Marriage
Humor
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"The Old Version"
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
"The New Versions"
Pessimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
Optimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat *
Vengeful:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she doesn't come back, Hunt her down and shoot her.
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL) m_she= new CShe;
Bill Gates :
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her that
she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
If you love somebody, Set her free...
She'll evolve.
Statistician :
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's Fan:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over Possessive:
If you love somebody don't set her free.
MBA:
If you love somebody set her free...
instantaneously... and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Finance Expert:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
