when

1. You know the difference between Sailor Moon R and Sailor Moon S
2. All your friends know the difference
3. You know all the Sailor Scouts English and Japanese names
4. And get mad whenever someone mixes them up
5. You know all their powers(air, water, etc)
6. You know the difference between Neptune�s power and Mercury�s
7. You send hate mail to Dic.
8. For more than one reason
9. You seriously consider dressing up like one of your fav senshi for Halloween.
10. You actually dress up like your fav senshi for Halloween
11. You compel your friends to dress up like the other eight senshi
12. And you find a guy to be Tuxedo Mask
13. You know exactly what Senshi means in Japanese(soldier)
14. You make all your friends call the Sailor Scouts Sailor Senshi
15. They actually do
16. Even though they don�t know who the Sailor *Senshi* are
17. Which you change shortly
18. You doodle Sailor Scout drawings in the margins of your homework
19. And the teacher actually remarks on them
20. By telling you what a good artist you are(mine actually did! ^.^)
21. Or by correcting you
22. Because she/he knows all about the Senshi from your famous lectures
23. You buy a Japanese/English dictionary
24. To help translate the Sailor Moon Japanese mangas that haven�t been printed in English yet
25. You sell copies of the translated script
26. So you can buy the newest Sailor Moon toys
27. You make your own senshi
28. Complete with powers, attacks, normal self and transformations
29. And make a manga based on it
30. You love Mamoru
31. You hate his ugly green jacket
32. You make a shrine to Mamoru in your room
33. And another, devoted to the many ways to destroy the jacket
34. You have a webby devoted to Sailor Moon
35. You write fanfiction about Sailor Moon
36. You draw fanart about Sailor Moon
37. And post it on your webby
38. You make a YKYWTMSMW list
39. Or contribute to one
40. You do over three things that are on this list
41. Simultaneously
42. You know all the Sailor Senshi�s transformation speeches
43. And their attacks
44. And the moves that go with them
45. You have three cats
46. That are named Diana, Artimis, and Luna
47. Which are Grey, White and Black, respectively
48. You have three dogs which go by these names
49. You own any animals which answer to these names
50. And expect it to talk
51. And hope that it will one day tell you that you are a chosen soldier of Love and Justice
52. You hope to become any senshi
53. Even if it means dyeing your hair pink
54. You hope to have your heart crystal stolen
55. Or even your energy taken
56. As long as you could say, "I saw *them*" (*starry eyes*)
57. You think that there are conspiracies in Sailor Moon
58. You know that there are conspiracies in Sailor Moon
59. Such as Mamoru�s parents weren�t killed, they were kidnapped to make Mamoru grow up stronger
60. You use Napster to download Sailor Moon songs
61. Even though you are against Napster
62. You buy all the Sailor Moon CD�s
63. Your Christmas List is pages long, but all is Sailor Moon stuff
64. You had faithfully recorded all the Sailor Moon episodes when they still aired (;P)
65. When you missed one you had a chance to perform the imitation Usagi crying
66. Which you practiced to make it sound the same
67. You are intensly happen when a stranger tells you to �Lower the decibles�
68. And are convinced he is your destined love
69. Even though he is your best friend�s younger brother
70. You try to grow your hair out as long as Usagi�s
71. And succeed
72. You search diligently for three years to find "Aqua" hair color, then cut your hair like Michiru�s, dye it and learn to play the violin
73. You convince your younger sister to dye her hair pink
74. And then spend your whole weekend figuring out how to put it in those odd�I don�t even know *what* to call them
75. You succeed
76. You call her Chibi-Usa
77. And pay her to call you Usagi
78. You decide that your little brother is a youma
79. And try to vanquish him
80. You act like a long suffering hero when you are grounded
81. And promptly try to Moon Dust him again
82. You know all the words to the Sailor Moon theme songs
83. And sing them in the shower
84. During school
85. In your sleep
86. You write Sailor Moon fanfics based on challenges
87. And then write a challenge
88. And get fanfics to respond
89. You use Japanese phrases unknowingly in regular conversation
90. So do your friends
91. And your teacher has learned not to remark about it
92. Since it is such a common occurrence
93. You have dreams about the Sailor Senshi
94. You have dreams that you are a Sailor Senshi
95. Repeatedly
96. And are disappointed that Luna(your black cat, adopted from the Humane Society) hasn�t started talking to you
97. You argue with friends if manga is pronounced "mah-n-gah" or "mane-gah"
98. You look it up
99. In your Japanese-English dictionary
100. You reach 100 on a YKYWTMSM list
101. All by yourself