
CWF Against All Odds
May 13, 2001
Vanessa McLure: Fans, welcome to this sold out arena, where we are presenting to you CWF Against All Odds. There, does that sound good enough for you, Matt Murdock?
Matt Murdock: Yes, thank you Vanessa McLure. The promo, as you saw before the show, asks what will happen as the entire CWF is against all odds. Well, I venture to say that Jon Apsey and Santiago Desante are against all odds, tonight they face CWF World Heavyweight Champion, Dave Allan.
Eric Masterson: We also have a Make Me Laugh match with Chuckles D. Clown and Billy Wild going at it. Lee Sharkstone will face Jimmy D for the Extreme Hardcore Title. In what will be a spectacular match, we will see Syn face Blacklung for the People`s Title. Blackbird 13 will fight SCAR once again, as he meets Lokust. The Hellrazors will be in action tonight too, as well as many other CWF superstars!
Matt Murdock: Let`s go ringside now for the first match!
Twinblade vs. The Outlaw Assassin
McLure: While
Mr. Masterson was spouting off at the mouth with his advertising
for a Pay Per View that you have obviously already ordered, both
these two idiots came down to the ring.
Masterson:..... And the match begins.
(Twinblade starts to punch Assassin , but Assassin blocks the
punches and
starts come back with his own.)
Murdock: What a match so far! Both men are not backing
down.
(Assassin runs into the ropes and goes for a closeline, but
twinblade ducks
and hit assassin with a super kick.)
Murdock: Assassin is out cold! What a kick!
Vanessa McLure: He just got lucky that's all.
(Twinblade goes for the cover. 1..2 kick out.)
Masterson: That was close! I thought Twinblade had it.
(Twinblade picks Assassin up and throws him into the corner.
Twinblade puts
Assassin on top of the turnbuckle. Twin goes up for a superplex,
but assassin
knocks him to the mat. Assassin then goes for a frog splash
and hits it.)
Masterson: That has to be it!
(1...2...kick out.)
Murdock: That was close!
(Assassin then picks up Twinblade and hits a ddt. He then
climbs the
turnbuckle and goes for a leg drop.)
Vanessa McLure: He messed! My god that really sucks.
(Twinblade gets up and so does assassin. Twinblade punches
Assassin and
throws into the turnbuckle. He puts on top of the buckle
and calls for the
Fatal Strike. He steps back and then does a superkick to Assassin
on the
turnbuckle which he falls out of the ring.)
Masterson: What a kick!
(1..2...3...4...5..6..7...8..9..10 Ding Ding)
Spratcher: And your winer by count out Twinblade!
Vanessa McLure: Wow, Twinblade won. Whoo hoo... big whoop.
Matt Murdock: Fans, as you no doubt know, Earache Brushoff has resigned as the President of the CWF. Now, we don`t know what that will mean for our future, but he has handpicked a replacement. The replacement, however, has no prior knowledge in running a federation, from what I have been told.
Eric Masterson: Earache Brushoff is nothing more than a liar, a cheat, a scumbag, and a sellout. He got a contract with the ACWF, and he just used the CWF for leverage. I hope he trips over his own stupidity. Earache Brushoff, whatever.
("Takin Care of Business" plays over the PA System as Earache Brushoff comes down to the ring, microphone in hand.)
Earache Brushoff: Wow! I had no idea I was so popular!
(Crowd boos.)
Earache Brushoff: This week, I`ve had about a hundred messages on my answering machine. I`ve talked with Livewire Ken Sparks and World Champion David Allan. Everyone is saying just one thing. I`ve sold out. Do you CWF fans really believe that to be true?
(Crowd cheers)
Earache Brushoff: Well then. I guess I AM a sellout. But I also guess that it won`t Matt Murdocker soon. See, I was offered a job as the VICE PRESIDENT of the Absolut Citron Wrestling Federation. The ACWF was the premier federation, back when the CWF featured stars like *Hic*Dead Drunk Dan Williams*hic* and ooooooh, I`m scared, Minister Massacre. Let`s not forget people like "Livewire" Ken Sparks. They all suck! Shocking, isn`t it!
(Earache pauses and smiles, as the entire crowd boos.)
Earache Brushoff: But, whatever. There are also some sellouts right here in your very own CWF. Among them, Dave Allan, SCAR, Blackbird 13, and Santiago Desante. They are all guys that the ACWF MADE. The CWF couldn`t survive on idiots like Mack Micheals, Kevin Kirkland, Gurrerro Azteca, all it`s other stupid "superstars". Come on, Chuckles D. Clown!? Get real! See. It`s like this. I am leaving this poor, rundown, no good federation for the ACWF, and there is not a damned thing anyone can do about it. I will take all the old ACWF talent with me too. In a months time, the CWF will be no more. Gone, kaput, finished. The ACWF will reign over this stupid federation, and I will laugh as people ask, "Why, Earache, Why?".
(Suddenly, "My Own Summer by the Deftones" blares over the PA system. Out comes Mack Micheals, who stands at the entryway.)
Mack Micheals: Pardon me, Brushoff, but just who the hell do you think you are?!
(Crowd cheers.)
Mack Micheals: See, I AM one of those stars that the CWF made, and I WILL come down there and kick your scrawny little, traitor ass!
(Crowd cheers again.)
Earache Brushoff: Mack, Mack, Mack, have you forgotten that you are a heel?
Mack Micheals: Earache, have you forgotten that you are an asshole!?!?!
(Crowd cheers loudly.)
Mack Micheals: I don`t need the fans support. They are only cheering for me because they hate you so much. They love to hate me, they just plain hate you. I AM one of the CWF stars that will be here forever, and you can count on that.
Earache Brushoff: Fine, so what!?! You and.. good ole Livewire can fight over the belt, I`m taking the ACWF stars with ME!
(Santiago Desante walks out of the entryway, next to Mack, to a huge pop.)
Santiago Desante: Well, Earache, I am a former ACWF World Champion, and while I am not sure whether or not I`ll be back, I`m not leaving the CWF. I`m NOT as in, I REFUSE to leave the CWF.
(Crowd cheers as Earache stammers.)
Earache Brushoff: I`m warning you.. I`ve still got some power... you have a title match.... watch yourself....
("Down Came A Blackbird" plays as Blackbird 13 comes out and stands with Mack and Desante.)
Blackbird 13: Earache, see this? The three of us will probably never like each other, but tonight, we are going to be closer than two hobos on one sandwich. The biggest mistake I ever made was bringing you into pro wrestling, Earache, and I`ll try to correct that mistake tonight. Now, I can`t promise I`ll stay in the CWF, in fact, I`ll probably go to the ACWF just to make your life miserable, BUT, tonight, I am one hundred and ten percent CWF. You, you are a traitor on enemy territory, and we`ll deal with you accordingly. Quote the whole CWF, Nevermore.
Santiago Desante: Brushoff... your time is up...
