| Quotes | One-liners | Stupid Convos | ||||||
| "Age doesn't mean a damn to me -- It's just one more complication to life." - "To be or not to be, that's the question. So, what's your answer?" - " |
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| Jesus is dead -- why the hell should I worship a dead man? - Am I stoned or are you really that ugly? - |
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| WAYNE: Want a boyfriend? Me: Want a black eye? - WAYNE: Do you know Nick? ME: Yeah, he's a buddy of mine. WAYNE: What is a buddy? ME: ... - ME: Come over here and pick it up. HALES: Over my dead body. ME: That can be arranged. HALES: I know. Arrange it with a silk lining in my coffin. ME: Who said anything about a coffin? A cross is good enough. |
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