmond's
weakness. Anarchy to his feet.
Matt: They lock-up, Anarchy is shoved up against the
wall, but he kicks Desmond in the ribs...they are very
close to that dumpster!
Eric: Close? They are right next to it! Desmond swings
Anarchy around, and he hits the dumpster! Desmond
lifts Anarchy in a rush, and sets him on the edge of
the dumpster....
Vanessa: Anarchy kicks Destiny, sending Desmond into
the wall, and himself into the dumpster!
Matt: Destiny now jumps on the dumpster, and looks
down...ANARCHY DIVES OUT AND HITS DESTINY WITH A
BOARD, SENDING DESTINY TO THE GROUND! Anarchy stands
on the edge...he jumps...HE LANDED! THE COVER...
Spracher: Your winner, ANARCHY!
Vanessa: Now Anarchy's leaving Desmond there! They
should be home by next week! Stay tuned for our next match!
Spracher- The following is a Texas Tornado Tag Team Match!
Spracher- Introducing first, Dirk Stone!
Spracher- And his partner...
Spracher- Mack McMichaels!!
Spracher- And their opponents..Predator!
Spracher- And his partner..
Spracher- "Hellrazor"..Kevin Kirkland!!
Murdock- This should be quite an entertaining match.
Masterson- Remember, this is a Texas Tornado match. All of the
competitors
are in the ring at the same time.
McLure- I'm looking forward to some mayhem.
Masterson- Predator tries for a clothesline, but he misses.
Murdock-He's met with a dropkick to the face by Mack!
McLure- Now Stone is redirecting his attention to Kirkland.
Masterson-HUGE elbow from Kirkland into the chest of Stone.
McLure- Mack McMichaels is pounding away at Predator in the corner.
Murdock- Kevin Kirkland comes to Predators aid..he grabs Mack!
Masterson- Both Kirkland and Predator are stomping at Mack.
McLure- Predator is setting up Mack for Kevin.
Masterson-Kirkland goes for a punch to the face of Mack.
Murdock- Mack ducked out of the way! Kevin just whacked Predator in the
face.
McLure- They're setting him up for a double suplex.
Masterson- Can they lift the big guy up?
Murdock- They just did.
::Stone turns to Predator and starts punching him repeatedly.::
McLure- Kirkland is coming over.
Masterson-Stone landed on his feet! How in hell!?
Murdock- Well, Predator didn't.
McLure- The ref is out.
Murdock- Stone just hit Predator over the back of the head with that
steel
chair!
Masterson-Reverse DDT!
McLure-Mack is climbing the turnbuckle!! Look out below!!
Murdock-He hits the Moonsault!!!!!
Masterson- The ref is recomposing himself!
McLure- The slow count!
1..2..3!
Murdock: Mack and Dirk have defeated Kirkland and Predator! What an amazing match! Stay tuned for more action from CWF!
Spracher: This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the CWF People's Title! Introducing first, the challenger, from Jasper, Texas, weighing in tonight at 275 pounds, Predator!!!
("Shoulda Shot Me" blares over the Speakers as the challenger, Predator, appears to a mixed reaction. He makes his way to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. Predator heads to the corner to loosen up and await his opponent)
Spracher: And his opponent, from Portland, Oregon, weighing in tonight
at 233 pounds, he is the CWF People's Champion, Paranoia!!!
Masterson: And these guys not wasting any time, Paranoia with a quick
double leg takedown and some mount punches, but Predator rolls him over
and gets in a few punches of his own. Both men up quickly, Predator
ducks a clothesline attempt and comes back with a beautiful Flying Back
Elbow!
Murdock: Predator with a scoop and a slam, and quickly into a Modified
Dragon Sleeper, but Paranoia with a quick move reverses it into a
Fujiwara Armbar! Great move by the champion, but Predator reaches out
and grabs the ropes.
McLure: Wuss! Stop boring me! Let's see some blood!
Masterson: Shut up, Vanessa. This is a great Technical battle.
Murdock: The two tie up now, Side headlock by Paranoia, runs off the
ropes, Wham! Predator tried for a leapfrog but instead got caught in a
Short Powerbomb! Cover!
McLure: That was close. Paranoia in control now, Snap Suplex on
Predator! Paranoia now with a running start and he just hit a field
goal thru Predator's ribcage! Hit him again!
Masterson: Paranoia now getting alittle bit cocky starts to try getting
the crowd involved. Now he goes back to Predator, and hits a few quick
jabs that have the challenger dazed. Paranoia now winding up for the
knockout, but Predator ducks and hits a desperation Hangman's
Neckbreaker!
