(The sound of an engine revving can be heard in the distance, all of a sudden fire works explode into the air in gold, orange and red, and the ramp starts to smoke. A piercing beeping noise like the sound of a dump truck backing up can be heard, another explosion this time of flames illuminates the dimly lite arena....
Living easy, living free Season ticket on a one-way ride.....
(There is a shot of Victor Creed with a sick looking smirk on his face, and the shadowy figures of the GLOBAL NETWORK making there way out of there Limo into the arena, with there brief cases in hand.)
Asking nothing, leave me beTaking everything in my strideDon't need reason, don't need rhyme.....
(There is a shot of Dave Allan’s face on the Champ-a-tron, which slowly morph into Jon Apsey’s, who becomes Sam Warhammer, then the face becomes unrecognizable, and then it begins to pull a part to become the three separate faces of the three combantants.)
Ain't nothing I would rather doGoing down, party timeMy friends are gonna be there tooI'm on the highway to hell.....
(The Champ-a-tron bursts into flames and then the seen of bar’s can be seen in the image of flames, suddenly Deathrow’s face appears on the screen, and starts to turn and on the back of his head is Desante, the head begins to spin faster, and faster, until you can’t tell which of the grins is facing you.) No stop signs,......
(Suddenly there is a picture of Dominic Mullrooney on one side of the screen, and White Trash Derek Mullrooney on the other side, suddenly Dominic’s face fades out, and Derek’s slowly follow, then there are numerous clips of Trash drilling opponents into the ground with stop signs. Then it changes to Jimmy D, going to town on people with his lead pipe, and getting a sadistic look on his face.)
speed limitNobody's gonna slow me downLike a wheel, gonna spin itNobody's gonna mess me round.....
(There is a picture of Creed stripping Icon of the Extreme Hardcore title and then the ensuing Even Flow, then a picture of the title is shown on the screen, followed by WHO IS THE CHAMPION? Then it shows the closing clip of Danger Zone last week with the mass of humanity that was the hardcore competitors.)
Hey Satan, payed my duesPlaying in a rocking bandHey Momma, look at meI'm on my way to the promised land.....
(Now we sees Lence and Sharpe beating the Hellrazors for the tag team straps, and some of the interaction between brock and Blacklung, including the cold shoulder the Brock gave Blacklung last week at Danger Zone.)I'm on the highway to hell(Don't stop me)And I'm going down, all the way downI'm on the highway to hell
(""Closer"" by Linkin Park starts to play as a video package is shown of Nick Sharpe and Xander Calvin Lence. It starts with a still photo of both men with the caption underneath ""CWF World Heavyweight Title, IRON MAN MATCH!)
Nick: ¼¼ THIS TIME IT WILL BE WAR!
Linkin Park: I cannot take this anymore
(Nick is seen walking backstage with a focused look on his face.)
I’’m saying everything I’’ve said before
(Old footage is shown of Nick blasting Xander in the head with a chair and then trash talking him.)
All these words make no sense
(Nick staring down at an unconscious Lence with a vicious look on his face.)
I’’ve found bliss in ignorance
(Nick dragging his half of the tag team titles on the ground as Xander is shown polishing his.)
Less I hear the less you’’ll say
(Nick is shown storming out of the empty EIW arena as Xander sits with a smirk on his face.)
But you’’ll find out anyway
(Nick charging right into Xander’’s face yelling at him and throwing Xander against a wall.)
Just like before¼¼
(Nick climbing on top of hell in a cell where Xander is waiting for him.)
Everything you say to me
(Nick pounding away on Xander in the battle royal just a few weeks ago.)
Takes me one step closer to the edge
(Nick repeatedly blasting Xander in the head with a barbwire baseball bat.)
And I’’m about to break
(Nick giving Xander the DVD on to one half of the EIW tag team titles.)
I need a little room to breathe
(Nick doing a running Liger bomb through the top of the hell in a cell cage to Xander.)
Cause I’’m one step closer to the edge
(Nick fighting through other wrestlers and security to get to a bloody Xander on a stretcher using a steel chair.)
And I’’m about to break
(Nick with a crazed look on his face after putting Xander through an announce table.)
Xander: ¼¼ I WILL BE A GOD!
Linkin Park: I find the answers aren’’t so clear
(Xander staring across the ring at Nick Sharpe with a smirk on his face.)
Wish I could find a way to disappear
(Xander holding the ERW Television Title over his head with his foot on Nick’’s unconscious body.)
All these thoughts they make no sense
(Xander trash talking Nick while Nick attends to his former fiancéée who was just hit with the Xcently Done.)
I’’ve found bliss in ignorance
(Xander standing toe to toe with Nick and laughing while Nick yells at him.)
Nothing seems to go away
(Xander standing on top of hell in a cell waiting for Nick to make his way up the cage.)
Over and over again
(Xander being helped by referee’’s and paramedics after winning Hell in a Cell Last Man Standing.)
Just like before¼¼
(Xander hitting Nick with the Xcently Done on the concrete floor.)
Everything you say to me
(Xander performing the Xcel-Sault of the top of hell in a cell through a table with Nick on it.)
Takes me one step closer to the edge
(Xander leveling Nick with a nasty looking chair shot then climbing to the top rope and celebrating.)
And I’’m about to break
(Xander leveling Nick with his half of the EIW tag team titles and then dropping it on Sharpe.)
I need a little room to breathe
(Xander attacking Sharpe in a parking garage and putting him head first through a windshield.)
Cause I’’m one step closer to the edge
(Xander hitting Nick with top rope Xcently Done a few weeks ago in the battle royal.)
And I’’m about to
(Xander staring at a steel chair with a strange look on his face.)
Break
(Xander then suddenly turning around and leveling Nick in the top of the head with the chair.)
Nick: I will take it to the final level!
Xander: I promise you that, and the Main Man’’s word is his bond!
Linkin Park: Shut up when I’’m talking to you
(Nick charging into a ring to get to Xander.)
Shut up
(Nick lands a right hand.)
Shut up
(Xander returning a right hand.)
Shut up
(Nick taking down Xander with a steel chair to the back of the head.)
Shut up when I’’m talking to you
(Xander hitting Nick with a television monitor.)
Shut up
(Nick stomping away at Xander in a corner.)
Shut up
(Xander slamming Nick’’s head repeatedly with a steel cage door.)
Shut up
(Nick flipping out backstage after Xander wins the EIW World Title.)
I’’m about to break
(Xander tearing up a locker room after Nick announces their Hell in a Cell match.)
Everything you say to me
(Nick mowing down Xander with a lariat backstage.)
Takes me one step closer to the edge
(Nick hitting Xander with repeated right hands getting close to knocking him off the top of Hell in a Cell.)
And I’’m about to break
(Nick screaming in pain as Xander locks in a Texas cloverleaf.)
Everything you say to me
(Xander hitting Nick with a low blow as he argues with a ref.)
Takes me one step closer to the edge
(Nick hitting Xander with a powerbomb on to thumbtacks.)
And I’’m about to break
(Xander and Nick both lying unconscious on the ground after both going through a table.)
I need a little room to breathe
(Nick holding up a world heavyweight title earlier in his career.)
Cause I’’m one step closer to the end
(Xander celebrating on the top of a ladder with two titles in his hand.)
And I’’m about to¼¼.
(Xander and Nick each throwing a man over the top rope at the battle royal and then backing up into each other.)
Break
(Xander and Nick both turn around and stare face to face.)
(The video package fades into a live shot at the Overdrive Pay-Per-View.) Eric: Well here we go, the biggest PPV in CWF history and about to kick it off and this is our first match of the evening, between two hungry new comers, Jackel and Twinblade.
Matt: Yeah people looking to make a name for themselves always seem to give us incredible matches here in the CWF.
Vanessa: We gotta sit through these kind of matches never mind call them? Good god, I didn*t sign on for this.
(Voodoo People by Prodigy booms over the PA system, as Jackal and Rose appear from behind curtain, and the crowd explodes as this PPV is officailly underway.)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied by his lovely manager Rose, he is six feet and two inches tall, and two hundred and twenty-four pounds and hailing from Paris France, he is the french phenom, he is Jackaaaalllllll
(Jackal gets a kiss for luck on his cheek from Rose, and hopes into the ring over the top rope.)
Announcer: and his opponent.....
(My Generation by Limp Bizkit strikes up on cue.)
Announcer: Coming to us from Birmingham, England, he is five feel and eleven inches tall, and weighed in at a trim, slim, lean, mean two hundred and twenty pounds, he is the master of The Fatal Strike, he is TWINBLADE!!!!!
Eric: Listen to this crowd, they are tensed in anticipation. Here we go they look up, and it is a stalemate.
Matt: Wow what evenly matched atheletes we have here.
Vanessa: Could this be any more boring?
Eric: Twinblade with an Irish whip, and wow he just went for the fatal strike right away but Jackal ducked it and off the other ropes, and a head scissors take over, 1.......2........kickout, wow what an exchange.
Matt: and quickly back to there feet.
Vanessa: exchange, impressive? I see no blood.
Eric: Here comes Jackal, he has Twinblade up to his feet, and is now firing off repeated shot to the stomach, lefts and rights, wow look at this. He brought Twinblade to his knee, Jackal off the ropes and a short drop kick to the face, and a cover 1........2..........and no, Twinblade again kicks out.
Matt: What great pace.
Vanessa: I can*t believe people are paying to watch this.
Eric: Jackal is now up on the top rope, and a flying Hurricanrad............no Twinblade just turned it into a falling powerbomb. Wow Jackal*s head just smashed off the mat. What a counter. Twinblade stumbles to his feet.
Matt: What a reversal, what a change of fortune this is.
Vanessa: What a snoozefest
Eric: Jackal is up and holding the back of his head, and Twinblade with a fame-asser, wow that neck is going to be decimated. Twinblade for the pin 1.........2.......he kicked out. These two want this, they know the world is watching.
Matt: I hope this is a sight of things to come tonight.
Vanessa: I hope not look at this.
Eric: Twinblade with a head lock, Jackal around the back with a hammer lock, Twinblade with a back elbow, into a waist lock and Jackal again with the hammerlock, OH my GOD!!! He just hit a varition of a German suplex with a hammer lock. WOW what a move.
Matt: But look they are both grabbing the back of their necks.
Vanessa: Does that mean it over?!
Eric: Not necessarily.
Vanessa: Damn.
Eric: Jackal is back to his feet, and he is just stomping away at Twinblade, Twinblade is now dazed and standing, Jackal off the ropes, *SMACK* That*s it, the The Fatal Strike, but no Rose has the ref distracted, the fans are counting, 1.......2...........3.........4.........5..........Twinblade is up, and now is yelling at the ref in frustration.
Matt: I can*t believe he missed that count
Vanessa: Really Matt, you are that shocked that the ref missed a count around here.
Eric: Jackal is up, he just hit a face Jam on Twinblade, Jackal is up, and that*s it the flowing moonsault, Rose is off the apron, 1...........2.............3
What a victory for Jackal in his first ever CWF PPV MATCH.
Announcer: And your winner, JACCKKKKKKKAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt: What the hell!! It just got dark in here.
(Sirens go off and red lights flash. Then the arena turns back to the way it was and there is a man with a chair in his hands in the center of the ring. He is waiting for Jackel to turn around.)
Eric: Who the hell is that?!
Vanessa: He's cute.
BAM!!!!!!!!!!
Matt: Oh my god what a shot!
Eric: Wow that was great chair shot.
Vanessa: Who is this guy?
(He drops the chair and leaves through the crowd.)
Eric: And as per usual in the CWF we have some back stage actuvity
[Nightmare is in the back of the locker room discussing the next plan. Then all of a sudden a druid looking character walks in. He stands next to Homie G and then he throws off the hood. They both start to beat up on DeathRow and Syn.]
Materson: What is this?
Murdock: Look, they are kick the hell out of the rest of Nightmare! Who is this guy?
[Homie G picks up a microphone and begins to speak as he rips of his Nightmare shirt.]
Homie G: And the long awaited return of my good homie, Mikey P!
Mikey P: Because I am here and here to stay! Cuz if you ain't down with Team Xtreme then you got problems.
Homie G: Elite see those tag titles? You better pray we don't face you because they are ours!
[The two put on their Team Xtreme shirts and walk away.]
Masterson: What a turn of events here folks, as Homie G has turned on Nightmare and started Team Xtreme.
Murdock: If this Mikey P is as good as I've heard they are going to be a force in the tag team divison!
Eric: Wow, what a start to the evening. Let get back to the ring.
Chris Sprachter: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Coming to the ring first........SWITCHBLADE!!!!!!!
(Switchblade comes to the ring and awaits his opponent.)
Sprachter: Now making his way down the asile.....Exclude!!!!!!!!!!
(Exclude walks to the ring and climbs the steel steps)
*DING*DING*
Matt: We are underweay here on DANGER ZONE!!!! Switchblade and Exclude are locked in the middle of the ring. Switchblade gains control.
Vanessa: Hard rights by Switchblade. Exclude is down.
