(The lights flicker off and on, the crowd begins to rumble with anticipation, finally the lights go out and strobes go off all over the CWF arena. The Champ-a-tron flashes on, showing scenes of Danger Zone’s past and pyro explodes all over the arena. The fan’s go crazy when suddenly Walk by Pantera booms over the loud speakers. Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence One step from lashing out at you... You want in to get under my skin And call yourself a friend I've got more friends like you What do I do? The fans start throwing up signs all over the arenaThe crowd sings along as this installment of CWF Danger Zone, (Pre) Is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who I am, where I've been Belong
You can't be something you're not Be yourself,
by yourself Stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time
(The camera is thrown on the ring, as the music slowly dies out.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to tonight’’s wrestling’’s premier television show, DANGER ZZZOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Eric: Look at all the signs around the building, but what is that?
(The camera focuses in on a man sitting in front row seat with the CWF People’s Title over his lap, his ticket lamenated, mounted on a plaque and a million dollar smile. On the plaque is says, “My first CWF Ticket, keep the change Creed-o-rinio.”)
Eric: Me made it, that is cool chris porter. He is here just like he said he would be. Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have a huge show, and to kick it all off, we apparently have a huge announcement from President Creed.
[Creed walks out and down the ring. He is well dressed and is carring a mic
with him. He walks down the ramp and enters the ring. He begins to speak.]
Masterson: What is the president doing out here?
Murdock: Soon to find out.
Creed: I have something important to say, and I need to say it to the Extreme
Icon. So at this time I would like to call down to the ring, the CWF Extreme
Hardcore Champion....Extreme Icon.
[Killing in the name of by Rage Against the Machine starts to play and there
is no one coming down. It plays through a little longer and then the Extreme
Icon appears from behind the entrance way. He stands on top of the ramp and
is holding his title. His hair is wet and down around his face. He is not
wearing a shirt and has a pair of cargo shorts on and wrestling boots.]
Extreme Icon: What do you want Creed?
Creed: I would like to say this to your face Icon, so please come down here
and stand in front of me, please.
Extreme Icon: Fine.
[Icon makes his way slowly down the ramp, and into the ring. He stands in
front of Creed and awaits to hear what he has to say.]
Creed: Icon you have been a very worthy Extreme Hardcore Champion but your
reign ends here tonight. As of now, I am stripping you of the title and you
are no longer, for as long as I am here going to hold, or go after this title.
Icon: What?
Creed: You heard me, you are no longer the Extreme Hardcore Champ, please
hand me the title.
[Creed extends his hand]
Extreme Icon: Wait a second....what ground are you stripping me of the title
on?
Creed: You have not defended the title, and therefore will not be allowed to
hold it, don't make this any harder then it needs to be, just hand me the
title.
Icon: No, it is not my problem that I have not been booked, and that I
everyone is scared to try and take this title from me. If anyone wants it
including you then your gonna have to kill me for it.
[Creed draws back his hand and shakes his head.]
Creed: Icon let me ask you something. Do you ever want to be CWF World Champ?
Icon: I will be this Pay Per View.
Creed: Well if you don't give me that title, you wont have that shot. It's as
simple as that.
Icon: Creed you truly are a peice of shit, but if you really want this title
then here.
[Icon extends the title out to Creed and Creed reaches out to grab it but the
Icon drops the title and kicks Creed in the stomach. He lays Creed out with
an Evenflow DDT right on the title.]
Masterson: Oh My God.....President Creed is out cold, the Icon just knock the
prez out cold.
Murdock: Wow that came from no where....I guess the Extreme Hardcore title is
vacant now.
Eric: And now we have two new and up and comers here in the CWF.
Announcer: Standing a monsterous 7'1 310 pounds, he is eXlude.
($hit on You by D-12 booms over the PA system, as this monster makes his way down to the ring.)
Announcer : and his opponent, from Birmingham England, standing 5'11 weighing in at 220 pounds, Twinblade.
(My Generation by Limp Bizkit, the fans pop at the site of the new CWF talent.)
(Summary)
The match started out with Twinblade taking advantage of his smaller size and his quickness. He hit the big man with repeated drop kicks, and chop blocks. exlude on the other hand came back with a barrage of offensive power moves. After a huge brainbuster eXlude got a two count before Twinblade kicked out. But eXlude set up for the EXLUDED, which he nailed, and knocked Twinblade clear out of the ring. But he returned his prone body into the ring to get the one two three.
Eric: Wow what an impressive debut but eXluded, we have to head back to the parking garage.
That is this? It is Brock and Blacklung and they have arrived separately. Blacklung just walked towards Brocks car, and the Damon just got out without making eye contact.
