Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence

One step from lashing out at you...

You want in to get under my skin And call yourself a friend

I've got more friends like you What do I do?

The fans start throwing up signs all over the arena The crowd sings along as this installment of CWF Danger Zone,

(Pre) Is there no standard anymore? What it takes, who I am, where I've been

Belong You can't be something you're not Be yourself, by yourself Stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time

(The camera is thrown on the ring, as the music slowly dies out.)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to wrestling’s premier television show, DANGER ZZZOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(Sign’s spring up all over the CWF,

I wanna be MACK ATTACKED

SCAR and the RAZOR’S all about Raisin’ Hell.

DeSante your Worst NightMare

(Camera fades into the Global Networks office where Sharpe is sitting at his desk. He has an angry look, and with a sharp tone he begins to talk)

Sharpe: Hellrazors, this is too you. Global Networks is sick of your pathetic abuse of privilages. You haven't accomplished any of the things we wanted from you, so we're cutting our ties, and besides, we've found a much more suitable group to become partners with.

(Sharpe waves to someone off camera)

Sharpe: Come in, come in. Have a seat, and we'll get everything worked out.

(Death Row walks on camera and sits down in the chair in front of Sharpe's desk)

Sharpe: Alright Death Row, you say NightMare will be able to do what we want?

Death Row: Most certainly.

Sharpe: Ok, then you're on, welcome to the club

Sharpe: But I have to wonder, NightMare has only two members now...Global Networks would like it better if you had a few more.

Death Row: Oh, don't worry Mr. Sharpe, there are more on the way. I'll write their names down here for your reference.

(Death Row writes the names on the paper in front of him, then turns to the camera)

Death Row: The rest of you will find out who these men are later...

(Death Row turns back to Sharpe and shakes hands with him before leaving his office. Sharpe turns away from the camera smiling, and puts the papers into a drawer.)

Eric: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have an incredible show for you tonight, and in true CWF style I am getting word that there is big happenings in the back.

(The scene opens up in the parking lot of the CWF arena. There is a man and woman standing in the distance, and they seem to be yelling at each other. The man towers over her, but she doesn't back down. She finally says something that seems to hurt the man, not physically, emotionally. The man takes a couple steps back, wounded as of sort. Finally the camera zooms in to see that the two that were fighting are Predator and Angela.)

Matt Murdock: Predator?! Where has he been? The last time i seen him was when he lost the title to Reid at the December PPV!

Eric Masterson: Well you’’re looking at him now and it seems that him and Angela are not on the best of terms right now.

Vanessa Mclure: She better leave him alone! He deserves better than that!!

(Predator, as you can see is not dressed in his usual attire. He has on a black tuxedo and some black leather shoes. Angela is wearing a dress, and some black high heels. Predator and Angela look like they’’ve been out to, or are going to, dinner. You can't hear what they are saying, but you can tell they are arguing. Predator is shaking his finger in her face, and she's slapping it away. They are continuing with this heated argument when suddenly Angela slaps Predator and then goes storming off. The camera zooms in and you can see a hurt look on Predator’’s face. He stands there for a minute and then goes sulking off.)

Vanessa Mclure: SHE CAN’T DO THAT!!!

Eric: and we have more arrivals here tonight.

(Danger Zone starts with live footage from backstage. The camera is focused in on a long stretch black limo pulling up into the CWF Arena. It pulls right up next to the camera and stops. The limo driver gets out walks over to the passenger's door and opens it. Another limo drive gets out on the passenger side and has a red carpet in his arms and rolls it out. The camera tries to peak inside the limo but second limo driver's assistant shoves the camera back.)

Limo Assistant: Back off and just wait a second.

(A foot emerges from the door. We see it is Mack McMichaels and he is wearing a huge oversized fur coat, black fur hat, and several long gold chains around his neck. Mack stands on his feet and The Bodyguard gets out behind him with a cane in his hand. The Bodyguard hands Mack the cane and Mack uses it as he walks down the red carpet. Mack stops in front of the camera and opens his fur coat up with his free hand to reveal the CWF World Heavyweight Title around his waist.)

Mack: CWF has finally reached the golden age with a new World Champ to usher it into this new era. I will bring prestige to this world title like no champion would. Tonight marks the begining of an era you will never, ever forget and that's a promise not a threat.

(The Bodyguard walks up to Mack and puts a cigar in his mouth and lights it for him.)

Mack: Smoking is bad for ya and so am I..

Matt: Wow, with Jimmy D wrestling that is two of the three hellrazors here tonight

Eric Masterson: Well, with that in mind, lets to our first match of the evening.

(The fans go wild as the Champ-tron blurs into focus to show Johnny Wyler standing with his mircophone...the explode in a huge way as Jon Apsey steps into shot, his peoples title slung over his shoulder.)

Johnny Wyler: So Jon...what everyone wants to know..how are you feeling tonight

(The fans interrupt the young champion before he can speak)

Fans: AP-SEY AP-SEY AP-SEY Apsey: Im feelin pretty good, not perfect...

(He points to his, still swollen eyes and lifts up his shirt to reveal taped ribs)

Apsey: But good...Im gonna give my all tonight, and if that isnt enough...ill come back when im healthy. I feel pretty ready for this match though....Ive been watching Blacklung...i like the guy, Steve Johnson Im not too fond of...but Im gonna have fun in this match, and hopefully so will the fans

(they explode)

Apsey: Something else that should excite the fans...is the newest member of SCAR...AND THAT MAN IS.....

(the fans are quiet with anticipation as Apsey raises his eyebrows and smiles)

Apsey: here in the building...tonight

(the fans explode)

Johnny Wyler: That title defence last week was probably the most intense thing i have ever seen....

