Let me tell you about my hero, Chuck Norris...
When I saw his movie "Delta Force" I was deeply amused by Chuck Norris' bad acting, even for 80's standards. He said absolutely nothing until about halfway through the movie, even then he only said one really crappy punchline. Meanwhile this horrid 80's theme music played in the background (you should be hearing it now), while Chuck went around on a motorbike with rocket launchers, blasting stereotypicalised arab foes into oblivion. This movie was probably the most unrealistic, typical American action film ive ever seen.
But even after all these years Chuck's skill at acting (if you can call it skill) hasn't improved. His modern acting and television series is just as bad, practically all action and no storyline, except one small problem. Now hes like 50 years old and moves like a sloth, his reaction speed is crap. You've gotta hand it to the man though...hes got great commitment, still doing adds for exercise equipment on sunday morning television. Even now, i still hav'nt seen all of Chuck's work. Some movies like "Forest Warrior" sound promosing. Lots of potential amusement there! The mans a bloody hero and an inspiration to all people 50+!