Matt: What is Brock doing?
Vanessa: Fianlly dropping that cancer loving windbag.
Eric: Blacklung just confronted him, what did he say, oh, wow, Brock just floored Blacklung with a left hand, and walked away. Wow, these guys are going to challenge for the Tag Titles at over drive they’d better get on the same page. Well lets get on to our next match.
Spracher: Now entering the ring...Mark "The Spark" Anthony!
[The crowd boos him as he enters the ring.]
Spracher: His opponent now coming into the ring...Switchblade.
[The crowd gives some cheers and boos as Switchblade come out]
Spracher: This is a hardcore style match.
[The refree rings the bell and the match begins.]
Materson: And this match is underway.
Murdock: These are two bright young stars in the CWF.
McLure: Look Anthony is taking out a ladder from under the ring!
Murdock: And he's setting it up as Switchblade stands in the middle of the
ring.
Materson: Now Switchblade going after Mark The Spark as he climbs the ladder,
McLure: What in gods name is he doing?
Materson: Mark Anthony is jumping from the top of the ladder and...Moonsault
from the 20 foot ladder!
McLure: It looks like both men are out!
Murdock: This will be one short match should none respond to the ten count.
1.....2........3.........4...........5...........6........
Murdock: None of the men are moving still!
7.......8.....
Materson: Switchblade is up!
McLure: So is The Spark, and look he's got a trashcan!
Materson: So does Switchblade!
Murdock: Wow the two men just knocked each others blocks off at the same time!
1....2......3........4........5........6........7
Murdock: If they get up this time it will be a miracle.
8.........9..........10
Materson: And this match is a draw.
Spracher: Due to both men not responding to the ten count this match is a
draw!
Eric: Once again we need to go back stage, Oh my god, Steve Johnson is out on the concrete, and there is justin blade, he just drilled Johnson into the back of th car, Oh Lord, Johnson just got sutffed into his trunk. I hear we have more, what are those sirens?
Vanessa: Well Were waiting on that no good Devil Desante to show up. Maybe he got smart and...
Eric: Wait we have a message from the back.
Matt:oh my god
(the camera goes to NIGHTMARES locker room as EMT are dragging Homie G who is tied up and gagged from the inferno thats filled the locker room)
Eric: Firefighters are fighting the blaze back there and thank heavens someone was able to save
(Suddenly the opening chords form "Falling away from me beging to play. With the lights going to black, and flashing red)
Matt: I think we know who this is now!
(the crowd explodes as the guitars come in and A fire wall expodes along the entrance ramp and a lone figure with a backtrencaot and a black metallic staff is revealed.)
Eric: THERE HE IS THE PERFECT DEVIL!
Matt: Calm down Look at him. He has that paint on. Somethings not right.
Vanessa: Hes walking toward Syn and Syn and him have a stare off. I don't like this something is not right.
(Suddenly a man from the rafters comes down on a zip line behind Syn)
Matt: Who in the HEll! WAIT THATS DESANTE!
Eric: Then who..OH MY GOD THE REAL DESANTE JUST LEVELED SYN WITH THAT STAFF ON THE BACK OF THE NECK!
Matt: The first Devil is just walking away. Wait he is stopping! Thats a mask he has on not paint.
(Suddenly the music changes to "Stiches" by Orgy and an Eagle flashes on the Titantron)
Eric: Who in the heck..wait a minute!
(The man takes off the mask and throws up the middle finger)
Eric: ITS JIM LOGAN!!!!!!
Logan: THERE IS YOUR FU@$NG NIGHTMARE!!!!!!
(The crowd roars as DeSante points to Logan and Logan points back and leaves.)
Eric: Wait DeSante is not done...He is pulling out and flask. What is that.
Vanessa: Well I hope its not whisky..I'd hate to see him drunk.
DeSante: I Said If HELL FREEZES OVER THEN HEAVEN WILL BURN!
Eric: He is pouring the lighter fluid around Syn and....
[Countdown to Extinction blares over the PA, and Death Row steps out from the back.]
Matt Murdock: DeSante just stopped in his tracks...and he's staring at Death
Row.
Eric Masterson: Death Row is just staring back, and now he's pulling out a microphone.
Death Row: How tough are you really?
DeSante, you want me, here I am.
Eric: and here comes security, the commish is in the middle of it, telling them they can’t touch each other, and the two are smirking. They try but the forces restrain them. The commish is having them sign a contract.
(Commish gets a microphone)
Commish: This contract states, if you Santiago Desante can pick up a win tonight, you get your hell in a cell inferno match at OverDrive.
(The crowd goes nuts, as the police escort them to the back one at a time.)