Mack Micheals: The CWF is going to thrive, and you, Earache, will be gone, from the CWF, the ACWF, everywhere, after tonight.
(The three men leave.)
Eric Masterson: WOW! Can you believe what we just heard!?!?
Matt Murdock: Uh.. let`s go backstage, where something is going on with Horrible Harry Hyde...
(Twinblade is shown leaving the arena. HHH comes over and nails him with a lead pipe. Harry Hyde then proceeds to dump a bag of tacks out on the ground, as he picks up Twinblade and executes a perfect Horrible Driver on Twinblade, right onto the tacks. HHH then gets up and walks away as the camera goes back to the announcers.)
Vanessa McLure: .... COOL! Harry Hyde for President! We need a CWF President right?!
Eric Masterson: Uh.. let`s go a special video prepared by Mack Micheals..
(The scene opens outside the arena Against All Odds is held at. In the upper right hand corner we see the words "Earlier Today" in white letters. We see Mack McMichaels surrounded by a group of children handing them AmEric Mastersonan flags.)
Mack: Now kiddies, remember raise these flags up when Homie G, Mikey P, and myself enter the arena tonight before out match in salute. Then when Nightmare comes out give them the middle finger. If you do this I'll give you all a free CWF shirt. Sound good?
Boy 1: Last time I saw a PPV and you handed out plastic Jesus dolls and told people to throw them at Santiago DeSante. You promised everyone free stuff if they did. Eveyrone three the dolls and nobody got anything.
Mack: Um.... They didn't have time to show me giving the goodies out.
Girl 1: Mack, my dad says your a liar. My dad says your a f*censored*king jerk. He tells if he ever sees me come home with a guy like you he'll lock me up in my room for years.
Mack: Your dad sleeps with other men.
Girl 1: (Screams)
Boy 2: Mack, is this the middle finger?
(Boy 2 gives the middle finger.)
Mack: Yes...
Boy 3: AmEric Mastersona sucks! I'm from Canada. I'm not waving this damn flag.
(Mack shoves the little boy out of the camera's view.)
Mack: Well, I gotta go my little Mackites.
Matt Murdock: Well... that was... um...
interesting I suppose...
The Hellrazors vs. The Nightmare
Vanessa McLure: Just shows how Mack tries to interact with children! I think he is a role model and a CWF icon! Alright, bring on the match!
(As Mark Anthony, Lifter, and Tech make their way to the ring a slew of middle fingers can be seen raised among the crowd.)
Matt Murdock: Damn that Mack! He should be banned from interacting with people before shows.
Vanessa McLure: Whatever... Here they come!
(The Hellrazors music hits and out come Mack, Mikey P, and Homie G. As Mack, Homie G, and Mikey P walk down to the ring we see several but not many AmEric Mastersonan Flags in the air. Vanessa McLure stands up waving an AmEric Mastersonan Flag.)
Matt Murdock: What are you doing?
Vanessa McLure: Paying my respects to our Icon
. Eric Masterson: Icon? I don't see Extreme Icon anywhere....
Matt Murdock: Sit down now! Your emberassing me.
Eric Masterson: You are embarassing me both.
Matt Murdock: The match begins!
(Ding Ding! The match starts and Mikey P locks up with Lifter. He scoops slams Lifter and just as he gets up, Earache Brushoff walks out.)
Earache Brushoff: No! This match will NOT happen, it`s that simple, stop the match, NOW!
(All six men look at Earache in bewilderment.)
Earache Brushoff: I was sitting in the back, Mack, and I decided that due to your...
(Mikey P rolls up Lifter in a small package. The ref makes the count and the Hellrazors win. Earache Brushoff starts yanking at his hair. Right at this time, Santiago Desante and Blackbird 13 come out. Brushoff sees them though, and makes a quick exit. They both follow him, as Mack celebrates his win. He then points towards the CWF-tron as the Hellrazors leave.)
(The screen opens with a Mack McMichaels standing in front of the AmEric Mastersonan Flag.)
Announcer: The following promo is paid for by Mack McMichaels.
Mack: Remember kids, the next time someone tells you there isn't an I in Team. Tell them they are right but that there is a Me in Team.
(The screen fades to black.)
Eric Masterson: How mean is that?!
Vanessa McLure: Good! Just what those little brats deserve!
Matt Murdock: Now let`s go to our next match, Lokust vs. Blackbird 13.
Lokust vs. Blackbird 13
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen hailing from Steilacoom, Washington. He weighs in at 6 foot 5, 265 pounds BLAAAACKBIRD 13!!!
(Down came a Blackbird by Lila starts to play as Blackbird appears on the rampway along with Nightfall shrouded by a cloud of smoke The fans boo loudly as he struts his way down to the ring shouting abuse at the nearby crowds. Once he reaches the ring, Nightfall waits patiently at ringside whilst Blackbird rolls into the ring he walks to the ropes and leans over it with both arms raised The fans dont cheer but he doesnt seem to care. His music begins to fade.)
Announcer: And his opponent Hailing from Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. Weighing in at 5 foot 10, 220 pounds He is a member of SCAR LOOOOOOKUST!!!!!
(The fans explode into cheers as Know your enemy by Rage Against the Machine bursts from the speakers and fills the ears of every fans. The outline of Lokust can be seen behind a sheet of a thick paper like substance can be seen performing martial arts moves. Suddenly as the main beat hits a spinning kick rips the sheet into as the popular rebel appears. He sprints down the rampway slapping hands with fans as he goes he hops onto the apron and flips over the ropes. Lokust runs jumps onto the turnbuckle and raises a fist to a respectable fan ovation.)
Masterton: And here we go Blackbird attemps to jump Lokust as hes on the turnbuckle but the Brazillian sumersaults clear over him landing on his feet. A dropkick to the back sends his opponent fasce first into the trubuckle, as Blackbird staggers backwards Lokust rolls him up into a school boy pin
Ref: 1..
Vanessa McLure: Not even a 1 count but this is only the start of the match. Lokust runs back in for the clothesline but Blackbird ducks and unleashes a flurry of punches BUT WAIT on the third or fourth blow Lokust blocked and fires back with a perfectly placed jab to the face. Lokust battling back now kick to the stomach, whips Blackbird into the ropes goes for the dropkick but
Murdock: HAHA! Blackbird held onto the ropes and Lokust lands hard on his back! Veteran manuevere there! Blackbird hooks a leg trying to set Lokust up for a figure four leg lock Lokust pulls him in punching for his life now and uses his free foot to shove his opponent back into the ropes. Both men back to there feet, as Blackbird runs in ONLY TO GET CAUGHT BY A SUPERKICK TO THE CHIN. Lokust runs for the ropes and ASAI MOONSAULT! Lokust goes for a pin.