Apsey: yeah it was....Im gonna miss Sammy....his power...his heart....the way he said hammenegger

(Johnny and the fans laugh)

Apsey: but he wasnt the only man in that match...I have a lotta pent up agression in the direction of one David Allan and damnit..IM NOT DONE WITH HIM YET!

Apsey: David Allan...im not done with you yet...i know you are still hurting...i am too. But i want you again...i want you in a match, in a technical match...i KNOW i can outfight you...i proved that last week. But i wanna prove i can outwrestle you.

(The fans pop)

Apsey: So let those wounds heal...give it a week or too, but then...I WANT IN THIS RING

(the fans explode, Apsey looks intense)

Apsey: give it a couple of weeks...and then me and you...hell titles on the line if you want it that way...me and you in a technical match...lets see who the better wrestler is...lets see if im as good as i think i am..LETS DO THIS DAVE!

(He grabs the mic roughly away from Johnny)

Apsey: Me and you Dave...you and I...if a man touches a weapon he's disqualified....dozens of refs so theres no foul play....no time limit..first man to put 2 pinfalls in a row wins....takes it all....you wanna outwrestle the Jackknife Dave??????? then prove....it

(the fans are chanting his name now as Apsey grins)

Apsey: Because I am the voice of the people....and i am the peoples champion...and I am...GONNA KICK YOUR BITCH ASS ALL OVER THAT RING WHEN YOU ACCEPT...BECAUSE YOU WILL ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE DAVE....You will....and if you dont???

(evil smile)

Apsey: Im gonna come find ya.....Interview over

(He tosses the microphone back to Johnny and ruffles his hair with a grin as the fans go wild and the camera fades to black)

(Trendkill’’s music hits and he comes down to the ring) Chris Spracher: Introducing first, TRENDKILL!!!!

(Justin Blade’’s music hits and he makes his way from the back to the ring) Chris Spracher: The second man in this match, JUSTIN BLADE!!!!! Ding...ding

Eric Masterson: This one is starting off slow, with both men pacing each other. Trendkill is making the first move...what a clothesline.

Matt Murdock: Justin Blade is down, but not for long. Vanessa McLure: Too bad.

Eric Masterson: Trendkill is not letting up on Blade, and is beating him right into the corner. Now he’’s going up for the ten count punches....1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!

Matt Murdock: Justin Blade is stumbling out of the corner, and ouch, he just fell face first onto the mat.

Eric Masterson: Trendkill is pulling Blade back up, and he’’s setting up for something...big back drop...and Trenkill is pulling Blade up again..German Suplex this time.

Vanessa McLure: Blade needs to put up some offense.

Matt Murdock: Yes he does, or this is going to be a very short match. Trenkill sends Blade into the ropes...Tilt A Whirl slam.

Eric Masterson: The quick cover... 1...2...

Matt Murdock: Blade gets out in time. He’’s getting back on his feet, and going straigh at Trendkill...he tries for a spear...but Trendkill reverses it into a DDT...what a move!!!!

Eric Masterson: Trendkill is signaling for something...what’’s he getting ready to now...FIRE BIRD SPLASH!!! This one’’s over.. 1...2...3

Eric: Wait what is this folks? Hey this match is over what is Trendkill doing?

(Trendkill punches Blade in the gut, and DDT's him in the middle of the ring. He walks over to the ropes, and points to the top turnbuckle, as Megan cheers him on the outside. Trendkill walks through the ropes, and climbs the turnbuckle, facing the ring. He signals it's over, and does a 180 turn on the turnbuckle, so he is now facing the crowd. He then jumps back, begins to do moonsault/backflip, but turns in mid-air into a 450 splash!)

Eric Masterson: THE FIREBIRD SPLASH! That takes talent! Vanessa McLure: Yeah, it looks somewhat hard to pull off. I could do it, but I don't want you boys to be embarrassed...

Matt: Someone get down here.

[The camera starts off in Damon Brock's and Blacklungs locker room.] Brock: Where are the belts? Blacklung: I gave it to the limo driver. Brock: Idiot!

[The camera cuts to the limo. The limo driver is Homie G and Mikey P is in the passanger side.]

Homie G: Your better watch your titles guys, cuz sooner or later you may not have `em.

Mikey P: And what about that TV Belt Brock? When are you gonna defend that eh? Cuz I want you!

[The scene cuts to Brock and Blacklungs locker room.]

Blacklung: Shit!

(Blacklung goes running from the room, but the limo is long gone.)

Matt Murdock: That was quick folks, Justin Blade did nothing to stop the assault from Trendkill.

Eric: Wow, what an impressive debut by Trendkill. Wait what is going on here?

(The fans explode as the Champ-tron grabs their attention...the shot is directed at the words on the door of a locker room "SCAR")

Eric Masterson: Thats the SCAR locker room...they are going in...the fans are really making some noise for these guys

(The camera goes in to catch the four members of SCAR in the middle of a poker game, the light is dim and smoke hangs in the air above the table)

Matt Murdock: wait a minute....4 members? whos that other guy?

(The man is wearing a cowboy hat pushed low over his eyes and smoking a huge cuban cigar, much like the one Apsey is smoking...his eyes go wide as he looks at his hand)

Wild: I WIN!!! I WIN!!!

(he stands and his hat falls off to the floor behind him as he throws his hands in the air..the fans roar)

Matt Murdock: Billy Wild??? THE WILD ASS IS THE NEW MEMBER OF SCAR!!!!!