Eric: What a turn of events what can happen next?
Christopher Spratcher - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Christopher Spratcher - Introducing first, headed to the ring at a combined weight of 435 pounds, the team of Blacklung, and Damon Brock!!
[They climb into the ring]
Christopher Spratcher - And their opponents, Lee Sharkstone, and Lokust, SCAR!!!!
[They move down to the ring]
Vanessa McLure - Looks like Blacklung is going to start this match against Lee Sharkstone. Welcome to the beginning of the boorfest.
Matt Murdock - Can we just go one week without your sarcastic comments? Vanessa
McLure - No, dumbass.
Eric Masterson - Lee Sharkstone is taking over from the start.
Matt Murdock - Lee Sharkstone sends Blacklung to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Blacklung.
Vanessa McLure - Mattie, Blacklung is not gay.
Matt Murdock - Huh?
Vanessa McLure - You just said he went down on Dumbass Sharkstone.
Matt Murdock - Won't you just shut up?
Eric Masterson - Lee lifting Blacklung into position for something. He devastated the neck of Blacklung with a piledriver. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Vanessa?
*Vanessa climbs up on the announce table and holds out her microphone*
Vanessa & Fans: IF IT HURTS, THEN IT'S GOOD!!!
Matt Murdock - Am announcer that gets her own pops. I hate my job.
Eric Masterson - Damon Brock tagged in by Blacklung. Chop to the kidney area by Lee Sharkstone stuns Damon Brock. Kick to the stomach by Lee Sharkstone sends Damon Brock down!
Matt Murdock - He's charging at Brock and Brock sends him down with a hip toss! Lee climbing back to his feet, Damon Brock moves in... Snap Suplex! Boston crab being applied by Damon Brock ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Eric Masterson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Lee Sharkstone got out of that at the last second! Quick cover by Brock. Lee kicks out before the one count!
Vanessa McLure - God damn SCAR sucks. Hurry up and job them Brock!
Matt Murdock - Lee picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Damon Brock is ROCKED with a big elbow! We're not seeing much offense from Damon Brock.
Eric Masterson - Damon Brock goes back to his corner and tags in Blacklung.
Vanessa McLure - Sharkstone picks him up, Sitout powerbomb! Blacklung kicks him off quick.
Matt Murdock - That could have been the end of Blacklung! Blacklung moving back to his feet Lee Sharkstone scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Pinning combination by Lee ...1 ...2 ... Blacklung grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by Lee ...1 ...2 ... Jordan Jones is pointing to the ropes Blacklung has his foot on the ropes!
Eric Masterson - This is a damn close match!
Vanessa McLure - Yeah. It's making me close to COMATOSE.
Matt Murdock - What an incredible series of punches!! Lee Sharkstone with the hair of Blacklung.
Eric Masterson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! What an awesome match!!!!
Vanessa McLure - Will you ever stop being an annoying shill, Eric?
Matt Murdock - Will you ever admit that your boobs are fake?
Vanessa McLure - Well thanks for your input.
Eric Masterson - Blacklung sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Huge Bulldog by Blacklung may have broken some of Lee Sharkstones teeth! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Lee Sharkstone makes it out.
Matt Murdock - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Eric Masterson - Damon Brock wants in the ring and Blacklung tags him in.
Vanessa McLure - I'm bored.
*Vanessa finds a ball of lint, and starts playing with it*
Eric Masterson - Lokust tagged in by Lee Sharkstone.
Matt Murdock - Damon Brock hops back to his feet. Damon Brock with a snapmare take down! He gets behind Lokust, and KATAHAJIMI!!!!Lokust is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! The ref is calling for the bell! Blacklung and Damon Brock just won!
Eric Masterson - Lee just didn't have enough time to make it into the ring to break the move up, and it cost his team the victory. Vanessa McLure - Told you SCAR sucked.
Murdock: and Up next is Syn and Desante. This should be an interesting match.
McLure: One would hope, I am about ready to fall asleep here.
Vanessa: Someone go get me some chocolate dipped pickle flavored ice cream.
Matt: Chocolate dipped pickle flavored ice cream? Can you say ew?
(Suddenly ““Shove It”” by The Deftones blasts across the sound system and the CWF-Tron starts to play Mack McMichaels entrance video. A series of small synchronized pyrotechnics fire off as Mack emerges from the entrance curtain. The Bodyguard is close behind him. Mack makes his way down to the ring and slides under the ropes. Mack stands up and dusts his shirt off and then pulls his own mic out from the waist of his pants. The crowd noises dies down a little bit.)
Matt: Where the hell has he been?
(Mack lowers his sunglasses and looks into the camera with a smirk on his face.)