Murdock: Referee Mike Crotch doesn't even bother counting, both men are
slowly but surely getting back up. Paranoia is up first, he swings at
Predator but Predator ducks, locks, and hits a HUGE Modified Overhead
Belly to Belly Suplex!
McLure: Predator trying to stay right on him, but Paranoia with a quick
thumb to the eyes! Have I mentioned how cool I think that is? Blind
the sucker!
Masterson: Paranoia with an Irish Whip, Predator takes him outside with a clothesline! They are both layed out! And the ref starts his mandatory ten count..
1...
Murdock: He's up to five...six....GET UP PEOPLE!
8...
Masterson: Predator and Paranoia have drawn, which means Paranoia will retain the title, but I am damn sure Predator will be coming back for more!
2...
3...
4...
9...
10!
Masterson: Ok folks, it’s time for the match you’ve all been waiting for. Tonight’s main event is a doozy…A flaming table match for the world title between The Extreme Icon, Rick Faith, and Guerrero Azteca. This is going to be awesome!
Murdock: You’re damn right. I can’t wait for this to get under way, to Spracher for the introductions.
Spracher: Fans, this next match up is for the CWF CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD…it is set for one fall, and it is a flaming table match. First one to put one of their opponents through a table that is on fire is the winner. Coming to the ring first, standing 6’ 3” tall, and weighing 236lbs., the Hardcore Hero….RICK FAITH!!!!
(The lights go out and “Spit it Out” begins to play. Blue, yellow, and red lights begin to flash and the wall of sparks begins to go off. As the sparks die down, Faith and Stacy walk out, pausing at the entrance. Stacy glares menacingly at the crowd, and is holding the Singapore cane Faith drinks some of his water, spitting it out, then dumping some on his head before tossing the bottle. The two make their way to the ring, where Faith spits more of the water out as he extends his arms to either side. He then moves to the turnbuckle as Stacy exits the ring.)
Spracher: The next competitor in this match, at 6’ 1”, and weighing in at 230 lbs., The Extreme ICON!!!!
Spracher: And the final man in this 3-way match up is the CWF WORLD CHAMPION!!! He stands at 6’ 1”, and weighs 225 lbs. He is the Aztec Warrior, Guerrero AZTECA!!!!!!!!
Spracher: HERE WE GO!!!!
Ding…Ding…Ding
Masterson: It’s on fans. Azteca is holding back as Faith and Icon rush each other. Icon gets a knee in, and throws Faith into the corner. Azteca is running towards Faith, and Icon calmly steps out of the way to let Azteca pass. Azteca gets a heel kick in on Faith, and Faith almost spills out over the turnbuckle.
Murdock: Icon is now pounding on Azteca’s back. Azteca should never have turned his back to him; he can’t trust these guys tonight. Icon throws Guerrero down with hip-toss, and stomps him twice. Guerrero is getting to his feet, and Faith is finally up too.
McLure: Faith is a lazy wuss…he was just actin’ hurt so nobody would touch him.
Masterson: Faith runs Icon down from behind, then turns and clotheslines Azteca. Icon jumps back up, and Faith hits him with a couple of forearm shots, and whips him into the ropes. Icon ducks the punch attempt…rebounds, and Faith gets him this time.
Murdock: Azteca is calmly waiting for an opening, and he sees it. Azteca swings Faith around and gets in a European uppercut to the jaw, then a jumping roundhouse…Faith is stumbling back into the ropes…and Azteca runs up the ropes, twists, and drives Faith into the ring face-first with a DDT.
Masterson: Icon is the one waiting now…and he makes his move as Azteca jumps out of the ring in search of a table. Icon runs across the ring, and hits a jumping elbow on the down Faith. I bet Icon wishes he could pin Rick…this one would be over. Meanwhile Azteca can’t seem to find a table, and Icon notices him. Icon is on top, and he leaps, catching Azteca with a flying Crossbody. Faith is using the ropes to climb back up, and he merely falls into the corner to rest as the two men go at it outside of the ring. Icon sends Azteca into the guardrail…did you here that sound…Azteca is on the ground rolling in pain. Icon is now searching under the ring for a table…but Faith is on the top rope, and Faith jumps, and hits Icon with a double-axe handle, Icon is down. Faith spots the table, and pulls it out, throwing it into the ring, but he isn’t paying attention.
Murdock: Azteca gets Faith with a painful looking kick to the knee, then hits him in his face…Faith is reeling back…Azteca jumps onto the Apron, and then jumps off again to land a beautiful moonsault on the Hardcore Hero. Azteca then ducks the now awake Icons swing, and then hits a patented spinning heel kick, it bends Icon backwards, and Azteca sends him the rest of the way down with an inverted bulldog. Azteca slides back into the ring as the other two men get to their feet. Azteca is setting up the table as Faith and Icon both climb into the ring. They run at the unsuspecting Azteca and knock him to the mat with a double-punch to the back of the head. Icon is quick to turn, but so is Faith, and Faith lands an arm drag, and then a leg drop.
