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| Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas
(Family Value Mix) Lyrics |
| Schools out, Christmas Break Home for the holidays meatloaf and fruitcake Off to grandmas, it�s so boring Screaming kids and grandpa�s snoring My aunt margaret�s lost her mind She�s trippin� on a train set, have another box of wine It�s gonna be a merry merry merry frickin� Christmas I must be on santa clauses shitlist The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now, I�m sick of all my relatives Have a merry merry merry merry frickin� Christmas Uncle Richard he�s a weirdo Passing out pictures of himself in a speedo My cousin� Ashlee her singing really sucks Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux My brother�s wife, is really hot She pulled me in the bathroom, I hope we don�t get caught We haven�t even opened our presents yet but now it�s time to start I�ll fake a smile �cause it�s going back to Wal-Mart |