Mack: Well, well, well it looks like tonight’’s ratings high just hit the ring. CWF television has made an obvious change in programming in recent weeks and seen a huge roster change. Some might say this is for the better but the numbers disagree. Since Kev and I vanished without trace the ratings have dipped. Since Extreme Icon stopped actively fighting the ratings have gone down. That is why I came out tonight. I took a long needed vacation and basically sat back and fu*censored*ed around. While I was gone I went places, watched Livewire and Cyclone tear up the extremely tainted MOTM, and did a few people.
Eric: Did he just say do people? Can he say that on tv?
Vanessa: Shut up! Matt: Well it’’s not as bad as dropping the F-bomb.
Mack: I also had a little reality check about the Hellrazors. After dealing with the difficult Sam Warhammer via Jimmy D I have seen some lackluster desire. Sam brings strength to the Hellrazors, I bring the entertainment, Jimmy D brings the heart and desire, and Kevin brings the name value and power. Obviously those key parts have missing as of late. What do the Hellrazors and CWF need to get ““back in the saddle again””, to quote Aerosmith? It needs an American Icon…… But who can fill this role? I can, I will, and I am destined to. By the way I almost forgot to do something.
Matt: Huh?
Vanessa: Just shut up and listen.
Mack: Where the hell are my Mackaholics at?
(The crowd cheers a little.)
Vanessa: Over here! Right here!
Mack: Damn right! Oh and this little message goes out to the future world champion of the CWF. Be ready to bend down, close your eyes, and pucker up to kiss my ass. In good time you’’ll know why. Hit my fu*censored*ing music.
(““Shove It”” starts up again and Mack exits from the ring to a mild pop from the crowd. As Mack exits we see the back of his shirt says ““Sam, I am””.)
Matt: Mack has a foul mouth on him.
Eric: Your telling me. I could smell it from here. He needs to use Crest Tartar Control toothpaste to thoroughly clean his teeth.
Matt: Were you just paid to say that?
Eric: I plead the fifth.
Matt: How come your getting paid to say that and I’’m not even getting offers.
Eric: Just look at you.
Vanessa: Hey, Matt make yourself useful and get me a bag of coconut covered marshmallows and a pack of Big Red.
Matt: Make myself useful?
Eric: Anyways, lets get on with this show.
(Syn's mucic hits the system and he slowy makes his way down to the ring)
Masterson: Weighing in at 275 lbs...SYN!!!!!
(The crowd cheers. The DeSantes music hits the pa system and the crowd cheers louder)
McLure: And weighing in at 260 lbd...Sandiago DeSante!!!
(The crowd cheers more as the two men lock up.)
Murdock: This should be a very techincal matchup here. Look, DeSante gave Syn a hip toss.
McLure: Now DeSante is dropping elbows. I would say thats the limit of his abilities.
Murdock: Syn slowly rises to his feet. DeSante is charging, but Syn counters with a clothsline. Now its Syn whos unleashing with a barrage of stomps.
McLure: C'mon, give him braindamage or something. Jeez.
Masterson: Thats quite enough, Vanessa. Syn picks DeSante up by the head, and is attempting a powerbomb. DeSante is aboe to reverse that, he flipped Syn over his back. This match is unbelievable.
McLure: I believe this match sucks.
Murdock: Now, DeSante is trying to do something...its unclear whats attempting.
(DeSante is trying to reach something just outside the ring)
McLure: I hope it's a gun. Please let it be a gun.
Masterson:Now what the hell is happening? What is going on here?
(Syn hits the ref from behind)
Masterson: Now DeSante is pulling a chair into the ring. What dies he have in store for it?
McLure: I think he's gonna hit Syn.
Murdock: Syn is sneaking up behind DeSante, and OH GOD!!! Syn just hit DeSante in the back of the head...What is he doing?
McLure: Hows the ref? Hes the luckiest man man on the eath beacuse he isnt seeing this right now. Syn just set the chair up in the ring, and he grabbed DeSante.
Masterson: A spike piledriver on the chair...DeSante is out cold. Syn goes for the cover. The ref isnt moving.
(Syn gets up to see if the ref is moving yet...DeSante is able to stumble to his feet and sneak up on Syn)
Masterson: I dont see this ending in a friendly way, this is gonna be bad.
McLure: DeSante has Syn set up in a rear naked choke hod...oh sweet lord.
(The move hits with devestating power, leaving Syn in a heap of pain. DeSante goes for the cover)
Masterson: The ref is able to count 1......2.....3........
Murdock: DeSante wins!! There is some justice in the world!
McLure: Its finally over. Joy.