Wild: AND THE DRINKS ARE ON LEE!!!!

(Shark grins and lays his 4 queens on the table)

Shark: no you dont....

Apsey: and uhh Billy...we're playing POKER!

(Wild smiles happily and sits slowly back down)

Wild: in that case the drinks are on Lokust

(All four men laugh, a peanut bounces off Wilds forehead and Lokust looks proud of himself)

Wild: So Jon....how do ya play poker?

(The fans are laughing almost as loud as they are cheering as the Champ-tron fades to black)

Matt Murdock: Billy Wild is the new member of scar...he certainly fits in, but where is Lee?

Vanessa McLure: oh....god save us all..Wild is back in the CWF?....i think i may kill myself......or him.

Eric: Hey there is sharkstone with a 6 pack of beer on his way down the hall, and who is that? Oh my God is a Dave Allan and he just drilled Lee in the cranium with a lead pipe, and now he has Lee, up on that table.

Matt: There is a that reverse DDT Position.

Dave: Hey tough guy, send a message back Jon, THERE IS NO REVERSAL

Eric: Oh My God, the MILLION AND ONE THROUGH THE TABLE, and SHARKSTONE isn’t moving.

Lifter/Anthony vs eXlude/Jackal:

Dark Match:

This was a battle of young Lion’s which saw both teams take the advantage briefly on several occasions, but it all came crashing to an end, when Lifter hit the Fire Thunder Driver on Exlude. To lose it for his team.

Eric: Here we go, this match booked after Mack decided to interject himself in the World title contest at Overdrive last Sunday.

(Champ-a-tron lights up to shows the scene from the PPV last week.

Matt: Oh Jesus. Look who's coming.

Vanessa: It's "The American Icon" Mack McMichaels.

Matt: Mack jumps over the guard rail and he grabs a yells at one of the Mexican commentators to get up. He grabs the commentators chair and walks over to Brock and waffles him with that chair in the back of the head. Damon is down on his knees now and Mack slams that steel chair into the back of his head again!

Vanessa: Hit him again! Make that bastard bleed!

Matt: Mack hits Nick with that chair now in the small of the back. Jimmy D grabs Damon and tosses him back in the ring.

Eric: Jimmy D gets up on the ring apron and starts arguing with the ref.

Matt: Mack takes Nick and puts him up on the ring with him. Mack starts to climb the ropes from the outside and pulls Nick up with him.

Vanessa: This is great.

Matt: The Bodyguard jumps off the apron and runs over to the Mexican commentator table and clears it off.

Eric: Mack has Nick on the top turnbuckle and he suplexes him through the Mexican commentator table but the table has been reinforced by the commentators, the table doesn*t break, wow Mack and Nick just bounced off of it and onto the floor..

Matt: Oh My God!

(The champ-a-tron blacks out, as Poetry blares out of the PA system, as Damon Brock with Wyatte Brock and Garcia Frampton comes out through the curtains to a massive POP, he makes his way to the ring.)

Eric: And here is his opponent dispicable Mack McMichaels

(Mack makes his way to the ring swaggering and strutting with a smirk on his face.)

(The Bodyguard holds the ropes open for Mack and Mack enters through them. Spracher hands Mack the microphone as The Bodyguard enters the ring. The crowd dies down a bit and the music stops.)

Mack: Nick, just like me you didn't want this belt. The belt shouldn't be around the waist of a man who doesn't want it. Look in this ring and stare at what you could be. I have been appointed the New CWF World Heavyweight Champion.

(The Bodyguard pulls Mack's fur coat off and hands it to a ringside assistant. The Bodyguard then takes Mack's belt off and carries it with him as he exits the ring. Mack then tosses his hat out into the crowd.)

Eric: And here we go. Collar and Arm tie, up and Brock backs Mack into the Corner. And gives a clean break. Oh but back with a quick boot the mid section and takes the advantage. He is driving Elbows into the neck of Brock.

Vanessa: Yeah get him,

Matt: You disgust me.

Eric: Now, Mack with a irish whips, and he ducks, and Damon with a Face buster, Mack showing some ring rust after being away for nearly two months. Brock now helping him to his feet, and he just dropped Mack with a European style upper cut.

Matt: Brock now with the Irish Whip into the corner, and was met with a big boot to the face.

Vanessa: There is your American Icon.

Vanessa: This match has been crazy, but Mack and Brock are still going at it toe to toe, amazingly, I thought that goody-two-shoes would crumble at a punch. Matt: He proved last week that he is one of the top guys in this fed, he's up to the challenge of Mack and maybe more.

Eric: Yes, and with Wyatte Brock and Garcia Frampton at ringside, he is protected from any run-ins by Jimmy D or The Bodyguard.

Eric: He has Brock in a head lock, and McMichaels with a bulldog. Now, Mack onto the second rope and he just dropped the elbow right across Damon’s forehead. Mack with a cover 1...2....and brock kicked out.

Vanessa: Why doesn’t Brock know what is expected and stay down?

Matt: Cause Brock has the heart of a champion.

Eric: But Mack rolls him over, and now has the camel clutch on, we know what that means.

Vanessa: The end is near.

Matt: But look at Brock scratching and clawing his way to the ropes. What a fighter.

Eric: Well Brock gets the break but this looks like it could be over in a hurry. Mack with the Irish whip, and Brock eludes the kick, and Katahajime, no Brock Missed, and got Turned around, and MACK ATTACK, wow, out of nowhere, 1....2.....3

Vanessa: That’s my Mackie

Matt: What an exchange.

Eric: What a match it is over that quick.

Masterson: Up next is Lee Sharkstone defending the title against Jimmy D. THis has to be an explosive match.

