Quotes | One-liners | Stupid Convos
"Age doesn't mean a damn to me -- It's just one more complication to life."
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"To be or not to be, that's the question. So, what's your answer?"
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Jesus is dead -- why the hell should I worship a dead man?
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Am I stoned or are you
really that ugly?
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WAYNE: Want a boyfriend?
Me: Want a black eye?
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WAYNE: Do you know Nick?
ME: Yeah, he's a buddy of mine.
WAYNE: What is a buddy?
ME: ...
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ME: Come over here and pick it up.
HALES: Over my dead body.
ME: That can be arranged.
HALES: I know. Arrange it with a silk lining in my coffin.
ME: Who said anything about a coffin? A cross is good enough.
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