Eric: We were going to bring you the Hottest fued in the CWF next in tag team format. But what is this, go back backstage, where is the camera to pick this up? Wow, this match did even get to ringside as “Strong Arm” Jimmy D and Warhammer are all over Allan and Mullrooney in true Hellrazor fashion.
Matt: Listen to Warhammer and D in trade insults with each other while they floor they opponents with lefts, and rights!!!!!
How Long***************Not Long*******************Cause was you reap is what you SOW!!!!!
Eric: Listen to this reaction as the fan know that is APSEY’s music, but where is he? The camera is still on the mess we have back stage.
Vanessa: Wow, look at Allan, Warhammer is still on bad wheel, and he looks like a man possessed.
Eric: Oh my god, Apsey came in through the crowd and just clocked porter with a forearm. Porter just drilled his forehead on the barrier and looks a little dazed. Wow, with that Apsey scoops up the People’s title and is off over the barrier into the ring. Porter is up, and looks a little shocked, but as he tries to step over the railing security cuts him off reminding him he is not a CWF employee.
Matt: Listen to this crowd as Apsey displays the title.
Vanessa: Look at Porter he is just smirking and playfully wagging his finger at Apsey as if to say ok you got me. But read those lips, “Your mine next time, your all mine.”
Chant: Ap-sey, Ap-sey, Ap-sey
Apsey: Well, since I am supposed to referee this debacle, and you guys got started with out me, let make this a hardcore tornado tag match,
(With that Apsey drops the mic, the crowd roars he take off for the back.)
Eric: Look at the carnage, Warhammer, is limping towards Allan with a look of pure hate in his eyes. But what is this Mullrooney drop toe hold into an ankle lock, and Warhammer is screaming in pain.
Matt: Wait a minute....
THWACK
Vanessa: Wow, I love that sound.
Eric: Jimmy D, just waylayed Mullrooney up side the head with that lead pipe, Mullrooney looks to be out cold, the cover but Apsey hasn’t found them yet. There he is 1......2......NO
Matt: What a move.
Vanessa: Yeah Ten years ago.
Eric: Dave Allan just hit a flying elbow off the top of that Van that parked back there, and Jimmy has busted his noe on the concret the blood is streaming down his face. Mullrooney now with a chair what is he doing he is opening it up, and Sitting on IT?
Matt: Even in the hardcore matches he won’t use it.
Vanessa: He is catching his breath, and verbally assaulting Warhammer.
Eric: Allan goes for the cover on D, 1........2.........2 7/8 NO, he just kicked out and Allan can’t believe it, he is in Apsey’s face, this looks like a powder keg.
(Kristina runs into the frey)
Vanessa: She isnt that attractive.
Matt: Oh SHUT UP!!!!!!!
(Kristina gets the attention of Dave Allan. He grabs the bottom of her shirt and begins to pull it up.)
Matt: I think we are going to see puppies!!!!
(Kristina pulls her shirt up the rest of the way to expose her large breasts. They are restrained by her red bra.)
Matt:WOW
(Dave Allan starts to walk over towards Kristina and he just grabbed a tire iron this can’t be good, Kristina looks shocked. In the meantime Tony has set up a table.)
Vanessa: What the hell is she doing.
Matt: Allan better watch out. Oh man Jimmy D just nailed him from behind. Allan is down.
(Kristina runs away with Tony)
Matt: Jimmy is setting Allan up for his finisher. UNLEASH THE FURY. Jimmy nailed it. Perfectly executed.
Vanessa: What is this. Jimmy is having Warhammer pin him.
Eric:But no the two were just blind sided with a double clothesline by Mullrooney. D goes down and Mullrooney has that crippling figure four on Sam, and there is no way to get a break, Sammy gives it up, in an attempt to save further injury.
Matt: Wow, they are intent on breaking at that leg.
Eric: Apsey is calling for the bell, it is over, Warhammer has given in up in an attempt to win another day. Apsey is trying to get Mullrooney to release, he just started stomping away a his chest.
*THWACK*
Eric: Oh my God, Dave Allan just dented Apsey’s skull, and now he is picking up the People’s title and throwing it over his shoulder, oh my god, he just spit on Apsey’s face.
Dave: Oh, as for the challenge, I pity the fool that thinks I am gonna back down from a jabber jaw jackoff, like john apsey, so slick come Overdrive I’ll be there, you want this belt back come get it.
Eric: Wow, Jimmy D his his head hard on that metal door he stumbled into, now he up and he yelling at Warhammer, or as he now refering to him as, the weak link, and Sammy doesn’t seem to notice he is tending to that leg of his,
(The camera flashes to what used to be Chris Porter’s seat. There is a sign there, Stay tuned, and watch closely.)