Eric: Switchblade off the ropes.....big elbow. This match is starting off very well.
Matt: Switchblade picks up Exclude. He lifts him HIGH In the air. BRAINBUSTER!!!!!
Vanessa: Does it hurt???? Then it is good.
Matt: Havent they fired you yet?????
Vanessa:(Licks lips) They never will. I am too good!!!
Matt: Whatever. It seems to be all Switchblade this match.
Eric: Wait. Both men topple out of the ring to outside. Exclue get a chair.
(The sickening sound of a chair striking the human head echoes throughout the arena.)
Vanessa: Holy Colombus, Ohio. He busted him open. DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN.
Matt:Will you sit down and SHUT UP!!!!!
Eric:Exclude is relentless in Switchblade. He throws him back into the ring. God is his face a mess.
Matt: Exclude has that same chair and sets it on Switchblades face. What the hell is he doing????
Eric: Exclude is climbing the ropes. The flies off and jumps feet first onto the chair. OH MY GOD HE KILLED HIM. Switchblade has to be dead.
Vanessa: He isnt moving?????
Matt: We need medical help right now. Exclude goes for the pin..
1....2.....
Matt: Switchblade gets his foot on the rope. Exclude pulls his leg off...
1...2...
Eric: And he kicks out. Where is he finding this energy????
MAtt: Exclude, drags him to the center of the ring. Switchblade has to have a concussion. Exclude climbs the ropes again.
Eric: He missed the elbow. He is screaming in pain. Switchblade makes it to his feet. He grabs the chair and levels Exclude. He goes for the cover
1.....2.....3!!!!!!!!!!
Sprachter: YOUR WINNER........SWITCHBLADE!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Murdock: Fans, we have word that something is going on in the back...let's send a camera back there and find out.
[Camera feed comes on from the back]
Eric Masterson: Uh oh, that's Santiago DeSante. He looks like he is getting ready for his match tonight against Death Row...but I think I hear footsteps in the back...
[Death Row rounds the corner behind DeSante]
Matt Murdock: That's DEATH ROW, he's arrived at the arena...and he looks mad...so does DeSante.
Eric Masterson: And they're just staring each other down...both with clenched fists...is something going to happen????
Vanessa McLure: I hope they rip each other apart.
Matt Murdock: They look like they're ready to strike...
[More footsteps, a group of refs and security can be seen running down the hallway]
Security: Hey, save it for the match...
Matt Murdock: Here comes security to keep these guys apart until later tonight.
[Security gets in between the two men before they can go at it]
Eric Masterson: That's gonna be one hell of a fight tonight, I can't wait. Next up we have the return of Doctor of deception Derek Mullrooney, better known to all of us as White Trash.
[The light’’s go down and ""Hit’’s from a Bong"" hits and Jimmy D makes his way to the ring]
Chris Spracher: Introducing first, standing 6’’ 4"" tall, and weighing in at 265 lbs., JIMMY D!!!!!
[Du Hast hits and Derek Mulrooney comes out from the back to what sounds like a chorus of cheers, no one wants to see him go.]
Chris Spracher: Coming to the ring second, fighting in his last battle, and who has asked us to return to his original name in the CWF¼¼WHITE TRASH!!!!!
Matt Murdock: Here we go, the final match of that one of a kind SOB White Trash¼¼and it’’s starting off fast, with White Trash going right for the throat, and knocking Jimmy D down with a clothesline. White Trash is pumped up!
Eric Masterson: Jimmy D looks shaken up. White Trash isn’’t letting up though, and he’’s laying in with knees to the gut, and then one to the head for good measure. That looked like it hurt¼¼
Vanessa McLure: It looks like he’’s going for a big time stomp¼¼but Jimmy D has his foot, and he just yanked White Trash to the ground. Now Jimmy D is trying to hook on a clover-leaf, but Trash is struggling to the ropes¼¼and he’’s got ‘‘em. The ref is telling Jimmy D to break it off.
Eric Masterson: Both men are on their feet now¼¼and Jimmy D is trying to find an opening on Trash¼¼he’’s making his move, trying to get in a back-drop¼¼but Trash reverses the move..and bulldogs Jimmy D flat into the mat, nice move by Trash.
Matt Murdock: Trash is pulling him back up, and has him hooked for a suplex¼¼and down goes Jimmy D.
Eric Masterson: And again Trash is pulling Jimmy D up, this time whipping him into the ropes¼¼powerslam! Trash is hooking the leg¼¼
1¼¼2
Vanessa McLure: Just a two count.
Matt Murdock: Both of the opponents are staring each other down again¼¼and wait¼¼Trash looks like he’’s going to try something¼¼and he just barrels at Jimmy D, but Jimmy D is ducking and yanking the rope down¼¼and Trash just spilled out of the ring. J
Eric Masterson: Jimmy D is climbing out after him¼¼and he pulls Trash to his feet¼¼and ouch!, just slammed his face into our desk here¼¼and again, and again, and again, and Trash looks Dazed¼¼
Vanessa McLure: Jimmy D is signaling for something¼¼he turns away from Trash¼¼turns back quickly and a HUGE CLOTHESLINE, Trash is down again¼¼and Jimmy D is relentless¼¼making Trash get back up¼¼and he’’s laying him on our table¼¼
Matt Murdock: Jimmy D is going for what looks like a piledriver¼¼he’’s got Trash hooked¼¼but Trash isn’’t letting himself be picked up¼¼and he’’s lifting Jimmy D up on his back¼¼and he’’s not letting him drop¼¼he’’s holding his legs¼¼what is he doing???
Eric Masterson: He’’s hooking Jimmy D’’s head¼¼and guys get back!!
Matt Murdock: That was a kryptonite krunch type maneuver, and our table is history, and Jimmy D might be too¼¼Trash is rolling him back into the ring.
Vanessa McLure: This could be it right here¼¼
Matt Murdock: Trash is going for the cover¼¼
1¼¼2
[Jimmy D’’s foot shoots up and lays on the ropes]
Eric Masterson: Jimmy D got the ropes, and ref broke up the pin just in time.
Matt Murdock: Trash looks a bit flustered. Oh man, he just threw Jimmy D into the corner¼¼I’’ve never seen somebody thrown into the turnbuckles like that¼¼and Trash is running full speed¼¼HUGE SPLASH¼¼Jimmy D is stumbling out of the corner¼¼Trash is going for a front-face bulldog¼¼I think we know what time it is¼¼HOOSIER DADDY¼¼and there’’s the follow up kick to the cranium.
Eric Masterson: But Trash isn’’t going for the pin¼¼I think he wants to go out with a bang. He’’s going to the outside¼¼and he’’s got a chair. He’’s back in the ring, and setting up the chair¼¼
Matt Murdock: Jimmy D is slowly getting up on his feet¼¼but Trash kicks him in the gut¼¼and DDT! Jimmy D is down again¼¼ and Trash is putting him on that chair¼¼and he runs to the ropes¼¼
Eric Masterson: TRASH COMPACTOR, TRASH COMPACTOR¼¼.the cover¼¼
1¼¼2¼¼3
Matt Murdock: WHITE TRASH DEREK MULROONEY IS YOUR WINNER¼¼what a send off¼¼WHITE TRASH was simply awesome, we may not agree with his methods but what an athelete.
Eric Masterson: Look at these fans, they are tossing there drinks and food at the ring, and White is daring them, and what is this?
(A fan fare blows, and out comes, Mortley, Vic, Terry, and Sinclair, they have a thrown which they are carrying to the ring, and in on the seat is a dented tarnished spetre, a crumpled crown, and what used to red and white cape, that is looks like it has been dragged through a dirty chimney. Trash steps through the ropes, and sits in the chair, he fastens the cape, some what balances the crown on his head, and raises the spetre, and gets a disgusting reaction from the crowd, to which he smirks. The four lift the thrown and turn to carry Trash out of the arena, when, Dave Allan, steps out from behind the curtains. The fans boo for all they are worth.)
Dave: I was always taught to respect my elders.
(Trash cracks an evil grin.)
Dave: So no matter what these clean cut, in shape, straight toothed, boost drinking, energy bar eating, white collar preppy’s say, you will always be KING!
(The fans explode in boo’s as Dave Allan disappears behind the curtain and the baffoon crew slowly takes Trash out of arena, the camera follows his progress, they carry him all the way to the parking lot where, Dave pulls up in a dirty disgusting diesel dump truck with Jersey plates that say "TRASH" on them. Dave gets out, nod’s at Derek, and leaves the Baffoon crew piles into the truck, as trash jumps into the drivers seat and pulls out of the parking lot and the truck fades off in the distance.)
Eric: What an exit by Derek Mullrooney.
Matt: Our next match is going to be the Hardcore 5 way dance.
**Enter Sandman by Metallica plays as the fans come to their feet cheering. As two lines of fire lick their way up the ramp, and come to a head at the entrance in two explosions, smoke begins to pour out of the entrance way. The lights dim out and a red spotlight shines on the entrance. Suddenly, a flashing strobelight begins and you see a shadow standing at the top of the ramp with a shopping cart in front of him.Another explosion and lights come back up. Steve Johnson is in the parking lot and his shopping cart full of goodies sits in front of him. He wears a red bandanna on his head, knot in front, a pair of black baggy jeans, his combat boots, and a hardcore Specialist t-shirt. His hands and wrists are wrapped, and covered in what would appear to be broken bottle glass with glue holding it all on. He pushes the cart full of weapons, barbed wire wrapped two by four, four sheets of plywood wrapped up i! n barbed wire, a nail gun, a few aluminum trash cans, a cookie sheet, a sink, about five or six champagne bottles, and his barbed wire singapore cane. Steve picks up the barbed wire two by four, and he pulls a lighter out of his pocket. He sets it on fire and puts the lighter back in his pocket then he then sits in a far corner of the lot and waits for his opponents**.
Vanessa: Finally, the blood I've been waiting for.
Matt: Well it looks like you won't have to wait any longer... the fight is already going on in the back!
*the scene switches to the parking lot as Homie G, Lee Sharkstone, Mark "The Spark" Anthony, Justin Blade, and Steve Johnson are battling it out*
Eric: Oh my God, Steve just draped Homie G over the head with that flaming 2x4 and we are underway in a hurry.
Matt: Well, Johnson just slung Homie into a parked car to start our live feed of this match.
Eric: Well while Johnson and Homie are doing their thing, Mark Anthony, Justin Blade, and Lee are just wailing away on each other with various objects.
Mark smacks Steve with a lead pipe, and Steve just fell through a door into the back halls of the arena.
Matt: And with that, Justin just smashed a steel chair over Mark's head! Look at that dent!
Vanessa: Yeah, well, Mark didn't look that good to begin with.
Matt: I meant the chair.
Eric:NOw we have a switch Lee and Homie G, and G is getting back up, but Lee is already on the hood of the car, but Homie trips him up, and Lee lands ass-first into the windshield!
Vanessa: I saw something similar to that with similar results on one of those Pantera home movies.
Matt: The band?
Vanessa: No, the WWF's fake luchadore. OF COURE THE BAND!!!
Eric: Well Homie is picking Lee back up to his feet on the hood of the car. Homie walks up to the roof of the car, and grabs Lee's head, and TORNADO DDT TO THE CONCRETE!!!
Matt: Holy shit.
Vanessa: For once Matt, I have to agree with you.
Eric: Well, while hell is freezing over, Homie G has just, esentially, eliminated Lee Sharkstone from this match.
Matt: But remember, to win this match, all the four other contenders must be pinned or forced to submit. And I guess Homie forgot this, as he's going in pursuit of the other three wrestlers.
Eric: Well, those three... well... DAMN!!!! Mark just hit Steve Johnson with a diving powerbomb off a small raised area through a table 6 feet below them! Mark stays on top of Steve, and the ref counts... 1... 2... 3!!! Steve Johnson has been eliminated!
Matt: Mark didn't have any time to celebrate though, Justin Blade just came up from behind with a trash can, and bent it over Mark's head! Mark goes down like a sack of potatoes.
Vanessa: I didn't kn...
Matt: Shut up, Vanessa.
Vanessa: Bite me, dickboy.
Eric: Well, Justin is dragging Mark to the ring entranceway entrance, but is jumped by Homie G! We had lost all track of him! Homie is just beating the hell out of Justin Blade, and tosses his through the curtain to the entrance ramp! He follows Justin out, and is beating him senseless!
Matt: Wait! Mark comes through the curtain with what looks like a... CATTLE PROD!!!
Vanessa: Kentucky Fried Chicken-neck.
Eric: He sneaks up, and ZAPS HOMIE G!!! Homie goes down, and Mark goes for a cover...1 ...2 ...3!!! Homie G is eliminated!!!
Vanessa: Boo-hoo. Keep the match going!
Eric: Mark is sneaking up on Justin, who's starting to get back up...
Matt: What the hell is that sound?
Vanessa: Your vibrating pocket pussy.
Matt: Shut up, I'm serious. What is that soooouuuu....
