Eric Masterson - Your next match should be good, as it`s between two former tag team partners, Dark Savior and Sarge!
[Neither man comes out.]
Vanessa McLure - What`s the holdup!?
Matt Murdock - We`re taking a camera backstage...
[Both Dark Savior and Sarge are layed out, side by side and unconsious.]
Christopher Spratcher - As a result of involuntary forfeit, this match is a double disqualification!
Vanessa McLure - So far, guys, I`d have to say that was the most exciting match of the evening.
Matt Murdock - Oh shut up.
[Vanessa quietly hums "My Boyfriend`s Back"]
Eric Masterson - Why are you humming?
Vanessa McLure - ... huh? Oh! Um.. I`m excited about the Monkey and the blond Sting wannabe...
Matt Murdock - She means our next match, Super Monkey vs. Surfer Dude for a shot at the CWF People`s Title! Let`s go ringside!
Super
Monkey
Vs
Surfer Dude
Christopher Spratcher - This next match is a scheduled for
one fall...
Christopher Spratcher - Coming to the ring at this time, ["The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Somewhere in Africa, standing 5'4", weighing 212, coming to the ring with Chim Panzee, Lets hear it for Suuupeeer Mooonkeeey!!!
[Super Monkey makes his way to the ring.]
Christopher Spratcher - And his opponent, Coming down the Aisle, weighing in at 225 pounds, He stands 6'0", Suuurfeeer Duuudeee!!!!
[Surfer Dude walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Eric Masterson - Super Monkey sends Surfer Dude to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Surfer Dude. Super Monkey pulling Surfer Dude back to his feet. Surfer Dude is trying an to get back offensive.
Matt Murdock - He's charging at Super Monkey and Super Monkey sends him down with a hip toss! Super Monkey pulling Surfer Dude back to his feet.
Vanessa McLure - Set up for a neckbreaker, Surfer Dude pulls it off and drops Super Monkey like yesterdays newspaper! Surfer Dude comes down across the back of Super Monkey with a double axe handle!! Super Monkey just can't make it to his feet! Surfer Dude lifting Super Monkey into position for something. He devastated the neck of Super Monkey with a Tombstone type piledriver. Surfer Dude dives on to Super Monkey and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Super Monkey!
Eric Masterson - What an incredible series of punches!! Surfer Dude with a lateral press Greg Falling ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Matt Murdock - That had to be two and seven eights!! Cover by Surfer Dude ...1 ...2 ... Greg Falling is pointing to the ropes Super Monkey has his foot on the ropes!
Vanessa McLure - Surfer Dude's going for a boston crab.
Eric Masterson - He's not gonna get it on Super Monkey is to quick! Super Monkey is ROCKED with a big elbow! Good moves by Surfer Dude.
Matt Murdock - Super Monkey hops back to his feet. Super Monkey connects with a chop to the chest of Surfer Dude. Closed fists to the face of Surfer Dude! Those are devastating!!! They're punching it out, Surfer Dude with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Super Monkey counters with a right of his own! Down goes Surfer Dude! Surfer Dude moving back to his feet Super Monkey scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Surfer Dude sure could use some help now.
Vanessa McLure - Surfer Dude hops back to his feet. Surfer Dude picks him up and dumps Super Monkey on his head! Surfer Dude with a roll up. Greg Falling counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Surfer Dude out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Super Monkey went down quick! Super Monkey needs to try for a comeback!
Eric Masterson - We're not seeing much offense from Super Monkey. What an awesome match!!!!
Matt Murdock - Good call! Cover by Surfer Dude ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Super Monkey. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Super Monkey makes it out.
Vanessa McLure - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Surfer Dude with the hair of Super Monkey.
Eric Masterson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Matt Murdock - Surfer Dude with a lateral press Greg Falling ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Vanessa McLure - That had to be two and seven eights!! Figure four attempt by Surfer Dude. Super Monkey kicks him off quick.
Eric Masterson - That could have been the end of Super Monkey! Pinning combination by Surfer Dude ...1 ...2 ... Super Monkey grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Matt Murdock - Surfer Dude comes down across the back of Super Monkey with a double axe handle!! Super Monkey just can't make it to his feet! Super Monkey climbing back to his feet, Surfer Dude moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Vanessa McLure - Super Monkey is stumbling. Super Monkey is ROCKED with a big elbow! Surfer Dude pulling Super Monkey back to his feet. Surfer Dude sends Super Monkey into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Quick cover by Surfer Dude Super Monkey kicks out before the one count!
Eric Masterson - Super Monkey hops back to his feet. Knee to the stomach sends Surfer Dude to the mat! Good moves by Super Monkey. Super Monkey is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Matt Murdock - Surfer Dude Got out of it! He's lucky! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Vanessa McLure?
Vanessa McLure - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Super Monkey out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Surfer Dude went down quick!
Eric Masterson - Surfer Dude hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Surfer Dude pulls it off and drops Super Monkey like yesterdays newspaper! Surfer Dude with a roll up. Greg Falling counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Super Monkey moving back to his feet Surfer Dude scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! We're not seeing much offense from Super Monkey.
Matt Murdock - Super Monkey hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Super Monkey. Nicely executed move. Lock up... Super Monkey with an armdrag takedown. Atomic Drop by Super Monkey send Surfer Dude to the ground! Currently this match is all Super Monkey! Super Monkey driving a knee into the spinal area of Surfer Dudes back!!
Vanessa McLure - Surfer Dude with repeated boots to the knee of Super Monkey. Working the leg! Super Monkeys face is being slammed over and over by Surfer Dude
Eric Masterson - That could cave in his face!! Roll up by Surfer Dude pins Super Monkeys shoulders to the mat.
Matt Murdock - He could have him right now! Greg Falling ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!