Masterson: Now Faith has the table up…but he can’t find the gas and flame…he hops out of the ring to look underneath, but he doesn’t find anything. Meanwhile back in the ring Icon and Azteca are in a slugfest and Icon is coming out on top. He sneaks in a quick kick to the gut, and then hooks Azteca for a double-arm pick up…he looks like he is going for a powerbomb. Azteca is struggling, he almost can reverse the move…will he?….NO!…Icon just threw Azteca across the ring, and Azteca rolls into the corner. Why isn’t the ref counting Faith out…?
Murdock: I’m guessing there is no DQ, since the tables can be set up anywhere…let’s not dispute this. Icon has a hold of Faith from behind, and hits a falling inverted DDT. Now Azteca rolls to the outside and he is looking for the things to light the table on fire…but he has no luck either. Faith is between Azteca and Icon now, and they look like they want to sandwich him with shoulder blocks…both men lunge, and Faith ducks…the two men collide. Uh oh…Faith is coming over here….
Faith: Where the hell is the equipment, what the hell did you two jackass’s do with it. TELL ME!!!
Masterson: Calm down Faith, we know as much as you do…go back to the match.
Faith: You don’t tell me what to do, unless you want to die like these men will.
Murdock: Lay off!
McLure: Bad move, very bad move…look out Murdock.
Murdock: I did what I had to do, (wipes his mouth) now let’s get back to the match.
McLure: You are such a dumbass.
Murdock: Azteca and Icon are again going at it…this time Azteca gets a kick in on the back of Icon’s leg, and gives him a side-slam as he bends back in pain.
Masterson: Faith has noticed what was happening…and he just took the cane from Stacy. Faith goes over to the other men…and Icon is down, Faith hit him from behind. Azteca tries to dodge now…but Faith is too quick and takes him out too. Faith rolls the men into the ring, and climbs in after them. He shows off to the fans as Guerrero and Icon manage to stand. Faith pushes them both into the ropes…and he connects with a double-DDT…looks like Faith has the advantage now. Faith is appears to be getting angry again about the lack of stuff needed to set the tables on fire. While he isn’t looking, Icon is slowly getting up…and Azteca is moving slightly. Icon is on his feet, and he makes his way to Faith…but he doesn’t have his complete wits back, and Faith adds to the pain with a stomach crusher.
Murdock: Now Azteca is moving in, and Faith easily ducks his wobbly attempt at a forearm, and gets a few shots into Azteca’s stomach, and what he likes to call “the Guillotine”, an axe-kick to the back of the head of the World Champion. Icon is back up, but Faith is mouthing off to Azteca who on the mat…Icon ducks behind Faith, lunges, spins him around, and pulls off an inverted Russian leg-sweep. Azteca is waiting on top as Icon gets back up, and lands a perfect twisting plancha, knocking Icon down.
Masterson: Another great move in this match…we’ve seen a lot of them folks, but we still can’t figure out where the gas and torch are…how can we have a flaming table match without flame!?
Murdock: Oh boy…I hear something…
Murdock: Stone has the gas and the torch…he has had them all along, why the hell does he have them!?
Masterson: It’s probably because he started this whole flaming table thing back up again…he’s making his way to the ring. He climbs up on the apron…the men and the ring are merely staring at him. He raises the items into the air and the fans go nuts.
Murdock: Stone sets the stuff down on the table…and he is leaving…I guess we can have that flaming table now!!!.
Masterson: Now Icon grabs a hold Azteca…and sets him up for a powerbomb…Icon is running with Azteca towards the table…but it isn’t on fire!! What is he doing?
Murdock: OH MY GOD!!! Azteca just reversed it into a Hurricanrana!!!…Icon just smashed headfirst through the table, but this isn’t over yet folks. That table is completely destroyed.
McLure: Wow, the first exciting thing I’ve seen all day.
Masterson: Faith is finally awake, and he rolls to the outside again. He is pulling another table out. Azteca is going over to see what is happening…and Faith shoves the table into Azteca’s gut! Azteca fumbles backwards and topples over. Faith slides the table in, and sets it up. Icon is again going for Faith now…he runs, Faith ducks and backbody drops him out of the ring. Faith is pouring the gas onto the table…and he has the torch…he goes to light it….