Eric: What does that mean, wait look, that man behind Jimmy D, OH MY GOD, the HARD WAY he just executed the HARD WAY on the Concret floor. That means it can only be, Porter has done it again, he just helped Warhammer off the floor, What is gonna happen with these guys come OverDrive?
Christopher Spracher: Our next match will be a triple threat match scheduled for 1 fall..
(The fans begin to cheer)
Christopher Spracher: THIS MATCH WILL BE FOR THE PEOPLES TITLE!!!!
Matt Murdock: Jon Apsey has a pretty tough challenge here as the ultimate fan favourite puts his title on the line
Christopher Spracher:
Introducing first, weighing in at 265 pounds and hailing from Lawton Oklahoma……he is the Hardcore Specialist…….STEEEVVVVVVEEEE JOOHHNNNNSSOOOOONNNN.
(Enter Sandman hits as The fans begin to cheer……””Hardcore Specialist”” and ““end of the line”” flash on the Champ-tron as Johnson appears at the top of the ramp, arms raised, the Singapore cane in his right hand. He strolls down to the ring, an intense glare in his eyes and rolls under the bottom rope, getting to his feet quickly and running to both sides of the ring, warming up)
Matt Murdock: Johnson sure looks ready tonight……
Eric Masterson: This could be his night folks……
Christopher Spracher: Next, weighing in at 225 pounds and standing at 6 foot three inches…….he is a member of Nightmare……..HOMIEEEEE G!!!
(The Small Hours by Metallica begins to blare from the speakers as a mass boo erupts over the crowd……Homie G slowly walks out, ignoring the fans and moves down to the ring. His eyes never leave Johnson as he steps up and through the ropes, assuming a combat pose and readying himself for the task ahead.)
Vanessa McLure: I think Homie G is going to come out on top……who cares what those fans think…….he hates Apsey all most as much as I do.
Matt Murdock: only the champ to appear now…….
Vanessa McLure: Oh dear god……the chanting has begun, maybe he just wont turn up…….maybe he wont show
Christopher Spracher: And finally……the third participant in this match, he is your Cwf peoples champion……he stands at 6’’4 and weighs in at 244 pounds, ladies and gentlemen……the voice of the people…….JACKKNIFE……JON……APPSSEEYYYYYYY!!!!
********HOW LONG……NOT LONG***********
(every fan in the arena leaps to their feet)
********COS WHAT YOU REAP……IS WHAT YOU SEW!!!!!********
(Wake up by Rage against the machine hits and the fans explode as Apsey finally appears, he pauses at the top of the ramp and leans back into a fighting stance, sizing up his competition. Apsey finally begins to walk down the ramp towards the ring, trash talking both men)
Matt Murdock: what an ovation for one of the most popular men in the CWF today……Apsey into the ring and we are off here folks……..
Eric Masterson: All three men are circling each other, Homie G and Johnson have their hands in shoot fighting poses……Apsey has his hands on his hips……
Vanessa McLure: Its this kind of arrogance that makes him an obvious loser in this match
Matt Murdock:AND WE ARE OFF HERE FOLKS…….Apsey and Homie G with an exchange of right hands, Homie G is backing off across the ring, Apsey has the slight advantage……Boot to the gut, he attempts to whip Homie but gets reversed……Apsey ducks a chop from his opponent and floors Homie G with one hell of a right hand…….the fans are going crazy here……Apsey turns and Johnson gets in on the action now driving a hard boot to the kids gut.
Eric Masterson: Johnson throws Apsey across the ring but misses the clothesline attempt as the rebel ducks…….Apsey off the ropes on the other side…….Diving forearm to Johnson and Apsey has the advantage again, he stands quickly and starts to stomp away on the ribs of the hardcore specialist
Vanessa McLure: BACK SUPLEX BY HOMIE G…….and Apsey goes down……haha! I love it when bad things happen to good people.
Matt Murdock: Apsey is down but up quickly, holding the back of his head as he staggers against the ropes……Johnson and Homie G begin to stomp away on the kid together, they pick him up and throw him to the ropes, flooring the champ with a double back elbow. Apsey goes down hard and fights to stand but a double elbow across the back floors him again…….Homie G breaks the alliance as he throws Johnson to the outside and makes the cover only receiving a 1 count.
Vanessa McLure: Homie picks Apsey up and floors him with a hard chop but cant capitalise because Johnson is back in there……he spins Homie around and gets in his face, Homie throws a right hand but Johnson catches the arm and nails in an arm bar…….WHAT A KICK TO THE UNDEFENDED FACE OF HOMIE G.