McLure: I hope so. I truly do. Masterson: This match will go down in the annals of CWF history.

McLure: I hope theres blood. lots of it.

(Bar Room Hero hits the pa system and Sharkstone comes out. He gets a huge pop.)

Murdock: Will you listen to the reaction he gets?

McLure: Ive screamed louder...I meant...

Masterson: i think we understand what you meant.

(Right as Jimmy D's music hits, he attacks Sharkstone.)

Masterson: Jimmy wasnt even gonn let Shakstone into the ring!!

McLure: Ok, this has to be good. Jimmy just leveled Lee with a strong right hook!

Masterson: Lee staggers to his feet and is hit with another hook. Jimmy seems to be wearing the "daddy pants" right now.

Murdock: Jimmy is picking up Lee and is looking for another right hook, but Lee kicks him in the midsection. Now Lee is letting Jimmy have a barrage of kicks to the face. Lee seems in control now.

McLure: Ah, MurDICK, Master of the obvious. THats what I like about you.

Murdock: And I thought it was my smile.

McLure: You have a personalitty of a dead moth. Why dont you get a horse and live in the mountains? You wont bother anybody that way.

Murdock: I love you, too. Lee is now punching Jimmy in the face. Blood is being spilt everywhere!

McLure: Blood! More blood! Lee lets up on Jimmy. That could be a mistake...

Masterson: And it is. When Lee looked away, Jimmy gave him a low blow! Lee is doubled over, and Jimmy isnt going to wait for him to recover. Jimmy is setting Lee up for a DDT, and he hits it. Lee is sprawled out on the rampway.

McLure: Since this is a hardcore match, lets get HARDCORE! I love everything more when its hardcore!

Murdock: How should I ask about that?

McLure: Up yours, pal. Lee is having a hard time getting up, but Jimmy doesnt help. A hard kick to the midsection.

Masterson: This is an exciting matchup. Jimmy really wants this belt, but Lee wont give it up. These two men are going to give us one hell of a match!

McLure: You like to repeat yourself, dont you? I never do.

Murdock: I know. I only hear you yell "harder" once, then...

Masterson: Jimmy now is taunting Lee by making a montion representing a belt being wrapped around his waist. Lee donest like it and retaliates by a swift punch to Jimmys ribs. Lee is now standing over Jimmy. He grabs him by the head, and is leading him backstage.

Murdock: Vanessa, does it make you whistful when you see someone hold the back of anothers head? Does it bring back memories?

McLure: I really hate you. Can we get a camera back there?

(As the cameraman arrives, Jimmy is being slammed into the wall.)

Masterson: That had to hurt. Lee picks Jimmy back up, and is taking him futher backstage. Theyre duking it out in the locker room.

McLure: Is that Blacklung there in the locker room? Oh man...

Murdock: Begone, vile temptress. Lee is slamming Jimmy into the lockers now. Did you hear that crashing sound as Jimmys head connects?

McLure: How couldnt I? Jimmy is down, and Lee is dragging him in the showers. I thought that only happened in prison.

Murdock: Or in your hotel room too. As Jimmy is laying on the shower floor, Lee is turning on the water. Jimmy is getting soaked due to Lee.

McLure: Notice the sexual innuendo? Pervert. Jimmy is getting up and chasing Lee. Lee is just laughing at him, but Jimmy wants to kill Lee. The two are back in the hallway backstage, and Jimmy just tackled Lee! He's going for the cover. 1....

McLure: A quick kick out by Lee. Both of the two have taken a step back and are staring at each other. Lee makes the first move...he want to play "Rock, paper, scissors" with Jimmy. What the hell is he doing?

Masterson: This match has taken a turn to the odd side. As Jimmy approaches, Lee puts Jimmy into a sleeper hold variation. Is Jimmy going to sumbit?

McLure: Can you even tap out in a hardcore match? Jimmy gets a burst of energy and turns the hold into a snapmare. Lee is down and Jimmy is getting a chair.

Masterson: What the hell is Jimmy doing? He just cleand off a buffet table and placed the chair in the center. Now hes signaling to Lee that hes going through this.

Murdock: Lee gets to his feet and rushes Jimmy. A spear by Lee leaves Jimmy writhing in pain. Both men are bloodied, sore and want to end this. Lee is looking around for something, anything he can find.

Masterson: There, he has it. He has...a creme pie? What the hell is he doing with that?

(He places the pie on the chair.)

McLure: Oh man, thats the good kind. He's going to add insult to inury now. Lee turns around and gets another one. Jimmy is staring at him, and slams in his face.

Eric: D, is now mocking the crowd as sharkstone is licking the Pie and smiling, it must be good, and Out of Nowhere, Tidal DROP through the CHAIR, TIDAL DROP!!!!! 1......2......3 it is over and Lee Sharkstone bairly retains, listen to this crowd.

Eric: Well, we're off to our next match.

Matt: The team of Homie G and Mikey P just recently joined together, and are ready to make their tag team debut against the team of SYN and Death Row... NightMare.

Vanessa: I, the queen of wrestling...

Matt: Who made you the queen of wrestling? Vanessa: VP Dayton. Plus I kicked the ass of the old queen, Brandi Mankiewicz. Anyways, I, the queen of wrestling, dub this match a "One Jobber Must Fall" match.

Matt: Shoulda figured.

Eric: Well, anyways, let's get to the entrances.

*"Countdown To Extinction" by Megadeth starts, and NightMare make their way to the ring*

Eric: NightMare, the number one ranked tag team in the CWF today. Vanessa: How the hell did that happen? When did they get the wins?

