Matt Murdock - Our cameras are now going to the inside of a local Wal-Mart, where Madox Child and Dirk Stone are awaiting thier match.
Dirk
Stone
Vs
Madox Child
Christopher Spratcher - This next match is a a Walmart
Brawl!!...
Christopher Spratcher - This match is for the CWF Extreme Hardcore Championship. The participants are Dirk Stone and Madox Child.
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Eric Masterson - Dirk Stone and Madox battle down to the Women`s Clothing Section. Dirk Stone nailed Madox with a girdle! Stone drags Madox Child to the women`s restroom and slams his face against the toilet!!!
Matt Murdock - Madox Child drags Stone through the EMPLOYEES ONLY door and slams Stone's head numerous times against the restroom door! Now Madox is dragging Stone out, back into the clothing section.
Vanessa McLure - Stone pushes Madox through a clothing rack! I can`t believe that he actually is trying to mount some offense! Dirk Stone grabs Madox Child and slams his head against a wall, wow!
Eric Masterson - Stone pushes a shelf on top of Madox! Now he grabs a glass vase and slams it over Madox Child's leg!
Matt Murdock - Madox Child trying desperately to get up, and he manages to do so, by pulling a second shelf down in between he and Dirk. Now Madox is going over to the salad bar. Dirk is following, but he has to get around the shelf. He`s there now... Madox grabs a pair of salad tongs and pokes Dirk Stone in his eyes! That had to hurt. Madox now picks up Dirk Stone in a DVD position...
Vanessa McLure - .. and Madox is carrying Dirk over to the diner area. The Wal Mart has been vacated, so no one is here, and that`s a good thing, cause these two idiots would probably kill them!
Eric Masterson - Madox tosses Dirk on the counter, right through the hot dog and popcorn machines! Ouch!
Matt Murdock - A bloody Dirk Stone getting up from behind the counter, and Madox just NAILED him with.. with.. with a can of peas?!
Vanessa McLure - That`s what it looked like! And now Madox has grabbed one of the chairs from the dining tables... and OHH! He nailed him with that!!!!
Eric Masterson - Dirk being carried over to the deli by Madox... Dirk with a low blow, and a slingshot into the GLASS! DIRK STONE JUST THREW MADOX IN THE MEAT DISPLAY!!!!!!
Matt Murdock - Now Dirk is going over toward the meat cutter.. that can`t be good... A bleeding Madox Child grabs him before he can get there though. Dirk nails him in the jaw and picks him up for a fireman`s carry.
Vanessa McLure - Stone carrying Madox Child...to the Layaway department!
Eric Masterson - Stone tosses Madox over the counter and follows right behind him. Dirk goes to open the door to the storage area... and Madox Child gets up and slams the door on Dirk`s back! Dirk slumps to the floor!
Matt Murdock - Madox Child isn`t trying to do anything to win the match though, instead he`s going over to the storage cage! That thing has to be at least 25 feet in the air, and maybe even 35 or 40!
Vanessa McLure - Madox begins his ascent up the cage.. He`s about halfway to the top. Dirk is up and begins climbing as well. This is gonna get ugly.. and I love it!!
Eric Masterson - Madox is at the top.. Dirk is close. Stone`s hand going up... Madox tries to step on him. Dirk moves that hand and backs off a little.
Matt Murdock - Now Stone tries to put his other hand up there.. Madox goes to step on it.. WAIT! Stone tripped Madox Child! Madox is stumbling.. MADOX FALLS!!!!!!!!
Vanessa McLure - Wow! What`d he land on!?
Eric Masterson - He landed on a bunch of layaway boxes, you sicko! He doesn`t look to be moving!
Matt Murdock - Dirk Stone is at the bottom of the storage cage now.. he looks at Madox`s beaten body... Dirk is heading for the exit. He jumps over the counter, walks past the clothing section. There he goes now past the electronics, past the toys.... Wait! It`s a whole WALL of stuffed monkeys in the way! I guess Stone knows what he has to do, cause he`s barrelling through it.
Vanessa McLure - OH! Super Monkey just nailed him with a brass monkey statue! Now Super Monkey is heading back to the layaway department, but why would he just leave Stone there, and what is he going to do to Madox Child!?
Eric Masterson - Super Monkey is at Madox now, who is hardly moving. Monkey picks him up over his shoulders and is heading for the front of the Wal Mart, going past the grocery section this time.
Matt Murdock - Super Monkey is within sight of the door, and he has Madox Child with him!
Vanessa McLure - Madox doesn`t wanna win due to some Monkey!!!
Eric Masterson - Wait! Look at the camera! On the other side, Dirk Stone has made it outside! He wins! The crowd of onlookers cheers as the CWF Extreme Hardcore Champion retains his belt!
[Dirk Stone won the match in 35 minutes and 55 seconds.]
Vanessa McLure - Don`t look now, but here comes Monkey boy...
[Super Monkey runs over and jumps on Dirk Stone, beating the tar out of him after that grueling match. The police quickly run over and pull the two apart, and someone hands Stone his belt as the camera fades with the two going in opposite directions and we are now back in the arena.]
Matt Murdock - Wow! What a match! Dirk Stone won, Madox took a nasty spill, and Super Monkey stuck his nose in all this! Let`s go on though, we still have more matches to go!