Eric: Holy crap! Lee Sharkstone! We forgot all about him!!! He's driving a forklift down the ramp, and Justin and Mark just have big looks of fear on their faces! They're trying to run, but Lee is gassing the forklift up, and rams them with the load of pallets on the front of the forklift!
Matt: Mark and Justin go down, and are on thier backs!
Vanessa: Heh... I like it, for once.
Eric: Lee drive up to them... HE'S LOWERING THE PALLETS!!! HE'S GONNA CRUSH MARK AND JUSTIN!!!
Matt: My god...
Vanessa: KILL! KILL! WE WANT BLOOD!
Eric: He's lowering the pallets down... and stops! But they can't move!
Vanessa: Can't you see what he's up to, dumbass? Eric: I can now! He places his hands on Justin and Mark's faces, and it's counting as a pin! ...1 ...2 ...3!!! Lee Sharkstone wins the 5 way hardcore dance, and is the NEW CWF Hardcore Champion!!!!
Murdock: What an unforgetable night! This has to be the greatest CWF pay-per-view ever! And it about to get better.
McLure: I guess you could say that. Im not that impressed. Murdock: I am not suprised at all.
(Countdown to Extinction hits the PA and the CWF arena goes crazy.
Masterson: Weighing in at 285 lbs.....Death Row!
(He comes down the ramp and slides into the ring. Then DeSantes music hits.)
Masterson: And weighing in at 260 lbs...Sandiago DeSante!
(He gets a large pop.)
Murdock: This is gonna be one hell of a match. Its the Cell Inferno match!
(The cwrowd gives a LARGE pop.)
McLure: Lets get this match started I want to see death. I want to see some blood! Yeah!
(Both men are standing in opposite corners of the ring while the cell is being lowered. As its on the way down a large burst of flame is shot out of the center of the ring.)
Masterson: OH MY GOD! Do you guys see that?
McLure: No, I didnt. Lameass.
Murdock: It looks as if were gonna get started here. DeSante and Death Row are cicling each other, sizing each other up. You can feel the tension in the ring.
McLure: Do something already!
Masterson: DeSante and Death Row lock up. DeSante gets in a quick knee to Death Row's mid-section. Death Row falls back and looks as if he is plaaning his assault.
McLure: Death Row bouces himself off the ropes and lands a dropkick that sent DeSante reeling.
(DeSante stumbles back.)
Masterson: These men had better be careful. That flame is on a timer. It can go off anytime here.
(The flame burst goes off.)
Masterson: Both men recoil from the blast. Death Row isnt waiting for DeSante to recover from the blast. A running DDT plants DeSante in the center of the ring. DeSante is bleeding! Look at that!
Murdock: He had better move. The fire go off at any time. Deat Row now is circling DeSante, he's planning his next attack.
Murdock: DeSante grabs Death Rows legs adn is able to get Death Row into a STF. Death Row looks to be in trouble. But he cant tap out. How long can he suffer from the hold?
McLure: I hope not for long. Im falling asleep here. DeSante is letting up on the hold. Both men are back on thier feet. Staring each other down. This match is pretty slow.
Masterson: The fire goes off again, and both men dont move. The stare is unbroken. DeSante is charging. Death Row gets him in a Tilt-A-Whirl Slam. That had to hurt. Death Row is walking around the ring, getting cheers from the crowd. He didnt see DeSante get to his feet.
Murdock: DeSante is sneaking up behind Death Row. A School Boy pin. Could this be all?
McLure: A futile attempt to end this match. You cant win by pinfal here. Death Row is still too strong. Bith men are back on their feet. And heres the lock up. DeSante is able to get Death Row into a piledriver postion. Thast only half the fun. And theres the rest of it. A beatiful piledriver by DeSante leaves Death Row laid out. And Death Row is busted open!
Masterson: He could go for the cover, but no. Hes picking up Death Row. He's trying to set Death Row up for a powerbomb, but Death Row flips DeSante over his back.
McLure: Wow. Im impressed. Wow.
Masterson: Enough from you, Vanessa. Death Row is seizing this opportunity to open the cell door. He is got it. Nows hes outside the cell and is beginning to climb it.
Murdock: Death Row is standing on top of the cell, staring down at DeSante, taunting him. DeSante gets to his feet, and pursues Death Row.
McLure: This looks promising now. Both of them are on the cage, and a fist fight breaks out between the two. Back and forth, punches are thrown. DeSante seems to be in control, but Death Rows gets DeSante with a snapmare.
Masterson: That Cell doesnt look very stable. I dont like the way this looks. And neither does Death Row. He climbing down.
McLure: And that sexy hunk of man is coming over here now. What is he doing?
Murdock: Hey! Put those monitors back. We need those! Death Row: Shut up.
Masterson: DeSante is back on his feet and is descending the cell. The men are brawling right in front of us!
McLure: I can smell the fun. It reminds me of New Jersey. DeSante gets the powerbomb he was looking for eariler. But this one landed on top of a chair. What is he doing? He not serious...Death Row is on our table. Good God...
Murdock: DeSante is climbing the cell again. He's getting support from the crowd. Now all he needs to do is gain the courage...
Masterson: I think we should move. I see this going nowhere good. Oh Sweet Lord...DeSante is going to do it...
Murdock: A diving elbow from the top of the cell! DeSante just put Death Row through a table with a diving elbow! The humanity!!!!
McLure: And DeSante is down. Death Row is down. Everyone is down. No one is gonna be moving for a while.
Masterson: I think theyre hurt. Can we get some EMT's down here? Oh man. This is bad.
McLure: Death Row is moving. Is that posible? He is standing. After going through the table, he's staning up. Hes got DeSante with him. He's going over to the cell. Death Row is beating DeSantes head in the side of the cell. The flame goes off, and DeSantes is gonna get burned. The cell has to retain some of the heat that the fire gives off.
Masterson: Death Row climbing back on top of the cell. Its taking him a few minutes, but hes getting there.
Murdock: And DeSantes is going up there after him. DeSante wants to kill Death Row right now. There goes the fire again. Theres a small fire still burning in the ring. Death Row looks as if he has an idea.
Masterson: The two are brawling it out again. Death Row knees DeSante in the stomach, doubling him over. Oh no, he cant be thinking of doing this.
McLure: CAPITOL PUNISHMENT!!!! HE just put DeSante throught the cell. Look! DeSante landed on the fire, and he is starting to ignite! Someone help him!
Murdock: Get the EMT'S out here now! He needs help.
(The bell rings and Death ROw is declared the winner. The Emt's rush out to DeSantes aid, and Death Rows collapses in the ring.)
Eric: What a match both men are on stretchers, and the fire marshall is out here trying to safely get this mass of twisted steel deconstructed. What a moment folks.
Matt: Well they finally have the cage removed, and Deathrow, and Desante packed in ambulances and wrapped in gauze. Now we have the match for the tag team titles of the CWF.
Announcer: Introducing first the challengers..........
(The lights dim slightly and Poetry by BDP booms over the PA, as pictures of Blacklung, then Brock flash over the Champ-a-tron. Then the Brock is seen on the screen and the words, King of Discipline come across the screen, the Blacklungs picture replaces Brock*s and the words morph into King of Disaster. The two come out from behind the curtain, Brock with the TV title over his shoulder the two walks at alternating paces and look completely out of sink.)
Announcer: at total combined weight of 435 pounds, Damon Brock, and BLACKLUNG!!!!!
(The fans explode, but the two look at each other with a bit of distain.)
Announcer: and now the CWF tag team champions of the WORLD!!!!!
(Orgasmatron by Motorhead blares loudly, as 30 000 people leap to there feet knowing what comes next. Nick Sharpe and Xander Calvin Lence slowly make there way to the ring with a cocky swagger.)
Announcer: this match will be for the Tag team championship of the world, at total combined weight of 450 lbs, Xander Calvin Lence, Nick Sharpe, co-number one contenders for the vacant world title, they are THE ELITE.
Eric: This is a match that has been building for months, the odd couple of Brock and Lung have some how managed to co exsist and work there way to be the number one contenders for the tag team titles, but now that they have it, they seem to be as far apart as ever.
Matt: Well you could see this division coming with these diverse personalities, but speaking of divisions how about the world tag team champions they have to face each other tonight.
Vanessa: Good I hope this causes complete chaos.
Eric: Well it looks like Nick and Damon are going to start this thing off, what is this Nick is sitting in the corner. He is verbally abusing Damon from the seated position, and Damon with a baseball slide to the crotch, wow. What a start, and Nick is in great amounts of pain.
Vanessa: finally someone recognizing an opening around here.
Matt: That was sick.
Eric: Brock has Sharpe up by the hair, and left, right, left, he has Sharpe reeling, and wow, what a jackhammer slam by Brock., and now Brock quickly into an ankle lock submission style move. Nick quickly scrambles to the ropes. Wow, look Brock is really focused on this match today.
Matt: Brock seems to really want this title
Vanessa: Well it does proclaim you and your partner as the most formidable tag team in the world.
Eric: Brock now with a headlock, and he is dragging Sharpe over to his corner, he tags Blacklung, hits Sharpe in the kidney with rapid punches, he fires Sharpe into the ropes, Sharpe ducks the clothesline and explodes off the rope and nails Blacklung with a flying shoulder block, and Sharpe stumbles for the tag.
Matt: Great ring presence by Sharpe.
Vanessa: It ran over man that is thirty five pounds lighter than he is, real scientific.
Eric: None the less effective and now Lence is in Blacklung with a wild swing, and Lence ducks, he just locked in a sleeper hold, Blacklung is fighting it, Wow, he looks to be in a world of trouble.
Matt: Wow, what an effective sleeper the ref is making sure it isn*t a choke.
Vanessa: you gotta be kidding me, this match is gonna end this way?
Eric: The ref is going to check Blacklung*s arm, and Lence is yelling at the ref to get away, and Oh my God, what a DDT. Blacklung looks to be in a world of trouble. Where is Lence going this could be over, Lence is going to the top rope we have never seen this before.
Matt: Xander is pulling out all the stops for this PPV, I think he is reminding Sharpe what can happen in the main event.
Vanessa: Why didn*t he just pin the bum so we can move on.
Eric: Here it comes, SWANTON BOMB, apparently he calls that the XCEL-SAULT, now Lence is going for the pin. 1........2............no Damon into break up the count, but Blacklung looks very lost in that ring after this exchange. Lence now fires Blacklung into the ropes, and Thez Press by Xander, and now firing off lefts and rights. Now up again and again with the Irish Whip, and Lence drops his head for a back body drop, and one now, Blacklung nailed him with a double armed DDT, both men look to be dazed. Blacklung rolls over to Brock and makes the tag, and he is quickly in, and Brock, whips Lence into the ropes, and there was a blind tag made, Brock missed it.
Matt: What heads up wrestling by Lence,
Eric: But Brock catches him in a version of a flowing Northern lights with the bridge. But the ref isn*t counting he saw the tag, and OH MY LORD. Sharpe just hit a diving head but into Brock*s abs off the top rope, and flattened him. Brock is grabbing his abs, he might be seriously hurt. Sharpe for the pin, and 1........2........no, and another near fall.
Matt: What a chance that Sharpe just took there.
Vanessa: Paid off didn*t it?
Eric: It certainly did, Sharpe, now has Brock hooked up, and here comes a T-bone suplex, on Brock, Sharpe has him up again, And he just spiked him with a toronado DDT, wow Brock is looking glazed, Sharpe now dragging him into the Elite*s corner, and distracting the ref, while Lence blatantly chokes the opponent, and now Lence drops down, and grabs a chair from the time keepers table, *CRACK* Lence just drilled Brock in the back, and Brock is down, and Sharpe lets the ref go.
Matt: I can*t believe this.
Vanessa: Lence just realigned Brock*s spine. He did him a favour.
Eric: Quite the favour alright look at the welts on his back. Again for the cover, 1........2.........2 6/7ths and a kickout, wow where did brock find the energy? Sharpe is irrate, and Lence is blaming Sharpe.
Matt: Is the pressure of facing each other later tonight getting to the American dream team?
Eric: Speaking of this they have now finally come to blows and Nick just knocked Lence off the apron and Lence hit his head on the chair at ring side. Brock gets the tag.
Vanessa: What was Sharpe thinking, we all know that Lence is the talent of this team.
Eric: Blacklung is sneaking up behind Sharpe, oh what a boot to the stomach, and There it is, THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARE, that came out of no where, and Brock is barking at Blacklung for the tag, Brock slides into the ring, and what is this OH MY LORD, when was the last time we saw this, THE BROCK BAR, THE BROCK BAR, that was Wyatte*s finisher. But Nick is too close to the ropes, and has the bottom strand. Brock breaks the hold, and Nick with a wild swing, and now Brock with the Katahajime.
Matt: Nick is fading, this could be it.
Vanessa: Put him out, come on, do it.
Eric: Lence is nowhere to be found, and Sharpe is going out, and that*s it, the ref is calling for the bell, this match is over. Let go down to our announcer for the official word.
