[As the ending credits from "Scary Movie" roll on the TV screen , we see a promo for Danger Zone, which starts in one minute. We then fade to black.]
[Fade in. A black screen with white words appears. It reads "The CWF and it's wrestlers insist that you do not try any of this at home. The CWF wrestlers are trained professionals that have done this for years and do it for a living, none of what you see should be attempted at home."]
[Fade into the Danger Zone logo. In the background "Between Angels and Insects" by Papa Roach plays. We see various clips from recent CWF Danger Zone's and Pay Per View's.]
[Fade into the ramp way. Pyro goes off as the fans erupt with excitement. We are live from the Charlotte Coliseum in Charlotte North Carolina. The fans are jam packed in the arena, filled to the maximum capacity which is 23,698.]
[Fade into the annoucers table. Matt Murdock, Eric Masterson and Vanessa McLure sit in their familiar places, looking into the camera.]
Matt: Fans, welcome to Danger Zone! Back on Sunday night this week. We thank all of you for tuning in.
Eric: We've got a great line-up tonight fans. The World Title, Tag Title, Peoples Title, Extreme Hardcore Title and TV title are all on the line tonight!
Vanessa: It doesn't get much better than this, unless we were actually in a decent city, instead of this dump.
Matt: Let's take you to our resident interviewer, Johnny Wyler.
[Fade into Jimmy D's dressing room. Johnny Wyler is standing next to Jimmy D.]
Wyler: Jimmy D, you've got a mild concussion, some cuts and bruises and you're going to fight for the TV title tonight. Are you concerned that you might get injuried even more so tonight by stepping in the ring?
Jimmy D: Hell NO! I'm from Hamilton Ohio. Where I come from, this ain't nothing. I'm ready to become the TV Champion tonight!
Wyler: Confident words from one of CWF's rookies, lets take you back to Matt Murdock.
[Fade back to the annoucers table.]
Matt: Alright, let's take you to our first match up Extreme Icon versus....hold on just a second fans.
Eric: We're being told that JackKnife Jon Apsey has just arrived. Let's take a look.
(We now go to a camera shot of the garage. We see a tall, handsome man strolling across the parking lot. The crowd explodes.)
Eric Masterson: Its Jon Apsey!...The Voice of the people has just entered the building!
(The fans begin the Apsey chant as he see's the camera and takes a comedic bow...Jon drops his bag and walks towards the camera..suddenly a black shape comes into shot, slamming into the rebel and throwing him to the floor)
Vanessa McLure: SOMEONES ATTACKING APSEY....WHO IS IT?
(A man in a black trnechcoat, his face obscured by a low cap and the frantic flapping of his collar in the tussle is pinning Apsey to the ground with his knees, driving right hands into his face. Apsey throws him off to the side and leaps onto his attacker, driving right hands of his own into his attackers face....before he can discover who the man is, he himself is thrown to the ground and the brawl continues)
Matt Murdock: Look at these men go....I dont think Apsey even knows who he is fighting...but he's desperately trying to fend off this attack
(Both men get to their feet, Apseys swearing can occasionally be heard over the sound of the assault...Apsey tries to nail another right hand but the huge man catches his fist and throws him harshly into the side of a dumpster. He drives boot after boot into the ribs of the rebel, not allowing him to stand.)
Matt Murdock: Apsey needs some help now!
(Apsey is sent headfirst into the side of a car...crumpling to the floor as the man continues his assault. Apsey gets onto his knees and tries to fight back but is quickly put back down by a huge boot from his attacker.)
Vanessa McLure: Apsey's Bleeding already...this is great!
(The fans are booing the roof off of the place as a metal pipe is slammed repeatedly into the rebels crumpled form...One of Apseys eyes is swollen shut. He shoves the man backwards and staggers to his feet, firing back with weak right hooks, landing a couple before his attacker blocks one and brutally smashes the kid through a window, watching silently as he slumps unconscious to the floor in a bloody heap)
Matt Murdock: MY GOD!!! HE THREW APSEY UP TO HIS WAIST THROUGH THAT WINDOW....
(A huge shadow of a bald man stands over Apsey, some kind of bottle in his hand...it sways drunkenly before a low, slurring, gutteral voice sounds out)
Voice: Geez, I never thought I'd run into you again, Apsey, ya snot nosed little punk. But the way, I see it, I owed you that fer a long time comin', ya cocky little crimpet.
(The man laughs and staggers off into the night moments before medical technicians arrive to attend to the unconcious star...the fans are in shocked silence.)
Eric Masterson: And heres Reid, Lokust and Shark...the rest of SCAR...the rebel members seem irate as they all scour the parking lot in search of the mystery man)
Matt Murdock: Apseys hurt...an abulance just pulled up and it looks like Jon Apsey will be leaving very early in the show....who the hell was that man who attacked him?
Vanessa McLure: Whoever it was...the guy was physically awesome...he almost killed That moprnic fan favourite.
[The Ambulance leaves the garage with syrens blaring. The camera pans the arena and the fans are stunned. The camera shows a few little kids crying.]
Matt: Fans, I can't believe what we've just seen.
Eric: We're ready to go to our first match. The Extreme Icon vs. White Trash, a trailer park trash match.
[We fade into a trailer park somewhere in South Carolina. We see Icon standing in front of a few trailers, and we see White Trash standing with some guys in wife beaters on the other side of the park. Icon has a beer in his hand and he starts drinking it. Icon is wearing blue jeans, a "Danger Zone" shirt with lon sleeves and a New England Patriots jacket over the shirt, unzipped. Trash is wearing blue jeans, a shirt that says "Conclave" and a leather jacket over that, unzipped.]
Matt: Icon walking around the trailer park, trying to find Trash.
Eric: This is live TV folks, no matter who wins or loses, after the match Icon will be rushed back to the Charlotte Colesium for his match later in the program for the Tag Titles!
Vanessa: Yeah, we don't tape matches, like some other promotions do.
Matt: Icon just went into a trailer, and a scream is heard! I wonder what...
Eric: Ewww turn your eyes away from the TV. We just saw a older woman with the Mayor of South Carolina, I'm sorry fans.
Matt: I think Icon is blind after seeing that. Was that armpit hair I saw on her?
Vanessa: Shut up you stupid fools. Icon backs away from the trailer and White Trash is on top of a trailer, behind Icon.
Eric: Trash has some window blinds in his hand, and he jumps down on Icon and breaks them over Icon's head!!
Matt: Icon is on the ground and Trash is kicking the daylights out of him!
Vanessa: Trash goes inside a trailer and comes back out with a....BOTTLE of Cheez Whiz?!!!
Eric: Sounds like something you'd be into, Vanessa.
Matt: I guess trailer park trash really do suck on Cheez Whiz.
Eric: Where are the crackers?
Vanessa: You to are sorry excuses for the human race. Trash sprays some Cheez Whiz in Icon's face, and Icon is down on the dirty ground.
Matt: Look out Icon, there might be some drug needles on that ground, you never know!
Eric: Good call Matt. Trash has a folding chair that has some kind of stain on it, I don't even want to guess...he's going for Icon.
Matt: Icon trips Trash and now Icon is back in the match!
Vanessa: Icon runs into a trailer, look at him, that chicken.
Eric: No, he comes back out with a fire extinguisher!
Matt: He fires it at Trash and Trash is on the ground covered in white foam!!
Vanessa: Icon picks up a tire and throws in onto Trash, a sickening THUD is heard as the tire hits Trash's left leg, I like it!
Eric: Icon picks up Trash and throws him headfirst into a trailer, and Trash puts a DENT in the trailer. These poor peoples homes are being destroyed!
Vanessa: Poor being the keyword, Eric.
Matt: Icon is looking for something, he turns his back from Trash. Bad move, Icon.
Eric: Icon is looking for something desparetly, and he's found it.
Matt: He's got a....PILLOW from a SOFA?!!!
Vanessa: What an idiot, Icon is so dumb.
Eric: Icon throws the pillow down, and turns on a hose.
Matt: Icon is soaking the pillow in water, that will make the pillow more lethal!!
Vanessa: I can't believe you just said a pillow can be lethal.
Eric: Icon picks up the pillow, it must weigh a hefty bit with all that water it soaked in, he swings at Trash and knocks Trash down!
Matt: Trash is up and Icon swings again, and misses!!
Vanessa: Trash grabs a shovel and WHAM!! Good night nurse. Sweet Sally Jesse Raphiel, Icon is down for the count.
Eric: No ref is this match, first one to leave the trailer park is the winner.
Matt: Trash is walking away. He's trying to leave the Park!
Vanessa: He is continuing to walk away, but he's just pacing along. Damnit Trash, run!
Eric: I don't think it matters Vanessa, Icon may be down and out. Niko may have to wrestler for the tag titles by himself!