Ref: 1 2
Vanessa McLure: Itll take more than that to put away a competator like Blackbird! Blackbird rolls away and manages to duck a punch before landing a painful boot to the stomach, followed up nicely by a perfectly placed uppercut, and now a chop, and another backing Lokust into a corner
Murdock: OH MY! Those chops are turning the chest of the young Brazillian red! But wait, Lokust blows a chop fires back with a punch, another, now swinging him round and shoving Blackbird into the corner one two three knees to the chest Lokust leaps into the air and SLAMS his heel into the face of his opponent! Thats gotta hurt! Now the rebel climbing the turnbuckle as the fans get behind him and chantsd start to form. Lokust pummelling away the fans counting with him
Fans: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22
Masterton: When will the punching stop? Well I guess heres your answer Lokust looks like hes about to dismount the turnbuckle but NO! Drops into a hurricanrana! And now with Blackbird all set up Lokust climbs to the top rope Leaps high into the air and FROG SPLASH! That just HAS to be it but wait Nightfall has the ref distracted that should have been the end of this match. Lokust goes over to the apron and manages to get the ref back into the match but turns around to be cought in a fisherman suplex! Followed quickly by a leg drop and then a couple of stomps not allowing Lokust to stand up
Masterton: The ref manages to hold him off for a moment, Lokust to all fours but wait! Blackbird shoves the ref aside and kicks him hard into the ribcage. Lokust rolling in agony... Blackbird dragging him back to his feet by the hair and lifts him up for a piledriver and lands it perfectly snaps in a headlock, Lokust starting to fade that move REALLY took a lot out of him the ref lifts the arm, a sweat bead drips from the face of Lokust as his arm falls to the ground the arm is lifted again another drop to the ground the arm is lifted one last time It falls but no! stops only a few inches away from the floor the fans are starting to rumble here
Fans: LOKUST! LOKUST! LOKUST!Lokust starting to power back to his feet running on pure adrenaline now gets in an elbow to the gut, and again, shoves Blackbird into the ropes and OH MY! Flapjacks him throat first onto the ropes! Climbing the turnbuckle now waiting for Blackbird staggers around to be greeted by A TOP ROPE HEEL KICK! The fans are exploding! Lokust now goes for a pin
Ref: 1 2
Vanessa McLure: Blackbird rolls the pin over into a cradle
Ref: 1 2
Murdock: Kick out again great technical wrestling there by both men. Catching the arm from an attempted chop, armbar applied by Blackbird wrenching away at the shoulder joint the rebel rolls over then kicks back up, the fans are starting to get louder as Lokust fights back with thunderous left hand hooks to the side of the face pulls his arm free whip into the ropes, Lokust bend down for a back body drop but gets drilled with a DDT! Black bird now neeling atop Lokuswt and pummelling away with lefts and rights. Stands up and knee drops him right on the spine! Blackbird now in firm control lifts Lokust up and diamond cutters him back down! Buts hes not finished yet Whips the rebel into the ropes but Lokust flies back and goes for a scissors kick
Masterton: SWEET SASSY MELASSY! Blackbird ducked and the ref got cought instead! Hes out cold Lokust is trying to see if hes OK wait a minute Nightfall just handed Blackbird a chair! The ref is still down as Lokust is unaware of the weopon in the ring. Blackbird bangs the chair against the floor... Lokust hears the sound and turns around to find a steel piece of furniture on crash collision with his skull cracked over the head with a chair! DID YOU HEAR THE IMPACT OF THAT! The chair itself is dented but not nearly as much as the body of Lokust!
Vanessa McLure: Theres the pin as the ref finnaly comes to and begins to count
Ref: 1 2 3
Announcer: And the winner of this match BLACKBIRD!
(Blackbird grabs a mic.)
Blackbird 13: I guess I got your little Brazilian ass, didn`t I? See SCAR, I can play with chairs too. What do ya think, was that fair? Jon, I have a score to settle with you, and another dent to make in this chair....
(Blackbird starts to walk down the entryway. Earache Brushoff comes out and stands at the top of the entryway.)
Earache Brushoff: No way, you aren`t gonna be here anymore tonight, you used an illegal object, and you`re gone. Security!
(Security comes and takes Blackbird 13 off, although he tries to struggle free, he is handcuffed and it`s no use.)
Earache Brushoff: You`re gone. Who`s next?
(Earache leaves. The camera cuts to the back. We see Mack, Jimmy D, Mikey P, Homie G, and someone else all wearing Hellrazor shirts. The five men walk up to Lifter, Tech, and Mark Anthony and begin to attack them. Mack has a lead pipe and starts swining it at all three men. The man in the Hellrazor's shirt we've never seen before grabs Lifter and throws him into Dave Allan's dressing room door. The door opens up from the impact. Dave isn't inside the room. While Homie G, Mikey P, Jimmy D, and the new guy attack the members of Nightmare we see Mack enter Dave Allan's dressing room. Mack swings his lead pipe at the mirror in the dressing room and shatters it. About 20 security members are seen rushing the scene.)
Mack: Good job, Homie, Mikey, D, and Dan. People thought we went soft? F*censored* the people!
(The Hellrazors leave Lifter, Tech, and Mark Anthony lying on the ground unconcious.)
Matt Murdock: Whoever told Mack he was going soft should be smacked! Now its starting up all over again.
Vanessa McLure: Dan? Who is Dan?
Matt Murdock: That`s a good question, Vanessa McLure.... but right now we need to go to our next match....
Chuckles D. Clown vs. Billy Wild - Make Me Laugh Match
Eric Masterson: Now we are set for the fisr EVER MAKE ME LAUGH MATCH!!!
Matt Murdock: this should be funny as hell as Billy Wild of SCAR takes on Chuckles D Clown in this first of a kind match.
Vanessa McLure: Well I'll have you know that no one is as funny as Chucks is....damn that is a funny clown.
Eric Masterson: Now we are set for Chuckles entrance..
(Send in the clowns by Judy Collins begins to play as Chuckles and Sideshow Joe make their entrance...)
Matt Murdock: I hate clowns..
Vanessa McLure: Shutup Matt Murdock and give Chuckles his respect
Matt Murdock: ...he is a clown....
Eric Masterson: Look at his, he just sprayed a poor kid in the audience with that fake flower
Vanessa McLure: SEE!! AHAHA!! That was so funny.
Eric Masterson: Allright we are set for Billy Wild entrance.
(Gurilla Radio begins to play but is suddenly cut off)
Eric Masterson: What the heck is going on.
(Suddenly "Scotland The Brave" begins to play as Wild emerges in full Scottish kilt and his face half painted blue..)
Matt Murdock: Its...its.....its....Eric Masterson: ITS WILLIAM WILD!!!!!!! We haven't seen this since he first entered wrestling!!!!
(Wild picks up a mic)
Wild: I am WILLIAM WILD!!!
Matt Murdock: Can't be, William Wild was 7 feet tall
Vanessa McLure: Don't encourage him.