Announcer: And by the act of Submission, Your NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD, DAMON BROCK AND BLACKLUNGGGG!!!!
Eric: Wow, listen to this crowd as the tag team champions, head up the ramp, and even with the gold there looks to be animosity there. But was is this in the ring. Lence is telling Sharpe he, is and will always be a loser. Wow, Lence is blaming this loss on Sharpe, and look at the look on Sharpe*s face.
Matt: He looks vacant, and he just clocked Lence with a left hand out of left field.
Vanessa: Random acts of violence, YEAH!!!!
Eric: Listen to Sharpe berate Lence, oh my god, he is going to try to choke Lence out, the security is in there, and they get Sharpe out of the ring, and no, Sharpe just grabbed a chair, and is nailing everyone in sight with that folding chair. Good lord, he deformed that chair, and he is backing in the ring with a new chair, oh my LORD, he is working over Lence, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,....when will it all stop.....9,10,11,12,13.
Matt: Sharpe has snapped.
Vanessa: Forget his leg crush his skull.
Eric: Sharpe is dragging Lence over to a ring post, and Lence is writhing in pain, he just his legs around the post, and then crossed them, and he is now using the chair to lock Lence*s legs in place. Sharpe with another chair, and Lence is defenseless, and here he goes again 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, final he has, no 10!, good lord 10 more shots to lences knee, look at the blood, look at the swelling that has already started. What did Sharpe just say?
Matt: Sounded like see you later tonight.
Vanessa: Good luck Xander. Ahahaha
Eric: Wait a minute, who’s music is that?
(Pre) Is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who I am,
where I've been Belong
You can't be something you're not Be yourself,
by yourself Stay away from me A lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time
Eric: It is president Creed, and he is pointing at Nick.
(Creed appears at the top of the ramp with a mic in hand and pointing at Nick.)
Creed: Very smart, Nick, well played my boy, but we can’t have you ruining our world title match. I figured one of you two would pull some crap like this, so I had a back up plan. That right, since you’ve rendered Lence as jello for the evening, you are gonna face the man that just made you tap out, Damon Brock.
(Nick goes to get out of the ring.)
Creed: Oh no, slick not later on, you’re gonna do it right now, too bad you wasted all that energy eh?
(Creed Smirks, have a nice day.)
Eric:What a bombshell dropped by Creed, I guess it is time to crown a new CWF World Heavyweight Champion. It has been a long and strange road to get here folks with many unexpected last second turns but tonight one man will walk out with the richest prize in the business. The match originally scheduled to be Nick Sharpe vs. Xander Calvin Lence vs Extreme Icon has now be changed due to the vicious actions of Sharpe earlier in the evening. So the CWF executive committee has decided that substituting Nick Sharpe will be none other than Damon Brock!
(Poetry by BDP blares again over the PA system as Damon Brock struts out from behind the curtain still glistening in sweat.)
Matt: That’’s right folks, Nick Sharpe showed his true colors tonight, and that’’s yellow when he attacked Xander. He has robbed one of the all time greats in this sport a chance to go out on his own terms. After repeatedly attacking the already injured knee of Xander, Nick tried to guarantee himself the world title, but with Damon Brock as his opponent, nothing is for certain tonight.
Vanessa: How dare you condemn Nick Sharpe for what he did tonight? He did the same exact thing Xander would have done to him if he had the chance. Nick Sharpe is focused on one thing and that is the World Heavyweight Title and tonight he’’s going to show the whole world that when he is focused nobody, including Brock, can stand in his way.
Matt: Well ladies and gentleman both men are in the ring and its time to get it on!
Vanessa: I can’’t believe you just said that, what a dork.
Matt: I’’ll ignore that, I know you’’re cranky. I’’d be cranky too if I bled four days a month too.
Eric: Sharpe and Brock go to lock up but Sharpe quickly rakes the eyes of Brock. Nick follows that up with a wicked right hand that sends Brock back to the ropes. Sharpe comes charging in but Brock ducks and sends Sharpe crashing to the floor.
Matt: You got to believe that both of these men are going to want to try and end this match early tonight. Both have to be tired from the tag team title match earlier tonight. Brock rolls to the floor and picks Sharpe up. He throws Sharpe into the guardrail and then clotheslines him over it. And Sharpe just went right into the first row.
Vanessa: Come on Nick! Don’’t get contaminated by those ""fans"". They’’re all fat and stuff, who knows what diseases they are carrying right now? Could you imagine the tragedy if Nick were to get Mad Cow disease from one of those heifers at ringside?
Eric: Brock still pressing his advantage climbs over the guardrail and lifts Sharpe to his feet. He picks Nick up and lands an inverted atomic drop and then almost takes Sharpe head off with a vicious uppercut. He throws Sharpe into the guardrail again. He comes charging but Sharpe gets a boot up. Sharpe has him with a double underhook, oh don’’t tell me, he’’s going to try to hit Brock with Xander’’s own move, the Xcently Done.
Matt: What a sick son of a bitch Nick Sharpe is! Wait Brock counters and back body drops Sharpe right on the concrete. Brock drags Sharpe to his feet and tosses him over the safety rail. Brock looks to be on top of his game tonight.
Vanessa: And he needs to be, but I’’m telling ya it won’’t do any good. Nick Sharpe is the man in the CWF now and he will be for a long time. Look, he just nailed Brock with some stiff right hands to the abdomen as Brock was coming over to get him.
Eric: Sharpe gets to his feet and tries to throw Brock into the steel ring post but Brock counters and Sharpe goes flying into it head first. He bounces off and Brock charges and turns him inside out with a clothesline! Brock with some quick knees to the back of Sharpe’’s head. Brock has got to get this match on the inside, he can’’t become World Champion on the outside.
Vanessa: True but he can do a lot more damage on the outside you idiot.
Matt: And that’’s exactly what Brock seems to be going for here. He’’s pulling Sharpe over to our announce table. He leans him against it and lands a hard right hand and sends Sharpe sprawling on our table. Brock is up on the table with Sharpe now. He’’s got Sharpe set up, I think he’’s going to go for a powerbomb!
Vanessa: I’’m out of here!
Eric: He goes to lift Sharpe up, but Sharpe grabs onto Brock’’s leg. He then low blows Brock. Nick grabs him with a quick double underhook and lands a double-arm DDT right through our announce table!
Matt: MY GOD! That has to completely change the complexion of this match! Sharpe rolls an arm over Brock but there is no pin on the outside! That has to show how much has been taken out of Sharpe already tonight.
Vanessa: Am I on? YES! Sharpe is going to do it, did you see how wonderful that move was!
Matt: Listen woman, the match ain’’t over yet. He still has to get Brock into the ring. Sharpe is crawling to his feet. He finally makes it to his feet and now is trying to get Brock up. Brock is basically dead weight at this point. His head had to have smacked one of our monitors when Sharpe hit that DDT. Sharpe lifts Brock up in a fireman’’s carry and rolls him into the ring.
Vanessa: DAMN! I was hoping he’’d hit him with the DVD on the monitor just to make sure that the World Title was his.
Eric: Sharpe rolls into the ring and goes for the cover. 1-2- and BROCK GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE! Would you look at the look of shock on Sharpe’’s face! He can’’t believe it, and quite frankly neither can I! Sharpe gets to his feet and starts laying in the boots to Brock. He gets him over to the corner and sits him there. He goes over to the opposite corner and comes charging in with a knee to the face!
Matt: My god, first the double arm DDT and now the knee charge, all he has to do is go ""Bang Bang"" and he’’ll have the Cactus Jack act down. Sharpe gets Brock to his feet and sends him into the ropes, Brock comes bouncing off and ducks a clothesline attempt by Sharpe. Brock comes of the opposite ropes but Sharpe catches him with a boot to the gut and lands yet another double arm DDT!
Vanessa: YES! COVER HIM! 1-2- NO! I can’’t believe it Brock kicked out! HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?!
Eric: Brock is showing some amazing heart tonight! Sharpe rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He comes back into the ring and sets it up in between the second and third turnbuckle. You got to believe Sharpe has some evil intentions now.
Vanessa: Now? When this whole night has Sharpe been evil? There is no such thing as evil in wrestling damn it! There is only winning and losing, and Nick Sharpe is being a winner!
Matt: Sharpe gets Brock to his feet and backs him into the corner with some very stiff right hands. He goes to throw Brock into the corner with the chair but Brock holds on to the top rope. Sharpe gives him a chop to the chest and then tries again. This time Brock counters the Irish-whip and turns it into a Samoan drop! Wow what a change in this match. Brock stumbles to his feet, and oh Lord he just powerbombed Nick this is over.
Vanessa: The cover? Nick is out so cold he my as well just make the cover now.
Eric: Brock walks over to Nick and pulls him up slowly by his hair. Brock with a forearm to the chin. Brock whips Nick into the ropes and Nick trips.
Matt: Jimmy D just tripped Nick Sharpe. Where the hell did he come from?
Vanessa: He just came from the crowd you idiot.
Eric: Here comes The Bodyguard out of the crowd as well. He is up on the apron arguing with the ref. Jimmy D pulls Nick to the outside and kicks him in the rib cage while he is on all fours. Brock goes to the outside and starts slugging it out with Jimmy D.
Matt: Oh Jesus. Look who's coming.
Vanessa: It's "The American Icon" Mack McMichaels.
Matt: Mack jumps over the guard rail and he grabs a yells at one of the Mexican commentators to get up. He grabs the commentators chair and walks over to Brock and waffles him with that chair in the back of the head. Damon is down on his knees now and Mack slams that steel chair into the back of his head again!
Vanessa: Hit him again! Make that bastard bleed!
Matt: Mack hits Nick with that chair now in the small of the back. Jimmy D grabs Damon and tosses him back in the ring.
Eric: Jimmy D gets up on the ring apron and starts arguing with the ref.
Matt: Mack takes Nick and puts him up on the ring with him. Mack starts to climb the ropes from the outside and pulls Nick up with him.
Vanessa: This is great.
Matt: The Bodyguard jumps off the apron and runs over to the Mexican commentator table and clears it off.
Eric: Mack has Nick on the top turnbuckle and he suplexes him through the Mexican commentator table but the table has been reinforced by the commentators, the table doesn’t break, wow Mack and Nick just bounced off of it and onto the floor..
Matt: Oh My God!
Vanessa: The Bodyguard pulls Nick up and tosses him back in the ring. Mack and The Bodyguard are now exiting through the crowd.
Matt: Jimmy D jumps off the apron and exits through the crowd as well.
Eric: What devastation, Brock is crawling back into the ring, he drapes an arm on SHARPE....1.....2......no. Nick surprisingly struggles back to his feet.
Vanessa: Sharpe is up to his feet first and drops an elbow across the back of Brock’’s head before he can get up. Sharpe gets up and does it again ¼¼ and again ¼¼ and again!
Matt: My god is Sharpe cranking up the intensity tonight! Sharpe lifts Brock to his feet and signals for the DVD! He’’s going to end it now! He picks Brock up in the fireman’’s carry but Brock floats over and gets him with the Katahajime! He’’s got it locked in! There is no where for Sharpe to go!
Vanessa: NO! Fight it Nick! Fight it!
Matt: Sharpe is starting to go down! This looks academic from here folks! Sharpe is down to one knee, but just as soon as he goes down he pushes up and goes back into a corner. He’’s repeatedly backing into the corner and finally Brock breaks the hold!
Eric: That was a veteran move by Sharpe! It may have very well saved him from losing this all-important match. Both men are struggling to get to their feet. Brock comes over to Sharpe and lifts him into the corner. He nails Sharpe with some stinging left jabs and a big right cross! He goes to toss Sharpe into the opposite corner but Sharpe reveres and lifts him up in a fireman’’s carry¼¼DVD! SHARPE JUST HIT THE DVD! He goes for the cover, 1-2-
(Suddenly the lights go out and ""El Distorto de Melodica"" by Everclear starts to play. The fans can be heard screaming as a spotlight hits the entranceway and Xander Calvin Lence makes his way out from the back. He’’s walking very slowly using a steel chair to help him get to the ring.)
Matt: MY GOD XANDER IS HERE! LENCE IS IN THE BUILDING!
Vanessa: NO! This ruins everything! NO!
Eric: Sharpe can’’t believe it! He is up to his feet staring as Lence makes his way down the aisle. He’’s moving slowly but my god he is coming! Sharpe flicks Xander off and goes to cover Brock. 1-2- AND BROCK GETS A SHOULDER UP!
Matt: Lence bought Brock the extra time he needed and Sharpe is flipping out. Lence has made his way to ringside and Sharpe is staring down at Xander, yelling at him at the top of his lungs. Brock is slowly starting to recover since Sharpe’’s attention is completely focused on Lence. Brock is to his feet!
Vanessa: TURN AROUND NICK, TURN AROUND!
Eric: Sharpe turns around in time to duck a clothesline attempt by Brock. He picks Brock up for another DVD but Brock floats over, turns Sharpe around and hits his own DVD! And Lence is sliding into the ring with the chair. Brock looks at him for a second and Xander signals for Brock to stand Sharpe up.