Matt: House shows.

Vanessa: Everyone knows house shows don't count!

*Before the music can start, Homie G and Mickey P bolt into the ring, and the match begins*

Eric: Homie and Mikey are slugging it out with SYN and Death Row! Vanessa: Boring.

Matt: Anything else, Vanessa?

*Vanessa spits beside her chair*

Vanessa: Anything else?

Matt: Um, no.

Eric: The referee is trying to get control over the match, but has decided to give up and this match has become a one-fall tornado match!

Matt: Well, Homie and SYN have worked their way outside the ring, and have picked up a pair of chairs, and are beating the ever-loving crap out of each other.

Vanessa: This match still blows.

Matt: Well, while Homie and SYN are playing with the chairs, Death Row and Mikey P are exchanging punches in the ring.

Vanessa: Obviously, dumbass. The fans CAN see you know?

Matt: Except the blind ones.

Vanessa: Go to hell Matt.

Matt: Listen you stupid cu...

Eric: HEY, HEY, HEY!!! Remember our FCC liscense. Well, Homie and SYN are brawling into the fans! They're smacking each other with chairs all the way up the eisle way!

Vanessa: Two jobbers gone, two to go. Literally. Eric: Well, in the ring, D-Row and Mikey are still going at it. Mikey with a low blow, and Row goes down. Mikey pulls Death back to his feet, and clothesline! Death Row falls back to the ground. Mikey pulls Death back up, and looks to be going for a powerslam, but Death floats over, and hits a Tiger-Suplex '87!

Vanessa: Taz-mission Suplex, moron.

Matt: Since when do you know anything except about playing bait for Squirrel Hunters?

Vanessa: Just because you haven't gotten LAID in a year doesn't mean you're gay.

Matt: Wh... WH... WHAT?!?!?!?

Eric: Back to the match. Death Row pulls Mikey's head between his legs, and pulls him up for a... Outsider's Edge? No! Gory Guerrero Special! Death Row seems to be quite the ring technician!

Matt: He does have a deep wrestling background. Not much else is known about him.

Eric: Look back up at the ring entrance eisleway. Homie and SYN are back! SYN swings Homie into the gaurdrail! Homie's bound to be hurting. SYN's running in for something, but Homie trips him up, and SYN lands jaw first on the top of the gaurdrail! Homie back up, and grabs a chair from a fan, and sings at SYN's head!

Vanessa: Starting to look better.

Eric: MY GOD!!! Homie landed the chairshot to SYN's head, and he smashed SYN's head between the chair and the gaurdrail! Blood everywhere! Wait... Homie runs up to the ring, where Death Row is setting up Mikey with a gutwrench bomb, I think.

Vanessa: You think too much. Try to get the damn move calls right.

Eric: Homie smashes Death Row over the head witht he bloody chair, and Mikey grabs Death Row, and puts him over his shoulder... KRYPTONITE KRUNCH!!! MY GOD!!! HE HAD TO HAVE BROKEN DEATH ROW'S NECK!!! He goes for the pin.

Matt: Totally academic. Eric: ...1 ...2 ...3! Homie G and Mikey P win the match!

Vanessa: It still sucked most of the way through, but got interesting towards the end.

Eric: Well, as Homie and Mikey make their way from the ring, a pair of stretchers are being brought out, and the paramedics are taking the members of NightMare out to the ambulances.

Chris Sprachter: The following is for the CWF People's TITLE. It is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, and is scheduled for one fall.

("Linkin Park" hits the PA

(The fans go CRAZY)

Sprachter: Coming to the ring first from Peterborough, England. Weighing in at 244 lbs...

"JACKKNIFE" JON ASPEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Aspey jumps into the ring and bounces from rope to rope.)

Mc Clure: Look at this .. the crowd is cheering, but the whole front row is turned around, backs to the ring .. and ... they're wearing ear plugs! Hahahaha ... I guess some people don't like Apsey.

Sprachter: Now making his way to the ring

("Enter Sandman" plays)

Sprachter: THE HARDCORE SPECIALIST.......STEVE JOHNSON.

(Johnson makes his way to the ring.

("TWIST OF CAIN" by Danzig hits the arena)

Sprachter: And the final entrant. BLACKLUNG!!!!!!!!!!

(Blacklung walks to the ring smoking a clove cigarette. He throws it out and runs the last 30 feet to the ring.)

Eric: Blacklung dives under the ropes.

Matt: I guess that means that we are UNDERWAY!!!!!! Blacklung levels Aspey. The a kick to the face of Steve Johnson. Lung is a ball of fire tonight. He is ready for this match. Aspey tries to get back to his feet but....

Eric: He is leveled AGAIN by Blacklung and Aspey is on the outside of the ring.

Matt: Blacklung stands by the ropes and is yelling at Aspey. I think he forgot about Johnson.

Eric: Steve Johnson hits Lung from behing and knocks them both out of the ring. Johnson climbs the turnbuckle and just stands there.

Matt: He looks like and eagle about to take flight. Aspey and Lung are back to their feet, but they dont see Johnson. He jumps and hits Aspey who falls into Blacklung.

Eric: Blacklung caught Aspey on the way down. He hits a NECKBREAKER. Johnson gets back to his feet and exchanges right hands with Blacklung.

Matt: Lefts and rights all over the place. Finally a kick to the mid section by Blacklung. Both men are down and Blacklung is standing atop them.

Eric: Lung drops a quick elbow and now throws Aspey into the crowd. The fans are cheering on BLacklung.

Matt: BLacklung is in total control. He is dominating Aspey.

