Note: Unlike the rest of the material on this site, I did not come up with any of these. These have some good ideas for MSN names too. The newest ones are at the bottom. The oldest ones, from like grade 8, are at the top. A man that makes you cry Is never worth your tears. The man who is worth your tears, Will never make your cry. ~ Boyfriends come and go, But a friend is forever. ~ You can pick your friends, You can pick your nose, But you can't pick your friend's nose. ~ Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows! ~ I would give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter!!! ~ Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. ~ Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. ~ When life hands you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying kid with a papercut. ~ Save Santa the trip - be naughty! ~ Do you beleive in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again? ~ What goes around, gets dizzy and falls over. ~ Dont frown because roses have thorns, smile because thorns have roses. ~ Life's to short to drink cheap wine. ~ Dont marry someone you can live with, marry someone you can't live without. ~ Winners dont quit, quitters dont win. ~ Dreams are wishes and wishes come true ~ If you want to have a dream come true, make your dream a little more realistic. ~ I'm really easy to get along with, as long as people realize to worship me! ~ Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your man thinks so. ~ Hold my purse while I kiss your boyfriend! ~ Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll take a nap. ~ You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits! ~ I Laugh In The Face Of Danger, Then I Hide Until It Goes Away. ~ If a word is miss spelled in the dictionary how would we know? ~ I would kiss you but I just washed my face. ~ I may not be a Flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock. ~ Dance like nobody's watching, love like you've never been hurt. ~ Love is patient, Love is kind, It does not envy, it does not boast, It is not proud, It is not rude, It is not self-seeking, It is not easily angered, It keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends. Love Never Fails. (- Corinthians 13 : 4 - 8 -) ~ If you have nobody to talk to, talk to yourself and maybe someone will listen. ~ You can't trust anyone if you don't trust yourself first... ~ The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout... and then it died. ~ I will love you forever... well, at least until I find someone else. ~ So many boys, such little minds... ~ Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. ~ If you love your man set him free.... if he doesn't come back you know he's with me ~ I didn't fall for him, he tripped me. ~ A ship in a harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for. ~ If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. ~ Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. ~ Suicide Hotline...please hold ~ Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans. ~ Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it. ~ Tears are words that the heart can't say. ~ The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. ~ I'm not antisocial... I just hate you. ~ I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool! ~ My boyfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two boyfriends! ~ Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they are a mile away, and you have their shoes! Back |