Matt: Not a fate I'd wish for. But Niko does have a singles win over that Tupac wannabe, Kirkland.
Vanessa: Trash is nearing the exit!!!!
Matt: Trash is grinning widly, he is going to be the next Extreme Hardcore Champion!
Eric: SPEAR!!!!!!!!!! From out of nowhere Icon just speared Trash from behind and both men go tumbling to the ground!!!
Vanessa: No damnit, why can't Icon just stay down?
Matt: Because he won't, Vanessa. We saw what happend at the end of the PPV last week. Icon showed us how tough he was last week.
Eric: Indeed.
Vanessa: Both of them now exchanging fists, rights and lefts are flying!
Matt: Trash kicks Icon away, and Trash is making a quick dash to the exit of the trailer park.
Eric: Icon is running after him!!
Vanessa: Trash hops onto the fence, you have to climb the fence to get out fans.
Matt: There's no little door to open, like Vanessa said, you got to climb the fence.
Eric: Trash is on the other side, he's climbing down. He doesn't want to risk jumping down, they're about 15 feet above the ground, maybe more so.
Vaness: Icon grabs Trash by the hair. Icon on the other side reaches over and hooks Trash for a suplex!!
Matt: Icon LIFTS Trash back over and both of them fall 15 feet to the hard dirt ground!!!!
Eric: Amazing!!!
Vanessa: Now Icon is climbing over the fence. He makes it over and now he's climbing down.
Matt: Trash is up and he now does the same thing Icon did, and hooks Icon for a suplex!
Eric: Trash lifts Icon up, NO!! Trash can't do it, he drops Icon down and Icon falls 15 feet to the ground on his side of the fence, and Trash falls 15 feet to the ground on his side of the fence, Icon wins!!!
Matt: Icon is still the Extreme Hardcore Champion fans.
Vanessa: This sucks.
Eric: Okay fans, we're back in the Charlotte arena, and we're about to start our second match.
Matt Murdock: Our next match-up is going to be between Trex Sharpe and Arch Angel. Trex asked for this match, and now he�s got it. Let�s go down to Chris Spracher for the intros.
Eric Masterson: Wait, wait, wait! I just got word that if Trex beats Arch Angel in under a minute, then Arch Angel will be fired from the CWF�what a turn of events.
(Orgasmatron hits and Trex Sharpe comes swaggering out of the back)
Chris Spracher: Introducing first, standing 5� 10�, and weighing 225 lbs. TREX SHARPE!!!!!!!!!
Murdock- Sharpe looks pumped for this match.
Masterson- Who the hell is that behind him. My God, it is Pretty Boy. He just nailed Trex from behind.
McLure- I guess he can't wait for his match against Trex.
Murdock- Pretty Boy is kicking Trex in the back. Trex is laying there helpless.
Masterson- Trex still has a match with Arch Angel.
McLure- I think Trex might not be to it. Masterson- Pretty Boy is now dragging Trex to the ring. He pushes him in the ring.
Murdock- He is setting him up for the Bronx Breaker.
McLure- Did you see the way Trex bounced when his body hit the mat.
Masterson- Pretty Boy is now standing over Trex with a mic.
Pretty Boy- I told you I will do what it takes to get that belt of yours. This is just the beginning, just wait for our match later. That is if you are not in the hospital.
Murdock- Pretty By threw down the mic and is leaving the ring.
Masterson- Arch Angel is still waiting in the wings to fight Trex, that is if he can still wrestle.
McLure- I still can't believe the height he got from bouncing off the mat.
Masterson- Pretty Boy is all business tonight. Which will mean a great three way dance for the People's Title.
(The camera switches to the entrance way as Pretty Boy heads back behind the curtain)
Matt Murdock: Uh oh, what is Death Row doing there? He�s just watching as Pretty Boy walks past�
Eric Masterson: Well, Arch Angel is on his way to the ring, looking quite happy. Maybe he�ll get to stay in the cwf.
Chris Spracher: Introducing Second, ARCH ANGEL!
(Arch Angel climbs into the ring)
Ding�ding
Eric Masterson: There�s the bell, this one is underway. Trex starts out with wobbly head on charge, and just plows Arch Angel over�man! Even hurt Trex is still a force to be reckoned with.
Vanessa McLure: I�ve never seen a guy go down so fast�
Eric Masterson: Seems to me at the PPV�
Vanessa McLure: Just shut it now!
Matt Murdock: Going back to the ring now�Trex is manhandling Arch Angel. Left, right, left�Arch Angel is reeling backwards. Trex dives forwards and clotheslines his head off. He�s showing no signs of being hurt, it�s like Pretty Boy never attacked him.
Eric Masterson: Arch Angel needs to put up a fight, or this match is going to be over real quick, and so will Arch Angel�s career.. Trex is going to pick Arch Angel up, and he does�kick to the gut�it�s been about thirty seconds�uh oh..he just hit the Spiccoli Driver, this one is over�
Vanessa McLure: See you down the line Arch Angel�
(Don�t Treat Me Bad hits and Commish Summers walks down to the ring)
Matt Murdock: Here comes the commish, and I bet that is Arch Angel�s contract in his hand.
Commish Summers: I�m sure you�ve all guessed it, this is Arch Angel�s contract. Trex, do what you must�
(Trex tears the contract apart, then falls down from the total quickness of how everything happened.)
Commish Summers: What�s done is done. Good luck Arch Angel, the CWF just wasn�t for you. You�ve gotta be the tops to stay on top here. You just didn�t have it, and that�s all I have to say. Oh, before I go, Nick, which is what everyone should be calling you now, good match, now get up. You gotta rest up for that fight later.
(Commish Summers kicks the shreds of the contract out of his way, then walks back to the office areas, Nick Sharpe stumbles out afterwards)
Matt Murdock: Well, we now know to call Trex Sharpe Nick Sharpe, and we�ve seen the last of Arch Angel, time for the next match.
Vanessa McLure: Our next matchup is a singles match up between Dave Allan and Lucifer.
Eric Masterson: Let�s go to Chris Spracher for the introductions.
(Lucifer�s music hits and he comes to the ring)
Chris Spracher: Introducing first, LUCIFER!
(Dave Allan�s music hits and he makes his way down to the ring)
Chris Spracher: And second, DAVE ALLAN!!!
Ding�ding
Vanessa McLure: There they go, both men are going at it like two girls in the ring.
Matt Murdock: I wouldn�t say that, they�re slugging it out like the world depends on it. Lucifer seems to be getting the upper hand�big time suplex!
Eric Masterson: Dave Allan is up pretty fast though. He�s lookin� a little frustrated too. He dives at Lucifer, but Lucifer side steps, and kicks him on the back of the head, Allan is down again. Lucifer goes for the quick cover�
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Vanessa McLure: Dave Allan kicks out�ah crap.
Eric Masterson: Dave Allan back on his feet, and he is angry. He ducks a clothesline by Lucifer, and nails him the gut with a firm kick. He�s got his head�DDT! Lucifer is down, and Allan is putting a hammerlock on�
Matt Murdock: The ref is asking Lucifer if he wants to give up, but he�s shaking his head.
Vanessa McLure: Finally he breaks the hold�
Eric Masterson: Both men up now, and facing each other down. Dave Allan moves first, and gets a good hip-toss in, followed by an arm drag takedown. Good technical wrestling. Lucifer is getting a bit agitated by the moves, and he�s charging�leap frog by Allan.
Matt Murdock: Allan turns, and he�s got the rebounding Lucifer on his shoulder�SIDEWALK SLAM!!!!!
Vanessa McLure: That looked like it hurt.
Eric Masterson: Dave Allan is pulling Lucifer back up, and he whips him to the corner. He follows him in, and climbs up�uh oh, he�s wailing him, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Matt Murdock: 10 count punches, Lucifer is out of it. Dave jumps down and sets Lucifer back up on the top rope. He�s signaling for something�but Lucifer is getting his wits back.
Vanessa McLure: Dave better watch out..
Eric Masterson: Dave is climbing up, but Lucifer is back to his senses, and throws him down to the mat, and follows with a big elbow! Ouch.
Matt Murdock: Lucifer his yanking Allan back up, and he appears to be calling for his finisher, but Allan is ready, and he�s got a hold of Lucifer from behind, Lucifer didn�t even get to attempt anything there�
Eric Masterson: Allan still has him�and, uh oh�German Suplex, Lucifer looks like he hit hard.
Matt Murdock: Dave is making Lucifer get up right away again, what�s he going to do now, Belly to belly suplex, and he isn�t stopping there�
Eric Masterson: T-Bone suplex, Lucifer looks like he�s really gone now. But wait, he�s coming too�He just got a knee into Dave Allan�s face before he could be Spine Bustered�He�s taking a big swing at Allan now�
Matt Murdock: But Allan ducked, and has Lucifer hooked for the Million and One�and he hits it, this one is over.