Eric: Lung is settign up Aspey for a piledriver on the concrete.

Matt: THat is not right. He cant!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric: OH MY GOD. DID YOU HEAR THAT CRACK. He broke Aspeys' neck. Jon is busted WIDE open.

Matt: Steve Johnson gets to his feet again and jumps into the crowd to join in on the melee. Johnson scoop slams Blacklung and grabs Aspey by the hair. He throws Jon back into the ring.

Eric:Blacklung follows and grabs a chair on his way back in.

Vanessa: Is this ref blind tonight or what??? Either way I like it. MAKE HIM BLEED, Blacklung. BLOOD VIOLENCE. IT's ALL GOOD.

Matt: I was hoping that you wouldnt talk during this match.

Eric: Back to the ring Blacklung has a chair and Johnson is holding Aspey for Lung to hit him. Lung hits Aspey with the chair and Johnson watches him drop.

Matt: Steve smiles and looks at Blacklung. Johnson goes to shake his hand.

Eric: NO!!!!!! BLACKLUNG HITS STEVE JONSON with the chair. Both Aspey and Johnson are busted open. Blacklung goes for the cover on Johnson. 1...2..

Matt: Aspey kicks Blacklung and intterupts the count. Aspey picks up Johnson.

Mc Clure: Apsey dropkicks Blacklung, the idiot crowd cheers. Masterson: But there's a loud chorus of boos coming from around the ring.

Eric: Nice suplex. Well executed on the HARDCORE SPECIALIST. And what is Blacklung doing, oh my god he just pulled a chesse gratter out of his pants, and he drilled Johnson, and now, oh my god he drilled Jon Apsey, and now he is going for that chair again.

Matt: Blacklung has that same chair again. He hits Johnson and knocks him to the ground. And then he hits Aspey who is already on the mat. He lifts Johnson up, AMERICAN NIGHTMARE!!!!!! He goes for the pin on Johnson. 1......2.....3!!!!!!!!!

Sprachter: You winner, and....................the NEW CWF PEOPLES CHAMPION.... BLACKLUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Interviewer Jon Lowlife Wyler approaches some of teh front row people)

Wyler: Excuse me ... why are you ignoring Jon Apsey like this?

Man: Apsey says he's the voice of the people ... not these people, not us here in this front row, and I'm sure there are plenty of others here. (the man yells) Apsey ...

(The people nearby respond)

People: sucks!

(The chant continues around the ring, filtering back about ten rows and audible through the microphones)

Man: We aren't a bunch of mindless idiots, like these scrubs who cheer for him. Real fans cheer for Hellrazors and Nightmare and people like that. People who don't give a darn about what other people think. Apsey is a sellout and he sold out all the fans with it. And if he comes by me, I'll smack him down in a second.

(Some other people yell)

YEAH!!! Wyler: Well, that's the report from the man in the seats. Back to you guys.

Christopher Spracher: OUR NEXT WILL BE BE THE MAIN EVENT, FOR THE CWF WORLD TITLE..Introducing first, weighing in at 183 pounds and hailing from Ontario Canada, he is the PUNK ASS……DAAAVVVIIIDDDD ALLLLLEEENNNNNN!!!

(Old Dog, New tricks hits as Allan limps painfully out into the centre of the ramp, he stands motionless for a second, removing a bandage around his elbow and throwing it into the crowd. Again he is motionless as he stands, bathed in blue and white lights on top of the ramp. He peers across the thousands upon thousands of fans in attendance and gives an evil smirk before beginning the long walk down to the ring)

Matt Murdock: SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW…….Is how Allan got this title shot, considering he lost last week…….he not only lost last week but after the loss……he moved ABOVE the man who beat him, in the rankings…….I sense there is more than we are being led to believe when it comes to David Allan folks……

Vanessa McLure: isn’’t it obvious?

Eric Masterson: no……it isn’’t, please explain Vanessa……

Vanessa McLure: well……uhh…….oh look, theres Heather

(Allan’’s valet comes out of the curtain and gives Allan a hand moving down to the ring, he still looks to be in a lot of pain as he rolls into the ring and stands, beginning a warm up after whispering something in Heathers ear and ,kissing her on the cheek)

Christopher Spracher: AND HIS OPPONENT, YOUR CWF WORLD CHAMPION……. Hailing from Richmond VA……he is the Epitome of Extreme……. NICK…… SHARRPPEEEEE!!!!!!!!

(Orgasmatron by Motorhead begins to blare loudly from the speakers as Nick Sharpe appears, his eyes fixed on Allan……he pauses to throw the belt high over his head with one arm before sprinting down into the ring and rolling under the bottom rope)

Matt Murdock: Wow……Sharpe looks very much ready for this match……his eyes are locked with David Allans own eyes…….i think we are just about ready to go here.

Eric Masterson: Nick slides out of the ring to give his belt to the time keeper……by the time he turns, Allan is behind him attempting to get the cheap shot……but Sharpe ducks and the fight is on Vanessa McLure: Allan getting pounded from Nicks right hands, he’’s losing ground now..backing off

Eric Masterson: Allan receives a headbutt and spins, dropping to one knee, a boot to the face rolls him back alongside the ring now ……Allan clearly is not a healthy man

Matt Murdock: would you have given up a title shot fro some minor injury???

Eric Masterson: minor injury?? David Allan should rightfully be in a hospital as we speak……Allan rolls back into the ring and Nick Follows…….

