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| LEFT: Big Al, also known as "The Brain," mastermind of the gang's inanimate motivation and will to survive. Mr. Al's latest mission is to bring down the Anit-defecation League of Pirates (Miami). |
| ABOVE: Castro, the watchdog enjoys resting after a hard night's work. |
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| RIGHT: The Sherman Tank, the only Pi�ata vehicle ever known to reach the speed of light, shown here with the sister of former pilot, Squibbs. The tank was best known for it's transpotation of "long hairs," including Rolf, Ereek, Bruno and Hilly. |
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| ABOVE: Jasper, recently arrested by the RCMP in Edmonton for conspiracy to immitate wild goats in a local retirement home. She attacked a crowd of residents wearing only a green pair of shorts, and armed a septor. Authorities say that fifteen elders were rushed to the hospital after the incident occured. Reporters say that her last words for the public include this, "It's a good day to die..." |