1�2�3
Vanessa McLure: It�s about time this one was over.
Eric Masterson: There it is folks, Dave Allan just beat Lucifer.
Matt Murdock: Dave appears to be heading for the parking lot, let�s get a camera out there, see if he is going to do anything more to Lucifer even though the match is over.
(After the match with Lucifer and Dave Allan a camera follows Dave Allan straight into the parking lot. Dave walks towards his car and finds it upside down with spray paint on it that read: 666,Devil's Children, and Your time has come.)
Dave Allan: Lucifer will pay for this. Now where does he park his motorcycle?
(Dave Allan walks away and spots a group of motorcycles.)
Dave Allan: One of them has to be his.
(Dave walks towards them and as he steps up closer smoke surround all of the motorcycles. Dave runs back to his car and kicks the trunk open and takes out a baseball bat.)
Dave Allan: Do you wanna play? Because i'm ready.
CameraGuy: I hope this is not a Blood Bath.
(The lights in the parking lot turns off and all of the alarms are ringing on the cars. Dave hears motorcycles rotating around him and swings his bat at the air. Then laughter is hovering the air around Dave.)
Lucifer: YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE DEAD DAVE.
(The cameraman stays in one spot looking around and all of a sudden hears the screaming of Dave Allan. The car alarms turns off in minutes and the sounds of motorcycles automatically stops. The lights turn on and the cameraman stands up from hiding behind a nearby car and walks over to where Dave was last seen. The cameraman focuses the camera to the ground and sees that there are many skid marks going in perfect circles around the floor. The camera point to where the motorcycles were parked and there are no signs of anyone of them. The cameraman walks over to Dave's car and it is right side up with Dave strapped on to the roof of the car covered in blood and the bat through the front window.)
CameraGuy: I knew this was going to be a Blood Bath.
(DAVE HAS RECIEVED THE SECOND BLOOD BATH GIVEN BY THE DEVIL'S CHILDREN)
Matt Murdock: We�ve just lost video contact, but I think I saw Dave Allan moving there before the camera cut out.
Eric Masterson: Ok, we�ve got the feed back again, and Dave Allan is back on his feet�LOOK AT HIM!
Matt Murdock: Look at the look on Allan�s face, he looks like he enjoyed what just happened.
Vanessa McLure: Ok, maybe I was a little too quick to judge David�s effort around this place.
Matt Murdock: you are truly sick.
Vanessa McLure: Oh grow some manhood Matthew for god sakes.
Eric Masterson: Dave just cracked Lucifer with the bat. Dave Picks Lucifer up, and places him on the hood and then roof of the car, what is this it looks like he is setting up for a Dragon Sleeper, Great mother of Mary, we have finally seen it he had told us about it, That Was the Million and ONE, Just hit a face first style neck breaker from the dragon sleeper position, and busted the front window out of the car with his body and Lucifer�s face, Dave is now sitting on the dash of that car.
Matt Murdock: That took it out of both of them, but Lucifer�s blood is running down the hood of the car good god. Dave is sitting exhausted.
Vanessa McLure: Million and One, that might be the count of the number of fractures in Lucifer�s skull. Dave is dragging Lucifer down off the roof, there is glass everywhere.
Eric Masterson: The trunk is open it looks like he is finally gonna end this thing. He is stuffing Lucifer into the trunk, Wait Lucifer is sitting up, Great Odin�s Beard, he is conscious, he reaches out and grabs Dave by the throat, and *Thud*, what a sick noise he just smashed that trunk down on Lucifer�s head and arm, that arm has to be broken. He slams it again this time closing the trunk, my god it is finally over. Wait Dave is walking over to the drivers window, he reaches in, and unlocks the door.
Matt Murdock: He is using his boot to clean off the driver�s seat, he is sitting in the driver�s seat, and looking for the keys. What is he upto?
Vanessa McLure: I guess we finally have a man around here that will finish what he starts.
Eric Masterson: Thank god there are no keys in that car. Wait he just pushed down the hand brake and put this car in nuetral he is truly sick, what is he doing. He has hoped out, I guess if he can�t drive this thing off the second story he is gonna push it.
Vanessa McLure: A good boy scout is always prepared.
Matt Murdock: Oh but here comes the CWF security they are pushing back on the front of the car, and stop Dave, and he throws his hands in the air, and walks away.
Eric Masterson: There comes the ambulance thank god Lucifer is in that trunk still and he is bleeding severly. The ambulance pulls up, and they grab the gurney out of the back, as the head of security who has the car keys pops the trunk open, they don�t look to be taking there time, they want to get Lucifer to the hospital as quick at they can. They have him strapped down unusually tight. Wait a minute, do you hear that?
Matt Murdock: it sounds like an ambulance siren, yet the one in the parking garage isn�t on. Wait and minute Lucifer is being wheeled around to the front of ambulance.
Vanessa McLure: New technics I guess. Ahahah
Eric Masterson: Wait a minute, the door to the first ambulance just swung open, that is Steve Taylor, and he has a pair of black baseball bats. He just tossed one to Dave Allan, they are holding off the security officers, and the real ambulance attendants, but if they are emergency medical help, who are these other guys. Allan and Taylor just waked a couple security guards, everyone else is keeping there distance. The fake ambulance drivers just gave a signal, they have Lucifer strapped the to the gurney which is fastened to the front of the ambulance. The other two are no other than Joe Mathias, and Armand Beaureguard, all for members of the this sick contingency into the front of the ambulance and take off to the lower level parking lot. They are all getting out.
Matt Murdock: Thank god, finally the sickness, the madness is over. Armand, Joe, and Steve just ran over to the Pontiac 6000, they pull up beside Dave what is going on here?
Vanessa McLure: I don�t know, but I am afraid of that car.
Eric Masterson: Dave is upto his waist in the Ambulance, oh my god is rolling, he just jumped out of the cab, that thing is headed into the intersection, oh my god they are going to kill Lucifer. The ambulance just rolled onto the side way, and smashed a Fire hydrant, oh god the Ambulance just changed direction, and ran into that Lamp post, and flipped on it side.
Matt Murdock: My god, it is skidding on it side down the street, if just mangled a bus shelter, and came to a stop, the back axel busted off and laying in the street. The medics, have converged on the seen, lets hope they can get Lucifer to the local area hospital in time. I don�t know what the Doctor�s can do I think he may be dead. The camera is catching up with Dave who is sitting on the passenger window of that old Pontiac,
[Dave]: Just so everyone knows, The Ice Devils are here and we are for real, Justin Blade, you�ve got what I want. It is only a matter of time before me and the Ice Devils come and take it, UNDERSTOOD!
Eric Masterson: He just ducked into the car, The Ice Devils look serious and they are gone, squeeling around the corner and out of site.
Matt Murdock: The CWF has never seen a level of violence like this before, this looks like it is about to get out of hand. Someone has to stop those guy, and we have to go to commerical
(The last shot is Lucifer being loaded into the ambulance.)
Matt Murdock: Now we�ve got to head to our next matchup.
Chris Spracher: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for a three way dance, and one fall! Introducing first, "EXTREME" ERIC AUSTIN!
("Down With The Sickness" blares over the PA system as Eric Austin steps from behind the curtain. He looks around the arena as the crowd meets him with a mixture of boos and cheers. He pays no attention as he heads to the ring. He slides in and waits for his opponents.)
Spracher: And the next man in this match, here is...
(Before Spracher can get the words out, Jack Pander and Rusty fall through the curtains fighting. Eric Austin is shocked, and immediately runs to the action)
McLure: They are going at it like animals! Austin just threw both of them against the wall!
Masterson: Now Pander and Austin are going at it, slowly making their way to the ring while Rusty is getting up. He charges at both of them and they all take a tumbling fall and land at the ring apron. This match hasn't even started!
Murdock: Pander slides in the ring, and the challenges the two men. Austin dives in, and Rusty grabs Austin's leg. At the same time, Pander is kicking away at Austin's head!
McLure: Eric has kicked Rusty away, but Pander is slaughtering him with those kicks. Rusty now circling the ring. He jumps in, grabs Pander from behind, and hits a reverse DDT! That HAD to hurt!
Masterson: That gives "Extreme" Eric Austin time to breath and shake the pain off. Rusty and Jack are going at it still, these two men really hate each other!
Murdock: Austin now stands up and sends both men over the top rope! Now he jumps over and lands on them! I guess that's how he got the nickname of "Extreme!" He just left two men, and himself outside, all three layed out!
McLure: The ref doesn't know if he should count them out or not, he likes the action! Finally Pander rolls to his stomach and pushes himself up. Austin is pulling himself up by the ring steps. His knee landed right on Rusty's head!
Masterson: Jack is to his feet, and so is Austin! The two men slide in the ring and start slugging it out. Austin gets the upper hand and sends Pander to the ropes. He bounces back...BACK BREAKER! That was painful....you can tell by Pander's reaction.