Vanessa McLure: Allan whipped into the corner, Sharpe charges but Allan gets the boot up……rocking Sharpe, Allan quickly follows up with hard, vicious kicks the gut, folding Nick over every time

Matt Murdock: Nick blocks a kick, spins him around and fires back with boots of his own……Nick with the whip, reversed, Sharpe hits the ropes and Allan ducks the clothesline…… Allan off the ropes too…….he nails Sharpe with a drop toe hold……sending him face first into the mat

Eric Masterson: Allan attempts to drop an elbow on Sharpes lower back but the extreme champion rolls and avoids any kind of contact……Allan whipped into the ropes, HEINIKEN-RANA……There’’s a pin..1……2..Allan kicks out

Vanessa McLure: Allan is picked roughly up to his feet and whipped hard into the opposite corner, Sharpe runs behind him and slams into him with a clothesline……As Allan staggers out, dazed Sharpe pulls him in and performs a beautiful exploder suplex……Allan could be finished pretty quick here folks……theres a pin..1……2..Allan kicks out, you may not like him……but this kid has heart!

Eric Masterson: I think Allan is actually the YOUNGEST competitor in the CWF

Matt Murdock: followed, I believe, by our peoples champion Jon Apsey.

Vanessa McLure: Allan picked up and taken down again by a powerful short arm clothesline……. Dave is in trouble in the early goings here folks.

Eric Masterson: Alan can barely stand As Nick brings him to his feet…….he locks in a ……tazzmission?……its going to be the devastating TIGER SUPLEX 87……..here we go…….Allan is up, but he catches his foot under the top rope, halting the momentum……Allan just slightly adjusted Nicks arms as he falls back down, Allan pushes off the ropes with that foot to distance himself from them……STUNNER BY ALLAN! WHAT A REVERSAL!

Vanessa McLure: The ring, is David Allans home……Nick may be a legend when it comes to going extreme……but David Allan is pretty much unmatched whenit comes to ring technicians…….Both men are up..Nick charges with the clothesline but Allan ducks and moves in close, NECKBREAKER BY ALLAN……theres a pin..1……2……Nick kicks out

Eric Masterson: Nick rolls out and leans on the ropes, trying to stand and get hia advantage back……Allan with repeated boots to the guts, driving all that wind out him now…….vicious, vicious kicks from the punk ass…….

Eric Masterson: Allan steps out onto the paron now and drops an elbow to the floor across the protruding back of Nick Sharpe neck.

Matt Murdock: Allan lays him upright on the apron now and nails several forearms to his chest from the outside before taking a running shot which sees Nick sit straight back up, holding his neck in pain.

Eric Masterson: Allan moves around the ring and comes in from a different angle, stalking Sharpe from the side……Swinging Neckbreaker from allan and Sharpe is now in trouble! Vanessa

McLure: theres a pin..1…….2..Sharpe kicks out!

Matt Murdock: But Allan leans back, holding his side…….David Allan is an injured man

Eric Masterson: He manages to stand and walk over to Sharpe who is on his knees……Sharpe folds him over with a fist to the gut…….and another……and another, an uppercut sends Allan sprawling back across the ring

Vanessa McLure: Sharpe follows up with punches to the chin and head, theres a whip..Allan into the ropes……Sharpe telegraphs the back body drop and pays for it……Allan with a leaping chinbreaker sends Sharpe back down to the mat Eric

Masterson: Allan picks Sharpe up and gives the signal for a piledriver…….But Sharpe with a double leg takedown……he sets David Allan up……SLINGSHOT INTO THE REFEREE…………The ref is down…….Allan spins and walks right into the SPICOLI DRIVER……SPICOLI DRIVER…….BUT THE REF IS DOWN

Vanessa McLure: what is it with referees getting taken out in David Allans matches..geez!

Vanessa McLure: the ref is crawling over to the men……1…….2……NO! ALLAN KICKS OUT!

Eric Masterson: That extra couple of seconds was absolutely vital for Allan……Sharpe is in firm control now though

Vanessa McLure: Sharpe is stunned…….he picks Allan up roughly and throws him right over the top onto the floor outside……Sharpe arguing with the ref now……He shoves the ref back and slides out after Allan, catching him as he stands with a mean right hook……and another, a third sends Allan staggering back into the steps.

Eric Masterson: Sharpe charges but Allan gets a boot into his gut……Sharpes head is soon bounced off those steel Steps and Nick Sharpe goes down……I think the ref is gonna let this go…….

Vanessa McLure: Allan is staggering around the outside, hes trying to take one of those monitors off of our table…….He does so…….SHARPE KICKS IT BACK IN HIS FACE!……ALLAN GOES DOWN!!!

Matt Murdock: Sharpe with hard boots to the gut now……he wraps that cord around Allans neck and chokes away

Vanessa McLure: Allan is made to run and Sharpe, using that cord around Daves neck, snapmares him RIGHT ONTON OUR TABLE AND TO THE OTHER SIDE

Matt Murdock: These guys are really giving their all……Sharpe is catching his breath now……I don’’t think Allan is moving

Vanessa McLure: The ref is still down from the combination of the slingshot and shove……. ALLAN WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO SHARPES FACE……HE HIT HIM AS HE WAS STANDING……

Matt Murdock: Allan now with the chair, he’’s bleeding from a head wound, I think some of those stitches are opened up……ALLAN WITH A CHAIR TO SHARPES BACK..AND AGAIN…….TO THE LEGS, TO THE BACK……OH GOD!…….SOME TAKE THAT CHAIR AWAY FROM ALLAN!

Vanessa McLure: Allan drops the chair to remove the cord from around his neck but Sharpe stops him……elbow to the gut……Sharpe wraps the cord tight, around allans neck……WHITE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP ONTO THE CHAIR, WITH THE CORD AROUND ALLANS NECK…….BOTH MEN DOWN!