Vanessa: NO FAIR! NO FAIR! Sharpe is fighting two men now!
Matt: Oh Sharpe brought this on himself when he attacked Xander earlier tonight. He’’s getting just what he deserves. Brock lifts Sharpe up and throws him at Xander full speed at Xander levels him right in the face as hard as he can with the steel chair! MY GOD SHARPE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! He’’s jump lying in a heap in the middle of the ring.
Eric: Would you take a look at Xander’’s face? You can see the hatred for Nick Sharpe as clearly as you could hear the sickening sound of Sharpe’’s skull against the chair. Brock goes to shake Xander’’s hand. I can’’t believe it. Xander is helping Brock win the world title. Wait Xander just threw Brock right into the corner with the steel chair in it! Brock’’s back just met with the steel chair, now Xander takes his chair and hits Brock in the stomach!
Vanessa: YES! YES!
Matt: He lifts Brock up and hits the XCENTLY DONE! XCENTLY DONE! And Lence is screaming in pain on the ground! He just landed right on that bad knee! He’’s crawling over in between the unconscious bodies of Sharpe and Brock. He takes Nick’’s arm and puts it on top of Brock! Oh god no, not this way!
Eric: 1-2-3! AND NICK SHARPE HAS DONE IT! HE IS THE NEW CWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Vanessa: YES! YES! YES! THANK GOD!
Eric: Damon Brock has been screwed out of the World Title! And give a big assist to Xander Calvin Lence!
Matt: An assist? He just gave the same man that has guaranteed he’’s out of wrestling the World Heavyweight Title! Why the hell would Lence do that?
Eric: Xander is struggling to his feet and takes the World Heavyweight title from the ref. He’’s asking for a mic.
Matt: Good! Maybe we can get to the bottom of this!
(Xander takes the World Heavyweight Title and slowly limps over to Nick Sharpe’’s body. He then drops to one knee and holds the belt right in front of Sharpe.)
Xander: Now I know when you wake up Nick you’’re going to wonder why the hell I did this? And the answer is so very simple Nick. It’’s because you were finally ready to be the world champion. You are finally ready to take my spot on top of the wrestling industry. Tonight when you hit me with that chair and guaranteed that I would never ever get the chance to wrestle again, you proved it. And as a reward, I’’m giving you the world heavyweight title! But just remember this you son of a bitch, you may be the top man now, but you will never ever be the Main Man. You will never be out of my shadow, and no matter where you go and what you do, you will always be second best to Xander Calvin Lence. I told you a long, long time ago that when I ended this feud I would take everything from you. I’’ve taken you in matches, I’’ve taken you’’re fiancéée, I’’ve taken your dreams, and now I’’ve taken what was to be the single greatest moment in your career. But now when people look back on this night they’’ll just remember one thing, and that is I was always right Nick. That I was right every time I said I owned your miserable ass. I promise you that Nick, and now and forever everybody knows the Main Man’’s word is his bond!
(Xander gets to his feet and holds the World Title over his head and puts a foot on Nick Sharpe’’s body. He then drops the belt on Sharpe’’s body and then starts to slowly make his way to the back with the chair under his arm as a crutch, and the EMT"s are again out, they are stretchering out two more CWF superstar’s.
Eric: What else can happen here tonight? I mean we have seen every manner of human destruction possible so far tonight.
Murdock: ok folks¼¼its time, the next match is the threeway between Sam Warhammer, David Allan and the current Peoples champion¼¼the Jackknife Jon Apsey, three men who have grown an unequalled hate for each other over past weeks¼¼.
Eric Masterson: lets take a look here folks at exactly what has brought these men to this¼¼
(The screen flickers to a red and white barcode¼¼the lines swapping colours every couple of seconds¼¼.the outline of the three men involved fades in and out of the picture¼¼1 at a time as a lone symbol begins to rhythmically, and quietly sound. The barcode begins to wave and the insides fade out leaving only an outline¼¼waving in the wind. Inside the Banner several images are shown¼¼first Sam Warhammer standing as the premier superstar in the HWA roster¼¼then a younger looking David Allan standing in the ring beside his dirty deed stablemates a smug look on his face, Warhammer stands next to him, arms folded. Finally scene of a , once again younger looking Jon Apsey as he stands at the top of the ramp an inexperienced rookie but receiving a huge ovation from the fans.)
(Now the Images change to more recent images¼¼.Warhammer signing for the CWF¼¼a brace on his knee¼¼.bloodshot eyes¼¼.his pre-debut vignettes¼¼.his utter destruction of Kevin Kirkland and ending with him standing in the centre of the ring¼¼eyes blazing¼¼, The scenes move to David Allan, now flying on his own with no stablemates as he nails his million to one¼¼.He slams the door in the face of a cameraman after an interview¼¼.He and mulrooney clear a ring and finally Dave stands atop the entrance ramp¼¼the fans booing the roof off the place as he smirks evilly. Apsey is shown next¼¼first winning the peoples title with his blade runner¼¼..then standing in the centre of the ring with SCAR¼¼the fans surrounding it in a huge sea of flesh as the stable deliver a message to the networks¼¼.next Apsey is shown diving through a sea of security guards holding him back from getting to the president of the CWF¼¼finally Apsey is shown standing in the ring, a chair held high over his head as the entire Hellrazors stable, not to mention a horde of referees lay bloody and unconscious at his feet.)
(This scene slides to one side as the final images of the other two men slide in beside it. ""Blind"" by Korn continues to play, the scenes fade and the attack on Apsey by Warhammer is shown, the pipe shots, the slam into the dumpster, the head through the windscreen and Warhammer’’s shadow over a crumpled bloody Apsey.)
(As Apsey is shown being taken away in an ambulance, a guitar is added to the music and scenes of the next week is shown¼¼Warhammer and Allan as reluctant partners¼¼.then Allan and Warhammer arguing heatedly in the centre of the ring¼¼Warhammer and Allan trading punches, Warhammers wife booting him square in the face and his shocked expression afterwards.)
(The next weeks action begins to play as the music becomes more violent, a loud bass guitar is added as Warhammer Warhammer drivers Allan ¼¼and again, and again¼¼Finally Warhammer’’s wife slaps the taste out of his mouth and the music explodes)
******ARE YOU REAAADDDDYYYYYYYYYYY??????????????***********
(The music erupts and the scenes get more and more violent and move by faster in quick succession..first Apsey sprints to the ring and goes hand to hand with Warhammer, punch after punch after punch¼¼ Apsey nails Allan with a chair shot Apsey nails Warhammer with a chair shot Warhammer Warhammer Drivers Apsey onto the concrete Warhammer uses his mallet to smash through a door Allan Waylays Warhammer with a chair Allan floors Apsey with a crutch Warhammer spears Apsey through a wall Apsey leaps over the top rope onto Warhammer Allan locks in the figure four on Warhammer Warhammer floors Apsey with his Hammer Apsey floors Allan with a trash can Allan fires a nail gun into Apsey’’s forearm Warhammer practically snaps a chair over Allans head Allan nails the million to one on Apsey Apsey quickfire DDT’’s allan Warhammer holds Apsey’’s people title belt high over his head Allan holds Allans wife close to him Apsey stares down both men, bloody but seethingly intense.)
(The music fades and the three men are shown again, as the miage disappears the crowd are deafening)
Matt Murdock: This, folks, is sure to be a history maker¼¼the hate between these men is unparalleled. Eric Masterson: In the ring you will soon have three of the greatest competitors ever to step into a CWF ring¼¼You have in Sam Warhammer, one of the greats of wrestling, a man who has beaten just about everyone and held just about every title that matters.
Vanessa McLure: DON’’T forget Dave Allan, one of the most accomplished technical wrestlers in CWF history and obviously THE smartest
Matt Murdock: AND OF COURSE¼¼..The champion¼¼one Jackknife Jon Apsey, possibly the fastest rising rookie in history, He’’s beaten legends, he is impossibly charismatic and is without a doubt¼¼.one of the biggest fan favourites in the world today
Eric Masterson: And he has found himself in the middle of one hell of a feud¼¼this is gonna be great! Matt Murdock: so without further ado¼¼it looks like Christopher Spracher is about ready to begin. Christopher Spracher: Our MAIN EVENT FOR TONIGHT¼¼..WILL BE THE FATAL THREEWAY MATCH FOR THE CWF PEOPLES TITLE!!!!!
(The fans explode¼¼the whole arena is pumped for the match)
Christopher Spracher: THE FIRST PARTICIPANT¼¼.He is a man who holds an unrivalled resume of destruction across dozens of federations across America. He is a man who is damn near a living legend¼¼.the ""Man""¼¼the War Machine¼¼.The Maelstrom Ladies and Gentlemen it is my pleasure to introduce SAM¼¼¼¼WARRHHAMMMEEERRRRR!!!!
(The Champ-a-tron, fades to black as it was showing the crowd, suddenly the site of an old Style European city is seen, the world is wonderful, the fly by shot, continues on for several seconds, Then Violent air raid sirens begin screeching as a massive shadow falls over the city, soon the screen is in complete blackness as well as the arena, red emergency lights start flashing, as a bomb goes off on the screen and a mushroom cloud appears...
****Witches gather at black masses****
****Bodies burning in red ashes ****
****On the hill the church in ruin. ****
****Is the scene of evil doings ****
(The cloud recedes to show the mass of rubble and destruction that was once this beautiful metropolis........)
****It's a place for all black sinners****
****Watch them eating dead rats' inners. ****
****I guess it's the same, ****
****where ever you may go ****
(A red flag flies across the screen with a white circle and a black Scottish warhammer, which gives way to the underbelly of and treads of a tank that rolls across the screen. Then Ozzy makes his infactic proclaimation....)
****OH LORD YEAH****
(Sam Warhammer appears at the top of the ramp, bursting through the red and black entrance curtains¼¼he stands like a magnificent statue in his orange and red attire, his eyes soley focused on the ring, his mouth drooling water as his teeth are clenched in a vicious snarl. The water runs down his barrel chest and drip from his studded belt. Warhammers hands are clenched into fists already and by the time he reaches the ring, he is visibly shaking with rage)
Matt Murdock: MY GOD¼¼.Warhammer looks ready for this match. Christopher Spracher: AND HIS OPPONENT¼¼..WEIGHING IN AT 183 POUNDS AND HAILING FROM ONTARIO CANADA¼¼.HE IS THE GREATEST TECHNICAL WRESTLER IN THE WORLD TODAY¼¼.THE MAN OF A THOUSAND GIMMICKS¼¼.LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..I GIVE YOU THE PUNK ASS¼¼DAVID..ALLLAAAANNNNNNNN
(Dirty Deeds done Cheap hits and the fans erupt in a huge chorus of Boo’’s. Allans smirking face is shown on the Champ-tron from several different angles, followed by several pictures of his various gimmicks)
Eric Masterson: OOOHHH wow¼¼that music has set Sam right off and The War Machine is pacing around like a maniac
(A mass boo flows over the audience as David Allan appears, one of his hands drags back behind the curtain¼¼Warhammer stomps irately as his wife, Heather appears holding Allans hand¼¼the two hug on top of the stage as Dave stares directly into Warhammers eyes)
Matt Murdock: Its taking 4 officials to keep the War machine from getting to Allan right now¼¼I think Warhammers pupils are on fire
(Allan kisses his valet sending Warhammer into another fit of rage¼¼Then he slowly slowly begins to walk down the ramp)
you're havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do Pick up the phone,
I'm always home Call me anytime,
just ring, 362 436 oh I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
(Warhammer is visibly shaking as Allan moves down the ramp, agonisingly slow¼¼He stands at the bottom of the ring and stares straight into his opponents eyes once again)
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart He's double dealing, with your best friend
That's where the teardrops start
Pick up the phone,
I'm here alone Or make a social call Come right in,
forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
(Allan suddenly rushes the ring and The officials holding Sam back scatter to get out of the way¼¼the fans actually give a small pop as the men meet¼¼the right hands are flying free now as they throw each one with a vengeance)
Matt Murdock: Warhammer with a punch¼¼now Allan¼¼back and forth..back and forth¼¼ Eric Masterson: Allan gains advantage with a boot to the gut¼¼He drives two forearms to Warhammers back¼¼
Vanessa McLure: And the fans explode with Warhammers comeback clothesline, knocking the sense out of David Allan¼¼.and unfortunately¼¼there’’s only the champ to arrive
Fans: ap-sey ap-sey ap-sey
Matt Murdock: The two men continue to go at it as the fans begin to chant
Fans: AP-SEY AP-SEY AP-SEY
Eric Masterson: Warhammer with a right hand..now Allan¼¼..back fighting toe to toe
Fans: AP-SEY!!!!! AP-SEY!!!! AP-SEY!!!!!
Matt Murdock: Warhammer goes down this time¼¼.Allan with the stomps
Matt Murdock: It can only be a matter of ti¼¼¼¼..
***********HOW LONG???? NOT LONG!!!!!!!!!!!*********
(Every fan in the entire arena leaps to their feet¼¼.a huge ovation takes hold)
Matt Murdock: HERE WE GO!!!!!!