Murdock: Eric lifts him up again...NO! Jack with a low blow taking Austin off his feet! He just went down! Rusty is getting to his feet, and climbing in the ring at the same time, he wants some action as well.
McLure: Pander sees him and grabs him by the head. He tries to pull him over but Rusty hit him with his shoulder. Jack goes back....AUSTIN WITH A QUICK ROLL-UP! Falling: 1..2.kickout!
Masterson: Jack didn't even know what was going on until the ref started the count. Rusty slides through the ropes and hits a quick DDT on Austin, then grabs Pander and lifts him up for a powerbomb!
Murdock: HE LANDED RIGHT ON AUSTIN! Rusty is still dazed from Eric's knee. He stumbles around for a second, then takes a couple of deep breathes. Eric Austin's starting to get up, and Rusty sees him.
McLure: Rusty walks over and grabs him by the head, pulling him to his feet. When Austin gets there, he pushes Rusty back and he bounces off the ropes himself....CLOTHESLINE! Austin jumps down and is pounding Rusty, but he doesn't see Pander get to his feet!
Masterson: Jack Pander kicks Austin in the back of the head and Rusty throws him off. Austin looks confused, but then realizes what was going on. Pander grabs Austin and Rusty's head, then slams them together!
Murdock: Now he's going up top! These three men are FULL of energy, they have been going at it one-hundred percent since the beginning, actually since BEFORE the match! Jack dives...AUSTIN MOVES AND GRABS HIS LEG!
McLure: PANDER JUST FELL ON HIS FACE! Austin admires what he has done, and Rusty takes him down with a spear! Rusty grabs Pander and Austin and lifts them up at the same time! He sends both of them to the ropes at the same time!
Masterson: They hit the ropes....bounce back, but NO! Rusty takes them over the top rope with himself! They are brawling outside the ring. The ref starts the ten count!
Murdock: Rusty is sent to the ring steps by Austin, and he turns around just to see Pander's foot across his face! The ref is up to three... Falling: 4.......5........
McLure: Rusty is to his feet, Austin tackles him! Pander is trying to get in the ring, but Austin grabs his leg and drags him out to the action! Falling: 7.........8...........9......
Masterson: This match has been thrown out guys! It's over, and there is no winner. They put one-hundred percent of their effort in though.....and they are STILL going at it!
Matt: Okay fans, before our next time, and so security can clean this up, watch this.
[A Promo for CWF Maximum Carnage airs. Then we go back to the Charlotte Colesium.]
Lights go out in the arena and on the CWF tron is seen the cover of "A Clockwork Orange" and Justin Blade can be heard talking:
Justin Blade: From the dawn time, came two soceities, one dominatied the light and the other domaintied the darkness, well that darkness, has now over taking that light, and I am the forebearerof that society.
The screen goes dark and then Limp Bikzit's "My Generation" begins to play and several pryos go off around the stage and Justin's Seevn Disciples come out on stage and then Justin comes out from the back with his Tv Title around his waist and he is wearing a Flyers jersey and a pair of black jeans and he is carrying a barbed wire baseball bat and a microphone and he walks to the ring and then circles the ring and begins to speak.
Justin Blade: Yo, Jimmy D, all week you talked you're trash about how tough Hamilton Ohio is, well pal, you see if you beat me, tonight which I doubt, why don't we just see who is the toughest and the most hostile and the most ultraviolent man, at the next Pay Per View, in a match that my family made famous, it's called an El Stop Street Match, so the ball is in you're court pal, but I know you won't accept it cause, you aren't "The Most UltraViolent Man in the Business Today" that's me.
Christopher Spracher: Next up is a standard match scheduled for 1 fall and it is for the TV title!
Matt Murdock: Strong words from Justin Blade. Both competitors are already and in the ring and ready to start here�Jimmy D and Justin Blade.
Eric Masterson: And here we go with a tie up, the men swing around the ring, exchanging leverages in the corner before the ref separates the challengers.
Vanessa McClure: They grapple again, Justin Blade with the hammerlock.
Matt Murdock: Jimmy fights for a way out�and finds it as he runs and slides to the floor, tripping Blade out of the ring but Blade is up quickly and catches the foot of Jimmy D, dragging him too, to the outside.
Eric Masterson: What a chop from Justin Blade!�and another�you can hear those all over the arena�He follows up with a boot and a suplex on the outside! What impact!
Matt Murdock: Blade rolls Jimmy back into the ring and mounts the turnbuckle, flooring him with an axehandle smash as he gets to his feet�first pinfall attempt of the match..1�2..no..Jimmy kicks out.
Eric Masterson: Jimmy is dragged to his feet and thrown into the
corner�.Blade with hard boots to the midsection. He whips Jimmy D into the opposite corner, slamming into him seconds afterwards with a hard backelbow and catching him on the rebound with a backbreaker�Blade is in firm control.
Matt Murdock: Blade lists Jimmy up for a suplex but sits him on the top turnbuckle�.Hes gonna go for a superplex!
Vanessa McClure: But Jimmy reverses with a super
facebuster suplex�impressive move from the challenger
Eric Masterson: Jimmy D comes off the top with a flying clothesline and both men are down.
Vanessa McLure: they use the ropes to help themselves to their respective feet and meet in the middle of the ring, trading hard right hands
Eric Masterson: They continue to brawl, But Jimmy gains the upper hand with a boot to the gut�he gains ground now on Justin blade with repeated snapjabs�forcing him back across the ring�.Jimmy shoves his opponent into the ropes and attempts to whip him, only to be reversed and sent into the ropes instead.
Vanessa McClure: Jimmy comes back and keeps control with a huge clothesline, almost taking the head off of the champ.
Matt Murdock: pin attempt�only gets a 1 count. Jimmy quickly drags Blade to his feet and shoves him into the corner�pummelling him with boots of his own�.He tries a whip to the far corner but is denied and thrown into it himself.
Eric Masterson: the champion charges but goes down hard from a boot to the face�Jimmy hops up onto the second rope and salutes
the fans before leaping into the air and landing across Blades neck in a crushing leg drop�another pin�1�2..NO! blade kicks out�I thought that was it.
Vanessa McLure: Jimmy moves across the ring and waits for the champ to stand�He sprints towards him and Blade backbody drops him over the top rope!
Eric Masterson: But Jimmy lands on his feet on the apron�He stuns the turning Blade with a thumb to the eye and walks him along the side of the ring, bouncing his head off of the turnbuckle.
Vanessa McLure: Jimmy mounts the turnbuckles but Blade reacts and quickly knocks his legs out from under him, dropping him manhood first onto the steel buckle..OUCH!
Eric Masterson: He drags Jimmy upside down into a tree of woe and begins to drive martial art kicks into his face and upper chest�.the challenger is helpless here.
Matt Murdock: Justin signals for a baseball slide and charges at Jimmy who sits up at the last second, narrowly avoiding two boots between the eyes and rolls out of his predicament into a pinning attempt�1�2�Justin Blade kicks out
Vanessa McLure: Both me up�Jimmy ducks a swinging punch and catches the arm�dragging Justin in for a DDT but Justin fights out�Lifting him high and trying to drop him gut first onto the top rope.
Matt Murdock: WHAT A REVERSAL�JIMMY TURNEDIT INTO A NECKBREAKER, LANDING ON THE APORN�THEN USED THE UPWARD REBOUND OF THE ROPES TO LEAP ALL THE WAY OVER INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN�1�.2�.KICKOUT�..DING DING DING!!
Christopher Spracher: Fans, this match has been ruled a TIME LIMIT DRAW.
Matt Murdock: What a match. Now we�ve got to break for some more great promos.
(Promo for next week�s Danger Zone airs)
Eric Masterson: We�re back, and now for our next match. This one is Sun Devil Damon Brock vs. DOOMSDAY!
Chris Sprachter-Coming down the asile Sun Devil Damon Brock.
[Scattered Cheers]
Chris Sprachter- Now making there way to the ring DOOMSDAY!
[Boo's and other taunts are yelled at the wrestlers]
Matt Murdock- This should be an exciting match.
Eric Masterson- It looks like Crush will start for Doomsday first.
Matt Murdock- And theres the bell. Crush sends Brock into the ropes.
Eric Masterson- But Murdock ducks the clothsline. He comes off the ropes and land a drop-kick to the chest.
Matt Murdock- If Damon wants to win this match he must keep the tempo high.
Eric Masterson- That is for sure. Crush is back on his feet. Hard right hands to the face of Brock from Crush. Scoop slam.
Matt Murdock- Crush tags in Blacklung. Blacklung drops the elbow on the fallen Brock. He grabs his hair and helps him up. Inverted Atomic Drop. That had to hurt.