Matt Murdock: The ref is up now and counting……..1……..2…………3……..4……..5

Eric Masterson: Sharpe is stirring

Vanessa McLure: the ref is up to 8 and Sharpe is up……he rolls into the ring, he has it won! Eric Masterson: BUT SHARPE ROLLS OUT AGAIN!..HE WANTS TO BEAT ALLAN 1..2..3……A TRUE CHAMPION

Eric Masterson: Allan is backing off across the ring now..he doesn’’t want any more of Nick Sharpe

Matt Murdock: But Sharpe wants more of David Allan, he walks slowly across the ring to pick him up……LOW BLOW BY DAVID ALLAN……HE DROVE THAT BOOT STRAIGHT INTO NICK SHARPES HAPPY SACS……ALLAN WAS FAKING

Eric Masterson: David Allan, a true player of mind games, drew Sharpe in like a professional and Nick paid for it.

Vanessa McLure: Allan charges across the ring to follow up and gets swung around, past Sharpe into the corner..Sharpe with a flurry of hard right hands. Eric Masterson: Allan blacks and swings Sharpe around……Allan with right hands into the corner, back to the Sharpe…….

Matt Murdock: Sharpe blocks, a right hands sends Allan back across the ring…….he walks out and swings another

Eric Masterson: But Allan blocks……the return right hand sends SHARPE back across the ring

Vanessa McLure: they meet in the middle……trading blows, Allan, Sharp, Allan, Sharp Eric

Masterson: Allan swings but Sharpe ducks……David gets control with a boot to the gut……he shoves Nick back into the ropes but Nick comes back with a powerful clothesline, sending Allan to the mat

Vanessa McLure: Sharpe tires for another but Allan catches his arm……drawing him in…….he hoists Sharpe up for his own finishing move…….Allan is going to perform the Spiccoli driver

Matt Murdock: But Sharpe slips off the back…….Allan spins and gets hoisted up into the same position..Sharpe is gonna finish it!

Eric Masterson: But allan spins off to the side, dragging Sharpe down by the hair…….he pulls him back for a reverse DDT…….MILLION TO ONE!..DAVE ALLAN HIT THE MILLION TO ONE!!! There it is……..1…….2…….3……DAVID ALLAN IS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION! But what is this?

(The lights go dim and flames shoot from each turnbuckle. All of a sudden you hear "HELL MUTHAFUCKIN YEAH!" and the crowd is shocked. The lights come on and Kevin Kirkland is standing in the entrance. The fans don't know how to react. Kirkland has a mic in his hand. He is wearing a black leather jacket with a red "HELLRAZOR" shirt underneath. He looks around and lifts the mic to his mouth.)

Kirkland: CWF! You knew your time was coming to an end. You knew I would return soon. This place has been boring without me. Nobody raises hell like I do, it's a simple FACT! So what? You expect me to come down here and just talk all night?

(Kirkland shakes his head and spits. Then he pulls a bottle in view and you see it is his trademark 40oz. He takes a drink that almost finishes the bottle, and starts making his way to the ring.)

Kirkland: CWF! RAISE SOME FUCKING HELL! It's time I put the spark back in CWF!

(Kirkland rushes to a fallen Dave Allen. He throws the mic down and starts kicking him. Kevin then sets the 40oz on the ring and lifts Allen up. After finishing the bottle, he breaks it over Dave's head and spits on him.)

McLure: SAME OL' KIRKLAND! Still raising hell, and still don't care who he fights.

Murdock: Look, now he is pulling him up for a powerbomb! OH THAT HAD TO HURT! Allen's back landed hard on the broken glass and blood is flowing on the floor.

Masterson: Now Kirkland throws his hands in the air and smiles evilly. This is horrible. He has been in the CWF arena for five minutes and already has someone bleeding.

McLure: I think he is for real. He looks serious. Hey...I think he's been woriking out. He's even bigger than he was before.

Murdock: And which body part are you talking about? Masterson: PEOPLE! There's an injured man here!

(Kirkland grabs the mic again)

Kirkland: I hope I got the attention of CWF. If I didn't, I will. That's no threat, it's a PROMISE! All you bitches in the locker room, expect to see more of me, and you better grow eyes in the back of your head. Because I am THE ONE and ONLY, "HELLRAZOR" KEVIN KIRKLAND! If that name doesn't strike fear in you right now, just wait until you see my plan!

(Kevin then throws the mic down. "HELL MUTHAFUCKIN YEAH!" blares over the PA and the rest of "Hellrazor" follows. Kevin walks to the back not expecting anything form anybody. You can see from his face that he is just here to please himself. As he leaves, the announcers and fans are shocked.)

Eric: What is this? Allan is getting up, You gotta be kidding me, he is rolling this way. He wants a microphone. Oh good lord, he just spit blood in the face of the timekeeper that was uncalled for.

Vanessa: But he does have a Microphone.

(Dave has a bloody chin, and mouth, his arms are healing well, but the scar’s are visible.)

Dave: Hey, KEVIN *cough, cough, blood drips down his chin*

(He rolls into the Ring)

Dave:*cough* Yeah you big *cough, cough, he spits up some blood* shaved monkey *cough, cough*, you want some of me? *cough, cough* That’s too bad, *cough, cough* cause everyone wants some of me, so get in line you steriod *cough, cough* sucking adict.

(Dave crumples into a heap as the medics rush out to get Dave who has fallen into a blood stain that he had created)

Eric: My god, folks that is all GOOD NIGHT!!!!