Wild: Ay and if he where here he would beat Chucky with large asparagus from his eyes and flying monkeys from his arse!!!!! I am William Wild!!! And I see before me a whole audience bored to death by Chucky and friends over there. Will you laugh? Ay laugh today and you will lose....but sitting on youur toilets moments from now, we you give all the time from here to there for THIS ONCE CHANCE!!! JUST ONE CHANCE to tell our enemies, that they make take our laughter, but CLOWNS STILL SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eric Masterson: Listen to the WILDASS chants as Wild runs into the ring.
Matt Murdock: Chuckles was certianly not happy with Wild's speech as he goes after him with his spray bottle...Eric Masterson: But Wild pulls out from under his kilt.....A rubber chicken?
Vanessa McLure: NO!! Hes beating Chuckles with the rubber Chicken!!!!
Matt Murdock: But Chuckles gets him off with the Water from A fake flower trick!!!
Eric Masterson: But he stops and is offering an hand shake..Wild looks at him and at the crowd and no is is going to take the handshake.....Matt Murdock: No effect The handbuzzard has no effect. Chuckles is confused as Wild pulls his..ITS A FAKE HAND!!!!!! WOW the WILDASS IS BEATING CHUCKLES WITH A FAKE HAND!!!!!Eric Masterson: But BIG FLOPPY SHOE to the stomach of Wild and A Piledriver and Wild is down...
(Chuckles picks up a mic)
Chuckles: Allright Two sheephearding cats walk into a bar..One look at the other and says...These Sheep are making us look like a couple of Pus....
Eric Masterson: Wild cuts him off with a headbutt to the groin!!!
Vanessa McLure: HEY THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!! Wild just has no sense of humor
(Wild picks up a mic)
Wild: As a kid you where so ugly that they had to tie meat around you to get the dog to play with ya..ya bluenut jackoff!!!!
Eric Masterson: Chuckles is up and spears Wild down..He is kicking the crap outta him!!!!
Chuckles: Whats black and blue and is Inbred!!! TEXANS!!!!!
Matt Murdock: Wild pulls his feet out from under him...and Wild is on the top turnbuckle and MISSLE DROPKICK!!!! He goes and he has THE WALLS OF ASS!!!! WILD HAS THE WALLS OF ASS ON CHUCKLES!!!!!!
Eric Masterson: But Sideshow Joe is in the ring and is about to..No Wild ducks the spraybottleshot and knocks over Sideshow Joe and HE HAS THE WALLS OF ASS ON SIDESHOWJOE!!!!!
Vanessa McLure: BIG clothesline by my favorite clown takes the "Dumbass" down!!!!
Matt Murdock: Chuckles standing over Wild, and he pulls out a FEATHER OH NO!!!!!!
Eric Masterson: He is attacking Wild with that feather OH NO!! Wild is laughing Vanessa McLure: CHUCKLES WINS, CHUCKLES WINS!!!!!!!
Matt Murdock: Wild just could take the Feather!!!!
Eric Masterson: Well the clown wins a hard one over Billy Wild, but its not the last we've seen of these two.
Vanessa McLure: Only here in the CWF, fans, the ONLY place to find matches with kilts, rubber chickens, clowns, bad jokes, and feathers of doom!
(Camera cuts backstage, where the security guards are escorting a handcuffed Mack Micheals out of the arena.)
Security Chief: I`m sorry, but Earache said I gotta take you out due to your assult on the champs locker room....
(Back to arena.)
Lee Sharkstone vs. Jimmy D - CWF Extreme Hardcore Title
Matt Murdock: Well, I can't even believe this
next match was booked this is
going
to be one of the most innovative and violent matches I have seen
here
in the
CWF.
Eric Masterson: I don't know why solty's I don't know why a cell,
I don't know
what
the bookers were thinking this could cost us two valuable
superstars,
but
this match will do one of two things some say it will end what is
brewing
between Jimmy D and Lee, I have a feeling this is just the
beginning.
Vanessa McLure: The beginning of the PAIN!!
(The camera shifts to eariler in the day, when the CWF trucks
showed up
to
prepare Solty's Bar for this newfangled match up. The time lapse
camera
shows the crews hard at work moxing parts of fences and so forth.
Suddenly
the camera fades to black, and then Jeeves dressed in a Tuxedo
steps
onto
the Champ a tron to a HUGE POP. He turns sides ways and the
lights
change to
look like Alfred Hitchcock Presents.)
[Jeeves]: Ladies and Gentlemen, Good Evening. The CWF, would like
to
take
this moment, to thank you all for coming out to joining this
Evening.
In our
next match up the CWF brings to you, a story of twisted origins,
a pair
of
real hellrazor's in a match that is destined to leave them both
SCAR'D
for
life.
(He chuckles to himself.)
[Jeeves]: Now, if we could get on with the programming, welcome
to CWF
presents Solty's In A Cell.
(The fans explode as the camera pulls up to what looks like a
prison,
there
are stone columns, fences, spot lights, guard dogs on the outside
of
the
fence, and razor wire at the tops, the fence is about 30 feet
tall.
Suddenly, we look above gate and we see giant cast iron gate, on
top of
which it says, "SOLTY'S BAR" There is a huge chain and
pad lock on the
door
as it rattles in the wind.
The Camera switches inside, where camera have been mounted all
over the
bar
to try to keep up with the action, as it was too dangerous to
send a
camera
man into such a confinded space. Two police transpot buses show
up and
the
back doors fly open, and four swat team members exit each one.
And
behind
them come Lee, and Jimmy D, they are both shackled wrist to foot.
The
teams
lead them into the bar, while MY OWN PRISON starts to play.)
Court is in Session
The Verdict is in
No Appeal on the Docket today
Just my Own SIN!
(Sharkstone kicks up some dust and smiles wickedly on his way
into the
bar.)
The walls cold and pale
The cage made of Steel
scream fill the room
Alone I drop and kneel
(Jimmy D, stops and looks around and takes in the entire
situation, he
stares at the ground, and then looks up with his eyes, and he too
has
the
look of blood lust in his eyes.)
Silence now the Sound
My breath the only motion around
Demons cluttering around
My face showing no emotions
Shackled by my sentence
expecting no return
For me there is no pentence
My Skin begins to burn
(The camera starts showing clips of Lee doing the Death Role, and
the
Tidal
drop, and Jimmy D doing, The Bong Hit and Unleash the Fury.)
So I held my head up high
hiding hate that burns inside
Which only fuels their selfish pride
We're all held captive
Out from the sun
A sun that shines on only some
We the meek are all in one
(The champ a tron shows several pictures of the two men almost
unconscious,
and bleeding on the mat or the floor in the back, without the
energy to
stand.)
I hear a thunder in the distance
See a vision of a cross
I feel the pain that was given
On that sad day of loss
(The camera switches back to the two men we are standing in
opposite
door
ways, the Wooden doors smash shut behind them, they stare through
the
fencing that the CWF has put up inside the doors to keep the men
in,
the
camera scans the room, all the windows and doors have been
covered with
fences.)