**********COS WHAT YOU REAP!!!!!!!! IS WHAT YOU SEW!!!!!********
(The fans explode and Warhammer and Allan both freeze, turning to face the ramp)
Matt Murdock: MY GOD!!!..I HAVE NEVER HEARD AN OVATION LIKE THIS ONE..BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!!!!
(Wake up by Rage against the machine hits and the fans roar is absolutely deafening, Warhammer assumes a fighting stance facing the entrance curtains¼¼Allan staggers to his feet in the background and fas the first lyrics hit¼¼.it finally happens)
Altho ya try to discredit Ya still neva edit
The needle I will thread it
Radically poetic
Standin wit the fury that we had in 66 And like e-double im mad,
still knee deep in the systems shit
Hoover he was a body remover
Ill give ya a dose but it will neva come close to the rage built up inside of me
Fist in the air in the land of hypocracy
(Jon Apsey comes bursting from the entrance curtains at full sprint, he throws a water bottle into the crowd and torpedoes under the bottom rope into the ring, as Warhammer swings he spits a mouthful of water into his face and, ducking under the right hook, Apsey absolutely clobbers Allan with a right hand)
Matt Murdock: THE PEOPLES CHAMPION IS HERE AND READY TO FIGHT¼¼.APSEY SPINS AND DIRVEZS RIGHT HOOKS INTO THE BLINDED WARHAMMER¼¼WHAT A RIGHT HOOK AND WARHAMMER GOES DOWN!!! THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE
Vanessa McLure: Allan tries a forearm from behind but Apsey dodges and catches the arm, throwing him into the ropes and flooring him with a jumping high boot.
Eric Masterson: APSEY IS PISSED!!!! Warhammer has now cleared his eyes and drives a boot into Apseys gut, dropping him to one knee¼¼Apsey is thrown into the ropes but ducks Warhammers return elbow and hits the ropes on the opposite side of the ring.
Matt Murdock: Apsey slides through warhammers legs and BASEBALL SLIDES THE LEGS OUT FROM UNDER DAVID ALLAN!!!!
Eric Masterson: Jon Apsey is in incredible form¼¼.He’’s up and firing off at Sam Warhammer again¼¼one, two, three right hands, Sam is staggered¼¼Apsey off the ropes and MY GOD! WHAT A BOOT FROM SAM WARHAMMER..Apsey went down HARD!
Vanessa McLure: that’’s more like it¼¼Warhammer stomps away on the rebel with a fury¼¼Allan joins him and the two men wail away on the rebel¼¼Apsey is dragged up to his feet and thrown into the ropes¼¼double clothesline???
Vanessa McLure: Allan shoves Warhammer back a couple of steps and starts to stomp away on the Jackknife, hard boots to the head, keeping him grounded, eroding all that early momentum.
Matt Murdock: But Warhammer steps in and throws Allan backwards across the ring. Sam drops a huge leaping boot into the lowerback of the ultimate fan favourite and Apsey goes down hard.
Eric Masterson: Apsey is rolling slowly on to his back but Warhammer and Allan have just got aware of each others presence AND HERE WE GO AGAIN!
Vanessa McLure: These two are at it again, left hand from Allan, a right from Warhammer¼¼and the fans are going wild as Warhammer starts to gain ground¼¼Allan shoved in to the ropes, he tries to reverse but the sheer power of Warhammer prevents it¼¼Allan slung across the ring¼¼.straight into a clothesline from a dizzy Jon Apsey¼¼.
Matt Murdock: Apsey staggers across the ring and hammers two right hands into the face of Warhammer before Sam gains the advantage with a boot to the gut¼¼Warhammer with a suplex attempt¼¼Apsey landed on his feet¼¼.BACK ELBOW FROM WARHAMMER SENDS APSEY TO THE MAT ONCE AGAIN¼¼He almost killed the rebel with that one¼¼Warhammer turns, maybe to make a pin Eric Masterson: He picks Apsey up and nails a running powerslam driving all that crucial oxygen out of Apsey’’s system¼¼CHOP BLOCK FROM BEHIND!!! ALLAN JUST TARGETED THAT INJURED KNEE OF SAM WARHAMMER
Vanessa McLure: hahahahaaa""!!! that is why Allan is going to win this match!
Matt Murdock: Allan takes control, he slams a boot into Apsey, then to Warhammer who is clutching that knee and using the ropes to stand¼¼Allan sprints across the ring and nails Apsey with another boot¼¼Across the ring again to slam a boot into Warhammer, and another..and another,
Eric Masterson: Apsey charges from behind and Allan catches him using his own speed to throw the rebel high over the ropes onto the floor on the outside¼¼Allan continues to work over the knee¼¼.He;’’s leaping off the middle rope now to drop pinpoint knee drops right onto the knee-cap of Sam the Man Warhammer¼¼.The referee is telling Allan to back off but he wont¼¼.
Matt Murdock: Allan isn’’t letting up¼¼Warhammers face is a grimace of pain¼¼.the ref is trying to pull Allan off but damnit¼¼he isn’’t budging
Eric Masterson: The ref just counted to 5¼¼.A;llan isn’t stopping, he is destroying the knee of his opponent¼¼there goes the brace!
Vanessa McLure: I think the ref is going to call for the bell¼¼.I THINK ALLAN IS GOING TO BE DISQUALIFIED!¼¼..
Matt Murdock: MILLION TO ONE!!!!!! MILLION TO ONE ON A REFEREE!!!!! HE CANT DO THAT!!!
Eric Masterson: I think he just did¼¼Allan was never dq’’d and I guess the match continues, Apsey is up now and marching around the ring¼¼hes out near us¼¼what did he just say?
Matt Murdock: I think it was ""fuck this""
Vanessa McLure: he just picked up a chair!!!¼¼Apsey slides into the ring, hes behind Alan, he raises the chair high just as Dave turns APSEY TO ALLAN¼¼APSEY JUST BENT A CHAIR OVER DAVID ALLAN HEAD!!!! WHAT A NOISE!!! JESUS!!!!
Eric Masterson: Apsey throws the chair out of the ring¼¼theres a cover¼¼.1¼¼.2¼¼..3 Matt Murdock: 4¼¼5¼¼.6¼¼. Theres no referee!¼¼.come on!¼¼.the fans have counted to twelve!
Vanessa McLure:¼¼heres a referee¼¼¼¼.hes in the ring ¼¼.1¼¼..2¼¼¼¼ WARHAMMER BREAKS THE PIN! He’’s up and limping towards Apsey now¼¼theres one knee to face¼¼and another¼¼kneelift sends Apsey to the floor and the rebel rolls back wards, using the ropes to stand, Allan still hasn’’t moved.
Matt Murdock: Apsey slings a right hook back at Warhammer but drops to one knee from the return uppercut¼¼the War Machine is NOT going to be out brawled here.
Eric Masterson: Apsey is picked up and scoop slammed into the centre of the ring¼¼Warhammer off the ropes and lands a leg drop¼¼theres a pin..1¼¼.2¼¼Apsey kicks out
Matt Murdock: Allan is still down and barely breathing as Warhammer hits the ropes again¼¼knee drop..Apsey moved and Warhammer injured himself farther!¼¼.Apsey is up, Warhammer moves towards him, the two are brawling now¼¼Apsey ducks a Warhammer right hand and delivers a reverse DDt that saw both men go almost vertical¼¼incredible technique here from the young British Wavemaker¼¼.Theres a pin¼¼1¼¼.2¼¼Warhammer Kicks out and this match is still keeping that incredible pace¼¼Apsey off the ropes, low dropkick to the face of Sam Warhammer, he hits the ropes again and Warhammer stands tall, throwing Apsey AT LEAST 11 FEET IN THE AIR¼¼WHAT A FLAPJACK¼¼.THE REBELS RIBS COULD BE CRUSHED WITH THAT IMPACT.
Eric Masterson: Warhammer is frighteningly powerful¼¼.He picks Apsey up and lifts him into the air again¼¼.gorilla press¼¼CHOP BLOCK FROM ALLAN..WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM¼¼.WARHAMMERS KNEE GIVES WAY AND APSEY LANDS ON TOP OF HIM¼¼.THERES A COVER..1¼¼2¼¼.ALLAN BREAKS THE PIN¼¼ Matt Murdock: Allan is insane with anger¼¼.snap suplex tpo Jon apsey¼¼..
Eric Masteron: HE HELD ON¼¼SNAP SUPLEX!!! AGAIN!!!
Vanessa McLure: ALLAN WITH A THIRD!!!!! SNAP SUPLEX! HE HOLDS ON AGAIN???
Matt Murdock: Apsey blocks¼¼he spins out into an armbar¼¼drags Allan in..RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP FROM THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE!!!
Eric Masterson: Apsey rolls over into the pin¼¼1¼¼.2¼¼.NO! Allan kicks out!¼¼.Apsey stands painfully and turns to see Warhammer charge him¼¼.SPEAR!!
Vanessa McLure: APSEY DODGED AND THREW WARHAMMER INTO THAT REFEREE!!! DAMNIT! THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
Matt Murdock: there goes another referee!¼¼.Apsey and Warhammer are going atg it now¼¼Apsey with a right hand to Warhammer¼¼Warhammer to Apsey¼¼Apsey¼¼ Warhammer¼¼Apsey¼¼Warhammer¼¼..
Eric Masterson: Allans up¼¼.right hand to Apsey
Matt Murdock: Apsey with a right hand to Warhammer
Eric Masterson: Warhammer to Allan¼¼
Vanesaa McLure: Allan to Apsey¼¼it’’s a triangle¼¼
Matt Murdock: heres another referee!¼¼..ALL THREE MEN WITH A RGHT HOOK TO THE REF¼¼.THEY CRUSHED THE POOR GUYS SKULL!
Matt Murdock: this is getting out of hand¼¼Apsey swings for Warhammer but Sam ducks and hooks in a waistlock..he shoves him across the ring towards Allan but Apsey manouvres around Allans shot and gets up close..BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX¼¼.
Eric Masterson: Allan goes down hard! Apsey stands¼¼.SPEAR FROM WARHAMMER¼¼.Apsey finds Sam on top of him hammering hamfisted right hands into his face
Vanessa McLure: lets see how Apseys pretty boy face looks after this assault¼¼Warhammer stands but Allan has that chair!¼¼¼¼WHAT A SHOT!!!
Eric Masterson: This time it is Allan with the chair shot¼¼theres no referee so I guess its legal¼¼.Warhammer falls through the second and bottom rope to the outside¼¼Allan and Apsey are left in the ring, Allan is stalking Apsey with that chair¼¼.the fans are screaming at their champion to turn around!
Matt Murdock: Apsey turns and allan swings¼¼..But the rebel saw it coming, he catches Allans left arm, the chair drops to the floor as Apsey wrenches on the arm¼¼he steps into a headlock
Vanessa McLure: Allan looks for a way out¼¼.And finds it, showing the rebel forwards and locking in a hammerlock
Eric Masterson: Apsey counters by adjusting Daves grip and stepping backwards¼¼dragon sleeper by Apsey.
Matt Murdock: Allan adjusts the hold this time and snapmares Jon Apsey onto the mat at his feet¼¼
Eric Masterson: Apsey with a martial arts kickflip, landing on his feet and slinging Allan into the ropes¼¼..
Matt Murdock: Apsey with the drop toe hold, allan down onto the mat¼¼..
Vanessa McLure: Apsey follows up with an elbow drop but Allan moves and Apsey hits nothing¼¼.
Matt Murdock: Allan rolls across the ring and the two men are back to their feet¼¼.the fans are going crazy at this incredible show of technical wrestling¼¼.
Eric Masterson: Warhammer is sitting up on the outside now and seems to be re-applying the kneebrace¼¼.he looks mad!
Vanessa McLure: The two men lock up again, Apsey spins around into a waistlock, Allan breaks it and spins, locking in a waistlock of his own..Apsey spins all the way around and Allan ducks the attacks, Allan now holds Jon in a front waistlock
Eric Masterson: CHIN breaker!...Apsey leaps high in the air and drives Allans face directly into his knee¼¼.Allan staggers back as Apsey charges but the rebel gets hot shotted across the ropes as Allan performs a modified flapjack and pushes Apseys throat down onto the top rope with all his might.
Vanessa McLure: Allan into the ropes and Apsey throws Allan staright through them, onto the outside¼¼just like Allan did to Apsey early in this match.
Vanessa McLure: Apsey staggers to his feet now and See’’s Allan on the outside, Apsey takes the top rope in both hands and leans back just as Allan stands¼¼.Apsey leaps into the air and the ropes catapult him, feet first into Allans face¼¼.I think I saw a tooth go there¼¼.
Eric Masterson:Allan got sent back from the sheer impact of those boots and he is now sprawled across the Spanish announce table¼¼.Apsey is on his back in the ring now¼¼.but I think he just saw where Dave is laying¼¼.he rolls onto his stomach anhd stands¼¼¼¼Apseys¼¼Apsey is moving to the turnbuckles¼¼oh no!