[Surfer Dude won the match in 20 minutes and 45 seconds.]
Christopher Spratcher - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Suuurfeeer Duuudeee
Matt Murdock - Nice match and a great win for Surfer Dude that will give him a People`s Title shot!
TyMe
Vs
Justin Blade
Christopher Spratcher - This next match is a scheduled for
one fall...
Christopher Spratcher - [TyMe steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "TyMe will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 215 pounds, the man you love to hate, TyMeee!!!!!!!!!!!
[TyMe makes his way to the ring.]
Christopher Spratcher - And his opponent, ["My Generation" by Limp Bizkit starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Philadelphia, PA, weighing in at 255 pounds, He stands 6'5", Justin Blade.
[Justin Blade walks to the ring.]
Eric Masterson - Justin Blade is taking over from the start.
TyMe taunting Blade a bit. OHHHHH Justin Blade with a big scoop slam!! What's TyMe gonna say to that? [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Matt Murdock - TyMe moving to his feet. Blade kicks him back down! Blade dives on to TyMe and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of TyMe!
Vanessa McLure - What an incredible series of punches!! Blade with a roll up. Greg Falling counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Eric Masterson - TyMe moving back to his feet Blade scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Matt Murdock?
Matt Murdock - No. TyMe is stumbling. Justin Blade's going for a boston crab.
Vanessa McLure - He's not gonna get it on TyMe is to quick!
Eric Masterson - Blade is all over TyMe! He's choking him out!! TyMe won't be able to take that for long! Blade with a lateral press Greg Falling ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Matt Murdock - That had to be two and seven eights!! Pinning combination by Justin Blade ...1 ...2 ... TyMe grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by Blade ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by TyMe. Cover by Justin Blade ...1 ...2 ... Greg Falling is pointing to the ropes TyMe has his foot on the ropes!
Vanessa McLure - TyMe hops back to his feet. Justin Blade is trying an to get back offensive.
Eric Masterson - He's charging at TyMe and TyMe sends him down with a hip toss! TyMe with the hair of Blade.
Matt Murdock - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Blade makes it out.
Vanessa McLure - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Eric Masterson - Justin Blade climbing back to his feet, TyMe moves in... Vertical Suplex! Boston crab being applied by TyMe ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Matt Murdock - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Justin Blade got out of that at the last second!
Vanessa McLure - Justin Blade needs to try for a comeback! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Eric Masterson?
Eric Masterson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Matt Murdock - Blade hops back to his feet. TyMe goes spinning as Justin Blade connects with a german uppercut! Knee to the stomach sends TyMe to the mat!
Vanessa McLure - TyMe sure could use some help now. Justin Blade with a roll up. Greg Falling counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Quick cover by Justin Blade TyMe kicks out before the one count!
Eric Masterson - Justin Blade is trying to pull TyMe back to his feet. TyMe with an eye gouge!! Down goes Justin Blade! TyMe's going for a boston crab.
Matt Murdock - He's not gonna get it on Justin Blade is to quick! TyMe is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Vanessa McLure - Justin Blade Got out of it! He's lucky! TyMe comes down across the back of Justin Blade with a double axe handle!! Justin Blade just can't make it to his feet!
Eric Masterson - Justin Blade hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends TyMe to the mat!! Leg drop across the throat of TyMe! Blade is moving back to his feet
Matt Murdock - Figure four attempt by Justin Blade. TyMe kicks him off quick.
Vanessa McLure - That could have been the end of TyMe! Justin Blade with the hair of TyMe.
Eric Masterson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Blade with a lateral press Greg Falling ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Matt Murdock - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Vanessa McLure - We're not seeing much offense from TyMe. Cover by Justin Blade ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by TyMe. Boston crab being applied by Justin Blade ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Eric Masterson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! TyMe got out of that at the last second!
Matt Murdock - Blade lifting TyMe into position for something. He devastated the neck of TyMe with a Tombstone type piledriver. Pinning combination by Justin Blade ...1 ...2 ... TyMe grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! What an awesome match!!!!
Vanessa McLure - Good call!
Eric Masterson - Cover by Justin Blade ...1 ...2 ... Greg Falling is pointing to the ropes TyMe has his foot on the ropes! TyMe is stumbling. Justin Blade picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Blade with a roll up. Greg Falling counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Matt Murdock - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . TyMe makes it out.
Vanessa McLure - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. TyMe moving to his feet. Justin Blade kicks him back down! Blade dives on to TyMe and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of TyMe!
Eric Masterson - What an incredible series of punches!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Matt Murdock?
Matt Murdock - No. TyMe moving back to his feet Justin Blade scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Blade pulling TyMe back to his feet.
Eric Masterson - Hey! It's Genocidal Joey Reid? Why is he here? CHAIRSHOTS TO BOTH TYME AND JUSTIN BLADE! Now Reid is dragging a table into the ring, he hits the Genocidal Drop on Tyme and then sets up the table!
Vanessa McLure - Is that LIGHTER FLUID?!
Matt Murdock - Joey Reid has set the table alight! He's got Justin Blade....Evenflow DDT to Blade! Now Reid has Tyme on the top rope! God, no! SITOUT SUPERBOMB THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE! Tyme is DEAD! Reid now wrapping barbed wire around himself for the Barbed Wire Moonsault! He hit it! He covers Tyme with one foot and counts for himself! How humiliating! Reid dragging Blade into the middle of the ring and he`s gone!
Vanessa McLure - TyMe drapes his arm over Blade, Greg Falling counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[TyMe won the match in 28 minutes and 24 seconds.]
Christopher Spratcher - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... TyMeee
Eric Masterson - TyMe gets the win, and you just have to think that there will be payback for that horrendous attack on TyMe.