A lion roars in the darkness
Only he holds the key
A light to free me from my burden
And grant me life eternally
(SWAT members signal each other and the guys pulls out there
keys, each
member was given a key to one lock to that if one was attacked by
a
wrestler, they'd only get one key and couldn't get loose.)
Should have been dead
On a Sunday morning
Banging my head
No time for mourning
Ain't got no time
(The camera switches to the clock which has started a count down
to the
beginning of the match it is at 60 seconds.)
Should have been dead
On a Sunday morning
Banging my head
No time for mourning
Ain't got no time
(Lee grabs the cage and starts shaking it violently, as the swat
members
leave through the door they came in, as do D's guys. All that
separates
them
now is the fence door that will swing open in 35 seconds.)
So I held my head up high
Hiding hate that burns inside
Which only fuels their selfish pride
We're all held captive
Out from the sun
A sun that shines on only some
We the meek are all in one
(D has been smoking a cigarette the entire time, he takes it and
puts
it out
on his jacket sleeve. He drops the butt, and takes his leather
coat
off. As
the clock hits 15)
I cry out to God
Seeking only his decision
Gabriel stands and confirms
I've created my own prison
(Suddenly a loud buzzer goes off and the doors fly open and Lee
and
Jimmy
runs straight for each other the cage doors slam shut behind
them.)
Eric Masterson: Well here we go, and Sharkstone with a huge
spear, just drove
Jimmy
D back into that cage door he came through and the force of the
block
has
dented the fencing. Lee reaches back, and he just drilled D with
a
right
hand, and left, and right, and HEAD BUTT good lord.
Matt Murdock: Wow Lee looks like a caged animal.
Vanessa McLure: This match is gonna be so great.
Eric Masterson: He has D up, and wow, Lee is huge, he just threw
D over that
table
and onto the pool table, and Lee is going for a pool cue, he is
looking
to
play Sammy Sosa with Jimmy's Head, he ducked, and OH MY GOD!!!!
Matt Murdock: Did you see that?
Vanessa McLure: Look at the blood. Wow, I can't believe this,
best starting
EVER!!
Eric Masterson: Jimmy just ducked the pool cue, and hit Lee with
a punch but
that
fist was loaded with an 8 ball. I think he might just broke Lee's
nose,
and
cheek bone already. Jimmy D with a head lock on Lee now, he is
grinding
ball
into Lee's head with repeated shots to the skull. But Sharkstone
with a
low
blow.
Matt Murdock: How long can Lee last losing blood like that?
Vanessa McLure: he's a big boy he can handle it.
Eric Masterson: D is up, and Lee just smashed open a vending
machine. He took a
pack
of cigarettes and lit one. Lee just floored him with a second
straight
shot
to the groin area. Lee now, OH GREAT ODIN'S BEARD, he just
dropped his
cigarette on Jimmy's groin, and now Sharkstone is using his heel
to
snuff
out the butt, and he grinding his boot heel into D's groin, look
at the
smile on Lee's face. He is loving this.
Matt Murdock: somebody stop this right now, this is over the
line.
Vanessa McLure: This is just getting started.
Eric Masterson: It is true, there was a contract clause that if
the match was
stopped on anyone's behalf other than by 1,2,3, or submission, by
a CWF
official, that the person who could not continue would forfeit
all
further
chances at the CWF Hardcore title.
Matt Murdock: What is Lee doing? He just took swing of that
bottle of vodka,
and
now he is spreading it all over the top of that table, and Lee
just
pulled a
book of matches out of his pocket, oh no.
Vanessa McLure: OH YES!
Eric Masterson: dear lord, Lee just set that table on fire. Lee
has D in a
standing
position, He goes for a left hand D ducks it, and spins Lee
around oh
god he
just kicked him in the lower back, and now D has Lee up and
spinning
spinbuster through the flaming table and both men are down.
Matt Murdock: Wait D is back up and he is headed over the bar, he
is inbehind
the
bar, what THE???
Vanessa McLure: Wow, that wasn't brilliant but effective.
Eric Masterson: D just threw a half a bottle of Bombay Sapphire
gin that
smashed on
Sharkstone stone's right knee, look at the cut, Lee is in severe
pain.
D is
now down behind the bar what is he doing? There he is has found a
pipe
that
was under the bar. But where is Sharkstone. Oh my Lord he has
headed to
the
bathroom, and D is in hot pursuit.
Matt Murdock: Wow D just booted that door open but where is Lee?
Good God,
Lee
just jumped out of a stall and smashed Jimmy with a toilet paper
dispenser.
Vanessa McLure: Jimmy is dazed and the front of Lee's shirt is a
bloody
mess. Can
you ask for more?
Eric Masterson: Lee, now in control. OH NO, he just hit Jimmy D
with a front
face
sit down powerbomb into the toilet. Jimmy D's face is now busted
open
and
Lee goes for the cover. What happens now? 1......2......jimmy
kicks
out.
Matt Murdock: where'd that voice come from?
Vanessa McLure: You are so stupid just watch the blood, I mean
match.
Eric Masterson: The CWF said that it would be too difficult and
dangerous for a
ref
to be in the cell, so he is watching the match on a closed
circuit in a
truck outside, he can counts and calls submissions over the
intercom.
Matt Murdock: Who's idea was that?
Vanessa McLure: Matt Murdock does it Matt Murdocker? No, then
shut up.
Eric Masterson: anyways Lee, is now up, he is favoring his left
knee though
that
right one must be starting to swell. D is up to, Lee is charging
up,
and No,
D with a drop toe hold, and Lee just went through that stall
divider,
the
metal has been crushed, and Sharkstone is motionless. D stands
up, and
besides the blood he looks pretty satisfied with his handicraft.
Matt Murdock: But look behind him. This can't be happening.
Vanessa McLure: it can if it mean prolonged violence.
Eric Masterson: Sharkstone is up some how and he is smiling
wickedly, he just
tasted
his own blood, and seemed to like it. Lee sneaks up D, and spins
him
around,
and what is this it looks like a spinb.....no he turned that
spinning
spinbuster into a front falling cholkslam and the two of them
just went
through that wooden men's room door. Look at the splinters.
Matt Murdock: Wow the door was just ripped off it hinges.
Vanessa McLure: this is quality Television.
Eric Masterson: Lee is up, and he has D up, he is point at
something what it?
He is
looking at the bar in the distance, he picks up D he is
powerbomb, him,
look
at Lee run and listen to the blood curling battle scream, GREAT
ODIN'S
BEARD
he just smashed D on the counter, and he didn't release, and
again, and
THE
TRIFECTA. This has to be over.
Matt Murdock: but look at Lee he just collapsed, his knee, he is
smiling he
the
swelling of the knee is really starting to slow him down.