Matt Murdock: Apsey is up on the top turnbuckle¼¼whats he thinking here¼¼.the fans are on their feet¼¼¼¼.Apsey wouldn’’t¼¼.he would!!!!
Eric Masterson: APSEY INTO THE AIR¼¼.OH MY GOD APSEY IS SO HIGH, HE LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TOWARDS ALLAN ON THE TABLE, A GOOD 15 FEET BELOW
Vanessa McLure: SWEET SASSY MOLASSE!!!!!!!!!!! WARHAMMER WITH A CHAIR!!!!! WARHAMMER WITH A CHAIR!!!!!! SAM WARHAMMER JUST KNOCKED JON APSEY OUT OF MIDAIR WITH THE DAMNDEST CHAIR SHOT I EVER HAVE SEEN¼¼¼¼¼¼..SWEET JESUS!!!!!!!!!
Matt Murdock: OH GOD!!! I think Apsey is going to need medical attention¼¼.fast!¼¼
Vanessa McLure: The fans are deafening¼¼every one is on their damn feet¼¼I just cannot believe it! Apsey may be dead!
Eric Masterson: Warhammer has that brace back on¼¼but he is sti;ll finding difficulty in walking¼¼he drags Allan to his feet and rams him, shoulder first into those steps¼¼.brutal!
Matt Murdock: Warhammer stomps on Apsey, who I might add is now bleeding profusely from a huge cut over his left eye¼¼.Warhammer is rummaging under the ring¼¼he pulls out a table, and an assortment of ""goodies"" slide out too, they were resting on the wood.
Eric Masterson: Warhammer with a road sign¼¼straight into the face of Allan who practically does a backflip over the steps¼¼Warhammer is a monster¼¼he stalks Dave around the ring, Allan is trying to get to his feet¼¼OOOOOOOHHHHHHH He drove the very edge of the triangular sign right between the eyes of Allan¼¼He drags him to his feet and hoists him onto his shoulder throwing him face first onto the crowd control barrier¼¼that’’s a metal barrier for the love of god¼¼solid steel!
Vanessa McLure: Allan is in trouble¼¼Warhammer with hard..HARD stomps¼¼.and he has the nail gun!..WARHAMMER HAS THE NAIL GUN!!! Allan dodged the first shot and holy hell it was aimed right at Allans face!
Eric Masterson: The look on Allans face! Warhammer with another kick and Allan catches the leg¼¼.DRAGON LEG SCREW STRAIGHT INTO THE CROWD BARRIER¼¼..WHAT A COUNTER BY DAVID ALLAN!
Vanessa McLure: thank god¼¼Sam was actually trying to put Allan down¼¼for good!
Eric Masterson: I think Allans bust open from that drop onto the metal barrier¼¼.he’’s seen his own blood and hes gone wild!
Vanessa McLure: Allan stomping away,..he has that road sign¼¼..WHAT A SHOT TO THE KNEE¼¼.NOW A SHOT TO CHEST..THE KNEE¼¼THE FACE¼¼
Eric Masterson: Allan is hitting Warhammer again and again and again!¼¼.AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!! DAVID ALLAN IS A MAN POSSESSED!
Matt Murdock: SOMEONE STOP THIS¼¼WARHAMMERS BARELY MOVING¼¼ ALLAN IS SCREAMING AT HIM AND STILL WAILING AWAY WITH THAT NOW ALMOST BENT TWICE IN HALF ROADSIGN¼¼..DAVID ALLAN IS SICK! THAT HAS TO BE AT LEAST 12 SHOTS NOW!
Vanessa McLure: Apsey is crawling to his feet and Allan sees him¼¼David charges towards him¼¼. sign held high..oh god no!
Eric Masterson: Allan leaps off of the steps towards Apsey, aiming to smash that sign on his back
Matt Murdock: ¼¼BUT APSEY EXPLODES UPWARDS¼¼¼¼HE CAUGHT HIM IN MID AIR¼¼SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE STEPS!!!! JON APSEY JUST SPINEBUSTERED DAVID ALLANS HEAD ONTO THOSE STEEL STEPS WITH ALL THE FORCE HE COULD MUSTER!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN¼¼¼¼MY GOD!!!!!
Eric Masterson: Look at the devestation¼¼everyone is down¼¼two of the men are bleeding horribly from the head¼¼.put your children to bed folks!
Matt Murdock: The fans are still on their feet¼¼this is one hell of a match!¼¼..heres another referee¼¼Warhammer is being asked if he can continue..that brace is now horribly mangled from the force of Dave Allans assault..Warhammer uses the referee to stand¼¼.WARHAMMER DRIVER!!! WHY THE HELL DID HE DO THAT???
Eric Masterson: I think Warhammer has evil intentions¼¼that’s the fourth referee of the match to go!
Matt Murdock: Warhammer limps over to Dave with that nail gun¼¼I Think he is gonna try again¼¼Warhammer holds it high in a kind of ceremony¼¼.BUT THE FANS GO WILD AS APSEY STEPS OVER ALLAN AND LAUNCHES A FURIOUS FLURRY OF RIGHT HANDS INTO THE FACE OF SAM WARHAMMER¼¼.Warhammer staggers backwards, Apseys fists are blurring with the sheer speed of these right hands¼¼
Matt Murdock: Apsey reels back and delivers one hell of a right cross to the chin of Sam Warhammer who goes down but is quickly up to one knee and taking control with a right hand to the gut¼¼Apsey folds over and Warhammer throws him into the apron¼¼Sam takes a breath and then charges at Apsey throwing his entire weight into on shoulder charge
Vanessa McLure:¼¼which APSEY AVOIDS¼¼THE THROWS WARHAMMER RIGHT INTO THE SOLID RINGPOST¼¼WARHAMMER IS DOWN¼¼Apsey cant capitalise however because David Allan appears from behind and throws him into the crowd over that barrier¼¼Allan and Warhammer¼¼.
Matt Murdock: Allan already has a crimson mask as he begins to wail away on Sam Warhammer¼¼brutal stomps, Warhammer is trying to stand as Allan begins to drag him up the ramp¼¼he has a headlock locked in and every time Warhammer fights back a quick knee to the gut stops hi momentum¼¼.Allan and Warhammer brawling up the ramp¼¼They spin around¼¼BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE RAMP BY SAM WARHAMMER!
Vanessa McLure: Allan is dragged to his feet in roughly the middle of the ramp, He is hoisted up for a scoop slam but Allan slips off the other side and pulls Warhammer back for the Million to One¼¼But Sammy escapes with a knee to the face..He lifts an arm high and drives a huge forearm across Daves back¼¼and Another¼¼he goes for three but
Matt Murdock: Apsey comes out of the crowd and nails Warhammer with a popcorn vendors tray!¼¼.Apsey stands on the railings between the ramp and the fans and raises a hand high, blood running down his face¼¼the crowd salute him back with huge choruses of cheers¼¼.
Vanessa McLure: I hope he falls off
Eric Masterson: He may do just that as Warhammer grabs him from behind and lifts him into position for a crucifix powerbomb¼¼Apsey is shaking his legs wildly to escape..and does as he drops down to Warhammers feet
Vanessa McLure: Apsey with a boot to the gut
Eric Masterson: Apsey with a QUICKFIRE DDT ON THE METAL RAMP! Vanessa McLure: Apsey turns and grabs Allan¼¼he catches him as he sprints in and sidesteps the bloody man, Locking in a reverse DDT position and lifting Allan vertical, like a reverse suplex¼¼but spinning him at the last moment and powering him down into one of the most bonecracking back breakers I have ever seen in my life.
Matt Murdock: But there is STILL no ref to count¼¼I think almost our entire referee roster has been taken out during this match!¼¼.Apsey just set up and open chair¼¼and leaps off it to deliver a legdrop right across Allans throat¼¼still no ref to control this match
Eric Masterson: Apsey has Allan again in that reverse DDT position¼¼this time he’’s gonna try for a Spin Doctor¼¼.Apsey gets it..full rotation, he’’s under Allan now¼¼BUT DAVE IS STILL STANDING¼¼WHAT BALANCE..DAVID ALLAN SPITS BLOOD INTO THE AIR AND SCREAMS¼¼MILLION TO ONE THROUGH THE METAL CHAIR!!! MILLION TO ONE!!!!!!!!
Vanessa McLure: DID YOU SEE THAT?????? ALLAN COULD HAVE KILLED HIM¼¼A MODIFIED NECKBREAKER ACROSS THE SEAT OF THAT OPEN CHAIR¼¼IT CRUSHED, GIVING WAY TO THE MASSIVE IMPACT!
Eric Masterson: Allan signals to the tables on the floor to the side of the ramp¼¼.that’’s about 20 foot down¼¼The fans are deafening¼¼Apsey isn’t moving..im not sure he’’s breathing¼¼Allan is going to finish him off for good¼¼Allan leans over to pick up the fallen rebel but Warhammer steps in
Matt Murdock: Warhammer with a gutwrench¼¼ALLAN IS UP..ITS GONNA BE THE WARHAMMER DRIVER Vanessa McLure: BUT HE’’S RUNNING¼¼.TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE STAGE!!!¼¼¼¼¼¼ Matt Murdock: WARHAMMER AND ALLAN OFF THE STAGE¼¼WARHAMMER DRIVER OFF OF THE ENTRANCE STAGE!!!!!! WARHAMMER DRIVER¼¼20 FEET DOWN THROUGH THE REFRESHMENT TABLE¼¼¼¼OH SHIT!!!!!¼¼.OOOHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vanessa McLure: ¼¼.MY GOD¼¼THAT WAS THE MOST SCINTELLATING MOVE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE CAREER¼¼.WARHAMMER DRIVER!!!!!! DAVID ALLANS NECK MAY BE VERY WELL BROKEN AFTER THAT IMPACT¼¼..NO-ONE IS MOVING¼¼.APSEY IS LAYING IN THE CRUMPLED REMAINS OF A CHAIR AND ALLAN AND WARHAMMER ARE COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS IT THINK THIS MATCH IS OVER FOLKS¼¼THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY! APSEY AND ALLAN ARE BOTH BLEEDING PROFUSELY¼¼BOTH WEARING CRIMSON MASKS¼¼..WARHAMMER HAS AN ALMOST DEFINITELY BROKEN LEG!
(The fans begin to boo loudly as for some reason, President creeds music hits)
Matt Murdock: Creed must be about to stop this match¼¼.he’’s wearing a ref’’s shirt!!! CREED IS WEARING A REFS SHIRT!¼¼..
Eric Masterson: He is checking if Apsey is actually still breathing¼¼The rebel shoves Creed away and very VERY slowly gets to his feet..Apsey rolls to the edge of the stage and climbs down..only now seeing the full devestation left by that awesome piledriver¼¼.Warhammer is up to his feet now and Apsey stumbles over to him, a right hand from Apsey¼¼.Theres one from Warhammer¼¼.and another and Apsey goes down¼¼Warhammer begins to stomp away, David Allan still hasn’’t moved folks¼¼
Vanessa McLure: Creed is watching the two men, arms folded¼¼.i guess our new referee is going to let a lot slide here¼¼.Warhammer staggers back to the wreckage and grabs a fragmented piece of table¼¼Snapping it across Apseys head and watching as he slumps to the floor¼¼Warhammer picks the rebel up and whips him hard into the wall¼¼A horrible thud echoes all over the arena¼¼Warhammer continues the assault by Lifting Apsey up as if for a pancake but driving him face first into the roof of the tunnel which leads to the food court¼¼.Apsey drops to the ground again..WARHAMMER IS SCARY!
Matt Murdock: But he can barely walk¼¼he hops every so often¼¼Warhammer turns his back on the rebel to check on Allan again..when he turns back he recives a boot to the gut¼¼and another¼¼.Apsey fighting back!¼¼theres another¼¼oh god!¼¼Apsey grabs Warhammer by the neck and waist¼¼he runs him, bent over¼¼..THROUGH THE POPCORN MACHINE!!!!!!!
Eric Masterson: JON APSEY JUST RAN SAM WARHAMMERS HEAD, LITEREALLY THROUGH THE POPCORN MACHINE¼¼.THROUGH TWO PLATE GLASS WINDOWS AND A WHOLE LOT OF SCALDING HOT MATERIAL¼¼.WARHAMMERS LOWER BODY IS JUST PROTRUDING FROM OUT OF THE MACHINE¼¼THERES RAZOR SHARP SHATTERED GLASS EVERYWHERE¼¼.THIS IS UNBELIVEABLE¼¼AND I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION THAT DAVID ALLAN¼¼.DAVID ALLAN HAS STILL NOT MOVED SINCE THAT WARHAMMER DRIVER.
Vanessa McLure: Apsey is sitting on the floor, his back leaning against half of a table¼¼He’’s desperately struggling for breath..Blood now covers about 90 % of Jons clothing too¼¼.
