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| LEFT: Ereek, road warrior and alleged crossdresser. Recently caught on film at the Pinata, parading around with no pants on; wearing only this blue bonnet, a GAP sweatshirt and rollerskates labled with American and French flags. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| ABOVE: Eebeesqueebeewibbenaukee, twin of Squibbs, currently incarcerated for soliciting Ragedy Ann, skipping school and sleeping on his mother's couch. He was released on $69 cash bail for good behavior with other inmates. Ann holds a restraining order on the offender, requiring her to be glued to his torso permanently. |
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| BELOW- The Whacko-Mobile, originally piloted by Bruno, handed down to Stanley. now rests in peace. The vehicle whimsically disappeared after flying off a seaside cliff in Jonesport, Maine. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ABOVE- Wishbone, the exterminator, gluttonous ant-eater, often listens for ants tunneling through woodwork. Thrown in jail, Christmas 2000, for mugging Santa of all ant farms en route to poor children's homes. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| ABOVE- Ranger Lick, disco singer by night. Discovered singing for help, tied to a tree in a remote Maine forest. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| RIGHT- Paranoid goldfish keeper, Mullet, currently incarcerated for assult and battery charges on local partygoer, Jeremy Grundle Grabbler, after he ate, not flushed, but ate her pet fish, Sam from the family toilet. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| RIGHT- Jeremy Grundle Grabber, he just looks innocent. Doesn't he? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||