Vanessa McLure: Oh see I was always convinced it was the 300 plus
pounds
that
slowed him down.
Eric Masterson: what are they going to do next, Lee now crawling
behind the bar
to
make the cover, but wow, he just met up with Jimmy D and a mug,
Sharkstone
again might be out. D now for the cover,
1.......2......no
Matt Murdock: That was close, both man stagger to there feet,
Jimmy rolls on
to
the bar and is now standing on it. OH my Lord, he just short drop
kicked in
the face, and smashed Lee's back into the Jack Daniels no.7
mirror
behind
the counter.
Vanessa McLure: break more stuff.
Eric Masterson: Jimmy D now with a bar stool, and he smashed it
over the head
of The
Prefect Predator. Now Jimmy with a stool leg, good god, he is
beating
ever
living hell out of that injured leg. Lee is in severe pain, I
don't
even
think he can stand at this point. D, has him, what is this gonna
be?
Double
underhook, OH MY GOD, just used the LETHAL INJECTION on the glass
on
Lee. A
tribute to the CWF superstar, the hellrazor Kevin Kirkland, D
isn't
going
for the cover though. We saw Kirkland use that on the some great,
his
match
should be over.
Matt Murdock: Why won't he cover him?
Vanessa McLure: he is sending a message to Lee.
Eric Masterson: Oh no, Jimmy D, pulled a dart of the dart board,
and grabbed a
pool
cue. He is gonna wear Lee out. What is this, Jimmy D is gonna go
for a
belly
to belly? No Lee is to heavy and D is too tired, Lee, now with a,
oh my
GOD,
that looks like it can't be?, where did he?, how did he? Is it?
Matt Murdock: It certain is.
Vanessa McLure: Wow, a blast from the past.
Eric Masterson: Lee Sharkstone has applied the Bow of Defeat,
that was the move
used
by Archbishop Apocalypse. Jimmy D is in trouble Lee's technique
looks
good,
and D is fading. Oh my lord, Lee just screaming in pain, and
dropped D.
Matt Murdock: what did I miss?
Vanessa McLure: Look at the blood leaking from near Lee's
shoulder blade you
missed that.
Eric Masterson: Wow, well in that deadly bear hug Jimmy D, used
that Dart he
had and
drove it into Lee's back. What a veteran hardcore move by Jimmy
D.
Jimmy now
is headed behind the bar again what is he grabbing now? Oh my, he
just
pulled that brass tap off the counter, and he is choking
Sharkstone
with it.
Matt Murdock: this is not for the faint of heart, this has
degenerated into
pure
hatred.
Vanessa McLure: I love it!!
Eric Masterson: Wait, Sharkstone is back on his feet smiling,
Jimmy D, just hit
him,
with the pipe, and with a right, and the pipe and a right, Lee
just
keep
smiling. Boot to the stomach, and what is this, GREAT GOD OF THE
ITALY,
it
is the DEATH ROLL.....
1.............2...............2 7/8...............no,
Eric Masterson: Jimmy D kicked out but how, how did he do it?
Matt Murdock: Look at that, look at the fortitude of Jimmy D.
Vanessa McLure: That means this blood bath will contine.
Eric Masterson: What is Lee, doing, he stands D up, and OH MY GOD
he just irish
whipped him into the fence in front of the window. Now Lee with
the big
splash and the two men topple into the night sky, but they are
still
enclosed. In the parking lot.
Matt Murdock: Now, Lee Sharkstone with the Deep Sea Driver off the Dumpster! Lee gets down there and makes the cover for good measure. 1..2..3! Lee wins!
(Camera cuts backstage, the security crew is talking. They seem to all be in an intense conversation, as they are all sitting around in a room. We can`t hear what they are talking about though.)
(The CWF tron cameras focus on the backstage-area. We there find Mark the Spark Anthony and Lifter walking down the hall. Mark is dress in one of his usual suitsm and Lifter is wearing his leather jacket and blue jeans. Mark Anthony has a chair in his left hand.)
Matt Murdock: I wonder wear he's going with that chair.
Vanessa McLure: Maybe he's going to put it back where he found it.
Matt Murdock: I truelly doubt that.
(Mark and Lifter stops by the door of someone's locker-room. The camera focuses to see. It's Blacklung's locker!)
Blacklung: What do you two fools want? I don't have time to give autographs.
Lifter: That's not what we wanted to ask.
Mark Antony: It's involves you and Syn in the match tonight.
Blacklung: Yeah so? I'm gonng beat him. Bottom line-
(Lifter puts his hand up to interupt Blacklung.)
Lifter: Uh, no. I don't think that you will be able to beat Syn tonight.
Blacklung: What's makes you think that I couldn't beat him.
Lifter: I make you think that. Hell I say you should know that.
Mark Anthony: Basically we're asking you to forfit the match tonight and just give up the People's Title to Syn. And if you don't, well...we may have to slightly make you change your mind.
(Blacklung laughs and shakes his head.)
Blacklung: Pfff, yeah right. Anyway why don't you two dumb-asses go back to your locker-room and shut the hell up.
(Blacklung turns around to go back into his locker-room until he is attacked by Lifter! Lifter punches the back of Blacklung. Blacklung falls to the floor. Lifter and Mark begins to kick Lifter while he is down. Lifter goes down and chokes the throat of the People's Champion. Lifter moves aside and Mark lifts up the chair over the knee of Blacklung.)
Eric Masterson: Oh no! Don't do it!
Vanessa McLure: Do it! Hit him with the chair! Break his knee!
Matt Murdock: Oh you're just enjoying this aren't you.
(Mark slams the steel chair right on the knee of Blacklung. Blacklung shouts out in in pain. Mark continues this for about 4 more times. Mark the Spark then takes the steel chair and hits Blacklung over his body! Lifter then goes to the legs of Blacklung. Lifter lifts up the legs of Blacklung, and kicks him in the balls.)
Matt Murdock: That's got to hurt!
(Mark then takes the steel chair and chokes it down on the throat of Blacklung. Blacklung is gagging for air as it is slowly being taken away from him. The Spark continues to choke Blacklung ever more with the steel chair, right on his throat. Lifter then goes over to the head of Blacklung. Lifter kneels down on the opposite side Mark is standing and speaks tp Blacklung.)
Lifter: Next time you take the offer. And don't ever think that you can mess with or beat Nightmare. Jackass.
(Lifter gets up and and tells Mark to leave Blacklung along.)
Lifter: Ok leave him along. Let's get outta here. We got to go and find Tech.
(Mark tosses away the chair, and Blacklung tries to get back the air he lost. Mark the Spark and Lifter then walks out of the locker-room and down the halls. The CWF tron cameras then focus back on the ring area.)
Matt Murdock: Wow... and that match is next...
Blacklung
vs. Syn - CWF People`s Title
(Syn`s music plays as he makes his way to the ring.)
