Ha Ha Ha ........

  SIMPLE   COOL  FACTS...  but  100% true!!......

1." What u do today is important coz...u  r exchanging a day of your life with what u do today !"   so.... enjoy..!

2."The only place where  success comes before work is the dictionary.." ... divorce and marriage too..

3."when a woman looks intently at a man and her eyes are limpid and the pupils are large, it does not mean she is yearning for him , she is probably shortsighted..!"....hey guys be careful!

4." The writer and scientific thinker John Campbell .jr. once described  the most dangerous chemical in the world -a single exposure to this substance causes lifelong addiction ,withdrawal for more than a few minutes can be fatal, there is no cure and the prognosis is death ...can anyone guess the chemical?" answer

5."Why is  a river always having full of money?"

      "coz it has two banks..!"

6."Borrow money from a pessimist ...they don't expect it back..!"

7."What are the two reasons why men don't mind their business?"

 1. No mind

 2. No business......haha

8.ATTITUDE

  " I am not what I think I am 

    I am not what you think I am

    I am what I think you think I am.."........(got it?)

9."There is only one pretty child in this world and every mother has it.!".....so take care of ur mom

10."some books are to be tasted, while some  are to be swallowed and a few are to be chewed and digested..!"- Francis Bacon   (ready for some eating then?)

11." It is only when you meet with resistance that  non-violence is put to trial.." ........none other than my dear   Mohandas ...(u people call him  Gandhi ,right?)

12."Yesterday is but a dream...
Tomorrow is but a vision......
But Today well lived makes
Every yesterday a dream of happiness ,
And Every tomorrow ,
A vision of Hope.Look well,
Therefore to THIS DAY!."

14."Every Saint has a past
And Every Sinner a future!"     -Mr.George Fernandes(Defence minister.)

15.and finally" Everyone is ignorant ,only on different subjects.. right?"