Eric Masterson- Brock with a low blow. Blacklung is doubled over in pain. Kick to the face by Brock. Brock off the rope big Splash.
Matt Murdock- This is exactly what he has to do to win. Just keep pounding them until they cant fight anymore.
Eric Masterson- Blacklung into the turnbuckle. Brock mounts him and begins to land punches.
[Crowd: 7....8...9...10]
Matt Murdock- Brock jumps down and runs over to Doomsdays corner. He punches both Crush and Crimson. They are both on the arena floor. Blacklung is running towards Brock. Big Powerslam by the Sun Devil.
Eric Masterson- He goes for the cover
Greg Falling-1...2.
Eric Masterson- Kick out. Only a short 2 count.
Matt Murdock-Blacklung is back on his feet. Has Brock in a headlock. Nice running Bulldog. Blacklung tags in Crimson.
Eric Masterson- Here comes Crimson for the first time. Running lariat by Crimson. Brock is down. Crimson goes for the cover.
Greg Falling-1...2..
Eric Masterson- Kick out once again. That was almost a 3 count. The 3-1 ratio must be wearing down Brock.
Matt Masterson- There is some commotion in the corner. Greg falling is trying to restrain Crush from entering the ring.
Eric Masterson- Look over there...it is Blacklung with a chair. Brock is getting up. Blacklung smacks Brock with the chair.
Matt Masterson- There is Crimson going for the pin
Greg Falling- 1...2...3!!!!!
Chris Sprachter- Here are your winners...DOOMSDAY!!!!
Matt Masterson- There was just too many of them for Brock to handle. He put up a good fight. It�s been awhile since I�ve seen a guy stand up for himself so fiercely against those kinds of odds.
Vanessa McLure: The next match is going to be a doozy, with Travis Benjamin Lee going up against Death Row.
"Countdown to Extinction" by MegaDeth comes over the PA as Death Row makes his way out of the back wearing a black trench coat with a wide brimmed hat and sliver reflective sunglasses. He pauses, lifts his head and thunder sounds. He walks slowly to the ring with lightening still flashing.
Ring Announcer- Making his way to the ring from Buffalo, New York, weighting in at 285 lbs, DEATH ROW.
Masterson- Death Row is walking to the ring very cocky like he knows he is going to win this match.
McLure- He's an angry man, calm, but violent deep inside.
Ring Announcer- And his opponent being lead to the ring by his manager Bonnie Blue, weighting in at 265 lbs, TRAVIS BENAMIN LEE.
Murdock- This should be a great match.
Masterson- Death Row wastes no time going after Lee before the bell.
McLure- Death Row with a forearm to the head. Death Row then whips Lee to the ropes and nails him with a clothesline.
Murdock- Lee is quick to his feet. The two lock up and quickly Lee has Death Row in an arm bar.
McLure- Death Row with a fingers to the eyes of Lee to break the hold. Death Row goes for a suplex.
Masterson- Did you see how high Lee's body bounce when it hit the mat? Death Row quickly attacks the right arm of Lee.
McLure- Death Row is putting pressure on that arm trying to make Lee submit.
Murdock- Lee is back to his feet. Death Row whips Lee to the ropes. Death Row tries for a back body drop but Lee grabs Death Row and nails him with a spinning neckbreaker.
Masterson- Lee quickly applies the figure four on Death Row. Death Row quickly grabs the ropes, so Lee has to release the hold.
Mclure- Death Row is limping now. Lee quickly goes for the left leg of Death Row. He takes his legs right out from him with a single lag takedown.
Murdock- Lee is now trying to apply a sharpshooter on Death Row.
Masterson- Death Row is fighting it. Death Row quickly rolls up Lee in a small package.
McLure- Ref counts 1.., quick kick out by Lee. Death Row gets up limping.
Murdock- Death Row goes for a super kick but Lee counters with a low blow. Death Row drops to his knees.
Masterson- Lee is trying for execute a fisherman's suplex. Hew hits it. The ref counts 1..2.. wow, Death Row just barely kicked out.
McLure- Yeah it was like at 2 and 9/10 when he kicked out.
Murdock-Death Row gets to his feet. Lee comes after him. Death Row with a thumb to the eyes of Lee.
Masterson- Death Row just threw lee out of the ring. Death Row comes after him.
McLure-The ref begin his count 1..2..3..
Masterson- Death Row grabs Lee's head and nails it on the steel steps.
McLure- Counts continues in the ring 4..5..6..
Murdock- Death Row is bringing Lee toward the our table.
What the hell is he doing?
McLure-the count is getting by there 7..8..9..10..
Masterson-OH NO!!, Death Row is setting Lee up for the Capital Punishment(One Arm Pickup and Power Bomb)
Murdock- LOOKOUT!! WOW did you see how Lee back just slammed through our table.
McLure- The ref is still counting,11..12..13...14
Masterson-Lee is out cold. Death Row is now going after Bonnie Blue.
Murdock- Bonnie is running back to the dressing room as Death Row follows her.
McLure- This might be a double count-out, 15..16..17
Masterson-The arena security just come out to stop Death row from getting Bonnie.
McLure- The ref is about to 20, 18..19..20.
Murdock- The ref signals for the bell. Looks like a double count-out.
Masterson- Lee is just laid out in front of us cold while Death Row is escorted to the back.
Mclure-They better get someone out here to check Lee. Tonight is looking great.
Matt Murdock: Time for our�oh wait, something�s going on in the back again�
(Camera goes to the back as security lets Death Row go in his locker-room.)
Security: Stay here Death Row, or we�re going to have to take you down to the police station until the night is over.
Death Row: Do what you have too�
Security: (shudders) Just stay here.
(The guys from security walk away. Death Row just walks right up to the door, throws it open and heads back towards the entrance exit area.)
Matt Murdock: What is he up to? Well, the next match is getting ready to start.
(The CWFtron shows a picture of the people�s championship and the fans pop and go crazy, The ring announcers picture is up on the board.)
[ring announcer]: Ladies and gentlemen, CWF fans, we have a special treat for you tonight, in a triple threat style match, the second most coveted title in the wrestling world.
(The belt on the Tron begins to fade out, a picture of a bloody �Livewire� Ken Sparks shows up on the screen, he is holding the People�s title high in the air, as he is victorious. Then the picture switches to a blacksmith�s shop, and sweaty man is pounding steel, sparks fly up in the air, and the screen then switches to a pictures of other former champions like Micheal Torez, The Insane Luchador, then back to the black smith�s shop, the fire and flames burn hot, the men in the workshop are sweating, finally they all gather around one station, where liquid metal is poor into a form, and then dunked in water, the steam fills the camera lense. Finally the camera pulls back and there is the People�s Championship forged and the screen fades to black. The fans are going ballistic. The CWFtron flashes the words, �Pretty Boy� There is no theme music the fans fill the arena with deafening sound that would probably drown out the PA anyways. Suddenly DarkSide by Crazytown boom out over the PA, but Pretty Boy doesn�t come out from behind the curtian)
Matt Murdock: Oh no, look. Pretty Boy just stumbled out from the back, and look who�s behind him!
(Death Row comes out)
Eric Masterson: What the hell? What is he doing. Oh man, he just nailed Pretty Boy across the back, and, oh my god�he just lifted him above his head.
Matt Murdock: HOLY &*##, Death Row just threw Pretty Boy down the aisle. He stopped rolling at the side of the ring.
[ring announcer]: Um�uh�introducing first in this triple threat match for the CWF People�s Championship, He hails from New York City, New York, he is the master of the Bronx Breaker, he stands 6 foot 3 and tipped the scales at the official weigh in at 245 pounds, Pretty Booooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
Eric Masterson: Here comes security again, and there goes Death Row. I guess we won�t be seeing him until later this week.
[Crowd]: Check, 1,1,2, I came into this world as a reject, look in these eyes, then you�ll see the size of the flames, pulling on the pass, it�s burning on my brain, everyone that learns has to learn from the pain........
(Johnny Gold comes out from behind the curtains with a bottle of water, he takes a drink, and the crowd is rocking. He stares at Pretty Boy, and smirks, and then gets the look of pure concentration on his face.)
[ring announcer]: Your second combatant, stands 6 feet 6 inches tall, and weighed in at a buff 257pounds, the man that has delivered more one night stands that Wilt Chamberlain, from Akron Ohio. He is Jooohhhhhnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Goooollllllllllllddddddddddddddddddddddd!!
(The fans are on there feet in anticipation, once again the crowd quiets, a dark voice comes over the PA system, No Fear, the crowd pops, and Orgasmatron by Motorhead. And very shortly Nick Sharpe appears on the top of the ramp in Magnum Boots, White Nike Socks, cut off Utility Jean-shorts, sleeveless �punisher� skull T-shirt, a black leather biker jacket, gray plaid flannel jacket tied around his wait with the words no fear on it. Over his left shoulder is the CWF people�s title.)