Vanessa McLure: Guys, I bet Syn will become the new CWF People`s Champion!
Eric Masterson: I wonder why.....
(Blacklung`s music plays. He hobbles out, People`s Title in hand. As soon as he gets in the ring, Syn kicks him in the midsection. Blacklung stays down. Syn then sets him up for a piledriver, and piledrives Blacklung right on the People`s Title. The bell rings to start the match, and Syn easily and quickly covers Blacklung, who has been beaten senseless. 1..2...kickout! Blacklung managed to kickout. Syn picks him up and this time powerbombs him. Again, Syn covers. 1..2... kickout once more! Syn then stands up, and stomps Blacklung square in the forehead. Syn covers again. 1..2..3! New CWF People`s Champion, Syn!)
Vanessa McLure: All hail the new champion, Syn!!!!
Matt Murdock: Now, before the main event, we have a few words from ACWF Vice President, and I suppose CWF President Earache Brushoff.
(Camera cuts to Brushoff in front of a black background.)
Earache Brushoff: Santiago Desante, you made a mistake when you stuck up for this federation. You said to the world that you liked the CWF. That angers me immensly. I built this federation, and I can destroy it. I WILL destroy it. If you win the World Title tonight, then everyone knows that the CWF will continue it`s stay in the limelight. I want that title to stay on David Allan, whom everyone knows is just a lucky midcarder. Santiago, you will not win the World Title tonight, I will see to that. That`s all, good luck in your match, Allan and Apsey.)
Dave Allan vs. Jon Apsey vs. Santiago Desante - CWF World Heavyweight Championship
Eric Masterson:
Now its that time folks...The main event. The big one. The
Ultimate
Rebel, the Perfect Devil, and World Champion! Thats right the
Three
way
dance for the World Championship.
Matt Murdock: So much story its hard to cover. Both Apsey and
DeSante have no
love
for Allen.. Who can forget the intense three-way dance with
Apsey,
Warhammer
and Allen not to long ago. Then Allen and Apsey have had many
wars in
the
ring.
Eric Masterson: Now bring in the Perfect Devil who is preparing
the perfect
comeback.
For the longest time Apsey was the lone face draw along with
SCAR, but
now
The voice of the people, has to face the Peoples Choice. Two of
the
biggest
names finally face head to head.
Vanessa McLure: Could you two quit sucking up, You know that
Allen is too
good for
either of these losers.
Eric Masterson: Well Allen has been calling out the Devils name a
lot recently.
He
said he seems to know something that Desante wants to know. And
it
must be
good because he got his attention. And know DeSante says that he
is the
commons man's vengeance then it sucks to be Allen.
Matt Murdock: Well DeSantes biography is out and let me tell you
DeSante has
had no
easy life.
Vanessa McLure: Moan, and complain, lets get two this.
Eric Masterson: We got to now Christopher "Loudmouth"
Spracher..
Loudmouth: Introducing now, from Peterborough England, weighing
in
244lbs
and 6 feet 4 inches, The Voice of the People and the Ultimate fan
favorite...JACKKNIFE JON APSEY!!!
Eric Masterson: Listen to the crowd as "Wake up" Scar
Remix hits!!! The chants
are
raising the roof
Matt Murdock: Look ar Apsey he is on that Turnbuckle feel the
electricity in
air.
Loudmouth: Making his return to main event competition, The
Peoples
Choice
to some...The Perfect Devil to others, hailing from New Orleans
Louisiana,
Weighing in at 240 lbs and 6 feet 6 inches. Master of the Dark
gift
SANTIAGO DESANNNNTEEE!!!!
(the lights go black and start flashing red with the latin
drums..."Sympathy
for the Devil" by GNR cover begins to play.)
Eric Masterson: Now the chants of PEOPLES CHOICE are rasing the
roof as DeSante
makes
his way into the ring. Apsey and DeSante are eying each other as
the
muisc
stops. Listen to the Crowd, I can't even tell who they are
cheering
for.
Vanessa McLure: Stupid inbreds don't they know who the champ is!
Eric Masterson: speaking of which..
Loudmouth:: AND THERE OPPONENT..THE CWF WORLD CHAMPION WEIGHING
IN at
183
pounds and hailing from Ontario CanadaLadies and Gentlemen THE
MAN OF
ATHOUSAND GIMMICKS!! THE PUNK ASS..DAVID ALLANNNN!!!!
(A massive Chorus of boos hits the arena as "New Dog, New
tricks"
blares from
the speakers.Allan appears, the belt slung over his shoulder as
he
slowly
walks down the ramp, an evil smirk emerging. He waits at the
bottom of
the
ramp momentarily, staring into Apsey and DeSante eyes before
sliding
under
the bottom rope and preparing to get going)
Eric Masterson: All three men looking at each other. There is the
bell...The
stare
off continues, Apsey and DeSante nod to each other...
Matt Murdock: OUCH double clothelines on Allen and Allen is out
of the ring.
Vannesa: Hey thats not fair!!!!
Eric Masterson: DeSante and Apsey shakes hands first. What a show
and listen to
the
crowd!!!!
Matt Murdock: The two grapple and Snapmare by the Ultimate Fan
Favorite...But
DeSante rolls right onto his feet.
Eric Masterson: And a hip toss on Apsey send the British one
down. He gets back
up.
Desante Irish whips him and Allen with a face Buster On
DESANTE!!!
Matt Murdock: And Apsey coming back with a flying body press
takes down
Allen!!
Eric Masterson: Apsey with a STF on Allen...Allen getting to the
roap...and
Suddenly
DeSante spears Apsey out of the ring.
Matt Murdock: Quick roll up by Allen on the Perfect Devil
Vanessa McLure: 1..2..and kickout..What a slow count!!
Matt Murdock: Desante and Allen are facing off. Allen with a
right to
DeSante...NO
EFFECT!! Listen to the crowd as Allen backs off. DeSante asking
the
crowd
to get into it! DeSante Irish whips Allen into the ropes..and A
splash
by
the Peoples Choice!! Now DeSante bringing Allen to the top
turnbuckle!
Vannessa: Yes and the Champ hits DeSante down!! And look at Allen
going for
a suicide Headbutt!!!
Matt Murdock: And DeSante rolls out and backflips up..What
agility!!
Eric Masterson: AND APSEY WITH A SAMOAN DROP ON DESANTE!!!!
Desante walked
right
into it! Now Apsey takes down Allen with a quickfire DDT!! The
crowd
is
loving it! DeSante stumbles to his feet! Apsey gets him in
position
for the
Blade runner, but Desante reverse with a facefirst Russian
legsweep!!!!
Desante now setting up Apsey and has him in the sharpshooter!!!!
Look
at
Apsey face...
Matt Murdock: Again I don't know who the crowd is cheering for
but listen to
all the
noise!!
Vannessa: Flying elbow smash by the champ Sends the Not so
perfect
Devil
down. Now Allen has a figure four on Apsey!!!!!