Matt Murdock: Johnson doesn’’t let Homie Fall however, he swings Homie in for a rock bottom but the Nightmare member battles his way out with elbows to the back of the head
Vanessa McLure: Homie G snap in a headlock…….Johnson swings out into a hammers, Homie powers out and spins for a clothesline but Johnson dodges an lock in the position for a ROCK BOTTOM!!!..theres a pin..1……2……NO!
Eric Masterson: Apsey is up and he breaks the cover with a stomp to the back of the head……He Slams a right hand into Johnson’’s chin and puts him down to one knee. Apsey turns and slams a right hand into Homie G, knocking him back to the mat……The rebel hits the ropes and sprints for Johnson who catches him mid-stride and powers him up onto the shoulder……Homie G charges and Apsey slips down, shoving Johnson into a Homie G clothesline…….That blow knocked the Iceman out of his boots.
Vanessa McLure: Apsey boots Homie in the gut and hits the Quickfire DDT……theres a cover... only a 1 count, but its still the early going here folks Eric
Masterson: Apsey picks up his opponent and throws him into the corner, he starts to wail away with hard stomps to the midsection…….wait Homie G grabs Apsey by the throat and spins him into the corner……theres 1 punch……and a second, he draws back for a third just as Steve Johnson stands behind him and grabs the arm, spinning him and whipping Homie into the opposite corner…….Johnson now with hard rights and lefts to the rebel who is starting to feel the brunt of the blows.
Matt Murdock: Johnson Knocks Apsey silly with a forearm and turns to face G who sprints across the ring……Homie finds his clothesline attempt ducked by Johnson and runs right into a SUPERKICK BY APSEY!!!……..the rebel almost took Homies head off, Johnson turns and Apsey is fired up……the two men trade blows, back and forth, right hand after right hand……Apsey swings, Johnson ducks with the go behind……waistlock, Apsey fights for a way out, He swings around with a back elbow but Johnson holds on and locks in a front waistlock……Apsey with a knee to the somtach…….he adjusts the arms……snap suplex!……..Apsey floats over into a pin but Homie staggers across to break it.
Eric Masterson: Homie throws Apsey off of Johnson and picks him up to deliver a stunning neckbreaker…….Homie pins Johnson..1…….2 Apsey breaks it and rolls Homie backwards into a pin..1……2……Homie flips over..1…….2..
Matt Murdock: Apsey throws Homie over his head and performs a martial art kick up…….but he throws himself back down to the floor again to avoid the big boot from Johnson…….Homie sees it to and catches the leg, HEAD AND ARM SUPLEX!
Eric Masterson: He bridges for a pin……1……..2.. Vanessa McLure: DAMN!…….Apsey breaks the cover by pulling out Homies legs and cancelling the bridge……he picks keeps hold now and slams a boot into Homies stomach before sling-shotting him over his head and through the ropes to the outside……great move from the rookie and current peoples champion!
Eric Masterson: Apsey gets to his feet and picks up Johnson, throwing him into the ropes and dropping him with a clothesline……Apsey quickly follows up with a leg across the throat……Johnson kicks out at 2.
Matt Murdock: Apsey picks up Johnson and sprints to the ropes returning with a clothesline that Johnson once again ducks, Apsey hits the other side at great speed and gets throws high into the air by the hardcore specialist landing throat first across the top rope and falling to the canvas clutching his neck. Johnson crawls across and makes the cover……1……2……NO! Apsey kicks out.
Vanessa McLure: Both men up……Apsey swings for a right hand but the arm gets caught and Johnson draws Apsey in for a rock bottom……he hoists the rebel up but Apsey swings around and lands back in front of Johnson……what a crucifix turnaround……
Matt Murdock: Apsey is one hell of an accomplished wrestler……. Vanessa McLure: But Johnson is a better fighter and he uppercuts Apsey in the gut and sitdown powerbombs him into the centre of the ring……1……2……NO!
Eric Masterson: Johnson sees it……this is his chance……He drags the rebel to his feet but Apsey draws back and pulls Johnson into psotion for the Blade runner…….John however battles out with a boot to the groin!
Vanessa McLure: ref didn’’t see a thing……John sets Apsey up for a ddt but he cant draw him down……NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX BY THE ULTIMATE FAN FAVOURITE…….JOHNSONS FOOT HIT THE REF……THERES NO-ONE TO COUNT
Eric Masterson: Apsey staggers up and curses his luck…….hes trying to wake the ref..but wait…………Homie G is back and he has a chair!!!…….MY GOD!!! WHAT A SHOT FROM HOMIE G……..APSEY MUST BE OUT COLD, THAT CHAIR IS BENT TO HELL Matt
Murdock: The ref is awake……Johnson is down it cant be it..no..1…….2……APSEY KICKED OUT.,……THE REBEL DIDN’’T STAY DOWN!