[Ring announcer]: And finally the third member of this contest, he is 5'10, 225 of pure extreme attitude, he is the CWF People�s Champion, He is Nick (the crowd chimes in TREX),Shhhhhaaaarrrrrrppppppppppeeeeeeeeee.
(The ring announcer rolls out the ring and the bell rings.)
Eric Masterson -Here we are ladies and gentlemen, the People�s Title match that was booked more than a week ago. These guys have had a long time to stew over on how they were nonnative on these opponents.
Vanessa McLure- You make it sound like they are rocket scientists, they can barely make an effort at filling the space in between their own ears never in the great beyond.
Matt Murdock - contrary to Vanessa�s opinion, I think we in for a real dandy here.
Eric Masterson- And Nick Sharpe come out of the blocks flying in a very aggressive attempt to defend his championship. He just rocked Pretty Boy into the corner with repeated right hands, and the referee is warning him to open up that palm. Johnny Gold comes charging and misses Sharpe, and splashes Pretty Boy in the corner.
Matt Murdock- what pace to this match early on.
Vanessa McLure- yeah pace, I�ve seen molasses in January with better pace than these hairy knuckle draggers, well except for that Johnny Gold. Mmmm, tasty.
Eric Masterson- Back to the action, Gold just turned around and hit Sharpe with a superkick to the jaw, and the champ went down in a hurry, Gold with a quick cover, but Sharpe kicks out. But Gold is definitely control. Pretty Boy is shaking his head in the corner. He obviously had his bell rung early.
Matt Murdock- Yeah, Johnny Gold is in control of this match as we speak! What a kick!
Vanessa McLure- Well these two twits have no chance against my man.
Eric Masterson- Johnny Gold whips Sharpe into the ropes and sets up for a back body drop, but Sharpe grabs the ropes, Gold looks up, and Pretty Boy steps out of the corner and drop kicks Gold in the back. He stumbles forward, and Sharpe nails him with a vicious DDT. Wow God just got spiked. Sharpe sits up and smirks and Pretty Boy jumps on him, returning the favor to Sharpe with a fury of punches.
Matt Murdock- Wow, within moments Pretty Boy went from slumping in the corner to being the man on top of this match.
Vanessa McLure- These guys just cheap shot�ed Gold, how can these fans be cheering.
Eric Masterson- Pretty Boy looks like he is setting up Sharpe, for a figure four leg lock as the dazed Gold has rolled to the outside. Pretty Boy has it on, and Nick Sharpe is wincing in pain but holding on. The ref is checking on Sharpe as he looks like he is going give up. But wait! Gold, seeing his chance, slips away, and pulls Sharpe to the ropes. Jordan Jones asks for the break, but Pretty Boy won�t give it to him. Gold heads to the top rope, Pretty Boy can�t see him, the ref is counting.....1........2........3.......4! Oh my god, he just nailed the Lover�s Leap onto Pretty Boy. That breaks the count! Nick Sharpe reaches for his knee.
Vanessa McLure- I hate people like Pretty Boy, not following the referee�s instructions, good thing my boy, Johnny Gold was there to make the save.
Eric Masterson- Johnny Gold Irish whips Pretty Boy into the ropes, and he hits the ref, and the official is down. Pretty Boy stumbles forward, and Gold catches him with the G-spot Drop, WOW! What a move, did you see that?
Matt Murdock- That Fisherman�s suplex DDT planted Pretty Boy, Gold is looking for the ref, and is just now realizing he�s been knocked senseless.
Vanessa McLure- Urgh, everyone is trying to screw my man.
Eric Masterson- Gold looks shocked and he just starts stomping on Pretty Boys chest. Sharpe, is back to his feet and limping, Gold sees him and goes for that lightning like super kick again, and Sharpe adjusts slightly, wow, he just nailed Gold with the Explorer Suplex. All three are now down and in pain, Sharpe rolls out of the ring, and heads over past the announcers table and grabs a chair, he rolls back into the ring, and is awaiting his opponents getting up.
Matt Murdock- Hey this isn�t a hardcore match up, this is for the People�s title, someone stop him.
Eric Masterson- Ok, tough guy we nominate you then,
Matt Murdock- gulp.........
Vanessa McLure-Not Johnny�s beautiful face, I can�t look.
Eric Masterson- Well Pretty Boy is back to his feet and Sharpe swings violently and misses. Pretty Boy grabs a waist lock, and belly to back suplexes Sharpe, oh god.
Matt Murdock- Wow, the chair was still in Sharpe�s hands and it just drilled him in the face when he hit the mat, his nose is busted, and the blood is gushing from his face. Sharpe rolls to the outside yet again, this time to collect his marbles that were scattered all over the arena with that chair shot! And referee Jordan Jones is still lying outside the ring on the ground. Pretty Boy follows Sharpe. He's apparently not through with him yet!
Eric Masterson - You�re absolutely right, Matt! Pretty Boy grabs Sharpe with a hand full of hair, but wait! Some fan has caught the attention of Pretty Boy! Pretty Boy starts jaw jacking with the irate and obviously inebriated fan.
Matt Murdock - Wait a sec! I think I recognize that �fan!�
(The camera pans over to the audience to reveal a large man sitting in the front row, sporting a thick red beard and mustache. He�s dressed in dark blue jeans, a red t-shirt with an unbuttoned short sleeve black silk dress shirt over it, and a black bandana covering an obviously bald head. In his right hand appears to be a bottle of hard liquor, wrapped in a nondescript brown paper bag.)
Matt Murdock- I think that�s...yes! Yes it is! That�s Sam Warhammer! The War Machine! He�s the new acquisition to the talent roster that the CWF has been running promos for all week! But he�s not scheduled to be here tonight!
Vanessa McLure- Did he even officially sign his contract yet?
Matt Murdock- That�s an excellent question, Vanessa. I don�t know!
Vanessa McLure- Somehow, that doesn�t surprise me. How exactly did you manage to land this job, Mattie? You never seem to know anything! Basic wrestling holds elude your grasp!
Matt Murdock- Regardless, I do know, for a fact, that Warhammer IS NOT supposed to be here tonight! His debut isn�t scheduled for quite some time!
Eric Masterson- Uh oh! Wahammer and Pretty Boy have gotten into a war of words! OH GEEZ!!!
Matt Murdock- Pretty Boy has just spat in the face of the self proclaimed �most destructive force in sports entertainment!�
Vanessa McLure- Most destructive Force, my beautifully sculpted and amazingly firm tushie! From what I read, this Warhammer character has been out of action for over a year. How destructive could he be?
(Suddenly, out of nowhere, Warhammer brings his bottle down over the head of Pretty Boy. The bottle doesn�t break but instead connects with a thick, sickening thud! )
Eric Masterson- Yow! How�s that for blunt trauma?
(Warhammer then jumps the steel railing and cracks the bottle over Pretty Boy�s head one more time! This time the bottle shatters with a shrill �KEEESH!� Glass shards and alcohol buffet the camera lens. And as the bottle shatters, a jagged edge from the portion still grasped by Warhammer digs deep into Pretty Boy�s face, opening a large gash, causing blood to spurt forth!)
Eric Masterson- We have lacerations! Pretty Boy is in severe pain as alcohol streams over his face and into his eyes!
Matt Murdock- It�s clobberin� time! And Warhammer pounces on the blinded Pretty Boy, unloading with very sloppy rights and lefts!
Vanessa McLure- Pretty Boy? Not with that gaping cut on his mush! He may have to change his nick name to Scar Face after this little tiff.
But here comes security! They swarm on Sam Warhammer pulling him off of the disfigured Pretty boy. I hope the kid has a good plastic surgeon! I can�t believe Warhammer! What in the world was he thinking!? He�s gonna get a whopping fine and a stern talking to from President Creed for this appalling act!
Vanessa McLure- What was he thinking? I�ll tell you what he was thinking. NOTHING! His brain isn�t functional enough to think! He�s pickled, he is! Three sheets to the wind! Look at him! Security has to actually carry him away because he�s not coherent enough to walk! What a disgrace to this profession! That mongrel should not only get fined, he should get fired!
Eric Masterson- Fired? He hasn�t even officially started! But look! Pretty Boy is back to his feet! He is totally stunned! he has no idea of what just happened or even where he is! He turns around and...
Vanessa McLure- Great Hera!! Pretty Boy turns right into a steel chair!! And the man swinging that chair is none other than a re-invigorated Johnny Gold!
Eric Masterson-Wow, he just plastered Pretty Boy and opened yet another gash in his head. He picks up Pretty Boy, and sets him up on the apron of the ring. OH MY GOD!! NO! NO! NO!!!!
Matt Murdock- My Gawd! I did NOT just see that!!!