Eric Masterson: ALLAN MOVED!¼¼ALLAN IS SITTING UP NOW FOLKS¼¼..APSEY SEES HIM
Matt Murdock: What is Apsey thinking? He’’s wheeling Warhammer’’s prone body around in that machine¼¼Apseys pushing it¼¼.he’’s running with that machine..and hes pushing it straight at Allan¼¼.
Eric Masterson: MAMA PYJAMA!!!!!! APSEY JUST RAN ALLAN DOWN WITH THAT HALF TON POPCORN MACHINE¼¼..WARHAMMER SLID OUT..MOMENTS BEFORE IMPACT..AND JON APSEY IS FLAT ON HIS STOMACH AGAIN, CATHCING HIS BREATH¼¼ALL THREE MEN CONCERNED IN THIS CONTEST ARE ABSOLUTELY EXHAUSTED
Matt Murdock: Apsey is up to his feet again and Warhammer is up at roughly the same time¼¼look at Warhammers body!¼¼he’’s cut in so many different places from that machine..Warhammer is bleeding from just about everywhere!
Eric Masterson: Apsey charges for Warhammer and attempts one of those high boots but The veteran War Machine steps under it and stands as straight as he can before POWERBOMBING THE KID THROUGH ANOTHER TABLE!¼¼SAM WARHAMMER IS THE PINNACLE OF DEVESTATION..THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO DESCRIBE THE SHEER PHYSICAL PRESENCE THIS MAN HERALDS¼¼EVEN NOW AS HE LAYS IN A HEAP ON THE FLOOR
Matt Murdock: Warhammer grabs Apsey as the two men slowly begin to brawl back towards the ring¼¼A trail of blood is being left across the ramp as they slowly make their way to the ring¼¼. Warhammer with a knee to the gut and Apsey rolls down the ramp¼¼Warhammer with a boot to the ribs and Apsey rolls a couple more feet towards the ring..Allan is slowly beginning to crawl out from the wreckage he is laying under..Apsey and Warhammer are at the bottom of the ring now¼¼Warhammer is having trouble standing and holding himself up with a pipe he finds under the ring¼¼He takes it of the floor and waylays the Voice of the people with it.. Apsey goes down hard
Vanessa McLure: Apsey is shoved back into the barricades at the corner¼¼Warhammer has that pipe again¼¼he stalks the rebel, Apseys head is down¼¼I think his eyes are closed
Matt Murdock: Warhammer raises the pipe but Apsey sends him to the floor with a boot to the knee¼¼Apsey is stomping away¼¼.He pulls out a whole range of goodies, a chair, a tray¼¼a kendo stick and a garbage can..throwing them each into the ring in turn and rolls Sam in.
Eric Masterson: Apsey rolls slowly into the ring too, using the ropes to help him stand¼¼Apsey with a tray shot across the back of Warhammer¼¼.Apsey drops to his knees and makes a pin¼¼.Creed counts¼¼1¼¼2..Warhammer kicks out.
Vanessa McLure: Apsey whips Warhammer to the corner¼¼that eye of Apseys is completely closed..i can see now¼¼Allan is very slowly staggering down the ramp towards the men¼¼he just fell¼¼.he is breathing very heavily and I still don’’t think he knows where he is
Matt Murdock: Apsey staggers over to Warhammer and starts to wail away with Hard right hands..
Vanessa McLure: But Warhammer powers out and once again Apsey feels a Warhammer Bomb¼¼this time right in the centre of the ring¼¼.theres a pin¼¼1¼¼2¼¼NO! Apsey kicked out¼¼Warhammer just shouted something at Creed but the ref shows his shirt to Sam and makes sure he knows who has the power.
Matt Murdock: Warhammer lays back ..both men are down in the ring once again¼¼.the fans haven’’t got any quieter since that Warhammer Driver¼¼.the noise is deafening¼¼and added to it are the chant
Fans: AP-SEY AP-SEY AP-SEY
Vanessa McLure: Both en stagger to their feet and meet in the centre of the ring¼¼they begin to trade punches¼¼.the pace builds..i cant belive this
Matt Murdock: There is no way these two can have THAT much energy¼¼Warhammer catches an arm and whips Apsey into the corner but gets countered and he himself hits the turnbuckle chest first¼¼.as he rebounds Apsey slips in from behind with a school boy roll up¼¼theres a pin..i think hes got it¼¼.
Vanessa McLure fans: 1¼¼2¼¼.WARHAMMER KICKS OUT!
Matt Murdock: Apsey off of the ropes¼¼he sprints at Warhammer..Warhammer ducks the clothesline and hits the ropes himself¼¼.APSEY DOES A BACKFLIP FROM THE RESULTING SHOULDER TACKLE!¼¼¼¼THAT’’S GOTTA BE IT¼¼1¼¼2¼¼NO! WHAT DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO DO TO PIN ONE OF THESE MEN???
Vanessa McLure: Warhammer shoves Apsey back into the corner¼¼theres blood all over the mat now¼¼Warhammer with piston-like rights and lefts into the gut of Apsey¼¼he hobbles across the ring and picks up that garbage can¼¼.Warhammer charges and Apsey gets the boot up¼¼driving it back into his face¼¼Warhammer doesn’’t go down though, he hops backwards across the ring
Matt Murdock: With great effort Apsey leans out of the corner and picks up a chair¼¼.HE SLAMS THAT CHAIR INTO WARHAMMERS FACE¼¼.VIA THAT GARBAGE CAN!¼¼..Apsey collapses¼¼.this is one of the greatest matches I have ever witnessed¼¼Allan looks to be unconscious on the ramp..Apsey and Warhammer are laying in crumpled heaps in the middle of the ring¼¼Jon crawls over to Sam and lays a hand across his chest¼¼..1¼¼2..NO!!!! Warhammer kicked out¼¼
Eric Masterson: Both men are up..Apsey locks in position for the Blade runner!..the fans are on their feet!..But Apsey cant lift him!
Vanessa McLure: Warhammer elbows his way out and shoves Apsey off, catching him on the return in position for the Warhammer Driver¼¼Apsey slips off the other side though
Eric Masterson: Warhammer grabs Apsey by the head and throws him across the ring into the turnbuckle¼¼.WHAT VELOCITY!
Vanessa McLure: Apsey is slumped over that turnbuckle¼¼Warhammer has chair¼¼..
Eric Masterson: Apsey is turning slowly¼¼Warhammer raises the chair Eric Masterson: APSEY DUCKED¼¼.APSEY DUCKS THE SWING..HERE IT COMES..BLADE RUNNER!!!! BLADE RUNNER JON APSEY HIT THE BLADE RUNNER!!!
Vanessa McLure: theres the pin¼¼1¼¼.2¼¼.3¼¼.WHAT?????? WARHAMMER KCIKED OUT OF THE BLADE RUNNER!!!! SAM WARHAMMER HAS KICKED OUT OF THE BLADE RUNNER!!!!!! I DON’’T BELIVE IT!!!!! I DON’’T THINK ANYONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE¼¼.APSEY IS IN SHOCK
Matt Murdock: I CANT BELIVE IT!!!..APSEY CANT BELIVE IT¼¼THE FANS CANT BELIVE IT¼¼SAM WARHAMMER JUST KICKED OUT OF APSEYS FINISHING MOVE!!!
Eric Masterson: Apsey and Warhammer are up at about the same time¼¼Apsey is arguing with Creed¼¼.Warhammer spins him around¼¼ WARHAMMER DRIVER!!! THE WARHAMMER DRIVER¼¼THERES A PIN..1¼¼2¼¼HEY WAIT¼¼.Apseys feet landed on the ropes so a cover wouldn’’t count, instinct there from Apsey¼¼.i don’’t think ANYONE can kick out of the Warhammer diver
Matt Murdock: Warhammer is irate!¼¼he’’s screaming at Creed who is smiling evilly¼¼ Warhammer picks a limp Apsey up by the hair
Vanessa McLure: Warhammer with a stalling vertical suplex¼¼.Apsey hits the mat hard¼¼
Eric Masterson: Warhammer with several boots to Apseys gut before he delivers a pendulem style backbreaker to floor the kid. Apsey is writhing in agony
Vanessa McLure: Warhammer is going to end it¼¼he lays that chair across Apseys face and slowly limps over to the corner.. Warhammer mounts it¼¼here comes the leg drop¼¼But Apsey runs across and sweeps his legs out, Apsey climbs the buckle and prepares for a superplex¼¼here we ..NO! Warhammer shoves him off, Apsey lands in the centre of the ring.
Matt Murdock: Warhammer leaps high into the air with an axehandle attempt¼¼CHAIR TO THE GUT FROM APSEY¼¼.WARHAMMER IS STUNNED¼¼APSEY WITH A BOOT TO THE GUT..HOW ARE THESE MEN STANDING¼¼APSEY PREPARES FOR A POWERBOMB?¼¼HE GUTWRENCHES WARHAMMER UP DIAGONAL FROM HIM IN THE AIR AND DROPS¼¼PEDIGREE ONTO THE CHAIR!!! A GUTWRENCH PEDIGREE¼¼AND INVERTED TOMBSTONE¼¼WHATEVER THE HELL THAT WAS¼¼¼¼.IT KNOCKED SAMMY OUT COLD¼¼1¼¼.2¼¼.3¼¼.APSEY DID IT¼¼JON APSEY HAS WON THE MATCH¼¼¼¼THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE DID IT!!!! MY GOD WHAT A MATCH!!!!
Vanessa McLure: WHAT A MATCH!!! Apsey cant even stand¼¼his entire front is just covered in blood¼¼Sam Warhammer lays face down unconscious, bloody, battered in the centre of the ring¼¼¼¼.David Allan passed out in the middle of the ramp¼¼..THIS IS PHENOMENAL¼¼.THE F
ANS ARE GIVING A STANDING OVATION TO THE EFFORT THESE MEN PUT IN¼¼..
***************HOW LONG???? NOT LONG!!!!**************
***************COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SEW!!!!!**********
(Creed holds Apseys hand and helps him to his feet as the bloody champs music hits and the belt is handed to him¼¼Apsey looks at Creed¼¼then the fans¼¼Then At creed again¼¼.then drags creeds violently towards him)
Matt Murdock: APSEY JUST FLOORED PRESIDENT CREED WITH THE BELT¼¼APSEY FLOORS CREED!!!
(Apsey slumps back into the corner..one hand feebly held high as Warhammer begins to stir, he fights to stand as the crowd goes silent.Warhammer grits his teeth and stands, even on his knee as he uses the ropes for leverage)
Matt Murdock: we are getting word this, this was Sam Warhammers last ever match. My god
(The announcement goes out and the fans are stunned into silence as Sam Warammer stands, bloody and beaten. Slowly..one man in the crowd begins to applaud)
(Then another and another, the noise slowly begins to grow as Warhammer looks out across the fans. Apsey watches in silence As Warhammer..now with a sizeable ovation limps over to the ropes and climbs out of the ring)
Matt Murdock: And it is Chris Porter and he has STAN, Porter just handed Sam his son, And Warhammer sits him on his muscular shoulder
(The ovation grows and grows as Apsey stands and drags Creed down to ringside. Apsey spins Warhammer around and Sam turns, putting his son gently on the floor behind him. Apsey and Warhammer stare each other out for a moment that seems to last a lifetime then suddenly)
Vanessa McLure: APSEY SAID SOMETHING TO WARHAMMER, DID SAM JUST SMILE??? APSEY SHOVES PRESIDENT CREED INTO THE WARMACHINE!!!... WARHAMMER DRIVER!!!!! ONE LAST WARHAMMER DRIVER AND ONTO THE PRESIDENT OF THE COMPANY NO-LESS!!!!
Matt Murdock: Apsey is applauding Sam. HES ACTUALLY APPLAUDING WARHAMMER.. IN FACT EVERYONE IS APPLAUDING WARHAMMER!!!
(A deafening Applause hits the stadium as the Warmachine picks up his son again and slowly begins to walk up the ramp...)
***OH LORD YEAH***
(War pigs hits and the entire arena explodes one last time for Sam Warhammer. he slowly makes his way up the ramp, stepping over an unconscious David Allan. Warhammer never looks back but the ovation is awe inspiring.even Jon Apsey is applauding Warhammer from the turnbuckle he is leaning on.)
Fans: WAR-HA-MMER WAR-HA-MMER WAR-HA-MMER!!!!!!!!
(Warhammer finally get to the top of the ramp and evcetually turns to see the ring one last time..he stands like a statue, unmoving as the chants and applause continue..and then in true proffesional fashion he turns and leaves, his head held high)
Fans: WAR-HA-MMER!!!!!!!! WAR-HA-MMER!!!!!!!! WAR-HA-MMER!!!!!!!!
Matt Murdock: ONE OF THE GREATEST MEN EVER TO GRACE THE SPORT.. EVERYONE IS ON THEIR FEET.I DON’’T DOUBT EVEN THE VIEWERS AT HOME..THIS IS THE FINAL SALUTE FOR A GREAT MAN..SAM WARHAMMER ,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
(Fades to black)...