Matt Murdock: Apsey is fightnig it!!! He is asking the crowd to
help him...THE
APSEY
CHANTS ARE RAISING THE ROOF!!! He is REVERSING IT!!! ASPEY HAS
REVERSED THE
FIGURE FOUR AND ALLEN IS TROUBLE!!!!
Eric Masterson: What is DeSante doing..He is going to the top
turnbuckle!!! He
is
signaling something to the crowd!!! OH NO 450 SPLASH ON BOTH
MEN!!!!!
Matt Murdock: All three men or on the ground but DeSante manages
to get to his
feet.
He stumbles and get on the top turnbuckle again...GOOD GRAVY!!!!
ALLEN
WITH
A DROPKICK SENDS DESANTE TO THE GROUND!!!
(The crowd starts chanting HOLY SH@T)
Eric Masterson: But Apsey has Allen in the corner and is
waylaying him with
punches!!!! Now he puts Allen on the top turnbuckle..Desante is
making
his
way toward the ring..Allen pushes Apsey off and is geeting ready
for a
high
risk move..But DESANTE TURNS HIM AND LOOK ITS THE ICEBREAKER!!!!
HIS
old
finisher..HE DDT HIM OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE CONCRETE
FLOOR!!!
Matt Murdock: Now the chants of PEOPLES CHOICE are getting Louder
and
louder!!!!!
Eric Masterson: Apsey and DeSante are eyeing each other in center
ring...Right
by
Apsey blocked..Right by DeSante blocked, Left by Apsey,
blockedand so
is the
left by DeSante!!! Now Apsey with a quick knee to the
stomach..Irsih
whips
to the ropes..tries the samoan drop but Desante rolls off and
spins him
around.....
Matt Murdock: But Apsey ducks the punch and THE BLADE RUNNER!!!
HE HIT THE
BLADE
RUNNER!!!!!!!
Eric Masterson: The count 1....2...th KICK OUT!!!! DESANTE KICKED
OUT!!!!!!!
Matt Murdock: Apsey can't belive it!!!! He stands DeSante back up
but Desante
pushes him off!! Right into a waiting Allen who has managed to
get back
in
the ring!!! THE MILLION AND ONE!!!! ALLEN HAS HIT THE MILLION AND
ONE
ON
APSEY!!! DeSante is still stumbling around and Allen turns him
around
and
THE MILLION TO ONE ON DESANTE!!!! DESANTE IS DOWN!!!!!
Vanessa McLure: Thats what it takes to be the champ boys!!!
Eric Masterson: Allen isn't going for the cover!!! He is busy
smiling and
jeering at
the fans!! He finally covers DeSante! 1...2.....th KICK OUT
AGAIN!!!!
LISTEN TO THE CROWD!!! DESANTE HAS FOUGHT BACK AGAIN!!!!!! And
Apsey
with a
massive drokick send Allen flying into the corner
Matt Murdock: DeSante is back to his feet...Apsey is back to his
feet.
Apsey...
irish whips DeSante into the ropes and with a great Spinebuster
takes
him
down. Now Apsey to the top rope..but Allen runs uo and A
HURRICANRANA!!!
THE PUNKASS TAKES APSEY DOWN!! What A move!!
Eric Masterson: He gets back up and a STANDING SIDEKICK!!! The
Perfect Devil
send
allen back into the corner!! He puts Allen on the top turnbuckle
again...DeSante takes a few steps back!!! OH MY!!! A SPINNING
ROUNDHOUSE KICK
SEND ALLEN FLYING INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!!!!
Matt Murdock: Apsey is up and he runs right at DeSante..Desante
ducks under
and
THE DEVILS PATH!!!! HE NAILS THE DEVILS PATH! 1....2....th
KICKOUT
APSEY
HAS KICKED OUT!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIVE IT!!!
Eric Masterson: Allen is stumbling back in with a chair!! But
DeSante ducks
under him
and DEVILS PATH ON ALLEN!!!! RIGHT ON THAT CHAIR!!! ALLEN IS OUT
COLD!!!!!
Vanessa McLure: Here comes Earache Brushoff out to the entryway! That traitor, even I don`t like him!
Earache Brushoff: Desante, I saw that! That is grounds for you being gone, security, come get Santiago out of here!
(The security
guards come out, and they stop midway to the ring. The security
chief pulls off his standard yellow and black security shirt to
reveal a CWF T Shirt. He then turns, and chases Earache Brushoff
out of the building, as the other security guards follow.
Matt Murdock: Earache`s gone, Allan is down, and now Apsey is
back on his feet...DeSante is eyeing him...DeSante Irish whips
Apsey into the ropes and Apsey ducks DeSante Dark Gift kick. He
gets him in BLADE RUNNER position!!!
Eric Masterson: But Desante reverses it and THE DEVILS PATH DDT
AGAIN!!! HE HIT
IT!!!
Matt Murdock: 1......2.....3 THATS IT DESANTE IS THE NEW CWF
WORLD
CHAMPION!!!!!
Eric Masterson: Listen to the crowd...THE CHANTS OF PEOPLES
CHOICE ARE RAISING
THE ROOF!!!!! Look at DeSante...He has the title in his hands!!!!
Its
been a long road for him, and the greatest comeback in recent
times....Look he
is helping Apsey up... he is shaking Apseys hand!!!! LISTEN TO
THE
CROWD!!! They love it THE ULTIMATE FAN FAVORITE STANDING WITH THE
PEOPLES CHOICE!!!! THE NEW CWF WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!
Matt Murdock: Against all odds..DeSante has done what many
believed to be
impossible and mounted a GREAT COMEBACK And WON the World
championship in a very
short amount of time!!!!!
Eric Masterson: Not only that, but he did it amid rumors that
this was it, that the CWF was going down! Santiago Desante just
proved to the world that the CWF is one of the premier
federations in the world today.
Santiago Desante: This is to many people, but mostly to Earache Brushoff. This is the Championship Wrestling Federation`s World Title. See that Earache? The CWF Belt. And guess what. I`ve got one at home to match it, the ACWF World Title Belt. But guess what? I am the current CWF World Champion, and I hope it bothers the hell out of you!
Eric Masterson: See that, ACWF, that belt that Santiago Desante is holding is the CWF World Heavyweight Title. That belt means something. The CWF doesn`t go away and come back every two months, we stand for tradition and integrity, and will continue to do so. We have come up from the underdog federation to emerge as a true power, and we aren`t going anywhere. If you don`t believe that we are a force to be reckoned with, Mickey Knox, then just ask your vice president....
Vanessa McLure: Wow.. strong comments from such a small man.. but true I suppose..
Matt Murdock: For Eric Masterson, Vanessa McLure, and new World Champion Santiago Desante, I am Matt Murdock saying good night everyone, and don`t forget to tune into Danger Zone as the CWF shows it`s stuff once more!