The dumb and funny things we say (the newer ones are at the bottom) � "Nick, I can trust you, right?" - Jenna � "Oh look, it's like two in one!" - Candy (inside joke) � "Chocolate isn't on caffiene!" - John � "This Drama presentation has special extra effects!" - Candy � "I've been peeing for 45 minutes!" - Nick � "Only one day until tomorrow!" - Andrew � "I am not dirty!" - Nick � "I am not weird." - Marc � "You look happier then Nick in San Francisco!" - Marc � "But Sarah, I wanna be with you!!!" - Jenna � "That's about as true as Nick's manhood..." - Marc � "I'm going to stab you in the knife with my fork." - Josh � "I'm going to ask the car if I can borrow my mom." - Sarah � "I am going to try to grow out my legs." - Claudia � "My arm almost covers my hairs." - Claudia � "Your hair looks like sex." - Mike � "Biteth me."- Sam � "When we're 18, we should all get fake IDs!!!"- Ashton � "Look at that traffic light!" (points at lamp inside the YMCA) - Paulina � "I have an 8 inch penis." - Mike (said randomly, out of nowhere) � "OMG.... *laughs hysterically* Look at all the nerds in their natural habitat!" - Ashton (when we go past Switchbox) � "I will give him a heads up... so that his head won't go up!" - Nick (you'd have to have been there) � "I don't like carrying those waters of bottles." - Shawn � "Thank you for not being frigid."- Paulina and Josh, said to eachother in memory of Nick � "You could be dating my boyfriend" - Claudia, said to me about a guy who is not her actual boyfriend, but a guy who's nickname is "Claudia's boyfriend" � "Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?" - Nick � Candy: How did you know it was me in the car? Gord: Because you're the only person I know who actually signals in a parking lot at 2 in the morning. � "Those damn remembering bastards!!" - Matt, after realizing the reason Subway was closed so early is because it was Remembrance Day � "Fuck world peace!" - Chris � "In Jr.High, back when it was cool to be dumb, ...." - a girl in my GNST 201 class � "There was a lot of pineapple in that pineapple!" - Kristin � "He found the back of my hand to be quite displeasing" - Brittany (my cousin), describing what happened when she found out her boyfriend cheated on her � "Look, a bird!" - me � "I have a birthday cake to show you..." Chris (inside joke) � "... so you can just eat the songs and listen to the chips, okay?" - me � Me: Is English your first language? Dave: No. Drunk is. � "Fuck love, I'm hungry." - Chris � "You fail!" - Becky � "Q: Why did God put men on earth? A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn..." - Mike � "I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient." - Nick Back |