Eric Masterson- I�m afraid you did! It is over! By Odin�s Beard, this one is over!! Pretty Boy just got pile driven from the apron into the steel stairs. I think that Pretty Boy has a broken neck, some one get medic!!
Matt Murdock- God Almighty, this has gotten out of hand!! Sharpe gets back to his feet in the ring, and sees the carnage, and slumps back in the corner.
Vanessa McLure- Cause he knows better than to mess with the MAN.
Matt Murdock- No I think Nick just realized that he can�t lose this match, if everyone else is outside of the ring.
Eric Masterson-Finally another ref has arrived to gain control. Gold rolls back into the ring and is stalking Sharpe. Gold reaches down to grab gold�s hair, and Gold connects with a low blow. He quickly gets up and hits a White Russian leg sweep
Matt Murdock- he looked a little short on the kaluha, *laughs to himself*
Eric Masterson- Very funny, back to the ring. Pretty Boy is trying to get back into the ring. Sharpe throws Gold into the ropes and Gold and Pretty Boy smack heads. Pretty Boy falls off of the apron, and Gold stumbles forward into Nick Sharpe, Spicolli Driver! Spicolli Driver, the ref counts. 1.....2....3 it is all over.
[Ring announcer]: Your winner and still People�s Champion in 23 minutes and 38 second, Nick (The fans chime in Trex) Shhhhhaaaarrrrrrppppppppppeeeeeeeeee
Matt Murdock: Well folks, I gotta tell ya, we havehad an absolutely explosive card so far this evening and trust me,people, it's only gonna get better. You better believe that you ain'tseen nothin' yet!
Vanessa McLure: Y'know, Mattie, coming from you,that's almost funny.
Matt Murdock: What's that supposed to mean?
Vanessa McLure: Nothing, Mattie. Just forget it. Matt Murdock: And please, Vanessa, be professional. Refer to me as Matt or Matthew, not "Mattie."
Vanessa McLure: Whatever you say......Mattie.
Eric Masterson: Alright you two, cut it out because it's time for the Tag Team titles match!!
[The picture along with the sound starts to fade in and out for about five minutes. When the picture and the sound come back the match has already started.]
Murdock: We are sorry about the Technical difficulties we are tring to fix them as we speak but lets get back to the match.
Masterson: Icon grabs Kikrland and wipes him off the ropes, Kirkland heading back towards the Icon ducks the Icons clothsline attempt and turns. Icon ducks Kirkland clothsline attempt and both man clothsline each other.
[The picture starts to fade in and out again. It restores to normal.]
Murdock:We apologize again and we hope to have it fixed soon.
("Selling the Drama" by Live blast out of the speakers as
the lights go a man stands at the edge of the ring.)
Masterson: Thats Surfer Dude's music.
Surfer Dude: Let me spell it out for you boys. Rude F Sure
is the one and only Surfer Dude.I am going to leave you all a gift for my return and I hope you understand what I mean by it.
Matt Murdock: Surfer Dude is entering the ring. He is going crazy in there with the baseball bat.
Vanessa McLure: What Matt was trying to say was that Surfer Dude used a baseball bat on Extreme Impact and now he is working on the team of SCAR.
Eric Masterson: My god, I can't tell you what I am seeing
right now it is just bad. There is only one team left and it the Hellrazors.
Matt Murdock: Surfer Dude is looking them both right in the
eye. OH, in one arm movement the ropes are on fire and Surfer Dude is gone heading the locker room area.
[The picture and sound goes completely out and the screen goes black. It stays black for about a minute, and then the CWF puts up a scrolling message it reads...]
[The message stays up for about fifteen minutes and then the voice of Matt Murdock can be heard but still no picture.]
Murdock: The Hellrazors retain their titles and are still the CWF Tag Team Champions, after Kirkland pinned Blade Lokust in a great match.
Masterson: We are back I beleive? Is that right?
[Just then the picture comes back on]
Matt Murdock: Yes we are, and we would like to apologize again for the difficulties, but Let's go up to Chris Spratcher in the ring, as he gets ready to make the introductions for the Main Event.
Spratcher: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for our main event! It's one fall, with a 30 minute time limit and it is for the Championship Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight title!! Introducing first the challenger...
(A heavy baseline kicks out over the arena speakers as "HellRazor" by Tupac Shakur blares out. The arena fills with dim red lights as the word HELLRAZOR flashes across the Champi-O-tron. The screen then flashes to images of a flaming straight edge razor and live action footage of Kevin Kirkland administering the Lethal Injection to hapless opponents.)
Spratcher: He weighs in at 275 pounds and hails from the City of Angels, Los Angeles, California. He is one half of the reigning CWF Tag Team Champions. He is..."HELLRAZOR" Kevin Kirklaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!
(Red and yellow pillars of pyrotechnics erupt from the stage entrance as the HellRazor storms out and makes his way to the ring.)
Eric Masterson: Wow! Would you listen to this crowd? They really hate this guy! I've never heard such animosity from a crowd before.
Vanessa McLure: These people have no idea what they're talking about! Kevin Kirkland is one of the best, If not THE best, the CWF has to offer! He's already a Tag Team champion, and tonight, you wait and see, he'll walk out of here with eight more pounds of gold around that slim, trim, sexy waist of his! These "fans" are just cattle, Mattie.Cattle.
Matt Murdock: You know, Vanessa, you shouldn't call these fine people filling the stands cattle. After all, if it wasn't for them, we wouldn't get paid. And don't call me MATTIE!
Vanessa McLure: So what you're saying is that I shouldn't bite the hands that feed us? Fine. They're not cattle. I'm sorry. They're bovine. It'll take them MONTHS before they figure out what that word means.
Eric Masterson: Oh, for the love of...let's just go back up to Chris Spratcher.
Spratcher: And now making his way to the ring...
(The sharp shrill voice of Billy Corgan fills the arena as "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"screeches forth from the speakers. The word GENOCIDAL flashes on the Champi-O-tron followed by a close up of Reid's clutched fists. Then the word JOEY flashes followed footage of Reid hitting the Synapse Snap on some unsuspecting victim. Lastly, the word REID appears followed by a close up of Reid's face, blood trickling from an open wound on his forehead, running down over and around his angered and bloodshot eyes.)
Spratcher: He weighs in at 240 pounds and hails from Buffalo, New York. He is the reigning Championship Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Champion. He is..."GENOCIDAL" Joey Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeid!!
(Reid makes his way out on to the stage through a wall of white smoke and blazing fireworks. He has an almost frightening look of determination. He looks out over the screaming masses and points down to the CWF title strapped about his waist. He takes it off, raises it above his head , and screams. He looks at the belt, smiles a sadistic grin, and slams the face plate of the title against his forehead over and over again until a crimson river begins streaming down his face.)
Matt Murdock: "Genocidal" fits our world champion like a glove.
Eric Masterson: And these fans are just eating it up!!
Vanessa McLure: Bovine!
Matt Murdock: Vanessa, please!
Eric Masterson: Well, both combatants are in the ring and referee Greg Falling signals for the start of this match. There's the bell! And this one is officially underway.
Matt Murdock: And these two get right in each other's faces. Folks, believe me when I say that there is absolutely no love lost between these two. N.O.N.E. None!
Eric Masterson: Kirkland and Reid are standing nose to nose, just glaring at each other. Boy oh boy, Matt, you can just cut
the tension in that ring with a knife! Now the two begin exchanging words.
Matt Murdock: Old fashioned trash talking! Ya gotta love it! Now I'm not sure exactly what's being said, but I'd bet dollars to donuts that it ain't pretty!
Eric Masterson: That's one thing, Joey Reid isn't right now. That blood is just oozing all over and not a single punch has been thrown! Reid's wearing a mask of crimson. If his verbal tirade isn't intimidating enough, that blood soaked image sure as heck is!
Vanessa McLure: Talk, shmalk! Get with the fighting already!
Eric Masterson: Well, it looks like they heard you,Vanessa, because Kirkland just shoves Reid, right in the pectorals. And look at the look at Joey Reid's face! Maybe the HellRazor should've thought twice before that little stunt.
Matt Murdock: YOW!! And Reid just lays into thechest of the challenger with a tremendous chop!
CROWD: Wooooo!
Vanessa McLure: But Kirkland fires back with a chop of his own!
(Murdock just smirks with some twisted sense of satisfaction.)
Eric Masterson: The two are trading chops back and forth! My sweet Aunt Petunia! Look at the welts raising up on the champ's chest! And it's Kirkland who gets the upper hand, chopping the champ back into the corner!
Matt Murdock: But Reid goes ballistic, grabbing Kirkland and tossing him into the corner! And Joey Reid lays into the HellRazor with a right, followed by another and another and another! The crowd is on their feet!
Vanessa McLure: NESSIE?!