Murdock: Look at that baby burn…this one could be close to over. Azteca is part way up, and Faith helps him the rest of the way only to start punching him in the face, backing him towards the ropes to the far side of the table. Faith whips Azteca towards the corner…and Azteca is planted into the turnbuckle. Faith sets him onto the top rope, and climbs up along with him. It looks like faith is going for the Spinal Tap to end this one…
Masterson: Meanwhile Icon has disappeared under the ring. Faith is getting ready to jump…but here comes Icon back and he has a fire extinguisher. Faith jumps backwards, turns….Icon leaps onto the apron and fires the extinguisher…Faith smashes Azteca through the table…this one might be over. Jones is signaling for the bell…
Ding…ding…ding
Murdock: This is over folks, but I can’t help thinking that that table wasn’t on fire any more…wait…wait…what is this now!?
Masterson: Here comes the fearless booker Matt Vaughn, what is he doing out here?
Vaughn: Sorry Faith, but I was watching that, and I slowed it down…Icon put that fire out before you put Azteca through, so this one isn’t over, and Azteca is still the champ…start the match back up.
Murdock: It doesn’t look like Faith is happy, and either is Stacy, she is completely in Vaughn’s face.
Masterson: Let her be, this one is still on. Icon and Faith are locked up, and pushing each other around the ring…finally Icon gets the upper hand and whips Faith into the ropes…beautiful powerslam. Azteca is still out cold, and Icon has gone out to pull another Table into the ring. Icon sets the new table into the ring, but Faith is back up and runs into Icon knocking back over the ropes and out of the ring. Faith puts this table up, and goes back to the gas-can and torch. He has them both, and Icon is back in the ring.
Murdock: Faith goes to wail Icon with the can, but Icon steps back, and when Faith makes his way back around Icon kicks him in the gut, causing Faith to drop the can, and Icon sets him up for a bulldog….ouch…Faith’s head was plastered into the can…Faith is bleeding now!
Masterson: Icon is pouring gas onto the new table, and he has it lit! Azteca is coming back over again, and Icon turns to face him. Azteca gets a quick arm-drag takedown, and another, but Icon is quick to his feet, those moves weren’t the strongest. Azteca ducks roundhouse, and hits a German-suplex. He lifts Icon back up, and hooks him for the Aztec Driver! And he hits it!…Icon is twisting in agony. Azteca gets back up, turns, and ducks Faiths lunging clothesline just in time. Faith is back to attention quickly and spears Azteca. Faith yanks him back to his feet, and whips him into the corner. Faith appears to be going for the Twist of Faith this time off the top…he is trying to win this match again.
Murdock: Icon has pulled himself up…and he stumbles to the corner, and hits Faith in the back. He could barely walk, but he found the strength to keep the match from ending. He finds the strength to lift up Rick, and he takes him near a table...He throws Faith through it! ICON WINS!
Spracher: Your winner, and NEW WORLD CHAMPION, EXTREME ICON!
Murdock: ICON HAS DEFEATED THE CHAMPION! AZTECA HAS LOST THE TITLE! OH MY GOD! WHAT AN AWESOME MATCH!
McLure: That was GREAT!
Masterson: And look, Icon is shaking the hand of Azteca!
Murdock: Matt Vaughn is out, Icon has the CWF Title. Vaughn trots to the ring, slides in,
and looks at Icon.
Masterson: Matt Vaughn just took the CWF Belt from Icon?!
Murdock: He's placing it around Icons waist!
Masterson: Vaughn just gave his seal of approval to Extreme Icon!
Murdock: Incredible! Vaughn has the mic.
Matt Vaughn: Icon, congratulations. You earned it man. Now, for the
FIFTH
man.
Masterson: Vaughns about to annouce the Fifth man. Icon and Azteca
are
already out here. Wait a minute, Kirkland comes out of the crowd and
hops
over the guard rail, he's standing next to the ring waiting for Vaughn
to
annouce it. The only one missing is....
Murdock: Rick Faith! He just came out onto the stage area! All for
men are
here!
Matt Vaughn: In light of what happened tonight, and seeing a certain
CWF
Superstar work very hard to get a win, the fifth man will be......Madox
Child!!!
Masterson: WHOA! I don't believe it!
Matt Vaughn: Now, I have one more annoucement to make, next week on
Danger
Zone, there will be a match between..........Brett
Logan.....and.......a
mystery man. The winner of this match will recieve a CWF World Title
shot,
on Sunday, November 19th at CWF's PPV, "The Devil went down to New
York" in
Madison Square Garden. There's one stipulation...it will be a FLAMING CASKET MATCH!
Matt Vaughn: Now CWF fans, please direct your attention to the
CWFTron once again, in memory of one of the greatest wrestlers to step foot in an CWF arena...
VERY Special thanks to: Extreme Icon for the brutal match, and Dirk Stone for the kickass Main Event. You guys amaze me.
-Matt Vaughn(P.S. thanks to me for the great booking).