Vanessa McLure: damn……slow count!..it was a slow count!
Eric Masterson:……Apsey is very slowly starting to move and Homie G is irate……He drives boot after boot into the back of Jons head..keeping him on the mat.
Matt Murdock: Homie gets spun around By Johnson and Chokeslammed out of his boots……all three men have taken a tremendous amount of punishment throughout this contest..1……2……NO! Homie kicks out!
Eric Masterson: Homie G is to his feet…….Johnson drags him in for a suplex but Homie lands on his feet the other side He hooks in a full nelson and tries for a back suplex but Johnson hooks the legs and rolls forwards, holding on
Eric Masterson: Johnson tries for a sharpshooter but Homie refuses to turn, Johnson tries something else and once again Homie G is slingshotted towards the ropes……but this time Homie lands on his feet next to them
Vanessa McLure: Johnson charges but Homie ducks and Johnons hits the ropes, skidding to a halt behind Homie and applying a back waistlock……he’’s gonna suplex him!
Matt Murdock: Homie G reverses and spins around, catching Johnson in a waistlock of his own and actually SUPLEXING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
Eric Masterson: Homie turns and Apsey is up!!! The rebel is up!!! The fans are going crazy as Apsey drives right hand after right hand into the face of the challenger Homie into the ropes…….Apsey with a leapfrog…….what a back elbow..HOMIE GOES DOWN……..Apsey waits for him to stand, the fans know whats coming!!!
Vanessa McLure: oh no!..its gonna be the Blade runner..hes gonna win it……theres the lock
Eric Masterson: Homie fights out, he spins the rebel across and picks him up for a DVD…….here it comes!
Vanessa McLure: Apsey spins off the back and lands on his feet……he shoves Homie into the ropes and boots him in the gut on the return……he sets him up for a powerbomb..theres the gutwrench..HOMIE IS AT A DIAGONAL ANGLE…………..MODIFIED PEDIGREE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!……..WHAT A MODIFIED GUTWRENCH PEDIGREE, THAT WAS PRACTICALLY AN INVERTED TOMBSTONE!!!!
Eric: But, no one is moving 1........2........3.........4..........5..........6.........7
Apsey, and G are stirring........8......9........10
A draw, Apsey retains his title, no one is moving what chaos.
Matt: We are getting word from back stage. That there have been some changes, but here comes. Extreme Icon, and Nick Sharpe.
Eric: But there is Victor Creed on the Champ-a-tron, now the camera on him, he Black eye, and the large band aid on his forehead are noticable.
Creed: Well, since the other two losers didn’t show up, I guess we are gonna have to declare you two clowns the winners. I do this against my better judgement, so go home Nick.
Eric: Nick looks confused.
Creed: Nick go home, get out of the ring now, and go home or it will cost you that precious title shot too!
Eric: Tentatively Nick slides under the bottom rope, and walks up the ramp.
Creed: And you Icon don’t you move.
Masterson: The Icon is still in the ring and a man is coming down dressed in
a suit and is carring a breifcase. What is this all about.
Murdock: I have seen him before....where have I seen him before?
Masterson: I know, he is Creeds laywer, and this can't be good for the Icon.
[Icon stand in the ring and awaits the man, but the man doesn't enter. He
stands outside the ring and begins to speak.]
Lawyer: Mr. Icon, I have been informed from representatives of Mr. Creed that I
am to give you these papers on behalf of Mr. Creed.
[Lawyer slides the papers into the ring and the Icon picks them up. The Icons
face turns very un happy and he gets really pissed. The lawyer leaves and the
Icon throw the papers down and storms off backstage.]
Murdock: What did those papers say?
Masterson: Someone get me those papers.
[The ring technician goes and gets them, he then brings them back and hands
them to Masterson.]
Murdock: What do they say.
Masterson: Hold on a sec.
[Masterson takes a minute or two to read over them.]
Masterson: It basically says that the Icon as been suspended for up to two
weeks, fined five thousand dollars and has lost his shot at the World title
this sunday at the Pay Per View.
Murdock: Creed looks to have gotten the last laugh.....but who gets the shot
at the Pay Per View?
Masterson: Looks like we are down to Lence and Sharpe. Well that is it, we are out of.....
Eric: No, look at the monitor again, We have all five participants that will be in the HARDCORE title match at overdrive in the parking garage. Oh my god, they just went over the edge.
(The camera shot is a pile of bodies on splintered wood, and some 15feet below.)
Eric: OH MY GOD, what a night, fans we’ll see you at Overdrive.