Eric Masterson: Oh! But Kirkland retaliates with a thumb to the eyes! He pushes the self-proclaimed "hardcore sensation" to the mat and grabs hold of Reid's feet! Oh no! Kirkland just slingshots the champ right into the turnbuckle!
Matt Murdock: But his momentum carries him further and his head smacks right off of the steel ring post!
Eric Masterson: Did it hurt?! Then it's good!! And just look at Kirkland, he's sporting a grin from ear to ear. That's more than we can say for Ms.
McLure, here.
Vanessa McLure: Nessie...I'll get you for that one, Murdock!
Matt Murdock: Well, Kirkland is just riding high on himself. He's so confident in his ability, he's actually letting the champ gather his wits! I'm not sure if the HellRazor is being a good sport or an egomaniac.
Vanessa McLure: Well why wouldn't Kevin be a good sport? I mean, really , Mattie! You've already written Kevin Kirkland off as a ruffian! Truth be told, Kirkland's got more class and sportsmanship in his little pinkie than Joey Reid has in his whole steroid enhanced body! KILL HIM, KEV!!!!
Matt Murdock: These two modern day gladiators circle each other and lock up in the classic collar and elbow tie up!
Vanessa McLure: Reid sends Kirkland in for the ride with an Irish whip. The HellRazor ducks the clothesline. Leapfrog by "Genocidal" Joey Reid. Reid bends over for the back flip but NO! Kirkland catches him with a well-placed kick as soon as he lowered his head! Now that's using his brain! Reid lowered his head too soon and Kirkland capitalized! What a rookie mistake! And this loser is our world champion?!
Eric Masterson: Kirkland helps the champ up with a handful of hair. And BOOM! The challenger connects with a picture perfect fall away slam. That rocked the Hardcore Sensation! Reid struggles to get to his feet and Kirkland connects with a big knee to the gut!
Matt Murdock: The champ is hunched over, holding his midsection. Kirkland slaps Reid's head between his thighs, setting him up for the Lethal Injection! This one could be over, folks! He's looking into the crowd, signaling that this one is in the bag! If ya ask me, he's wasting precious time...
Vanessa McLure: NO! Reid wiggles free and tosses the Razor right over the top rope! Reid capitalized on Kirkland's hesitation and the big man paid for it with a one way trip to the concrete floor! Ohhh, I hate it when you're right, Murdock!
Eric Masterson: Reid now bounces of the ropes and...baseball slide! That sends Kirkland crashing into the metal railings!
Matt Murdock: WOW! That impact was so hard I think it shook one of MY fillings loose!! The HellRazor is trying to regain some composure leaning against the rails. Reid now, back off the ropes,and...GREAT SCOTT! He leaps onto the top rope, twists around...MOONSAULT!!!! Moonsault to the outside!! Oh my!!! Reid IS genocidal! That was absolutely insane!!! Reid landed right on Kevin Kirkland and his back damn near snapped against that railing! Referee Fallings is screaming at the champ to get back in the ring. Kirkland has collapsed to the floor. He really injured his lower back. What an amazing match-up! Wouldn't you agree, Vanessa?
Vanessa McLure: No. Reid rolls back in for a second to break the count and rolls back out. What a lousy cheat! he's blatantly ignoring the referee's warning! Disqualify that cheater, ref!
Matt Murdock: Y'know, Nessie, if Referee Fallings disqualifies Reid, Kirkland will win the match, but Reid will retain the title!
Vanessa McLure (long pause): Let it go, ref!
Matt Murdock: Yup. That's what I thought. Reid now lifts Kirkland up and goes for what looks like a body slam. No! Reid rams Kirkland's back into the steel ring post instead! Ohhhh, that had to hurt!
Eric Masterson: Did it hurt? Then its GOOD! Fallings is giving the Champ his final warning. Joey Reid shoves Kirkland back into the ring. He gets the HellRazor to his feet and pulls off a thunderoust-bone suplex. Reid keeps assaulting that lower back with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! What great ring psychology! That's the mark of a great champion. Pick a part of your opponent and work it until it breaks! The Hardcore Sensation helps the challenger up before whipping him full force into the turnbuckles!! Oh my!! The whole ring shook with that collision! The champ put everything he had into that! Reid's grinning and nodding. Geez Louise, look at his kisser. Coated in blood! And his bleach blonde hair just soaks it all up!
Vanessa McLure: It's disgusting! Disgusting that we have such a barbarian as our world champion! And there's Kevin Kirkland, a real man! A real champion! And this savagery is what he has to contend with! Kirkland's a WRESTLER! Not a Neanderthal! And just look at Reid! I think he thinks he has this match wrapped up. He points to Kevin and charges! Big splash!
Matt Murdock: But nobody's home!! Nobody's home!! Kirkland escaped just in the nick of time! Reid's dazed. And the HellRazor takes full advantage. Kirkland sends Reid in for the ride and executes a beautiful standing drop kick! Followed up with a powerful reverse DDT. He hoists the champ up for a power bomb...NO!
Eric Masterson: His back gives out and he's forced to drop the Genocidal one! Kirkland's down and writhing in pain! Reid takes charge and hits Kirkland with a elbow from the second turnbuckle, driving right into the challenger's lower back! Reid stays right on top of the Kirkland and slaps on a Boston crab, really working that injured back!
Vanessa McLure: Kevin is really straining but he refuses to give up! C'mon, Kevin! Get to the ropes!! THE ROPES!! I tell you, Kirkland's got heart!
Matt Murdock: Yeah, a little, black shriveled heart! But it looks like he heard you, Vanessa, because Kirkland does manage get to the ropes. Reid releases the hold and Kirkland rolls to the outside to regain his composure. But the champ won't have any of that! He goes right out after him! The ref starts the ten count. Reid grabs a hold of the challenger and sends him for the ride! NO!
Eric Masterson: Kirkland reverses it and Reid careens into the steel steps! The refs up to four! Kirkland gets Reid back up and hauls him over to the railings. Reid's favoring his shoulder. The HellRazor wraps his paw around the champion's neck and...
Matt Murdock: OH MY GOD! Chokeslam! Chokeslam! Chokeslam over the railings into the first row! The champ landed badly, coming down on that shoulder! The ref's up to six. Kirkland reaches over and pulls Reid up to a vertical base.
Vanessa McLure: But Reid grabs Kirkland's head, drops to his knees, and pulls Kirkland face first into the railings! Did you hear that pop?! I think Kevin just got his nose broken!
Eric Masterson: And the blood shed confirms it! A broken nose, it is!
Vanessa McLure: Oh no! Why did Reid have to ruin his nose!! Not his pretty nose!
Matt Murdock: Geez, Nessie, if I didn't know any better, I'd swear you have some sort of "thing" for Kirkland.
Vanessa McLure: Aw, stick it where the sun doesn't shine Mattie. And don't call me Nessie!!!
Eric Masterson: And the ref keeps the count going...8...9...10!
Matt Murdock: That's it! It's over! Double count out! I can't believe it ended this way!
Spracher: At 17:26 the match ended in a tie, therefore Joey Reid is still CWF World Cham�.
Voice: Wait, wait, wait�.the match is over but Reid is not the Champion. He never beat Kirkland, therefore he will not be Champ.
[The voice comes out from beind the curtain and standing on the entrance ramp, making his frist appearance on CWF TV, Victor Creed begins to talk again.]
Murdock: Whoa, President Creed just said Reids not champ, then who is?
Creed: I am stripping you of your World title and putting it up for grabs, Reid nor Kirkland wins this match or this title, but they will get a shot at it next week on the Danger Zone. I have followed your pasts and I am going to make this match a match that both of you will enjoy.
Masterson: What? What is he talking about.
Creed: Next week on the Danger Zone, Joey Reid will fight Kevin Kirkland in a Hell in the Cell match, but there will be a twist or two and here they are. If Kirkland or Reid, for whatever reason, touches the outside floor before they are announced the winner they will lose the match. They will be no pins, no submission, no DQ, and no ref. The only way to win this title is to remain standing. The person who can not get up and stand on their feet for at least thirty seconds will be the loser. I don�t care if you use something to prop yourself up, but if you can�t stand you will lose. And only I will make the decision, so I will be out at ringside that night during that match and I will call the winner.
[Creed turns and walks away]
Murdock: I can�t believe this, what news, what a Main Event next week.
Eric Masterson: That�s all we have tonight folks. Make sure to tune in next week for some more great CWF action. I�m sure we�ll see great matches that will rival even the ones we saw here tonight, and maybe, just maybe, more of these on going mysteries will unfold. See you next week!
(The screen fades out as another promo for the upcoming PPV rolls)
[Special Thanks go out to...Pretty Boy, Sam Warhammer, Dave Allan, Matt Vaughn, Commish Summers, Jimmy D, Jon Apsey, Kevin Kirkland, for writing matches.
Also a thanks to Commish Summers and Matt Vaughn for putting it together.