"Genocidal" Joey Reid vs. RaYn - CWF TV TITLE
Eric
Masterson: Ok folks, this next match-up is going to be
the TV Title match between Rayn and Joey Reid, this should be a
great contest, so let's go to Chris Spracher for the
introductions.
(Joey Reid's music plays as he comes down to the ring.)
Chris Spracher: Introducing first, the
challenger, GENOCIDIAL JOEY REID!!!
("I Disappear" by Metallica starts to play and Rayn
comes down to the ring in his Blue Jeans and Metallica Shirt)
Chris Spracher: Introducing second, the current
TV CHAMPION, hailing from Brooklyn New York, standing 6' 1",
and weighing 248 lbs., RAYN!
(Rayn climbs in the ring, and walks to a corner waiting for the
bell)
Matt Murdock: There's the bell...
Ding...Ding...Ding
Matt Murdock: The match is under way, and this
one is starting off fast. Reid goes staight for the throat of
Ryan, trying to take him out early with a big flying fore-arm.
Rayn side-steps, but Reid still lands on his feet. Rayn has Reid
from behind, and hits a nice back-drop. Rayn pulls Reid to his
feet, and lifts him up on his shoulder...Sidewalk slam!
Eric Masterson: That looked painful. Rayn is
wasting no time in destroying Reid. Rayn hooks him for what looks
like will be a piledriver...Reid is struggling, and he reverses
it, dumping Rayn over his back. Now Reid has him hooked in a
sleeper hold...Rayn is trying to get free...and he makes it to
the ropes, the hold is broken.
Vanessa McLure: That was a pathetic move...this
guy is supposed to be hardcore. Oh wait...something else might be
happening...
Matt Murdock: Reid is smashing Rayn's head into
the mat, over and over again. Rayn looks like is in a lot of
pain. Reid helps him to his feet, and hooks his head...DDT! Reid
goes for the pin...
1..2
Eric Masterson: The Kickout! Rayn is slow to his
feet, and Reid is waiting for him...superkick! Reid is climbing
up top, and he goes for the big elbow...RAYN ROLLS OUT OF THE
WAY!!! Reid smacked down hard on that miss. Rayn tries for a pin!
1...2...
Vanessa McLure: That was close...too bad it's
not over. I hope the main event is much better than this
match...no wander it is a mid-card.
Matt Murdock: Both men are up and staring each
other down. Rayn charges Reid, and Reid flips him up and out of
the ring. Reid is right out after him. He's got a hold of Rayn's
hair...and they're coming this way...uh oh.
Vanessa McLure: Please don't let them come near
me!
Eric Masterson: WHAM! Rayn just had his head
smashed into our table hear. Reid rolls Rayn back in the ring,
and climbs up top again, he leaps, frog splash! The pin...
1...2...
Matt Murdock: Rayn somehow kicks out. Reid yanks
him up, and hooks him for a suplex, but Rayn is fighting
it...fighting it...RAYN REVERSES!!! BRAINBUSTER!!
The pin!
1...2...
Matt Murdock: Kickout!, Kickout! This match
heavy hitting match is still going...Both men up...and they're
engaged in a slug fest...Rayn, Reid, Rayn, Reid, Rayn,
Reid....Reid again, and again, and again...Reid takes Rayn out
with a huge right hand!
Eric Masterson: Reid locks on a ankle-lock, but
Rayn makes it to the ropes. Reid isn't relenting...Suplex...elbow
drop...and again. Reid is going crazy. Rayn back up...and Reid
takes him back down right away with a huge samoan drop. This
match has become all Joey Reid. We might have a new TV Champ!
Reid with another DDT, but he doesn't go for the cover. He makes
the now bleeding Rayn stand....hooks his arms...lifts him up...RaYn
with a low blow!
Matt Murdock - Down the ramp, it's TyMe! RaYn looking at him, Reid regains control of the match.
Eric Masterson - This could be trouble for Reid, they've been jaw-jacking off and on for a few weeks!
Vanessa McLure - Reid whips RaYn to the ropes .. the ref couldn't get out of the way, he's knocked down! Somethin`s about to happen!
Matt Murdock - TyMe is up on the ring apron he's pointing at Joey Reid. RaYn grabs Reid, the two are going at it.
Eric Masterson - TyMe jumps down, he's got a chair, he's sliding back into the ring.
Vanessa McLure - Looks like Reid'll be losing a little more blood. TyMe's got the chair up.....
Matt Murdock - He swings at Reid, Reid ducks, he just knocked RaYn down!!!!!
Eric Masterson - Reid throws TyMe out of the ring, a points at him to stay out.
Vanessa McLure - The ref is up, Reid sees that, he covers RaYn!!
Matt Murdock - 1-2-3 .... Reid won, TyMe messed things up for RaYN!!! TyMe has a microphone...
TyMe -
Reid, this isn't over, our paths will cross and next
time you won't be so lucky. Your TyMe is up!
Vanessa McLure: We've got a new TV Champ, JOEY
REID!...wow...I'm so not amazed... but the TyMe thing kinda
caught me by surprise...
Matt Murdock: That's right, Joey Reid has just
won the TV Championship in a violent but exciting match with a
strange ending. Now let's get ready for the next match-up.